>> LAST NIGHT, PRESIDENT TRUMP
RECEIVED A MEDICAL EVALUATION ON FOX NEWS
HERE TO GIVE A SECOND OPINIO IS "WEEKEND UPDATE'S" RESIDENT
MEDICAL EXPERT DR. WAYNE WEKNOWDIS.
>> HELLO, DOCTOR HELLO, DR. WEKNOWDIS
YOU ARE HIGHLY RESPECTED IN YOUR FIELD.
>> YES, WEKNOWDIS. >> SO THANK YOU FOR HELPING MAKE
SENSE OF THIS, BECAUSE HAVING A TELEVISED MEDICAL EXAM IS HIGHLY
UNUSUAL. >> YES
WE DO KNOW DIS >> YEAH, SO ON FOX, TRUMP
ANSWERED SOME QUESTIONS FROM A DOCTOR
>> WE KNOW DIS >> TRUMP WON'T SAY IF HE HAS A
NEGATIVE TEST YET. >> WE DON'T KNOW DIS
>> HE MIGHT TECHNICALLY STILL BE CONTAGIOUS.
>> WE KNOW DIS >> HE'S STILL SO GOOD, HE SAID,
I MAY BE IMMUNE. >> WHAT IS DIS
>> NOW HE'S HOLDING RALLIES. >> WHO DOES DIS?
HE DO DIS. WE HATE DIS.
WE KNOW DIS. >> I'M SORRY, DR. WEKNOWDIS.
>> YES >> ARE YOU SAYING WE KNOW THIS
OR ARE YOU SAYING YOUR LAST NAME
>> OKAY, YES WEKNOWDIS IN GREEK IT TRANSLATES
TO, WE KNOW THIS, LIKE, WE ARE AWARE OF THIS.
>> OKAY. OKAY, YEAH
I THINK I GOT IT. >> UH-HUH.
>> SO IS THERE A RISK OF TRUMP INFECTING MORE PEOPLE NOW THAT
HE'S GONE BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE?
>> OKAY, VERY COMPLICATED. HOW -- HOW CAN I SAY THIS SO YOU
CAN GET IT A ROOM HAVE AIR, RIGHT
WE KNOW DIS. AND EVERYBODYHAVE A NOSE, WE
KNOW DIS EVERYBODY'S FACE, IT HAVE A
HOLE EVERYBODY GET THE VIRUS.
WE KNOW DIS. >> UH-HUH.
>> WE KNOW DIS. >> OKAY, WE KNOW THIS, YEAH.
NOW TRUMP DID SAY HE'S GOING TO GIVE THE COVID DRUG HE GOT TO
EVERYONE WHO NEEDS IT FOR FREE IS THAT POSSIBLE OR TRUE
>> NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY A LITTLE MORE
OKAY ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, TRUMP IS CLEARLY ITCHING
TO GET BACK ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL, AND I'M WONDERING, NOW
HE'S PLANNING TO HOLD A RALLY IN FLORIDA ON MONDAY.
IS IT SAFE FOR HIM TO GO TO FLORIDA?
>> WE DON'T KNOW DIS >> BECAUSE HE STILL MIGHT BE
CONTAGIOUS >> NO, JUST BECAUSE FLORIDA,
SEEM LIKE A FREAKY PLACE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STOPPING BY, DOCTOR --
>> OH WAIT, NO, NO, NO WHILE I'M HERE, I HAVE TO GIVE
YOU AN EXAM. >> OH, THAT'S OKAY -
>> I'VE GOT TO TAKE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE -
>> THAT'S OKAY, DOCTOR I'M IN AMAZING SHAPE
>> WE, WE KNOW DIS GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY.
>> OKAY, THANK YOU >> BLOOD PRESSURE.
[ SQUEAKING BLOOD PRESSURE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WE DON'T NEED TO DO THIS.
♪ NOB NOB NOB BING BING BANG BANG BING BING THOSE ♪
♪ BLOOD PRESSURE ♪ BLOOD PRESSURE
>> KATE. KATE
ARE YOU OKAY >> I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> OKAY, OKAY. WHAT -- WHAT IS GOING ON
>> I'M SORRY IT'S SUCH A CRAZY TIME
AND THIS IS SOMETHING I STARTED DOING TO COPE.
I HAVE A LOT OF WIGS AND MOUSTACHES AT MY DISPOSAL.
IT'S A NICE WAY TO ESCAPE. YOU KNOW, REFRESHING TO PLAY A
CHARACTER WHO -- WHO KNOW DIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY, SURE. >> I MEAN, WHO WILL WIN THE
ELECTION WE DON'T KNOW DIS.
WHEN WILL THE PANDEMIC END THIS, WE DON'T KNOW DIS.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE WORLD? WE DO NOT KNOW DIS
[ SPEAKING ] BUT COLIN, THE ONE THING WE DO
KNOW IS THAT -- NO WE DON'T KNOW DIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, LISTEN.
I KNOW IT IS VERY STRESSFUL. I KNOW THIS IS VERY HARD RIGHT
NOW. I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE BEING
VERY RESILIENT ABOUT IT. I KNOW EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T
SEEM GOOD, DON'T WORRY, WE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT, WE CAN DO THIS.
>> WE CAN DO WHAT? >> WE CAN DO DIS.
>> WE KNOW DIS >> DR. WEKNOWDIS, EVERYONE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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This was a funny skit. But the rest of the show was meh.