WARNING: NO WARNING!! | Whack Your Computer

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to whack your computer the final game in the whack it series I'm still being held captive in the grub space or I mean my Internet's out at home and I'm here totally voluntarily and I don't keep looking at that window because I think that a grump is gonna come after me it's five nights at grumps if you know what I mean but this is the last in the wack anything series so you can get done with your wackiness and be totally stress relieved after this last adventure where we beat up a safe little computer and don't have to murder anybody well they're probably gonna be murder of some sort but there's here we go this is made by the original guy that did whack your boss so in this one it actually has the same charm and style as like whack your boss and whack your ex whereas the other one were made by other people what am i doin I missed something important didn't I oh I get it okay he's about to dictate and he wants to get his dictation on with his assistant but his computer's being all dickish so okay wait I haven't even clicked a button yet I am NOT ready there's something very charming about this guy's style it's just very elegant and ready to go oh it looped through entirely ooh so many options just please whack it hard with swards oh well you probably could have just stabbed yourself through your eyes there I thought like wait what when did she get a leopard sprint what was she wait a minute what the hell happened why would she fall in love with him when he died stop his own computer oh I thought they were all ah okay I thought they were gonna get it all on freaky-deaky jungle style because he had the leopard print is it like George's the jungle is nevermind what what why do you love him for that that doesn't make any celeb print why is this your fantasy Manhattan all right whatever fine what else do we have fun I love how he instantly turned super saiyan so angry wait a minute seems like might be a bad idea okay man what's with you well did those missiles blow your clothes off do I have to click on your nippy nips they look like a pair of eyes just staring dead staring into your soul his fantasy is filled with the empty pits of his heart anyway continue wait from this horrid fantasy and move on to something of a bit more quality what else do we have what about this Picasso Oh once we're not old e-trade up but somehow she'll love you for this though it's the happy I'm alive and didn't get blown away with a bazooka oh you crazy crazy son of a [ __ ] what are you gonna do next oh no no fishy or no you gotta save a defeat sheet and then promptly kill your leg well okay is it dead please tell me this Kenneth oh it's not that just exploded for some damn reason she's not wearing any leopard print so I guess that's good lady is there anything on your body that I could use with which to kill this computer or whatever this is okay all right I'm okay with the bazooka in the air strike but why do you have a sticker gun I'm not gonna come and how illogical that is because none of this is very logical I suppose that in all honesty this makes total sense considering that in whack your boss you can't possibly be killing him in all those ways you would be horribly arrested yep yeah she likes to live on the edge for some reason going off in this game oh there is oh oh it's true love lady please help a little bit Wow I wouldn't be surprised if there's another reason in this game where her head came clean off and sailed through that not they're in love perfect love the ultimate love killing electronics love I don't approve of it this kind of love it's unnatural I tell ya about the modern art well I don't much care for modern art anyway oh I thought you were George of the jungle come on I'm very impressed bring it to it love fight some god damn recent what about they come here to herself well how about this one on for size another bazooka to chainsaw another good oh I thought it was gonna come I thought he was gonna be split in half well I can't swim laughs this is much too happy I'm I was expecting this to be happy I didn't expect there to be lots of life but now I'm just disappointed that there aren't gallons of blood spewing Kill Bill style everywhere well Oh shoo shoo ha ha oh that's what you did to curb stomp everybody else now you're curb stomping you can be my weapon what did I win a trip into the fantasy world were chic why is the computer still there none of this makes any sense all my world is throne of heart before me ah chaos is all that is understood what is going on I'm not stress relieved I'm more stressed ah so anyway that is the end of the whack it series there are no more watch games as far as I know so I can close this book and end that chapter for good unless it comes another one and you want to see another violent endeavor that's it for now so thank you all so much for watching check out the other games I played about whacking things in the description below or in the annotations over there thanks again everybody and as always I will see you in the next video [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 8,338,405

Rating: 4.9310441 out of 5

Keywords: Markiplier, Whack Your Computer, Whack Your Ex, Whack Your Boss, Doodie, Whack the Thief, Funny, Funny Moments, Gameplay, Free Game, Game

Id: wkFA1vuDxqE

Length: 8min 22sec (502 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 09 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/Metald4n]

I want fanart of Arin as freddy, suzy as chica, Danny as bonnie, ross as balloon boy, Barry as the marionette, and Jon as golden freddy. Throw in kevin as foxy if your feeling bitchy about not including kevin and or foxy.

[u/SystemBlueSmoke]

That game was really lame. I don't watch or keep up with markiplier often, but I hope his channel isn't full of boring, repetitive flash games.