Whiskers R We - SNL

♪ >>> cats a cat is a smile with hair a cat is a friend who can't stand up a cat is a roommate who has babies in your hamper. Hi, I'm barbara dedreu, owner and proprietor of whiskers r' we cat rescue now online because when you're in quarantine, every day is caterday since the lockdowns, people have been adopting cats at a record rate, meaning the only ones left are real bottom of the barrel nobodies let's meet today's feline up this is rex. Rex is a simple alley cat because all-he wants is belly rubs this is marbles. Marbles keeps saying she's been furloughed but the only job she ever had was licking her ass in the son. What a jerk. This little fellow is called dr. Anthony meowchi because of his curious nature and because I'd have sex with him in a heartbeat. This cat is cocoa. She's a rare havana brown. But most of the time you can find her having a brown in her litterbox. [ meows I know you hate this I know you didn't want to be in the commercial but my small business loan didn't go through. It went to shake shack, so please try harder. Please this cat is a brazilian shorthair, which is ironic because she's a mess down there. [ meows I know we're quarantined, but jeez louise, have some self-respect this cat is called baxter and he's got a dirty little secret he's really into bdsm. Bitin' dem silly mice. Are you even trying? You told me you went to nyu drama school but you're giving me nothing nothing at all please try harder. We call this cat boots because of the markings on her feet and because she's a dominatrix specializing in spit play and ding dong punishment well, we're all depressed but sometimes just showing up and doing what you can do is enough. You know this is justice cat-anaugh don't get me started on how much he likes to drink beer he's out of control. This is feline-ona apple she waits ten years to drop an album. And by album, I mean poop. What do you mean you think you're pregnant? How is that even possible? Well, for god's sakes, don't mention it during the commercial, please this is alan he's not wearing a mask because of the virus he's wearing one because his teeth are all [ bleep ] up this cat is an organ donor but with the way she drinks, nobody's going to want that liver. [ meows what do you mean you don't want to get adopted you want to stay here with me? Well, that was never part of the deal I'm sorry. So visit whiskers r' we online today. We now do curbside delivery. Order one cat and we'll leave 10 to 15 on your porch, except maybe this one ♪

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 3,270,738

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 45, snl 45, whiskers r we, cat, cat adoption, cat rescue, kate mckinnon, 45, s45e17, episode 17, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, pet adoption, pets, adopt a cat, adopt a pet, kate mckinnon snl, snl cat, coronavirus, covd-19, social distancing, quarantine

Id: puIcnMfWMyI

Length: 3min 11sec (191 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 26 2020