Which Archon will Pay? | Genshin Impact

imagine this scenario the three archons vendi zhang lee and raiden walk into a restaurant and start eating peacefully it's going pretty well so far until suddenly the bill arrives who will end up paying for the food and why i got this question from this reddit post and thought it was very interesting so i decided to make a video for it because i have no more resin so yeah credits to the person who made this post now the answer to the question well there is actually a lot to consider depending on where the archons ate like the post previously said if they ate an inazuma the owner of the shop will end up just giving away their food for free because he is literally serving food for the raid in shogun and her friends and they will see it is disrespectful if they ask for their literal god to pay for their food sadly zhong li and venti have hidden the fact that they are an archon so they don't get the same benefits as raiden if they end up eating in their nation if they ate at a restaurant from leeway zhang li could easily request for child to come because he has a very intense emergency then make him pay for all the food because he forgot his wallet if he can't arrive though because he's probably busy defeating himself then chong lee could ask route instead as they are pretty close and she probably wouldn't mind paying for him once in a while but if she's also busy probably giving brand new coupons to the child that child defeated then things get really desperate and he would be forced to reluctantly call xiao he arrives thinking it's a big emergency but then he just asks if he has extra maura because he forgot to bring his wallet if they ate at monstart however vendi would try to sing a song and do a short performance as payment for their food and i assume most of the people of monstart are already aware of his interesting way of paying and end up just accepting his weird offer to make it more interesting and fair for everyone let's say the archons ended up eating at sumeru where they are actually forced to pay who will end up paying for the building i feel like raiden and zhong li might feel a little shameful to reveal that they don't have mooring with them and just keep dodging the questions and on the other hand vendi will be the opposite and proudly say that he's power and doesn't have enough or even any money to pay for the meal so one of his two friends have to pay for him bad news for him though zhang li forgot to bring his wallet for the 1 millionth time as he still doesn't exactly understand money he'll understand it one day eventually he can try to return back to leeway to retrieve that missing wallet but they are all the way at sumeru so it would take him at least three days before he can come back to them waiting at the restaurant and pay for the meal to be fair the archons have already lived for so long so three days for them will probably just feel like three minutes the owner of the restaurant will not be as patient though and assume that they are scamming them so they won't allow it they look at raiden as their last glimmer of hope but unfortunately she also doesn't have any maura as she never needed them usually people just give her free stuff and assumed it was the same everywhere else apparently not they then realize that none of them can pay for the food and they are very screwed so how can they possibly pay the bill well i have some solutions solution number one they don't after eating they just quickly get out of the restaurant before the payment can even be requested i mean it's a very low chance they will actually do it but they absolutely will get away with it if they do follow this plan as they can run very fast also note that i don't advise stealing it in any way this part is just for comedic purposes venti is as swift as the weeds and could easily glide through the area raiden has quick reflexes and is as fast as lightning and then zhong li looks very cool and calm so no one would suspect him of ever doing something like that like i said they probably won't ever do this unless their inner vicious side kicks in like during the arkhan war era for solution number two they could call their favorite friend who will always be able to visit them wherever they are the amazing traveler they can invite him over for like dinner and when he arrives using waypoints the archons will end up just staring at him and he will immediately understanded the signal and graciously pay for their meal now that is one way they could pay for it but what if the traveler was busy and he couldn't come because he is chasing her sister or something what would they do now that is where we go to solution number three they invite paimon instead to join them for dinner she will definitely accept especially since food is involved and eating is very high on her list of priorities she will also probably force or at least be able to convince the traveler to stop what important thing they are doing and make the traveler also come to the dinner if that's the case he would end up paying for the food now there are other more unique ways the archons can pay for the meal solution number four if they work together and manage to gather enough fallen mora on the ground that people accidentally dropped they could possibly have enough to the point they can pay for their meal but it depends on how expensive are the food they bought judging by how they aren't really experienced with saving a probably bought three of every dessert in the menu zhong li ordered every meal in the menu as he would want to taste it all and experience their culture and then venti easily sold out their entire storage of wine so yeah it will be very expensive and a few loose maura won't suffice solution number five is to just call a friend that they know from sumeru and invite them to pay for the food i mean invite them to their dinner party i am specifically thinking that they might invite the dendro archon as the three archons are also there and they might as well since they are in sumeru when the dendroarcon arrives and they start to order all the food that they want probably like a bunch of plants and fish when they finish in chat for a bit and the topic of payment is in order the three look at the dendro archon giving a signal they then shockingly reveal that they have no mora as well since they only value knowledge and thinks that it should be the medium of currency as knowledge is more important than some small simple mora unlucky for them the restaurant they ate at doesn't accept knowledge as a currency the four of them are now stuck in this awkward predicament again in this exact scenario will lead to the ultimate solution to their problem solution number six the end of humanity as they fight and argue whose fault it is that they can't pay for the meal i mean it's actually all of their fault but they are too blinded with rage to realize their fighting gets very aggressive and serious real quick until the whole town had to evacuate raiden tried to use her ultimate move the miso no hidotachi but zhong li's incredibly strong shield blocks the attack meanwhile venti is just summoning tornadoes everywhere but it's still doing no damage to xiangli's shield as the fight progresses zhong li starts summoning giant meteors towards the other two venti swiftly dodges the incoming attack while raiden just uses her sword technique to slice the meteor in half their fight over the payment became the start of the second arkhan war in gods from other nations joined their showdown as well the war eventually stops when the owner of the restaurant says they can have their meal for free and that is how the second arkhan war happened note this random video was just for fun so don't take this story seriously at all thank you all so much for watching subscribe and like if you ended up enjoying this short video bye

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Length: 8min 28sec (508 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 12 2022