What's The Most Weird Private Act You Were Caught In?

what is the most embarrassing s or lack to unintentionally been caught doing once my roommate walked in when i was balancing a cracker on my dck men really are fascinating creatures i have a weird opposite scenario not getting caught doing anything but still incredibly embarrassing so when puberty hit eczema came along for the ride in a major way obviously that sht is itchy as hell but scratching only makes it worse my parents spent a fair amount of money on specialists creams and treatments but i would still scratch almost compulsively which made my dad pretty angry because i was ignoring the stern orders of multiple dermatologists so one night after i've gone to bed i'm sighting up scratching my leg fairly vigorously and dad walks in unannounced for some reason or another not wanting to get in trouble i stopped immediately and he turns around without a word and walks out comes back a few minutes later with a box of tissues you might need these and walked out again was using skype to emster but with my now husband to my vag is full up in the camera so while i can see him on the camera you can't see me i see his mom walking see the screen is dck and then just turns around and leaves we both sit up and look at the camera like oh duck got home from work one afternoon and my wife was doing something in the kitchen wearing a halter top and a pair of cut-off shorts so i walked up behind her put my arms around her undid her shorts and pulled her top down she was into it turns around gets down on her knees starts giving me a [ __ ] stands back up pulls her shorts down i sit her up the counter we start screwing a few minutes later she says she wants to go doggy gets off the counter turns around leans on the counter i start going at it again grab her hair pull it back causing her to lift her head and she suddenly says duck stop i ask her what the problem is and i look up to see the two guys from the pool cleaning company standing on our patio looking through our sliding glass door smiling with one giving me the thumbs up we have not had sex in the kitchen in the daytime since i was riding the living hell out of her rather imposing dldo that my then bf had bought me on the edge of the tub my doorbell rang and i heard a close friend hollering i jumped up and threw on a towel and went to let her in she ran past me straight into the bathroom she said nothing about the dldo while chatting the whole time through the door as she comes out still nothing i look in the shower curtain is closed hugh i didn't even remember doing that finally she's thanking me for saving her because she really thought she was going to sht herself then as she's going out the door she says watch your footing i'd hate to read about a death by impalement in the paper i was mortified my years of being a total slt had not prepared me for that dagger got caught going down on my ex by her mom then when i finally gathered the courage to face her mom at dinner she said you still hungry i thought you already ate she was one of those smoker spliff with her daughter kind of moms i'm stir baiting on video in the 90s we got a video camera and my buddy and i used it to record our band's gigs i also used it to video record myself am stir baiting i don't even know why just to see someone emster but i guess friend comes over to watch one of our shows and i forgot to switch the tapes back or erase the video and he saw me beating my meat riding my boyfriend my bed faces the doorway door opens it's dad edit i wasn't expecting so many comments i posted this then went to sleep last night what the duck guys edit too formatting a bunch of people have asked what happened after and i have answered them but in case people don't want to expand all the comments i've copper posted one of my responses my bed is quite high raised and close to the door and my father is not a man of great height as the door opens i am confronted with the friendly face of my old father we make eye contact there is no pride or fatherly love in this moment i scream and jettison off of the [ __ ] and hid under my bed like a true hero my partner of that time was left with his wang out still tall and proud and slick my dad didn't say anything i heard some noises that sounds like the beginnings of questions but he must have given up because i heard the door close nothing was mentioned to me about the incident but the next day when i came home from school there was a lock on my door small victories beautifully crafted haiku i was dressed up in a schoolgirl uniform pigtails and all using my phone to video myself putting a butt plug up my ass and dem sturbating i was making a s i video for my so while he was out of town i'm in my mid twenties but i'm regularly mistaken for a high schooler and i even get uncomfortable myself sometimes by how young i look in pigtails my laptop was open at the foot of my bed a prime angle for viewing the whole display the screen was black so i thought it was off about five minutes into my scene i hear my best friend's voice say oh um wow okay then a burst of laughter we had been video chatting earlier and i forgot to exit the conversation my monitor was just in sleep mode she had left her end of the chat open too and opened her laptop to find my pigtailed plaid skirt wearing self sliding a massive plug up my ass wasn't a residual act but we were in the middle of a move so everything was in boxes i'm a very unceremonious packer so i dump drawers into boxes all willy-nilly i'm also a procrastinator so ff3 weeks and there are a pile of boxes still in my living room i'd run upstairs to run the bath for my son then just under two here howling laughed her through the front window and head downstairs to investigate my son had rummaged through the boxes and was waving a giant pink vibrator shaped like a giraffe at the mailman through the screen door i died not exactly yes all but i got caught taking pictures of my [ __ ] because i had an itchy bump in that 17 and testing the limits phase i bought a french-made costume for halloween well why not use it more than once my boyfriend and i got a few uses out of the costume and stuffed it in the back of my closet fast forward nearly a decade i moved away for college and never came back i being a sh tty kid just left all of my stuff at my mom's my mom was putting together a game for my little cousin's birthday party and she needed costumes for it i danced for 15 years so i have a ton of ridiculous clothes for good measure she threw in the maid costume which my little cousin then wore for the entirety of her party when long before i married my wife we were two teenagers who like to duck like stoned bunnies as one does anyway one such session she's riding me cowgirl when her mom walks in the room she screams and falls back and out of the room the door slamming as she does future wife says i hope she's okay and keeps riding after we finish she goes and checks on her mom her mom was sheepish about it and apologized for walking in without knocking she comes back to the her room and says she says you have a nice dck for clarity she was messing with me and her mom didn't say that any woman who can come up with a line like that after her mom catches her riding her teenage boyfriend is marriage material when i was in high school my then boyfriend and i would ditch class to go hide in the bushes by the river to fool around we had our pants off and i was giving him a hand job and he was fingering me right when a couple on a raft drifts by they are obviously staring and the lady yells out here we can see everything i guess not erythro lacked so much as being caught out i was 18 living at home and a friend had had an undercover wear party which is technically for lingerie but actually four sx toys and i brought my first vibrator it was quite large and had a few veins if i recall correctly with a pearl white finish i was excited to get it and played a few times one day i must have played with it and then sleepily put it under my pillow before going to work no biggie i was 18. my mum hadn't made my bed for me for years and barely came into my room it would be fine got home that day and my bed was made vibrator still neatly under the pillows neither of us ever said anything a while ago i was experimenting with water sports p prn on my phone at night my parents were downstairs watching a loud movie so i knew i was safe when watching the video i hit a button to make it full screen i hit the wrong button and it started streaming the pr into the tv my parents were watching they still mention it years later my boyfriend visited me during my break at work we'd go to taco bell and chill in his car for a little we start making out which leads to him eating me out i hear a tap tap and look up to see a hispanic man staring at us he proceeds to tell us holmes someone is watching you hint plot twist is that opie has an exposure caught in the act humiliation fetish and is using this material to wildly m sterbert an act for which he hopes roommate caught me jacking off with a barbie doll that was an awkward evening i can't he stopped coming worked in a restaurant and was caught screwing a waitress in the walk-in cooler mid-shift her mom worked with us and found out a dad a preacher caught her giving me a bj in my car after work the same week we didn't work the same shift much after that thankfully never been caught myself but i did catch my female friend cheating on her boyfriend with a guy from my class i passed out on a party and i had a whackon from my slumber i caught the two making out they begged me not tell anyone i agreed on one condition they mustn't do it again or i'll let their respective partners know bought them again three days later and that's the story how i earned the easiest two hundred dollars of my life walked in on a friend chilling off she made it her mission in life to catch me jacking off in return i turned around sometimes and she'd be creeping in a doorway or i'd catch her trying to sneak into my apt i had an open door policy with my friends plus they had my spare key her sister was the one that caught me jacking off right as i was finishing to bad lesbian prn big long nails and all said sister happened to be a lesbian she goes and tells her sister they both make fun of my prn choices while i was taking a post jack shower she could have just ducked you i have to make a throw away for this because yeah when i was like 14 i was curious about different ways to stimulate myself and had come across straight be gay prn at some point at night i decided to see what does it feel like having something up your butt so i took a toothbrush and put it in my butt while i jailed dart i took it out and it looked nasty i forgot to do anything with it about an hour later my brother goes yo wtf happened to my toothbrush the brush end was spotless but the whole other part was recently in my butthole i just said it fell in the toilet not sure if you believe me you methudica didn't even use your own toothbrush lol when i was in high school and didn't have a license yet i was at this girl's house who i saw time to time who lived about an hour away we were hanging out with a friend of hers in her room who had just came over after we ate and her dad had told her friend she was welcome to have some of the leftovers so after a few minutes of having the door closed things got a little fun for us i was going down on her and as i am kissing my way back up at this point on her neck i saw something in my peripheral vision fingers still inside i slowly turned my head and see her very unhappy looking dad standing over me i was in a horny teenage phase i had this massive teddy gorilla that had a hole in the back cause age one night i thought imma duck that gorilla mum walked on me in the middle of the night turned on the light for who knows what reason and catched me with my boxers down missionary ducking that gorilla she even had the balls to ask what was i doing so one night my roommate went out bar hopping so i decided i'd invite a female friend over we end up on the couch drinking and watching youtube vids one thing led to another and we start ducking right there on the couch right as i'm about to come i hear the front door unlock it's 3am and my roommate is drunkenly getting home now i'm so close i sure as duck i'm not gonna stop so i keep going my roommate walks in to see me ducking a girl in the ass doggy style on the couch right as i am violently coming in her ass no regrets not a s zul act but my four-year-old walked out in the living room with my dldo while i was sitting with my dad i have never moved so fast gf was giving me first blow job ever and after about 10 minutes my dad walked in seemingly oblivious and said we going for pizza in ten so get ready we were shook up but continued for a tad longer i went and got the pizzas with him and he said she can leave half of it for tomorrow if she is still a bit full as i was leaving with them in hand i giggles awkwardly to myself and left apparently a drill sergeant walked in on me jerking it on fire guard in basic i didn't notice him entering he did an about face and walked out then in the morning he just told his platoon about what i was doing and honestly it never came up again after that day i wasn't sleeping or t begging my battle buddy so that was 100 okay i'm stir baiting in a jc penny dressing room sometimes you just can't wait the worker there just said you need to stop and come out good thing you're not a doodle they welder just call the police i have another one not me but my ex-husband snuck a girl in while he was still living with his parents did they did with her including going down on her next morning after sneaking her out he pops upstairs for breakfast mum looks at him dad holds on to the counter for support are laughing hysterically x has no idea why finishes breakfast and goes for a pee looks in the mirror and realizes the entire lower portion of his face is covered in blood girl's period came on sometime during their doing and here he was thinking he'd gotten away with nailing abroad in his parents basement still the funniest story i've ever heard i roll eater i called x to ask because so many are shocked horrified mildly curious how he had not noticed the taste of blood it was a very odd conversation as we've only recently become civil after a messy divorce anyway his response i was pretty stoned that night and something did taste off but i didn't want to embarrass her in case it was her normal didn't really even consider it might be her period i was 21 and just stoked to be getting laid finally drove to the top of a parking structure and thought it would be discrete af also decided this would be the perfect time to try sx without condoms for the first time in the back seat of a sedan small security guard rolled up in some rinky dink cart and peered into our car windows as we struggled to put all our clothes back on we were pretty young and her parents were really strict so i was super scared we were gonna be metaphorically ducked but he just told me you gotta leave dude thanks random security guy back in college i had just gotten my first decent pocket pssy a tenga flip hole i believe anyways in the midst of trying it out while my roommates were gone my nigerian friend rang the doorbell i assumed i could pretend to not hear it finish and then call him since it was a two-minute walk to his place instead he comes in to check if i'm home walks into my room right as i'm pulling up my shorts unfortunately i left the pocket pssy sitting on the desk and he stared at it started to ask saw i was sweaty and just trailed off without asking it was pretty awkward but then we smoked and he did his laundry which is why he came over in the first place i like that you specified he was nigerian this was three years ago when i had been dating my girlfriend for a mere month we were both 16 years old at the time i lived in my parents house still with four smaller siblings aged 13 10 8 and 5 respectively as my gf and i were making love in my room my sister of eight whom didn't understand the concept of knocking before entering barged into the room to witness my gf riding me with the ferocity of a dire wolf going for the kill as soon as she saw us she screamed mommy blasphemist god's gf is attacking him it was a hot summer day so we had discarded our comforters and so we were bare when my mother rushed to the room saying nothing she pulled my little sister away and just gave me a little look that just screamed you know on my old for this probably highly nsfw when i was a kid no older than eight i was pretty bad about picking my nose ears like obsessively so eventually it evolved into popping pimples and peeling crusties out of my eyes all stuff i found satisfying one day i thought hey my other holes must have growth stuff in them too so while in the shower i decided to try picking my butthole won't go into detail but it ended with my mom entering the bathroom and me having two fingers up my butt to be fair there is something highly satisfying about getting the crustace tea out of your eyes my mom almost caught me having an lsx with an xgf she went in the room and i was inside my ex and making small talk with my mom while inside her butt truly an awkward moment how exactly did your mom not realize you were in your gf's ass while she was standing there talking to you opened the front door for my mom wearing clothes that no mother should see her 17-year-old daughter where i panicked tried to run back to my room tripped on my stripper heels and twisted my ankle we don't talk about it edit i wouldn't have opened the door if i knew it was my mum just clearing that up my mother caught me sucking a guy's dck he had also come on me at that point oh you were 26 and 27 at the time family dinner got awkward my boyfriend and i were in the seventh grade at his grandparents house for new years him and his mom lived there this was the first time i was ever allowed to stay the night at his house since the ball drop was so late we were in his grandparents room just waiting around for it to be midnight and as horny teenagers are we started fooling around i decided i wasn't in the mood anymore so he started jacking off while i sat on grandma's bed with him and just watched tv his mom came in as this was happening and screamed oh my god and ran away but she ended up driving me home which was an extremely awkward embarrassing car ride that i still remember to this day and an explanation to my mom and his grandparents of why she drove me home so early i'm a male and was 17 at the time my best friend let's call him kevin was over and we used to duck like we were crazy whenever one of us spent the night at the other's house it was our big secret that we would never tell anyone on a saturday morning we both woke up and were at my house alone well that means it was time to get to business and we could be as loud as we wanted we stopped doing the deed and get into it my mom makes it home and heard the noises from my room she opened the door and caught us in the act as he was pounding into me doggy style that's how she found out i was gay good times just this past weekend i was on vacation my sister-in-law was there sometimes i log onto my trash account on reddit where i am subscribed to a few prn subs well sometimes i do that when i'm bored and think no one can see my screen so i'm sitting there in the living room of a cabin with my brother-in-law and his wife and a friend of mine i had been talking about something i saw in another tab and she came over but as she was walking i was trying to close a tab that had a really awesome prn gif on it when my browser froze now it's just a constant joke that my friends will throw at me that i'll never live down [Music] you

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Published: Sun Jan 24 2021