What Do You Hate About Your Cultural Stereotype? (r/AskReddit)

what's the one thing about your cultural stereotype you hate the most I'm only half Asian everyone copied off of me from tests entire class got ID I like the implication that you're bad at tests because you're only half asian the NZ half ought me that we flick shape the Welsh are fought me that we flick shape Asians are geniuses people always come up to me looking for help on their homework and whatnot even though I have not a clue what the frick I'm doing either you need to use it in your favor to get sexual favors in return drunkenness Irish I can have a drink without getting peed like exactly I went on holiday and this girl insisted that she went and got drunk with me she also asked if I had seen any leprechauns redhead here people always ask or the carpet matches the drapes but were not all interior designers German here I hate it when people say we have no humour it's not funny as a German living in Australia I have made it my goal to eradicate tired old German stereotypes something I'm doing with brutal efficiency Italian American male I hate that everyone thinks I have mother issues because it makes it harder to hide the fact that I have mother issues my dad's side of the family is Italian and I like to think he didn't fit any stereotype and then I remember he lived with his mother until he was 32 living in Oxford England some people often assume I am very clever intelligent because of the famous university I am a and it really gets on my tee when people start asking me about what course I'm doing I work part-time at a subway say you're at Brookes explains everything for Germany later Hosen and Bavaria no offense to Bavaria though but it's like having Texas represent all of America another German that thinks Bavaria is our Texas can confirm it is I am Bavarian as a Somali I'd just like to add that were not all frickin Pirates Indians rarely eat curry we often use the spices used to make Korean dishes but it's rare that we eat a dish that most people consider curry now people do unfortunately sometimes smell like curry assuming I like math because I'm Asian I don't like IT I love IT as a Chinese person we don't just all coincidentally look the same okay I mean a lot of hard work and cloning research went into that as you would understand if you just wait until exigency planet - one comes to global fruition geez I'm Irish and I hate that leprechaun accent I can handle the other stereotypes that we all live on farms wearing Aran sweaters and eating potatoes with a pint of Guinness however the cartoon accent that goes along with it just riles me up a lot Tom Cruise in far and away no Irish person has ever said top o the mornin to ya yet I live in England and people don't believe I'm Irish cos I have a mild Dublin accent and to be sure to be sure means to be absolutely certain for example will you check the door is locked just to be sure to be sure we caught the sheep first well I've never a gentleman from Wales the machismo I love my family but dang they can be annoying I am a man that likes to help my wife clean and I sometimes enjoy cooking for myself when I get out of work but I know that the rest of my family hates it when they see me doing things like washing dishes when my mom is visiting and she sees me doing bushes after work she will make passive-aggressive jokes about how the gender roles have changed in that what I was doing would be a poor reflection of my wife in her days my dad is normally quieter but when he gets with my uncles and drinks he once threw about teaching my wife respect and how I have to tell her what to do so she can be a good house this comes hand-in-hand with how hardheaded and old she'll the culture can be they refused to change and see things in a new light our way is the way it's been done for generations so it has to be the only way if you had not guessed if I'm Mexican but I doubt we are the only race that experiences this behind your back they call you mandolin if my family is anything to go by half Scottish and half mohawk I'm descended on both sides from savages who ran screaming and make it not be English there is nothing about my stereotypes that I dislike as an English guy I hate how people think we always drink tea I only drink one or two cups a day and my dad only drinks for tea is good though as a Canadian I hate when people think the upper part of my head is separated from my body and is just flying over it when I'm talking I'm not your Buddy Guy as a mid class white girl in America don't think I can't even because in fact I can as an American I don't like that people assume we are all fat gun-toting buttholes of wear white socks I wear black socks guys black on this is America they are called african-american socks Hawaii that all locals are unintelligent and hate white people true there are a lot of people like that here but not nearly as bad as it once was it's gotten to the point where if you do good in school people will say you errant a real Hawaiian tongue in Samoan even more infuriating to me is the way some local people here act about how blood percentage is more important than actually learning and living the culture my Hawaiian language teacher for all four years of high school who taught me everything I knew about Hawaiian language in the culture is only a quarter Hawaiian she told me that like a lot of her kumis had very little Hawaiian blood as well and then there's those who have completely forgotten what it means to spread a spirit of Aloha who constantly brag about their bloodline it really annoys me that a lot of people don't even try to learn about their own culture and ancestors as a white person I hate when people assume I burn easy I'd have to go outside for that to happen white South African people deciding that I must be racist because I am a white South African which is just so racist I'm from upstate New York oh I love New York City no upstate New York like Buffalo oh how close is that to New York City you wouldn't believe how many people think that New York City and New York State are the same thing that we Brits love to cue it's not that we love to cue it's that we hate it if you don't cue black woman here misconceptions are that I am ghetto intractable and a baby mama funny thing is that I cannot sing or dance to save my life I listen to alternative and classic rock not Lil Wayne I cannot work at all American white chick I don't like pumpkin spice lattes I do participate in yoga pants wearing though I'm getting a pumpkin spice latte in my yoga pants today at Target I've been looking forward to it all weekend as a Swiss I'm not sure how to feel about the neutrality stereotype I'm Jewish and I hate the stereotype that Jewish people are very stingy because I'm very stingy myself but I hate that I can't just be stingy without people saying oh it's because you're Jewish why can't I save money without confirming a stereotype I hate that Canadians are stereotyped as being so polite and nice we have our share of nice and friendly people especially rural II but no more or less than any other Western nation Vancouver here this place is filled with dong heads being labeled as extremely lazy at stealing everyone's job I've never understood that outer Mexican no no no you're not understanding the lazy ones are lazy and the ones that steal jobs are here to steal jobs two different types of Mexicans but both hated by Americans American ones have been tackled so as a Jew we are not all lawyers doctors and bankers some of us are in Hollywood damn it as an American that I'm stupid and Republican or that my whole family is overweight and acts like honey boo boo as a German that I'm a Nazi and always speak angrily as an American I don't agree with most of the crap my country does as a southerner I don't hate anyone and I don't like all of my food fried I was with you until the fried food part black people can only talk abou niché's heck even blacks hold up that stereotype I get criticized from both ends white people you don't sound black black people you sound white ugh Romanian here most people will think that I will do one of two things steal their wallet or steal their job first not everyone comes to the West just because people have more money in their wallets as if only we have feeds that move to another country and second if a person that comes from a crappy second world form a communist Eastern Bloc country that most times speaks basic English has no connections to give references and needs to live in a crap household is more desirable than you are to an employer than make yourself desirable just ask Russia for gold back no I'm not a sleeper agent of Isis I'm a Somali Arab American as a Jew one no I'm actually just middle-class - no I'm only off slightly above average intelligence 3 no I actually think Israel and Palestine need to sort out their own crap and I hate Chinese food as a gay I'm not a flamin hairdresser who keeps cologne bottles in his butthole I'm a regular sports watchin guy who keeps beer bottles in his butthole no I don't live in a casino or in a wigwam oh and ask me if I have reservations about something again and I'm going to knock your teeth down your throat and maybe take your scalp soo as a black man I hate that people think we grow up without our dads I didn't grew up with my dad but he's a sucker anyway Greek people are supposed to be the embodiment of extraversion according to stereotype it is literally impossible for a Greek to not go out every night we all gather up at cafes in the evening and go clubbing at night and we go to sleep at 6:00 in the morning we're ordinary people who live in a country that greatly supports nightlife that doesn't mean all of us are social owls Oh also since the crisis started the stereotype has been born that we Greek people are lazy himself entitled and we borrow money from EU and waste it in private jets and crap your motherfrakkers need to distinguish between the average Greek citizen and the Greek politicians who magicked all the money we borrowed away back in the 80s and 90s when not lazy we're just as hard-working as you the only difference is that for all our hard work our country still comes out with no money in the bank because of the aforementioned politicians please as a Turk when people get up in my business and ask why Istanbul is no longer Constantinople it got the works because people just liked it better that way stop asking Sweden no our society is not so peaceful and perfect as you think they hide the ghettos just outside the bigger cities so that people from other countries can come to the capital city and see the beautiful whatever but take the train 20 minutes in any direction and you will see another side of Sweden multi culture mashup extremely high drug and crime rate my parents are from Germany no they are not Nazis stop saying French are suave handsome delicate nice smelling friendly intelligent hard worker disciplined creative compassionate and humble it's not always the case not all French are like me I think you might be slightly off on the actual French stereotype you've been visited by the good sleep dog oh like within the next four seconds and you will be blessed with cozy and restful sleeps if you are new to the channel you can subscribe I publish new videos every day until then check out another video or don't either way have a great day you magnificent people [Music]

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Id: LO_iFoalroo

Length: 12min 46sec (766 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 03 2019