Weekend Update: New Dick’s Sporting Goods Store & Taylor Swift Re-Records Album - SNL

OPENING A NEW EXPERIENTIAL STORE WITH ROCK WALLS AND INDOOR WELLNESS SPACE. UNFORTUNATELY THEY'RE CALLING IT HANDS ON DICKS. >> AND TAYLOR SWIFT HAS RERECORDED HER ALBUM "FEARLESS" WHICH SHE FIRST WROTE WHEN SHE WAS 18. IF I PUBLISHED THINGS I WROTE WHEN I WAS 18, I'D BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY. >> AND HIS CHARACTER MEDIA IS PART OF HIS ENOUGH FRANCHISE, THE AVERNGERS. >> THE HOUSE WHERE LIZZIE BORDEN MURDERED HER PARENTS HAS BEEN BOUGHT FOR $2 MILLION AND WILL BE TURNED INTO A BED AND BREAKFAST, WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH THE DAY'S INN. >> THE CDC IS WARNING ABOUT A SALMONELLA OUTBREAK FOR BIRD FEEDERS. ANOTHER DANGER FOR THOSE EATING OUT OF BIRD FEEDERS. >> THE PUBLISHERS OF THE CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS BOOK SAY IT PROMOTED PASSIVE RACISM, WHICH IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED A GUY CALLED CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS TO GET CANCELLED FOR. >> STARBUCKS HAS ANNOUNCED AN ECO FRIENDLY PROGRAM CALLED BORROW A CUP IN WHICH CUSTOMERS RETURN THEIR CUPS SO THEY CAN USE IT AGAIN. AND DUNKIN' DONUTS PLANS TO COMPETE BY NOT DOING THAT. >> A WOMAN BROKE INTO A MAN'S HOUSE, STRIPPED NAKED AND SLEPT IN ONE OF HIS BEDS. THE MAN CALLED THE POLICE WHEN HE REALIZED THE WOMAN WAS NOT ATTRACTIVE.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 2,131,381

Rating: 4.9321194 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, season 46, snl 46, weekend update, weekend update snl, weekend update Saturday night live, colin jost, Michael che, trump, election 2020, joe biden, Donald trump, snl news, Saturday night live news, kamala harris, tiktok, Pfizer, moderna, covid-19, coronavirus, covid-19 pandemic, tyler perry, madea, will.i.am, face mask, Georgia, restaurant, dick’s sporting goods, starbucks, borrow a cup, eco-friendly, dunkin donuts, Disneyland, sneezy, lizzie borden, s46, s46e17

Id: jST_bwbsA6s

Length: 2min 18sec (138 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 10 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Snickels14]

And a super tasteful one at that!

[u/thesnowqueen89]

lol hands on dick’s

[u/Inmywildestdreams13]

I saw this earlier and was so excited/nervous - i adore SNL, but I was also worried they’d maybe say something about how they think they sound the same, so I was kinda glad about that - but when the title of the segment on YouTube mentioned her, I definitely didn’t expect a one line joke! 🤷‍♀️ Oh well though, the rest of the episode was great, so it’s no big deal! : )

[u/[deleted]]

funny Taylor jokes -- I love to see it. G&G writers: take notes

[u/iJeffwuh]

Love it. Weekend Update is the only thing worth watching on SNL

[u/orange_outlaw22]

I saw that! I still need to watch it lol