What The Hack Is This? | ETERNAL SPIKESUIT

hold on i think you guys are gonna like this this is gonna be a doozy i don't even know why i'm gonna play this this is actually really stupid i just want to try it for fun okay so this is called eternal spike suit the last metroid is in captivity the galaxy is at peace okay so this rom hack this is really stupid i shouldn't be playing this to be honest it's on it's um it's it's pending rating pending how do you know it's stupid if you haven't played it [Music] i mean i can read a description okay i'm gonna reset my timer all right okay let's find out how this goes huh [ __ ] i should have been shine sparking that rookie mistake i'm already losing time that was actually slower than just running normally that's so funny holy [ __ ] [Music] i didn't [ __ ] no [Music] i'm just so much lower i'll go dude [Music] oh you can finally do the full happy shut up 44. dude i'm already like so fire's just slowed me down significantly all right so if you've just figured it out there's infinite spike suit and the crash animation is is reduced hey thanks for the 46 kelsey what's up all right oh my god this is so slow all right let me see normally it's uh what 301 or something some [ __ ] i mean we're ahead of pace bt skip oh actually that might wait no i don't think we're ahead actually [Music] this is vanilla but you have spike suit like for everything oh my god go [ __ ] off [Music] you should have loaded up your splits oh my god anger can get early tank it'd actually be slower to do that now dude i can't no you you need uh power bombs trick the pace pals that's easy i just turned my brown splits into green splits and everything is like way ahead are you [ __ ] kidding me i forgot to kill this one [ __ ] [Music] oh dude go there we go i'm actually [ __ ] i'm behind my pb right now dude okay i'm behind my pb [Music] oh my god [Music] okay we're gonna attempt [Music] yes let's go now we're ahead oh god no [ __ ] oh no this happens sometimes [Music] when you shine spark to that terminator door it can break i might need to save and reset because i hate playing like this we'll see we'll see how it looks it might be fine no no it's not fine yeah this will happen [Music] i need to uh i need to save i'm gonna get this [ __ ] first and i'm gonna save it's when you uh shine spark through those um blocks and you go through the door terminator door too quickly or some [ __ ] oh god i need missiles this is slow i need to go back up the elevator donut yes what the [ __ ] dude no i i'm not gonna beat it fast on my pb this is gonna be this is gonna be embarrassing [Music] dude we are we are way behind [Music] i gotta bring this back hold on oh [Music] oh my god this is so bad we told you to reset you didn't listen bro i can't reset yet i don't have i don't have [ __ ] to reset with you need you need missiles to open missile doors dude all right there we go not 100 you guys want me to 100 or any percent all right all right fine i'll restart because this might be kind of fun all right let's see let me run against my actual splits there we go all right let's go i need to re we re-watch the intro uh which is fine you can do sex master earlier than usual so the routing would be slightly changed with this but i have no idea sorry basically everything you guys have suggested is like slow as hell so okay see what we can uh let's see if we can get world record with this [ __ ] so i don't know the rowdy needs to stay the same essentially well no it doesn't actually you can do wreck ship early i'm gonna do this without the shine sparks except right here maybe this will be faster maybe this yeah i was like a second faster than my normal [ __ ] i almost just died that's pretty damn fast that's a second faster all right no my my series record is gone we had a 48 i think i bunked i was gonna i was gonna take a screenshot and send it to zenny how do you feel about the existence of unidentified aircrafts wow dude it's crazy i wish we could identify everything in the air wow the fact that it's unidentified means that it's crazy and aliens you know or unidentified objects okay yo can i just skip all that [ __ ] what if i just ran to the left we even need more ball probably yeah we do need more fall breadstar thanks for 17 months yeah you know more fall might come in handy i suppose i could just go right to the left well i'm saying we would get it later because we have to come back through here anyways after power bombs to get billy mays so uh missiles do i need do i need these missiles wait a minute are there are other different missiles i can get no [ __ ] ah dude i can't do billy mays um i need power bombs or unless you're asking what it is it's a couple items to the right the pentagon confirmed it no i didn't dude the [ __ ] you guys talking about you guys you guys realize that ufo is just means unidentified right like everyone goes oh it's a ufo it's aliens the [ __ ] do you mean it's aliens it's unidentified how the hell do you know it's aliens if it's [Music] unidentified this is slower dude oh my god [Music] it's hard because i'm shine sparking everywhere [ __ ] i'm losing time we're gonna gain this time back okay this isn't too bad hold on [Music] yeah you do need bombs i'm pretty sure [Music] yeah i'm not gonna i'm not gonna do this because i don't want the game to i can't prove that this is aliens therefore it's aliens can you prove that it's not aliens by the way you can't therefore i win [Music] hahaha [Music] [Music] uh [Music] you guys are such smooth brands you don't even know but who doesn't know the people that are saying that ufos don't mean aliens or the people that are saying that ufos mean aliens oh no oh okay that's one way to grab it hold on i got an idea right now that idea sucks actually [Music] oh no that yeah that's cool no that's awesome the thing is when people are talking about that [ __ ] that's not what they're talking about [Music] when people say ufos they instantly go it's aliens [Music] oh my god dude because it is almost fine you a sheep or a wolf i'm joel mama yeah dude it's aliens and you know what they're doing they're just [ __ ] flying around our atmosphere just like a fly on its last like hour of life just whipping around that's what that's what extremely intelligent aliens are doing holy [ __ ] i'm gonna grab this now dude that's easy only the energy of like three sons i mean [ __ ] i know like what about that one family the duggars they have at least eight sons split oh [ __ ] i want yeah thank you hmm [Music] what if you spark crate you die oh early power bombs would save more time yeah probably um nix thanks for the seven months got him oh my god i'm pretty sure i'm losing time here it's hard man it keeps giant sparkling around everywhere and [ __ ] [ __ ] wait i don't even i don't even think i can [ __ ] quick kill [ __ ] man [Music] you can't really quit kill because you need to this is [ __ ] dude [ __ ] [Music] okay this is brutal [Music] okay [Music] this is really really difficult this is definitely not faster i can't quit kill him because you jump stationary and then you shoot you sure you you shine spark really like every time i land i have to like turn around [Music] um like that normally i aim up oh this is gonna [ __ ] me dude this is embarrassing yeah still faster than uh you know you name them [Music] it's hard man i mean we'll see i like spin jump and [ __ ] we'll see if i can bring this back but it's really difficult to not like accidentally shine spark everywhere know how hard it is for us to keep um spark suit from crocomier to x-ray that's like this just it's just everywhere [Music] you know [Music] oh wait dude cathedral i i could just shine spark through the frogs but then i i still have to come back here at some point grab this [ __ ] [Music] oh my god i'm losing so much time hey on a good note though uh bubble mountain's gonna be easy that's good huh [ __ ] bubble mountain oh this will be fast too i bet you yeah early power bombs would be faster yeah 100 percent oh dude are you [ __ ] serious still fell down it's actually slower i just oh my god dude stop can't you skip speed it's 100 we're doing 100 i can't skip anything stop oh my god dude [Music] [Music] i can bring this back oh my god dude i can bring it back it's just not easy [Music] [Music] that was gonna be faster go top route all right here okay we're bringing it back maybe not dude what the [ __ ] my day was good how's your day dude it's really difficult oh can i be an sm runner no still losing time this is so embarrassing oh come on man it's still too slow that's [ __ ] [Music] whatever [Music] what the hell does that mean how many days or years do you take to learn all strats um that's a really weird question i don't know man i think we can start bringing this back if i can start really thinking about never mind never mind dude just wait you're gonna see a big comeback soon i'm i got it down calculated [Music] i can still save time sorry to hear about your stressful life chance personal best in this category is 150 wow what a [ __ ] loser huh i'm probably not even gonna get a 150 right now lol not even oceanfly you can't call us champs doctor disrespect copyrighted that darn dude that doesn't mean that means i can't cheat on my wife either then right damn dude [Music] sucks it's trademarked oh the trademarked infidelity insane dude that's a power move wow oats that's harsh what do you mean i mean i'm just calling it out dude this is literally what happened [Music] gold one candy starts beef with the doc what's he gonna do come back to twitch and like start beef with me i don't think so dude i don't think he's allowed back on twitch [Music] oh my god of course i got a fast fast right now oh dude you're [ __ ] me okay well number is one ah they work really well [Music] [Music] oh no you cannot shine spark kill phantoms not something you can do okay this kind of sucks this is really hard i mean no one's ever done this [ __ ] so probably nothing it's a little bit silly like i'm gonna be losing time on this split one hundred percent [Music] arc of death is the only one that typed one okay [Music] i don't know if it's gonna work no whatever [ __ ] let me go dude come on yeah that's a big time loss it's really hard to [ __ ] have good movement when you're shining sparking around everywhere it's more of a testament of my skill my raw skill [Music] dude you know what i'm saying [Music] okay this might be fun i'm trying to do the attic no get out of here um i don't know how i'm gonna do this he just went through him [Music] [Music] you can shine spark babies get but it's really tough [Music] foreign okay we're going to do this get the [ __ ] out of the way dude my [Music] [Music] ah i'm not gonna be able to do this [ __ ] i can't do the normal the normal strat here so it's actually way slower i don't think you can anyways let me try it but it's not gonna work out it worked amazing i didn't shine spark um she's doing okay i'm a little bit worried about her seems a little bit sick dude [ __ ] serious [Music] i feel like a non-speed running would be doing this faster a non-speed running what a non-speed runner would be doing this faster oh come on that's a little bit uh extreme now [Music] yeah a casual would beat this 100 faster than you bro even though that you're going to get a top five time and 100 percent yes stuff dude that's insane a casual speed runner can get a top 5 100 time insane dude [Music] correct oats yes [Music] don't take my word for it [Music] oh [ __ ] it then just go no you cannot damage fancy with shot [Music] spark [Music] [Music] what what the [ __ ] going on here [Music] well at least um sex masters are gonna be free [Music] um hold on [Music] easy close enough [Music] change beam if you don't change beam there you change beam on the elevator it's faster to do on the elevator [Music] all right easy peasy gentlemen [Music] [Music] just trying to spark straight up yeah see ya see you nerds oh hey how you doing huh see ya [Music] split still lost 10 seconds hell yeah all right let's go okay this would definitely be faster for any percent 100 not so much any percent would be destroyed time because you can route it any way you want nice [Music] like i can't do a lot of these strats [ __ ] dude okay just bring me up thanks for the two months [Music] yeah i'm fighting against muscle memory more than anything where if you do um 80 yeah you can really skip a bunch of items and skip exactly what you want wait why the beam change what do you mean why the beam change why [Music] um [ __ ] why put some wavy mon because it reduces uh reduces leg you also use it for x factors that box wound dragon um it's way faster it's mandatory to turn off are you [ __ ] me dude ed thanks for the gifted sub spark the jumpers i mean i could have [Music] so i had one gold split this entire time because that was that was proven to be pretty fast i think mama turtle tank will be a gold split as well [Music] um it's if you hit l or r or um up or shoot or anything it's incredibly difficult merv thanks for 10 months hey [ __ ] serious dude whatever [Music] man i don't know if this will be gold actually we'll see all right see caffeine take it easy why do you skip x right because i need to come back through here anyways this is your first time watching a 100 run bro what are you doing first you the most out of all games man probably my own i'm just kidding um [Music] we're saving time [ __ ] we're not gold splitting but we are saving time that's how optimized these splits are man that's a that's a really big potential to save like three seconds on that gold though yes it is [Music] dude come on oh no thank you uh so much for the tier 2 for 19 months yeah you don't want to spark mother brain [Music] in particular impressed you um no a lot have i just have to think about it really [Music] i mean super mario 64 runs are always impressive um yoshi yoshi's island is an awesome speed game um you know some of the world records in this game have been insane [Music] wow still got it baby oh no [ __ ] [Music] yeah but who's gus daniel [Music] something happened when he quit yeah he realized that uh you know he shouldn't be playing that [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] [Music] there's [ __ ] [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] yeah that's one of those things that's really hard to uh not [ __ ] up with infinite giant sparks all right [Music] damn it i'm not even getting a full happy [ __ ] i didn't mean to do that [Music] can't even get the full happy oh [ __ ] [Music] god i suck [Music] uh the x-ray sure would have helped dude oh [ __ ] that timing is way off because of the taps [Music] this fight is just infinitely slower [Music] it's hard because i'm just gonna start shine sparking everywhere because normally you press r all the time in this game you know but if you press r in the air you're [ __ ] you just shoot upwards like a [ __ ] rocket [Music] how am i going to do uh oh no dude how am i going to okay well hopefully ice clip works just fine i don't know i don't know how it it's gonna be with like weird inputs good thing i didn't actually do that i mean ice clip should be fine i guess we'll we'll just see [Music] i want to see what happens here okay just standard [Music] yeah i gotta come back through here twice anyways [Music] yes it's a hack with infinite spark suit and it's way harder spike suit and it's way harder than i thought it would be go down i should play this yeah [Music] and i'd still lose i mean [Applause] got him [Music] okay just don't kill don't kill shaq tool on accident [Music] that might not be good you got to lose some time out somewhere else i won't be able to feed my family outs i won't be able to feed my family don't worry i'm going to lose time here [Music] i don't want to take the risk and accidentally shine sparking the shack tool i'm going to wait [Music] yes [Music] it honestly might be faster to just get like um it might be faster to get you this routing would be super different like if this were actually optimized [ __ ] off it'd be faster to get um um speed booster later on when you get like all the other items to clean up with [Music] x-ray earlier you could have but you kind of need to go back through there anyways i mean you could route it to where you don't need to but that would be an entirely different thing you know okay that's like a second and a half slower jesus nice dude [Music] [Music] prkd you can't do that you need um you need space jump in order to do all of lauren warfare [Music] nice and slow dude yeah oh [ __ ] dude no okay no i can't do that either hold on this this is some [ __ ] [Music] [Music] okay 100 map completion would probably be way faster with this [Music] i was very curious to see what happens when you shine spark [Music] yeah i mean shine sparking in the sand for all of you that are curious i'll do it here in a second [Music] growing for content i mean dude this is beyond like that point of throwing you know what i'm saying [Music] the [ __ ] dumbass question is that okay maybe this is a bad idea to show you this here [Music] i should have showed you going from right to left not left to right [Music] dude [Music] okay let's go okay i didn't [ __ ] mean to do that oh my god dude [Music] i was trying to spin jump out of the [ __ ] sand almost there no we're not going back the other way okay how much time does this save a lot of time dude ain't happening again [Music] i mean yeah and that dude's just uh oh get the thing no i mean that that person's a child the person that posted that is a literal child like actually no no one that's above the age of like 15 is gonna post something like that that's the kind of like cringe [ __ ] that like little 15 year olds post and then they look back on and they go holy [ __ ] i was cringy as hell like 100 that person's gonna look back at [ __ ] like that and go wow i was actually dumb [Music] 100 we've all done that [ __ ] we've all done stupid [ __ ] we regret and that's something that you know a little child is gonna regret later on i'm 31 yeah 4chan mods that was a discord mod damn dude i mean if it wasn't a dumb kid then holy [ __ ] that person should be embarrassed yeah do zoomers hit up 4chan yes there's like a whole group of like anarchist like little zoomers that are like emerging like crazy like [ __ ] flies to [ __ ] and like it's like a whole movement of like little kids that are like super anarchist and think they're like hot [ __ ] and cool you know it's like a whole thing yeah it's like baby's first anarchist moment and it's like a phase they go through for a year and then they're done with it no anarchy seems cool when you have someone else paying for all your bills exactly dude when mommy and daddy are paying for your bills it's all fun and fun and games and you're like holy [ __ ] i gotta like do stuff to pay for like life damn dude we're gonna find out [Music] easy [Music] yeah this is a train wreck okay let's see if we can get sub 120 [Music] all right hmm [ __ ] that don't work i think we can as long as i um think about trying to save time cereal and coke daniel where are you from again you sure you're not american oh okay yeah dude chocolate syrup and coke i told you the story about how [ __ ] [ __ ] out the way dude easy it's a casual run right no i'm actually speed running with legit uh with a legit game [Music] oh yeah i told you a story about how um my old roommate his mom would do that [ __ ] coke with chocolate syrup in it and she was like already like pre-diabetic diabetic [Music] yo chat you know what you should boycott minus dude it's jackal thanks for the 17 months [Music] but i'm drinking more water 24 7 than before i know i'm not talking about you oh you're oh you're talking about your diet [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] this is [ __ ] dude chill out with that tail stop [Music] [Applause] it's [ __ ] clean fight oats clean fight nice dude [Music] what do you predict your final time would be oh what do i predict i don't know dude um probably like a 122. there's still a lot of game left [Music] if we we can still get sub 120 we just have to start gold splitting [ __ ] what happens if i shine spark into this now dude okay nothing good that's for sure okay nice dude nice clip oh no i still got it [Music] [Music] [Music] hey hdm prisma thanks for the two months i can't see nothing dude foreign [Music] i think it's confident to say the one time save i might actually have might be croc the croc section [Music] what the [ __ ] is happening nothing [Music] nothing [Music] i mean if this was routed out properly and i got good at strats this you could get this time down to like 112 or 111 maybe even lower than 111 [Music] but this is quite difficult like i've said like that [ __ ] seemed fast through that right that was slower i mean it's really [ __ ] hard like these strats are really optimized in the speed runs that we do [Music] yeah it's really hard to tell but this is this is a lot slower doing this [ __ ] i mean like i said if i were to optimize this then yeah maybe you could get like probably like a 1 11 or some [ __ ] which would be really optimized insane you'd change the route you'd optimize all your little shine sparks and it would be really fast dude [ __ ] off oh my god oh my god oh my god [Music] okay i think that this section in the next section could potentially be faster sections okay never mind dude [ __ ] [Music] what the [ __ ] you're not backing up are you [ __ ] serious croc never mind [Music] never mind [Music] yeah here's spark suit that's actually really [ __ ] hard i don't know wait do you not get giant sparks with that no i should be able to maybe maybe they took it he probably took it away like actual like chart um shirt sparking yeah that's what i was going to say [Music] yeah the shard spark [Music] dude [ __ ] off kindly kill this uh nevermind too low a shark sparked on my girlfriend and she went to stay at her mom's for a while damn room that's too bad [Music] he doesn't appreciate the art [Music] i should be good with this section this section is in speed runs with spark [Music] [Music] suits [Music] [Music] holy [ __ ] the the lava physics dude okay why you get supers when you have spike because i was trying to 100 run you have just like your speed runs out losing it right there damn it oh no it's high enough for the lodge nice [ __ ] oh clutch what does spike suit do in the context of this game i mean are you watching [ __ ] it go all right didn't save us you know it wasn't too bad or didn't lose his punch uh i see wj [ __ ] it's incredibly slow not to just uh spin jump up this like incredibly slow [Music] i can't i can't beat the game like any faster than i am right now [Music] i can definitely beat it slower because you know [Music] there's no way i can like go faster than my pb the movement's just [ __ ] i have eight years of muscle memory without this [ __ ] [Music] yeah just play eight more years with this oats yeah okay [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] yeah that's a lot of uh that's a lot of concussions yeah [Music] no no i'm good with the whole sand stuff going all right kind of not really [Music] i thought this would be so much fun here we are you did i'm not affiliated with them anymore you shouldn't have done that wait what what is the bet anyways oh oh sub 122. just wait until the metroid rooms no the metroid rooms are gonna suck ass that makes you feel any better [Music] [Music] and i'm definitely missing the um [Music] definitely missing [Music] the metroid skip yeah no there's no possible [ __ ] way brain buster can't even help us [Music] [Music] dude i can't [ __ ] do these rooms man yeah i mean what do you mean you guys normally give me [ __ ] anyways now the one time you believe you give me [ __ ] because you thought i could do better damn i can't win this is like an abusive relationship holy [ __ ] you guys are like a crazy abusive girlfriend [Music] yes okay how should i do this nice dude [Music] easy oh it's why dude you really think after all of this i'm plus eight minutes you think that was like an expectation that you should have had that i was gonna [ __ ] nail the baby skip yes okay well [ __ ] [Music] there you go oh yeah i can't get out of this whoops okay well i'm gonna be right back i wasn't gonna beat it anyways that concludes today's run damn it was a nail biter the entire time unfortunately nothing really cool happens now thank you so much for everything thanks for hanging out thanks for all the subs i appreciate you all you guys have a fantastic night i'll be back on

Channel: Oatsngoats

Views: 34,925

Keywords: Super Metroid, AGDQ, Kaizo, Awesome Games Done Quick, World Record, Oatsngoats, Rom Hack, Super Metroid Impossible, Twitch, Twitch Fails, Oats, SGDQ, Samus, metroid, what the hack, what, the, hack, what the hack is this, wth, wthit, items, search, phantoon, eternal, spikesuit, eternal spikesuit, spike suit, what the hack eternal spikesuit, sparksuit, blue suit

Id: fMZS9qr4dho

Length: 87min 46sec (5266 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 11 2021