Weekend Update: Trump Leaves the Hospital - SNL

>>> IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE >> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE. I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST. THIS WEEK WAS MENTAL ILLNESS AWARENESS WEEK AND TRUST ME, WE'RE AWARE. [ LAUGHTER ] PRESIDENT AND ACTIVE BIOWEAPON DONALD TRUMP TOOK HIS DOCTORS HOSTAGE AND BROKE OUT OF THE HOSPITAL LIKE SARAH CONNER IN "TERMINATOR 2. AND I GUESS HE MUST HAVE BEEN IN A COMA AND THOUGHT THE YEAR WAS 2016, BECAUSE HE STARTED DEMANDING HILLARY'S EMAILS AND FOR THE FEDS TO ARREST OBAMA THEN HE RELEASED A SERIES OF ODD VIDEOS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE WHICH STARTED LIKE THIS. >> PERHAPS YOU RECOGNIZE ME, IT'S YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT >> ACTUALLY, I BARELY RECOGNIZE YOU, BECAUSE YOUR MAKEUP ARTIST SEEMS TO HAVE GIVEN YOU THE DOLEZAL. [ LAUGHTER ] ALSO, WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THERE'S A GREEN SCREEN BEHIND YOU? IT'S A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS WHEN YOU GREEN SCREEN YOURSELF INTO THE PLACE WHERE YOU ALREADY ARE. [ LAUGHTER ] IT LOOKED LIKE YOU'RE SHOOTING A COMMERCIAL FOR A STATEN ISLAND WEDDING VENUE. MAKE ALL YOUR ROMANTIC DREAMS COME TRUE AT THE WHITE HOUSE WANT TO DO A BIG EVENT WITH NO MASK THE WHITE HOUSE! >> PRESIDENT TRUMP CLAIMED TO HAVE SURVIVED THE CORONAVIRUS. YAY! I'M NOT GOING TO SAY I'M DISAPPOINTED, BUT IT'S KIND OF LIKE WHEN THERE'S A CAR CRASH AND THE ONLY SURVIVOR IS THE DRUNK DRIVER [ AUDIENCE MOANING ] TRUMP SAID HIM GETTING COVID WAS, QUOTE, A BLESSING FROM GOD. AND I BET EVEN GOD WAS LIKE, "HEY, WE TRIED, GUYS." [ LAUGHTER ] ACTUALLY, MAYBE WE SHOULD BE MORE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THIS I MEAN, THERE'S TWO WAYS WE CAN LOOK AT IT EITHER TRUMP'S TELLING THE TRUTH AND WE FINALLY HAVE A CURE FOR COVID, OR TRUMP IS LYING AND HE'S STILL GOING TO DIE. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT'S A WIN-WIN, BUT IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A LOSE-LOSE. NO >> I ALSO HAVE TO SAY, IT'S AMAZING TO WATCH A GUY HAVE A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE AND LEARN NOTHING FROM IT. IT'S LIKE WATCHING SOMEONE SMOKE THROUGH THE HOLE IN THEIR NECK [ LAUGHTER ] IN FACT, TRUMP IS NOW TRYING TO CONVINCE AMERICANS THAT COVID ACTUALLY MAKES YOU STRONGER, AND THAT IT MADE HIM FEEL BETTER THAN HE DID 20 YEARS AGO SO HE WENT FROM COVID IS A HOAX, TO COVID WILL DISAPPEAR ONE DAY LIKE A MIRACLE, AND NOW HE'S LIKE, ACTUALLY, COVID IS THE MIRACLE AND IT WAS INSIDE OF US ALL ALONG. IF GETTING COVID IS GOOD, HIS SUPPORTERS ARE IN LUCK THIS IS HIM AT A RALLY LAST WEEK WHEN HE HAD CORONA COME ON, LOOK AT HIM HE'S LIKE AN EVIL OPRAH. YOU'RE GETTING COVID, YOU'RE GETTING COVID, YOU'RE GETTING COVID! LOOK UNDER YOUR SEATS, IT'S A VENTILATOR! [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S A DARK SHOW. PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID THAT A THERAPEUTIC DRUG FROM REGENERON, WHICH IS DERIVED FROM STEM CELLS, IS THE CURE FOR COVID, WHICH SEEMED UNLIKELY, UNFOUNDED, IRRESPONSIBLE, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO BUY 1,000 SHARES OF REGENERON BABY JUICE STOCK. I CALL IT BABY JUICE YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF FUNNY THAT THESE OLD REPUBLICANS ARE SO ANTI-ABORTION WHEN IT COMES TO EVERYBODY ELSE, BUT THEN THEY DO A COMPLETE 180 AS SOON AS STEM CELLS CAN SAVE THEIR LIVES OR WHEN I GET THEIR DAUGHTER PREGNANT [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Id: k3lV4BzOVZg

Length: 3min 53sec (233 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 10 2020