If You Die I Roll | Genshin Impact

five star five star bow five star right here oh my god okay what wait what wait what so child's banner came out today well this is a second rerun is it the second rerun am i am i counting all right we might get a third one by the time the year ends but i already have him at constellation too so i don't really want him but i do want a brand new weapon for him so we're gonna actually pull on the weapon banner now i could just sit here and press this button right here or we could use my teammate's souls to boost my luck wait actually can i do my fortune first all right let's see what we get take it take it what does it say rising fortune modest fortune is that good is that better than rising fortune is not as good whatever whatever let's do a test run if i get a solvent in this that means our luck is pretty good if i don't um yeah do we get a solvent what does uh what does chat say you guys think i'll get a solvent i'll do it right now solvent go we're doomed we're doomed looks like i'm not getting my weapon on my first five-star pole but what if what if what if this one for sure right like there's no way i don't know how to kill this fast i can never actually kill this in one rotation wait can i try i'm gonna try i'm gonna try to kill it in one rotation so we stopped wasting so much time for those that are unaware if you get the wolf down to 50 like way past fifty percent before it goes into its uh before it runs it skips that entire phase watch watch watch watch i'll show you go go it missed perfect i can't hit it i can't hit it shut up do we restart we want to restart i want to restart fix your game i was hitting the wolf but my hits weren't registering die die die are you guys believing now are you guys believers okay i see how it is i see how it is i'll show you non-believers you guys take all the solvents again everyone did their weeklies and took all the solvents i'm the last one that's right yeah that's fine that's fine okay this one let's match up with our teammates usually at least one person dies i will do a 10-pole for every single person that dies that means if the team wipes i pull 40 times well i pull four 10 poles we have a healer that's not a good sign we don't want a healer okay i can't force them to not pick a healer okay what should i use okay we'll make it harder for our healer will you shall okay let's not do that that's griefing okay let's just do this i have to actually try i can't just run myself into the boss i have to actually try that's not fun if i just oh hit me hit me oh oh oh i'm dead i guess i have to pull no that's griefing our team's doing way too much damage the fight just begun and it's at 30 i think uh i think i think this one's a bust what who's doing a billion damage what oh i can't hit it right wait is it immune to electro oh good luck is kaia gonna die before the boss dies kaya please oh no gene's healing him oh my oh my god this is like the only time where my team dying actually benefits me but are we gonna get a solvent though the probability of me getting it is actually higher than not getting it this time boom right here right here right here solvent oh my god i knew it i knew it let's vote on whether my team's gonna die or not this one's a bit sussy though cause this one's pretty easy right i've never actually seen someone die in this way i have i have i forgot i have that no healer no healer oh my god no why do you have to pick coconut why am i half hp oh i didn't heal my thing he's literally dead already team can you let him move oh i got this i got this damage oh unless oh my god my coconut is not letting me die she's too powerful someone stopped them my teammates are too strong maybe maybe someone will get one tapped oh my god our ayaka oh so close wait do you guys actually think my team would die oh my god when i actually want my teammates to die they won't die when i want my teammates to live my entire team wipes okay at least give me a solvent oh 50 50. actually 50 50. solvent right here [Music] hello all right yeah everyone else gets five solvents a week and i'm getting one someone has to die on this one right you really think my teammates will die on this one like literally if any one of my teammates have common sense and pick a healer no one would die we're doomed we're doomed hope is not all lost yet i'm literally giving myself a handicap i'm not trying to die i'm using a character that i actually want to use everyone's at max hp even i'm at max hp this is going great oh unless someone dies here oh oh oh so close so close our healer's almost dead our healer's almost dead our healer just got back to full hp are gene's too good at this game maybe uh maybe maybe someone would actually die on this face uh uh um oh my god oh unless someone dies here please please unless someone got gets okay never i'm sorry i'm sorry believers at least give me a solvent so far we have pulled zero time we've finished our entire set of weeklies and we have yet to pull a single time on the banner let's see if we get better luck in uh in regular domains what's the verdict oh 5050 again okay there's slightly more non-believers solvent oh my god actually one solvent this week okay which domain has more idiots in it this one or this one the one that slowly freezes you oh you want this one you really think they will die on that one yes okay i'll do it i'll do it is anyone even doing this one there's no new cryo characters coming out or hydro characters you know what be really embarrassing if i'm the one that dies like the very first poll is my own death why please switch characters i don't why is everyone picking a healer now every single domain i've done today someone has picked a healer so no one's dying just use a low level character i can't do that that's like purposely dying i can't intentionally grieve go go go go someone die already oh my god no one died let me pull i just want the weapon okay let's try the other one someone usually gets one tapped we're looking for a team where no one picks the healer this looks good this looks good we have a deluge i've never seen a deluxe survive a domain don't swap out don't pick a healer oh my god we're good we're good we're good wait why did i pick ryden wait i'm actually intentionally griefing my team i picked ryden for no reason i did i wasn't paying attention oh kanye is gone you the first oh yes yes who will be our second victim oh he's do it dude him oh my god he oh my god it was so close stop kidding me get him we have wait why is this guy just walking around wait this guy's grieving no i can't be the one i can't be the one i can't embarrass myself oh okay one tenth pole oh non-believers oh looks like this time believers won you guys really didn't believe we had no healers well i get an emblem though interesting interesting what if i used condensed resin and i got two of the other one there's like has to be at least one right oh my lord is my client bugged is there a new update i don't know about is there like a bug fix patch or something and if this one's actually good to it like the worst part is it's taunting me maybe we'll get lucky with this one temple right here five star no no no no i didn't get healed i didn't get healed heal me is my statue bugged as well how is it possible that we're an hour in and we've only pulled once oh 50 50. you don't think my teammates will die we'll see about that i was actually surprised at the dilute and die okay oh my god yes oh please lock it lock in lock in okay i can't grieve my team but i'll choose uh which i choose i'll be free to play oh wait what is her hb bugged why are you gonna heal or like uh what oh am i gonna die oh unless i'm not dead i'm not dead i'm not dead oh my contract oh mike wait didn't gany die last time as well that's what you get for locking one of our teammates out of the domain where where's my teammate see look at them look at that they're literally walking in circles look what you did are we going to actually wipe going get them break the shield go no child do it solo it i believe i believe in my child they're doing it they're actually soloing okay oh you got it he got it he actually got it dude three times we pull three times let's see if we get a weapon and let's see if we got the correct one huh five star okay can i at least get the sword i don't can i get the sword please can i get this sword like this one right here i want this one i want this one boom right here oh my god oh my god get this one for sure there's no way there's no way is this the fuvonius weapon banner what does the magic crystal ball say oh now you guys believe and then we're gonna end up with a healer and you guys all lose your points really start stop playing the lear start the game goodbye believers okay i'll do a support this time oh no looks like we're not uh looks like we're not pulling on this one unless our dilute gets one tapped it's not a rare thing alas to luke you want to be the one not even the luke mains can die with two healers it's the verdict here oh oh now it's split it's split i'm telling you all it takes is one healer one healer and my chances to pull just goes down the drain okay is he swapping characters uh huh okay we're dead we're dead all right okay don't don't wow looks like we're living this round they had to pick gene too so their burst fills up super fast because i picked kazoo ha unless our gene dies gene gene nice nice even with a healer or clean manages to die nice perfect perfect all right good job good job please please just give me the five star that i want go livonius lance oh oh oh oh oh oh wait a minute wait a minute that's the wrong bow game kick ronbo unless unless multiple five stars in one temple oh my god really really really but can i at least get the four star weapon that i want this is gonna take so long will my teammates die have you guys lost faith nice what do i pick maybe rosaria i can boost my team's crit rate oh no oh no the johnny's gonna live i can die i just don't want to be the first one we're doing way too much damage hold on hold on hold on okay do less damage team team do less damage oh oh our ning got one tap nice yes we get to pull again oh i'm dying i'm dying i'm dying no no no i can't can't be me i won't die i refuse all right do it five star a sword a sword what is this if you're not gonna give me the bow can i get the sword at least give me one of those my god don't let me see a healer don't let me see a healer please don't let me see oh my god looks like we're living this time they are level 70 though maybe they will die first you never know i don't know what to pick i'll do ayaka okay our coconut half hp uh literally back to full hp already though oh no or bennett almost dead bet it please you can be the one bennett you could be the one oh yeah is there a young play dead i think someone actually managed to die with two healers these monsters do hurt though like they actually do hurt go go go go go go do we get a second one bennett bennett no this guy's perma freeze why did i pick ayaka all the monsters are permafreeze because i pick ayaka and we have a coconut oh my god bennett could have been the second victim but not me i'm too good at dodging okay okay okay oh no whatever whatever sign that's fine at least i get to pull five star five star sword sword boom go give me the sword i deserve it i've gone fuvonius lances for the past billions of poles oh we got it oh we got the sword ah huh it actually fits him though wait it act it's actually good for him his elemental burst actually does a lot of damage and this enhances it triula next there's my yule i can't find my yula i have too many characters i found her still fits still fits i wouldn't mind if they made this a five-star weapon looks nice looks nice let's switch it back to an actual weapon though got my sword now i just need to get my bow we're slowly turning this to 100 soon it'll be 100 no one will believe in my co-op teammates all right looking good looking good we have no healers so far okay i shouldn't use a bow character because i put myself out of danger right i could use yoimia but i would never get hit so i have to put myself in danger but i can't intentionally die like i might as well just take myself out of the equation if i'm gonna use both characters i would never die using a bow character because i could literally just stand over here and still hit the monsters but this guy's level 40 there's no way this guy's level 40 right friendship exp what oh he's dead he's dead for sure like this thing sneezes on him and he's dead watch oh no oh my god he'll heal get out get out don't stop using your burst oh unless i'm good i'm good oh i'm too powerful i'm too strong nice we got to pull again that guy just wants to get carried that guy joined and was like just do this domain for me five star five star bow five star right here oh my god okay what wait what wait what oh my god did i get it or not what'd i get hello wait what what oh my god my adrenaline rush my dopamine okay at least we know the next one is guaranteed to be the weapon we're running low on the primo gems so let me just uh do a little bit of uh magic there we go there we go nice and even nice and even the question is will we go to pity okay okay we have a de luke oh no i got i'll do this i'll do this hello oh my god whatever it's fine it's fine okay maybe our deluge will die okay okay you're doing good he's doing good he's doing good he's dead is he dead he's not dead oh no he's not dead i might die though i don't want to be the first one i was gonna dodge but i ran out of stamina oh two oh he did he die did he die oh he's still alive go back in go back in you're good you're good go back in he was literally at zero hp no it's not fair five star right here or give me a sword i do want to level up my sword sword oh a sword sword at this point i think you should just go all in on believe go all in boys go all in 100 so close so close nicki minaj oh my god why is everyone oh no nicki minaj stop don't use a healer go back get them or bennett though or ben is uh our ben is not looking too good why is he not healing my bennett is soloing the abyss mage oh we live we live oh no don't gamble kids don't gamble oh no hello really slap them twice please get just get just get hit twice and then we're good oh my god why why does our kokomi actually do damage it's not supposed to happen yes one down one down two more to go okay but i'm concerned that our cocoa meat is doing 20k damage all right let's see if we get our weapon fake points maxed give me the weapon then give me it oh give me the sword sword sword no oh why does kokomi have to be in the previous banner everyone's using her she is level 60. we might have a chance maybe our healer is the one that's gonna die this time oh unless thank you thank you oh yo go go go no yes yes yes we actually have a chance to wipe get him back will luke fulfill his prophecy as being the one that always dies and don't make no one he's literally on life support right if they hit them no no i do too much damage oh no oh my god maybe i have a chance i have a chance there's always a chance how about this let's step it up if i'm the one that dies i have to pull until i get the five star that will never happen because i'm too good at this game man they really had a permafreeze team these two are permanently frozen unless someone does something really stupid there's no way we're done yep yep we had a perma-freeze team i didn't even realize that until now i can't even remember the last time i pulled was it like three domains ago why is everyone suddenly picking healers usually i'm the one that picks the healer what if chad picked for me you guys are just gonna pick a level one character and be like survive with this that's not the point ah i'm not saying that it's impossible double an emo oh i forgot i forgot okay only physical attacks oh we really have two archers they'll never get hit they literally stand at the edge of the map i'll bait them to it come here oh my god they're too good at dodging it didn't even hit them we're actually not dying oh oh oh my god do it do it die do it get the no don't follow me get them over here over here oh someone died did my gene die nice our healer died i can go all out now oh my god oh my god help help help help okay listen listen listen listen i cannot be the one don't hit me don't save me oh my god hello oh no no no what is that no no no give me me i jumped right into the circle well but the question is do i go to pity boom up sword sword nice that's one sword two swords oh my god stop giving me that three swords two swords what is this why are we able to get characters in a weapon banner that doesn't even make sense sword oh ah good job good job good job we got it unless is there another one i only got one let me just level it up this is child's bow right what why [Music]

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Published: Sat Oct 16 2021