- Today we give thanks
to the frozen food isle. - Let's talk about that. (upbeat music) - Good Mythical Morning. - Don't forget, this Friday
is out back in black, Black Friday sale, continuing all weekend, so we got revamped versions
of some of your favorite items plus, every single thing on
our store will be on sale. - Yeah.
- Up to 40% off. - Can we do that?
- 40% off? Get in on the deep discount
action at mythical.com - Now much like premature balding, Grandma leaning in for a
sloppy, on the mouth kiss and a stranger sniffing your
hair in the coffee shop line, Thanksgiving sure has a
way of creeping up on ya. - And if you've found
yourself with no plans for Turkey Day tomorrow,
you can make like a turkey and at the first sight
of a cornucopia, run to the nearest grocery store
to get a frozen turkey dinner and today, we're gonna help
you know which one is best. It's time for, "Is That
Frostbite on Your Turkey or Are You Just Happy
To See Me, Ya Geezer? We're Eating Thanksgiving Food
Straight From The Freezer". We're gonna try five of the top selling, best reviewed frozen
Thanksgiving dinners for one and rank them all on this board. - We've got five spots. Pil-grim, I Pecan't Even, The Meh-Flower, Butter Ballin' and Cornucopi-Yum! - Mm, and the meals we're
gonna be tasting are Banquet, Stouffer's, Lean
Cuisine, Marie Callender's and Hungry Man. I'm a hungry man, let's do it. (gentle acoustic music) - First off we have Banquet's classic turkey frozen single serve meal, and Banquet urges you to,
quote, "Savor homestyle turkey served with rich gravy and dressing, tender sweet peas and mash
potatoes made with real cream." Classic turkey, huh? - So, cook on high for three minutes. Then you slit the film,
then you peel the film, you stir the potatoes.
- A pretty simple process. - Then you do three more minutes. Imma try to get one bite
of this guy and everything, but it appears to be that
there's a dark meat turkey. - Yeah, there's dark on one
side, white on the other. - Dark meat turkey, light meat turkey. I'm a dark meat man when I dark meat can. Imma tell you right now. - [Rhett] It's not bad. - This is pretty good. - Now I will say, if we
come to any disagreements, I am the one dressed like a retired middle school basketball coach. - Is that a corduroy
version of a fitness jacket? - I feel like, really,
a retired and divorced middle school basketball coach. I feel like if there's any
ties, I have to break them. - [Stevie] I think you look nice. - Oh, thank you, Stevie. (slight laughter) - Well, we sell this. This is what you should be complimenting. - [Stevie] I think you look really nice. - Mythical.com. - That's solid. I mean, that's real solid. - Yeah, that's good, man. I predict this is gonna be number one. - Well, it's made with real cream. - But imma put it a number two. It's tasty. - It's classic. - It's Banquet. (gentle acoustic music) - Now on to Stouffer's
classic's roast turkey. This meal includes tender,
white meat turkey and stuffing with homestyle gravy and mashed potatoes. No green peas. Garden peas, sweet peas,
whatever you wanna call 'em. - I gotta say, these cuts of
turkey look mighty fine though. - [Link] They look much better. - [Rhett] They look much higher quality. - [Link] Yeah, the Banquet
kinda looked like a cold cut. - Oh wow. And the dressing and the stuffing or whatever they're calling it. - Very authentic. - It's very good. - The dressing really has
that celery pop to it. - I'm gonna have to tell my wife to stop browning that turkey. (chuckles) We don't have to worry about
making our own meal this year. - I really miss the garden peas, man, 'cause I love garden peas
more than I love turkey. - Yeah, but they're so easy to get. I mean, you can just get
a can of garden peas. You're gonna let garden peas throw this one to the top? - But every item that is
presented does taste better. - It all tastes better
and it's a better picture. - Yeah, throw it up there. - Look at that. You see how the background's out of focus so it really brings the food into focus? That makes you hungry. - That's called perspective. - [Rhett] Yeah, looks
like it's on a table, this looks like it's in hell. - Depth of field. (gentle acoustic music) - Next we have Lean Cuisine's
roasted turkey breast. This meal has roasted turkey and stuffing in a savory herb dressing with a side of, not taters, cinnamon apples, because it's (whispers) Lean. - Is it? Okay, 290 calories per package. - Well those were 280 calories. So it's more calories? - I don't know. - (whispers) It's not so Lean after all. - I mean, I have to point out that there's turkey in my apples. (slight laughter) - I got no turkey in my apples. - I got turkey in my apples, y'all. I'm gonna ignore that for that moment. So no taters. - [Rhett] Huh. The turkey a little odd to you? - I'll be dang if I didn't
get apples in my turkey. (laughter) That really throws it off. - Oh, those apples are good. - You need to make your
partition higher, Lean. Lean Cuisine, that's what
all those rappers drink. (laughter) - Right. - It's nice to have a desert, especially when you're in
Lean Cuisine territory, but, I don't know, nothing
here is speaking to me. It's mixed up, the taste
is not to rave about. - There's something a little
bit weird about the turkey. In fact, going from the
apples to the turkey, it's not a trip I wanna take again. - Yeah. - You think this is worse than Banquet? - Definitely. I kinda like the low shelf,
two for a dollar on sale vibe of the Banquet, especially with those greens, man - Yeah, there's peas, you
can't forget the peas. (gentle acoustic music) - Now we got our favorite
frozen femme, Marie Callender with her roasted turkey
breast and stuffing. She too urges you to savor
tender turkey breast, serve with creamy mashed potatoes, homestyle stuffing and vegetables. There's a vegetable medley
in this thing, look at that. - There's a whole medley. Listen, Marie went way above and beyond on this one and the fact that it's from
Marie, it's from a person, it just makes me feel like I'm more obligated to say that I like it. - She's guilting you
into a positive review, that's not healthy. - I will say that as
you're putting together your first bite there. - Veggie medley does not look inviting. - Acedude1 reviewed
this on Amazon, he said, "Nothing at all like
the picture on the box, literally a couple of bites of turkey and the rest was mush. Just eat the box instead of the food." (slight laughter) A little harsh. - Dang. - Doesn't sound like
a very ace dude to me. - It kind looks like the
box to me, I don't know. I'm on Marie's side here, Ace. How's that medley, though? Because it looks like toy veggies. - [Rhett] You mean like Leggos? - You know like when you
would have a kitchen set with fake veggies and fake foods. They're really bad. - That is awful. - These veggies. - Marie, I mean, I don't wanna insult you, but I'm about to insult you. - Veggies are crap. - Your vegetable medley is out of tune. (laughing) In a real bad way. And you know what? Your dressing doesn't taste good either. - Even with all the pressure from Marie, Rhett is ripping you a new one, girl. (laughing) And I agree with that. - It's the worst one, sorry, Marie. - [Link] It's not good, not good at all. It's Pil-grim. (gentle acoustic music) The number one slot is still open. - Will Hungry Man fill it? Hungry Man roasted carve white meat turkey features white meat turkey. (chuckles) Creamy mashed potatoes,
gravy, seasoned stuffing and mixed vegetables, and unlike any other meal so far it has desert in the box. Apple Cranberry desert to be specific. - The other one had apples. That one had apples. - That's not a desert, that's a side. - Really? - Well, really it's the cranberry part. - We determined it was desert. - Well, it's got cranberries. - Finally!
- I mean, Thanksgiving's about cranberries. - It's like Christmas. - Well, or Thanksgiving. (laughs) - It says right here, "do
not thaw, cook thoroughly". It makes me sad that
you're eating it alone. - Get a bite of that turkey. - But it'd be really sad if
you just tried to thaw it because you didn't have a microwave. - Get a bite of the turkey and the gravy. Just do it and then confer. Take a big bite why don't ya? It looks cheap but it tastes good. - Yeah, it's got that cold cut consistency but it tastes fine. I wouldn't say it's amazing. - [Rhett] I think it tastes good, any the stuffing. - Here's a review from Casper, "They taste just like
it was my grandmother", by my grandmother. (laughing) They taste like it was
by my grandmother!". - Grandma, this tastes just like you. - Okay. But these veggies look
Marie Callender sad. - You're mixing it, I don't
wanna take the edge off. I wanna have the full medley. - This medley's better. - Oh. - A lot better. - It's not bitter. - Yeah, it tastes like
it's been cooked some. How many calories are in this? 410 calories. - Okay, so like over 100 calories
more than any other thing, but it's worth it, man. - Yeah and the cranberry. Here's the thing that I'm gonna say. - Say it, hungry man. - This cheapo Banquet, something about it, I keep going back to it in my mind, I really liked that. I like it better than the Stouffer's now. - That's fine but I think that Hungry Man has everything that Banquet has but it's better in every form. - You're right about that. - [Rhett] And look at the packaging. - So, what I'm saying is this to me is better than this. - I don't necessarily agree with that. - You can get it for fifty cents. That's gotta be a factor, on sale. - And this is, I mean, this is 2.89. (laughter) So hold on to your wallet,
two dollars and 89 cents is gonna set you back a little bit. But listen, man, sixteen grams of protein, it's bigger. - So much value.
- Thanksgiving is about going big or going home. - Yeah, or if you're already
home just go get that. Ladies and gentlemen, we
have crowned Hungry Man the best Thanksgiving
meal to have by yourself! - (laughs) That sounds fun. - And you can be proud of that! - Yeah, there's no shame
in being a hungry man. - Go out and grab it
for the cranberry sauce, no one else even did that! - Thanks for liking,
commenting and subscribing. - You know what time it is. - Hi, we're the Brown family and most of us are from
Greensburg, Indiana, but today we're in West Plains, Missouri to celebrate Thanksgiving. - [All] And it's time to spin
the wheel of mythicality. - Grandpa's like, "What
are we doing again?" - (laughs) That's great, I love it. - Click the top link to watch us drink expired Thanksgiving dinner flavored soda on Good Mythical More. - And if I know where the wheel
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Grandma jizz lol
Link's "lean cuisine" joke and the subsequent burst of laughter from behind the camera was a GMM HoF moment for me.
Rhetts hair and beard are getting WILD
does anyone know where i can get Rhett’s “retired middle school basketball coach” sweater? shit is actually fire lmao