We Broke Tumblr Again | Destiel is Canon

the bone-stealing witch scandal rabid loving the mish apocalypse back in the day the severed toe pendant even all fantastic examples of the tumblr community coming together to bask in its own absurdity i'm here to announce that we've done it again boys but before we go any further on our adventure i need to tell you about this week's sponsor vessy a good pair of dirty old sneakers has always been a staple of my lesbian wardrobe but i cannot stress to you how disgusting it is to step in a puddle or to even walk in the rain with them on which is why it's very cool the bessie shoes are 100 waterproof sandproof slush proof and slip proof point is that these babies will keep your feet completely dry they don't even really look or feel like they should be waterproof they just look like really nice sleek shoes like excuse me what is this witchcraft so that you can stay comfortable and stylish without being damp because nobody wants to be damp the dampest time of all winter is closing in on us with every day i have the seasonal depression but i used to have seasonal depression and wet socks living lavish bessie has an incredible early black friday offer on right now so use my link in the description below to grab yourself a pair for the winter months while i still have sizes in stock don't worry if you missed the black friday sale you can still use my code eons to get 25 off your bessie shoes a little bit of background for you supernatural is a tv show with one of like the biggest tupler fandoms of all time a third of the superhulk on holy trinity the show began in 2005 and is set to finally be allowed to die this week go away i spent a lot of time on tumblr as a teenager that was the place that i went for my fandom related things um but i was never into supernatural specifically everything i have ever learned about it i have learned against my will and i refuse to learn anymore my very uneducated understanding of supernatural it's about these two brothers which it doesn't stop teenage girls from wanting them to kiss ew they fight monsters and demons and supernatural things friends with this guy castiel he's a he's an angel um teenage girls also want them to kiss him like all other popular tumblr shows of the time shipping the mail leads is a requirement i heard the word destiel a lot a lot on tumblr in like 2010 to 2013-14 destiel is the ship name for castiel and dean who is one of the brothers got it you don't need to know any more than that to appreciate the topic of this video because like i said i don't know any more than that and i really really don't ever want to know any more than that okay just so like you can like grasp how serious tumblr fandoms were about this kind of stuff i watched a whole hour and 30 minute long video like recently about the john locke conspiracy which is when fans were so convinced that sherlock and john were gonna get together at the end of sherlock season four that when season four came out they assumed that the entire thing was a prank or an elaborate arg by the writers and actually there was a the whole secret actual finale that the writers were gonna release any day now just you wait guys this was a whole phenomenon that it takes an hour and 30 minutes to fully explain the these fictional gay couples were extremely serious business people spent hours and hours of their lives writing fan fiction doing art concocting these elaborate theories anything to fill the voids in their hearts left by the fact that these things were not actually canon and they would probably never see them on screen so let's jump ahead to now it's been like six seven years since the peak of that that kind of tumblr culture and we're all adults now because as we know tumblr hasn't gained any new users since like 2015 we all just keep getting crustier and crustier we got a lot of other stuff to worry about now in fact the date is november 5th we are on the third night of election hell the mood the mood is sufficiently unhinged already trust me and um so like i said the last couple episodes of the last season ever of supernatural are currently airing and while most people who participated in the fandom five to ten years ago have completely lost interest now seeing this awakened something in us all of us not not even just people who used to be fans because i was never a supernatural fan but like seeing it on my dash in 2020 still evokes a visceral reaction or at least did before i started following heritage posts because the one thing i want the things the things i do for you guys it's something i know i can't have a [ __ ] sound effect because it is i love you the straight dude bro vibes are bad okay so this is this this imagine you confess your love to someone and they make this face i would die too is this really how he went to mega hell he went down a tube no i remember this post cinematic parallels they enjoyed animating the hell tunnel for homosexuals more than writing the scene gay people immediately get yeeted into hell oh i wonder what's problematic about that destiel cannon apparently but more pressing issue why is this edited and acted so weird like they both shot their scenes separately i've never seen someone look so visibly homophobic i'm losing my mind what if they just didn't tell jensen that's the actor who plays dean they perfectly captured gay guy confesses to straight guy who doesn't reciprocate lol is this real insane me trying to tell my cat that i have to go to the store misha full on crying jensen wouldn't husk squinting at a wednesday's menu from a distance even if you were never a tumblr fandom kid you have to appreciate how utterly batshit insane it is to be living in 2020 quarantined because of a plague waiting to see if america elects a fascist dictator which is not helping the plague situation and then to be smacked in the face by supernatural gay turbo hell cannon destiel leading to tumblr's collective sanity breaking in half and i was all reverting back to 2011 for one glorious glorious night of november 5th i like your shoelaces thanks i stole them from the president wait you guys know who the president is sherlock season 5 release date cast trailer plot when is the new series out please stop i'm begging you and i looked it up and the article is in fact real love wins yes i am exclusively looking at my own blog right now because i like these posts beard is still 2012 tumblr has been injected directly into my veins i feel like i'm on crack like as someone who's been on tumblr since 2010 destiel becoming canon was always going to be hilarious but the fact that it happens while we're waiting for election results outshined putin resigning and happened within a week of a 90-minute video coming out and reminding everyone what a failure the john locke conspiracy is like tonight is truly an amazing night for everyone out there with severe internet brain rot i'm pretty sure the thing about putin isn't true it was just a rumor basically a lot of people found out about destiel becoming canon because of a tweet that mentioned putin possibly resigning in the same tweet so the two things kind of became intertwined i think this might be the tweet future history books the 2020 election was shaken by one singular event on november 5th destiel became canon and one longtime supernatural fan was so overwhelmed by the news that they chose to resign their job that man was none other than vladimir putin i wish all super who locks who just logged in for the first time since 2013 a very pleasant ray-ban 24.99 sale there was a hack going around where it was like the post was like ray-ban sunglasses sale 24.99 and if an account was hacked it would tag like hundred people so then you'd go click on it and it would spread and whatever i don't know how these things work but it's not a myth my girlfriend got hacked by the ray-ban people and tagged me obviously i knew about it at this point but it was so funny it would have been cooler if he died from coven but whatever there are two wolves inside of me one is reading it would have been cooler if trump died of covet than getting voted out and one is reading it would have been cooler if castiel died of coven the funniest part of this is imagining what various politicians are thinking seeing destiel trending above the political stuff did they click on it did they know is there an intern explaining it to them what is going on in the simulation aoc is probably trying to explain this to bernie sanders yes when they said destiel was trending above political stuff they meant on twitter so this was very much going on on twitter as well but tumblr is my trash bin so this is where we get the news present during the 2013 mish apocalypse look i have contributed to the day this post got a thousand notes that is the power of misha we're breaking out the special reserve tonight 2013 vintage do you love the color of the sky the real question is does this post activate your fight or flight response true test of whether you've been on tumblr too long oh we got covid you got nevada is destroyed canon yet yes rayban one day 24.99 oh no oh no we're descending into super health i love her lack of energy go girl give us nothing waiting three years for a fourth season that ends up being so bad that people legit believed it was fake and there's another secret episode coming versus being queerbaited for 12 years only to have that ship confess before immediately being sent to super hell specifically for being gay god it's so dark every time i look back i feel like i have less lighting oh no okay so when i was trying to find posts that could just capture the energy of this whole i was correct to suspect that a lot of people just straight up tagged their posts november 5th because they couldn't figure out how else to sum this up also a lot of viewer vendetta posts in here but should have seen should have seen that one coming when it's november 5th 2020 so short recap of this hell of a week starting with the us elections being the most dramatic ones ever trump declares himself a winner literal days before we get an official results the whole world's waiting for freaking nevada to count their votes oh the nevada the nevada memes were good too with everyone's eyes still glued to nevada the new episode of supernatural airs casually kicking the entirety of tumblr back into the year 2013 destiel becomes canon after 11 seasons 12 years for about 12 hours everyone is convinced that canon destiel caused russian dictator vladimir putin to step down while all of us are busy freaking out about destiel georgia turns blue and we all find out via destiel memes pennsylvania turns blue and we find out via destiel memes again super hula is crawling out of its grave and people bring back tumblr code and dashcon rumors about sherlock season five to make super who love superhero chaos perfect putin is not stepping down but that doesn't stop the memes destiel is trending on twitter on top of the election and it's trending in combination with putin still waiting for nevada as for the dashcon reference in there there was a joke post going around like let's bring back dashcon 2021 i need to find it dashcon is back hello everyone i am so very pleased to announce that we are now collecting funds for dashcon 2021 that's right coming march 2021 we will be holding the second official dashcon in champ in in schaumburg illinois featuring panels such as love wins destiella's canon an introduction to [ __ ] activism in k-pop how fan cams fight fascism bernie aoc and other woke bays why we love them and what they might mean for our ships a 72-hour long handle hannibal i'd prefer that a 72-hour hamilton sing-along all weekend and acting lessons with special guest jensen echols donate here to help make dashcon the best it can be i would go unironically if dashcon ever somehow came back destiel putin election is another tag that people were using i love how everyone on the other hemisphere is about to wake up to the destiel putin election 2020 hailstorm and doesn't have a clue supernatural has still been going all this time what that would have been my reaction to if i hadn't come across this post a couple months ago that was like supernatural is still going and you had no idea so you're clearly following the right people on tumblr i was well i thought i was they all crawled out of the woodwork and flooded me with destiel memes on november 5th nonetheless how is tumblr user heritage posts mental health on november 7th 2020 i'm gonna check in honestly that's a pretty good idea there was a previous rule that all heritage posts have to predate 2016 but uh date of origin 5th of november 2020. so because of destiel i went outside and started screaming at 12 am so naturally someone thought i was being murdered and called the police and when they got here i had to give them my explanation for screaming at 12 am so i just said destiel and one of the cops i suddenly got really big and then he said is it it's canon and then watch the clip on his phone i have a grown policeman sitting in my driveway crying and cursing at supernatural under his breath and his partner gave him a shock blanket oh my god this is a classic tumblr fake story it's vintage i'm sure it's referring to something that happened between them in one of the much earlier seasons but it's so applicable supernatural is gonna end one day right wrong you are wrong you know why because i'm gonna kidnap the actors and lock them in the basement and every wednesday i'm gonna make them read off a script i write and even if they look terrified no supernatural will never end i'll keep going just you watch me well this explains the destiel confessions the fact that that scene was powerful enough to unearth like the last remains of our 2013 selves if that had actually something like that had actually dropped in 2013 we would be dead so if you haven't noticed i'm having a bit of a learning curve with um trying to film before the sun starts setting in the middle of the afternoon because it does that now but i hope this video doesn't look too cursed if it does arguably adds to the mood i appreciate your viewing eyes and i will see you in another video very soon it's going to be a book review of something very special so prepare yourself you

Channel: STRANGE ÆONS

Views: 458,169

Rating: 4.9825249 out of 5

Keywords: strange, aeons, STRANGE, ÆONS, tumblr deep dive, destiel, supernatural

Id: OTyYnsmRDAw

Length: 14min 20sec (860 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 19 2020