I made the worst PHOTOSHOPS ever

it is time to do welcome back to photoshop battles in case you don't know it's a subreddit where a bunch of people submit images and then everyone in the comment sections battles to have the funniest photoshop first thing i'm gonna photoshop is making laser beam the most subscribed in australia damn man photoshop is such a powerful tool whoa i'm number one in australia but this is about to get ugly i hope you're ready for violence using paintbrushes stuff all right the first post on the subreddit is this cute little crab all right we're going to photoshop that into something first we must cut out the cute little crab maybe you don't want to see this like i'm cutting up a crab quite violent [Music] oh that might that might scar some people in the audience but i'm cooking up the crab i don't care how adorable he is that just means he's even more tasty hold on i'm not done in case it wasn't evident that this crab is not having fun now he's screaming all right here is the competition we shall see what they have to offer pokemon oh he's turned it into a pokemon this is wholesome wholesome doesn't win a war nah mate gun fight at the okay coral ah they've made the crab have guns in the wild west i don't know it's well done like the photoshopping is done well but i don't know this movie was really ahead of its time broke back mountain oh that's crossing lines that's not okay that's literally a crime you can't make that photoshop it's between me and uh crab at back mountain but i'm gonna give it to me oh this war is too easy this is a lady with an absolutely fabulous hair stuff i am going to do something with this i thought about making like a minecraft texture pack where every single block is recreated with this uh with this lady's face and hairstyle but that would take like so long the photoshop i'm just turning villages into this lady's face and hairstyle look maybe it's lazy but look you're not gonna win every fight sometimes you gotta be lazy all right for this one i am certain people have done so much better than me i'm not even doubting it uh what did they do he put the simpsons meme into her hair dreadful placement oh she turned her into uh um what's the tetris send her into tetris dvd's screensaver some people sometimes these people are too good they're too good mate pop he turned her into toast well this is actually impressive though because you know it's a front on image and he's made hers kind of sideways he's added like thickness some people too talented bro yeah i'm looking at my photoshop but now i feel disgusted with myself the winner is definitely the simpsons meme this lovely photo of donald trump i want to be clear there's nothing political about this the man is simply pulling a funny face all right i mean i'm just going to do a really rough job of cutting this out all right what a great photoshop of donald trump right there here we have an image of a man on the toilet with a lovely uh maybe his wife in the bathroom this will all make sense in a second all right uh you know my project is complete uh donald trump taking a dump and you know he's the president so of course he's got like a secret service agent uh you know making sure his butt's nice and clean like making sure the toilet's safe all right let's see what everyone else did i do not politically endorse anyone's comments by the way someone call the men in black oh he's like the alien dude from the first men in black yes i can see it i'm watching you wazowski i am not saying a single thing this is not political his face is just funny jabba the trump this is mostly just funny because of how they've photoshopped it in the top of the heart then rogue one oh he was getting choked by darth vader that is a good face uh you know what i think there was a lot of good competition here and normally i'd have to say i won but i've got to give credit to wazowski the rock holding a baby this is very adorable congratulations on your baby now i must remove it with the science of photoshop don't mind me just erasing the baby don't mind me it's the rock holding his newborn baby rock oh look there's no doubt you're the father it looks just like you if the the rock if dwayne johnson i feel like i can call you that if you're watching mate don't get mad i'm sorry for for erasing your baby from existence just photoshop mate not real life oh this one has barely any submissions like father like son in this one they've edited the baby to have the rock's iconic wrestling face honestly terrifying yeah there's not really a lot of submission so i get the win queen knighting a man who raised 32 million dollars for charity what ideas do i have for this this may actually get me arrested in the united kingdom but i've made it so the queen stabbed him yes i know he's an absolute legend but the queen happens to hate charity she's stuff that's all a joke all right i don't need some of those queens guards chasing after me with their big puffy hats all right all right let's see what everyone else has done the empire strikes yet again the queen in a lightsaber battle i could see it although i see her more of as an emperor palpatine rather than an obi-wan kenobi okay how much you've been practicing back up oh dude see in this one the queen tried to stab him but this man is a legend he has insane reflexes he dodged it duel oh dude this guy's made him have a fight i like that if you look at these images in order it tells you the story of the battle starts out like on guard then he dodges the sword then they have a big fight then the queen wins in the end i win i win i turned the queen into a murderer bro that's put me on the watch list for the united kingdom government i've got to get a victory for that there appears to be a cat hiding its head in the road that's just dangerous oh i can do something look this might be controversial but this cat is being an idiot by setting its head up on the road i'm making it so a car's about to run it over you better duck that little head mate don't be an idiot don't pop your head up on a street all right well i think my image is gonna be the clear champion but now we shall look at the competition okay no this is good no he's turned the cat into the clown from it that is actually incredible you are very talented bonk i love this the thought of a child taking a soft mallet and bopping the cats on the head a little less gruesome than my car image oh you just missed him oh this is the cat going the other way see this is what it should be doing all right now the winner is definitely this one there's no no one even close i think i've got a nice second place i think i've got a nice second place going two people fighting on a beach hmm is there something we can do with this [Music] all right well i did a pretty crap job of this uh and i don't play much like super smash bros but uh i've put her in versus mario made she's getting eliminated i even changed like her character it's now lin all right let's see what other people did it's fun to stay at the this guy won two people standing on the beach oh mate you've created a monstrosity so we edited it so that the ladies look like they're standing upright but i don't know what he's created here mate but it ain't right mate that looks like an early cave painting of the first modern humans and that looks like slenderman now the winner is definitely the ymca guy he got me singing it it's fun to stay at the why man standing on frozen michigan lake [Music] he's not on an ice lake at all old mates just in creative mode that's terrible i couldn't even be bothered to download the minecraft text but you get the idea he's in creative mode all right he's flying on top of mount everest damn dude he managed to climb mount everest he looks so relaxed like he barely broke a sweat not all heroes wear capes ah he walks on water he's safing a drowning man he could be jesus in this image he's a grave digger he digs graves oh wow that's morbid now i reckon creative mode even though it was very lazy i didn't even get the right font i still win champion this is a couple throwing their baby between rocks yeah not gonna lie this feels very dangerous but with that said let's photoshop it all right we'll take we'll just cut out the baby [Music] here we have the greatest quarterback of all time throwing a baby he doesn't even need balls to throw touchdowns he can do it with newborns all right let's see what the comments did let's see what they got up to shooting some hoops yeah see same energy that guy is about to swatch that baby out of the air oops oh god this is what happens if they drop the baby go along oh wow this is they increased the distance of the gap i hope she had a good throw like i don't know if that baby's making it mate mistakes were made quote of the day don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it you're the winner now i know when to step aside you are the winner this is a police officer on his computer all right i'm done this is mr epic games himself watching a laser beam video to make sure i don't get up to any mischief trying to figure out how to fix their game you know watch me get up to some dumb crap good to know he's a subscriber though thanks mr epic games all right what did everyone do oh he made him a dj uh what's this busted oh he's busted him downloading a car those piracy ads from the 2000s were accurate the prettiest girl at the party oh he likes to play barbie dude no hate no judgements man a grown man can play barbie dolls if he wants now i get the win there i get the win alright that was a very gruesome war oh i got some cuts i got some bruises i think i won some i lost some there's some very talented individuals out there all right i hope you enjoyed it i need a million likes for that much effort until we go to war again ladies and gentlemen i'm signing off yeah

Channel: LazarBeam

Views: 8,104,722

Rating: 4.9511456 out of 5

Keywords: gaming, lazarbeam

Id: T3gGAXMa-QE

Length: 10min 5sec (605 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 07 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/FenterikYT]

pogger

[u/Ramen_slug]

Play a game called team fortress 2. They have a version of the yeet grenade that can send you halfwayacross the map

[u/Lazarbeamyetyeet]

is it been 24 years