DAVID BECKHAM, OH, PURE GENIUS. >> James: THE 2019 L.A. GALAXY
SEASON IS GOING TO KICK OFF WHICH HUGE SERMON
HONORING THEIR GREATE EVER PLAYER DAVID BECKHAM. TO CELEBRATE HIS CAREER WITH THE
2K3W58 AXEY THE TEAM HAS BUILT A BRAND NEW STATUE OF DAVID WITH
WHICH THEY WILL UNVEIL FOR THE FIRST TIME RIGHT HERE AT THIS
STADIUM IN FRONT OF 25,000 PEOPLE. NOW DAVID IS A GOOD FRIEND OF
MINE AND WHEN I HEARD THAT HE HASN'T SEEN THE FULLY FINISHED
STATUE YET, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN TO SWITCH OUT THE REAL
STATUE WITH ONE THAT WE MADE A LITTLE LESS FLATTERING. IN ORDER TO PULL THIS OFF OUR
PROPS DEPARTMENT WILL TO FIND THE RIGHT BALANCE BETWEEN
REALISTIC AND ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE. HE SAID WHEN HE SAW THE FIRST HE
SAID THAT HE THOUGHT THE CHIN WAS TOO BIG AND THE BUTT WAS TOO
BIG. THIS IS WHAT I AM THINKING, IS
WE HE CAN GO BIGGER O ON THE CHIN. AFTER TWO MONTHS OF GRUELING
WORK, WE BROUGHT THE STATUE TO THE STADIUM FOR A PRIVATE
UNVEILING FOR DAVID. >> THE STATUE IS FINISH AND HERE
IT IS RIGHT HERE IN ALL ITS GLORY. AS EVERYBODY KNOWS, DAVID
BECKHAM'S SMILE AND HIS THREE GREAT TEETH LOOK AT THE THAT HAS
BEEN PUT ON THE DAVID BECKHAM STATUE. DAVID THINKS HE IS HE COMING
HERE TO THIS LOADING DOCK FOR A FINAL LAST MINUTE PREVIEW OF THE
STATUE BEFORE IT GETS MOVED OUTSIDE TO THE OFFICIAL
UNVEILING. WHAT DAVID DOESN'T KNOW IS THAT
EVERYONE HERE IS AN ACTOR. WE HAVE PLACED HIDDEN CAMERAS
ALL OVER. WE'VE ALSO SENT AN L.A. IMAL
AXEE FILM CREW WITH DAVID, HE THINKS IS THE L.A. GALAXY
ONLINE. IT'S NOT, THEY'RE ALSO WORKING
FOR US. >> IT IS A SPECIAL MOMENT THAT
I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO SHARE WITH FRIENDS, FAMILY, SO I'M
EXCITED. >> OKAY, WE'RE HERE, THE CAR IS
PULLING UP. ALL RIGHT. HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD. >> DAVID IS ALWAYS HAPPY TO MEET
WITH FANS BUT LET'S SEE HOW HE REACTS TO ACTORS POSING AS FAN
WHOSE ONLY JOB IS TO ANNOY HIM. >> THIS, AMAZING. >> HOW ARE YOU? >> TOM, DAVID BECKHAM. >> THE BEST WAY TO INSULT A MAN
UNITED LEGEND IS TO GET HIS TEAM WRONG. WE'RE TBING TO DO JUST THAT. >> WHEN WERE YOU STARTING YOUR
CAREER BACK IN YOUR MAN CITY DAYS. >> IT WAS-- WE WERE ABOUT KSH. >> MAN UNITED. >> DIFFERENT COMPLORS. >> CALLING HIM DAVE, HE HATES
BEING CALL DAVE. >> MY WIFE IS THE ONE WHO SAID
WE WILL BE MEETING DAVE BECKHAM, SHE LOST IT. >> OH REALLY. >> DAVE BECKHAM. >> I LOVE THAT. >> SO NICE TO MEET YOU, DAVE,
THANK YOU SO MUCH, DAVE. >> BY THE WAY, YOU CAN CALL ME
DAVID. MY MUM IS THE ONLY PERSON THAT
CALLS ME DAVE. >> I'M SORRY. >> IT'S OKAYS I DON'T MIND DAVE,
IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME DAVE, I'VE BR CALLED MANY THING, DAVE
IT IS. >> DAVE BECKHAM TRK IS
INCREDIBLE. >> INTERESTING CHARACTER. >> THIS IS L.A. GALAXY PRESIDENT
CHRIS KLEIN, FORMER TEAMMATE OF DAVID AND SOMEONE HE REALLY
TRUSTS. >> BEFORE WE DO THE STATUE, I
JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU A FIRST PEEK OF THE HIGHLIGHT REAL WE'LL
SHOW ON SATURDAY WHEN ARE YOU ON FIELD. THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE WILL SEE
AT HALF TIME GREAT. >> IT'S ALL DAVID BECKHAM'S
CAREER HIGHLIGHTS BUT WE PUT IN A FEW LOW LIGHTS. >> ARE YOU GOING TO ROLL IT? >> DAVID BECKHAM, OH, GOODNESS
ME! >> HERE COMES DAVID BECKHAM. >> HERE COMES DAVID BECKHAM. >> THAT-- THAT A RED CARD? YEAH. >> GO, GO, GO, GO. >> OKAY. >> NOW IT'S TIME TO SEND IN THE
ACTOR PLAYING OUR SCULPT TER COMEDIAN MARK GIBRANI DAVID MET
WITH THE REAL SCRUPTER THREE MONTHS AGO IN CHICAGO SO LET'S
HOPE HE DOESN'T REALIZE IT'S NOT THE SAME GUY. >> HE MADE IT OUT. >> HOW ARE YOU. >> HEY, HOW ARE YOU. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. >> HAS HE BOUGHT 1234 HE BOUGHT
IT I THINK. >> AS YOU ALL KNOW, I HAVE DONE
SOME SCULPTURES OF SOME OF THE MOST AMAZING ATHLETES, YOU KNOW. BUT NO ONE HAS BEEN TO ME AS
ICONIC AS DAVID BECKHAM, REALLY. >> THANK YOU. >> SO WITHOUT FURTHER A DO OKAY,
DAVID BECKHAM. WE WANT YOU TO MEET DAVID
BECKHAM. (APPLAUSE)
(LAUGHTER) DAVID, I WANT TO YOU LOOK HERE
ON THE DIFFERENT ANGLES OVER HERE. >> IT'S SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT THAN
WHAT IT WAS WHEN I SAW IT IN CHICAGO. >> YOU KNOW, WE HAD-- I-- WE HAD
THE CONVERSATION AND I BELIEVE THAT WHAT I DID HEAR, TRYING TO
CAPTURE YOU IN MOTION, YOU SEE, YOU KNOW? I MEAN. >> YEAH, BUT WHEN WE SPOKE IN
CHICAGO THERE WAS CATCH ME IN MOTION BUT ALSO MAKE ME-- I MEAN
LOOK AT MY CHIN. >> LOOK AT THE OTHER ANGLE. >> THIS IS A BETTER ANGLE, NO. >> THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME,
LACK AT MY EYES. >> IF YOU LOOK, WHEN YOU KICK
THE BALL, WITH LAKE. >> THE ONLY THING THAT IS GOOD
IS THE HAIR AND THAT'S ABOUT IT. >> YOU DO HAVE GREAT HAIR. >> I'M-- THIS IS MY BUM, THERE
IS MY ASS. >> AGAIN, I'M TELLING YOU, IN
MOTION THAT IS HOW IT LOOKS. >> IT DEFINITELY DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE THAT. >> I MEAN,. >> CHRIS, ARE YOU HAPPY WITH
THIS? WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> WHAT'S THIS? >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> I THINK IT LOOKS AMAZING. >> REALLY? >> YEAH. >> YOU DON'T LIKE IT? >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> [BLEEP] I MEAN, I REALLY
DON'T SEE HOW THIS CAN GO OUT. >> HE'S BEING SO POLITE EVEN
THOUGH IT'S TERRIBLE. >> WELL, LET ME ASK YOU, WHAT DO
YOU LIKE, LIKE WHAT IS THE GOOD THINGS ABOUT IT THAT YOU LIKE. >> HOW CAN YOU CHANGE IT IN THIS
SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. >> WE CAN'T CHANGE IT I'M NOT
SAYING I'M GOING TO CHANGE IT. >> IN IS NO WAY THAT CAN GO IN
FRONT OF THE STADIUM, THERE IS NO WAY, MY PARENTS ARE COMING
EVER FROM LONDON, MY WIFE IS COMING. I MEAN-- LOOK HOW LONG MY ARMS
ARE. I LOOK LIKE-- I HONESTLY LOOK
LIKE SHAQ ARMSTRONG. >> MAYBE JUST STAND BACK, MAYBE
JUST A LITTLE BIT. >> I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STAND
BACK RIGHT BEHIND THE BAND. >> DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL THEM
TO STOP. >> YEAH. >> I JUST DON'T SEE. >> HE'S JUST ASKED FOR ALL THE
CAMERAS TO GO OFF, THE L.A. GALAXY CAMERA CAMERAS THAT WE'RE
USING, HE'S SO ANGRY. >> MY WIFE IS COMING OVER. IT'S LUCK MEE-- LUCKY MY KIDS
AREN'T COMING OVER, IF MY KIDS WERE TO SEE, THIS I THINK THIS
HE WOULD JUST CRY, TO BE HONEST. I DON'T WANT TO SHALL. >> IN IS SUCH A BIG THING FOR
ME. I'M KNOW IT IS A BIG THING FOR
YOU, CHRIS. >> IF YOU CAN MAKE ANY
IMPROVEMENTS, WE HAVE TO AT LEAST PUT IT SOME WHAT IN PLACE. WILL YOU APPROVE IT BEFORE WE
DOING ANYTHING BUT WE HAVE TO. >> HOW CAN YOU DO THAT, IT HAS
TAKEN A YEAR TO GET TO THIS POINT. I DON'T-- CAN YOU DO-- IS THERE
ANYTHING THAT YOU CAN DO. >> I MEAN I THINK I CAN. >> THERE IS NO WAY THAT CAN GO
IN FRONT OF THE STADIUM, IF IS EMBARRASSING. >> I THINK IT'S GOING TO GO
RIGHT, IT'S GOING TO LEAVE. >> SHOULD GI? GO? >> ARE YOU GOING TO MOVE IT TO,
BACK TO THE STUDIO? >> YOU HAVE PROBABLY DONE ME A
FAVOR THERE. >> James: OH MY GOD, WHAT'S
HAPPENED? [BLEEP]
(LAUGHTER) >> THAT'S TERRIBLE. [BLEEP]
(LAUGHTER) [BLEEP]
>> James: OH MY GOD. DAVID BECKHAM, EVERYBODY. >> SORRY, I MADE A MISTAKE, DAVE
BECKHAM, EVERYBODY, DAVE BECKHAM, THERE HE GOES. DAVID BECKHAM. BACK TO YOU IN THE STUDIO. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> James: A HUGE THANKS TO
DAVID BECKHAM FOR BEING SUCH A GREAT SPORT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RITA
WILSON, JASON MITCHEL AND KEVIN NEALEN, EVERYBODY. (APPLAUSE)
He is such a god damn class act
I'm crying of laughter. He got him good haha.
That is fucking comedy gold. I fucking love it
Dave Beckham!
Statue looks like Lalas
That was a great laugh!
Ronaldo now has dreams that James Corden showed up at his unveiling
this was fucking fantastic
I still think it's actually the Olgierd von Everec statue and they just messed up. ;)