Wolf Of Wallstreet Matthew McConaughey [FULL SCENE] [HD]

thank you what can I bring for you on this glorious afternoon well Hector here's the game plan you know bring us two Absolut martinis you know I like them straight up and then precisely 7 and 1/2 minutes after that you gotta bring us two more then 2 more after that every five minutes until one of us passes the [ __ ] out what strategy sir I'm good for with water for now though thank you it's his first day on Wall Street this job cocaine and hookers my friend right I gotta say I'm incredibly excited to be a body firm I mean the clients you have absolutely taught the clients your only responsibility is to put meat on the table you got a girlfriend I'm married I have no wife her name's Teresa Chu cuts here congratulations thank you think about Teresa name of the game move the money from your clients pocket into your pocket right but if you can make a client's money at the same time it's advantageous everyone whom correct no number one rule of Wall Street nobody ok if you're Warren Buffett or if you Jimmy Buffett nobody knows if the stock is gonna go up down sideways or in [ __ ] circles least of all stockbrokers it's all a Fugazi you know well ok Z it's a fake it's a y'see it's a woozy it's a fairy dust it doesn't exist it's never landed it is no matter it's not on the elemental chart it it's not [ __ ] real stay with me mm-hmm we don't create [ __ ] we don't build anything well so if you got a client who bought stock at 8:00 and announced it's at 16 and he's all [ __ ] happy he wants to cash in liquidate take his book that money and run home you don't let him do that okay cuz that would make it real right no what do you do you get another brilliant idea a special idea another situation another stock to reinvest his earnings and Venza and he will every single time cuz they're [ __ ] addicted you just keep doing this again and again and again meanwhile he thinks he's getting [ __ ] rich which he is on paper but you and me the brokers we're taking home cold hard cash via Commission [ __ ] right it's incredible Sam I can't tell you how excited I am you should be there's two keys to success in the broker business first of all you gotta stay relaxed yeah you jerk-off Boyd Boyd jerk-off yeah the actor Caulfield how many times a week like three people for three or four times maybe I bump those numbers out those are rookie numbers in this racket I myself I jerk off at least twice a day Wow once in the morning right after I work out and then once right after lunch really okay I want to that's not why I do it I do cuz I [ __ ] need to think about you you're dealing with numbers all day long decimal points high frequencies bang bang bang [ __ ] digits it all very acidic above the shoulders mustard [ __ ] mm-hmm I wake some people out mm-hmm right you got to feed the geese to keep the blood flowing I'll keep the rhythm below the belt done this is not a tip this is a prescription trust me if you don't you will fall out of balance split your differential and tip the [ __ ] over or worse yet I've seen this happen implode no I don't want to implode sir no no you don't I'm in it for the long run you know yeah implosions are ugly yeah pop off to the bathroom work one out anytime you can and when you get really good at it you'll [ __ ] be stroking it you'll be thinking about money second key to success in this racket is this little baby right here it's called cocaine right it will keep you sharp between the ears it'll also help your fingers dial faster and guess what that's good for me yes sir revolutions you follow well illusions keep the clients on the fares will mangos the park is open 24/7 365 every decade every goddamn century you bet lemme see ya oh how the money comes in the braid comes to town going down Broadway it's a one-way street whichever way I go

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Id: wM6exo00T5I

Length: 5min 59sec (359 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 24 2014