-All right. We're checking out
the only game where transporting cars is the number one cause
of insanity, it's GTA. We want to find out which GTA vehicle could transport cars
under the most rigorous conditions. So, the duo PD and Alex
have put together a new ridiculous board that they call a sanity check
for any truck driver. You have to go through
a growing amount of ridiculous traps, and in the end, you have to be able
to transport a car without losing it or you can't complete the board. Let's do this. Now, PD and Alex have given me
a large number of vehicles that can tow cars,
and I decided I would pick the one that looked like
it would drive me insane the quickest. I figured if I'm insane immediately, then maybe I will feel the agony
from the rest of the board. Now, in the beginning here, you can see
we have very simple speed bumps, I would call them. It's funny when simple
speed bumps are about six foot tall. Now, the big issue is in the end, I can't just get a car in the back
and then drag it through the course, but the vehicle has to be functional,
apparently, in order for me
to be able to beat this board. And I can see that
somewhere in the distance there is a sideways wall of death. I don't even know what that is. It's just like he made
part of the board sideways. Whatever. Down the final one of those. Now, we're going to go up
the Titanic ski hill of depression, and I'm not going to make it. Now, I do have hydraulics to help me, but the hydraulics
are not going to save me here. I don't have the horsepower
to get this thing up the hill. The John Deere couldn't even make it past
the second challenge on the entire board. That means there's only one answer. The penalty is death. Oh, yeah. We're going for something
with a bigger engine. Now, [?] how do you get the pintos
in the back of the truck? Well, the most obvious way, I just drive them
at full speed and run into it. [chuckles] I actually had
to back this thing in, because they won't stay
in the truck otherwise. Okay, I found the key. The key is I had
to drive the pinto in the-- Oh, my God. So, the big challenge
is going to be actually getting the pinto to the end. This truck has such power,
but the very first time I try and take any one of these bumps,
it does goes launching out of the bag. There we go. Okay As long as I'm somewhat controlled
in how I go over these bumps, it looks like I can keep the pinto. Oh, yeah. It's nice and snug in there. Look at it. The truck is hugging it,
lovingly, like a parent. Okay. But just like a parent, it'll probably end up kicking
the pinto out of the house just as soon as
it graduates high school. [chuckles] Before, the John Deere
couldn't even make it up this hill. I don't think
we're going to have any problem now. Oh, yeah. Okay. So, I didn't even use all-- Oh, my God. I didn't even use all of my speed
and we made it right up. Oh, there's not really a hill here. It's just a shear wall. Oh, God. Oh, that went a lot better than
I thought it would. Okay. So, now I have to-- [laughs] What is that in the distance? There's a bunch of windmills. Of course, there is. Okay I just have to wallride this. The problem is the pinto isn't really
in the back of the truck that well. It is just barely-- Okay. The wall is not that slanted,
so that's good. Not a big deal. Go up the side. That's probably there
so that all the 18-wheelers have a-- Oh, no. No, no, no. Stay [?]. [screams] We die together. Everything's fine. No problem. Oh, yes. Now, if you're in the back and if you're still inside of the vehicle
that I'm towing, you probably think that you're experiencing death
every 10 or 12 seconds. That's because you are. Now, I need to remember
not to slam on the brakes. What is with these speed bumps? Oh, that's not that bad. Now it gets a little bit taller. Now I might have to use
my hydraulics here. Hold on. We're going
to pop this just a little bit. I don't want too much speed. There, perfect. No problem. Now, we have just a-
it's like a vanishing speed bump. Now we have this spinning
speed bump over here. Okay. Now we have slanted speed bumps. Great. Oh, yeah. No, this is great. The good part is
this truck has a decent distance between the frame and the wheels. I'm going to wait for this to go away
and then go over it. Pop over this, another roll-y one. Whia, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. Hold on, hold in. Now pinto,
don't try and go out on your own. Oh, how do I get it back
in the back of the truck? I just thought about that. I don't have a platform to get
this thing in the back again. I have to start at the beginning. You know what?
We're trying a new truck. Now, the idea here is that
once I get the car inside the hauler, there should be almost no way for it
to come off. I'm going for sheer quantity. If I ave enough of these things--
Out of the way. [chuckles] If I have enough of these things, one of them has to make it to the end,
right? I'm already going to lose my first one. It is valiantly trying
to hang in there though. Oh, God. It is going to be raining Pintos
on the town's folk below. Oh, this is the worst idea I ever had. I didn't think
this thing could get so much air. I'm sorry. I feel like the second time is going
to go a lot better than the first time. Except for the fact that
one of the vehicles is now twitching violently inside of the back
tailgate of the transporter. [laughs] I don't know what is going on. They shuffle around back there
and it causes really odd things to happen, and now my one car is being Borg-absorbed
into the transporter. Oh, yeah. Wow. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This has got to be the one to do it,
right? It's got tons of power,
it's got quite a bit of speed. The rear end started
to Tokyo Drift there without me. That's kind of bad. All right. Now, with the hy-- Oh, geez. With the hydraulics, I should be able to pop
over all of these problems. I'm starting to learn as well
what the handling on this thing is like. It's awful. It's terrible. Once I understand it,
I think I can keep this thing on the center of the track a lot better and not have it randomly catapult
to its own death. Hey, Alex, the Pintos don't need to be--
Oh, my God. What is happening? The Pintos don't need to be
in good condition, do they? This could be car max,
very fine condition style, right? My one Pinto is dancing, like, EDM style in the back. Look at it go. It is breakdancing
on the back of my car hauler. I don't understand what is occurring. Oh, God.
I didn't think about this. Oh, the windmills. The windmills are so fast. This thing's so long, there's no way. Oh, wow.
That thing bounces incredibly. Okay. This is the best of both worlds. Now, see the Pinto is nice
and protected inside of the box, and this thing has power,
so it has a little bit of everything. I wish I could've shoved two in here, but I couldn't get them both to stay,
and they won't fit in sideways. Big question. Can it make it up this hill? Oh, it can absolutely make it up the hill. Perfect. All right. Do the sad little wallride. The top speed on this is trash. It is absolute trash, so I do have to skid the front tires
in order to complete the minor wallride. Now, through all of the speed bumps of death. Oh, yeah.
This is probably the best one yet. This is easily the best one yet. Look at this. Yes, you can't thrust me. That sounds terrible. You can't bounce upward really-- Okay. Maybe you can.
You know what? You just do whatever you want
red angry fruit by the foot. Geez. Right. Now,
I just have to make it pass this. Now, windmills. The problem is
we're not really long, but really slow. That car is going to land on its wheels. Totally stuck that landing. All right, maybe it was just me. Oh, God. No. No. I'm testing something. Yes, my test revealed
that this hurts a lot. Okay, how about this one? Now, I can fit multiple Pintos in there. I shoved three of them in the back. Maybe I could've fit a fourth. We'll never really know. The problem is the ones on the top are just getting ejected at full speed. They're like little metal popcorns violently exploding
in the back of this thing. We're doing good so far.
So far, so good. It does have enough power. Again, top speed is a little lacking. Okay When I say the top speed is lacking,
the top speed is garbage. It is a lot worse than I thought it was. Oh, my God, the center of gravity
on this thing is terrible. Okay, check this out. This is car haulers, okay. Car transporters. What if we hook one to the tow ropes? Now it can't get go anywhere. [laughs] Oh, this poor car. I am so-- Oh, my God. I just ran on top of it. [laughs] I am so sorry for what you are about to experience
as we go through this board. Again, hopefully it still functions
if and when I manage to get to the end of this insanity, because the more I look onward at what-- Oh, God. I need to look at where I'm going
and not all the way in the front. The more I look at what's coming up, the more I realize just how bad
things are going to get. Oh, the other thing is, this is long,
because it's on the tow ropes. I'm sure it'll be fine. Oh, my God. Oh, it is not fine. Things are absolutely
the opposite of fine. They were so unfine
that I almost fell to my death. Let's not go bungee jumping
without the bungee today. God, I can't back this thing up,
because I'm getting stuck on this. It's like strawberry-flavored pain. I know. You're thinking to yourself,
"Gray, how are we going to fix this? What are you going to do?"
Listen, I have a plan. All right.
We're going to bounce this over. Now I'm going to ram this thing off. Then you say to yourself,
"Gray, are you really going to sit there and slowly,
like, 100 times ram this truck?" Yup. Sure am. You just got to have
the tenacity to succeed. See, right there. Boom.
I'm not making this same mistake twice. All right, Gray,
use the full power of the hydraulics. There we go. Oh, yeah. Oh, things are going great. I say great. Things are-- Oh, why? I'm like a helicopter. Listen, it could work, okay. In case any of you were wondering,
you can-- Well, okay. I was going to say
you could fit three pintos on this thing. You can actually realistically fit two. I need to find something
that's fast enough to make it past the windmills. Oh, we're going to do it. We are going to do it. We are not going to do it. I am going to die now. I am falling to my death
right now at this moment. I am dead. I want to give it one more try. I thought, maybe I did something wrong. Maybe this car is the magical car. Maybe Alex programmed it to be
stronger, faster, better. He did not. He programmed it
to kill me for a second time now. All right. Now, while I know
this is another tow truck, this one's a lot faster. Oh, look at the speed. Look at the agility, and the car behind us is,
you know, driving really well. It's staying in line with the tow truck. This may be the number one
best car hauler. Okay. Over the sad fruit rollups. Very good. No problem. We're going to have
to use a little bit of hydraulics here, but it is okay. We are-- We are-- Oh, my God.
We are okay. Now, it's just a matter of,
can it make it past the windmills? I hate green energy. Yes. Final-- No. Oh, my God. Well, that went into another zip code. I don't care how many times it takes. [groans] No joke,
I've done this so many times- oh, look at that- I'm slowly learning the pattern
of all of the wind turbines. Yes. What is this? Oh, you just go in the middle, right? Man, you do not give me
a lot of room for failure, do you? Okay, here's the plan. We're going to pop this nice and smooth. Perfect. No, pinto. Don't do it. You just- you stay right there. I will come and save you. Do not move. Do not move. There we go. Now, just-- No. Connect to the tow truck. Don't-- No. Do not move closer to the death mills. Stop that. Right, here's the plan. I'm going punch this thing forward. There we are. Use wind power, they said. It's safe, they said. Really? What is this? Oh, no. No. No. How are you supposed to make that jump? I learned something
very unusual about this area. Let me not die. Let me show you something. Alex has put stop sticks on a rotation, a circular rotation. I have to time this,
get through the stop sticks, dodge them,
and then do the best jump I can. Then, if I get enough speed-- No. [groans] Come on. It's fine. I know what I'm doing. I know how to get this. Oh, my god. Okay, good. If the stop sticks touch the back car,
does that count? Finally. Yes. Oh, it's boosts. Do I need the boost?
Do I want the boost? I don't know. Oh, I don't need the boost at all. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is amazing. Now do I want the boost? Oh, it's boost and stop sticks. Okay. I need to time this
so that I hit the boost, probably. I don't want the stop sticks,
because I won't make that jump. Okay. Go, go, go, go, go. Oh, God. [groans] No. Well, at least it doesn't kill me. It just makes it
so I can't complete this yet. Maximu-- Oh, I missed.
Oh, wait, here we go. Maximum yield. Wow, that is a really big jump. This board is incredibly painful. Okay. That was also very painful. [laughs] Oh, my God.
I flipped the cop car with my body. Oh,
that is exactly what this board is like. Oh, yeah. I fit not one, but two Pintos in here. This is doing incredible. Whoa. I say that right as my run almost ends. This thing is doing incredible so far. Are you ready for this?
Watch this. Speed, ugh. Agility, boom. Past all the windmills,
like it's nothing. Oh, my God.
I don't know how I didn't die there. Then we're going to pop-- [groans] Okay. We're going to pop over this, hop.
[chuckles] All right.
Now through the stop sticks. This one's pretty easy. Well, I think it'll be easy. If I hit the hydraulics,
I do get a little bit of extra distance, I'll say. Now this one, you don't need the stop
or the speed up sticks, but I feel like it can't hurt. Now, this one,
I really need, like, both of them. If I can get both-- Ah, if I can get both of the boosts,
that would help. Even one.
How about one? Okay, there's one boost and-- No. We're not even close. I needed to try this. I feel like, yes, even on my best run,
I can't get over that. Okay. I have an idea. If I only use one, there's less weight in the truck and you get extra height. Whoa. That is about as cold-- Oh, my God. Are those swinging maces? What is this? I'm not going to lie, Alex,
this looks very unhealthy. Ow. Wow, those do not move at all. [groans] Okay. I can't let
that touch my truck at all. All right, banana mobile. Okay. [screams] Not today, Satan. You'll notice that the paint job
on this truck is getting lighter as time goes on. That's because what's happening is, my soul is slowly leaving this truck. Oh, I can't even tell
where these things are. I'm still here. Nevermind. I want this truck to be able to do it. It can get this far. [groans] Okay. What is it? This one's, like, really slow. Where is the-- Where is it? Okay. There's-- Oh, they're on completely
different times. No. Just go, Gray. Just go. Just go.
It'll be fine. Don't think about it.
Don't think about it. Oh, 800 times the-- [groans] I got past it. Well, I got past one of them. I feel so good about
just that little bit of success, and then I realized there's,
like, eight more of these things to do. [groans] I want to die. I'm serious. This is awful. This is the most painful segment in GTA I've ever had to do. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah, baby. Finally. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. There's teleporting-- Whoa. There's teleporting ramps
with teleporters everywhere. That's-- Oh, it's, like, teleports-- No, no, no, no, no. Okay. You know what?
I'm just going to go. No, no, no. [screams] No. No. Where am I? Where is this? I thought it would just teleport me
back to the beginning of the board. Where is this truck? Is this just over the board? Where am I? Where's the pinto at? All right. I got good news
and I got bad news. God. No. What is that ahead of this? The good news is
if you do hit this teleporter, you can get back on the course. [groans] The bad news is, the pinto can't. Oh, no. When you get teleported,
the pinto gets teleported somewhere else. I'm close. I'm so close. You have to do this really slow,
like there. Yes. Yes. What is this? What sort of Miami
turnpike spaghetti is this? What are you even supposed to do? Oh, no. Oh. [laughs] I'm doing it. I'm doing it. This is actually happening right now. If you hug the wall, you can make this work. It looks a lot worse than it really is. That was my second try, and I got it. Whoa. Whoa, whoa. The floor breaks out here. Okay.
Oh, the floor's starting to get wider. Oh, my God. What have you done, Alex? [groans] Okay. All right. I think I can do this. Now, it is launching Pintos
at lightspeed except for that one. That was all broken. [laughs] Okay,
but the rest of these are working. Whoa. I just need to make sure [groans] that I don't get hit,
because man, they pack a punch. Oh, what is this? There's little ray guns. Oh, no. Oh. my God. No. No. Why are there so many down here? What is this? We can do it. We can do this.
We can do this. We can't do this. I know this is the truck that can do this. It has to be. Oh, okay. That one broke down.
That's good. Now, I just have to deal with this
and the-- [groans]. Oh, my God,
little boost there. [screams] Just go. Great. Just go. Don't stop. Just don't stop.
Oh, my God. [groans] Oh, my God. What is this?
What is this? What's with the gap? Do you have to ride this sideways? Oh, hold on. I know. In order to get
the Pinto out of the truck, here, watch, flip the truck, the Pinto bloops out. This is what Alex meant where he said you need a Pinto
in order to complete the board. I hope to God this thing fits
through the middle of this pain. Come on, baby.
Let me have this. Yes. Oh, and that means that we have a winner. Yes. [groans] Well, I transported cars and PD and Alex transported about
50 years off my life. Hey, folks.
I hope you enjoyed this episode of GTA. Until next time. Stay foxy and much love.
