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app get anything you need anytime you need it download post mates and save with the code belly beautiful and then it would have worked just fine to guild okay so I get to the start if it doesn't work five four three you're gonna have to do it faster than that maybe God and what you you dictate believe it or not yeah your energy in how you do the countdown dictates the way it's gonna go I've inspired well it's not names just inspiration it doesn't inspire me right now okay you know and also you George use joy no I don't wanna I I came at Gilbert a little too aggressively I need to get at you now just because you know Gilbert's a minority he used to be fat and he doesn't know what's it like to be skinny yeah so that's why he's attitude still fat you have a fat personality still oh yeah for sure for sure for sure you're fat that's it that's what I love about him yeah you're just like he's got it Chuck you're a ball of flesh juice my life last year's yeah so if Gabriel Iglesias lost all his weight would need to keep be the same he's skinny on the inside he is like yeah because he likes he humps normal-sized women Yeah right no he humps normal-sized women friends yeah he does normal size comedy you know so don't ever [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm sorry all right five four three two [Music] all right stop stop stop what was that from yeah did you know that George absolutely sir absolutely sir absolutely captain we talked about captain we have captain cyst I hear Nick Fury yeah yeah thank you what the [ __ ] is going on with your eye she's wearing I passed audio listener you have a son well I texted George and Gilbert yesterday uh Julio stop it I texted him yesterday because I was like my eye is swollen I have a giant sty in my eye and I can't put any you know fancy makeup on it for the podcast so I need an eyepatch yep and so yeah I have a Bing get in get in the Philippines they call up ingots being it yeah it's when you um you see a dick you're not supposed to see that's what they say there's actually a word for that there's a word for seeing a dick that you're not supposed to see you should think it oh yeah bigoted yeah I thought he was a good job really it's called George Kim yeah you're gonna come up with your own term I didn't know you were gonna use my term Bing it you gave the information but your information is wrong AB ingot is the actual sky but a sky is is is caused by seeing a dick you're not supposed to see but the act of seeing you're not supposed to see is not called Bing get the sky is called Bing gift oh so what you're saying is is that they think Filipinos think well at least the my family yeah so that's not a Philippine cultural they say like if your there's two versions ISM Solano's think that you either were peeping you're being a peeping tom or that you saw dick that what you weren't supposed to it's like that whole wives tale or urban legend if you master we get here on your palm or something yeah like that that's a little ridiculous oh you never heard of that no yeah have you heard about that you've never Wow hair on your palms which that explains me which is like um have you ever heard it seen anybody with hair on their palm only the the guy from Mexico the circus guy yeah I mean I if you're like a werewolf I'm yeah well yeah well but no one like a normal human being like have you ever shaken somebody's head and his head is fuzzy okay I don't know where that urban legend comes from but fat Jews love it you're great you're great thank you and George just don't say thank you just really internally or else is gonna anger the kangaroo on my neck everything so I thought you know we did Theo Vaughn's um Valentine special I thought I was so low energy on that one but I thought I was too I was like [ __ ] yeah we bombed it babe yeah I was doing Ethan's you know how Ethan said from h3 podcast that try to be more boring or something and then so that's what I tried on Theo's because in my head I'm like I have to be funny because he was blowing the [ __ ] up he is let me say something about Theo von he is blowing the [ __ ] up yep it works hard there is something happening with that guy that people are catching on chilling you know because people now come up to me and go oh we saw so I was at Gelson's and three white dudes were like oh yeah you're from Theo Vaughn's podcast from like they think that that that I auditioned like you're fat yeah yeah yeah and I desperately you know but that's good for him dude did you called it - well I had no reps no one wanted him and you're like no this well you can see it a mile away right I mean you watch somebody you see it a mile away you know it's it's not rocket science you know I could I think I literally could be a talent scout or amazing you and I both babe yes have your own agent several yes I think that I could be a great scout I can also sell people and I can also force people kids like if we had some kids I could force them to do stuff wait force kids you're saying you I could for some kids to do stuff if I had like kids we mean like I had clients yeah stand ups okay like I would call them my kids because they're a part of my you know right and I can force them to do stuff very sexual undertone baby Oh what no in terms of like making shoes oh can see there I have a sweatshop in that you know maybe shoes it's nice what I mean is is that not sex I can go you gotta take an acting class dude ah well you you got you know you you guys really need to really carve out your point of view right you guys need to work on your like you know discipline yourself in terms of how much stage time you get you know stuff like that I feel like I can do that um you're a good mentor yeah I mean when when when Natasha and Moshe and I think we want to start a comedy class yeah I tell you that ya gonna go down you think why I haven't run into them and I haven't really called them but but still it whenever we receive to if we do see each other it always comes up but I'll probably want to do it in a city not in LA I probably want to do it in like just do one weekend in like someone Texas or Arizona or something you know see who comes out and I also wouldn't want to do it if um we taped it I'm getting dizzy are you being real I know it's making me nauseous take the patch off he also you look ridiculous baby I can't believe you're looking at yeah in fact when you take it up no one's gonna be able to see that cyst I've never seen that can I just keep with my right eye closed I don't maybe just give me the [ __ ] patch the patch plus the camo jacket it's just a lot we've obviously heard I'm the captain it's gonna make you dizzy to make me dizzy when I was in 11th grade you know that for six months I hadn't wear a patch like this cuz you had astigmatism no I was in the accident and I hit my eye and I had to wear a pouch like this really yeah no I believe I like the whole thing yeah you're right I'm having getting dizzy you are they just put it on yeah I hate it I told you I hate it damn Sam knowledge has to act like that yeah this is distracting George okay I don't think I've ever talked about it and I want to talk about it now which one the one is this is called free solid you see it yes the rock climbing yeah it's not just rock climbing then it's and I'm going to be completely honest with you and I don't want to make it seem like I'm being stereotypical or trying to put down any race of people and this is the honest thing I really don't know any minority free rock climber if you look at all the histories past rock climbers ever I've never that's not true cuz my friend I'll see me huerta he's that are real no I see need to work dog anywhere on planet Earth don't make that [ __ ] up man for [ __ ] he lives in Ensenada Mexico yeah yeah sure sure you were live there I swear to you guys yeah you know what I know a guy named the toy at the Toya lives in [ __ ] Alaska what clients can wear your beanie baby no baby okay I'm not giving up my beanie so um can i name the minority free soul yeah well give me my [ __ ] iPad your iPad what about piranha fish yeah honestly like if you okay um I want you to google right we have no internet but I'll try mine yeah we haven't had internet in days but you have a Java um yeah you have cellular right yeah look up rock climbers that have died Oh from free silicon free soloing okay so basically if you you probably don't know what know what I'm talking about free solo is a it what it is is your rock climbing without a rope so essentially you make one mistake you die and you're climbing off of like a straight-up 90 degree rock face yeah called El Capitan yeah El Capitan and what's interesting to me is is that these these these mountain faces that people climb so many claims climbers have climbed it with rope that the sections of the rock there's names for it right like oh my god who's about to approach the devil's rape yeah anal death or whatever they have different like you know I mean good porn yeah anal death head switchback turn like different things you know and they go oh my god he did it you know people will people that know about rock climbing yeah but this dude attempts to do El Capitan without a rope and literally when you watch this documentary you're shaking on the inside you're sweating it really is exhilarating to watch but also the whole time you think what the [ __ ] why why do they do that that's the question right that we all must ask ourselves and I figured out why well they actually explain why documentary why because but he also figured out a way yeah they did they did a PET scan on his brain and specifically his amygdala and that's where your emotional like you're controlling your emotion and the doctor told him that it takes a lot for him to his for his amygdala to light up for us it would take something as little as like a sappy commercial and then we would feel some way right for him it takes [ __ ] client you know climbing El Capitan for his amygdala to light up so he's searching for the same thrill guru don't watch use that word again it's just a part of your brain there's no other way to call it you guys so yeah that's it that's how they explained it in the documentary did you watch it yeah I saw it but I have a different X what is your theory okay because they didn't bring this part up right I feel like this guy has the same thing as richard kuklinski oh he's a sociopath not just a sociopath he had no Richard could let's see the ice killer is many things he's a sociopath you know you know psychopaths he's got he's he's one example of he has like nine different things also happened to be bad upbringing yeah yeah he has so many elements that pushed him to inevitably be a murderer without any guilt right but I do believe that Richard Kuhn Christie has that part of his brain that he said I'm afraid he said it takes him so much to feel adrenaline and excitement right and if this kid that did else this solo Ryan had a bad upbringing he didn't have access or groups of people that could tell him about rock climbing or anything Zillah raining and he had a really bad luck that he could have turned out to be just a really bad dude yeah no I mean you know my opinion about him I thought he he's spectacular in his feet yeah but I like the documentary showing sort of water he is incapable of being a good partner to anybody yeah but himself and I don't think it's necessarily his fault it seems like he also falls under the spectrum but it's also it's also because you think about why they do it and it's about really just glory it's the glory of he's the only one that did El Capitan solo right now he's on the cover of every magazine and he can go up to the rock you can go to rock climbing conventional party right and be the guy that says oh yeah I did all Capitan and people know you know yeah he's like the number one guy now so I think a little bit of is that ego or did you rubbed you to run it anybody yeah so here are some of the names but he photos there's no photos but that guy you want to see the deaths of the names like the actual pictures well let me just see that for your phone okay might go with your minority theory there's a lot of white names okay so um the sec continues late all those names where it's like Tim Kline there's no name Jason wells no names names like Tim Kline Jason wells recently died and there's also Felix Kernan east bus stris Mason Robinson year Jason Robinson could be Jim Madsen white start what the game names again and I'll tell you what they are Jason wells white Tim Kline white east buster Asst buttress East buttress he's half Mexican East with the name East East but he the other half was white and they were hippy right and they go east or west or north or whatever but wrist is a pretty little sexing Tyler Gordon why Felix Kiernan why'd Mason Robinson black me here what mirror wall Mui that's the wall they're talking about that they climbed are you think people names or these nope these are just worth died when a block no I'm your wall and then it's just right here Jim Madsen and then that's it okay okay we can we check to see if this whole point this whole point is I want to see photos I don't know what you're doing are you any names here they're gone Robin Hood yep it is Robin Hood Robin Hood Robin Hood is an investing app that lets you buy and sell stocks ETFs options and Kryptos all commission-free while other brokerages charge up to about $10 for every trade Robin Hood doesn't charge any Commission fees so you can trade stocks and keep all your profits yes plus there is no account minimum deposit needed to get started so you can start investing it at any level I started with $10 the simple intuitive design of Robin Hood makes investing easy for newcomers and experts alike viewer vewy will you view easy-to-understand charts and market data and place a trade in just four taps on your smartphone you can also view stock 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favorite actor cuz that guy right there um you know earlier when he was hot moved him Minority Report all that you know Hollywood [ __ ] right you went who is this you know good-looking foreigner another good-looking foreigner as an actor right but through time he's now chosen to do like smaller films and really cool things and especially in that lobster lobster I loved him in it he was so toned down and I've never seen him do a role like this did you yes was it comedy right yeah yeah I did like him in that as well but this dude is um but I got to the point where are you guys see the movie I have you have never saw the lobster I got 60% into it and I'll come down yeah it's a little too dark it's a little too dark for me I was I was riding with it oh yay lobster right and then it got to a certain point where you know in a movie if an animal gets hurt I'm done I think have you seen killing of a sacred deer no that's his other movie right yeah it's just equally as disturbing because that kids are involved right and then right but then there's a new one the reason why I wanted to watch the lobster is because his new one called the favorite the favorite is getting a lot of not like Oscar attention right what is the Oscars Sunday oh it is is it this coming Sunday yeah okay ooh I can't wait to watch I've never seen in Oscars not once no I can't do it there hasn't been a year I haven't watched since I was a baby because baby I'll tell you the the fact that it's it's it's still one's opinion right it's like hereditary is nominated for what nothing really is it anything the Toni Collette get nominated I honestly believe that she should got nominated and she's not she was so [ __ ] maybe an actress I don't I saw bits of that Meryl Streep not Meryl Streep Glenn Close in that movie wife for the wife that's you showed me a couple of scenes yeah she's great she should get nominated yeah I think she did right yeah but sort of chose 20 Klaatu yeah biggest snub now why don't ya yeah yeah why don't they ever give it up for horror movies like it's just letters Jarman Nora they never tap into unless it's like a psychological thriller like get out if it was a psycho like get out is a different little different because get out has that point of view thing that is what liberals really like right now Jordan's a young african-american the show is about the movies about from an African Americans point of view it is it seems very fresh and relevant so obviously get out also get out to great movie I love Jordan he's done a podcast but yeah I think that it without some sort of cultural thing like that I think horror movies don't have a shot look did the babadook get nominated no I don't remember ever being mentioned right so also don't think the babadook was as good as hereditary yeah I know so I'm saying that uh they get it wrong and and it's someone's opinion and it's also you know where one Seinfeld went on that whole rant about actors this is you guys show we Sheol actors show up we memorize lines of other people's words they say it perfectly you know I mean right and then people say good job you go to a trailer and you wait for eight hours then you see another line perfectly the way they want you to write it and now you know I mean they [ __ ] go to these big galas and you know but that's if you're a good actor there's so many people out there most people out there don't say it perfectly yeah so it is a craft so it is something that you have to refine and practice and get good at because no one can just stand there with all the lights and with all the [ __ ] people around watching you and perform in that way I know I couldn't do it not in a million years but there is also and I I agree with you it's hard and there are so many shitty act I agree with you it is hard shitty actors here's the thing a lot of that I know here's the thing people go people go Keanu Reeves is a bad actor do you would people say we would you think that Keanu Reeves is a bad actor I used to sort of think that cuz every all I ever heard was Trinity yeah you know like there was always like one one word or three words that he has to say but then I realized like from a technical standpoint that man is a God even as a young person now you know there was a thought that in my head I guess back in the day when he was doing like river's edge or some you know she couldn't speed yeah even before that like he did Dangerous Liaisons where he didn't even have an English accent right he didn't have one there was this other movie where he needed he had have an English accent it wasn't much to do about nothing right the remake costume or no was it was something else where I was like dear God this isn't going well and then he was going through that Pauly Shore route where he did Bill and Ted but still it's it's one of those movies where you're like you know the shelf life of canna Reeves is not gonna be forever right but over the years you realize that he's far more dynamic than he appears to me and people say he's not a great no I'm gonna say this right now you're right you were right that dude right shows up she knows his lines he's confident he knows the action sequences in and out like the dude goes to the classes right don't wait guys he this dude was a machine like you said right so you know is he crying for real like you know like is he ever in the sea where he's crying no is that what you should measure a good actor no I think that he's not necessarily multi-dimensional but the two dimensions that he knows it's the same reason why I hate restaurants with like super big menus you're right right it's like be good at what you're good at yeah and be not be good at that be great at that you don't have to be good at 50 things you just have to be really like I always tell people it's like in the kitchen just wow them with three things know how to cook three to five things really really really well and you know they yeah you're right you're right okay but I also want to add this okay this is that you know people go well and this is why that Seinfeld thing that he said was you know I didn't agree with it and you're right I don't agree I don't agree with I [ __ ] do it because number one um sorry Jerry but as a stand-up you're okay oh my god all right he invited you to his charity gala no Judd Apatow Ted no did he call you his wife called me Jimmy wife called me Jimmy she goes what's his name I got millions Bobby she goes and then like she came back by the table she just how's everything Jimmy and I and I was with like I'm sitting next to Judd Apatow pretty good Union and Oh Leslie man no that's less he managed judge wife talking about Seinfeld yeah no I mean Seinfeld was one of the best sitcoms ever made yeah yes I'm giving him that he also created an observational comedy right he a kind type of comedy that he created which is like you know talking about just ordinary things you mean why is this happening and you know yeah it's basically him asking the question and that yeah but but you have I mean let me say something I mean if you put just imagine a regular audience of just mine or it is all sect of life right you do a show you put two thousand people in the theater mm-hmm you put earthquake earthquake all right earthquake is if you don't know earthquake you should he is one of those guys that okay think of yourself think of yourself you didn't know who earthquake was and you're on a show you also didn't know Jerry Seinfeld he was a Jerry sample no but then I won't talk about earthquake for a second and you didn't order the cooker and you like you're a Booker of the show and somebody said you should use earthquake and you would mock at the name that's his name earthquake right so then you get him on the show right you see this older kind of black eye quick right and then earthquake opens his mouth on stage and you're like right you go that's why they call him that that guy's funny as [ __ ] I guess funny as [ __ ] wrong right it's like what I super saw when I first saw Cedric to the Entertainer mmm Steve and I Pauly guys years ago this must have been the late 90s and probably guys did I'm going in the main room you want to come with me I got no Sochi the way you said it fast and he goes now there's this guy you gotta see him his name is Cedric and my brother and I go so we go sit next to Paulie and this is when they used to have this show called fat Tuesday's it was just black comic yeah and my brother had not and this is way before what's up the Kings of Comedy you didn't know who he was I mean people didn't know he was in like um you know certain certain comedy scenes obviously but it's just the mainstream at that point now and my brother and I sat there and earthquake one on stage now earthquake 10 or 10 went up on stage and I just remember my brother and I literally on the floor laughing so hard like you know one of those were you're holding your gun side yeah it was one of those moments where I went oh I'm gonna quit there's no way I'll never do that huh you know I felt that about Leslie yeah Leslie has the same thing she has the same thing she she has a thing and she's also armed uh it it depends too on what night sometimes if people are into it it could go a little all right but if Leslie Jones is on and the end the audience is primed there's no one better and yes so um what's not even talked about earthquake and Seinfeld so sighs yeah let's go back okay so if you had Seinfeld earthquake in front of an audience that's bias okay there's no way or psycho Villa following there's no possible in any word he would eat a dick you know and I'm okay to say that because I think he would probably agree no I don't know I bi I just feel like I'll never know him or you know I mean I went to that one luncheon I you know I did I shook his hand and that's the only interaction I've had I don't think that this is ever gonna get back to him so I'm fine but you're so at the same time it's like you know what what yeah you know I mean I feel like you know in his in that driving thing that he'd that comedians music cars he's I I feel like he said something about minorities about like you should be about funny not about you know I mean minorities or what else you're in a race or whatever and I'm like no it should be about your race as well because what you think is funny then comedy clubs would be all Jewish dudes if you ran it it's all subjective yeah yes so no no yeah funny is not equal for everybody and also I'm done pandering to the comedy cards he is a comedy God though he is a company god I just gave him listen Jerry Seinfeld if you're listening God you are a comedy God right but you're one of them yeah and there's 12 of them yeah who are they off the top of my head yeah topless wrong Chris Rock Oh living well still living not but I'll just rattle someone I think that Chris Rock is a comedy God hmm I think Gabe Chappell is a comedy God I think Billy Byrne now is now a comedy God I think in many ways Doug Stanhope is a cop I absolutely agree he's a god I think Paul Mooney is a comedy God he's still alive Paul Mooney is a comedy God I think there's so much more in my head Louie CK was he was a comedy God I think to me Ellen DeGeneres the comedy god I think what about a guy in a I was adding stuff to people's drinks what guy Oh cause the queenly Cosby is not a clumsy consider he was even prior to that but what once weren't you rape oh you're not a cop I think rape that's why babies okay the comedy peasant here the comedy is on the fence he was one though membership and also Bill Cosby was one yeah I mean I'm sorry but Bill Cosby himself is a masterpiece it's like that out that comedy special yeah if you watch it and you can somehow in your head take the rape out of the equation it's very difficult to do right but if you watch it it number one watch it you just said watch it know if you ever do watch you stumble upon right if you still look like it if you watch no buy it yeah yeah is look at what he does with silence you know when a comedian like myself right when there's silence I freak the [ __ ] out I think that I'm losing the audience right and I feel like you know all that means is they're listening to you know Bill Cosby understood that so in that special right he's very he just sits there in this pocket of silence but not in like I have no control the room it's where it's him saying I have you that's what it means right all right let's get off the phone now let's talk about the special yeah yeah I want to talk about the special okay I'm not he's a demon of a human is one of the worst he should die that feel good yeah yeah all right but Bill Cosby himself that yeah it's a it's a it's a movie yeah it's a video also it's so squeaky clean he doesn't resort to one f-bomb no swearing not to put them in the same boat but that's exactly how I felt about early Ellen DeGeneres yeah very good very good good point beginning to end just seamless perfection Wow but Ellen and I love for LM she's the producer of the show thank you and I too feel the same way she was clean but there is also a silliness to her her act the fourth that was obviously you know for joke purposes and you know she was very good in clever right but what Bill was also very personal about his you mean Cosby's piece of [ __ ] in fact did you see the thing the other day he goes his lawyers put out a statement ninety Bill Cosby I think it said Bill Cosby finds prison very interesting that's the word chicken patties noon up one of you is that he loves it there he loves it yeah cuz he's just like he finds it like I found his people no he look up Detroit I know can you try to look that up Bill Cosby lawyer I gotta see exactly what he said I wonder if he's found his little like troop you know what I mean like you I think when you go to isn't that how you're supposed to do it are you supposed to ride solo are you supposed to find your people yeah are you supposed to find the people that who are gonna protect you and have your back or maybe like if he dies yeah and they do surgery on his brain to see what happened and they open up his brain and they just see calm it's so [ __ ] dumb babe that might be the dumbest thing ever nine people's come is it yeah USA Today Bill Cosby thinks prison is an amazing experience Oh God hears himself to MLK that's like late stage dementia there that's late-stage although I really believe it's twelve dudes I've been noting inside them in the Train what is getting to his brain he doesn't know anymore he doesn't know what's going yeah he's losing his [ __ ] mind oh and also no family has visited them not even Camille Camille no I think Camille's been I don't know I read it something that see nobody no no nobody's been visiting him hello it's us what a sad sad sad state that he is in you know and that's 50 years of behaving that way man and you know don't watch bills comp see himself don't watch bill come speak comes becomes oh it's more accurate bill come Sookie come some yeah let's call him Bill Cosby from now on okay you got come brain come brand yeah it's a it's like um do you think Kevin Spacey and what's-his-name should be there to get income your max yeah Miramax what's his name probably Wednesday Harvey yeah oh yeah I know where he is right now he's don't the retreat thing cool Harvey where is he well there's a new movie coming out pretty it's about him all about him yeah look at what it's called the Harvey Weinstein documentary and apparently it was at either Cannes or one of those film festivals and apparently it is jaw-dropping it's I think a variety documentary it's a documentary but I think the variety said these are things that we already know like with rose mcgowan yeah all these people are in the documentary but somehow watching it watching them talk even though you know all the information it's extremely powerful what's it called The Reckoning Hollywood's worst kept secret I have untouchable it's called untouchable there's multiple documentary The Reckoning untouchable [Music] you're not research guy anymore matrix so local immerse you can't do nothing dude and then he said the reckoning Harvey watch the project babe movie produced the [ __ ] out of here baby one of the names that he said remember of the rock climbers he said Mir wall was on a mall wall when I said that I thought it was a guy from like idiot Gilbert you know what that I know I'm thinking the name like what's his name I think that's not an a person either your fire does Richard a research guy I'm gonna go from me to you George it's called untouchable and I want to watch it you know because it's uh light it's the end for him uh east buttress each specialist it's the end for him I think Kevin Spacey's [ __ ] for life there's no way back remember we looked at that house before the whole Kevin Spacey thing came out we went to go look at a house up in the hill in the selling selling point was Kevin Spacey we wha are we look at the fence or the wall alright babe it's Kevin Spacey Edwards sold that house before anything suspicious about the house site fortress no way I mean the walls just trying to just know that's calamari squid right and it turns out it's [ __ ] oh and this is some pain or just some sad Mexican guy just painting over it yeah that's not a selling point they probably don't even mention that at all oh no crazy how we were so in awe you know it's crazy how our mind works like that yeah I think it's time the zebra calm is the nation's leading car insurance comparison site because it's the only place you can compare hundreds of policies from all top carriers and choose the best for you kind of like the kayak but for car insurance right plus they will never never never they will never sell your information to the spammers you won't get all those unwanted calls or emails you just answer a few questions on a simple fast form and they find you the 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Moreau movie right or right in the same time when he was doing topic in the first Top Gun that he was so big and he was and I remember going to the Mondrian I was a open-mike ER and Paulie took me there because did this is the Mondrian or whatever right and I remember he was there Val Kilmer and with his family and people and all these cool people and we couldn't even get around his table there like a security and stuff is it's incredible now if you saw him at you know Chipotle you would sit you know those of sharing table yeah you would sit right next to him tango how's the bean burrito good or whatever but just in terms of shifts it takes a couple of years and they no longer have it anymore so I think the key though is and I want to tell young people right now is that there's only a few people that stay up there for a long time but you always go down and I know a lot of comics dude I saw one two nights ago a friend of mine I can't name his name he used to be big he acted like a [ __ ] total douchebag and now he's among the peasants right and every time I see him I want to say remember when you did this right but I know that the suffering that he feels he knows you know that's another thing why another friend of mine I can name names right is it a [ __ ] dog house for 15 years you know it's that same mentality of like I've got the power I'm gonna scorch the earth around me and then all of a sudden one day they wake up and they go oh [ __ ] I don't have an agent yeah it's crazy it's like a Katherine Heigl right yeah oh damn yeah that's why I've never turned down a photo like when someone goes hey can I get a photo with you it's never have I ever said no no it's never know because it is it's my job number one number two I'm flattered and number three I'm grateful there we go about the same [ __ ] right now although I appreciate your openness and the fact that you do that with people I will say that I respect others who do say no because it is their space it is their time and you know for someone like me I am add let's say someone like me you know somehow became let's say Katy Perry I would be already a massive amore and anxious ball as is I don't think that I would stop for pictures for everybody I think that that's my time and my space is valuable and I'm just very like more I'm not like Bobby in that one huge fan dude can I get a picture through really quick yes of course I do it of course I'm just saying if I were Katy Perry baby who there was that's the scenario she was just doing this yeah I love your album in that movie you did with Lady gaga yes do am I in the middle of my meal would beats in my mouth yeah what do you say beats my teeth yet that that is one that's a little weird when you're eating I've been eating at restaurants and some dude has just sat next to me because I'm smaller right I don't seem like it you know be also my persona is I'm goofy and and you know life at the party or whatever I guess I don't know is that my vibe I don't know be real be honest with me what's my vibe I say approachable I think your general vibe is I can put you in my pocket and we can have we can paint the town okay good let's go yeah okay she said that I didn't but um so they sit next to me and they always like they and it's a little intrusive like I'm in the middle of a meal you know and if the only time I would do it is if I wouldn't do it is if I was with my parents I think if you were sitting with them in public especially my dad now if you're sick you know that's it there's no way I'd be able to do it um but you know what when I wouldn't when you were got sick in the Philippines and those nurses snuck in that night yes dude she's remember she had a heart episode she's on the bed I think she's gonna [ __ ] die I know but I know but in my head what's gonna [ __ ] happen it's a 3 in the morning 2 in the morning and a group of Filipino nurses sneak into her room just so they get a selfie with me oh gosh yeah I mean that must have felt good though babe they didn't know at the time not telling right now at the time you didn't mmm it did no in fact it doesn't does it feel good now yeah yeah it's it's intrusive can I tell you what happened to me that was so embarrassing today I was at soul cycle and there was a full class and I was sitting in the front and I'm usually really really strong and it was one of my favorite instructors the second to the last song I was charging and then all of a sudden I had a run my heart [ __ ] went into like a brief arrhythmia and I couldn't breathe and I you know you're clipped on to your clipped into your bike right then it's a very dark room and my sister was right next to me thank God and I've never had to do this ever but I had to like unclip and I like ran out because I didn't want to like I wanted it like save face or whatever but in my sister ran after me and I [ __ ] interrupted the whole class and now the instructors like is she okay cuz she knows me and she knows that that and I would never you know leave a class and broccoli yeah what what because I'm close to my period I get um I get runs when I I get the heart rhythms when I am close to my period I also apparently get giant [ __ ] spies wow that was so [ __ ] scary I know yeah that's okay what stopped me was just brief took my meds I'm cool ah well we are going to the Philippines again in a way good Segway makes me nervous you guys can I just express my I need to get it out of my chest so that it doesn't it doesn't affect me on the trip my last trip to the Philippines was an absolute nightmare I'm trying to have a I'm trying I'm doing this is a redo I want to take Bobby there and I actually want to be able to show him the Philippines and I'm just so nervous that like with my luck something's gonna [ __ ] happen to my heart again but if I don't put it out in the universe it will not happen and I'm strong and I'm healthy right you guys aren't helping me I think you're completely different than you were before because before we didn't know what it was that's true that was at the beginning of that right so we didn't know what it was now we know what it is we know anything psychologically that helps you we have the pills you know I tell whatever and I think that um you don't get episodes often that's true and also you know what you've been doing lately when you do get them you work through them I do and they pass so there's stuff psychologically that's you've been able to like deal with and it's it's I think we're gonna be completely fine I think we're due to go you know and in my mind I'm so sick in my head that because I have a heart problem I have in order to feel confident I do two-a-days workouts ask Bobby I wake up in the morning it's insane I do a spin class and I go back like after this podcast I do a boot camp I do berries okay for the heart and the only reason the only way the reason I'm doing it is because if my heart can withstand that much I feel confident that it would it can withstand when I throw a rhythm of like 220 beats a minute you know what I mean so if I'm having if I'm sitting down all this in my heart beats 220 beats a minute in my head I can logically tell myself this is no different than a Barry's bootcamp and you can handle this it's kind of a weird confidence thing I have to have so I have to run my body to the ground in order to feel confident and it's probably I don't know if it's the right thing to do but it's what's giving me a little bit of I don't know it feels safer that way that's stupid huh no I think that's the reason why we're at this point confidence yeah I think it's great um I also want to thank the pitar belly fans for watching that episode on splitting up together we've got pretty good response although the numbers didn't go off that's what I want how does the Nielsen rating work don't they already have like set TV like they already know which TVs they're gonna measure yeah it's also on it doesn't count DVRs and and the hue and all that which is um insane but I like the way you said hue lu q lu yeah oh so i'm going to Hawaii tomorrow morning 5:00 in the morning because I got two lines in an Adam Sandler movie Wow and David Spade um and I wasn't gonna tell you this right now I've auditioned for every Adam Sandler movie I think the last one I audition for was Zohan yeah yeah yeah and and then in my head I just thought yeah I'm not gonna get any of these stuff yeah I'm never gonna get one This Is It this is it so I called and but then now not even thinking that you know that's why when they offered me this scene I go yeah it's a bucket list thing you know I also the times I have Matt hem we went to as Chris a couple times at Christmas party oh yeah at The Pickwick you guys know each other again you an Adam Sandler yeah just he were both in comedy just cut okay I know I know he worked in a movie together okay how many got yeah but I have to say I admit that he is like one of the sweetest guys he's so nice there's no one that says a bad thing about him and the reason why I'm doing it is because I would I would die out to do one scene you know yeah even though Erik Griffin did one scene before me he's gonna Hawaii no he didn't the last movie he had a scene with him before me yeah that fat [ __ ] but yeah it's a competition great babe you're not in competition with others you're only in competition with your ego remember yes you did send me that I'm in competition with my own ego yeah with your you're in competition with but then why is it on Twitter they go who did it better that the hot sauce was that this oh you and Ken Jong yeah why would they compare the only two Asians and the hot ones the hot one he just did it yeah and now we're back to back the who did it better it's like why what the blood the - Korean - Korean you guys he's not enough I love them I'm so happy for him even though I did it way before him and even though yours is this Shawn had more chemistry with you yes sure whatever I just met the he didn't he didn't do Tiger belly because did you get through more hot sausage yes you did but how many didn't get through he didn't go through all the way my thing where they put you as you ate the whole wing no it's the whole way yes because I do that I know I did it the way you're supposed to do and I'm a warrior yeah there you go I'm not weak they're ahead of pulling himself into my [ __ ] my pants on the fun thing it's fine um can it do it like Endon yeah I'm happy for him and I'm happy for you I'm happy for me I'm happy for Steve my brother Stevie we be what are we doing that time I probably know him tell us oh they're time for a question we are I'm hopeful vice with Bobby kalila hello Tiger belly I broke up with my ex-girlfriend about a month ago because she hit me multiple times out of anger I was disgusted with her and broke up with her because of that she's now telling people I actually hit her and that she did nothing wrong I would never hit her or anyone because I'm not that type of person I don't know where to go with this she told at least 12 people I know that I physically abused her even though never laid a hand on her including my own mom okay that's enough what was it what's the main question she's also accused me in stocking hurry whenever where can I go with this what should I do is there any non legal recourse all right here's the one thing I have to say about it though is the real reason why it's you guys aren't together isn't the fact that she hit you is because she's that kind of person that would lie Yeah right no this is it that you're out of this relationship not because of the alleged abuse oh I'm sure she did hate you right but she's a bad person deep down inside anyone that lies and fabric aids [ __ ] like that to get some sort of revenge or is not a good person it's like if kalila and i have broke up right and she started making lies about me well it wouldn't be wise because I have all the blackmail footage nobody listen I know what she has against me if she fabricate no she might never be saying that if you fabricated things on top of that that I didn't do that to me it'd be like oh thank god I'm not with her because she's a [ __ ] bad person Yeah right dude my ex-boyfriend cheated on me and gave me very curable very curable bacterial infection but that's how I found out that he had cheated on me and I had I could have wrecked him in so many ways because he had he had done so many things but I didn't why there's no and in this guy's case I think that the truth will come out over time you your lay low be who you've always been kind to your friends she's gonna she's already unraveling and her monster is already coming out and it's gonna stay that way for a while so maybe right now you look like the bad guy but over time I promise people are going to see this trend in her she's gonna carry it over to her next relationship and to the neck unless unless her lies affect him pocket wise that's a big that's a big thing in his work it affects him getting fired or something like that I think that at that point you would have to do some something something legal sue her for harassment or whatever but yeah but if she doesn't do it it's just rumor and the people that know you guys know you right they know that you don't do that I think you're fine yeah and if they take her side I feel like people you know or you like your your friends or your mother believe her maybe you should [ __ ] question their relationship too you know yeah agree and stay the [ __ ] as far away as possible from this person leave her in the dust she sounds like an absolute monster you don't want that type of [ __ ] in your life run yeah this person listens to us and there's a very very short one all she said it was my father is in poor health right now I'm trying to make sure he's taken care of it's stressing me out big time Thank You tiger belly help me take some of the weight off my shoulders is any wisdom on there it's a tough one too I mean it's like um you know my dad's sick and it's it there's really nothing to say to really not much you can say to help her because it's like it sucks and just know that inevitably it's it's everyone goes through it there's not a single human being that's ever lived on this planet that's never experienced loss and death and sickness it just read the Bible feel all your feelings I think that the most important thing for me when I had a very sick father for a very long time my mistake was trying to distract and run away from it rather than face it because I was a teenager and I didn't necessarily know I didn't have the tools to properly cope with that kind of thing in my life but in retrospect I'm looking back now I wish somebody had just told me to hey what's your feeling all this grief is just part of the process feel it acknowledge it get to know it get to know the grief and you know if you wanna the and I think the worst thing you can do is run away from it it's just you have to be in it the only way out is through so that's my advice as we're not very good at this but no we're very good I'm at the Irvine improv this weekend babe let's end on a good note I am with my I'm ending it end it with I'm coming back from Hawaii Thursday night Friday I'm doing the Irvine improv all weekend I don't have a single new joke then I did the last time not a single de Joker so bleep Estill stomach again and watch me do the same jokes I know I don't like actually to be honest with you I don't want to sell take them no yes please come you guys I need everybody to actually fill it up van Gogh finally huh what financial goth what's that Oh what is that is it a fin goth yep when you wanna means when you don't want money you get off on not having any money Oh fin goth this is new financial goth you're like oh like when you just don't want to conform to anybody's I was just hearing Bobby say this sounds like respect yeah you think of two bro I'm getting there I have six animals to feed been a while see our vines and we have some really good guests coming up yeah we haven't we never even got to talk about how you haven't seen a single Disney movie like Ferguson is coming up bonds coming up so it's exciting and we're gonna report back to you when we come back from the Philippines are we recording one in the Philippines George I think we should yeah I'm gonna well at least do some papers over there will do yeah we've and the final word is coming what's that yeah ah nah he's not team player you called him Chris Chris woody what he'll tap paper where you have you guys done yeah I'm just gonna do the end stuff so Saturday our iPads gonna be there ah meet wait what as I pass gonna be there so eyepatch is I Pat you I have a [ __ ] school and I yeah but I doubt I'll be fine by then I'll be looking pretty cute I was gonna seal be there I'll be there George will you be there yeah I'm pretty sure that's me hey Gilbert are you gonna be there Saturday I think I want to be there too or not I was laughing sorry though we were laughing at Bobby your eye patch I was like hey relax you could be a villain this is very dizzying though and I can't wait to take this off okay wrap it up all right thanks again to our sponsors post mates Robin Hood and the zebra I get your $100 free delivery credit by downloading post mates and using the code belly and get your free stock at Tiger Robin Hood calm and start saving on car insurance today to the end by going to the zebra calm slash belly you can put periods at the end of those sentences there are all kind of it was written perfectly ah George how we on a comedy I tuned charts these days I don't have the chart I give you the thing to read and now your simple question and you had a meltdown have you clearly posted about it on here oh it was pretty good we're up we're up in the 30s but the genius brain is ahead of us David so no I know I'm also George's pushing that one so make sure you leave on way to make your allegiance George right here okay good so guys guys if your if your allegiances are where my allegiances are yes you she's like where your allegiances please go to the iTunes and give us a review you know five star review that will help us boost up in the charts I'm Kaila Deville Oh hashtag cloud everyone if you're watching on YouTube take a screenshot of this get it get a good pose and then make it a meme whoever has the best you never kill little Dalmatians for their fur no but it's for the ranma contest we're doing for stickers [Laughter] suck everything in there it is if you want to mail any packages kalila has the address for that our address is 16 26 North Wilcox Avenue number 161 Hollywood California 9 0 0 to 8 and then you can direct that to tiger belly or one of our names but definitely tiger belly on there and Bing up go ahead sorry no go ahead I wanted to tell you guys another story pants yeah it was another thing that went wrong today at class you died after I had a heart rhythm I went to the bathroom and I realized that I did not have I did not bring a change of pants so I yelled at my sister outside I was a queen go buy me some pants cuz they have like merch outside and she she thought that she pulled the cheapest one because it was the thinnest one she's like here this is a cheap one she's like I put it on your account a hundred eighty [ __ ] dollars for this piece of [ __ ] and it's on my account and she was like I'm so sorry I'm so so I was like what is this made of like 66 little rabbits 180 DM Cruella de Vil someone's on a thin guy video I couldn't return it cuz I ripped off the tag with four and then look at that tag I was like what and she was like I'm so sorry it looked like the cheapest one look like that she's like well it was the most expensive one oh my gosh well at least you have really expensive Kanye West's pants that's cool Big Ups to our real papaya super sleepers and premium episode subscribers on our patreon to be part of the patreon fam go to patreon.com/scishow a funny episodes on there so check that out also yeah what is this direction I'm like can I read it can I read it okay also Big Ups to all the real papaya super sleepers and premium episodes subscribers on our patreon to be part of the patreon family go to patreon.com/scishow you come Second City Gil tell you what's going on another episode from Stevie Wiebe that's gonna be on there it's out right now if you're listening to this yep so it makes you jump on that good times fun times well sometimes take field trips we did one at the Koreatown Plaza I don't know where would you want to go I think we should take people suggestions yeah yeah any place you recommend where they wouldn't be sticklers about people recording one was so much fun cuz nobody gave a [ __ ] I was being there we were just sitting there had a holy a whole podcast set up on a table at 8:00 we didn't need a dime Mike and Bobby like Ripa dastan uh that was so much fun because Bobby got to reminisce about like his time with like that Plaza yeah yeah I was like cool the closet was I by accident cuz I thought we were doing family-style eating and none of you [ __ ] ate with me and I just ate everything that is true and used to look very skinny so there we go guys research from the Philippines will be coming up to so exciting guys where your hand does cloud what can we follow you social media influence your laugh with me what do you call it vocal Frank uh-huh you can find me at Colella develop you should make it at clout someone please make it at cloud level account fan account and yeah put a bunch of eyepatch is on all her photos on her actual mark lambda k George where can we follow you George underscore Kimmel where can we follow your cousin Bryce if people are more into him yeah I guess Bryce Alec now there you go George and also you can follow me aunt Bobbie Lee live so make sure you go Bobby Lee live.com check out all the tickets the shows and etc everyone have a good night [Music] [Music]

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 210,292

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, all things comedy, stand up, comedy, seinfeld, earthquake, kings of comedy, free solo, rock climbing, review, documentary, science alert, sleeper, slept kingdom, cruella de vil, news, discussion, jerry seinfeld, comedians in cars, getting coffee, chris rock, special, full, solo, EP#18 Movie Riffin with Bobby and Steve, theo von #174, brody stevens

Id: 2vbL9QtW5YQ

Length: 74min 30sec (4470 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 21 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/OrbitDrive]

Dude Bobby speaking mad truth about Jerry Seinfeld. Dude is OK at best. Jerry is stuck up his own ass like he is Richard Pryor or something. No its the show and the fame from the show. It was a good show. He needs a crowd of Seinfeld fans to have a great show. Also, the real brains behind the show practically remade it WITHOUT Jerry and it was BETTER. The Slept King is for life and Bobby and other comics not in the top 1% of the top 1% of the comedy game do not need to tread lightly or worship the ground the "comedy gods" walk on for career sustainability anymore.

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So Theo had an eye patch 2 weeks ago on King and the Sting. Then Khalyla and Bobby went on Theo's podcast and now she has an eye patch. If it's because of seeing a dick you're not supposed to see, did she see Theo's? Who's next?

[u/TigerBellyRemix]

It's cool Bobby brought up climbing. If you have netflix this is also worth watching. It's got everything. Even if you don't like climbing or care about it the spirit of adventure is supreme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQXWnoipdFE

Valley Uprising introduced Alex Honnold to most people, the topic of the documentary "Free Solo". As they were editing and completing Valley Uprising, Alex made history and ascended El Capitan without ropes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-wjmIFlnNo

As an example of what this required, check out around 8:00 here where Alex demonstrates one of the holds needed at key points in his route.

https://youtu.be/6iM6M_7wBMc?t=486

[u/neeenss]

bobbys dick claims another eye

[u/schwifty___]

If she has a cyst I don't think Bobby should be putting that patch on his eye 😷

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The lobster was too dark? I honestly just thought it was pure comedy, it never would have occurred to me that movie would be difficult to watch. I loved it.

[u/cityofruin]

she couldn't just wear a pair of sunglasses?

[u/murdockmanila]

I'm from the Philippine mud islands and learning that Mama and Papa will be heading here soon makes me so anxious with excitement. I'd just love to meet the two. Any chance of a meet and greet, Georgie???