- HBO is starting production
of season two of its critically acclaimed
series "True Detective." Here with their thoughts
are the stars of season one, Matthew McConaughey
and Woody Harrelson. [cheers and applause] - All right, all right,
all right. - Hello, Colin.
Thank you for having us. - Buenos tardes,
el Josto. - Now, Matthew, I'm a big fan
of "Interstellar." - "Interstellar's"
a big fan of you. Because at the end of the day,
we're all interconnected, 'cause time is
a flat circle. Future, present,
"Ghosts of Girlfriends Past." - Well, they're starting
season two, and I gotta say, we're gonna miss you guys on
the series, you know. - Oh, that's nice of you,
Colin. We always knew it was gonna be
a one and done situation. - Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Can't go on and on
till the break of dawn. 'Cause we are
creatures of the night. Vampires.
[hisses] [sucks air] Bloodsuckers. When the cock crows... [crows] [imitates explosion] Dust in the wind. [imitates wind blowing] - I couldn't have said that
better myself, Matthew. - I don't think anyone could
have said it like that. Now, you two have been friends
for a long time. Is that why you decided
to do the show together? - Yeah, yeah, I love
working with Matthew. He really goes for it. I mean, he insisted on running
his lines fully nude. - You got to. - Yeah. He ate lunch fully nude. - Just open, freer. - And he even acted
fully nude. They had to CGI clothes
on him. - It's amazing.
It's true. It's true. - Wait, does that help
your process or...? - What are actors, CoJo? Truth finders, answer getters. How many licks does it take till
you get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
[crunches] Three. How do I know? The owl told me. Hoo-hoo. - What owl? - Exactamundo. - Do you have any advice for Vince Vaughn
and Colin Farrell, the new cast of
"True Detective"? - Well, those guys are
great actors. - Mm-hmm. - They'll be fine,
but rule number one, trust your costar. - Amen, brother. - Yeah, this man took me
on a journey. Two roads diverged,
and me and Matthew didn't take either one. - Exactly right. Because we... [whizzing] Travel by zip line. Brothers in battle.
The Luigi to my Mario. I find a mushroom...
[whooping] Now I'm big
and he's spitting fireballs. [humming]
Do do do do do do Do do do do do do [humming] Pop on the turtle's back,
send him into the abyss. I guess white men
can jump. - [laughs] both: All right, all right,
all right. - Matthew McConaughey
and Woody Harrelson, everyone. - This man's
my soul mate! - For "Weekend Update,"
I'm Colin Jost. - I'm Michael Che.
Good night! [lively music] [cheers and applause]
