Who Else Can Relate?

[Music] forbidden spaghetti and guacamole till that the cheese slicer oster hewlett was invented by thorbjorkland norway the legend has it that frustrated at the uneven cheese slices he cut with a knife he wanted to improve the cheese world he realized that a carpenter's plane could do the job and the cheese slicer was born having fun picturing an incredibly norwegian man have a meltdown over a cheese-cutting disaster before glancing at his carpentry tools and having an epiphany there is no plight no blood in a desire to improve the cheese world travis mcelroy isn't even gay he's just annoying this is making me cry laughing really disappointed to discovery ratify absolutely does not mean the extremely cool thing you could think it means just from looking at the word if i was jesus judas wouldn't have even passed my vibe check let alone betray me would any of the apostles pass whoever brings over smash bros kids these days are such wimps back in my day the sky was red and i was scared crap it's red kids these days no true fear your generation is all right mutuals do this eating a vegetable when you dream about me please add a few inches to my height guys we've found jimin's tumblr what would you do if you woke up in the middle of an inconceivably large mirror maze filled with large hungry wild animals hypothetically thomas family restaurant tommy my name is tommy so i left five star response from the owner hey thanks from one tommy to another we bet you're five stars too okay when we're all elderly and still playing video games we'll have gamer rocking chairs me and my wife while i work at home during covered literally anyone overwatch things me nodding pretending i understand i do not are you wearing the it is a boy i will reveal a new gender every day until my demands are met bro imagine finding out that your conception not even birth but conception caused this much mayhem that poor kid ain't even born yet and he has anxiety bbq please be quiet someday i'm gonna wake up and everything is gonna look like this my grandfather always had candy in his pockets and one time when i got really sick and i was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy he pulled out his pockets to show he hadn't even brought any and i got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had two chewy chocolate candy toffees and two orange fanta toffees and i'll never forget the happiness and surprise i felt in that one moment in my entire life pitch who wants to be a millionaire but the contestants are billionaires so it's more of a threat every question they get wrong they lose more money from their current savings to 1 million the questions are all things ordinary people should know what's the cost of a loaf of bread i want six pet [ __ ] so i can name them after every sin except for sloth today my wife texted me this and then immediately called me to make sure i got it because it was an urgent message hot wedding idea the worst man it's his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs wouldn't that just be the guy who goes i object when the priest says speak now or forever hold your peace yeah but any idiot can do that the worst man has to do it and come up with some dramatic overconvoluted reason why the couple can't marry complete with fake witnesses and then challenge the groom to a sword fight for the bride's hand right there in the church it's all staged to be as realistic as possible maybe even with someone swinging off a chandelier if the wedding venue allows the worst man's duty is to make the wedding exciting to prove the couple are so in love that even the deliberate efforts of an outlandish saboteur can't stop them in 1778 two irish gentle women put on men's clothing and ran away together lady alina butler had received several offers of marriage but was determined to share her life with her friend sarah ponsonby they spent the rest of their lives in a black and white house called placenuit outside langolin cultivating their garden improving their minds and filling the house with clocks cabinets and whirligigs of every shape and hue they also had a little dog called sappho friend they literally named their dog sappho just 18th century gals being pals jesus h christ look at the time it is strap on time i don't get it babe none of us are getting it there's a quarantine i think cooking is my calling well hang up when someone asks why you have a bunch of rocks and jars in your room which craft when someone asks why you have a bunch of tiny rocks and tiny jars in your pockets witchcraft pocket edition badly hurt in battle i have no choice to but to show you my true form i have to go all out to defeat you not many mortals get to hear that i'm surrounded by a bright ball of light screams can be heard choirs are singing and when i emerge i turn into the most powerful femboy twink in the land got it's so crazy we all have bones like just these big hard drops holding our meat up that's so freaking wild i can't believe it one of the main reasons i don't want to get pregnant is i can't handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them this is a very reasonable concern you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some craplord infants steals them out from under you disgraceful you have no freaking idea what you're up against i dead ass tried to get this on a shirt a couple of years ago and the company called me to say as funny as it was they can't because of copyright i would kiss every inch of you would you kiss my butthole lol date of origin 2010 this artifact predates the eating era i feel like this tag is an important edition nick oh gatsby you're so shrekzy i literally want to touch your english lit teachers it was a different time they meant this superheaterish actually no homo to the tune of we built this city i pet this kitty i pet this kitty and boop its nose you are not immune stay inside i know this is about covered 19 but this instills primal fear in me you'd think more gamers would be into hummus you're telling me a chickpead in this those orcs are harassing me again at the gym what are they saying king whenever i'm doing the bench bris they'll come over and shout matt gaurag and then add at least 400 pounds to the barbell i've always hated the rule about silence for golf like who i'm a golf player who i need perfect concentration and a controlled environment to hit the ball with the stick beach you know what would take real skill loud golf like golf is a crime against water tables and civilization but i'd watch the crap out of freaking obstacle golf crowd with vuvuzela's angry ball loose on the course active volcano environmental activists with hatchets lurking in the bushes one of the golf carts is rigged to explode mini golf mega golf someone how are you today the hallucination of edward cullen that i keep around at all times lie what do you mean i didn't reach out i literally thought about you i feel like i'm in that spongebob episode where squidward was time traveling then he broke the space-time continuum and ended up in that blank white room future i think there needs to be a lying face down energy maybe opie meant one of the more realistic full-body ones but this mental image was so strong i'm in tears over this why do you people think existential dread comes with a face out event if you die because i poisoned you how is that my fault like i'm sorry you aren't immune to my poisons i think that's genuinely something you need to work on fix yourself before blaming others with the dope flash going the way of the dinosaur it really solidifies that the old net is dead and our children will grow up in a world in which the web is a highly commercialized hell hole instead of lawless zone free of civilization so this is how the cowboys felt how a moment of silence for all the poorly animated flash videos and games on new grounds that shaped our childhoods me and that was when i finally started realizing that we live in a bureaucracy that no matter how i try i can't ever change waitress at dennis sir please calm down lol idiot smell as always be like sniff sniff carmelita spats you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where you're not really sick and you don't really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you can't get comfortable or find something that you're really into but you kind of feel too ill to sleep or eat it's like your body saying i don't know what i want you to do but this isn't it that's called anxiety that explains at least half of my life then til that ancient athens was rocked by a political crisis when someone vandalized all of the city's sacred people's statues palace palace rocked by callus phallus malice my therapist can't help me but a milf could my grandparents wi-fi password a spinach 77. say i smell out loud me um cheese to meet you can you please just sign the divorce papers clownfish be like i know a spot and take you to a freaking deadly sea organism this post world been a lot better if you didn't say the f word grow up yes hello i'm very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box it's just inside here idea passive aggressive suburban couple dealing with their necromancer neighbor jenny look at this the second puppet of malicious intent this week he's really going off the rail since his wife left him for that witch down the street it's unbelievably sad i just oh he's waving yes high lord of darkness and fear hi wow look who managed to actually stack his nefarious altar sacrifices in a homeowner's association approved manner it's about freaking time you know for someone who practices the dark mechanisms of the reinstated soul you'd think he'd learn to color code unbelievable so then i tell him he can't just leave out the rotting mixture of sluice and enigma where our dog might sneak over and get it i mean how much is a rubbermaid bin five bucks the man can afford a near endless supply of black candles but he can't budget a freaking storage container on top of that he is always smelling like warlock blood and i just don't want the kids exposed to that stuff or thinking it's okay when they are this young it's so bad for the developing brain although i guess if they want to start the dark arts i'd rather it be at home i mean i was their age when i thought about buying a grimoire i just don't want them thinking the only necromancer path is represented by this complete hack of man his robes are like polyester not even stain resistant like get a tied stick if you're gonna walk around like that my best friend singing voice chickens chicken noise me sobbing the filter for my fish tank bubble bubble bubble i sit in the base section in band today i could clearly hear the flutes up at the front they are not great but i can finally hear them this is the purest thing ever omg this is so nice i'm gonna cry i can't even imagine no face was a weird character man what was his deal ate a frog barged and then lived with an old lady for the rest of the movie crap okay wasn't no face symbolic of something or another yeah symbolic of me every sunday night i'm so confused probably but please explain oh you absolutely have to explain the chain of events i'm so curious op please explain i kept liking your posts but we did not end up like that what gives yeah well i think dragons suck you don't mean this what has changed have i changed what do you know about me that the lloyd in heaven above does not do i not weep when i fall do i not nash my teeth when they dash my infantile skull upon the rocks when will it end when will this will end and where will the violence have gotten us gaslighting must when you set your thoughts on fire i wish this place would get shut down which chipmunk getting the worst eternal torment as a general rule if you're seriously asking yourself but what if i'm faking then odds are you're not faking i really really really really really needed this hey there are warrior cats with birds as the first part of their names right aren't there cats named things like hawk forest and of youing and the second half of the name can be just about anything found in nature right this is a time sensitive question yeah pretty much yup yeah what if i didn't want finic order to be killed by lizard mutts did susan collins ever think of that rereading the hunger games and i cannot stop thinking about what hey mitch and peter's individual interview training session must have gone like hey nick so what's your angle you wanna go for how do we want to portray you peter i have been in love with katniss for 12 years hey mitch oh word a new version of phineas and ferb is being released it is on a streaming service and will be rated m a everyone wonders what this mature version of their beloved kids show will be the first season is released and you start watching it it is just the same as the first season of the old show is this some elaborate joke finally at the end of the first episode it happens dr doofenshmirtz is defeated as he usually is this time however as perry is making his exit you hear doofenshmirtz yell frick you perry the platypus this is the only thing that has changed in the show okay but this is one of my favorite disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you disney i'll excuse you that is the plot of shrek there's canonically agreed town and a liar town and mayhem town and more towns like lazy town the entire verse is just seven towns and they are based off the seven deadly sins apparently the edgy theories are true plus town since lazy town is called lazy town rather than sloth town wouldn't lost town actually be called holy town murder town the gluttony one is called flavor town please stop if sporticus is trying to prevent laziness would the person trying to prevent venus beethoticus i just hit my head on a drawer after reading this op where's your url op is dead they killed them i'm the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it [Music] i finally forgotten what these bookmarks lead to so it's time to check disney peaked with the emperor's new groove arthur kits performances isma the music the comedy the crank it is a perfect film additional reasons every single character is a poc first disney animated film to show a pregnant woman on screen real relationship goals pacho and kai chap really diverse body types on every body classic tropes and classic tropes subverted enemies to friends anyone diverse body type llama also because co's character arc is nice to see instead of be yourself it's like hey don't be an awful and he actually learns it also romance wasn't at the center of the story growth was and that was really refreshing [Music] i see a lot of people sat on my dash and it's okay for me to be sad but i don't like seeing others sad so here is a baby deer sleeping in a patch of spinach this is gandalf she was so cute i took a photo then i noticed she was actually watching my burning charger how come that you are so fat sometimes i eat instead of facing my problems despicable me too more like despicable me too my bird is sitting in the top corner of her cage calling my dog's name and asking if he wants a treat and if he wants to go outside and he's too stupid to realize it says so every time she says something he looks at me like [Music] my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a five-star restaurant and he still has dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so don't let anybody tell you how to live your life stop shaming people who drink milk you bullies our bones may be strong but our hearts are not soup that tastes great is super may i interest you in a bowl of can you not the super moon on a radio receiver dish mission accomplished boys we caught the moon alright ladies let's go to sleep at a reasonable time tonight when i start saying weird crap to you that's the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy [Music] you

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Length: 18min 34sec (1114 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 14 2020