Wade's Dishwasher

for some reason I have like my checkbook down here and I almost like here's my checkbook but that would have been a really dumb thing to show them your numbers Wade prove to him how much how much money you got in there a little bit less boys a little bit less I found out that I've got to go dishwasher shopping oh no ah yes the dishwasher man did you have this house inspected before you got it or well to be fair we've been here for like six or seven years now dishwashers are supposed to last like decades well I think this one is decades old and that's fair and they don't build them like they used to everything's made to break these days yeah it's done a good job for it it's just I don't know it's not it's not like clogged or anything it's just not wanting to we're gonna have it looked at but it's not like cleaning very well and we can't really figure out the issue so we're thinking it's pretty old probably time to shop I'm just curious how clean do you get your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher do you buy the dishwasher manufacturer height that you don't need to rinse anything and you just pull them in caked in crap like a monster or do you clean them all and then just let the dish my plates look clean I don't like soap them before I put them in but I scrub them before they go into the dishwasher there I don't want to see food on my plates before I put them in I rinse every glass scrape every plate scrub I want it to look clean so then I know it will be clean when it's done but that's the whole point of a dishwasher I failed to see the reasoning in that because it's supposed to wash your dick that's the whole thing in my brain the food particles come off they swoosh around Splat back on so it's like I don't want it on it has a drain the point of the dishwasher is is to uh like clean and like sanitize the dishes not necessarily to remove there's no mechanical force in in home dishwashers it's just hot water pollution around what do you think that's getting off everything that's what doesn't me I'm not getting off on it so I'm I'm scrubbing beforehand well you're not supposed to get off on your dishwasher but it's like it's in King Shame yes I'll shame people about getting off on dishwashers that's weird wow old you're weird the whole episode today I'm making a stance here I'm against human dishwasher relations welcome to King shamers podcast to re-shame your kinks who out there has a kink about dishwashers I mean given the variety of of cakes and preferences and whatever I mean preference is the wrong word but you know what I mean given the variety of humanity probably someone what about an anamorphic that's not the word and anesthesiologist um dishwasher that has human feet and boobs and stuff I I'm sure you know rule 34 applies and there is that but I don't want to see it and I don't want to know anybody that's looking for it you just had [Laughter] you didn't know that his follow-up once a couple people raised their hands he was gonna be like and leave I want to know who you are so I can know to avoid you all right well other than dishwasher talk because I actually know back to dishwasher talk I was like on Tick Tock there was apparently there's a whole side of tick tock that's about dishwashing there is which is a subset of like the house cleaning and they're saying like modern dishwashers are very efficient and they're good at getting things off of your plates and bowls are not good at getting you off but you got to think it's in there for about two hours being splashed with hot water that's gonna get pretty much everything off of it I will say I do know that modern dishwashing uh soap uh is enzymatic as opposed to the way that most soap Works which is by something to do with lipid barriers and whatever but basically enzymatic Cleaners work be by having something to interact with so if you put in perfectly clean dishes I guess my understanding is that the cleaner doesn't activate as effectively and so it actually cleans less effectively but my point is I have a dishwasher and I unless you have a top of the line perfectly functional relatively modern dishwasher and you if you have any sort of older shittier non-great working dishwasher you have to clean it at least not like 90 of the way or else it just doesn't get clean if I leave anything that's caked on or or baked on especially and then put that it doesn't get clean that's the reality I understand what everyone says about how they work in modern dishwashers and all the blah blah I just have dirty dishes if I do that so that I do I pretty much clean dishes before I put them in but I don't like clean them to where I would be happy to put them away I cleaned them to where I know the dishwasher can then finish cleaning them mine's is a full mental barrier I don't know the science behind it I just the idea of having like all that crap on there then putting it in and having it Splash on all my other dishes just in my brain that's enough for me to be like no it's getting a scrub done before it goes in don't ever look in the back of restaurants don't ever think about what happens in restaurants or you'll never eat it once again ignorance is bliss people who want knowledge are the real fools you fool you fool you know things are you happier no I just I was curious how I'm curious oh listen I used to be curious and now I don't want to know the more I've learned the less I want to know what were you going to say Mark before like wait if you're already scrubbing like you might as well just hand wash it and get like a a dish rack too much effort you do the same amount of effort oh no no it's very different if you're already scrubbing then you're probably scrubbing with soap and then you might as well just like put it on the drying rack and just let it dry no you're wasting so much more water I'm with Wade oh fine of course you are he's not wasting water dishwashers are very efficient yay Five Points to us all right I'll allow it all right Five Points of both of you

Channel: Distractible Podcast

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Length: 6min 1sec (361 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 23 2023