WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GAME?? | Pony Island #1

two ladies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to a game called Pony island which looks ridiculous and I had previously written it off as ridiculous it came out in steam a couple of days ago and looked and I was like oh maybe this is just some quick like silly little game to cash in on like people's naivety but then I was like I was looking around for games cuz I had no idea what to play I literally ran out of ideas for games to play another stuff that I had been playing it was too soon to play it again so I was like okay let's let's look around for games and I went to Metacritic and this had like really high reviews I went the day actual whether the actual steam page then and it had really high reviews so apparently there's more to this than meets the eye so what I read are previously written off as completely ridiculous completely stupid knocking might actually be pretty good and I don't know what it is I don't know what the gameplay is I don't know what it goes on in the game we're we click new game and see what happens okay you're a star system tech incorporated cool it's very ominous and this is like a red and blue like 3d effect almost I wonder if you had red and blue 3d glasses would you be up for tomorrow do any of you have red and blue 3d glasses at home like on hand that you got free with a magazine or something use them and see if they work I don't know Starkey error what help anti-aliasing yeah sure advance RNG I can't turn that on apparently free ticket that's the ticket what obscure options sure snowman fix Start menu there we go and now I can't go back okay it's this kind of game it's gonna mess up my head I like it what the [ __ ] are you what am i doing Jake start pressed um start to leave what am i what in a bizarre ok so I need a key to enable start awesome game finally we're getting into it what the hell did I did someone slip some shrooms into my mug coffee this morning yeah maybe what the hell start here can you work or something please what is going on oh I can move this out and move you down ah cuz you're a down thing it's like coding in a game okay I am intrigued you just had to fix it didn't you this is very reminiscent of undertale it was going to work I tested it 1,000 times minute it's almost time to play welcome to Pony Island loading complete thank you good job is this the actual game no oh God oh wow hi oh this is easy oh god I always hit that thing but this is the like undertale when you're fighting flowey and he starts bitching out stuff sorry Oh God uhm I don't wanna say it's too much about undertale in case I spoil it Wow insane incredible continued level 56 57 huge success I don't trust you game I know what's happening I don't know what's causing all of these hey so there's a lot more to the game than meets the eye what look like a silly little side scroller with cartoony graphics is that a completely piqued my interest what have you got hidden under your belt awesome level 60 61 62 dude stop whoa our friend is back you are what do you do okay put you down are you over here were you down ticket dispensed then we get another ticket I got another ticket to Pony Island we must go back experience the rest Pony Island insert your soul to continue can I insert my soul paywall no this all checks all validates all soul required sup here can can I um can put you there validate sold no I don't know what I do I can't put you here then and then you go down crash game no I don't want to crash the game Oh everything's backwards oh god what am i doing Pony Island has stopped working checking for a solution to the problem this is [ __ ] banana not pancake what no not a desktop help I'm a big help Pony galaxy Exe no I don't go internet Pony items here see exe que el messenger corrupted corrupted corrupted walkthrough code block for the orange right block swap the loop code block for the now free continue code block once the game has crashed close the windows by clicking the X button click on the messenger shortcut okay messenger shortcut messenger you have 14 new messages what was that hello hello can you see this now please respond hello whoa there's a lot of messages you must be seeing these but you just don't care and why would you respond you bastard hello my prayers are answered hello who are you I am God God one No hello I am God 1 I am God 1 I'm a prisoner of this machine how can I help you bro I do not want you to panic but it is possible that we may share the same fate I have a plan but I do not have the means to execute it you must help me I am God 1 will you help me yes what was that I don't know what's happening I didn't do anything oh hello again oh my talk you hopeless soul and what your hi there you must feel good about yourself you hacked your way out of Pony Island the positive feedback loop for competing mundane jumping TAS wasn't engaging enough for you no it wasn't who is messaging you I don't know what's happening it was so terrible that you had to escape you just had to UM can I copy this guy's name one you at I can't use at damnit um I F what regardless don't message anyone else on here now my plan there are three core Program Files that this entire operating system depends on deleting a single one will lessen the power that he wheels but we must delete all three to truly escape okay whoa whoa whoa whoa who are you talking to no one ex oh god I can't what are we delete what do I delete please help um no one you are so arrogant I've been making changes to pony island we will see what you think of it this time I asked you not to talk to him I have a choice you know for that oh [ __ ] you are my now say yes master no oh God I can't type anything else ha ha ha thank you [ __ ] it's like emily is away I'm not pressing anything I can't no no I can't move it we will see welcome back this is cool I like this I like games to break the fourth wall I like anything to break the fourth wall so I'm the reason like Deadpool so much okay so you're kind of glitched out this time start game ah he's bleeding ones and zeroes I did it I did something I didn't want to do it go down go down how do I kill you oh wait maybe I have to put something in this yeah I can't get past you anyway [ __ ] okay maybe you have to do something else can I go back hitting start game let's play it one more time let's play is rules improved loading times you thought it was too easy what do we do what do you think now write it out come on man can I can I do anything I'm not a pony either I'm a unicorn should be caught in unicorn Island place shoot game over my game is challenging but fair come back when your skills improve just surrender your soul no I don't want to surrender myself I wanna do this enter her pass enter the password mortal and her back to leave this place pass word you think you're clever wrong I am clever wrong you are wrong I am wrong wrong okay okay okay back there you go options anti-aliasing oh that's broken advanced orangey that's broken whoa what is this advanced options coming with it Advanced Options No cool can I do anything here it gets blocked when I hit this maybe if I go right oh I get it where do I go do I need a password or something for this where's my key okay I don't know what to do too late I don't know can I not go over here um oh wait oh wait oh wait oh wait oh wait oh wait oh wait I go left and then down I got it print ticket yes I'm smart it took me a while Oh ticked off now can I start it ah [ __ ] don't worry means the defender myself for doing anything okay I'm still gonna die god damn it okay now do I have a password ticket wrong okay back I do I do um options pony on ticket um cheer from arcade or cheerful facade yes I want a cheerful facade okay [ __ ] this what is going on I can't go back inside his head gonna go back in your head okay Sartain what do i do huh I'm pressing other buttons and they don't do anything Mac [ __ ] [ __ ] oh I'm just gonna die again this is painful even for me stop trying and look elsewhere no can I click on anything in here yeah what does it say Oh UL OSP oh you I don't know what that says look elsewhere I was trying but I don't know I'm supposed to be doing choose represent in our purchases ooh old prototype options whoa free will I can turn on free even pony blades unlimited ammo what are you Pony mobile I can't do anything really useless options they're upside down there are better options than this Pony salvation options pony lasers cheater I'm not cheating Oh give it to me I won't let you cheat at my game all right just come on come on let me cheat oh I'm a cheat bro oh don't you even worry about it can you go down now start oh you go in here there we go oh I figured out your secret haha nice increased size come come come come on come on give me the [ __ ] thing you asked like there's a thing up here though okay we do this again we have to go right over here um we bring you over to this um think I'm coding the game which I guess is the point and you go down you get stuck here it's supposed to be like you're coding the game you're inside the game trying to break out of it that is so awesome increase that pony lasers okay is there another thing that I'm supposed to be clicking on I can't click on the [ __ ] thing okay here we go here's another one um they go left then no go left and then go right and then there's no down thing and then go right huh okay no no no no no no we go we all right first what he's messing up all my stuff and then okay we go down here we know we can't get past this damn it okay okay okay wait we go we go left first then right and then we stop here and then we go right and then down here we go left right yeah okay I did it I got pony lasers or right click oh hell yeah go back in and turn that off no I'm saying your game now bro I'm certainly a but I got a fuck-shit up yes I can fight back now awesome no don't hit that ah fine this feels good this feels good it feels like I'm like beating the system pack it into the matrix moving it I think I got a new ticket yeah I don't know why I don't know what any tickets for I don't know what the [ __ ] this game is kill everything there we go my glitch on out I think the longer I hold the laser you can see a bar in the middle of it this is cool yes down at the finished level okay crap now it's raining boo boo doo doo doo doo doo doo I'm not gonna die I'm gonna die take that your damn devil masks it's a very clever game I like it a lot I crab I didn't destroy you guys come on I can get to the end of this I can get to the end of this yeah no god it's getting to be complicated now actually what I know god I have to concentrate so many different things yeah you cheat her cheated more didn't whoa whoa whoa whoa well okay hello okay I made it it seems he is distracted this is our chance or chance to what oh good Christ delete core file this is the core fine I'm I just i'ma just delete it there we go oh oh later bad greetings mortal oh god it summoned Azazel I was created to guard this core what did you believe this would be easy no what are you um can I break the chains okay um I've no right option what no no stop that let's not stop that you [ __ ] a spy okay if I bring you over take you away then you yeah you [ __ ] yourself up hahaha child's play I'll show you try ass play you will not break another really really you think so okay um down down right um [ __ ] um if I just move these over here and move you over there stop that you [ __ ] stop it he's messing everything up on me okay we go down right then if I put you here what do you do and then you here dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit if with the down here okay that didn't work dude you need to stop that damn I broke you ha ha did it no no stop that I'm not listening to you anymore you [ __ ] I just got to be hard do you just put random [ __ ] in random places now I need you down here you over here I'll let you put in the stuff you've been into stuff then I can just mess around with it you need to oh wait no you need to go you need to go there and this no you need to go down there you need to go there um you can go over here you need no no no no that's wrong that's that's not what I need that's not what's just oh wait no I need it down here so if I go right straight away I'm gonna go down here I'm confused back across here no stop that you stop that sir okay I don't know how to do that I doubt it now I'm gonna leave this video here I might do more of it I know it's a really crappy place to leave off this but I want to show as much of the game as possible I don't wanna have to edit it down too much and if I record for quite a while but this is cool I really like this I don't know oh wait I wonder if I could go down right down left down right so I go like over here and then over here maybe I'll try it if you guys want to see more please let me know and I'll do I'll do another episode I might just do one anyway just to do more of it to get more out of it and I'll try and finish off this and do more of it I think the game might be quite long I think I've read that it goes on for quite awhile or you could get lost in it you can play it for ages and ages and ages so I see what happens but it's very intriguing it's got me good its hooks in me now and I want to see what happens when I want to know what's going on oh no a pony island actually is but for now thank you guys so much watching this video if you liked it punch that like button in the face like your words and Hazel Road Shh nice nice there was Sally news yeah oh do you know what that feels like oh it feels like twisty roads Wow you know that calls for a celebration of cake celebration pegleg running where my dick would eat it myself but if you're good about myself you know it's martyred by a game actually I'm outsmarted by games all the time so this is not different

Channel: jacksepticeye

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Id: 8lXNK3IGpCQ

Length: 21min 57sec (1317 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 17 2016