When Breath of the Wild Speedrunning Gets WEIRD

wait what is this what is this command get laid' percent crow doesn't know what getting late is don't ask him I hate my mods we're doing get laid percent this is not an actual speedrun category so if you want to know what get laid percent is is that if you get all the the quests in Kakariko village then what you can do paya gets really scared because of the even clan and then you spend the night with her and protect her protect her you know that's that's the that's the the thing there let's do this so we're gonna be doing the any percent routes of breath of the wild so I'll be complaining the grape on so as fast as possible right now and then after that we're going to sleep with paya as fast as possible awesome let's clip out of the shrine of Resurrection here so we don't have to see the opening cutscene oh my god that speedy Oh My lordy that speedy uh I don't know what the by the way this was not my original idea I'm not gonna lie like it's I don't know why I would but like this isn't my original idea this was first done by a streamer and a good friend Lim Cuba we know what the record for this is I think it's a little bit over an hour so make that it's 39:56 okay alright so we're gonna clip into the station shrine so here we go there we go there we go perfect I don't know if we got that then IP are we good okay cool awesome there we go the fast way do the stasis shrine swag strat you were go what switch track let's go let's go perfect perfect guys it's pretty fast it was that old guy I have no idea who that old guys alright here we go I think that's actually the fastest I've ever done stasis I'm not gonna lie I'm pretty sure that's the fastest I've ever done it all right let's do our first BTB of the run first of all time bounce hello I'm knew I knew I'm Erica sighs to meet you there we go that's let's go let's go all the way to cry honest guys all the way to cry honest alright so let's get our scuse so we can clip into the shrine nice that's pretty good skew we gotta do this fast so we don't die to the cold I mean I want to go over here right over here there we go there we go that's how you do it alright you want to get into the shrine now clip into the strikes you do there we go that works what what like come on like okay there we go alright here we go alright let's do this next BTB hopefully we can get it fast this one takes a lot of concentration so we want to bring the book alban's elsewhere so we only bring one towards us want to shoot at the specific spot aim up there press why swing once swing twice and go here we go whoo let's go first try guys first try dammit here we go oh all there's a speedy one hold it so fast I need it oh my god that's so fast look at that guys look at that speedy guys speedy we got it if you guys don't know the pokemon firered story when i when i first got my first video game ever was pokemon firered what was really funny about that is like pokemon firered is great but i didn't know how to play the game so I just went through like I just started playing it and I went to the first town right I went to the first town and uh I just found Pokemon his bow hug one I got I kept leveling my Charizard up just insanely so I kept I kept doing it it was like damn this is so much fun can't wait and then one day like just like I don't know like 50 hours later I playing the game I went to the PokeMart it's like oh you should deliver Oaks parcel to Professor Oak it was like oh okay cool first try by the way I was like okay cool cool and then I played the rest of the game with a level of like 40 Charizard so there you go also that was the fastest I've ever done Magnus's I I went through the game with like a overpowered Charizard before Gary even got like his his squirtle up to up to level 12 there we go wow that's a fast mag Nice's this might be the fastest I've ever completed the gray plateau all right here we go this one's pretty difficult so I got to pray to the rng gods that damn it didn't work oh oh that worked no I messed it up though it works but I messed it up fun look at me over here one come closer if you're right alright if we get down to one heart then uh then I'll uh alright run for runnin perfect okay so let's do bombs right here let's let's line ourselves up and let's clip in it's pretty lenient so I was I normally get that look first right there that should work yeah there we go and I were in the bombs right [Music] damn damn where's going speedy today alright so we just completed bombs and now we go on so what we want to do is we want to get to Kakariko village as fast as possible to talk to Impa and then after that we need to get a camera because we need to take a picture of the great fairy fountain in order to do one of the quests so basically we have to do all the side quests in Kakariko village why is he glowing oh I have no idea that's weird how did King roam boss promise Hyrule got here like that's crazy oh we got the paraglider there you killed the old man that's oh my god that's crazy that's actually crazy it's possible how do you win you get laid obviously I hope you guys enjoy this this is like this is one of my favorite cutscenes cuz link just goes out wow it's so pretty look at link weird link go oh there he is are you just a little bit late the reason we've got that right there was so we can activate the the day/night cycle because if you don't actually get that then you don't activate the great net cycle alright here we go fingers crossed we get this one this one's not easy to get oh we didn't get it damn it I want a BTB all the way to Kakariko village that's not too Kakariko well I'll take it that's pretty speedy guys look at that look at that alright we're still going pretty fast here which is nice but we might have to do a mid-air I don't know actually you know I'll take it I'll take it we'll have to run some here but it's fine let's do a wind bomb right here but I can't because I'm trash excuse me Jesus are you kidding rude my god alright let's do this again and respond way back over here nice okay I'll talk to Impa look this Piatt guys guys it's paya a man huh is that it's a sheik asleep what's his name my name is paya I got it out I'm so sorry please hurry inside all right I'll be back we'll be back for you yeah we have to talk to Impa get all the lore and then after that we'll uh I'll just do that I'll split their did we do we have a hat an equesticle awesome paya hello Mimi okay here we go focus here we go I think I missed it yeah I missed it okay we want to do this over here fingers crossed we get this whoa let's go that's speedy guys that's speedy real quick real quick to get the camera I know we have to do the blue flame but can we do the blue flame before activating the quest I think we can right we go guys um and we don't have a torch cool awesome we don't have a torch guys um but we do have arrows so we can do that you guys know how well this went last time I know there's a torch in the lab and you guys are like literal clowns to think that I'd really go way up to the lab to get a torch on the way back down oh there's the mom I found them off guys on the mop a real there's the mop let's go oh wait how do I do the how do these are smuggling again Oh to me I think you god damn it Burt oh you're right you're not wrong you're really not wrong all right we gotta take a picture of her hey cheese wait oh my god I did okay guys runs dead runs dead it's nice knowing you guys I'll uh nice don't in reality I just wanted to change my shirt it was really hot in here even videogames Erik fails to get laid let's start again I go sleep have fun and better luck on the real first try this is the actual person the last one was practice this is first try so Chucky peanut boy is clearly superior right yeah chunky peanut butter is clearly superior than smooth peanut butter like everyone knows that literally everyone knows that chunky is better than smooth need butter are you see ya literal like look at this chunky I have a chunky peanut butter right next time like literally right next to me your most cream was the excuse for peanut butter brand oh um it's because I didn't have Skippy so I had to get jiff because everything's out don't you peanut butter and bananas and honey's a rap the best knock it really is alright something something I think it might be better than that and you can like disgust but like celery with salsa oh my god okay what do you mean celery with salsa is amazing have you guys never tried that like I used to I used to eat it with my mom all the time like like we like literally like we would sit down and like like after we had like chips and salsa then she pull out the celery and like we eat the rest of this also with the celery like a weird Bloody Mary I love Bloody Mary so much so he was like yeah the peanut butter celery with salsa pretty good all pretty good guys there's only weird food Cabo I can agree with Erik on it's it's not weird it's like genuinely good it won't bring up cream cheese again every time Erik does is it a part of my soul guys cream cheese is actually often like Heike cream cheese sucks it's terrible what's your go-to bagel order oh this is gonna kill Abbi I don't like bagels straight up I'm sorry guys I just don't like bagels I really don't they're kind of bad I don't know no bagels are just bread but like I prefer like regular white bread over bagels it's bread Disney appeal we were discussing bagels yes Abbi I don't like bagels Eric you hurt my feelings I'm sorry what's your opinion on the almond milk I looks pretty good I call me no it's pretty good so I know it's really good - I prefer soy chocolate over regular soy talking about it's good question is how do you feel about cods cheese it's disgusting even worse than cream cheese how do you feel about turning it in fire entire state against you I mean Wisconsin sucks so the Wisconsin's probably the worst state in the US if you want to get there nothing New Yorkers about my sister lives in New York so I'm sorry sister all right here we go Meg nice his first try guys first try oh we actually got it oh my god guys ha ha let's go all right let's go all right let's get bombs here bombs first fry after I did it a second time well let's go that was fast that was speedy and this is the fastest I've completed breath of the blood the Wow all right this is this is faster than the last one guys never seen the opening cutscene like that yeah it's funny it's really funny so let's go back and now we do our BTB - uh Kakariko we go oh that was too soon but I'll take it that's towards Kakariko sort of I'll take it though I'll take it the zoomies oh that's like actually really good that's a really good line though like high key look at this we're going through dueling Peaks like this a man Piatt get the shrine right I gotta get the shrine guys I gotta remember that thank you appreciate it yes we're getting the shrine all right we are getting the shrine and then we're and then we're doing a BTB over that channel let's now go get to be great fairy and take a picture Oh we can't oh my god I'm an idiot that's why it's fine when you get over here to get to the BTB Dante no because now we have to get that as the camera container looks in there another one stand up stand up and then zoom in on his butt press Z L and then go three go let's go that's so fast I love that B TV that's so speedy guys it was close but that was so close right there Bob we have a torch we're not doing the glitch match to not renew an app fact you just added it Bert oh you just added it then we gotta talk to you yeah I get the camera and then we are in the more almost done guys we can probably I don't know it might we might be able to do this in under an hour or just over an hour so now let's go over here it's like 40 minutes that's insane actually we're gonna be kind of close cuz like this it's actually not like when you think about it it's not undoable the power okay no no that's good that one too all right so we gotta go talk to the painter guy wait wait wait we can probably do the chicken quest right now it's a cuckoo quest that's one let's get the other let's get the other cuccos right so there's one good go there there's another we have to complete three quests and Kakariko to finish this there's another coop go over here know that we're doing this a slow way all right we got some more there's another one on the I think the roof up here isn't it yeah it's right here ah which cuckoo am I missing oh there's another one over here there's there should be some another one right every point what's the name of cuoco five million little shed looking things in the far corner all right I got this shed looking thing yeah that way is that all them no there's no way think they'd move there's no weight we've gotten more than that we 100 cent got more than this Oh another one two three four five six seven eight and two more was won by Impa I already got the one by the shrine not a kook oh here no kook oh yeah I need one more I need one more oh my god Boop artifice when you get the fireflies gonna get five with these right you get five fireflies I think it is literally like we're losing so much I'm just I don't know where these these chickens are I got the shrine one seriously what oh my god I technically leave are you kidding me I got the shrine one and there was the first one I got it was the first one I got are you kidding all right all right I'm sorry guys you guys were right I'm sorry you guys were right where's the one with the fireflies [Music] this one this one now sign okay it's not that one it's not that one you guys say yes but it's what you say yes but she did it clowns and I need to talk to her I picked one up go alright no are you keep as I stopped because I stopped that's just that's just an F right there I were these sunset flower pies all right where do we get the other fireflies guys they're gone they're gone wait they're not here oh they are here one fine I got a couple more it should be good right now seven okay released seven of them all right so now we have the quest which is nice cool I was weird now it's release all five she she doesn't immediately alright I'm not a cloud I'm not a clan it was the game bugging out alright alright we're all good alright so we got three side quests now let's go to HIPAA but now it's gonna to pyah pyah pyah link that's why I took my eyes off only for a second what should i what should i do what's wrong oh no it's been stolen somewhat evil intent came and stole it when pie is afraid will you stay with her for the night that's time faster link thanks for staying by my side for the whole day now I see that crying and feeling scared won't help us get the heirloom back well um that's uh I mean Lincoln pie I just spawned by the bed you know casually you know just like all he's spent the night with her you know so there you go that's that's breath of the wild get laid percent in one hour eight minutes and we did it with link without clothes there you go there you go [Music]

Channel: PointCrow

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Keywords: breath of the wild, botw, speedrun, speedruns, glitches, memeruns, memes, zelda, paya, smallant1, pointcrow, point crow, limcube, lim cube, breath of the wild speedrun, botw speedrun, zelda breath of the wild, when speedrunning breath of the wild gets weird, meme speedruns, can you beat, zelda breath of the wild speedrun, botw glitches, pointcrow botw, botw wr, botw wr speedrun, botw challenges, breath of the wild challenges, legend of zelda breath of the wild, limcube breath of the wild

Id: 27beLk410g4

Length: 18min 25sec (1105 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 05 2020

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[u/ZAP10001]

Why are you such a legend?

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I hear you're not doing to hot on the irl version of this need some help 😉