We Turned Talisman into a Nightmarish Shrek RPG

talisman basically it's a fantasy rpg where the goal is to claim the crown of kings in the middle of the board important thing along the way and the reason it's called talisman is because there's a place called the valley of fire which is the last space before the crown that you have to have a talisman to enter oh yes i missed everything you said so far did you miss the explanation yeah i was peeing split saying nothing no i didn't say anything thanks smith raw card i got the princess follower give up the two lives for visit hill at the castle and then if i get into the castle i can also sell her no you can what sell seller seller for free gold yep dollar for three that's really good okay get drunk see look this is a sign that i need to drink oh no okay this is a sign oh you got one get drunk and collapse in the corner okay no no the straight katie got her the straight job i can go here i can fight spiff if i want yeah ah but also i have a fun thing for when you land on me you may take the maiden and princess from any character you land on that's if you land on me i think yes yeah it is but still i want to steal your go no i'm going this way wait you can steal someone's maiden yeah that's my ability okay i'm drunk i just got a talisman that's pretty good it's a dragon rage so um manga has to suffer the dragon rage and discard one of her followers if she doesn't have any followers lose one life instead oh my god you pissed off perfect i'm sorry i'm not having this wait what what is making yourself evil here do well i just tell the dragon i'm mean what do you mean i i want to look bad to the dragon at least he has hurt you for a life oh [ __ ] i'm gonna know these songs you're fighting the goblin okay strength is scary psionic blast cast yourself when you're starting to get your combat at your starting craft to your strength until the end of the battle that might be overkill for fighting a goblin but okay [ __ ] smash that goblin yeah you [ __ ] massacred it witness me he got him i think you got him you're okay you've been witness i'd lose too a ghost materializes why roll a dice to something like that and i got a mule that lets me carry four extra objects let's play all the maidens you're gonna acquire i got a mule i got a princess i got a talisman i'm doing pretty good can i ask why those runes are flashing at me can you move there or is it just like no they're red so you can't go yeah i can travel there no you can't because you don't have a boat oh yeah oh oh in order to travel there you have to fight the sentinel oh mango decided to go to the ruins in the center which means in order to get their shield fighting the sentinel so you're you're gonna probably take a point and damage here yeah well nine strength you can click auto lose as a new option he's very strong why did you click on the ruins you knew you were going to keep on the ruins they were red and flashing yeah they looked cool red flashing is danger red flashing is rave you have to watch her when you're like crossing the road like waiting for the green man yeah she keeps throwing herself out in traffic lights mango no that's the car back feet you gotta stop drinking the gin straight uh you know what i'm gonna go to the village and i'm gonna get take care of that ghost come on oh that's good oh so much better [ __ ] you can't do anything else in the village so i just have to end my turn god damn oh is the village basically completely closed the village is closed yeah because you summoned a [ __ ] ghost on top of it roll two dices the scores is equal to or less than your craft you may avoid the portal if it is higher you would teleport to the magic city you're going to the magic oh no you're in the lost city wow that looks dangerous there honestly it's pretty look at you guys going out into the world and going on adventures you gain a talisman i'm getting a talisman from that role oh my god that has a lot of bad spaces that's probably the best one you could have got hey ot uh it's me mister steal your girl wait are you coming to me no don't take my princess she's mine don't steal my girl get [Music] you don't attack me i've got a very powerful spell you don't want to do this you don't really i don't think you have to fight i can't go back uh if i roll up one minute becomes a toad for three turns if i roll a two she loses all strength that's good because you're a wizard okay so mango loses all of her magic abilities no i got a two you'd lose all strength okay okay that's a rough one drag yourself to the point oh you're on the wall nice nice that sucks oh i wrote oh my god he's out for blood choose to take one like when you beat someone in pvp you get to take an item from them i'll be taking that sword now as i'm such a child to see this bad boy i was trying to help our team where did it get me i'm more powerful than ever i hate this game welcome to the shrek timeline where [ __ ] wins no he's actually called [ __ ] just [ __ ] watch look at this what are these rolls kelly i don't know kelly can get one tile away from the pub and then she's just drawn back in yeah but i can't leave the pub okay i love the pub uh honestly it's not that bad to get ones and stuff like that because you can still draw a carrot in the space oh you can just unfortunate that there is a dragon here oh that's kelly's first roll huh i have the power of alcohol on my side oh my god i'm actually amazed get out of here i have to do it kiwa what are you doing wait no kilo's targeting someone isn't that no no i was gonna give fiona back that spell let me take a follower but took it before i could cast it you stream stroll artie's get my girl back so what are you going to do now keith we're going to try and steal my girl okay fine i see how it is i see it is i'm going to use a counterspell oh my god how many spells have been usually one character this is next level yoda is mine you old crotchety hag who am i in this story what's fiona's mom called it's the fairy offers to ferry you to the temple as your next move i'll go to the temple i mean i'm gonna have to say goodbye to go into the city and dropping off the princess but that's fine we'll take it to the end oh and now i'm cut oh you got the hag so the hag doesn't let you have other followers and scares away any other followers you currently have so i've got no money no health i've got this random hack in an abusive relationship who won't let me see anybody else i'm trapped somebody else you tried to get the princess and ended up with a hag oh kelly you can go to the cabin again finally oh my god no don't she's gonna get one one one oh you could go to the temple oh my god look you go to the tavern and then you reach heaven he reached god i need five come on yeah oh wait no there is there is a ghost in the village right now that you may have to fight oh god save it you have to have to clear out the village first right get out of the way oh all right oh she rolled so she couldn't go to the temple oh god for god my chat even told me like 10 times oh this is a disaster i feel lonely should we both hold hands let's hold hands has to fight and go okay battle of the century here let's go oh my god oh my god everything is coming everything's over i have a bird no he's trying to kill you you gotta fight on guard he's cute come on kill we need to actually beat an enemy and oh my oh my god you know what there's no hope there's no point straight too far from the pub if i join kiwa we'll we'll we will we fight i don't want to fight you you will fight if you move on kiwi's place i can't fight you or she heal me it's probably in your best interest to maybe try fighter you do have more strength than her you want to be a peer pressured okay that's fine wow all right straight fight oh oh no your tax score is less than your opponents who are not defeated okay so kilo has a shield now kiwo can't lose look that was the best of both worlds and she lived we're good you know we're standing outside where we're fist bumping after you attacked her and she had the difference because i'm drunk but i did not attack her i never wanted to hurt kimo but it was a mindset he was targeting a player oh oh i'll get random ones get turned into my toes we haven't complicated toxic relationship that's the worst did i gain the strength yeah you gained the strength thanks qrc we love each other but you didn't try the turn you went through a toad yeah no she loves me but she's just buffing me look through this spell discard part oh my god so you get to take a spell that's already been cast and added to your spell so you get to pick whatever you want wait kimo you can steal fiona you wouldn't steal a handbag you wouldn't steal a vhs steal some post-it notes but you would steal a princess did it oh you could try and fight the ghost again you could try liberate the village they've been having a lot of trouble fight that guys i've tried okay fight that's good that's not enough it's not enough thank you you fall in love with her yeah no it's not the dragon and ghost combo have killed you you lose goodbye cruel world i am dead mango's been killed oh my god mango drafts her equipment now i think other people can pick it up if they beat the ghost riding the dragon what are you doing yo are you targeting a player oh cuter's in it man she's about to no no don't not donkey oh my god that's all i have left oh my gosh the entire cast of shrek oh dude donkey's dead don't you just [ __ ] die oh no oh my god you killed donkeys this you may roll one die to accept the quest take one life from another character kill one enemy deliver it slash practice discard a photo okay cool so you get a goal and if you complete it you'll get a talisman one take one life from another country smith has to hurt someone but how could i do that you guys are all so far away is there spells that let me take one life yes there are okay uh mango oh so mango is back to life she just loses her inventory that's how it works for dash oh so she can just go straight back down and try and kill the ghost and venomous dragon i will be i mean it's not too bad if you lose here because like there seems to be good spaces a monster has been defeated oh my god we did it i never thought i'd see the day with her eyes at the castle is he finally selling fiona we're selling the princess no leona nine gold let's go [ __ ] you lord farquaad the [ __ ] is this i'm casting another spell i don't know roller four roller four roll i [Applause] oh you're the worst you're you did you dropped all this stuff so what happened while i was gone keyword died i missed that somehow yeah she was dead yeah she fell down the cliff like a rock on herself how do we get out of this mountain area i don't like it over here anymore okay it looks like we're going for revenge i didn't kill you you're casting oh you're stealing my evade you stole my evade spell good she was out for blood now she's angry i'm angry too to be fair i'm angry i still can't believe i threw a donkey down a ravine i'm a monster well the dice that's really bad [Music] that's really really bad i'm going to re-roll my dice yeah get [ __ ] ghosty boy and two gold yay the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] hidden valley draw free cards oh my god just star foreign let's draw an adventure card it's the devil you are visited by a devil if you're of evil alignment i lose one life a magic vortex absorbs all spells from every character each character spell magical vortex are discarded and an imp yeah teleports you to the forest oh you got sent back out oh that's annoying kiwi wait no kimo why did you do that he was going to be telling me that she legitimately stunned me so i can't leave the ring oh my god kimo you saved me you saved him into a forest oh my god she did save me you saved them wait i love how key words are trying to do evil things and they're all being good so if kimo hadn't done that i'd have gotten thrown back to the outer ring you want to say that time back a ring but you saved him so now he gets to stay really just a guy she's very sweet i wanted to stop him from taking another turn you have a good chance here you're on seven that's unfortunate okay that will need to be re-rolled you can if you re-roll your dice here you have a pretty good chance why didn't why didn't you find out [Applause] again see this is what i mean with the flashing lights right red flashing lights let me die again let me oh no don't die twice look i live to die at this point pestilence ah okay this region lose the light oh my god mango's dead oh mango's dead again how did i die now kelly discovered kelly discovered i can't believe this you know well you know what i did ask for it thank you thank you sorry that i diseased you oh get screwed shaman boy yeah that shaman killed me while he didn't kill me but he heard me shrek did you seriously just say that get right should i say shrek yeah get smashed you can go to the i can go tavern the tavern let's have some alcohol on kelly's behalf please roller six join me go to the temple temple temple please oh my god circle don't forget next turn don't roll your dice i was gonna fight this delete this dragon to get the rune sword but i have to take the hag oh [ __ ] that oh it's just it's just a strength too cold okay i can take this guy yeah that's quite easy you have the room now don't you i get the hag i gotta beat the zella okay he can't go back smash him can't come back [ __ ] you stop rolling sexism wait what oh my god he's the dragon king yeah because perfect i can't beat him oh [ __ ] you guys he's dead goodbye everything you once had at least i lose the hack i'm casting eyes of the hawk uh and then i'm going to choose to move to the same square as mango why and i'm going to beat her up why because it's my quest i will unplug your pc i [ __ ] will that game ends let us fight nerd oh my god [Music] where is my nearest hotel and how can i get there are you taking my gold no i'm taking one of your lives don't worry he's injuring you over your mouth i need i need your blood for my quest he does need your blood yeah my god he's gone quiet she's in my office she's locked the door smith lock the door it's too late she's in i've been told i owe her a hot chocolate that's so awesome oh no they're all on the village oh my god the village is just gonna become even more horrible oh they're in trouble okay the village is just useless no one goes to the village don't go to the village it's like monsters you're getting mugged that poor village all right so i will begin my moves into the planes smith is going for the wind now all right so portal of power you have to choose an ability and you need to roll if the total is equal to or less than your chosen ability move to the plane apparel if it's higher remain here and lose one point from that ability oh my god it's two dice jesus christ now but he did it so he's past the first step of it okay what am i doing so your quest is to give him free gold uh that's a rough one that one's a bit rough for you okay well i can give you one gold you can go to the tavern you're right the tavern i'm never leaving here you can get drunk again how have you rolled somebody you can go to the temple i'm not skipping it this time this is my chance we'll you know how i said i would never leave the pub again i lied okay i'm going to go north to the city hopefully the crypt wait that that's dangerous though swift subtract your strength from the total you roll three dice why are you leaving no i'm going to this i'm going to the crypt this is it don't worry you need to roll a four oh just took me back to the warlocks cave okay cool um this is useless i guess i just fight mango for nothing [Music] i'll take your bag of gold but spiff you have 14 gold why do you need more [ __ ] make that 17 gold i hate everything [Laughter] this is the real final boss oh look i've got a hot guy you see yeah there you go take that hot guy and be don't roll the dice however kelly is being hit by the mobile i spell oh you're the worst i'm fine with this i'm in the pub i'm fine [ __ ] living his best life mango you remember when you when you tried to replace me with this whole guy oh you're going to steal her he's mine he's well done he got princesses can you please get to the end please [Music] evaporated the goblin with my giga song you did it again can i just do you like a string for a dragon or a string five dragon you can reroll it yeah you can you can kill the one on the left though that's a bit better so now you can fight a giant uh or a different dragon or a strength seven dragon there is now a second dragon on this space oh my god so the giant has mounted the dragon and i think you automatically lose but now the frost dragon is going to see whether it permanently removes one of your strengths i think this game should be called auto lose why did you want to play this this is really oh the village is just getting even more screwed does this happen to the village again oh the feelings earlier the village currently has let's just do a roll call it has a sacrificial stone there's a cadorus acolyte and a priestess there's a ghost there's a venomous dragon a gilded dragon a covetous dragon saint george is trying to fight them the dragonfire warlock lives there a shrine priest there's also a dragon charm and tears at what point do you just say the village isn't worded i think it stopped being worth it about 12 turns ago i gotta leave it for dead i can choose to not encounter it but you know what i'm feeling looks so cool oh he's he's at plus two as well that is a problem yeah i have to remove this i have to remove this oh god yes oh my god the spiffing wins game two goals you did it and you got the dragon crown i need one more gold and i've got a trend basketball does nothing does the runes give me a gold i mean i like to draw a card so you might draw something that gives you a gold i've got to be honest oh my god that was the only one she could have drawn you did it you did it she cannot get into the final zone oh my god i love dragons so much discard another object i don't have any objects but i do have my dignity like i would like to get teleported back to the pub please i want to go to the village i don't know what this does let's just there's a plague dragon apparently let's just hope it doesn't summon plague dragons everywhere oh my god it's it's summoned a lot of plague there's dragons on the map now oh my god kiwi first time and that's straight up seven craft that's a trophy right there if you see the red flashing one you can fight that little statue on the left but he's strong but it's our only chance at this point you might have a spell that allows you to just dodge the encounter right you can elaborate i don't know if that will let you pass though come on jan weave dog jan we rolled ice no no no you had to evade you had to evade oh wait what why did he tell me wrong yeah why did you tell me why don't you say raw dice oh sorry try re-rolling no no no no there's no right now it's physically impossible even if you did re-roll because why would you tell me to roll i'm sorry roll and die and fight that many pit fiends with strength for each one by one until you either lose a life or defeat all the pit fiends easy peasy full pip feeds you gotta face four of them it's looking okay let's go forward let's go let's go forward let's go i'm going to steal your ex i need that that's all i have i'm sorry i need it i need the strength that's all i have left it's one or the other what the hell is this ball oh they don't stack i thought they stuck they don't stack i was misowed my holy grail oh we lost the holy grail oh my god how many people have you let on in this game arty i'm sorry that's the board game version we've trusted you oh oh no yeah yes it just works it just works thanks stephen do it again final one final one this is the last one come on smith fight that's a change this is roughly so basically like we're going to keep going until like spiff either wins or dies horribly here uh do i want dragon spirits or do i want to go to the village full of enemies because they're dragging i don't lose oh my god auto loses already an option what a cool role that was yeah well let me try so sorry well you go to the temple and instantaneously die or you can go to the village and instantaneously you're coming to the village urge the village you must launch an assault on the village it needs to be cleansed psionic blocks oh my god her crap she can do [Music] i'm going to use fate to reroll the dice i can get to the village this is the true end game dragonspire the dragonfly are made for the rest of the game roll one down you may add one to the score for each dragon scale in this region for each of each dragon scale you have one to seven stuff at the dragon range of the dragon king eight to fourteen draw a dragon token 15 to 21 move to the plains of peril wait hang a second you can do that straight away because but you have to clear out all of the dragons on the toe if you roll you move to the crown of command 22. that's possible all one of you have to do to win is to get to the spot in the region in the village it's the end of the game now you can win if you click purge the village oh no oh oh my god you was there was a chance there was actually a chance why are they so strong oh my god wait the village has been cleared no no that's not the world that's not the village it is in the region right it was the truth oh my god but it got rid of the spire the village the village is save the village dublin spire burned to the ground but it was worth it i can now use my spell and i can go to the village i can drink again oh my god you could actually navigate them no you were complaining failure about drinking and now you're like going to the village what's it like there's a mystic here i'm going to talk to her oh mystic of the village that has endured so much what sage wisdom do you have for us she's the sole survivor oh she she made me evil you're evil you know what i don't blame them they've given dirt a lot you're evil now this is so common oh my god well done oh yes right and then it's two more turns then i win oh no the dragons are coming back no i gotta keep this land clean yes get up god yeah kill that dragon they lost their morale get out of here dragon this is our land now come on the crown of command do you cast the command spell oh he just literally seeps okay so every turn he rolls if he gets a four five six all everyone on the in the game loses one life wait so the the end game figures just i cast a spell until all of you die that's going to take freshly because kitty were just here are we happy at this point to concede that maybe smith has won considering that we will never get to the crown so on my end right now are we all tuning into your stream [Music] yeah look there's me winning okay you did it swift that was round 41 it normally doesn't go on that long [Music] you

Channel: RTGame

Views: 293,716

Rating: 4.9716043 out of 5

Keywords: RTGame, RT Game, Irish, funny, moments, gameplay, rt game, stream highlights, funny stream highlights, talisman, spiffing brit, kiwo, mango, kelli siren, talisman funny, talisman funny moments, talisman digital edition, talisman shrek, talisman with friends, talisman gameplay, talisman funny gameplay, talisman co op, talisman multiplayer, talisman endings, talisman dragons, shrek talisman

Id: ZzQWDp08Afo

Length: 32min 34sec (1954 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 16 2021