What If Sasuke's Parents Never Died?! (naruto vrchat)

don't spit on him he likes that oh listen he's plotting to take over the hiddenly village why don't you just say dad he's your dad you don't say call your dad by his first name hey guys kakashi here remember i was i was definitely hello god remember that anyways i just wanted to let you guys know reminder just to like and subscribe because we are on the final stretch to the road to 1 million subscribers so if you're not subscribed please subscribe because i can see that a large percentage of you who watch aren't subscribed enjoy the video all right cps we're back for a new mission yes this time we heard sasuke's parents are at risk of being killed by somebody within oh my god i think it's hitachi well we can't be throwing allegations that's definitely attaching hey i wouldn't be too sure about that i was his captain in the ombu he's a good kid he'd never do anything bad anyways let's go meet sasuke's parents oh we're already inside sasuke sasuke where are you honey where's the food for a beat your ass oh my goodness it's over here hey fugaku and uh woman mom mommy the the magical juice came out of my pee pee again [Laughter] oh hi guys hey sasuke we're here hi cps is here for what because we're here for an investigation we're pbs ppa yes i love that we're pbs we're pbs kids these are my friends dad one of these days i'm gonna be strong stop hurting sasuke big brother daddy he beat me again don't worry sasuke soon check my forehead okay soon what why don't you go in the other room and braid your hair again is this this is not a sandwich we don't have anything else this is just a green ball like what how did you get your ass to work then go to the store and get some bread i'm not waiting all day for my grilled cheese sandwich sandwich yeah where's our sandwiches maybe your room would be a safer place to talk no i want a sandwich right now hold up that's your mother i'm leaving right in you guys are acting like little sakura hi itchy [Laughter] um guys should we be worried about some domestic abuse let's go up to your room sasuke come on but i have to make sure mama's okay sometimes daddy can play a little rough oh my god he's so dreamy a little blind girl i can see you ah just kidding kakashi that was all a part of our our play we are actually a loving family look seriously you saw it there is real all right we're just pretending yeah yeah yeah all right well hey enough of that not yet all right you guys hang out in sasky's room uh let us know if you need a refreshment not a sandwiches though we are out of bread we weren't kidding about that come on honey let's go come on now that was a good prank daddy don't forget to keep it down we can hear the bed please help me guys like i really i need to get out of here oh you're so playful still going along with the joke uh your acting needs better acting needs better you need better dieting is better shut up yeah i found some great information the computer's not turned on hinata i think we figured it out what fukaku is not the real dad he has brown hair it says wiki how how to get away from your abusive family sasuke what is this over here what is this little shrine and why is your toothbrush here oh this is where i come wait that's it coming what no that's it the toothbrush helps me clean i don't get syphilis why is there an apple sauce case come sit on the bed i got something important to tell you i mean i'll sit on it but i don't have to come this might be hard for you but we've gotten word that somebody's planning on killing your family oh my mama and dada yeah and the rest of you big brother oh no do you know who it is no that's why we're here are we thinking somebody on the inside oh my gosh i don't know who could be kaka sensei who could be strong enough to kill the uchihas itchy who could be strong enough to kill these i'm sad about what you do soon no you're not you have no emotional attachment to these people don't you like sasuke yeah yeah but you're an already older hotter version of sasuke yeah i like you i'm going to make sasuke happy you are i don't think she should make you happy i think you're going to make him miserable for the rest of his life now he'll find peace when he's like 30. unburden him from this family that's a tattoo weird way of looking at it we need to have a talk for this investigation come with me i haven't have a little something set up what the [ __ ] is going on down here i thought you guys were going to be in sasuke's room longer buddy oh i get it you're role playing because you're the king uchiha uh yeah she totally wasn't about to go down in my nutsack hold on kakashi he's the leader of the uchihas but he has brown hair he's a browner he's not one of us he's not a real uchiha he's an outsider brown hair red eyes that's true all right but we still got a question itachi itachi come in here i i set up a little little chair for you take a seat what the heck you can't help me though you're still here yeah you're a good guy you might be asking about the infrastructure the third hokage built this a long time ago he hasn't used it anymore no one is asking about the infrastructure guys can we just talk about the economic state of the world right now we are we're kind of yeah we are all right what is this how you been how you been buddy it's been a while remember we were in the abu together i was your captain i remember life hasn't been that great actually yeah got any special orders from the third hokage recently like his door dash order did you pick that up uh actually it was just a water no the third hokage orders it to toss a salad what the [ __ ] is troy wow soccer you're kind of hotter now am i hotter now no this is not turning into troy's harry potter video change back we know what you're up to what yeah i don't know anything here's the thing sasuke cover your ears we know you're trying to kill your family but we don't want sasuke to know and we're not going to do anything to stop you listen to me oh my god stop this all right they are abusing my little brother wait no they're not they're not doing anything to him yeah i like it lost if we're not going to do anything to stop it why are we here for video i think we did our job well at least he's honest another successful mission for pps we do nothing no this hasn't been successful yet we haven't been going on long enough to make it to a 10 minute video yet kakashi no attaching you listen to him i have intel vital information don't spit on him he likes that oh listen he's plotting to take over the hiddenly village why don't you just say dad he's your dad you don't say call your dad by his first name he's no longer my father i don't consider him that he he plots to destroy the leaf village and take over with the rest of uchihas i can't let that happen he's lying i mean you could let it happen you gotta look at the bigger picture okay so the leaf village is bigger than uchiha why don't you start speaking in words instead of your damn dirty lies huh can you say it in fortnite terms yeah i don't understand he's cranking 90s uh um my dad wants to catch a dub and i'm trying to stop him oh so what he's saying is do chihas are trying to put the renegade raider back in the shop which would make it not rare anymore yes all right you can get up we need to question your parents oh hey everyone oh hey i got a new girlfriend wait you guys found my room honey they found our sex chair um take a seat but i'm usually the one that's telling her to do that sit down hope you use protection i'm not taking care of that baby honey we're about to have a good time no i'm not gonna suck you off what the damn it why are we here then we have an investigation and first off can i can i see that can i see that miss all right i need to your wife can't be here for this conversation so power button all right let me press the button to do the dishes wait honey come back oh my gosh come back man i need one of those so fugaku have any political plans for the leaf village coming up he's lying not planning a little a little coup d'etat so you're not planning to take over you're not planning on killing that old man who's in office i don't know who you're talking about you don't know who the heck is please you know i saw the third hokage walking up some steps and he fell over i heard he can't speak right either you know i wouldn't blame you if you wanted to take him out of office yeah that guy's a real piece of work he's lying kakashi i've seen it with my shotting gun put him under my kenjutsu he revealed to me everything your own son using your clan's powers against you what wait what i'm not revealing myself to him he has all of his tricks written on his wiener checkpoints did that too all right all right mrs uchiha take a seat oh yes please honey come on we only have one chair okay mom um he's bouncing on there mrs do you feel safe at home um quivering in her boots her shivers are timbered what's your husband planning i don't know anything he just beats me all the time oh she likes it what you guys are bdsm son did you think we'd have this chair for no reason i'm gonna go crane out no no sasuke you need to be here for this all right come in here you need to be here and here for what's about to happen i can't cook up nothing this is nobody here what what buddhism please you don't have to you don't have to kill me all right i've loved you but what you're doing is wrong oh stop you're going down a path i cannot follow okay the sexual tension between my dad and brother right now sasuke i'll listen to you what do you want me to do big brother yes my dad should go down happy oh damn don't do it he's been the problem i knew it he couldn't handle reality you should have stayed inside of your mom wake up to reality sasuke don't do it father i'm willing to overlook this have heavy promise to never again betray the hiddenly village that was easy sweet is that good enough yeah another victory for the people yes let's go ahead another successful time traveling mission we didn't worse than death well dad's not dead either he just busted really hard and knocked out you know you ever you ever knock out after a fat nut [Music] [Laughter] oh kids you about ready to go home guys yeah but my husband still beeps me is there anything you can do about it oh that's above our pay grade come on boys we can't do that i'm ready another successful day for pps kids you need to go back to the hokage office you're right you

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Length: 13min 23sec (803 seconds)

Published: Fri May 27 2022