What Your Guild Wars 2 Class Says About You

all right guilter stew players it is time for all of you to get roasted guilter stew has nine different classes and whatever class you m tends to say a lot about you as a person so today I am exposing literally all of you and we're talking about what your go to Stew Claus says about you it's going to get spicy thief the thief starter pack female human ponytail glosses scarf tear-free culture armor and then just any fusions you can get your hands on every time I get ganked in Vol fvs I get ganked by someone who looks exactly like that I know that all of you need kills for your sick Vol feil roaming kill completion but can you all just chill for one second while I try to get my daily oh no I'm losing quick go stealth run away cut that out of the video well most stmes are busy making W's kill completions sometimes you will run into a tee M who has gotten lost and is accidentally L playing raids instead of volt versus Vols Wing four 9 out of 10 looking for healer High DPS found the tee M honestly tee Mains when you're not misreading the lfg you're usually pretty useful to have around you never ever volunteer to do mechanics and you're really good at accidentally jumping into one shot AOE three but as long as you are actually alive you usually carry the team's damage just make sure to be careful with that dagger free skill okay literally the moment it it started it tell for the flame ball I was my my body was just compelled to press dagger 3 Ranger if you're a ranger man you are an animal France you're like a Disney princess making friends with all the animals interior and then you make them fight for you you make them tank for you I mean let's be real you're not going to take damage ew ew no no no you're going to stay back there with your bow while your cute bear tanks all the hits he's fine he's totally fine don't worry about it he he actually enjoys it there is actually a tiny subset of Ranger Ms who doesn't play like that there are also the Rangers who have said goodbye to their animal tank friends there's also the try hard Soul beasts you've all seen these in your fractals and raids these s beasts are obsessed with being the top DPS of your group and they leor Jenkins at The Bu without any self-preservation Instinct whatsoever canceling your X5 to dodge out of AOE never sbeast are like Adrenaline Junkies it's all about pulling off that super satisfying burst window and if you get knocked out of it just blame the Healer all right it's fine so Mains I I do actually kind of get a pulling off that burst window is is actually really satisfying Elementalist oh boy time to talk about my own sa Elementalist M just we just really love setting things on fire there was actually someone in our community whose car was set on fire I had nothing to do with that you have been hit by the Nerf Hammer over and over again your rotation is like playing three pianos at once and you get downed even if the enemy just looks at you but you don't care you want to be a fire Wizard and set things on fire so you persevere some Elementalist Mains have learned the mythical skills of Attunement swapping and dodging but honestly most of you just campfire two months and think that dodging is over rageous when Elementalist Ms die on a met events they don't way points no they just type rest please in the chats and then if they get rest they they once again try to pull up that meteor shower while standing in the middle of 20 AO and the psycho repeats guys don't worry about us Migo going down was actually all part of the plan I'm I'm just busy doing my downstate rotation here's a little secret we Els like you to think that our CLA is very difficult and that all of us are really good at the game but actually we exaggerate just a little bit don't tell anyone that I said that though you didn't hear that from me engineer there are actually two different types of engineer players first they are the professional esport gamers these Engineers switch between three different kids dealing crazy damage healing their teammates and pulling off frame perfect Doos if you run into one of these in PvP you are toast and then also there are the engineers who flamethrower go Center Camp flamethrower Centaur flamethrower tle flamethrower new players trying out volt versus volt for the first time flamethrower engineer players like their name suggests are obsessed with tinkering and customizing they have the craziest custom Arc DPS setup that you have ever seen and they also have a billion blish Hut plugins installed you remember that game boy accessory which was supposed to like light up your screen that is how engineer players play guilt for stew if you have any issues with your bills with the game or with your PC the engineer players are there to help you out it's it's actually really nice and if you accidentally say something incorrect In the game or on Reddit or on YouTube the engineer maze will instantly be there in the comment section to correct you actually right now there are a couple of engineer Mains scrolling to the comment section of this video to tell me how that's not true you're only proving my point Guardian you were always Arena's favorite child until one day you suddenly Red Guardian is still good but it's not OP like it used to be but you Guardian mains you don't care about that you were here to defend the Innocents Smite the enemy and do just some off DPS huzzah as a guardian man you were born to lead players to Victory you have a commander tag and without you literally nobody would ever do octav Vine we would all just be staring at the lfg too awkward to tag up but not you Guardian mains you enjoy the attention and honestly without you the whole guil to Stew Community would be falling apart you actually enjoy the attention so much that your character is a little bit flashy legendary great sword legendary Trinkets and infusion here and there your at infinum is never hidden and then some of you will also play the max highight Char with Dragon Ball Z hair after all it is very important that other players can see you who cares that they can't see their own characters on the juming Bzz anymore as long as you the guardian M are visible on everyone's screen everything is RIS lels Warrior all right Warrior Ms you are boring there I said it you're boring you went and looked at all the flashy unique cles in guilters STO and then you went well actually I don't want to do any of that I just want to hit stuff with a hammer all right fine here's your Hammer go hit some stuff you like to be helpful to your team so when you started the game you decided that you wanted to be a tank defending your friends taking all the hits freedom and being entirely in charge of any encounter tanks are incredibly useful and you like being useful unfortunately for you aaries in this game kind of suck at tanking but you couldn't be bordered to level up a different character all no tanking no cool fleshy magic skills but but guys Warrior still really cool actually despite everything Warriors are extremely proud of their claws and they never ever sh up about it Hammer Hammer spb solist that's not spb Hammer spb also very importantly Hammer spb Hammer spb if you mention this Hammer one more time I'm going to show Revenant eyes Revenant mains you have my permission you can go ahead and link your my anime list profile in the comment section I know you all really want to do it so just go ahead Revenant Mains are like Warrior Mains but a little bit more edgy and a lot more anime you used to make amvs on YouTube 10 years ago and you know what you are still proud of them you actually still listen to that same anime music while playing goto 2 and somehow you swear that it's actually makes you better at the game it doesn't and you do all of that while rocking an anime profile picture and cosplaying as KERO from Sword Art Online did you know that there's actually so many keratos in guilters 2 that they actually ran out of KERO account names that's right there's 99,999 keratos and many of them play revenants all of you are so original Necromancer your favorite die is Shadow Abyss die because the word Abyss it it reminds you of your soul you didn't choose the abyss the abyss chose you you are a necrom monster man and you look even edgier than a Revenant man however just like most gols in real life you are actually surprisingly wholesome you don't care about looks you care about what's on the inside that horrific floating flesh minion he's actually your friend you think he's cute and you care about him a lot could him some slag he's going for some right now as a necrom monster death doesn't scare you that is also mostly because you are so tanky that you literally never die we had first health bar yes but what about second health bar you don't even know where your Dutch button is on your keyboard you laugh at people who go downstairs and then proceeds to face tank everything no problem also you're still salty that epidemic got Nerf 2 years ago Mesmer mesmer's are the nicest most selfless and most wholesome players in guilter 2 mes merain spent hours portaling people to the end of jumping puzzles and mini dungeons just out of the goodness of their hearts you're an empath you just cannot stand to see other people struggle and you just you just really want to help everyone it's all a lie I am on to you mes mer remains while you're pretending to be a selfless empath you are collecting literally thousands of Golds and tips every single day Bing people isn't just your hobby it is serious business and it is how you f all of your shiny and fusions and legendaries n but seriously I I actually really appreciate you poal mmer I will gladly tip you every single time but can we just talk about what you actually buy with all of that goals sure the guardian M like their in fusions too but gosh mes mermaids seem to just want to burn out your retinas it's not just about looking nice for the mes mermaids it's all about looking as bright as humanly possible I swear if there are too many mes remains on your screen you risk damaging your computer screen permanently also Mesmer used to have a spec called Chrono monster but then they use time magic and all Mesmer forgot that Chrono monster exists bam there we go that is all nine classes and go to St Roasters I really hope you enjoyed this video and I hope that you enjoyed me making fun of literally all of you usually my content is a lot more wholesome I swear thank you so much for watching if you enjoy go to Stew definitely drop by my twitch stream over at twitch.tv/ where I will make jokes about your CLA every single day of the week and also check out the other videos on this YouTube channel thank you once again for watching and I will see you next [Music] time but

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Length: 12min 31sec (751 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 13 2023