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I'm bored alright guys it's me in the squad we are playing this awesome game called via the Wrights literally sounds like what it is so we all get to take a turn playing the producer yes and so basically all of us have 20 million dollars of our own apartment in LA what do I have to do the bunny's up make a sex tape so basically yeah we all have 20 million dollars each of us gets to play the producer and then the rest of us will take two of each of these cards the red card is going to be the genre of the movie yep and the yellow card is description of yo V and the blue cart is the human real hero the character of the movie okay and the green card is the plot so we're gonna pick out our favorite cards of each category and then make it into a movie so and then we're in a Pichet to ever who the producer is or the producer can give all of their twenty million dollars to this person they really believe in or distribute their 20 million a months you know hard they see fit yeah whoever gets the most money at the end wins this game I'll tell you at my favorite movie so you guys come on being there the rain I love Best in Show I was checked out I wasn't being there I love train of Busan listen listen listen I got a pitch my boy that's my boy mr. mrs. Warner I I would love your twenty million dollars and I'm gonna tell you why okay cuz I've got a great idea a great script four acts it's unbelievable it's an animated musical oh yeah Pixar on this utopia was a hit imagines utility opening right kind of up style motion busy moving the car musicals I'm sorry I should jump in no no this is my height man you might want to close your window is yellow you're right so this animated musical is going to feature our main character who is a stealthy dog walker yes good job she doesn't even know she's best dog walker in town no nobody knows that she's walking the dogs in their neighborhood because she always cleans up the poop they never hear him she is the best dog walker one day okay Janine the dog walker accidentally gets tangled up in a turf war when she is too stealthy walking down the wrong oh my god is no good so now she's got to find her way out of the turf war while singing still walking the dogs and now she's got to clean up the trash okay and the bad part of town do you see as whose plane Janine Janine is going to be voiced by none other than Jeff Dunham it's gonna yeah every character title of the movie the title of the movie is gone red bark black I like your confidence but I don't know if Disney or sour DreamWorks would fund a movie with guns not at all well I thought that we could give the guns eyes and faces that's good that's good fun to the next time Wow Wow so it's an honor Wow Lionsgate ha okay you know what you need Warner Brothers I love DC but you don't you know what you got you got your superheroes you had men in black I think you had everything but okay intense pitch boy but you need an epic fantasy oh you're getting you're getting straight screwed okay you're getting straight screwed by Narnia lords the race yeah you had Harry Potter but it's done it's done it's done we got fantastic beats at 10:00 yeah but it didn't do it's not that's not you can't rely on that you need something fresh you need something fresh all right you got me something fresh she's better she's am i sitting down know what your was an epic fantasy have it as a smoking hot yoga instructor by none other than Gwyneth Paltrow she sells a single almond for a million dollars sell this movie for ever alright what about Joe come on look this good filter go Oh No stumbles across a portal to a strange new dimension this strange new dimension doesn't know how to make home-cooked meals your shop Chris they don't know this but go into the paltrow playing none other than almond missed the yo constrictor from Sherman Oaks she's in a urban urban home those stores you know what's the name of Gwen's Paltrow's website goop it's called goop of the moon whose legend of almond mist and only she can find the core of the Dark Lord of this realm and get him to turn to a clean grain-free diet you know why I I love that yeah but I'm gonna have to move on no okay all right Alan Courtney hello hi my name is Matt Dean you know what you have to do to make a movie in the IQ okay you know you know it's been a crazy movie that hits home and is a standalone for decades after you how Marley and Me The Notebook you know and so here comes the next hip tearjerker okay it is a young love movie of a mutant beef farmers oh he's he's trying to win the heart of this crush on the last day of summer camp oh my god Zac Efron someone get him on the phone yes but his number Zac Efron is the crush but Michael Cera is the new Wow Farmers of America yes yeah but except for there's a feud you know he's a beet farmer they do they do produce and vegetables and fruits and everything but Zac Efron's family they they're a couch Jake's beer yeah this is like Romeo and Juliet Capulet and the other guys yeah it's full of love and what's really important you know beats or your heart beats oh wow what is title their movie it is called feet of my heart great so last but not least hi my name is Bobby and I wanna oh yeah pitch for my movie okay so this don't be don't learn so the genres of event shows about religion revenge well you invented a skunk out wedding DJ so she's trying to get revenge on us somebody you know is about renting a cabin in the woods with a group of friends on Halloween so hoody Marla you gotta understand like to watch your voice look out stop if you gotta tell me if I'm wrong okay so this trunk out what a DJ like you know he's obviously on drugs like Tom Cruise over here so like he's losing jobs to the other wedding DJ the other wedding DJs man the skin and then he wrote his name is to my look so like it's already like I'm not all right right here renting cabins in because it's the thing you don't have you come in and like give me 905 okay yeah fine you didn't even let me finish you don't listen to me don't listen to me when I've gotta give like muster that's the problem okay what is the title of your movie Bobby from the black the wedding singer you know that bad it's a good one I would make my decision now y'all were great okay so I am going to give to ten million that's hey I'm gonna give you ten million things you will know at this I love the puns that you made look at the word beat that's it I love hugs he's for the open look and the next one will go to Bobby - Bobby Randall I know this is when you get you give money when you like you ask you crazy first and foremost but you just like you like you say it started that's when I'm on set with you a char [ __ ] you're like that's how you do it my mom taking us out to the middle town we leave it Hollywood here we come Bobby one o'clock million dollars I can do whatever I want with this alright I'm the movie producer now I obviously work for a Lehmann Wasserman Goldman I'm a big fan of parody films scary movie 3 is up there I love comedies I love some dumb stupid stuff is Lindsay done did my mic 2 o'clock pitch hello there hi nice to meet you has to meet you what movie do you have alright though the movie was about to pitch to you uh-huh is an experimental movie oh that stars a hippie I'm thinking maybe the beautiful or Angela Bassett but the twist is that she is a member of Congress Wow oh so it's all about the people yeah she's a great representation of a hippie the plot is is that they discovered that their cell phones have taught and ghosts oh wow are you sure it's not just voicemails know if they're not voice their random ghost cult like you know go see you all but these are actually people on the other line or ghosts who have not passed into heaven yet and they're giving advice on how to oh is she a congress member for the dead basically she's like a medium exact can I just say as a black man I would never watch this Wow what's the what's the time congressman good to meet you thank you my man yeah feel free to grab a thin mint on the way out I love those yeah I've got a bowl hi hello my name is Bobby from the blood nice like your name uh Jared Jared I like you here thank you okay so let's just short film okay oh really really nice to you cuz do that 20 million for short film this is a thing about it this is not gonna cost my sniffs I don't know a shirt here and it's just super cute because like where I come from things are not things are super cute and is not beautiful so we gonna go take it to school because I would like to use they don't have kids they do not have teachers do be home gym teacher uh-huh about winning a local battle in advance see that's the best the wrong she had only sense that I'm loving your pets yes it all makes sense at all but it's a short man so it's only gonna cost like $100,000 so that means that like I'll take the other like 19 so much so whatever money it's super huge um teacher he cute it's so like but he like gay he ain't gay like he went in local peasant they don't think that he should but do it you know the people in it they don't think that he shall win yeah because he's not a band teacher Oh uh-huh and it's just really sad because it's like where I come from like things like this don't have and I just want to do a short one yeah thank you so much I have never heard such a great series of ideas I'll I'll call you back listen and this is normal turn after it is for me to look the other way and for you to enter your vehicle and leave that's a normal oh don't take ten minutes not sit here and wait for the keys I can you send in the next person pitching Lisa okay thank you hello all right Chris Pratt well meet you wow just same name oh I'm really uh we're gonna make money we are here doing the kids in the kids dragged their parents and double the money there okay what a kid loved parodies yes YouTube covered and parodies let's bring YouTube to the big screen let's make fun of some okay we're gonna do a thrill-seeking parody but it's gonna be funny cuz no parody so what we're gonna do we're gonna parody cars but it's gonna be live action a truck driver thrill-seeking uh-huh you know he meets like a douche the same guy he plays the strong guy New Groove what's the guy's name Patrick Warburg the boys do the voice yeah this guy you meet that guy he is lightning McQueen he's like alright I heard about this sword right and so they're gonna go find Excalibur and they're gonna go on a quest together and his big rig and they're gonna they're gonna meet a legendary wizard Merlin and we're gonna see like a mouse and it's gonna be Mickey Mouse there's like all the Disney movies made fun of a live-action you know yeah that's that's that's unbelievable I would like to hire an influencer personally to play the truck driver well I would play the truck you said was like live-action it's a truck drivers guys I'd like the truck oh man you want the truck to talk hey listen well you think pays the bills I buy me a tire I'd hire lately pawns lately class would be the truck you know she crashes a lot that's fine oh she's not driving she's not judging she's the shrug yeah she's the truck she'll crash it's fine what what is what is the the working title the working title right now is its scallop bumper Wow nice you you know what I know my other pitchers are in the the waiting room and my door is very you know wide open yeah you're the you you're the best person I've seen today great good job you came in with the correct energy you have brewed iced Neapolitan either Wow thank you I'll probably give you my 20 million odd next okay okay this is actually like I was gonna do a character I'm not because this idea I think could actually be good I'm looking to think about this after it's done okay so here we go yeah so it's an after-school special so mind you it's supposed to be educational and it will be facts will be displayed throughout the movie it's about an absent-minded civil war re-enactor who has two escaped from a maximum-security prison but here he's deaf or not reenacting he is full Civil War he goes then just full like full handlebar mustache everything he's in there because he didn't reenact he took it seriously feed him to be a meditation people took that a book to the Confederate soldiers huh what a bullet straight through Robert E and they're like boys like he said a maximum-security prison and he's intention is still to free the slaves Oh anything's he's like he's like oh this sort of the Confederacy is keeping them all so he's trying to like break them all out his bum me it's like what are you in for he's like for shedding blood to break the chains of those wrongly enslave and they're like many african-americans spot on the side of and guess who's playing this whoever we can get off la caste 40-year old actor who's only been in like I can't see commercial like 20 years ago huh big bun chili chicken it takes to to fill me up the new KFC Double Down chicken sandwich finally even struggling hard topless smile friend yeah he comes in with a black and white head shot from 1995 oh dude can you imagine though the entire time this is actually actually thinks wow it's 1865 title the movie would be uncivil listen I'm gonna i'ma just say starting out both Bobby and Shane's pitch did at some point state I don't need a lot of money I don't want a lot of money you did say you only needed a hundred thousand dollars it would be cheap as it would look cheap I don't want you to have that I want that to invest alright alright I'm gonna invest and I'm gonna be honest I'm a big fan of this lay my palm film The Late Late Late pons film play I'm gonna have to give 15 million dollars to my girl making a parody which is what I said I wanted from the start yeah which is on point she also gave me Lele pons as live-action truck which is also what I wanted that you get 50 million and Shane you get five so I'm the producer I'm very my name is Kevin snookums I'm very woke you know I mean Tyler Perry direct all my films we only use black actors so if you have white actors we will put them in blackface that's all you need to know about me I'll decide from there I didn't hear any of that so I'm just gonna wing it do you want to start yeah I'll start okay let's start sorry lady what's your name I'm Olivia Olivia oh just kidding Jake Jake from State Farm okay so you're liar okay dude I actually like this like you know how he had his okay this is actually really good so this is the freaking century of women empowerment all right okay this whole cast is gonna be all female so definitely like the Beyonce is like the oh dude yes I think like Ghostbusters in the new one that came out nice nice Karthi okay great yeah so the genre of this movie is actually found footage oh nice but it was kind of like Cloverfield in this exactly very oh god Jerry um Blair Witch Project yeah based off a true story yes yes and they are super-powered Girl Scout troop Oh God huge of these girls just being freaking dope mm mm I mean each of them have different superpowers and they're trying to stop a bob from blowing up a bus of full of orphans footage okay so where would you say it takes place New York City baby girl scouts yo title I'm working together so what's the title you want to say city girls girls did I just come on yeah you did like this is a partnership you work for me oh yes there we go off for God like see the Girl Scouts and then we can do a city Girl Scouts - I only like doing it well okay we can do it once yeah yeah so Bob we can hire a very young like we have Beyonce right we got Beyonce that's okay is she one of the Girl Scouts are like you don't have the Girl Scouts okay dude I can see it and then maybe they could have it one okay is Beyonce singing the theme song what's having a theme song don't try and stop us okay how does it go don't try and stop us we are the Girl Scouts of the city the city will come and save all the forfeits from the Stine but blowing up school bus may be with you Jake I'm gonna move over to pink hair over here I'm sitting uh hi nice to meet you to meet you uh sorry I've got to open up my pineapple juice first thank you said I'm take your tongue I love this power power mode no I would like I love power moves oh all right you want to share no no can I have some first thing that'll cost you 5 million Oh that'll cost me five we'll see about that ahem oh that's just jiffy lube oil thank you very much hurt for letting me in today okay what's your name my name is Julius Julius guardian and I used to make cakes for a living but I now want to become a screenwriter please let go of my hand yes thank you um okay so understand this there is nothing more than I like them to feel good so I googled genres of movies that feel good and the first one came up it was feel-good movies so we're gonna make we're gonna make a feel-good movie about someone just like me very easily distracted so it's a feel-good movie following an easily distracted hit man okay so he feels good about his day so good in fact that he actually gets distracted about killing his hits well good all in one day you know he decides you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna help people instead I'm easily distracted but instead of killing I'm gonna help so he ends up negotiating a tense hostage situation this is Lee director blood yes he is of course he is starring Tyrese Gibson yeah Forest Whitaker boy Honaker I don't like his eye can we choose all we've got Taye Diggs he follows me love oh yeah let's go so start a Diggs as the easily distracted hit man this film will feature the song car wash at some point we are family welcome after and that's when he's walking down the street and then he sees the hostage situation happening inside the bank and he goes in and because he's a hitman the only way he knows how to help is to kill the people who are holding people hostage there really was only distracted so some comedy comes in when he's distracted you know maybe who he's supposed to kill or what do you do you know really good yeah okay um next how's it good brother I know you but my name is Tanner from the hills see you mate oh I totally do yeah oh okay so like I've got this like super dope head you know it's it's an unnecessary sequel to like any movie oh my gosh so like something like you know there's Friday there's like beeps pretty and think all these Fridays like what about Saturday brother okay so it's like this dirt lipstick billionaire man so it's like me right because my parents have bits of paper clips so just like loaded so who's the lead character are they black anyway anyways pick one oh [ __ ] he's got like be black you know what I mean so we're going black face what you said it I didn't dark elliptic billionaire he's gonna do in a street gang and fall in love with the leader so there's gonna be some kissy Thank You tanner nice meeting you can vape sometime yeah I'd love to hi I'm Elizabeth Grainger heaven yes me too okay let's just get some business have you ever heard of the movie Space Jam yes very very popular yes so what we're gonna do is we're gonna make another live-action/animated hybrid nice okay okay starring and influential fugitive and we're gonna leave whatever country usually from - based on the topicality of one year keeping and he meets the freaking cast of the Looney Tunes and they decide they need to go back in time and kill Hitler and it's called race gym because they're saving the human race well so you don't have a black actor in mind you know I'm real bad with names oh okay the idea let's just get to the theme song I'm brilliance of music to the ventilator security she's doing the silent cartographer just so everybody knows that's the fire of halo one said I'm gonna have to like exclude you from the meeting I'm finna ball it all together oh yeah I gave you I would be fine all right so listen to this I just want to say thank you guys for coming out but I like disasters and I'm gonna pick you Shane I'm gonna give you 20 million value on cities away with more money on white privilege just wait what yeah it's like you took a chance you took a chance I said that I wanted specific things and you said no I'm Kate yes strong individual and what that mine said you will get anywhere that you want to be I like terrible movies and I want to see you fail something really here where's the money can we give him the swing yeah you give him all your money I messed up can I breathe distribute I want to also give some money to you Courtney Jenny cuz I'm gonna need you to give me some money back so I'm gonna give you ten oh you give me a chance a nice I give you five and let me give you this much and I'm gonna give you this much oh babe because you deserve it what about him who was that alright Wow hello oh hi there okay welcome back to me welcome back to this space oh boy holy crap okay so we got a slapstick comedy I guess uh it's gonna be real silly about an i name's mommy blogger who's living on the street for me mono in a bit so it's she's blogging about it all through every single lena cook through it every cut what did sexual encounter she's blogging about at all and it's all a food that she can go through anything she's growing up in the suburb she's a single mom sorry this is not a single mom oh gosh huh hmm Glenn Close Glenn Close Espanola no it shouldn't be Glenn Close ah God who's someone real stuck-up who do I hate megyn kelly what they call if we're called leap blog like leapfrog across the street blog thank you for coming all right bye this so I'm here okay that's I am very happy you did that because I'm here not to waste your talking thank you all right I'm here to make all right I'm gonna give you an arthouse film okay this is gonna be shot on 70 millimeter okay okay everything is one take you want one take movie okay one day it's gonna star a retired profession or bowler pool who is getting revenge on a group of cyber bullies so imagine this starts on him obviously in his room in his launch chair we shoot sad music it's all on film he's in he's on Facebook all alone in his in his lazy boy and all of a sudden his Facebook page of his old bowling movies he starts getting bullied so he he finds out where these kids are and he bowls them to death he takes a ball he engines into a ball yes I believe it's old man sad heart bad things I love cyber bullying you could have done that I didn't yeah I you know I thought so but sentence on the film I really want it to be about the art more than the story so I don't want it Oh who's starring who's starring none other than Jay Leno okay a retired professional boy oh yeah and I don't want any release online I actually want it to be in flipbook form so it's not even gonna be in film it'll be in flipbook and then you have to flip it at 24 frames per second so how will this make me money it'll make you money by first giving me money and then I'll spend the money which would generally stimulate the you know economy of the world which is what would help provide you uniqueness okay hi rich hi okay would you go this movie has a lot of heart your honor is a motion-capture movie about a terminally ill news anchor traveling across the country to compete in a video game I'm thinking John Goodman Wow he's a retired news anchor and he's just always put another passion on hold because he did what was right for you know his family in his career but now that he's he's about to die he wants to do one last thing Yolo is that you could say wow yeah and this movie with simple title because I like simplicity and it was gonna be called the gamer ok gamer man look anchorman yeah nice I like it ok thank you very much ok hello it was good I like that so you know there's a lot of alternative facts and everything going on so we're gonna do some alternative history alternate history maintenance fake news so it's pretty fake oh well it's about an overly enthusiastic garbage person oh ok makes no sense at all alternative right alternate getting a lesson about drug abuse from an eclectic group of 80s cartoon characters so it's cool it's hip you know it on me so I wanted to start Kirsten Dunst okay she's been like out for a while but it's like time was she like in that movie with um yeah the song is about throwing away you know like past experiences and then like you know recycling okay so it's like the Greek cycling in the 80s so recycling in the 80s you know nobody was doing that okay so it says I'm a throw this stuff away and eighties nobody don't do that imma throw it away cuz you're my baby don't know why some babies Wow but that's the thing like kirsten dunst finds babies in like the trash and she's enthusiastic that she found I mean and like the the characters come in and they help too and it's just like you know you know how it's gonna okay so like just let me know if you want okay well commuting thank you very much okay I'll be honest I really like all of these you know like Oh God am I allowed to give five million to each yeah you should okay I'm gonna spread the love this round I'm calling her out this is some technique to make sure nobody's close no I really like them all I didn't want to make anybody watch the win right now final round I'm I'm completely checked out like most producers so this is gonna be good I want a disaster so give me something real bad uh Bobby he's coming dead uh so for my beautiful summer blockbuster it's going to be a docudrama nice featuring a psychic tattoo artist Wow oh my god who is currently building a bed-and-breakfast on what happens to be an old graveyard it's a docudrama right we follow this tattoo artist as his tattoo shop is breaking down in the East Coast in the New England area and he's got a move so he's got to move to Wisconsin where he opens up a new shop attached to his bed and breakfast which he doesn't know what's actually on an ancient Native American burial ground so now when people stay over he actually as a psychic gets taken over by these ghosts who then the customers look while they're sleeping pill then tattoo and the ghost simply dead chieftains on to them and they'll wake up and they'll be so confused he's psychic but not that good so he's like I know what you want they're like I do you know it's like I know you might just ask they're there for the bed-and-breakfast he just and to also be attaching jellies so good they don't know that it happened they just wake up with some infections actually stars Kiefer Sutherland yeah that is it follows him the title is okay so my movie I'm thinking it's kind of like The Shining a psychological thriller about a narcissistic rock star an ex rock star who unintentionally buys a magic ring at the mysterious antique shop but I'll be really because it's psychological thriller we don't really know if this magic ring is even magical because this guy is a narcissist he's insane he's just an insane man he thinks that this man this ring is getting magic powers but it's really not and it's just a battle with his own brain and the title this movie will be called Bushwick because if the serious antique shop is in Bushwick Brooklyn I gotta be honest that just actually sounds like a good movie in actual like seven minutes short right what you got you said you wanted a disaster right I'm gonna give it to you just like porn pal don't bow please here we go so this movie is a literary adaptation you know I can read but like somebody my cousin transcribed some song so that's about an undercover vampire which means he gave a damn fire bring up the same day over and over so the damn fire he actually don't buy people's Mac see my other vampires next you see that's how he gate he's immortal but it does even Maddox he's really that is a desert if I ever seen one that should like not even but low VG this you're probably going like TV Mon or centric it's a literary adoption of what book Dracula 150 so just decide let's go to the next title called vampires vampires are us and I'm reason has cold eyes because we are all vampires in our own right really yes I think so he just oh my god I want to suck your blood but not you're not person you are verifying I'm gonna suck your blood and I'm gonna take all your blood out of you and I'm gonna put some light on you just cuz I'm you and then I'm a veto oh I have a movie this is going to be I think it's very good it's a propaganda film a pretentious boyband okay oh so they break up obviously they go seven ways who's seven boyband there's three drummers the band thank you for a reunion tour Wow and then it's called not my brand okay corny I liked yours except the disaster for my career no he's okay Olivia yours was actually too good yours yours actually will be a NY you should I have a coupon that's too good Noah's yours I liked a lot I mean 20 million dollars so first Buffy from the block I'm gonna give you 20 but I'm also gonna reach to my own pocket and give you my extra 20 I'm gonna give you 40 million dollars oh my god I gave you 40 million dollar oh my god what can I say I just wanted thanks my mom like that we believe me I don't know making sure that I've got three lunch at school I think I like this humility for how you like your money you like you tell people what you want how you gonna do it in it like you know you just give it up I don't make it right on me yeah you want to go starting with chances I had zero that gave it off look way too Bobby I've got five million dollars like ten million dollars everybody wants to see you like do you like watching this play this games right by the rights and actually super fun Bobby Bobby Bobby brought shout out to Bobby from the black nobody million yeah make it rain thank you guys so much for watching this movie you please like and subscribe down below coming down below which movie you actually would like to see in real life yeah and let us know other games we should play and thank you guys [Music]

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Id: nMZ5sU4w9Ek

Length: 39min 30sec (2370 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 07 2017