Was It Something I Said? Uncut S01E08

you oh all about rotations from the great in the good as well as the poor in the bad for instance Oscar Wilde once said most people are other people their thoughts or someone else's opinions their lives are mimicry their passion to quotation I couldn't have put it better myself which rather proves his point Monica's team is comedian and actor Jim Moyer aka Vic Reeves and with Richard I Ord is comedian and comedian Josh Widdicombe we'd out our quotations as a journalist and broadcaster who once said the better the wine the easier it is to get out of bed yeah I used to be like that now I just keep it on the bedside table this is the first time I've been dressed for a week welcome Kirsti walk it's lost do you have a favorite quotation um yes it's um it's from Gary Lineker it's genuine it's one my favorite clips average you can't hear the quote and it's but it's you know during the 1990 World Cup semi-final when Paul Gascoigne got booked well I can cry you don't know I'm aware that such things happen there's a kind of touching moment where Gary Lineker walks across the camera and he turns to Bobby Robson and you seem go have a word with him and it word with him it's more about the context than the quote itself well I'd say that the thing about a good quote is that it it has some wisdom out of its original context a word with him really you had to be Jim do you have a favorite quote one I always use could happen really you can say that at the end of any sentence then it works you could say at the end of have a word of them hello word with him okay so our first round is called threesomes ramp 3 of course is called one soms and round 2 is called Jessica to do is match a series of quotations to one of three celebrities you can also play along at home by following acts something I said on Twitter to unlock extra content the theme of this week's threesome is money can we have the first quotation please Kirstie there is nothing wrong with being the best at your job go for it and it's really easy to become rich you should be taught how at school ok can you be taught to be rich at school just have a class where they say just be condescending and slightly rude to everybody sounds like you know a public school sort of thing to say do they get do they go on to say how they would teach it I don't think they do better they know they're not telling well but I'm going to narrow down your options that this quotation was it property tycoon Donald Trump Magic Man Paul Daniels or business magnate and film producing aviator Howard Hughes I should perhaps clarify when I say Magic Man Paul Daniels he's not and has never claimed to be actually magic what's happened to his finger he chopped it off in in a fabulous magic act he was making a prop and he chopped it off of the saw well he says that he was doing a magic act and he chopped it off I'm not so sure I think was showing off with a blender how far I can push the Kiwi which of these three do you know has been bankrupt I think that sounds wrong humps being bankrupt so he's never been personally bankrupt but he's been corporately bankrupt four times and he says basically I've used the laws of the country to my advantage that has filed for bankruptcy twice his hair is insolvent had that much money and still have a terrible haircut to think of I'm a multi-millionaire but I walk about with this on me now does he face yeah does he think like I've got no where I'm bald but I got a lot on my neck yeah so I'm just gonna brush it forward out of that I'll get it I don't know a dog to stand behind me with it it looks like he's going pull my finger Oh my finger doing my sermon banane Trump on nature hosts the us apprentice what do you think he thinks of our apprentice host does not shock me he's angry the it--some does hate him he tweeted Alan sugar saying look in the mirror and fact the real Lord that Donald Trump exists you are nothing imagine the fire wouldn't that be a great fight seeing them to shaping our to each other no name bang the wig Bosh stray on bail corn two sugars face it look like a beard the two of them lock together by the velcro power of trumps wig on on sugars beer Alan Sugar's built a wig yes mr. Hale he has awake he is gone he's gone facing Paul take yours off oh this oh no it's glued on but you know I believe in sugars face was a wig and that his only real surface was his beard can they come in a shell on top of the video what Alan sugar is there's actually a ball of hair a veneer of scaling are also a possibility yeah yeah could happen um so what are your thoughts on this quote who thinks you should go to school to learn how to be rich Donald Trump Paul Daniels or Howard Hughes well I'm still alive you know what a very much larger life I've seen the Spruce Goose his big aeroplane at Long Beach in California and I was there with Bob and it's there in a massive hangar and it was a fantastic boost it's a sea plane yeah and it'll climb I see by what he did was he tried to make the biggest he was American wasn't he wanted to make them the biggest and the best thing he had ever flown but it floats a little bit kind of took off and landed again but what it mate is very impressive so do you think he would be likely to say this you used to I read he used to arrange his pees in size order before it eat them yeah yeah that's true why is that hard why is if you collision of matter of facts some garden peas and some Petit Pois I've got to line them up in size agent you're mixing your peas up now that's madness very few people when they have pcs with a meal would have I'll have a mixture mix usual but then again he was a billionaire a medley of peas yes I could he'd be able to afford you know one of every species of P in the world every day and then he has to put them in order and then name the species and no reason learn to eat them sorry please snow peas yes teepees Michael say burpees yeah put tissues out to walk to the bathroom and so miss Dean he used to have to genuinely have to Kleenex boxes on his feet didn't it he was certainly getting through up to a dozen packets of tissues a day no she was very OCD you know putting pees in order keeping his way in jars you have yet to say something weird to me no she honestly did you do this he used to select from his poos and keep the ones that he considered worthy yeah I am next one in the toilet to show the wife later on that you said I've never actually dinner me no need to write cracker and you think I'll leave that and see it's in from work all stress there and all get me a glass of wine come with me who do we reckon thinks ooh to go to school to learn how to be rich Donald Trump Paul Daniels or Howard Hughes what do you think I think they all could have said it but we were in towards the earth it's the central a little fella you know you think it's him yeah stop doing impressions of Gibbon we also think it's Eric mokey I'm going Paul Daniel we're gonna go Paul Daniels that's the story yeah say can we go Daniels as well yeah the answer is Paul Daniels no one else Paul Daniels thinks should be on the school curriculum magic now what he says they should teach you at school that sex doesn't stop at 21 I don't know when it stops because it hasn't for me by a long way even start at 21 desert sadly none for me poor woman Chester fat was imagining climbing up and tougher livers missing finger Oh that wonderful Gator comes out when it comes okay Kirsty can we have our next quotation on the subject of money please money was never a big motivation for me except as a way to keep score um if keeping score by the way Hughes would be in the lead then Trump then Daniels you had the most money who's was the second richest man in the world when he died oh how did he do that and did he talk without sign on and work I mean the firt the first thing he did is that he inherited his father's fortune that all that would have helped his father patented a rotary drill bit what Hughes habit kept his third wife awake prodding her no sign probably does it I know what's is if you do it enough conviction it can wake the other person up I sometimes do out a couple Samara I go done now he cuz if I'm having some next year's asleep and you can't get asleep and you hate them don't you hire obviously being eaten that they can see me if he added iron that we're what do you say that I'll feed that yeah well the other block do it's not that note for over a decade Hughes refused to cut his toenails and they kept clicking together Oh to the extent that his his aircraft engineers built him a special set of calipers to hold his toes apart what did he do for footwear just go Winkle Pickers Turkish slippers with the curl so are we getting any closer to knowing which of the three of them said this I think it's all Trump yeah I think I wrote I think Howdy's was so rich to start with I don't really think that he would have bothered that much about keeping score whereas Donald Trump seems to be solely focused on just money you think Donald Trump yeah what do you think it sounds something kind of bravado style Trump doesn't it money was never big motivation for my Oh for me he's sick the way to keep school yeah I wanna be somebody in the trailer did ya Trump yeah you both think Trump yeah well the answer is Donald Trump if you know what Trump's fragrance is called Trump is it called Central Park no it's not call this let's see there's a park in New York called Central Park there's also word for fart on this occasion I'm with you and what I did was that I took those two elements which individually aren't amusing although PARP is gets a ripple and and I built a pun with those two elements and everyone just had one of the best last they've ever had that's a great little clip for these documentary will all be interviewed I'll be like Dell boy falling food yeah I'll be your moment well I hope this isn't my moment um and yes I fear it maybe it's in it's called success the smell of Trump yes you once gave an award to a Scottish farmer who'd caused Trump a lot of trouble yeah he go he got Scott of the year cuz he caused him a hell of a trouble cuz he wouldn't sell his farm to him but Trump wanted to buy yeah he wanted to expand his hoarding which was the whole of the northeast of Scotland Trump owns everything and he didn't want there to be a wind farm built near him because of his hair cuz he felt okay if there was a wind farm in the area he might get tangled up and mashed up in the giant turbines and if Trump wasn't coming across negatively enough he the way he treated this farmer Michael Forbes sounds terrible he sort of subjected him to a vicious international public relations campaign and said of him that he lives like a pig and is a disgrace to Scotland I was thinking about getting some success with Chris yeah that's what it does to you stick with Salinger sports none of the quotations was from Howard Hughes as a young man he declared I intend to be the greatest golfer in the world the finest film producer in Hollywood the greatest pilot in the world and the richest man in the world but we remember him as a weirdo that kept his piss in a jar so at the end of our threesomes around I can tell you that the teams are tied over the break see if you can complete this quotation from Arnold Schwarzenegger from a radio talk show in 2003 the year he became governor of California I think that gay marriage is something that should be what you can tweet your answer to act something I said and we'll see you in a couple of minutes who was it something I said before the break we asked you to complete this quotation from Arnold Schwarzenegger I think that gay marriage is something that should be what any thoughts panel is it terminated better yeah if it were if I ought to go into greetings cards have a big good a great discard I think gay marriage is something that should be terminated he's among homophobic people yeah occasionally give that to people of the same sex get married they both love Terminator you don't know what card will adequately sum up your disdain for their use then this card would be almost completely opposite I think that gay marriage is something that should be more butch they don't come soon I don't put it in key in the bot bot no is I think should be allowed as long as it's a gay man a gay woman I'm gonna give you the point because you're quite close can we have the full quote please Kersey I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman I wasn't serious yeah well it's a very stupid thing to say and despite saying this arne performed the marriage ceremony of his gay chief of staff susan kenedy to a woman not for neighbors will be absolutely livid can you imagine how odd it would be if it turned out that Arnold Schwarzenegger as chief of staff was a fictional character so far what a twisting that would be yeah he's weird as a kind of actor known for playing brainless thugs becoming governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger once said of his fortune money doesn't make you happy I now have fifty million dollars but I was just as happy when I had 48 million I love a politician with the common touch the next round is called key words we give our panelists a couple of words from well-known quotation which they should know and they have to try and work out the whole thing so for instance if we gave them the words V and of you'd know we're fed up with them googling the answer behind the desk arguable points whoever's closest to getting it completely right okay here's a famous quotation from Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain in 1938 Kirsty can we have the first two key words please they are history and time is it it's history time he's just got off the plane he goes I have in my hand a letter from Hitler this time it's his story this time he says it's true look in touching very suspiciously at the the piece of paper I mean as well he [ __ ] might is talked about it was all this is a lovely piece of paper he looks like he's got one of those things where it's just gonna go to it laughs I don't know pick a number well easy saying in time history will show that this sort of litterin will not be accepted why is he doing a Dalek impression they all spoke about Daleks back then I mean to see me yeah we have a third key word please go see the next word in the lexicon is honor wolf honor I think it's more or less for the second time in our history or in history in this nation's history some like that we have come away from Germany with honor and Hitler's absolutely promised and he didn't cross his fingers and he's definitely never going to do anything naughty and yes he's not keen on certain sections of the community let's just let that slide use or I know it's wearing the clear and it's gonna be cool as a melon I'm gonna go to this team for their answer history will prove that uni now time Germany honored the agreement I have here never again in history will there be a war between Germany and England okay Kirsty what's the actual quotations for the second time in our history a British Prime Minister has returned from Germany bringing peace with honor I believe it is peace for our time that as we now know was horseshit Richard started exactly right for the second time in our history yes a British prime minister and then he went off into cos Chamberlain made no reference to Hitler's planned genocide in Beast III I did know that I just thought I've been on the show for a while and I thought I should try a joke yes Chamberlain that said this on his return from the Munich conference in 1938 with a signed agreement from Hitler which stated the desire of our two peoples never to go to war with one another again and where did he put the bear paper though Dave when he got there we'll have filed it now I bet left in his pocket as he heard the bomb was going our vehicle we don't put that be a piper actually the wash it was not so what did Hitler say about this agreement hey I mean he'll believe he fell for it basically yes oh um foreign minister Ribbentrop was castigating Hitler for having signed this agreement and Hitler said oh don't take it so seriously that piece of paper is of no further significance whatever the more I hear about Hitler the less I like it's time to play around called what are they talking about you're gonna hear a quote that's been taken out of context and what I want to know is what that person is talking about although in the case of Forrest Johnson an acceptable answer is he doesn't know himself here's a quotation from former football manager Alex Ferguson talking to the Glasgow City Marketing Bureau in 2009 can we hear it please Kirsty the dangerous ones had names the king the Queen the suicide the diamond the spiky is it rebels is it does gaffs yeah changing room gaffes yeah if they'd be good names I've had a few that I would refer to as spiky the one you don't a spiky one you don't want to get the king king is the worst Queen is softened somehow satisfying the suicide suicide is just when it's contained within the area of the person II didn't the diamond is a very painful one this fart known to man his little bit I'll give you a clue this was something he did in his childhood did he have a childhood Alex Fergus yeah did he not just gonna stand outside Manchester you know it white he's cold hey I'm gonna did Google a wit yes I can do Scottish you start sister genuinely can do lots of voices there you can I can yeah just not like the voice of any here so what are you ready to stand out the storm like tackles or something in football up free kicks or dogs or something like because it is relatives the suicide he comes the suicide there is a bleed again I'm getting to ask kursi for the whole quote which will reveal what he was talking about it was a great upbringing we'd be out jumping dykes the dangerous ones had names the king the queen suicide the diamond the spiky you'd go to different areas of govern to challenge each other and to jumping dikes because it was very dangerous it was as I would have thought was obvious he was talking about Dyke jumping is that what all children in Scotland do for fun Kirsty there's lots of dykes around the main dykes are dry stain dykes drop dry a dry stain dyke a dry stain dyke is a wall that's put together without any mortis right it's dry stones okay together in a dike are there wet stain dykes no there only dry stain dykes so why specify drive was the thing about being a dry stained Dyke right is it is a thing of beauty that doesn't pull it it's very difficult to see a dry stay indict without thinking someone that put that drives Dean date together was a genius a dry stone wall I've just worked it out yeah yeah caste could we all come on the lake review next week certainly not we'd make more sense than some of the people you ever you're Charlotte area they talks of bullets on your show so at the end of our what are they talking about round Richards team is in the lead over the break see if you can complete this quotation from rapper Snoop Dogg some words of wisdom from a magazine interview in 2008 common sense rules over everything that's what I learnt from what you can tweet your answer to app something I said and we'll see you in a couple of minutes - was it something I said before the break we asked you to complete this quotation from Snoop Dogg common sense rules over everything that's what I learned from what being a pimp no I thought a message any weapon being a pimp yeah super it's not right do you know why he quit pimping genuinely the hours yeah nightmares the admin it wasn't me I've been right he genuinely quit pimping cuz he said for family reasons he was a pimp though was he really a pimp he was a pimp well it could be you know this quarter this come from anywhere couldn't it really this is what why I learned from that two-day course I did with Bromley counts all about helping second even pinks have to go on health and safety La Rambla cows who insist their health and safety implications of prostitution are enormous yeah I mean those high heels you know yeah people be falling about and of the CVD the violence the drugs and the venereal disease you're thinking of but you're quite right to also focus on the footwear now will you know where Nia really let's have the answer please Kirsty common sense rules over everything that's what I learned from selling crack Teleca that's a little village in Hocus time now for our final round was it something I said in which each team has to work out who said the following quotations and to narrow it down it'll either be from someone on the show tonight or from our virtual guest and Robinson she's virtual because she's not the real Ann Robinson much like most of Anne Robinson nowadays so first up is Mickey's team who said the following was it Richard Josh Kirstie me or Ann Robinson we have the first one please Kirsty my specialist subject on mastermind would be me or gossip is anyone here been on mastermind yes so so let's see we're on it sir she did dykes but I think this is someone whose faces are quick isn't it is someone talking offhand yeah but some light-hearted question Jim so I think somebody I think it could be Josh think look at the look on his face yeah yeah it's not yeah me me office Acme officer it's emanating it looks guilty yeah it's like you can see into our souls I know - gift okay it's Josh I think we're gonna go to Josh's Widdecombe well the answer is and Robinson can we have the next scope please Kirstie I don't know anything about computers I resisted getting the internet for a long time so who said that Richard Josh Kirstie me or Ann Robinson say this is probably something that mas would have said yeah being the most character yeah hey internet nerd in his yes when he was interviewed about new IT Crowd the sort of thing you go said ah I can imagine in an interview they went blah blah blah I mean yes I know so he already said something culturally yeah just to confuse the journalist yeah this is brilliant work this is I think a cop show is born who's it nice and nasty then make up nicely to sketch it ready I think we're gonna go in Richard on this one here sirs Richard well the answer is Richard either you were buying the internet now as a project I mean I may be behind beat you I didn't do it in favor of it my fav I mean it's a bit like a weather system I'm neither for it or against it I merely exist in a world that contains it I'm against it myself you're against I'm against now you're losing so next up it's Richards team who said the following was it Mickey Jim Kirsty me or Ann Robinson I've got a terrible crush and crusty walk and have had for a number of years I've also think for intellectual women slightly older than me oh my god who might have said this and I believe this is you yeah the question I explained we pull you up on the format Jim but the question is not being posed to you you are you are one of the contenders for having said it less likely one necessarily rule out Jimmy could be playing a very clever game I think it could be the kind of really annoyingly [ __ ] ething Ann Robinson could say she is getting younger all the time and Robertson certainly aspires to see much younger than she is she's like Benjamin Button she's the only persons getting younger yes she's just getting smaller I think that's because I think there's less skin very tight which is actually causing the muscle to compress violently she's under inside where she winks she's under the glass fattening under incredible muscular tension well I know that the insurance on the weakest link has gone up because they're worried that you know if she snaps to pink one one thing you know part of her could come off at tremendous speed literally a risk that one of our eyeballs could just go straight through your head well the answer is Micky Flanagan so slightly older um young admitting that on to find Kirsty very attractive I thought Mickey would have been more gallant than that you start off with a little bit of a backhanded compliment you need to mix our lovely shoes you old woman lovely pick idiot such a lovely smile but you're so racist time for another who said the following was it Mickey Jim Kirstie me or Ann Robinson I love haddock and chips if I order it in a restaurant they don't have it I walk out you see I check whether they have it before you order it I don't think it's David there's no way he's ever that chippers past those lips and I'm you genuinely don't think I've ever eaten a chip I think why must you imagine my life is like Janice that way leg after quail egg after all David consumes a light cheese and aphorisms that's I can't believe that's a punchline I like cheese and aphorisms a memoir the crane home for your memoirs yes only available on Kindle who bought this also bought whole new skit did you get a whole new skit it's probably in a row but beam I need some instruction for how to tie the M that's not a kid that's instructions that it is a piece of rope you can buy a combine sting W comes eyes you're a lie to play Shiraz except people to play it with and yet someone has marketed presumably with some success a box so it's like buying noughts and crosses i want you to go on Dragon's Den with this one season rope just go stay with it's brilliant okay friend you're going an opposite I think you like him what come on release me it's a Robinson they are my interest you in a new scares the your ass yeah well the actual answer is Jim I do like having ships Barbie quite happy with card almost exactly the opposite of you know what I'm fickle yeah so have you eaten a chip yes alright net many many thousands of chips struck just before the show as usual that's my regime my Google home no skit then I go not today in the mirror I always get it right this guy like a Star Wars while I'm afraid that's all we've got time for and a quick look at the scores tells me that this week the teams are tied to our guests narrator thirsty walk and I'll leave you with the words of actor Clive Owen who said there's certainly a huge element of luck in me ending up where I've ended up well that's flying Ryanair for you tomorrow night how video games changed the world Charlie Brooke his interactive history lesson will have us all transfixed at 9 o'clock a random act coming up next from poet and emcee itch we

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Published: Thu Dec 19 2013