Beckham in Peckham - Only Fools and Horses | Comic Relief

[Music] take apply today's problems back come on let's gather round everybody gather round here come along come on I am not contagious listen of our very special offer for you today this is a once in a lifetime never to be repeated offer in top-of-the-range men's pageant I have here authentic David Beckham under house now listen before you rush in and tear me limb from limb and just to give you a better idea what we're talking about I have got my younger brother Rodney to model a pair for you Rodney good that brings a tear to your eye on the ice these are a hundred percent man-made cotton and they're fully elasticated and as you can see they got very handy button-up fly in case you're taken short you know what I mean though yeah right let's firstly tell you what make seem very special rub dee turn around if you please come on don't be shy come on right here is this speciality yes each one of these has been personally signed by none other than Golden Balls him now city's truth straight up because it just so happens that Beck's is a personal friend of mine is near ugly I'm going to kill you he said card anything no you see he owed me a favor because it was me what ranged a bouncy castle for his son Brookside sir 12 verses you see what now this is absolutely true straight up there come on this is a special offer you won't see this again they normally retail at 10 quid but I'm knocking them out for you for fantasy come on fault outfit tell you what tune for nine quick who for nine who's any come on sir let's clear up and get early way to get down the cap ever fate and saw me I even if they goes off you look like a right dipstick [Music] that is the last time tail and I mean at this time really moaning about now that is the last time I let you talk me into degrading myself or for the sake of one of your little schemes that Rodney these are hard times we've all got the made little sacrifices here and there all right if we've all got to make sacrifices next time you can wear it I don't be stupid about reputation to uphold and did you at any moment think about my reputation yes I did that's why you're wearing any white on this Authority challenge but now you're just the same old Dale plowing through life without the slightest consideration for anyone elses feelings that hurts Rodney that really hurts you just tell me one time just one when I have ignored you or hurt your feelings and don't go on about their painting competitions so defects impound Sun all the time I turned the knob out on the Sun bed a major face go Ricky what about when I was 11 the noon your mates was bored so you asked me to play hide and seek and I had in that big testing you thought oh yeah that was a good place to hide nobody thought looking in there did they know when you sod it off down the pub in the end in church remember that yeah well we got fed up looking for you then we four and a half hours I was in that thing well you took the game too seriously we don't finish playing by then you know I thought to tell made-out did I know because we didn't know where you was ID it's a dirty look on this thing when I was I supposed to know that you fix he dates what was going to suffocate then why didn't you bang on the lead or gel or something cuz then you would have known where I was hiding oh look I am sorry that you got locked in that jet but we've got more important matters to focus on me like the fact that we are currently lumbered with 200 pairs of men's pants that some get a scribbled over were you looking at me for you asked me to sign them and if I asked you to go out into the high street wearing the sarong would you well so I David he's not blaming you are you doing yes all right Liz done you just don't know what the world is coming to really I don't here I am an ex multimillionaire it's being the operative word and I got you with who GT es and a footballing legend who makes Boise look like a ballpark and we can't flog a pair of pants between us boxer briefs what they're boxer briefs what's up the pants what's a we see all about I'm just glad that we're not in that Dragons Den because gold knows what Alex sugar would have made the world it it was your idea to have roughly Muslim our ice my fault now is it no I didn't want to wear the stupid bloody things in the first place oh shut up you you know he's got a point err Rodney you could have shown a bit more enthusiasm always been your problem that is in case you two hadn't noticed I am NOT an underwear model I am a middle-aged fly picture who drives a free-will van and above all else I do not look like that just any old excuse with you though anyway anyway I only suggest that you do it because he wouldn't but del I can't go walking around in public in just my underwear the last time I did that Fergie almost killed me anyway why are you wearing in glasses please do to be honest I thought that you know if I was to wear these no one would recognize me and that could be a little bit you know in cognitive yes good thinking well tourism you really got to GCS yeah you've got one match and why not I love up really good in it who's your favorite artist oh that's a tough one I probably have to say Matisse because I don't think anyone could get near the way he could convey intensity through the use of fuel color you know I mean Matisse did for color what the castle did for fall I bet you I love Tony Hart that moves cracks me up a you to walk dump oh yeah okay can we get back to our problem now I think at the end of the day we're gonna have to accept that we are in a classic case of Bouchet other Renee as they say in the all-sec but what if it's only in the modal amis young probably do really expect me to ask my son to go and stand in the market out there looking like a slab of meat while people talk about him I mean that kind of humiliation could start him for the rest of his life you're already scars are one more wouldn't hurt what about trigger I'll leave it out asking trigger for help so I asking Ozzy Osbourne and look after your bat no I'm sorry Rodney but you are stuck with the pants Kosmic you see Rodney most people think modeling is all about standing there looking great but it isn't actually it is but there's more to it than that yeah now this syndrome II this is the horse's mouth speaking just remember a good model doesn't just walk he glides a good model doesn't just turn they oscillate glides yes oscillate exactly I can I'll gather round everybody comes close become a solid look at this look at the attention to detail here you don't get that care and love in under pencil Derek I am going to kill you I will baby bacon I am but don't tell anyone I don't want to draw any attention to myself alright [Applause] what's up [Applause] [Music] don't revisit this again because good together yes you shake aficionado income tax be a sweet [Applause]

Channel: Comic Relief: Red Nose Day

Views: 3,336,540

Rating: 4.8389173 out of 5

Keywords: comic relief, charity, red nose day, sport relief, david beckham, only fools and horses, david jason, nicholas lyndhurst, john sullivan

Id: w7YBuMhKhXE

Length: 10min 39sec (639 seconds)

Published: Tue May 02 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/rogueherrie]

It was a decent effort by Becks. Only line that wasn't convincing and I can't believe it was the best take, but his line "oh shut up you tart".

DJ still has a bit of Del magic about him, even though he was early 70's at this point. His voice a little frail as you'd understand.

Nic Lyndhurst not so convincing as Rodney in terms of general Rodney-like mannerisms we've become used to. Doesn't help that he's aged terribly. You'd think the art department would have gone some way to make him look more like his younger self.