We Raced Across Hawaii And FAILED | Trash Taste Hawaii Special

hello and welcome to another trash taste special guys we got something very exciting because we got our most ambitious special yet oh god oh my god pushing 20 mph yo let's go hell yeah ah Hawaii baby I'm [Music] ready boys we are in beautiful right now on a Hawaiian beach look at this so lovely we are going to be having a gigantic Race Across the main island of Hawaii I can see your dress for the occasion Connor what you going to a gaming convention I didn't have many clothes left okay well don't worry Connor it's your lucky day cuz I have the perfect clothes for all of us to wear today ooh Joey what is this did you make this yourself hell yeah I did we got our very own trash taste Hawaiian shirts now we finally look the Hawaiian y That's why you made a drip company Joey early look at the back man look at the back you got the trash taste logo right there and you guys will be able to get these Hawaiian shirts and a whole lot more by going to the trash taste merch store links in the description more info at the end though and that's great an old Jerry but um what what are those yeah I noticed that what is what is that to get from checkpoint to checkpoint we were given three vehicle choices a golf car a scooter and a Jeep is that even road legal I don't I don't he has a license plate he has a license plate oh my God but in order to decide who got which vehicle we needed a challenge this one being who can open a coconut first oh my God this is so this thing was hard as a rock oh my God I can't when I got my coconut I thought I'm Southeast Asian I know my coconuts I've opened a few ones before I can do this oh wait there a baseball since we looked like we were struggling the producers gave us some tools [ __ ] H wait wait wait I've almost got it I've almost got it oh my God how hard is this thing this isn't what it was like in Smash Brothers I feel like a monkey right this is oh my God oh my God there's got to be a better way than this right I can't do it I L can't do it oh wait uh it's slight cracks hold on hold on hold the other two boys were like using their engineering degrees and trying to do it the Smart Way meanwhile I was just on monkey mode Let's just crack the [ __ ] out of it slow and steady wins the race and I just started like chipping away hoping that there was like a stress point somewhere he's really for the first time in his life actually using his engineering degree come on this is ridiculous did he do it this is impossible Jo's done it let's go how do you break a coconut it's still struggling I'm just stabbing you guys need help you want a baseball bat yes how did you I got it how did you get this I literally ripped it open halfway Joey how did you do it d i d i just [ __ ] went Super Smash Brothers on it guys come on I want to go all right let's go I couldn't actually believe I was the first one to break this coconut so I got to choose first I wasn't prepared for that I'm thinking you know what I want I want a new experience we're in Hawaii right now so I think I'm going to take the golf cart cuz why not what is this this looks [ __ ] I kind of got it I was nowhere near close to Breaking the coconut at all boys you want to hurry up I'm I'm ready to go Joey the golf cart are you stupid I want the giant car I knew Connor was going to pick the truck like there is only one vehicle out of the three that is big enough to fit his entire ego uh I'm going to run you both off the road yeah Connor please try not to kill me on the bike secretly I was so happy I got the scooter have you ever driven the best before no all right but I've never driven a golf cart either so things might go bad so the reason why I went for the golf cart is because I looked at the Vesper and I thought I'm definitely going to get into an accident if I'm driving that thing and I looked at the tank of a Jeep and I thought I'm definitely going to get into an accident with it the golf cart was just right let's do it let's go let's go with our vehicles chosen it was is time for our first challenge well starting them M that is where' the key go where all right hold on how do I drive this where do the key go um so just no that's not it why is there so many buttons I've never seen before how do you start a golf cart the first problem is I cannot uh can't get this started right now uh uh it's got to be somewhere right oh that's the emergency lights oh there we go I'm I'm excited man I got a nice big truck I'm I'm safe I'm ready I feel so intimidated being in front of you right now yeah uh please try not to run me over uh I definitely feel very very uh vulnerable right now look at my scary truck dude I we're going to piss off the lad we're so bad and with that we were off but we soon realized we had no idea where we were going so we started driving but I realized uh we have a map should probably open it so know where I'm going we don't need no map we don't need no map where we're going we challenges what's that I'm wish we're going to win the race that's all that matters I'm sure the challenges won't won't help at any point okay uh this isn't exactly Google Maps this is more like a treasure map we would race from y Kiki to kuaa Ranch stopping at three checkpoints along the way each with unique challenges there are three ways to earn points in the special we will get a maximum of three points if we reach a checkpoint first then two points then one point same again for taking first second and third in every checkpoint Challenge and finally we would get one point for every side quest we completed along the way whoever earns the most points at the end wins the special so there's a bunch of side quests that we can do on the way there uh but considering the route is quite long I think what I'm going to do for this first route is to just get to the checkpoint as fast as I can cuz I'm sure all these other things we can do it along the way so let's do that there's like there's no Poss way I can get lost absolutely no possible way I had one goal in mind when I was first getting on the scooter try not to die so I've never driven a golf cart before let alone on a public road so I had a lot to get used to or that's so I thought but the moment I pressed down on the accelerator this thing just started whizzing around like a Mario Kart golf cart and immediately I was like oh this isn't a vehicle this is just an elaborate toy I wonder how many weird looks I'm going to be getting of like what the [ __ ] is this for I doing like he does realize he's driving a golf cart right all right so we can take this top off let do it the lighting in the car was terrible for the camera it literally just come oh oh [ __ ] I just spilled [ __ ] rainwater on myself I didn't think this thre okay let me so I immediately just took the roof off which was a great idea because it immediately made the car feel 10 times more fun oh [ __ ] [ __ ] this is so stupid there we go we'll do this we'll do this oh I don't like trucks I decided I don't like them this is much nicer this is way better yeah let's do this you know luckily out of all the boys I do have a little bit of scooter experience I have one week of scooter experience so I thought I knew how to turn on a scooter but I had a little bit of trouble if I can drive in Southeast Asia if I can drive a scooter in Southeast Asia I can just drive anywhere right the problem is driving on Hawaii and American roads I kind of need to unlearn some stuff so uh my first thing I have to unlearn is I actually have to follow the traffic rules here I'm not going to try and break every traffic law imaginable fortunately that was easier said than done oh my God uh definitely just committed my first traffic violation there uh I thought because it was green lights I could turn that's not the case that is not the [Applause] case [ __ ] I'm doing it again I'm doing it again oh man I am just breaking every rule possible I am fully embracing my Southeast Asian Heritage right now you know I see a car on the road uh Lanes that's not traffic Lanes that's traffic suggestions oh what's the worst that can happen a car crashes into me I will note cameraman um we do very expensive camera I've never driven on this side of the road before so let's make sure that seat belt's on extra tight I'd say I have no frame of reference for how big this car is this is such a was that us was that was that us the car's so long it's did we hit something okay okay uh the roof sliding [ __ ] I should have thought about that indicators I have to uh put on my indicators I forgot with that's we don't do that at sou stage I'm going to try and do as many side quests as I can before getting to the main quest you know jrpg character right here I'm going to try and be as overpowered as possible going to the final Boss by doing every single side quest so when it comes to Side Quests I do have a couple of strategies I'm going to be going for considering that a lot of them have to do with like buying certain objects I'm going to try and see if we can find like a market or a Mart luckily Hawaii has an all for one unique little uh gift shop Place uh there's actually one across the road there it's called the ABC Mark little did I know the same brain cells strike again wait go G's right there what Joey what are you doing what are you doing I'm com all right let's go all right go go go on we got to go we got to go we got to remember what we need to get what are you doing stop this Smalling radio all right I don't even know if this is a side quest item I need to buy one of the boys a present so let's buy them a present and also let's see there is a lot of side quests [ __ ] out of the way Joey Joey don't don't ruin this me Joey what do you like I'm not that I'm getting it for you or anything but what do what do you like Joey I'll get it for you I'll get it for you a Bugatti can you give me a Bugatti please yeah thank you what do the boys like I don't know what do they like oh perfect hell yeah yeah it kind of likes this right I think you get a present for the boys Connor always wears caps so I'm going to get Connor the most generic tourist hat I can possibly find I know I know my boy Connor Connor loves fruits Connor can't stop talking about fruits so I feel like he needs a pineapple I honestly picked this by random but I feel like Joey would love this no I won't don't don't I won't like it Joey don't listen don't listen Joey buy some tourist clothing okay so we got two in one so I bought to I bought clothing that's pretty touristy and I also got my boys a present I don't have money on me uh can you hold this for a sec I got to run back to uh get my wallet we got a gift for Connor loaded let's go go my wallet I got my wallet there was a McDonald's down there we could just like quickly run to the McDonald's right now and get something let's see that thank you Jesus loves you well then he better bless me on this race spams and rice that's that's going to be Hawaiian right I'm sure it is does that count as shaved dice I I don't think it dos one damn it what is like the most like Hawaiian item that you currently have I got the spam eggs and rice that's what the lady recommended so that's what we're going to do [ __ ] I didn't realize breakfast was like this popular of a meal in Hawaii I don't eat breakfast I went into the McDonald's hoping that there weren't going to be too many people I mean it is fast food after all so I thought I'd just get in there grab my thing and get out but I think the entire population of aahu was in this McDonald's because I Waited For What felt like hours to get myself just a a simple snack dude this thing weighs a ton holy [ __ ] I just made a horrible mistake I I understand road rage now we've we've been filming for like 50 minutes and we've we've gone through like two lights I guarantee even though Connor was in the Jeep he was probably still complaining the whole time are the Red Lights always this long we've been rolling for like 5 minutes this is so long what the hell man this traffic's great huh we stuck behind 20 goddamn years of traffic what's the point of having this massive car if we can't get anywhere how much wind are you getting in that boy you have a tiny window in your car my car is the window maybe you should have picked a real car Joey sound like an off-road imagine not having a gas guzzling car like this ABC Store [ __ ] I said I wasn't going to do side quests but I have the feeling if I don't do them it'll come back to bite me so I'm going to try and do them when we can but there's no parking anywhere I thought that was the whole thing about all the car cultures that we have parking lots everywhere oh there's one here oh [ __ ] can I park here while Conor might be comfortable I don't know how he's going to park this so is this so [ __ ] what a [ __ ] experience this is I'm I'm a terrible Parker by the way I just warning you now what am I doing oh wrong way wrong definitely wrong way like Austin Powers this is so [ __ ] I'm so scared of how big this car is this is like okay let's just run in all right let's let's go in real quick let's try and find a bobble head I was for the life of me trying to remember all of the tasks I had and I pretty much just grabbed everything touristy where are the bubble heads where are the bubbleheads is it Bubblehead no that isn't bubble bubble head where the [ __ ] is the bubble head oh hell yes okay bubbleheads okay I get two I got to get a gift as well let's get a gift let's get a gift um what else was that what else was that we need a hne shirt right triple XL let's do triple XL let's do that let's get Joey a Japanese gift the D on all right let's go let's go and then I harassed the poor clerk to tell me a Hawaiian phrase she did not want to tell me the Hawaiian phrase do you know any uh Hawaiian phrases or words as well what's that any Hawaiian phrases or words Hawaiian like just phrase or a word like any is there any phrases do they say in Hawaii a lot Aloha and Mahalo Mahalo what is Mahalo is thank you thank you okay Mahalo thank you so much hell yeah three challenges let's go oh I got to put I got to actually pay I got to got to actually pay for the things let's get the [ __ ] out of here is there a break on or something why does it feel like that oh the hand bre oh [ __ ] three side quests complete that was really easy as well I think that was a smart move G easily could have stopped there as well so if he didn't do that I think he's dumb um we'll find out there we'll find out I'm sure it'll be fine I'm I'm hoping that the time loss we're definitely I think we're 100% going to be last on this first section um and I think it's going to be worth it I think uh getting three challenges done will help mahalu mahalu did I forget it already I feel like Hawaii could use a little bit of British culture right now here comes the rain boys is there rain coming up you think we'll be all right I think we'll survive we okay we just panic and throw the the ceiling back on oh my God it's getting heavy oh no oh no oh God oh my God no this is too much of British culture this is too much oh we the tropical storm right now Hawaii I thought you were know for Sunshine and beaches I'm in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt in the rain on a scooter right now okay [ __ ] the side quest we're going straight to the next checkpoint got to bit Connor and Joey are laughing their asses right now I'm sure they're having a fantastic time right now ah [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh this is such a terrible idea okay we're turning off oh my god oh Jesus Christ oh I am do not feel sorry for people without roofs can you imagine not having a roof in your vehicle stop away stop I was joking don't go any faster oh my God oh my God God I'm so sorry right okay away you show me your wor you can stop now you can stop I'm not having a good time I am not having a good time here comes the sun woo yo where you boys at right now Joey gone can you hear me at all Joey gone uh I just went through some torrential rain no biggie having a great time there he is oh my God he's there get a move on all right I'm off I'm off I'm off all right uh maybe I should not have appreciated that view cuz uh Joey is right on my tail right now all right so G is in my vicinity but I cannot see Connor at all he's probably way ahead Joey was right I had arrived first and most importantly dry all right this is the worst parking ever oh my I'm not even remotely close to it am I am I going to hit a car no I'm good okay okay I parked in the wrong spot okay that was not what I intended tended to do let's yeah I I know I know I'm dumb we're going to fix this out we're going to fix line it up [ __ ] oh my God how can I miss a parking spot how many times can we miss it how many times am I going to miss this spot [ __ ] okay now I got it now I actually have it let's just straighten it out look at that all right and we're first here I don't think anyone's close by where are the boys let's get the roof on so that I can sit here in the warm I'm sure they're being rained on right now I feel like I'm going so slowly I'm at Max Speed come on baby you can go faster oh God sorry guys go around please got to get my roof back I need to get it back out oh Christ iive this is heavy how does this is it the right side I how do I [ __ ] I didn't think this through I didn't think any of this through it should just fit in like a Lego oh there we go okay okay yeah that's what you B I love this car this car's great I feel like a red blooded American got a little Bubblehead for the car we got a Hawaiian shirt another one give the trash taste one but this is a backup I got the extra extra large it is pretty big on me I we're waiting on them damn they're really far behind we could have could have gone Surfing by now I could have had a drink sobered up driven again you know one thing I hope one thing I hope is that Connor just got stuck in every kind of traffic imaginable cuz the last thing I need right now is Connor's smug face in his dry ass cheek as he passes we have left him in the dust I'm not really sure how they've taken so long I've been here for now uh over 15 minutes and this still taking their sweet time I did some side quests too so they better hurry up oh oh here he is oh we're here baby oh no Conor's there Conor's already there oh it took you long enough G way absolutely no way where have you been oh my God you got hit by a car I was this close to getting ised uh that was uh the second time today Ione almost died you looks soaked I've uh I've not had a good time I'll be honest be be [ __ ] you guys long enough I've been here for like 19 hours already I'm sorry we can't keep up with your [ __ ] tank hey I I I I pushed all the cars off thead I was just trying not to die and uh I was trying very badly uh I've died almost twice today I felt so bad when the rain just started pissing down and I could just see G just like this here's your here's your gift one of my challenges I bought you something feel at home I think Joey really liked his gift I absolutely loved the gifts that the boys gave me I felt really bad that I gave Connor the most generic Hawaiian gift ever he actually like thought about my likes and interests and gave me a gift that I actually kept yeah it's funny to say that I actually got you a gift as well you can put on your dashboard oh I already have a Bubblehead actually oh you can have another one I guess I have two bubble heads two bubble heads where's your bubble head where is it uh well this is my new bubble head now there we go perfect I just I'll just let him chill there hell yeah I got a new Hawaiian shirt as well new XL I got to eat this [ __ ] giant McDonald's me the [ __ ] it looks so I tried to get the smaller one instead I got this Giga plate oh [ __ ] you went to McDonald's I did that looks awful spam sausage egg and rice that looks awful so I got to eat this as one of the it's a it's a local deluxe platter local delicacy of Hawaii well I am uh soaked right now uh in every conceivable way I was hoping the wind would drve me off it did not drve me off I am still soaked Conor I know you love fruits so I got you like the fuest Hat I could possibly find it's okay and Joey you're a chill guy you know I feel like this just accentuates your Vibe hang loose yeah that this is Joey on a shirt hang loose baby so I just ended up picking up a random shirt but it so happens that it suited Joey's Vibe perfectly I don't know where that shirt is now hell yeah I'm going to hang I got you a present too gun yeah I felt so bad when both of them gave gifts to the other two guys because on the challenge it said get a gift for a Ponda so I only got one gift so uh sorry God there's a Bubblehead for your vaser oh than I got too I got a bubble head I think gone didn't care for his gift much which is fine but still I would have liked to seen some appreciation damn so I almost got in a crash uh within oh yeah when you came in there no no that that that was that was what the [ __ ] that I basically just went into oncoming traffic oh my God holy [ __ ] I just you're an idiot how are you alive I don't know I think if I went into traffic with this they would move they would let me unable they' let me through with this thing all right so we're about to go do our first challenge at our first checkpoint let's go to do the challenge boys well we have reached our first checkpoint now where I believe we are going to be doing some sort of cooking challenge lovely so when I found out we were cooking I got very worried I'm not a good cook and we've actually done a cook special before which I sucked at today's challenge is to create a Hawaiian inspired dish and I'll be judging okay uh well is it bad that we don't know a single Hawaiian dish uh it's probably not a good idea yeah probably not good our first challenge was simple with the ingredients we had we had to make a Hawaiian dish there was just one problem I don't know anything about Hawaiian cuisine just Spam yeah Hawaiian hawaiian's known for uh pineapples and shrimp and spam and garlic and uh other local dishes that we do here locally sure all right I think what's our time limit to make this dish today 30 minutes that's that's too long actually I can I can I can drive somewhere and grab a premade we drove I drove past McDonald's get something done oh God all right well let's just get on with it then let's do it I'm I'm going to fail cooking time all right three two one go all right okay all all right let's see what we have there's only one kind of pineapple and I'm taking it Joey what am I looking at what do I start with all right I'm going to take a pepper I'm going to take a pepper and a pineapple that seems tropical right I have an onion uh some eggs can never go wrong with onions onions you know every uh every Master Chef I know like you can't [ __ ] up an onion uh thinking yesterday we were in a bar I saw the loo Moco on the menu now I don't remember what it was but I remember what it looked like and I think I can kind of Rec great I think just from the one image ah I feel like I'm going to go for some seafood maybe I'll go for some salmon let's oh we have gravy okay that's the bait that's the bait wait no take take the bait maybe some spray onions I've got I know what I want to do now I think I've got to figure it out I am not familiar with cooking any of these ingredients so this is going to be very very interesting we're going to make a burger we're going to put it on the rice and then we're going to put some spam and some pineapple like even more Hawaiian and then I'm going to get some shrimp cuz I just want to eat some shrimp that's not going in the dish I'm just going to eat that and you know what let's let's try cooking some salmon I'm feeling adventurous today no you know what are we got to go super Hawaiian here I'm going to grab a can of span I think that's good so I knew immediately that I had to put as many Hawaiian ingredients into my Dish as possible to get the approval of the judges Hawaiian Hot Chili Pepper water the [ __ ] is this we don't have that much time Joe you can't be afforded to messing around like I know I know I know I'm I'm still trying to figure out what I'm going to do put off loves before we because they're fools they're idiots nink poops I might say I'm going to put my gloves on I'm going be ready to cook I'm going to touch all the roar ingredients all right here we go I cannot cook to save my life let's Jesus Christ this thing is huge I feel like you looked at me when I picked up that knife Chef Andrew like you were worried yeah it's going to be fine right Chef please don't look at my knife work I'm going to try and go with a tropical seafood platter so I ended up going through almost an entire pineapple just cutting it up and trying different shapes normally you just need one slice I went through 3/4 of a pineapple by myself that's kind of that's a shape right that's not real I'm going to go through an entire pineapple I mean I know pineapple is like the thing but Jesus Christ bro I should have weighed this I have no frame of reference all right I'll be fine I'll be fine we will see about um let's I should cut up some onion first this is I'm not a good cooking person I'm I'm a I order the food person looks like they have a clear vision of what they want to do so I think they it's going to be okay if only I knew how to make fried rice I'll figure it out I mean it's it's just fry some rice right Chuck some [ __ ] into it there you go you got some fried rice are you nervous at all G I am what's your Hawaiian dish going to be do can I ask uh kind of like a seafood kind of platter with some oh that's good with some Sal yeah that would be great for losing I think what what are you cooking I'm not telling you dude I baited you into telling me yours get [ __ ] Connor I know I know you don't have a plan Connor I do have a plan mine is going to be actually the best I'm going to redeem myself on the cooking special it's [ __ ] the J W my eyes is there a correct cutting technique there is but you're probably not doing it and uh but the problem the problem with garlic is that they're so finicky to work with oh using garlic huh yeah oh I got garlic too oh it's funny that you said that you say that I think we all have you copy me huh what goes wrong with garlic I think we all have onions as well all right I think I remember like is this how you break it power so garlic shrimp what what part am I allowed to ask when does the garlic go in the shrimp did one of you uh did one of you get the pepper no we have pepper okay we have pepper I probably shouldn't have used a whole onion that's a that's a fuckload of onion I just put in maybe add a little more gy this is a little too moist I don't know if the boom guy is picking that up that he's got to he's getting the real moistness picked up who took the canned pineapple that's mine sorry you going to get another one I have to carve out entire [ __ ] Pineapple all right [ __ ] the pineapple oh you got a lot of seafood there G huh yeah yeah I do I do what what do you have there Conor what do you have there only the best you guys have 20 minutes oh that's 20 minutes um spam I don't need to cook right it's already cooked I guess you can cook it in yeah you should probably give it another if you want to use it right right sure true sure you're right can I borrow this what yeah go for it I wait I haven't used it yet oh sorry God damn it I'm not giving it back what the [ __ ] I need it oh Jesus I was feeling a lot of pressure while cooking especially since to the side of me there are two professional chefs just giving me the Luigi Death Stare making sure I don't [ __ ] up so uh yeah the pressure was definitely on oh God this will stay together that doesn't look good did you know how long you cook salmon for I eat that [ __ ] raw dog I'm Japanese you got the whole ocean in one pan there yeah I know right how did you fit that in all right don't overcook it all right all right boys we are cooking we are cooking boys oh I think I've got this in the Bag Boys I don't want to be throw it in place the shrimp next to the salmon on that looks awful on the pineapple you can't have too much show you you don't have enough butter in that pan I don't have anything in this pan oh you don't have any butter I don't have anything all right now you want to add a little bit in there this is kind of like emergency surgery yeah okay all right the chef was basically making the dish for him okay just put that in it's easy to cook the perfect egg just get a chef to do it for you con what are you doing man sunny side up right oh [ __ ] this is just [ __ ] okay that's fine that's fine oh Jesus oh God that's not an egg anymore you tell I've never been in the kitchen before oil please oh God I just dropped the show now the hardest thing of all cracking an egg cleanly [ __ ] cook cook cook C faster please please please cook okay I'll find it oh oh my God ow got con you're destroying the entire kitchen man Joey what have you done [ __ ] what have you done Joey I got scared of the oil and I destroyed my egg this is not going to taste good all right well let's just do that Joey just cooked fried rice you just cook fried rice I know my strengths and I know my weaknesses yeah you guys don't have a lot of time dude I almost almost done well I I speak to yourself wait wait Connor those prawns mate don't worry about it don't worry about it don't worry about it I got it all figured out I got it all figured out I got it all figured out oh my Lord I just [ __ ] it up no my egg I don't know how much gravy I got to I think how in good you think so okay all right I'll take your word for it all right guys I'm done no garnish um yeah of course Gish yeah I was thinking about that as well actually um uh all right I'm done what the [ __ ] is that gone what the hell is that you know I was trying to think Hawaiians I was like we're in island so I went for kind of like yeah you built you built an island of fish yeah I did I did that's like that's like kraken's child right there your plate is built on murder G what have you got then Conor what have you got this is what I believe to be a loco moco I saw it last night on the menu in the place oh that's cheating that is cheating what that I saw a menu yesterday yeah I made something that I knew would be easy and delicious Hawaiian fried rice Joe you just you just made fried rice and put Hawaiian at the front Joey yeah that's what they all do I've never had a piece of salmon I thought man if only there was just so much salmon shrimp and pineapple I can't wait to have that what matters now is what tastes the best this is my Hawaiian fried rice I added spam I used the chili water which is yours uh and also massive coincidence uh the fried egg on top just so happens to be shaped like aahu it was like looking into a mirror damn he went [ __ ] just ripping it apart oh my goodness all right well my mouse creation just got it's hard to [ __ ] up oil and rice it's literally rice onions and soy sauce so it's hard to [ __ ] up I was thinking to myself please don't spit this out please do not humiliate me more than I need to be kudos for making a fried rice that's a Hawaii breakfast staple oh okay I knew that good job using the spam I'd like to see the eggs cooked separately uh cooking the moisture out before you mix them in there's a kind of a little bit of a film over everything that's from that but other than that I like it a lot it's got good flavor dude I'll take that hell yeah I'll take that this is a seared salmon and shrimp on pineapple I kind of thought since we're on an island I thought Seafood would be a thing so that's kind of why I grabbed the seafood I wanted to make a sauce with it but didn't have enough time so that's uh that's what I can come up with so I try to keep things simple with just garlic bit of butter and some salt to season I can't believe God is serving this to real chefs this is not going to go down well let's give it a try all right we're about to witness uh two Master shfs getting food poisoning G dish looked like if Pablo Picasso made food it just didn't look real yeah it would have been nice if you peeled the shrimp Ross let them cook let let them eat let them eat you don't just get it over with please put me out of my misery the the shrimp the shrimp is is cooked perfectly and so is the salmon when a chef spat out the shrimp I knew it was done for me that's all they got to say huh visually I love you dish right um like you said it's a trick ingredient there's a lot of moisture in this kind of probably needed a little bit more humph um also there's no starch so there's nothing to kind of finish it with wipe it up with mop it up with but visually it's very appealing um I like what you did like where you went with it but not not my flavor profile you all being too kind right now I can immediately tell things were going bad because the moment you put it in his mouth there was just this R smile that came up this morning when I was driving over here I saved an orphan child and he told me about this thing called a loco moco and he said my my wish would be if you could put a pineapple on so i' that's what I've done here I think it's right oh here's the leaning tower of I got my food made for me it's cooked oh all right all right someone else be AED if it wasn't um I'm just hoping it tastes good pineapple well he didn't spit it out that's a that's a good sign oh he went for a second oh second one definitely local style looks good okay um visually appealing flavor is great egg was cooked right it could be something where you know it could be put on the menu somewhere so okay damn hell nice all right I thought the beef could have been seasoned a little bit more I did forget to do that other than that it visually appealing and I thought the flavors went well together yes seeing the chefs talking to each other and Whispering more importantly is nocking all right we've come to our decision you guys did a very good job with the ingredients and the amount of time you guys had but we came to an agreement that our least favorite dish [Music] was salmon and pineapple oh wow who could have told I am shocked all right so the winner of the challenge yes yes obviously thank you so much thought I had it I want I want to thank the orphan who told me the recipe and you guys for making the gravy I think that was the key part orphan where were you when you needed me most yes and I got here first as well I'm a happy boy now not only did this guy manage to get in first because he's literally in the fastest vehicle we have but he also won the food challenge because half his stuff was made by someone else well G you lost so of course there's a punishment of course we got you a little punishment to do what the punishment today oh well you got to you got to drink some of this yeah Chili Pepper water Hawaiian hot chili sauce okay okay this isn't too bad how much of this do I have to drink my own product uh Chili Pepper water Hawaiian Chili Pepper water all right thank you we got to fill that up that's like a shot right you know what I I I do deserve this after that bottom's up that's got a kick to it I just saw his ey your face was convulsing that's really nice actually thank you thank you you enjo it we'll steal the bottle on the way back there well thank you guys so much let's let's tell out the score so far cuz cuz I'm curious what you guys did along the way here so for one who got here first me con of got here first okay and then you got here second I got here second and then close behind was me so that's 3 2 one already uh you won the challenge I wanted the challenge as well three points I came second kind of pulling ahead now I mean we've seen this in previous trash taste specials before though he's going to choke I think you boys got some catching up to do let's get back in the vehicles all right come on stop wasting some time go I'll give you a 10-c head start thank of you thank you so much go for a swim and I think I'll still win and just like that I was in first place followed by Joey and G who are tied for last and it was time to enter the second leg of the race Jeff while we're here I want to say thank you for being too nice with my dish uh while we're here though do you know like a local Hawaiian phrase only like local locals would know so before we left I did a little sneaky sneaky and I asked the chef about an uncommon Hawaiian phrase uh yeah go Cruise go Cruise yeah anytime we want to hang out here we don't ask to hang out we say you GNA cruise cruise down by the beach Cruise my house all right thank you very much my pleasure you know what totally makes sense with the vibe here all right so I've got my traffic infractions out the way it's going to be smooth sailing from now on normal always crashes uh and uh hopefully these roads are going to be kind to me cuz I heard they're going to get a little rougher but I know my scooter handle goo gaga you baby want to go first wow how generous of you thank you so much all right let me look what we challenges we got to work with on the second one 7-Eleven eat shaved ice selfie with the spout I don't know where that is feed a chicken eating a Hawaiian pizza build a sand castle well we just finished uh the first challenge the cooking challenge uh I got second place I'll take that considering it was the easiest one to make the first challenge I def definely shouldn't have won that is the loudest truck on earth didn't get the dub on the cooking a bit disappointed with that why is he revving like that try to go for something a little bit more complex than uh what Joey and Connor tried to do that was my bad oh my God I'm trying to make a video here shut up you should not let me cook all right I'll tell you that maybe if I had to eat G food I would probably decide no it's not worth it it's not his food is so bad how did he think that was a good idea he just cooked fish and was like I guess I'll put it on pineapple that makes sense his face looked like he was fighting to get through it and he was he was not pleased having to take the skin off Don definitely [ __ ] up not taking the skin off now we are about to head to the second location where another challenge awaits I don't know what it's going to be but I uh hope I'm not lost so plan of action I feel like the way I'm going to get this dub is to complete more side quest in the boys because Connor was so ahead I knew I needed to catch up in side quest and I knew this was my opportunity I went full jrpg mode and I try to 100% my side quest because you know what if you complete all your your side quests you're going to get to the next checkpoint overpowered so I have the battery gauge right here it's at 78% right now oh we've already caught up with Joey we've already caught up with Joey hell yeah see you n oh what the [ __ ] how is he going faster than me this is [ __ ] sh yo this is why you get a scooter man we got our own lane man he's breaking the law no motor vehicles we are leaving Joey in the dust right now yeah it was because he broke the law any boys around any boys I've hit the hill this is where I might GG oh this is a hill Oh Joey's [ __ ] oh no that is a big hill that's a big hill it's safe to say that my scooter was not buil for something like this oh we going to let Joey catch up we got to let Joey catch up come on I'm caught up to him hurry up God my thing's going to die he's sabotaging me God I wish I had a horn right now beep be [ __ ] hurry up you can do it boy you can do it we're not going to let Joey overtake us oh my God I can see him right there there's no way you're going to lose to a golf cart that thing sounds like a toy it's like we've hit some traffic I'm guessing it's one of the boys probably holding us up I think honor I'm stuck behind G his slow ass [ __ ] moped hey you want me to come plow him off I I think this car could probably uh get rid of the whole entire road traffic there's like a 20 car pile up behind G including me yeah I've noticed that we have so much traffic uh can you tell him to hurry the [ __ ] up dude I am like right on his ass I need him to hurry the [ __ ] up no bro single file Lane I wonder who's cusing I don't know why there would be traffic this road is absolutely clear this road is so clear I have no idea where the traffic would be coming from damn they weren't kidding when they said this area was beautiful oh man look at this view that's gorgeous where's the where's the blo hole yes we did forget to film the blo hole that was uh I don't know why I envisioned the something called the blo hole was being much bigger than that but it was still pretty impressive it was definitely a blow hole but I don't know if it was at the scale I was kind of envisioning but let go good damn that dog's having the time of his life look at him I saw a hidden food truck and I knew I could gain some easy points okay I'm glad we were following gone because there's a food stand right there and I'm pretty sure one of the side quests is to stop by a food stand this is my chance I'm going to just take off as many as I can in this one place thanks for the hint G of course Joey followed me he can think of any ideas by himself and can I get a rainbow shaved ice okay I'm about to do a five head move one of the side quests is find and take a picture of a rainbow so I'll just take a picture of that they never said it had to be a real rainbow it just said a rainbow the name of the item was rainbow you can't get any more rainbow than that and eating some shaved ice Jesus Christ this a mammoth um could I also get an unopen coconut could I also get some sliced pineapple as well pleas all right Joey Gentleman's Agreement now that we're here let's just get ahead of Connor yeah are they shaved ice here oh that's tight actually I'm just about to pull over so that's great actually I'm just going to God damn it I'm just going to get some shaved ice well good luck finding parking close enough right it's probably not the best parking but I won't be here long just here to get a a free point and some shaved ice cuz me and the cameraman are hot oh also is a we question can you teach me an uncommon Hawaiian phrase you you say UA UA what does that mean UFA UFA yeah what does it mean talk perfect thank you so much ellia the essential words of course I wasn't expecting a word like that to come out of a beautiful Hawaiian lady's mouth sorry l I'm taken now that corner was here I had to rush it I was in such a rush I forgot where I put the ignition key which is not is uh not good that's not a good sign I'm an idot oh no it's by my helmet I knew exactly where it was oh oh nice little bike you got there G oh [ __ ] shaved ice huh get the [ __ ] out of here dude that looks nice I have one as well hey hey that's like uh clown colors it suits you yeah wow cuz you're a clown on your little golf cart oh good travel oh okay well how rude how rude of them thank you so much what is that coconut why do you have a coconut it's a side quest what this a side quest with a coconut damn it I gave him a hint the chili dog yes can I have one of those please the chili dog was for me not a high guys all right stor for that coconut Let's uh let's have a walk in the beach and see what we can find the beach was spotless what the hell Hawaii where's all your rubbish hey Conor how are you doing good how you doing Conor why you coming near me like that no wor no worries no worries see there's aan trash I know what that's about all right there we go all right we learn a new word got shaved ice took a picture of a rainbow bring in a coconut got the fruit that's five side quests already the food stand was right next to a beach and I remember that one of the side quests was make a sand castle so I quickly took my bucket that was full of fresh pineapple and I made the most scuffed sand castle imaginable that's a sand castle right what would you say we just did like six side quests all in a row let's get going that's stable that's stable that won't fall off where's your shaved ice don't worry about about it where is it don't wor in the front of your basket what are you what are you doing with that it's it's it'll be easy it'll be easy don't worry about it man I'll see you at the next checkpoint ah it's gone the shave dice is gone oh my God that's not a chili dog that's a bath what the [ __ ] oh Joe why the hell are you not moving I'm busy finishing side quest [ __ ] what more could you you have to do I just did two more oh I'm me a chili dog so see you is that a side quest it's a side quest for my stomach oh what the and I figured we were on a nice big beach there's got to be a surfer somewhere so I went up to the first guy excuse me do you do you surf are you a surfing are you surfing right now and this dude sounded exactly how you would expect no I'm not going out right now but I just and so I asked him for a picture he was super chill about it as you would expect from a surfer so I used the remains of my chili dog to build a sand castle as kind of the the structure of it this is how you build castles in Wales one spoon at a time I have an engineering degree by the way looks pretty good to me it's more of a mound J it was just a [ __ ] sand castle another challenge in the bag I think that puts us at a four done on the way here I think that's pretty impressive that should be more than enough I don't want to get too many points otherwise it'll look you know it'll be no fun for you guys and just like that we were back on the road well after sightseeing of course sorry cars behind me I am literally going as fast as I can I'm at Full Throttle right now and we are at 30 mph oh 7-Eleven 7-Eleven thank you for the heads up Gun there's some certain challenges where you got to feed animals so maybe I'll get like some bread or something as well we have ourselves a Spam that's done I'll be honest I'm not too big of a fan of spam muui uh but I bought it for the challenge all right let's get the Spam mubi and hopefully there's a chicken somewhere around here I'm on the lookout oh we could have buildt a sand castle I completely forgot about that oh there it is this is it right there it is I know Connor didn't eat his fubi he would never do that spam mes do not look appetizing so I was very happy that the challenge said just get one oh yeah where should I get the chickens where should I feed them popcorn sure it's Korean popcorn all right I asked to where I could find a chicken she thought I was insane so I walked outside and the first thing I heard was and I knew my time would come I knew there was a chicken around and I immediately started looking for it there you go oh there you go and it was like it was fated to be there there was a McDonald's right there as well and I had no trouble getting my McDonald's meal imagine being stuck in McDonald's and I think we've uh hit quite a lot of side quests which I'm very happy about so in the distance I saw a chicken oh oh [ __ ] he forgot about the 7-Eleven challenge what an idiot all right let's go and say hi to this chicken let's see if I can get close to it no no no no come back he just went on the other side of the fence it was like being back in high school just being rejected again well that was a waste of time have some popcorn so as I'm going down these Hills I'm thinking to myself hm what would my next side quest be and then all of a sudden my golf carts started to beep really really loud and I thought oh no do not die on me please come on buddy go go oh I can see him I can see him a son of a [ __ ] I can see him hey Joey oh what the [ __ ] I thought you were ahead of me oh my God if G's behind me then that means I have a chance at first come on buddy you got 24% battery left please don't die on me but I saw a pizza place coming up and decided to give Joey the dub for this race I thought to myself this is it I can get the last food challenge little did I know that it was already closed I took a detour for nothing I was this close this close all right we're going to try and Salvage this as much as possible we can't get the pizza unless maybe there is a Hawaiian pizza that they sell there and uh we can just we can just have it in the grocery store listen I was happy I had a ton of points I had an amazing ch Billy dog it was time to enjoy a nice drive yeah I know I know I know I know don't worry we're always there don't worry oh this is a oh this is awesome I'm going to get this you have any pizzas even if it's in theid over there thank you very much no there's five cheese pepperoni Supreme oh no Hawaiian pizza 10% okay that's number two down okay let's go ah 9% please I'm not going to wear my laid now because I don't want the boys to know what a l is just in case they don't have one and I'll put it on in the final journey I think so far we've done pretty well with our side quests we have done over half of the side quests now y Club let's go little boy you did it wo 9% holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I guess I'm number two damn first place baby 9% you know what I didn't think this slow [ __ ] thing was going to come in first place for any of them but I'll take the three points baby I would say that was mission accomplished we ticked off so many side quests I don't know how many of the boys ticked off uh but I took so many detours so I think on the next one I can just focus on getting there first I think G Conor were Dilly dallying too much doing side quest let see that's why you got to be efficient with them like me well at least I'm not last at least I'm not last and I managed to bring my prize coconut as well all right here we are at our second location KO yacht club we are just about to start our Second Challenge uh so we're going to find out what that is right now in this challenge we would see who could build the most efficient watercraft in just 10 minutes we will then take our boats over to the water and race them around the bowies and back to the platform whoever would come back first in one piece wins the race so because joery actually did get here first that means that joery also gets to start first to got a few items just for himself so right how much time do I get uh I'm thinking 3 seconds yeah seconds seconds that is more than enough there's only limited amounts of material Joey you ready yeah let's do it all right go one two three I grabbed the all first and I thought I just won easy dub I thought the all was going to help Joey out a lot all right give me this my B I'm going to get the red I'm in deep trouble because I have never made any kind of flotation device in my life let alone something that I have to swim on we all went for a similar kind of vibe okay need buoyancy obviously I bet Conor felt confident because he got an engineering degree excuse me I have the real engineering degree I was going to try and make the most buoyant thing I could and I was hoping that I could duct tape and zip tie a bunch of wood and plastic together to make something that could flow this does not look very stable trying I'm going to do this smart I'm going to do this right this will work what are you what are you doing you're making a coffin not a not a not a floatable device more duct tape uh what I need is more duct tape I just wanted to make something functional Joey was just making an art project that's an art project yeah I'm going to be first and beautiful look G might have a master in engineering but I have a masters in pulling good [ __ ] out of my ass all right this is going to be the most buoyant piece of material I've ever seen in my life I just have to hope that the duct tape holds yeah g if you keep saying this will definitely work I think it'll actually definitely work as a real engineer I know duct tape solves every problem this works in my mind this works that is not a boat come I thought you were an engineer where's the structural Integrity this is very structurally sound look at that you know if I was stranded in the middle of the Pacific Ocean I'd be comfortable with that I feel like I could survive GS just looked like a log that Tom and Jerry would ride on why have you got a yoga mat on there man this man make it comfortable I'm trying to make a boat I'm trying to survive are you so pompous that you need to be comfortable in your raft as well this should be fine right no is a DCT buyant well I guess we have to uh race these now and see if these work I see you boys got your swimming trunks on I'm going to I'm not going to lie I don't have any swimming trunks that's good cuz I actually brought a pair for you I I thought these would fit you really nicely uh I pull these at the airport so I hope you enjoy you can't get any more American than that are you kidding me just that's all I have my man was looking straight at a bayat woo hot I'm ready we to get no we can't sh this we can't this I never want to see G Speedo ever again I am so aerodynamic right now I've never been more aerodynamic in my life I actually can't look at you I guess this is my life now find out who the winner is let's go let's do it 3 two 1 oh the moment I set my beautiful art project onto the water and it floated I thought all right easy clap I just have to get on this thing start paddling with the or easy W oh no it's not I can't hold me it defitely can't [ __ ] I don't any the yoga map was too goodbye guys this would be a fantastic raft for a family of hamsters you [ __ ] me up okay this uh this this is not working I hope think it's going to work mine's going to work is it what I there's no point in me having the O this just in the way now get the [ __ ] out of here oh God I guess the or is only helpful if you have a boat all right come boy all right so this turned from a rafting contest to a swimming contest I'm trying wait they are very far ahead right now [ __ ] get off my Fe me me no get off of me I don't know what came over me but once we got around that first turnaround a switch in my brain just went go as hard as you possibly can fu I tried to sabotage Joey by ripping off a part of his boat and I I think I just made this boat lighter I'm close Joey I'm close I'm catching it up no F gear I need this wind me on the motorbike again I finally got the W and and I was exhausted I did it Joey needed a w in his life I'll give that one swim did it oh thank God so compared to these two who's ra is in one piece right now you know whose raft made it all the way to the end in one piece mine I'll see you boys later see you later bye all right I was still feeling pretty confident going into the last leg of the race especially with my truck with the second leg of the race completed we were closer than ever with Connor leading Joey in second and me right at the back heading into the final leg Anything Could Happen paddled on a sore excuse of a boat that I made and uh well I paddled my way to Victory but was it worth the extra point absolutely not I am absolutely ready to die you know what I'm going to say it I knew duct tape would work you know Joey might have got there first his raft was in 10 different pieces mine was the only raft that made it there till the end I think it just needed a little bit more flow unfortunately got a little heavy been needing a lot of food here in America I'm going to do what trash taste does best and just blame America well we got one more leg left um and the car is about to die so I think the Strat is to just go as far as this boy can take us and then uh I don't know what we're going to do probably probably just hitchhike all right I can't see Joey behind me anywhere that's good that's a good sign I think Connor's kind of ahead right now I was waiting for them but I guess they just went ahead without me so now I have to catch up to them which is fine cuz they're driving in like a shitty little thing so the boys seem to be struggling quite a lot with getting places in their vehicles uh so I think I have more than enough time right now to go and get something for me just to you know just to relax a little bit I'm in Hawaii I want to live my best life so I'm going to go do that there is a Starbucks I know Connor is dying for a Starbucks right now I'm going to laugh so hard if he decides to stop there I think our truck can just about fit through that drive-thru I really wanted to go through the drive-thru in a giant truck it just felt so quintessential American can I get a latte with coconut milk then some might say it's cheating but it's a coconut okay it's a coconut the milk didn't say which form of coconut the bring I was temping to do an American action but I was I was terrified that if if went on for like too long and I to keep it up you know it's like can I get a I'm thinking a Nitro cold Bru that's ter thinking I didn't do oh God my car this is too [ __ ] big oh Jesus Christ turns out that might have been a mistake is the truck was just about big enough to fit in and I nearly voided the insurance oh God it's like 19 cars deep the Starbucks come on let me out of here let's coconut milk oh my God this is how Americans drive right never discount how often conic can throw Joey uh probably F in chat uh I don't think he's getting anywhere with that golf cart well uh I tried to take this thing as far as it could but uh it is dead in the ground now kind of ironic that we happen to use our last bit of strength and ended up at a golf course we literally just brought this thing home now we have to try and hitchhike our way to the last end so let's go taking my belongings with me my Duron that Conor gave me my bottle of water and a coconut rest in peace big boy you did a valiant job where the [ __ ] am I I think I think this is how I die like legitimately I don't know where the hell I am I am hearing a lot of chickens though so I have this like bit of sandwich that I stole from earlier I've never hitchhiked in my life in fact I have read multiple horror stories about hitchhikers dying so I was absolutely terrified of doing hitchhiking in a place that I had never been in all right [ __ ] the bra let's go dude but thankfully a lovely stranger picked me up all right let's go no way no [ __ ] way oh that's sick oh my God that's so nice and I thought I've already wasted enough time ditching the golf cart trying to to get a hitch hike I'm just going to head straight there and hope that I'll at least be the first one to the ranch what is x in what does that mean what on the road it always says this everywhere x-ing o cross o Crossing oh my God that makes so much sense my whole life I thought like man they got why they got Chinese on the road I thought it was like Zinger head I was like what is zing it just says Xing Crossing oh my God I'm so dumb I love how some highways have adopter Highway like we we're too bothered to clean our own goddamn roads that yeah you could you should call up and pay us to clean the roads like what you don't what just don't make a mess and then also adopt a what the hell I don't want who want adopt a goddamn Road po Factory okay so on the side of a road I saw the PO Factory so I was pretty confident we're going to get some fresh po so no stopping no parking well we're not well be we'll be out of their hair in like 2 minutes hi uh I've never tried po before what's the like the one I have to try the number two let's go for that let's go for number two anything else that'll be it I asked her I was like what's the recommendation what's the best one what's the PO I have to try so she just said number two and I was like sure number two sounds great and I'm reading it now it's the squid one I don't like squid much wait what is wait why why is the golf cart there why is Joey not in the golf cart what the [ __ ] why is Joey not in the golf cart where the [ __ ] is Joey what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that what is what is that okay there's a lot going on here I'm going to try it that looks like okay all right let's let's get a bit of this bit of this yeah the most fantastic thing about this is that I've learned I don't ever want to try po again it's not for me delicious can I give some to the chicken but luckily for me there were some chickens right around the corner and I had plenty of food to give them okay fed the chicken I was finally happy that I didn't get rejected for once and all it took was a lot of food and bribery she said you got to try the squid one what the [ __ ] she did me dirty I'm not going to lie I don't think there was any Universe where they gave me toppings and I was going to like that I'm so used to the US always having a delicacy of burger fries hot dog a pizza it's always something greasy always something amazing cuz it's lathered in calories grease and sauce um that was not what I expected at all um and I wish I liked it cuz it looked very healthy for you and that's what I will say about boy you know what the Speedos pretty damn comfortable don't tell anyone this right now uh but I've still got them on none of these drivers and none of them absolutely no one knows what I'm hiding underneath these shs right now all right I'm going to try and see if there's a small patch of sand that's I can quickly make a sand castle out of all the beautiful beaches in Hawaii I had somehow found the one beach with black sand they saying the golden beaches but you know what it's still sand okay it's still sand what is a castle really what is a castle right what it needs to do is be a structure so let me just make a quick structure I don't have a bucket with me but it's okay God gave me all the tools that I need all right that might look like a mound but I just put a stick in it there is my sand castle this is my Unity between the Sand Village and the hidden Leaf Village it was definitely a sand castle and we're back off look at that efficiency still in first place there ain't no way Joey CAU up just through that all right we found a Fruit Stand okay oh my bad can I get a pineapple please thank you very much oh no come on come on you got it you got it oh one of the other challenges I wanted to do was to stop at a Fruit Stand and I passed by one but I really wasn't feeling that okay I'll pull in here is it open it is not open no damn it I would come to regret this Choice damn uh so we needed to stop let traffic through uh and we have sand right here I didn't know why I needed to uh dirty my hands with the black sand but we got golden sand right here feel like a bit of an idiot right now I wonder how Joey's doing right now that's so cool woo haai baby I was coming up to the Final Destination but the producers didn't tell me just how breathaking these views would be I did it I reached the destination first oh that feels good that feels good well for once I am first here and I do not regret a thing this this is incredible look at this I feel I literally feel like I'm in Jurassic Park right now uh I when I when I was told that they filmed part of it here uh I didn't know what to expect but uh I can definitely see it now this feels prehistoric all right we made it to our final destination cooa Ranch I thought that was like CG I didn't think that was actually real uh where you guys at yeah so you're not going to believe this but uh the golf cart ran out of batteries and I had to hitchhike my way here oh so you cheated is what I'm hearing I would love to see you try and hitchhike Conor I'm Charming anyone would pick me up uh so what I'm hearing is that you needed help and you cheated to get to the ranch oh uh no it's not my fault that the golf cart runs on AA batteries all right should have bought a new pack oh look it's the face of a cheater right there Joey so I saw Joey's hitchhiking and what a coincidence it's got all of the camera crew and our producers on the truck as well how coincidental I thought I was the first [ __ ] one why is the traffic so slow I'm not there yet why the [ __ ] am I moving at 1 mph is this one of you no we're already here Connor I thought I was the first one God damn it this must have been your aftermath and I can't believe you most beat me uh for once we're not the ones causing the traffic jam unless Joey just left his cart right in the middle of the road I don't know what he's done well it wasn't my fault I had to aband of the golf cart all right where'd you AB in it Joey who's going to who's going to pick it up uh you're not going to believe this veniently my battery ran out yeah in front of a golf course are you serious it was like I was on like I was on like 2% battery and like I was like oh God I got to stop it somewhere and just right there there was a golf course I'm like I'm taking my baby home all right let's go God damn it I thought I was going to be the first one here by the way Connor uh I'm going to say this now these hitchhikers look very familiar like uh Joey said he hitchhike but they're looking very familiar right now Conor yeah no oh [ __ ] Joey didn't hit that man has zero rids no one's picking him up oh Jo Joey conveniently uh found a truck that was going to the ranch with all the people that we work with and all the equipment uh and the Drone and everything how convenient I I don't know what you're talking about these are Lely dud that's crazy no [ __ ] Joey just said he hit of course Joey cheated I don't know what you guys are talking about these are lovely Hawaiian locals who managed to pick me up right yeah you can confirm yeah hell yeah I felt attacked I couldn't believe the audacity of these guys to think that I cheated on a trash taste special what the sheer audacity my baby has returned home to me with a generator strapped onto it they literally had to strap a generator on that thing to get it here ah here he comes bro bro You' got the exact Jeep man you did it you sons of [ __ ] we made dinosaurs real [Laughter] you smell it smells like [ __ ] you did not hitchhike get out of here almost ran over my foot there if you just raided me I would have picked you up you know he did he did me a favor we could have had a romantic pick you up on what we could we could have double seated yeah we could have had a romantic ride we're not a [ __ ] Vietnamese family I can't fit on the back of that thing bro you don't trust me hell no I don't I would not trust you at all like I've only almost crashed twice today Joe that's that's still in the single digit you know you just want a coconut latte you stopped at Starbucks yeah I I stopped I I wanted to go for the drivethru to get coffee wait what did you get there a coconut lat coconut latte try it that's my I brought a coconut from the last place well you counting this is the coconut oh Mr I took a picture of my rainbow ice cream all right okay don't tell me about what's in the rules that's a coconut latte that is not a coconut that is a coconut that is not a CO are you counting that as a coconut I'm sorry coconut milk is at least 15 coconut I'm sorry let let let me get a real coconut right now yeah let me get my let me get my real coconut uh this is coconut as far as I'm concerned and it's delicious okay this this is a pineapple this is a real coconut oh uh that's well this is real too it's just in liquid form nowhere you call that a coconut that's a coconut I'm sorry nowhere in the description did it say which form the coconut had to be in I got laid as well so I tried po it was disgusting I'm going to try now actually please do everything that I've bought I was like I'll try this later I'm in a race right now you should try the PO you should try the PO it's [ __ ] disgusting really I got to try it there was a PO shop on the way I saw you like at the PO Factory or whatever the hell it was called yeah I was at the PO Factory and I regret he went to the source dude where they make that I went straight to the factory who is you got to try it it's not gray but it's not as bad as I thought it was going to be oh that consistency is kind of wack it's just kind of pasty it's got this consistency of snot you know joery loves that [ __ ] it ain't it it ain't it for once in my life I do not [ __ ] with this I got a guava pie from McDonald's as well that actually sounds kind of yeah yeah this just came out guava pie yeah let's see how this tastes like parted that doesn't look good I don't want to be that guy that it's it's all right it's it's it's not as bad as it looks I'll be honest at least he didn't even have to eat a th000 calories worth of that [ __ ] all right so that is all my side quest done all right let's find out what our next challenge is at this beautiful stunning rench our final challenge actually it is the final challenge of the day yeah and domesticate a dinosaur I hope and uh for once we actually have no clue what we're doing here um it could be revive a dinosaur it could be kill each other I don't know honestly anything goes in an environment like this yeah let's do it all right let's go with only one more opportunity to win the entire special we were [Music] off welcome to Jurassic Park our final challenge would be a cycling challenge perfect for me the rules of the race are simple get to the platform first but what was waiting on it well it was one of the most epic prizes anybody could ever win equipped only with ebikes we must navigate through water traps dangerous ter and lethal livestock we just found out what the last challenge is and I'm going to call [ __ ] this is absolute [ __ ] so uh we're doing a cycling challenge to uh get all the points we already did a whole special yeah yeah well thank God I just practiced a little bit recently only a little bit this been filmed right after Kish got just got back from a cyclon by the way just C for 9 days straight 900 km who ask you know why don't we end this on an anime quiz you know why do we do that guess theic well boys all I could say is uh good luck but no no it's fine cuz like they are electrically assisted which honestly bit unfair cuz it kind of Nerfs me it's bit unfair these are the real Motors right here I don't need any of this stuff so me and Connor are pretty close in points right now so I guess uh whoever wins uh wins the entire thing I think well Joe you can watch yeah win I'm going to kick your asses in this race all right we'll get on the bike then let's go [Music] oh Jesus oh my God that's too fast oh my God that's fast oh my God that's oh my God wait where are we going wait is he going the right way I'm looking at Connor going to the right and G Going to the left and I'm thinking who is going the right way why are they going that way since Conor immediately went the wrong way I thought this is it this is my chance to win I'm where are you guys what the [ __ ] did Conor just Nerf himself so even though they treated I knew that I was going to win this anyway and I was going to catch up to them there's about 100 m between me and them and I was pretty confident I could close the game so the bikes had turbo mode which allowed me to go faster than I'd ever been on a bike before out of the way gone ah oh my God my that's so cold [ __ ] so at this point me and Connor are almost neck and necking points pretty much whoever wins this cycling challenge wins the entire day oh [ __ ] you guys cheated what the [ __ ] woo how I head what's going on right now these potholes are [ __ ] terrifying don't fall over don't fall over don't fall over B's going at Fast Pace on a gravel road is very very hard to control Conor went the wrong way is he going to throw again about to find ah oh god oh [ __ ] you all right oh [ __ ] let's go as I was overtaking gun he looked really wobbly no oh God I had it I threw oh God [Music] I'm down I am down I'm down kind to lie down on the floor for a bit and just let it all sink in and I thought to myself this is it I've pulled a Connor I had that chance to win and I threw it well guys I pulled a Conor I can't believe it but it's okay it's okay I had my chance it's done I've lost it I can't catch up now out of the way [Music] rooster oh [ __ ] I'm exhausted G's really far behind me I should to catch up with the jery oh God more water please come on Full Speed Ahead you're mine Joey oh why is the wind coming [ __ ] this challenge man I'm so dead I'm so [ __ ] tired I want to be eating McDonald's come the [ __ ] on I knew the hill is where I could catch up to Joey and really close the gap so I just put my all into it I put pedal to the metal [ __ ] [ __ ] helicopter's mine no yes [ __ ] you no this was like the worst nightmare coming to reality I'm so close to getting the w why got overtook Joey damn you and your [ __ ] cyclon bye-bye loser [ __ ] you Joey no oh [ __ ] oh Jesus yes yes [ __ ] you and your [ __ ] cyclon God [ __ ] damn it it was for charity JY congratulations Connor you get the helicopter ride dude this looks sick when I found out that our prize was a helicopter ride I was overjoyed I've never been on a helicopter before and this looked like the one place on Earth you'd want a helicopter let's go oh God I made it woo what happened where'd you go uh I died I came back to life by the time I finished the race the boys were already there I was just glad to be alive at that point you all right dude holy [ __ ] took a pretty bad fall you need to get first aid as I will yeah you need to lie down I need to go up in the air boys I'll see you guys later [Music] that's so sick [ __ ] these guys that should have been me in the [Music] helicopter what the [ __ ] congratulations Conor [ __ ] [Applause] you oh my God that's so crazy so sick this was by far the most beautiful views I'd ever had in my life je this is so cool I'm so happy I won finally I wanton a special that should have been us man well at least the view is nice you know wait what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is that [Music] man I would suck to be on the ground right now well Los I think this was definitely the most interesting way of exploring oaho but definitely the most exciting we got to do so many cool things in some of the most beautiful locations on the island and you know what even though I didn't get the win it was still a win in my heart okay

Channel: Trash Taste

Views: 918,440

Keywords: TrashTaste, Trash, Trash Taste, Taste, Trash Taste Podcast, Anime, Manga, CDawgVA, Gigguk, TheAnimeMan, Joey, Connor, Garnt, Podcast

Id: i2dNx4DVcyQ

Length: 82min 27sec (4947 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 23 2024