Destiel being boyfriends for 20 minutes

don't do that hello dude guys we've talked about this personal space are you sure about that hey i feel a little left out over there get over i said to come alone these are my friends my friends who don't listen very well why go ask him he was your boyfriend first annie old how your boy toy and i are rolling our way towards your top secret domicile running errands all over the u.s burning through that rather finite supply of grace all in a desperate effort to save your boyfriend you don't look good you look terrible yeah well you're not my type either i'm fine well you on the other hand you looking good so am i your back question for you my shy but devastatingly handsome friend here so what i'm thelma and you're louise and we're just gonna hold hands and sail off this lift together what was that for our last night on earth all that so odds are you're a dead man tomorrow yes oh you're still in my best line well last night on earth what uh what are your plans i just thought i'd sit here quietly she loved me unconditionally she forgave me she only asked for one thing to stop i mean stop and he was cute and he knew the words to every zeppelin song so when he asked you for your number you gave it to him even though you knew your dad would be pissed i just wanted to return this come on so now i'm gonna help you i'm gonna cure you of your human weakness same way i cured my own [Music] i loved you you didn't love me you were obsessed with me that isn't love i loved you i don't know what's real anymore tell you what we do know nothing about our lives is real know that was real you asked what about all of this is real [Music] we are the cupid has gone rogue and we have to stop him before he kills again naturally of course we do i get the feeling something's going on does anyone get a little bit of a gay vibe and i can i can wear this it looks like a space man look just because you're obsessed with all that wild west stuff oh no you have a fetish shut up i like old movies yeah the one with uh guns and tuberculosis i'm your huckleberry yeah exactly dr novak meet uh yes i know i know these gentlemen mr winchester and the other mr winchester doctor doctor you know it's uh it's an intense relationship and i believe that they they love each other and it's purely sexual they wrongly assume dean would be brave enough to withstand them uh you know what blow me cass look no way oh cash not for nothing but last person who looked at me like that i got laid uh why don't you uh go keep an eye on adam everything for you this is what you give to me what does it always got to be me that makes a call huh it's not like cash lives in my ass the dude's busy okay let's get out of my ass i was never in your righteous bone we can call castiel again dude on my car he showed up naked covered in bees better and then your buttons uh why don't you unbutton it okay that's that's far enough tony monero um the hell you thinking huh i'm sorry did you just say that you lost to winchester because one that's interesting and two how was it that you lost dean i thought the two of you were joined at the you know everything now you wait and we call on you when it's time uh excuse me ladies i think i need to confer with our fearless leader for a minute why not go get it it seemed to me like you'd actually found some peace you once told me you don't choose what you do he chooses you yeah i'm a part of this like it or not castillo lisa he's not here you see he has his weakness he likes you oh sorry uh you have me confused with the other angel you know the one in the dirty trench coat who's in love with you i don't care and then after a rousing speech his true weakness is revealed he's in love with humanity um by humanity mean you're dean family i love you i love all of you that's pretty nice timing cass we had an appointment don't ever change sorry but i'd rather have you cursed or not and anyway not up all right we're all cursed i seem like good luck to you what i don't want to make you uncomfortable but i detect a note of forgiveness yeah well probably gonna die tomorrow so well i'll go with you can i ask the plan you were quite the bounder did you tell anyone where your valuables were missing yeah they might so this is it e.t goes home i have some beef jerky and a pack of menthols what are you doing here geez it's nice to see you too cass it's steve now and huh yeah you surprised me well the feeling is mutual no dean it's not i'm proud of you thank you dean what's honorable about a miniature bar in a motel room everything how are you dean i'm glad you're here man [Music] dana yes sorry i wanted to be there but we feared that michael would sense my presence sam told me ain't nothing the demon crowley is making a deal even as we speak it's going down going down right okay huggy bear just don't lose him i won't lose him more sunshine some coffee no thank you i have to go i spent all that time trying to get through to you dean calls once and now it's hello yes so what you you like him better or something dean and i do share a more profound bond i wasn't gonna mention it i think you and i need to have a nice long chat yes how do i start looking for this castiel i got one word for you winchester what are they doing um kids these days call it hugging although we do explore the nature of destiel in act two sorry what oh it's just subtext but then again you know you can't spell subtext without s-e-x if there is one thing i've learned in all my years on the road it's when somebody's pining for somebody else oh don't try and hide it now shouldn't it be dcl really that's your issue with this castine shut your face get in the car go easy on cass okay he's one of the good guys dude if anybody else i mean anybody pulled that kind of crap i would stab him in their neck on principle why should i give him a free pass because it's cass remember me i sure remember you clarence why are we working with these abominations keep talking dirty makes my meat suit all dewy all right we know we're crap classy what i like that yeah i mean i would think that getting killed is something and having sex [Music] you had sex with april yeah that would be where the hedonism comes in [Music] what was that i learned that from the pizza man [Music] when you betray us i'll be the one to carve out of your heart oh cass such a flood [Music] i think we're going to be good friends too all right can we go oh i can hear little angel we will find a better way i mean we yes dumbass we you wanna die was killed by wyatt earp himself not kidding johnny ringo billy the kid doc holiday hey-o this is awesome you're in a good mood huh yeah man nothing no i i just uh you've been having a rough go so it's it's good to see you smile well i said i needed a big win we got cash back that's a pretty damn big win dean yes okay okay all right i could go with you no no no no i gotta do this alone i don't think it will work for me you hear what he's telling you dean your body is saying listen to me you aren't dead blood junkie i'm the one with the mojo i'm the one with the plan yes we're gonna shove your ass back to the eye of that needle if it kills all three of us obviously i'm less than comfortable [Music] and where's the pie i think we're out you don't understand i need pie i need you i need you you have to choose castiel us or them good you and sam have each other [Music] i think it's time for me to move on [Music] now i'm begging you for once look out for yourself until we figure out what the hell is going on trust nobody and do what just abandon them all damn it cass you hearing yourself there's a war on it it's on you there's thousands of them out there you said you lost your grace right that means you're human that means you bleed and you read and you sleep and all the things you never had to worry about before i'm finding case gas guess no hey yeah never do that again all right okay i'll do my best guys hey oh hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa it's okay it's okay he's a friend all right hey okay hey okay all right dean you're alive what about the bomb and the darkness what happened i'll tell you everything yes yes hey something's happened something it's angel radio there's so many voices what are you saying is it is it true isham i have a price on my head and i've been trying to stay one step ahead of them to to keep them away from you oh that's right to save dean winchester that was your goal right i mean you draped yourself in the flag of heaven but ultimately it was all about saving one human right and i won't let you sacrifice yourselves you mean too much to me to everything he's with catch so he's not alone because that makes it so much better cass he wanted to go solo and you let him i dean it's so good to hear from you oh okay well good when you want to talk about me now i want to talk about anything that's not a demon sticking needles into my brother's brain yeah humor me man how you doing so you're saying we're both a couple of dumb asses i prefer the word trusting less dumb less ass guess can we talk of course dean you know i always appreciate our talks and our time together the reaper you back yeah and you stopped she was hot so hot and very nice up to the point she started torturing me yeah well whatever your hookup's perfect all right i'm going to get us another round item all right i'm i ain't no no i i don't i don't know i mean it's you know there's things there's people feelings that i i want to experience differently than i have before or maybe even for the first time

Channel: Ughh Fitz

Views: 915,849

Rating: 4.9750223 out of 5

Keywords: Deancas, Destiel, Jensen Ackles, Dean Winchester, Misha Collins, Castiel, Supernatural

Id: OEgIHXVB31s

Length: 19min 51sec (1191 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 05 2020