WARNING: HOLY SH*T!! | Whack The Burglars

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to whack the burglars now you guys mentioned when I played whack the boss superhero edition which you can see in the link in the description below if you haven't seen already then I missed out on this one and I figured with my brand-new blood red hair what better way to celebrate than beating all the blood out of poor unsuspecting burglars yes they're the victims here look they just look so fun to have a good time I don't even know what they said there I don't even know what ethnicity they are Oh what I don't have a bed I got a pretty good guard dog though find a way to kill all the burglars okay fine else need to turn on my mouse what thing okay much better now alright how am I going to murder you horribly this object requires a second to work why oh this is new what what am I gonna use with the candelabra this is a three item combo don't miss her there will be consequences huh talking about Oh God oh why my my dog is just looking at me like well I guess I'm gonna need a new owner now damn it Lego an incompetent death you activated your first fail kill before actually killed the burglar I'm a loser baby oh god I don't want to share this to Facebook yeah dad fire okay now we're gonna get to the heart of the issue here which is this guy that's not exactly a fireplace that's that's fire power [Music] there was so many bullets that it lagged out the computer and couldn't stop looping through oh boy okay let's not do a three-one combo let's try to find the solution to make this candelabra work movie movie plus why I don't know what the movie plus I don't know movie post game oh my god why's there gotta be combo systems I'm not smart enough to figure this out I'm barely smart enough to press buttons oh hey it worked of course the remote in the movie Oh around [Music] oh oh it's just gonna stay here we're gonna be watching this for a long time he's gaping and beer aww and ecstasy at working that he's seen before him oh my god horrifying game console class I don't know Hey Dude are you doing there oh god this is made by the same guy that made wack your neighbors Wow whack your neighbor also in the description and the man he kind of improved on his style a little bit he or she whoever made it I have no idea maybe it was a team damn so are there gonna be just you activated your first combo kill hi Danny I get it with the bits of a beam of the movie in the road I don't need to share that you're dumb and I don't like you mirror okay mirror mirror on the wall who's the dentist of the mouth oh what's that entirely necessary I mean I guess the alternative is that who's gonna shoot you in the face I don't know why he's just taking the time to let you do that oh there we go okay I got it oh that's good okay the non-lethal solution the best of them all this is gonna go great ray no one died okay I forget that go get him whiskey wait do I combine him with the whiskey his name is whiskey I can combine him with whiskey it seems like you've done to you oh okay by then I guess everything's oh geez I guess it's not oh that's pretty bad oh well [Applause] thanks grandma you have a good day grandma don't worry I'll clean up this mess grandma what did you do whiskey you're trembling in fear oh my god all right what about this bear bear and what else it's a complicated son of a [ __ ] I [Music] got one oh I got one what that's not oh he's that stupid he's just gonna start picking him up oh oh god damn it [Music] how does that work how did he blow through the sand labra oh okay right on ah what a tasty cigar I think oh no wait the poker was also deadly and let that be a lesson smoking kills or something like that lamp I don't know how you're gonna be devious about this one for that one you must have super-strength you said it right through his heart god damn ah there we go cat and dog have Adam boys it's not okay oh man that cat did a number on it I mean the dog did too I don't exactly know what organ that is on the ground over there but I don't know hundred proof whiskey I'm not gonna breathe fire in his face no I'm just gonna beat him in the face with it be a little uncreated oh I'm gonna light him on fire there you go oh that's horrifying oh there we go curtains and a baseball bat you know these logically don't go well together no no I have a gun but I'm not gonna use it [Music] [Music] okay all righty then baggy nails bagging nails we're gonna bag of nails probably that was a thing I got it right off the bat I mean quite literally what wait a minute nails here we go air freshener plus cigar on how this epic goggles gonna work oh yeah share with your enemy it's gotta be good it was already lit what do you mean is there a light it was already lit I just busted [Music] I don't know if air freshener works like that if it does I'm gonna be very much more careful about the air freshener dance at my own home because that seems like it's unsafe corkscrew let's go basic here yep just stand there oh man he never runs away okay oh okay it's like oh man it's like The Three Stooges but the bloody and brutal version is horrible it's not dead your head I'm just gonna leave him there okay yeah I gotta find this candelabras situation oh oh there we go okay found it found the one or maybe it's to I don't know could be to what is he gonna do I'm gonna wait five minutes for this to happen okay you waited five minutes for your own doom okay I'm cool with it it's fine cushion I'm not gonna smother him is he gonna stay there so long he's just gonna let me smother him with a pillow really okay [Music] what is happening to society what are we taking our children why is this happening Oh for the entertainment of you of course oh here we go that's a new one so the remote combo with Oh Thomas six years old ah oh yes okay then good thing that channel is always available who knows when that's actually gonna get me alright and now I'm just gonna watch that on TV well I just relax on the couch at my grandma's and the other room and my dog watches great oh oh that's easy that's rather simpler okay you might want to thank you you put up your go well oh okay that was rather inventive I guess I could have gone up and bunch do but I'd rather beat him with logic things in the kitchen Oh who's where grandma was oh hey buddy hi buddy how are you doing I don't know what well this rather sad music I can already tell that this guy is regretting all the decisions that he's made he doesn't even want to be here he's just trying to feed his family he's just trying to live a good life but God's throne to the sidelines with one too many times and was turning a wrong corner around a wrong bender he's not a bad guy he's just in a bad situation he's got a family to love and care for he's got so many things to do in his life and he's probably today here we go splat I was hoping this was gonna be quicker and a little less dramatic it's kind of putting me in a situation where it's not not quite so [ __ ] [ __ ] ass bags oh god what do i combine with it then click goddamn everything there we go there we go that's the dramatic sysm that I wanted there we go [Music] he wasn't a bad guy he's made some bad decisions in his life like stealing my prized diamond my god okay all right what else we got kettle kettle plus what cattle plus what do what cattle plus what do what put the Frick stop that but I got it apparently what that wasn't what I I had the kettle Oh was that a triple did I do a triple Oh baby oh no so sad okay all righty then whoa there we go cutting board and knives how would I not know you stay right there I know you're confused but just wait don't move anywhere and let it happen really [Music] come on man really did he die that punishment enough you get out of here with that warning I'll keep your fingers to remember you by Oh God all right pan beat him over the head and be done with it oh it's almost comical I'd be laughing it was if it wasn't horrifying sink virgin oh no oh god the blender oh don't do it buddy it's not even plugged in lovely now we got a nice pot of blood over there hmm I got groceries oh boy playing Oh knives yeah oh wow that's good aim Hey good job what are you laughing everything was fine you just had to laugh he would have let you go probably not he was good to go this guy's oh there we go somehow cheese grater iron and rolling baby I'm gonna use the frying pan for some reason [Music] [Music] why what happened did aliens abduct him and think he was one of their own what did you do whose Oh confuse did that one buddy shiny Oh is that distance uh no it's just okay was there a washing machine in the kitchen at what point does this just reach Pierre psychopathy oh no that's vinegar [Applause] [Music] I have to clean that up now but that's my primary concern yes I did it but also it has to be cleaned up you gotta open that door eventually oh there we go cooking stove annoying don't worry about it that's gonna grease you up good when I stuff your face onto the go never mind [Music] yep don't mind the smell of that I'll just get a nice midnight snack my appetite sure is hungry there we go microwave and whatever the hell that is again with the knocking of the out with the extinguisher of fire alrighty then I don't want to know what that is I don't know 101 where am I going what am i doing [Applause] [Music] what did that do Oh what is that Oh take it off you can take it off what's keeping you in there yeah except your faith yep okay oh god oh god oh god oh god that's how monsters from Silent Hill are made fire extinguisher back to the simple ones yep this old jazz no oh oh that's all it was doesn't door I don't know what's there something in the basement is he gonna be in the basement so we got to make a trip down to the basement was in the basement Oh 48 hours later [Music] oh that's just sadistic at that point okay ah okay vinegar in the kitchen see Oh yep here we go the old mainstay bang okay sorry about that but I'm not sorry at all I'm probably gonna do something horrible to you not that I've ever done anything nice guys the spider one was in that oh that's not what vinegar do I I swear to you it was just vinegar you could you could drink it it's probably fine Oh freezer plus an ice pick of course it was so obvious how could I not I've seen it thunk oh here we go hmm and then we're gonna freeze him up and then we're gonna you forgot his afro nice job making the sound effects for the ding ding he's kind of already long dead it really was no need for that what no hang on here that's that's not right wait a minute I I have a few questions about this this is breaking new ground for science here and I feel like you found all combo kills ray and I guess this is the only last comment that kill I have a feeling himself in there he could have just good just falling down the hole and he would have been fine oh boy and that's all oh god damn it you've unlocked the savage burglar mode I don't know what that is what am I done what are we done what does this click the button fast what button what am i what am i clicking [Music] [Music] oh god is he still alive at first I was playing a fun reaction time game but now it seems like maybe can you even dodge at this point I'm gonna try oh I missed sorry I missed oh you got a new toy isn't that delightful for Witzke oh my god yay coming next whack the serial killer you mean you it better be whacking this spiky haired psycho okay so that is whack the burglar yeah I gotta admit there's a lot of creativity in there not good though but a lot of it so thank you everybody so much for watching thank you for suggesting this game hope you enjoyed it let me know in the comments if he did or at least enjoyed me squirming in agony at it but thanks again and as always I will see you in the next video [Music] [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

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Id: Zu31LCPovDc

Length: 23min 51sec (1431 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 05 2016