What If Naruto's Parents Never Died?! (vrchat)

who's the cute adult naruto he's so hair too is dead he's hokage hi hi mr hokage is not a dog gonna look like you when he grows up he wishes he wishes not at all sure hope so hey guys kakashi here remember i was i was definitely remember that anyways i just wanted to let you guys know reminder to to like and subscribe because we are on the final stretch to the road to 1 million subscribers so if you're not subscribed please subscribe because i can see that a large percentage of you who watch aren't subscribed enjoy the video how do i look you're great i've been watching this guys michael jackson anyways guys we're at naruto's house we're gonna go investigate his family we heard there's been some trouble and we are cps yes hinata you're telling me this was his house but when his parents died third okay put him into some little apartment yes and sasuke got to live in his house still but this is in this universe naruto's parents never died he not uh i still sleep with my parents for cps from the future for once from the future multi-dimensional cps all right let's go see knock knock oh my gosh i think we're just going to go in oh um mom's on your period right now hold on hitachi is this what it means sexual why didn't you just call me hitachi [Music] i'm not your brother yeah he's still grieving yeah she said sick hey naruto hey buddy daddy's hitting mommy because he caught her wrestling with uncle uncle who's your uncle nakato what no i'm pretty sure they were just doing some ninja training buddy why is daddy so angry he doesn't look so angry to me i'm never angry hey sport minato kushina we came over for an evaluation because we got some complaints from somebody in this house i don't know who it could possibly be oh my god don't go upstairs i just blew that bathroom up [Laughter] you have a son i don't know i'm a virgin we had a sleepover remember don't you remember [Laughter] this is what happens when i work 24 7 and i don't sleep okay [Laughter] anyways come on kids come on this is cucina we're hungry could you cook us up some food this is gucci make yourself at home then hey don't order my mom around mom make us some food now who's the cute adult naruto he's so hair too [Music] get the out of my house if you see a stock a sock standing up by itself don't mind it i got a spoon naruto to come take a seat we have some food though these are just empty plates our food is spoons well he has a nice not the brightest i thought having a mom and you get home okay also why is the dad cleaning what kind of household is this yeah what kind of household is this what's going on he's the hokage it's progressive where's flo at then okay this is progressively getting worse i'll show you a flow look outside towards the pool how about the cannonball wait no joji we can't handle that we [Music] are you in my house you filed a complaint to cps about your password if children are in danger you bring children to the place that could be dangerous that doesn't seem smart well who knows about child danger better than children exactly have you seen the santa claus all the elves are children they make the toys because they know kids that's just child labor oh yeah it's oh disciplining your child okay i think i know a lot better than about i think i'm not low [Laughter] i think i know a lot more about raising children than you do okay i have plenty of children all right you're a single bachelor you killed the only woman that loved you [Laughter] i didn't kill my mom she killed herself yeah we must run in the family when are you gonna do it yeah your mom killed herself your dad killed yourself what's wrong with you i like my life even though i get bullied oh boo hoo hoo feet off the table i don't want to hear from you you're literally the princess of your clan you get everything handed to you have you not seen my backstory yeah where nedgie's dad died off the table come make me heal what are you gonna do who wants apple juice dibs on the p can you get that from the septic tank oh my god that shows leftovers what happens whenever nobody's around naruto my dad hits me damn right i do got footage of him admitting we're gonna get him impeached oh i don't know what peaches have to do with it but sure i don't mean to ruin the moment but i heard someone say my name and leftovers that's not possible hey why don't we do a video with him because he's great well the thing is we would but he can't fit on the thumbnail [Laughter] that's funny you know where you fit on the spectrum [Laughter] you have a tree house yeah it's where i go when my dad gets very angry kicks me out of the house let's go that seems like a safe space let's go up there kids not choji though he'll he'll knock the whole thing down it's really not safe my mom kind of threatens me to burn it down while i'm inside is that true we're playing pretend all right let's go to your tree house naruto come on kids not choji hey no parents this is supposed to be a safe space guys get the out of here hey sport what the hell why don't we go play catch naruto these are playboy what's playboy play man whenever you play girl do you have like video games do you have a nickelodeon wall stars yo i heard the game's sick they're adding hue neutron yeah before jimmy neutron that's crazy he deserves it that doesn't seem safe to stand up there everywhere wow god no that's terrible captain eleven the guy from ben 10. yeah it's awful so why do you play it what's this rope oh my god yo guys get up here this is not dangerous at all for a bunch of kids you can't find this don't tell him don't don't tell him he's gonna freak out weight limit [Music] jojo you gotta get down don't worry oh my god i recently joined hoa i'm here to test the [Laughter] the first time she called cps on you wait wait not though your parents aren't here you can tell us about how your parents abuse you sometimes when they get really angry and upset work is really hard they take it out on me and they blame it on me because i have a fox inside of me apparently that's a lie what yeah that's a lie what do you mean your parents work your mom's a stay-at-home mom yeah your dad's hokage that's not a real job like being a youtuber is that a real job okay remember those words okay remember them i said i was okay i didn't say i have a job i don't think to get too difficult i sometimes get up here and ponder onto this rope and think a lot well what i should do with the rope jump rope yeah oh my gosh she's doing it like this yeah like that what are you gonna do about it i have bruises everywhere around my body you want to see i'll take off my shirt uh no you can keep your shirt on naruto it's okay good thing my pants off to you i'm potty trained are you yeah i've only peed my pants this many in this month is that one or two i can't tell you know maybe you should show us your bedroom you know a kid's room can really say a lot about them yeah let's go shopping you've been waiting to say that haven't you oh yeah yeah thank you thank you and i told that to shut up you said that yeah i did you know what i would mean to tell them i said hey mr yamanaka oh hey there kakashi you said i said um i'm just here to set up a play date between your son and my daughter but can you do that over the phone hi there sport no you had one of those is that really all you're ever going to say to me irizan why are you still wearing that you're not hokage anymore here's the chairman of the cps i'm here to evaluate if you don't need a new adult supervisor of course he's oh my god what'd you see so many kids down there uh i gotta go you got a comfy couch oh is she comfy isn't it who knows what if i sit next to you you're on my ankle get the heck off you wait look at those legs come on if your ankles are broken you can't walk away okay oh yeah let's go upstairs to my room yeah my parents wanted a girl yeah we did pretty girlish i'm gonna suck my dad too hey there's sports did you have trauma in your life because your parents always wanted a girl yeah made me dress up like one oh we're gonna make him turn into one that's child abuse we're gonna turn him into one yeah daddy takes me to the basement and makes me call him daddy okay what else would you call him hey what's this thingy on the wall if i press it what's going on back here nothing oh my gosh what's up what the is this guys nothing nothing you guys got a whole sewer down here this is the place where we go to play you brought my brother here once you have a brother i used to i know the real problem here it's kushina she's going crazy well it's pr it's cause of you though i know the problem he's the fastest ninja in the planet meaning he's so fast in bed he can't please you man what a drag what is this place it's his birthday did you forget yeah you said it was cps it's both that's not a holiday what should we do first shooting [Music] [Laughter] oh nothing everything seems fine here the hell i'm clearly a favorite everything seems fine i just need you just two to sign these papers saying that we came by and uh and that everything's fine though right yeah yeah the bill will be in the middle soon though okay gotcha just saying name i think naruto has a good life here kakashi yeah naruto just be grateful at least you have parents yeah i don't know he doesn't are you guys delusional this place is up all right there's a difference between that him and you all right just because you have white privileged parents all right not everyone all right just because he grew up in the trailer park yeah i'm trailer trash your dad's basically president wait this place is disgusting there's a black man there oh this is terrible okay no no we're taking you we're taking you two out of here yeah well stay like mallet cheats into this house get put your hands behind your back hands behind your back all right now now bend over kushina all right come on sakura sasuke i'll take you guys home you too shikamaru come on i'm taking you home but i wanted to use something dude listen all right in about 10 years your dad's gonna die so you gotta spend as much time with him as you can yeah well yours are going to die in oh wait yeah your dad doesn't love you you're not smart enough whoa legendary oh my gosh i i bought your new book poo squad it's pretty good may take forever to release chapters it's two people man about my new manga yeah do you know where you can read it say it out loud at fizzypoo.com for free chapter one and two available now physical copies coming soon what what if i use my shadow possession on the third you think he'll move his hands don't you remember he used the reaper death seal so he couldn't use his hands anymore i couldn't use anything he died all right [Music] you

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Id: I4Q2prAKtv4

Length: 13min 53sec (833 seconds)

Published: Mon May 16 2022