Wacky Stuff & I Am Jesus Christ | January 7 VOD | MoistCr1tikal

there you go every notification gang did I watch the near anime is it out I didn't think the near anime was out yet is Theresa Nico there's a tier one Dino Theresa Bryson links the resub rubbed near anime is good but some of the CG is really really bad new Trigun goes hard as [ __ ] are they both out and did they dump it all at once or is it like a weekly thing to reset Jordan yeah just first episode okay I mean I'll definitely watch it I didn't even know it came out yet foreign [Music] yep I know all about the Logan Paul stuff next to resub Aurora I think it's a bit sunny and tier one giggly but it's cat in the resub ball what's the plan wacky [ __ ] then a game I don't know if I'll do any more amok runs tonight I am making no [ __ ] progress trying like the actual meta runs right now it's it's tough that is [ __ ] tough thanks to the gifts of Dusty and tier one antioxidant and the Reese of snake Vortex Glock and tier one waffle things in the resub Wonder hectario and the prime gamer in tier one be more in the resub in G and give subcorbs and a bit sunny I do not like SCP not a fan as you have supported does moist Esports have teams and games other than Apex rocket league and smash yeah Guilty Gear Valhalla split gate these are tier one teetering and it gives sub are the bits mayonnaise let me give some cabbage tomorrow we got moisty Sports all day baby top 128 of let's make big moves Goblin light and cola all in Winter's side easy reset window yep saw it teach on exit tier one slug in the bits jaybird did you see that they advised the actress that plays Ellie from last of us to not play the games didn't we talk about that that's not new right like I said stupid it's stupid [ __ ] is super dumb easy to give Subs riddle in the resub coke storm and Christian oh what's going on juicers makes the bits half a bow and Jordan in the recent comic and Smokey I've been keeping up with the Guilty Gear drama actually hatashi I saw you make like a tweet about it so I kind of dove in a bit so I have a pretty decent grasp things you reset Ruby in the prime Ian and tier one moistman and give sub Sarah uh um you're gonna play the new release on stream is this setting up for like a Deez Nuts kind of thing what new release super vague maybe the tier one rice tier one scream in the resubmardish and Lupe the juicer drama coming in uh what happened I don't even know why I'm asking I can probably just check lsf even if it just happened it's probably already the top post let's see yep nine minutes ago at Adept shows up at xqc's house is it it has one View and 88 comments already it's the number five post all right I'm caught up she was banging on his door hmm you are short and I hate you sounded straight out of School of Rock with the you're tacky and I hate you [ __ ] thanks if you said Lucas squishy Archer Wawa Otto psycho Skull Man and the in the Jesus five gift Subs guess thanks Gus the resubs Goldman in the tier one obsidian and Prime Thatcher I know I see the headline here I am caught up on what just happened with the with the extreme obviously I don't have any more information I'm not tapped into xqc's alarm system at his house I I don't I don't know more than you guys know the tier one symbiote the Reese of McKenna onicacks Statics and the 5G subsidian thanks for that man Prime recall and resubject nobody and book book keys and VM no I haven't seen the near anime yet I didn't know it came out today you know what I have been watching though and it actually slaps Alice in Borderland I don't know if any of you guys have watched that season one was great season two no one really talked about but Tiana and I've been watching it it's good it's like so unapologetically anime like there is some real silliness to it but like in the best ways I've been really enjoying it oh Jesus these are the 10 gift Subs gifting some subs Nintendo give some psycho thank you for the back to back there's some crow in tier one Joe Jonas oh yeah no it's got like the biggest anime trophy [ __ ] ever like no more being afraid this one's for friendship I'm not playing your game anymore as he stands up and looks at him he's like You've Won that was the key no I'm one episode away I'm on episode seven so I haven't finished it yet exit Prime stock and the resubolds hope you feel better soon Bean and Kismet thanks to the bits rainbow hundreds yep I know all about the coffee Zone Logan stuff I'm waiting for the uh next Domino to fall whether it's Logan making a follow-up video or coffee there's a shrew I don't who's GT gaming are you talking about RT game talking about the YouTube stuff because I was gonna go over that in just a little bit since he's been the one that's been hit hardest by all of it I mean like even just look at this his best of gaming video his best of RT game video got age restricted and it's just a collage of monetized content from previous videos it's crazy nipples cage Daniel in the gifts of glowing the 10 gives up slasher hey man hope you're doing well how's the speed run challenge going amazing right now Luigi's got the world record for the challenge he's got a [ __ ] 25 42 he had a crazy run he didn't pop off or anything he's like yeah it looks kind of [ __ ] meanwhile it was almost 10 seconds faster than the previous world record please resub going on veto and the gifts of wisna I just never feel like logging in deep that's all glad you like it thanks pneumatic and happy birthday this is the New Tokyo Avengers the Tokyo Avengers start up again God damn how much started holy [ __ ] you need to play any more [ __ ] games on new releases anytime soon you must have not been here four days ago when I did that I've hit 120 for a five minute game so yeah I still do that foreign is YouTube getting strict because of the Isis thumbnails lawsuit I don't think that's why but it's certainly not helping I'm sure they're very fearful for some reason what do you mean I'm going to talk about the xqc thing I know as much as everyone else does that depth banged on his door and he turned off stream like there's there's not a whole lot to talk about I could start spitting out fanfic on theories game theories but what the [ __ ] is the point of that it's crazy watch the VOD I did watch it I just didn't put the audio on stream it's it's not it's not that crazy this is a very not great relationship that's happening here with a lot of less than Savory things happening that I think is very not great to be broadcast to everyone on Twitch the tier one relapse in the resub said Lolly grew Jack Revenge gopher in the prime going to be some fluffles no I haven't seen Jeff's new video yet no I didn't see that deep at least he ended the stream yeah I think that was the right call as opposed to have that be all on the internet whatever's happening there needs to be much more private I did play Prototype one and two I didn't like the second one is it Prime big rigs this is the resubsidian yeah we already went over the whole Gonzalez first YouTube stuff I looked more into it and it's I think Captain Sparkles really hits the nail on the head with everything in the far reaches of it I do still think that it is even bigger than Captain Sparkles talks about like I think the consequences of it are even bigger but based on everything I read we kind of covered the whole scope of it when we went over it on stream already for like an hour thanks a reasonable all people seen in the prime Panda and tier one Alex and the bits eggs let me give some penguin you playing games tonight yep I was gonna do more amok speed runs tonight but I'm making literally no progress there so maybe take a break come back to it to play something else uh kind of deep sometimes thanks to you some CC and penguin and tier one plop shitty horror games we just did shitty games though I don't know if I want to go through more terrible dog [ __ ] but maybe I'm open to it I thought we were still going to be in the let's make big moves tournament tonight I thought they were starting top 128 but that's not till tomorrow so tomorrow's gonna be all moist Esports yeah it seems like they're doing all top 128 in a single day no I don't know that one Kismet and yeah I've seen Terraria runs these are the bits to do you resub sinker the receptacle he played Duke of Alpha Centauri [ __ ] is that man no no can't say I have I think Theresa bung did you see Seattle public libraries are suing a bunch of social media company for the Mental Health crisis now it seems like a losing battle you know what I did see though um this is [ __ ] up it was what is the program Canada's assisted suicide is it called made I think it's made yeah it's the maid program I saw there was a post on Twitter I I don't know how old it was but in one of maid's like uh marketing materials it was like when considering assisted suicide it's important to take into account that you may be a burden on your friends or family and that [ __ ] was so evil I don't know how old that was or exactly where that was but that [ __ ] was [ __ ] evil you kind of late on that yeah so Kai has talked about it a decent bit on the podcast I just never really looked into it fully I do know that the majority of people that choose it are people with like very serious terminal illnesses and stuff like that but they do also open it up to people that don't have that people that are just like in a really bad spot and it seems like they've actually put out like marketing to appeal to those people that are just like down so one of the things I saw was that where it's like you you may be feeling awful it may be considering made and it's important when considering assisted suicide to consider that your your friends and family may consider you a burden like almost trying to prod them into it it was wild he's the resub warrior maguma norvo Cole Pizza Man in the prime Melody looking into what PS5 thanks for the bits teach on and resub adorable and blink have you watched all the videos about the Microsoft AI redditors turned racist called tabot man it's crazy how things get bastardized tabot was the uh Microsoft Twitter AI that turned racist almost immediately internet historian has a whole video on it it wasn't a redditor is it tier one Cody foreign being purged and chat was put into emote only well the reason is pretty obvious whatever is happening with him and Adept is a very private thing that is unfortunately for some reason keep going public and I'm assuming X doesn't really want people hearing and seeing that kind of [ __ ] like that's that's not surprising to me at all that's excuses fault it's definitely not not in this case I I saw the clip like what was he supposed to do there she was banging on his door during stream he did the right thing of turning stream off like that's he had no control over that he's a tier one Cody and the resub Mandarin kit and tone you see the twitch streamer who beat Melania twice simultaneously controller and Dance Pad Miss Mika of course she's been setting all kinds of crazy gaming Milestones with Alden ring please reception in the bits J true I think it's the reset burner at least the five gift Subs toes appreciate that toes do you promote the use of condoms I'm not your dad I mean do what you want I'd say it's probably a good thing to get in the habit of using what am I going to go do like separate the two of you before you mash pisters like wait a minute wait a minute he doesn't have a Jimmy on you do what you want man why do you need my blessing but maybe deep in a bit what's up with the board ape lawsuit nothing still at the same point I'm still named in it so hopefully they for some reason reach out to me for a comment that'd be great what does Charles think of this board ape [ __ ] and use it in court into the resub drip Razia and invalid and 18. six-year-old shot their teacher what the [ __ ] I know man we talked about it last night it's [ __ ] terrifying things if I give Subs toes again thank you man what's your biggest Financial hot take I don't think I have any Financial hot takes I don't know do I have any Financial hot takes card grading that's not a financial hot take though that's like a collecting hot take don't invest in crypto that's like the most cold take ever that's like commonly accepted knowledge at this point I don't I don't think I have any Financial hot takes it's all just like really Baseline [ __ ] really like Normie [ __ ] there's the bits Hills Hawk Mac and deep we still haven't figured out fully ID but if we like when we do yeah thanks YouTube Atticus oh I didn't even know he made one on that Hills and no I didn't see that Hawk I already talked about that big Waffle House fight but I did not know that she was blacklisted from Waffle Houses that's [ __ ] up in fact she should have been promoted to like Waffle House ahead of security or something did she really get blacklisted former Waffle House worker says she was blacklisted after viral after viral brawl so it was kind of like I can't ever work for Waffle House again I tried working for another one um like sometime earlier this year and I had found out that I was blacklisted that's so [ __ ] up after a successful Parry like that man Waffle House is so dumb for that she's she should honestly have been promoted she could have been the face of their marketing campaign like yeah we know we have a reputation for fights breaking out but now we have our own bat woman then it's just like her parrying chairs or something they could have really leaned into it [ __ ] stupid L Waffle House man Jesus I don't know how they couldn't see this easy slam dunk for PR things in the prime copter and the bitsy man look at the video where they added John Cena throwing the chair yeah I saw it on Twitter what was what was she supposed to do just let it hit her in the face I I think I don't think she was blacklisted for parrying the chair I think she got blacklisted because it might be company policy that when a fight breaks out and you're like participating you get fired I don't think it was necessarily this successful parents I I don't think it would matter if she got hit in the face with it or not she threw the salt shaker oh is she the one that threw the salt shaker okay then that was probably it even still though that this whole brawl isn't her fault plus God you had it you had a hero for a brief moment Waffle House looked really cool with her at the helm I think he said Chris in tier one tallish the bits butter and there we said Webby oh no you always have to start with the script maybe that would be an interesting topic at some point Webby going over the process of making God slap that's a good idea won't be tonight though but that is a decent idea I think see the Demon Slayer swordsmith Village poster I don't think so if you want a bad ad brand UK called jml what what are you talking about it's the resub bro what what do you what the [ __ ] is this a bad brand ad ShamWow from jml footsie blanket from jml this is just like As Seen On TV products snug under a blanket should be easy but no matter how big the blanket your poor feet always yeah why did you want me to see this is just as seen on TV but British dub [Music] oh jml's the station oh well that makes sense then because this is just standard As Seen On TV products they even have hot hands they got them all exit tier one spy Waffle House Fight tier list is there enough for like a good tier list if they fire everyone who gets in fights at Waffle House how are they still finding so many employees yeah good point the turnover rate of employees at Waffle House has to be unreal if you're getting fired for fights like you're gonna be going through new employees once a week easy reset bounce I already said I might try Simpson sit and run at some point I just don't know it I haven't practiced the root or really seen it fully thanks to the resub Papa cat have you seen the video that came out about YouTuber harasses homeless for views I I think so that sounds really familiar I don't know if it was this video but I saw someone talking about this guy fidious before but not for not for the homeless stuff phidius was the guy who uh he made that video going to the poorest place in the world and he was just using their poverty as props and he was also the guy who recently waited 65 days outside in the cold to give Elon Musk a hug the Prime's rad oh [ __ ] I remember that guy yeah because he got dunked On by everyone for that uh poorest place in the world video I wonder is he Shameless enough to have kept it up I spent a hundred hours in the world's poorest country he changed the thumbnail this was the original thumbnail is it prime rib in the resubs snow and z-man yeah he was very much on like that pseudo Mr Beast kind of content idea but very misguided did he get the hug no actually after 65 days of waiting to give you know what why don't I just show you we're right here anyway yeah I think this is the one oh yeah I forgot that he was like it's my fault I was so disrespectful that's why he didn't give me a hug s came and he said to me come we're going to do the hug now and on the way that we were going upstairs he said you are going to have only your phone and you're going to only take a picture and I said to him no I want to take a 10 seconds he said no you're going to take only a picture and I was like man I've been here for 65 days for just this video please he was like no and he went upstairs in the building and probably such a good video idea note that it was 2 am and Elon was tired after a whole day of meetings and then he came down and told me he's not going to hug you tonight that was a mistake because he's so busy with all this stuff and he accepted for me to go and take a photo with you and I wanted this is heartbreaking I'm sorry if I was disrespectful I'm 22 years old I'm making mistakes and I'm trying to learn from my mistakes and improve the boy it's all right well you your heart was in the right place waiting 65 days to film a hug with Elon Musk for clout to milk it for views you had a genuine heart damn it nice resub Graham and the bits balls and the resub Luke Brad and tier one log is he really 22. I have no idea I will say I don't think he's 22. that second video is so sad well I mean it's yeah it's it's bad that's why I got dunked on so hard but he did keep the video up he he didn't shy away I need to give some Flex maybe a bit deep one the prime P even reset Braden did yeah we already talked about all that what do I think Logan's going to do now I'll tell you exactly what I think Logan's going to do now I feel like I'm in his head Logan is going to release another video it's going to be folding on everything it's going to be very somber very much in the same Spirit if I've made a continuous lapse in my judgment he's just going to roll over on everything and I do think he sees no way out and he will probably offer a refund to the investors that's what I think he already rolled over in the Discord talking about how trash's first responses and how he's going to be taking accountability now that's what I'm expecting thanks to the resub lipless poopin cyrentrix green tea in the prime shoes no not yet chronic that's kind of the right thing to do though it is and I still but even still I don't think anyone should forgive what Logan Paul has done or how he handled all of this he sees this as literally just the only way out if he does actually go through with refunding all the investors that's great because at the end of the day that's the most important thing but that doesn't excuse everything up until that point I think he will it's very clear he sees no other way out he's deleted the response video deleted the well he deleted the impulsive right no he didn't delete the impulsive he deleted the response video he made that post in the Discord I still think he feels trapped so I do think he's going to offer the refund that's my prediction exit five give subs mortisk and drunk raccoon thank you for that in the Reese of Lucy and the prime made no I think he is going to drop crypto Zoo all together that's going to be part of his video you guys have already lost faith in crypto Zoo you've lost faith in me to provide you with the crypto zoo I promised so there's no point in me continuing to try I will just let the project die I'll bury it and offer a refund that's what I'm expecting all right thanks the resub wrench Apex and Tim not paying anyone back it's a bold prediction but that's what I think here you know why don't I just pull up the Discord message maybe you guys haven't seen it that way you can see why I'm basing it on this foreign I could have just gone into coffees Twitter I thought this would be faster hey y'all just want to update you deleted initial response to Coffee series it was rash and misaligned with the true issues at hand so I called them they apologize the war's now with coffee in fact I'm gratefully brought this slide I'll be taking accountability apologizing and coming forward with a plan in the near future thank you all for believing in this project and sticking with me I know it's been bumpy but your support is everything to me and I'll make this right to me this is him showing his belly this is to me this reads as I'm [ __ ] trapped my response was poorly received I have no other way out so I'm I'm trying to shake hands with coffee I'm trying to do everything possible for a good PR and the plan moving forward I think is going to be you lost faith in me rightfully so with crypto Zoo so I'll be issuing refunds to investors that's what I'm expecting you're adding a lot of your own interpretation here I'm making a guess on what I think he's going to do my own interpretation I just read it verbatim and then said what I think might happen what holy [ __ ] thanks to Prime Kane in the resub sporadic no he already walked back to lawsuit he's no longer going through with the defamation suit against coffee he pulled that he's a prime Delk mad lad and the Reese of Danny yet Perhaps in a bit deep at least a bit it gives some poo is there a situation where you accept Logan's apology it's not up to me to accept it man I wasn't one of the crypto Zoo victims no matter what he does going forward nothing's excusable it doesn't excuse how he handled everything or what happened but if he makes it right then that's a good thing for the victims like it's just that simple but does that warrant me being like ah Logan's a great guy slap him on the ass no absolutely not doing the bare minimum to make it right what should be done if I give subscribe Kai in the resub crunk short cat in the prime confused a refund and store credit the instead of giving money back he just sends Prime to the investors that got scammed I think if I do so today thanks for that thank you Kai I mean Prime is liquid gold at the moment oh the resell on it yeah I saw a Twitter post about it there's a guy that's been reselling Prime for a hundred bucks per uh can or bottle I don't know if it's a can or a bottle I don't remember no but yeah that's like that is like actual Liquid Gold who's buying that people in the UK there's like this massive like movement for Prime in the UK they're fighting each other for prime because there is some rivet and etherics the same cases of prime have been in my corner store for like eight months yeah it's not very big in my area either like uh I went to GNC this had a whole [ __ ] fridge of prime they just had like the whole cases of prime sitting out like it's there's certainly no shortage in the states it's just in the UK it seems that it's going so wild yeah it's it's a little KSI baby KSI is doing all the heavy lifting man not only is KSI doing all the heavy lifting he's now lifting this [ __ ] anchor of a person named Logan Paul now whose bad rep is now affecting Prime I imagine what's up can I let yeah only give me two seconds I'll be right back what do you mean Jay it was I saw the clip yeah well I didn't hear the two things there but I got the gist of it things that give some jaw Tony in the resub dab and Kitsune and spoofy why do you keep saying HDMI adapter what's this new meme thanks to the resub inhalation why do I bounce up and down on my chair well I don't mean to it's just when I move my legs bounces my whole body ah I see things Theresa bloodshot Gigi and simich yes I see now gotcha do your legs touch your ground when you're in your chair of course they do and the chair is on the highest setting too baby we're in gamer mode these are the huge tier three things are that Backwoods welcome God damn did you get the latest gaming sucks I actually did just get socks for Christmas that's what I asked for because I didn't have any so I got bombas they're nice so yeah I do have some gamer socks now thanks you received junji in the prime Athol I know project Almanac I haven't watched it though but I have heard of it chat recommended it a while ago thanks to resub Preston quick text message and thanks to the anonymous gift sub well it just meant like I don't know what's going on between them not that I didn't know the clip no I only got like socks and a couple other things nothing too big things a bit Stalin just like usable stuff around the house thanks to the five gift Subs backwards the prime top the homework toward the artist's medieval apartment I'm assuming this would work that's true oh yeah here it is it cool or lame at least it's not medical waste true that's Damien hurstfield he's the reason the five gift Subs Pablo you see Ouija got world record yeah I actually pulled that up on stream just a little bit ago I saw I think it was Saint Dennis who was beheaded Saints are often depicted in art based on how they were martyred for instance Saint Bartholomew was often depicted carrying his flayed skin as he was skinned alive man that is so hard retro and it's all good deep maybe soon disaster tier one Steed tier one Martin and the resub Aether this dude did a piece of art named piss Christ where he put a Christ statue on a tank of his own piss I feel like he just made that up but I believe you because that sounds like some Modern Art I think it's a prime lately Dominic everyone's saying it's real I'm gonna Google piss Christ and feel like such an idiot wow wait what it's got its own Wikipedia piss Christ is a 1987 Photograph by American Artist and photographer Andres Serrano where what what is what's the meaning here it's oh no oh geez piss Christ artist art piece was attacked in France but I mean yeah as as advertised it's uh it's it's Christ and some some urine it's pretty cool yeah I was talking about that quite a bit yesterday remote yeah people have told me about that Cosmic I'm gonna watch that on my own later there's the Reese of Itachi how much do I think that'd be sold for what piss Christ let's see peace Christ was sold at South B's auction in London for 145 Grand on October 14th of 2022. so it's about 150 Grand for the piss Christ waiting for the sequel come Christ yeah true if Andrei Serrano was a real artist he would have followed that work up with come naturally have you yeah I saw that I I mean I would never make the piss Christ you should I just checked out Andre Serrano's portfolio it's just photos of art that involve PP and poo poo hey what I thought this was like a one-off kind of thing is that like his signature is pee and poop my kind of artist maybe let me take a peek um where's his portfolio at here let's go to the exhibitions uh no how about just like his most famous art he's got so many pieces good Lord where can I find all of his Arts oh wow wait here we go Andre Serrano featured work piss Elegance it's a little photo and a tank of piss or no no is this yeah this would have to be a tank of urine then it's thinker also in a tank of P uh uh where's some others why is it so hard to go through all of his work oh he's got some weird [ __ ] what the [ __ ] this is just a picture of the KKK yeah he's got he's got some like really weird [ __ ] that well as if the the P series was like normal but wow yeah no I didn't I didn't expect a lot of these I think there's some vintage and mountains in the prime Vince he has an art piece called Frozen [ __ ] and blood how about this I'll just type in Andre Serrano come what a bold search semen and blood number three quite the hard-hitting series I guess it's already got the uh trilogy I had to stop provoking it is a well it looks like just some blood and some semen on a little glass piece wow it really just makes you stop and think honestly surely number two can't be more powerful than number three well I dare say semen and blood number two is even better this one's got bubbles in it it's almost playful in a way you can really feel the dichotomous energy is colliding here with the blood and the and the [ __ ] wow I could look at that all day it's a Metallica album cover that doesn't even surprise me oh my God he's just recently released a blood and semen number five at the clevelandart.org that that sounds like some art for Cleveland wow number five is just so bold and Brash it's just there's no separation of the blood in the cup anymore it's just one uniform unit now it's truly bonded together or bonded together wow he knows how to speak to The Human Condition I'll tell you what is the resub G fuel Presto in the prime SP inning true tea John check out his picture of Elvis with his flaccid [ __ ] out what is this art like what does he do I'll type in Elvis [ __ ] Andre Serrano Elvis [ __ ] that didn't work what about just Elvis that one I can't find sham I bet that one's cool I think he's a prime Anthony Theresa subi and the bits Matty it's just him and his [ __ ] that's pretty cool it's called the interpretation of Dreams oh there's a full exhibit of Art not just one picture yeah that one might be hard to find man he's got some wow uh wow thanks to the gift sub going can you show it no I can't show that uh I can't show like any of the things I just saw from uh Andre Serrano just check the Google Images yeah maybe I should just do images instead of trying to find the actual exhibit hmm I still don't see it oh there it is oh I didn't even know oh this one popped up earlier I thought this was just like a normal picture of Elvis it looked like he photoshopped his wiener into it okay now I see it cool yeah I mean modern Art's a joke man it's just straight up a joke all money laundering I need a tier one 3h9c and the resub key right and bits nerd no I still haven't watched RR is it Prime flux I think I found a new job if you can break into the modern art world it's so free but I just don't know how you break it I think it's just nepotism like I don't think you can actually get in there as just like a nobody artist it was okay what's up I know Anthony Serrano's work is truly moving isn't it it's fascinating stuff thanks everyone is why you shouldn't run from the police is that code blue the photograph of piss Jesus went hard well yeah piss Jesus is or piss Christ show some respect was very very strong that was a good very interesting moment the resub Enigma Judge Judy underrated Judge Judy makes like 30 mil a year she's perfectly rated she's she's doing just fine yeah what you guys don't know that Judge Judy is [ __ ] loaded oh my God I undersold her she makes an estimated 47 million per year off of her salary off of just her salary is the show real uh I don't remember exactly how it works but I think it's arbitration so the people go on there and they're set like they're briefed like whatever Judge Judy says is legally binding you agree to this yes that's it that's the resub wire and Kim but it's just arbitration is Theresa O'Malley and they give sub again backwards in the recent singe the new code Blues toss oh okay thanks there's some pylon Zach is on a new world record run right now is he let me see I don't want to jinx him oh oh did he hit um Chinatown launch no you didn't do Chinatown lunch things receive Spud link and unicorn do I know Patty Mayo yeah I know Patty Mayo not personally but I know his content it's all staged not that I think that matters to most people who watch but yeah it's not real Thanksgiving John the prime mic what's this gonna be like a 25 30. no there's no way he's gonna do a voice skip no shot he won't risk it not on a run like this the only time someone's gonna try moist skip which is the trick I found is when they're like a little bit behind world record and they need it for the Boost because it only saves like five seconds he's not gonna risk it actually recent insane mushy in the prime gator you see the fan made a crypto zoo game yes I did see it let's get some poo yeah this will be like a 25 30 something the woman's husband was also there yep he's just going to do it the old-fashioned way no reason to risk it makes it tier one shoe and Theresa blazing man we're having a lot of world record movement first spicy then Ouija now Zack holy [ __ ] it's a no no it didn't go or what it'll be the 25 30 something like a 32 or 33 I think yeah 33. new world record There It Is God damn oh my God what a [ __ ] run I'll have to watch the VOD back to see how clean he must have been good Lord yep nine seconds over Ouija Jesus there's still three days left though so this might not be final one yet there could also still be another big Discovery found actually recent dingleberry Blobby in a bit excuse me Cody oh yeah Zach's been grinding everyone's been [ __ ] grinding it's been so great to watch that's a fat record though that's a big one thanks for the resub Jay congrats Zach good work foreign good [ __ ] I need to watch the VOD to see how all that went how much have been how much have people been able to shave off since the challenge started uh I think day one the fastest was like a 40 minute something day two was down to like 30 and then it stayed around 30 for like the first like four or five days I think and now we've been going sub 30 pretty often for most runners I think it's a bit deep well no that's that's toss deep I can't watch that means I that means I can't watch it in your opinion who is the best film director of all time for me no one beats Spielberg oh that's so basic [ __ ] Spielberg oh goodness I have a much more refined palette than that hmm it's kind of tough to say though this is also kind of basic [ __ ] but it's the truth I still think Nolan Nolan is still so hard to beat I I [ __ ] love Nolan's work it's Michael Bay yeah it's Michael Bay rolling in Rich maybe Roland Emirates thanks to moonfall maybe just maybe moonfall is the best goddamn experience ever filmed leave the recept Sparky Scorsese 100 percent it's not like I dislike Scorsese but come on like come on um [ __ ] butcher scene that's what it is no I still don't even think the movie's bad like I'm not saying the film is bad but I'm just saying he makes decisions that I don't think are great like he doesn't make the best decisions every time like this would have just been significantly better with just a younger actor playing this role I like Pesci calling him kid in that truck repair scene that's so good yeah he's [ __ ] 80 years old and he's like kid well yeah so this is like this is like young man this young boy and his [ __ ] Robert De Niro and he's [ __ ] 80. I think he's the resub Bob sack and the prime Marge Vanquish camo and the resub jota you talk about the Romeo and Juliet lawsuit oh actually I heard about that yeah so that Romeo and Juliet movie from the 60s apparently had like a nude scene with Romeo and Juliet or something but they were minors during it so now they're suing for half a billion dollars who's doing the actors apparently that was a movie that showed a ton of people throughout school I never saw it we never really got to watch movies in school I think the only movie in school we ever watched was [ __ ] Schindler's List which was such an extreme film to watch in high school this is tier one happy birthday in the [ __ ] Jack Sparrow [Music] watch One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest in psychology nice but yeah now it's a half a billion dollar lawsuit things are the bits alert I don't know why it took so long maybe it was like a long time building the case I don't know let me look it up the teen stars of Romeo and Juliet Sue over nudity in the 1968 film because they were miners and were filmed nude but why did it take so long surely there's a reason for it Jesus Leonard Whiting 72 and Olivia Hussey 71 claim director Franco zepharelli secretly filmed them nude or partially nude without their knowledge despite previous assurances that there would be no nudity exhibited in the oscar-winning film at the time of filming Whiting who portrayed Romeo was 16 and Hussey who portrayed Juliet was 15. the pair filed the suit in Los Angeles County Superior Court alleging sexual abuse harassment and fraud the director's dead according to the filing zafarelli who died in 2019 initially told the actors that they would wear flesh-colored undergarments in the bedroom scene in which whitings bear buttocks and Hussey's bare breasts are shown however when the scene was shot in the final days of filming the actors are told they would wear only body makeup and the camera would be positioned in a way that would not show nudity according to the suit the actors said they believed they had no choice but to act in the nude and body act in the nude in body makeup as demanded and allege the scene was in violation of California federal law against indecency and exploitation of children Paramount continues to display and profit from the images of nude minor children said gressen they surely know better time should be up they're seeking punitive damages of a hundred million but possibly entitled to damages of more than 500 million to match the amount the film has earned since 1968. holy [ __ ] these three sub Cupid Austin clammy and the bits Christian and teach on yeah talked about that yesterday teach on in fact this was Vanquish thank you for that but do they want the movie Taken down too well I imagine yeah it's uh I mean it's naked children being displayed in there and apparently filmed without their full understanding of what was going on so yeah I imagine they also want the film taken down oh this is interesting this is playing out like some YouTube drama the son of director Franco or the son of director zafarelli has hit out against the lead actors from the late Italian film directors 1968 adaptation of Romeo and Juliet uh where's the statement on Friday uh he said in a statement that the love scene was far from pornographic zepharelli himself was accused of being reactionary precisely because over and over again he spoke out against pornography the nude images in the film expressed the beauty the transfer and I would even say the Candor of mutual giving and did not contain any morbid feeling you [ __ ] creep it's naked children still this man is unironically playing but it's Art card yikes holy [ __ ] well he's probably [ __ ] yeah apparently it was huge in most schools to show that movie I have never seen it so I don't know the scene in question but seems like everyone else does which I mean goes the show is a huge movie and it looks like no one knew about any of that until they filed this lawsuit I just don't know what took them so long exit resub Odie raffle and the prime Patty one of the bits Kismet and fake nerisa Wolfe and cheese apparently California lifted the statute of limitation which allowed them to file the suit oh is that why okay then I guess if I was to speculate the reason it's taken so long is because by the time they matured enough to realize that what they'd actually experienced was literal child abuse and the filming of naked children being illegal they were already too late with the statute of limitations but now that it was released they decided that it's finally time that would be my guess is it tier one ecstatic he's a tier one Rogue your teacher gave you a VHS copy of it uh you got to get rid of that [ __ ] ASAP man she she gave you some child porn she set you up it's one of the biggest movies of all time crazy to think about it yeah I guess so I mean grossed over half a billion dollars for a 1968 film that's pretty substantial oh thanks for the raid thank you for that welcome hope you had a great stream let's give some fluffle yeah just going over some goofy [ __ ] in the 60s Lord of the Ring movies they had little kids bare ass naked in the movie yikes that sounds like Hollywood [ __ ] weirdos shaking bacon didn't the Nirvana kid do the same that one's a little different so you're talking about the Nirvana baby so for a long time Nirvana baby tried to make that his whole brand like I was the naked baby on Nirvana's album cover I think he even got a tattoo on his chest about it didn't he didn't he actually get a Nirvana baby tattoo hold on yeah he has never mind tattooed on his chest so for a long time he tried to capitalize off being the baby on Nirvana's album cover but then he thought it'd be more lucrative to turn around and Sue instead so then he tried suing it didn't work he waited another year so tried suing again it didn't work and then he did it again in like 2019 I think that's the last time he's tried so not exactly the same as what the Romeo and Juliet people are doing but still it's similar enough he's recent Tom V and assault in the resub J why Sue did he give a reason he was suing for emotional distress he was also claiming that by being the naked baby on the cover of one of the biggest rock albums of all time it prevented him from having a successful career because people kept comparing him to that baby he also said that people used to like or he made the claim that since his wiener was on the cover that people had seen him fully exposed which is so weird like there's no way anyone would see that baby and then see Nirvana baby in real life and be like holy [ __ ] that [ __ ] 30 year old man now that's the baby from the Nirvana cover like that's just such a load of [ __ ] he's a tier one Mountain Dew in the prime cozy and eggnog in the recent axle yeah I already showed the DJ Cali getting his golf cart stuck [ __ ] [ __ ] I watch everything from DJ Khaled what's the most famous penis in the world oh that's an easy one it's the um statue of David easily the most famous [ __ ] yeah oh no doubt I think it's a big tier two anambra welcome board the recent fuzz and Hama Biebs no I don't know about that fate thank you the [ __ ] 5K bit Saints thank you for the big drop appreciate the generosity man what about Rasputin's pickled dick that they have preserved in a jar I didn't even know they had his pickled dick in a jar I know the story of Rasputin I just didn't know they had his [ __ ] in a jar so I'm gonna say since I didn't know about it it's probably not the most famous wiener we're gonna hope it's like a traffic cone okay there's no way this is real no shot man there's like entire websites dedicated to his wiener there's no way the pickling process must have been like enlarged it somehow thanks everyone toasty ferrets CMG salty in the prime paprika and tier one paradox it's 13 inches and considered magic yeah I just don't believe that is Theresa Morty he was one of the greatest con artists of all time William defoe's weiner is pretty legendary yeah but not because everyone's seen it his is more just talked about like in Legend but like I've never seen it not his real one the prime channel in the resub method watch Antichrist well no that's what they're talking about his penis and Antichrist isn't his actual wiener his [ __ ] was too big it kept getting in the way of shots so they eventually gave him a stunt penis right isn't that how The Story Goes yep he needed a penis double for the film because his real penis was too big wise but hey that's been well documented documented since 2009. Thanksgiving U Darren in sixpath what game what game would you never ever play and why what game would I never I don't know I have to really think about it um did you know the director of antichrist wrote the script while in a psych ward holy [ __ ] no I didn't know that Jesus that's pretty extreme crypto Zoo oh good answer that was a good answer yeah and why because it doesn't exist never will except for the YouTube fan made version have you seen the new Dark Souls fan game called Arch Thrones no does it look good oh it's a mod it's not a new Dark Souls game it's a mod basically a full new game though what does it do differently is it just new bosses new worlds coiled sword at the bonfire different combat that looked the same with that foreign Souls mods but this this actually really does just look like Dark Souls 3. like without many changes yet whereas um God what was that man I used to stream [ __ ] that not convergence the other one it has sakido-like mechanics I haven't seen that there I don't see any like stance cinder's mod thank you cinder's mod is [ __ ] since when did the community turn on cinder's mod cinder's mod was very fun all right there's some trumpet no I don't think it has anything to do with it Maiden but it's certainly not helping I guess you're slimy I don't know what animated movies come out this year but I saw Puss in Boots too and it was very good nice recent Hawk in the resub OB foreign like Spider-Man Elemental Mario Etc oh [ __ ] I forgot Spider-Man and Mario were even coming out this year I think I'm looking forward more to Spider-Man than Mario but Mario's really peaked my curiosity on if it's gonna be like actually good or not he's a zinc in the prime Panther they did go hard on the villain for Puss in Boots too no there's way too many to go through for that deep I think it's tier one bubs would you make a Gran Turismo 7 Esports team no I really only make teams and games that I watch I don't really watch Gran Turismo Esports we got some cool [ __ ] around the corner over the next month or so though one of the ones that I've been talking about for a while is finally coming around so we've got we've got some cool stuff on the plate I think everyone will be excited but it's not Gran Turismo I'll tell you that much all right it's also not CS go I'll go ahead and tell you that much too we really want to get into CS go but it's not CS go I wouldn't even tease you like that if we're getting to the Cs go I just let that [ __ ] rip right now and tell you guys it's not csgo I wish though is the Reese of grego I think Elementals looks fine I mean there's not a whole lot out right now the screaming in the back Tiana's watching something I don't know she's watching no [ __ ] clue it was able to fix it is that true I checked two of the Persona videos I got to monetize and he does swear in the first 15 of both oh that would be so unlucky if it's all by the 15 second rule that's now implemented doesn't excuse YouTube here because that shouldn't apply retroactively to content that existed before the rule you can't roll out a new rule and expect every video that's ever existed to know that rule was coming in play by it it's like oh my God these videos from two years ago finally in our rule how could you have posted this knowing that two years down the line we were going to be making this rule I saw some I don't remember where I saw this there was a comment that's like man if you have to play by that in the future you have to prepare for everything like imagine there's like some big war in the future and now all of a sudden like other words are really sensitive and the example they used was chocolate like if you mentioned chocolate in a video you get to monetize because it's insensitive to the chocolate Wars of 2045 or something it's stupid to have that retroactively apply to content if they wanted to roll this out they should have done it on for Content going forward or if they needed it to apply to every piece of content they should have given the creators the ability to just click a single button like if this is in violation remove the bad word in the first 15 seconds instead of having to go manually through the editor and do it and it still doesn't fix it it's just very it's so simple it's well it's not simple obviously that's a big system to roll out but for the the health and safety of the platform it would have been very much appreciated yeah no I know he talked about in the video I don't remember if he said that the the Persona once had the swear in the first 15 I might have just forgot I watched it earlier today so I might be misremembering if he got to that section but yeah that's the point he's making that it having to play by those rules for Content that didn't exist when those rules were made is stupid it's brain dead it's [ __ ] brain dead it's the gift sub subs and the reason Thai Lauren but yeah I highly recommend checking out the full thing for a big breakdown on all of the Injustice RT game is experiencing for some reason those rules are only good for YouTube itself it's not it's not good for YouTube either you think YouTube wants to host demonetized videos then they're just losing money if they're hosting videos that don't run their ads what the [ __ ] is they getting out of it they're they're just losing on server space it's bad for them too so I don't know why they're doing it the advertisers weren't really forcing their hand at least not publicly they still run ads on them no they don't well at least not on age-restricted videos and at least not on most to monetized videos if you click on a demonetized video without an ad blocker you don't get any ads at least I don't demonetize doesn't even mean limited ads it means like literally no [ __ ] ads when I'm no ad blocker clicking on demonetized I don't see [ __ ] maybe it's on a case-by-case basis but I never see an ad if it's demonetized it needs to reset Pizza foreign decided yet deep it depends on how it continues what's the point of YouTube kids at this point um I don't know kids are like little view Bots though those [ __ ] little creatures just like they always have an iPad running with autoplay on everything so they just Farm millions and millions of views off of it but yeah if you're just going to make the main platform YouTube kids there's really no point even having that do they want people to stop making videos or do they think this will increase Revenue there has to be some reason I'm just not smart enough to see it maybe there was internal pressure from their advertising Partners to clean up the site I I don't know but it's kind of nonsensical to me because I haven't seen anything like that and also they lose money when they demonetize videos too you're talking about Gonzalez first Google but I don't think that lawsuit had any effect on this policy change because I mean this policy change does nothing against that lawsuit nothing at all use the bits again deep well yeah they need to drastically overhaul that whole thing these are the bits as well yeah I was talking about that earlier in the Stream as well do you think we're just a few bad updates changes from YouTube migrating somewhere else no it is truly a monopoly there is no other place to go for Content creation Unless somehow Elon Musk makes Twitter work as a as a Content Factory I don't know how we would but he keeps touting that as one of his goals so if he can make that work Twitter would actually have a shot I don't know how the [ __ ] he'd do it but I feel like that'd be like your only other major player rumbles streaming I don't think anyone's using Rumble videos so it's mainly for streaming Daily Motions for old Japanese game shows and nothing else what's is there any others that I'm missing I think that's it oh videos for art they only allow art on video actually you couldn't post anything else there that's not art things Reese of Zaza Daddy and iconic you missed PornHub yeah but PornHub had its own massive problem where they had like actual rape victims videos being posted on there without them ever acting and they had like actual child porn on there without them ever taking action so then they just got absolutely obliterated and then destroyed their entire catalog they're never going to get into the video competing space they'll stick with just the verified porn accounts that's false what are you talking about how are you saying that's false that was a massive court case I talked about that actually quite a few times on the podcast a ton of like victims came forward uh they sued them mindgeek specifically about the child sex abuse material that they kept trying to get taken down many people came forward just trying to have that content taken down because they were the victims in it and PornHub never acted so then they took it to court and Court [ __ ] slapped him that's why there's only verified uh porn left on there from check marked channels I don't know why you're saying that's false you can literally just look it up people just immediately say [ __ ] to be combative having no idea what they're talking about that's crazy to me that is just so crazy to me that was just like an actual fact that wasn't even spouting an opinion that just like actually happened I think it's a recent tattoo what the [ __ ] is advanced never even heard of that one thanks to recent brownie Advance was a YouTube ad block I don't remember that must be an older one I think they give sub again backwards you can get world first on light on lightfall raid for sure oh yeah we're going for lightfall raid world first baby I swear to God we're gonna we're gonna get close it's gonna be competitive I'm excited well I'm gonna fill up my water I'm really thirsty give me two seconds I'll be right back I'm back as we said Rebecca bored and Ichi oh revanced got you yeah talked about that already put it when it happened it was very sad Risa baloric and tauren there's a site called what what is that a campsite when you're finishing the witch Queen campaign we're almost done Jackson and I were playing it off stream I know the god slap poster keeps dropping I'm eventually replacing that whole thing with one giant frame and one giant poster with all the god slap covers there's a prime northwell new sub Survivor and Danny we doing any more amok runs tonight I was going to do some amok runs tonight but I haven't been making any progress on completing any runs so I don't think so probably do something else that's not amok I wish dark and darker was still available to play I miss it I've got an itch that can't be scratched right now and I'm not playing tarkov no shot play Neon white I'm not playing neon white I don't really have any good advice there Proto except for distractions they're really helpful to help you get in a better headspace for a bit with whatever's bringing you down man hope it gets better who knows sausage who knows you didn't do any more hello neighbor 2 speed runs nah she just keeps crashing that's not like that miraculously got fixed for me hmm you know I still play chess no I don't play chess anymore Kayla gives some Corey watch the jet jet lag the tag game the [ __ ] is that oh jet lag the game this is a video series I've heard of this hmm yeah no I know what this is why haven't you played I am Jesus yet because it's not out yet what's out is just the the beta the little prologue I'm waiting for the full release I want it to go all the way up to the New Testament but it's not very good who wants to sing [Music] what do you I'm Simon this is my brother Andrew we're trying to catch fish [Music] the wedding appears to have a small issue I don't know you might be able to help he's got everything [Music] please Lord just heal my son there's no such thing as too loud when you're dealing with the voice of God it needs to resubject that would be huge that would be big deep actually you know what is the beta still out maybe I will just play the beta I don't know when the [ __ ] full thing's coming out plus I have my 120 refund from a dream that never wakes up or whatever nope the bait is not still out God damn it oh wait here it is the I am Jesus Christ prologue oh my what how is I am Jesus Christ prologue 13 gigs is this thing installing the actual Holy Spirit onto my system what in this game makes it so Hefty like this isn't even like the entire Old Testament we don't even get to the New Testament DLC and somehow it's still 13 gigs when this thing fully comes out it's going to be bigger than uh Destiny 2. there's a resub Kia in the prime button Brobee the Bible is the Bible was released on Steam this year well it's about time you're pre-loading Heaven itself cool basically resub killionaire no isn't this game technically heresy since you're playing as God I I don't know man why are you asking me that Pro I get I don't think so it's made by very religious people surely they wouldn't make that mistake yeah we talked about all that for a while Proto I don't know it's interesting albeit very odd yeah I wanted to wait for the whole game to come out but I just decided whatever we'll let it rip I'll at least try the prologue out I don't know how deep this goes maybe up until Cain and Abel who really knows actually it wouldn't make any sense Kane enable this way before that Jesus Christ I I'm a bit off on my uh timeline here oh maybe Kane and Abel still comes back who knows we're in a totally different medium right now had to change category [Music] this is super loud [Music] okay let's try that all right time to ride gameplay mode or story mode so this one's like Sunday school mode and this one's like I'm ready to game let's hit it that is AI generated 100 that is an AI generated piece of art in the beginning was the word and the Word was with God and the Word was God he was good for God in the beginning through him all things were made without him nothing was made that has been made in him was life and that life was the light of all mankind the light shines like an episode of Through the Wormhole and the Darkness has not overcome it the word became flesh wait dinosaurs he is dwelling Among Us there's a very big group of Christians that don't believe dinosaurs ever existed I'm shocked they even bothered an angel of the Lord appeared and said Joseph son of David do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife because what is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit please who are to give him the name Jesus he will save people from their sins and she gave birth to her firstborn a son she wrapped him in clothes in a Manger with the three wise men as there was no guest room available for them the three wise men came bearing a 40-90 nearby keeping watch over reloaded Steam account an angel of the Lord appeared to them and said to them do not be afraid I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people today in the town of David a savior has been born to you he is the messiah the Lord this will be a sign to you you will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a Manger so they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph and the baby who was lying in the manger when they had seen him they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child what about the gifts and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherd said to them when I mean touch on the gifts makes the resub airship in the gifts of glass the bits deep and Prime Dishonored it's interesting didn't know that makes it that big I think it's a tier one coal in tier one Arctic [Music] [Music] America's you reside in the neighboring area doing many baptisms lately He Shall Serve as the starting point of the Oregon journey to bring hope oh life and a new herb to the world and to Manny you alone are the hope of the world [Music] please foreign it's a little laggy but I'm sure it'll smooth out as the Holy Spirit gets stronger yes Jesus foreign ER at a Fruit Stand discussing with his friend regarding John the Baptist it would be best to begin your search there is a prime sync I wonder if this game has a good speed run after I beat it I'm gonna look up the speed run route if there is one many people have attempted to write about the things that have taken place Among Us reports of these things were handed down to us there were people who saw these things for themselves from the beginning they saw them and then passed the word on with this in mind I myself have carefully looked into everything from the beginning so I also decided to write down an orderly report God damn it is lagging what happened I am doing this for you I want you to know that the things are true sorry is there combat in this game yeah probably fighting sins like I just go around like [ __ ] karate chopping like jealousy and greed and all that hmm sorry hmm those are these are the 10 gift Subs Maki good to see you tonight I hope you had a good day thanks to Prime Nico sorry Jesus which one of you knows anything about John the Baptist huh so I've already asked the two over there oh no wait maybe this guy sorry foreign my God a pardon I'm sorry good Lord excuse me not not in this town where where is the guy who knows where the [ __ ] John the Baptist is hmm oh here we go okay that wasn't helpful at all which one of you [ __ ] will just tell me where John is hiding what he's a prime turtle there he said Damien and Grandma I've talked to you already right yeah where are you yes hmm can someone just tell me which one it is and the surrounding Forest Area so one of these guys in the surrounding Forest like this guy oh I already talked to this guy didn't I sorry look in the wilderness it says heading to the market and ask around so I imagine I need to talk to them to figure it out because this is where my objective is I don't think I can just you know where's the water at just ask them three times well like they're lying to oh this is huge he's a resub lottery in the bits clip in the recent Proto who lied to me the first time I talked to you wait what oh okay never mind [Music] this is the beginning of the good news about Jesus the Messiah the Son of God long ago Isaiah the prophet wrote I will send my messenger ahead of you he will prepare your way the messenger is calling out to give some sleazy prepare the way for the Lord make strength makes sense here he's recent freak John oh nope not John foreign yes Jesus I'm glad you found all right we got a big day ahead of us tomorrow this isn't my house time for a little nap like the tier one goose and the resub Raku man these load times Goodness Me Mary Jesus Jesus no there was a man who stopped by earlier saying that he's a supporter of John the Baptist I guess word got around that you're going to John the Baptist he's waiting for you at the exit out of the city are you dead why don't why can't I talk to you all right whatever God is your dad well yeah but this guy's still like my parental Guardian father why can't I jump over this like there's some Advent in the tier one ocean and the resub app okay bunny hopping yeah I don't know if that was invented back then hello Jesus yes I have prepared some food for you for your journey please take a few snacks of mine I'm a shopkeeper here and I'm preparing to set up shop for the day so I thought I'd give you some help before you go to be baptized by John the Baptist what a nice guy what kind of yummies you got for me to munchan please give me some minute foreign the beginning of the good news about Jesus the Messiah the Son of God John the Baptist appeared in the wilderness preaching a baptism of repentance for the Forgiveness of sins John Wall clothing made of camel's hair with a leather belt around his waist and he ate locusts and wild honey the whole Judean Countryside and all the people of Jerusalem went out to him they were baptized by him in the Jordan River and this was his message I baptize you with water for repentance but after me comes one who is more powerful than I whose sandals I am not worthy to carry he will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and Fire okay that's more of a threat than like good news that's not a happy gospel there fire huh [Music] you can head straight from here to reach John the Baptist he is by the Jordan River sadly I can't accompany you since I have to get back to setting up shop in the Nazareth Market but please take care you should eat the food I gave you earlier so that you're prepared you can also pick some berries near the river that's where we get some of the food [Music] oh an inventory system I have some berries that restore five hunger it's restoring hunger huh so these berries make me more ravenous okay I'll eat it [Music] and there's invisible walls everywhere here do I need to eat all of this [Music] I guess so oh that also gets rid of the invisible walls damn they've got an anti-speed run Tech in here [Music] thanks Jerry said my boy [Music] did you even read the Bible bunny hopping was invented in Exodus 21 20. you're right it's been a while I don't know how I forgot that [Music] foreign [Music] Tax Collectors came to be baptized teacher they asked what should we do don't collect any more than you are required to John told them then some soldiers asked him and what should we do John replied Don't force people to give you money don't bring false charges against people be happy with your pay the people were waiting they were expecting something wait did any of those berries even go to my inventory which John might be the Messiah what just happened there where'd all my berries go I picked like 20 of these [ __ ] foreign [Music] I think there's like a limit you can have on berries no maybe not foreign no Jesus was born an American you might not recognize where we are because the names have changed but Nazareth is actually now known as Florida but yeah he was born on American soil baby don't you forget it I need to be baptized by you by you and are you coming to me I shall do as you say Lord let's go John I baptize you having Authority from God as a demonstration of your commitment to his holiness yo first boss thanks John [Music] there we go full Spirit charge let's go and a voice Came From Heaven you are my son whom I love with you I am well pleased [Music] amen simple enough what are your intentions now Lord I see I know many challenges lie ahead of you but I know that the Holy Spirit now rests within you and Shall Serve as a guiding force for you Lord if there is ever any use you have for me please let me know you are the greatest man to have ever lived John that is what a title the greatest man to ever live I mean I guess there hasn't been many men that have lived up till this point to be fair at least not relatively speaking so that could be like accurate [Music] why go in the desert too fast though you could just do that wherever that's the beauty of fasting you can just not eat wherever you want to not eat it doesn't have to be in the desert he could have just went home and been like Mary not eating for 40 days I'm just going to survive off the Holy Spirit Jesus full of the Holy Spirit left the Jordan and was led by the spirit Into the Wilderness where for 40 days he was tempted by the doctor foreign no thank you devil I don't want any of that he ate nothing during those days and at the end of them he was hungry I would imagine that sounds about right thanks bro Josh oh it's a nutrient beam blessed are those who are spiritually needy the Kingdom of Heaven belongs to them blessed are those who are sad will be comfort blessed are those who are humble they will be given the earth oh it's like photosynthesis for the soul oh beloved child of God you must prepare for your trial ahead you will be tempted and fought by the Fallen one Satan repel these blasts I throw at you do not worry they cannot hurt you okay I see one get out of here [Music] it's like a Dragon Ball Z fight here with the the glass yeah [Music] this was kind of far away why not put the beams closer to me why make me run to them what does that teach me this just feels like thirsty for what is right they will be filled blessed are those who show Mercy they will be shown Mercy blessed are those whose hearts are pure they will see God it teaches discipline yeah but I feel like fasting for 40 days in the desert is already showing a pretty high level of discipline you don't need to also make me run around doing track and field that was kind of unnecessary for me I was a big fan upstairs with ease before you must draw the enemy closer so they are unable to dodge your blasts get over here [Music] this is called I am Jesus Christ [Music] Wolfie blessed are those who make peace they will be called children of God blessed are those who suffer for doing what is right Kingdom of Heaven belongs to them in the battle you may need to recharge pray a charge so you are able to overcome any trials that lie ahead of you I'm ready is that the last one looks like it nope never mind there's another one all the way over here holy [ __ ] oh give me two seconds Tiana just went to bed I'll be right back you're gonna say good night Reese of Wolfie there's some snowy and AIDS 80 or 8 dadzo the prime con the prime cryo blessed are you when people make fun of you and hurt you because of me you are also blessed when they tell all kinds of evil lies about you because of me be joyful and glad your reward in heaven is great same way people hurt their pockets not long ago use all of this together before going ahead so use your abilities and combinations in order to repel three of my blasts [Music] okay that was [Music] all right I can't do both at the same time all right Satan is [ __ ] me up Jesus [Music] yeah [Music] did I repel that foreign the timing's kind of strict oh I was out of charge [Music] gotcha [Music] okay it's not doing anything I thought it might I've definitely repelled at least three how many do I have to do foreign that's what the devil wants [Music] he's a prime nerdy YouTube Spike foreign come on why are you hurting yourself for 40 days if you are the Son of God command this Stone to become red well I'll try yeah and look how wrong you were about that I can make you a king rich and Supply you with anything you could ever possibly want come on tell your angels to come and save you from all those trials or are you too afraid to do that afraid what'd you say to me thinks it's like a giant egg yolk eat it at the end they will betray you and kill you they wouldn't do that it's your last chance to join me and we can be the most powerful Kings in the world there's a tier one uncle in the prime Gus Tyler and there is a surprise silver uh-oh to Showdown get over here don't you bastard [Music] damn it oh my God I keep forgetting I can't do both gotcha [Music] I'm beating his ass that's too far [Music] come on slippery little devil [Music] oh God can you stop [Music] okay maybe okay it's just a Larson yeah I bet that hurts like the Dickens huh back to hell with you but I know that my opportunity shall arise again and I will come again will not stop me in this world to take humans Souls as I said love dream I will wait for my time to come well keep waiting bub because the humans and I are good friends and they wouldn't do what you say they might exited Prime green the Reese of galactic and the bits deep and Nerdy crisis it's time but this will not stop me I will go everywhere in this land I will go into every city into every corner of them I will take my power and spread my darkness everywhere to all homes to every human Every Soul I will enter their bodies and put my diseases inside I will boil their minds and put my demon servants inside them I go to Jerusalem to their capital and will tempt all citizens with my darkness don't do that afterwards they will stop Jesus and kill him no why are you laughing this is serious can't stop me we'll see about that [ __ ] damn I couldn't think of anything cool as Jesus walked beside the Sea of Galilee there's a [ __ ] Eliza sausages and his brother Andrew casting a net fishing computer you don't even have a rope tied to that how do you plan on getting the fish out of it follow me I'm like bringing it in and I will send you out to fish for people foreign next Oh I thought that was going to be end of the prologue he has spread his sins and dark energy throughout the land Banks text-to-speech Microsoft Sam dark areas and Destroy his dark Forces in order to proceed destroy the dark gems and pray in order to proceed get these gems out of here this obsidian is not welcome here leave this land foreign this territory's mine oh wow wait how big is this game going to be this is awfully ambitious the current speed run is 23 minutes hmm Thanksgiving some diaper what am I doing oh I didn't realize that was even a pressure plate of red [Music] nice [Music] he's a [ __ ] cryo there is a baby in UK oh I can't spawn anything and out here damn there would have been a lot of potential with speed run Tech if I could spawn [ __ ] in Freely primesoft I tell you do not worry don't worry about your life and what you will eat or drink and don't worry about your body and what you will wear isn't there more to life than eating aren't there more important things because you spend your clothes look at the birds of the air they don't plant or gather across can I help you they don't put away crops in store rooms but your Consignment who is my brother Andrew in the boat we're trying to catch fish we haven't been able to catch much for days times are bad for fishermen in these areas time is bad to be a fisherman but the time is right to be a fisher of men what what is that what what does that even mean a fissure of men interesting Fisher of man and just how do you do that we struggle even to catch fish we haven't caught anything all day what what key oh oh it's tab couldn't read it looked like I said Alt [Music] you can guide fish by first holding left click for five seconds I thought it was up to five seconds God damn it what the [ __ ] what what seems you the problem here it breaks I'm trying to push but it still breaks I'm even using the mouse wheel but it still is breaking can I I'm just I'm just gonna keep holding this here I see it's not all the way to the boat so I was looking up too far got it now I understand [Music] that is what it means to be a fisher of men what's going on with your neck over here oh wow he casts like this crazy effect on the Water behind him do you see that like blasts the water when I look at him it's weird thanks Brian Ed damn how many chapters are in the prologue we're still cooking on the third day a wedding took place at Cana in Galilee Jesus's mother was there and Jesus and his disciples had also been invited to the wedding when the wine was gone Jesus's mother said to him no more wine woman why do you involve me Jesus replied why would Jesus respond like that to come woman you insane whatever he tells you nearby stood six Stone water jars the kind used by the Jews for ceremonial washing each holding from 20 to 30 gallons Jesus said to the servants fill the jars with water that'd be huge Lucy so they filled them to the brim thanks to the recept walrus get away from those crystals watch out watch out [Music] foreign we should be good hopefully this didn't taint their souls [Music] this belongs to us now but gentlemen foreign quick three seconds of gameplay right into the loading screen [Music] thank you wow that's big [Music] oh my oh my God foreign okay now I'm just missing I'm going too fast [Music] thanks very simple let me give some what's going on hmm oh can I use this now why is it lagging so much thank you I can only use that in specific places indeed it does if you do not judge other people then you will not be judged if you do not time to turn that water to wine found you'll forgive and you will be forgiven give and it will be given to you hello Jesus I haven't seen you seen you long that you can make it I'm afraid the wedding appears to have a man who appears to be in need of assistance I'm not sure what to do Thanksgiving Zach [Music] foreign what's your favorite Bible passage I think this is Lutheran's 14 5. fear not the man who has practiced 10 000 kicks instead fear the man who has practiced the same kick ten thousand times Bruce Lee oh hello I'm afraid we're in a bit of a bind the people setting up and the people early that the party enjoyed the wine a bit too much we've run out of wine and the party's about to start don't worry I got you covered in wine yeah choice come talk to me again if you manage to solve the problem exit tier one plexiglass oh I'm going Spirit mode [Music] going ghost [Music] [Music] s thanks every sub Scott [Music] he's a prime ghost it is it is accurate Barry [Music] man this is awfully demanding do as I say and go and taste the water you could just say please go taste the water why lead this with do as I say don't understand very douchey with anything but I'll do what you say yeah you better I'll turn your blood to wine how did you do this wine is better than the wine we had before thank you thank you you saved the day he must taste this one actually resub's soul and Cosby I think it's a bit Fates Jesus Christ still going hard on that wine hey buddy I'll knock on the door I know he's inside getting ready still [Music] I want you to meet the groom he's getting ready for the wedding hello I'm glad you could make it I am a bit embarrassed too I have gotten award that we have run out of wine no not anymore Jesus managed to get us wine let's go and try it it's the best wine I've ever had well I'll be the judge of that let's go try it you're facing the wrong way if you want to go try it I'll tell you right now groom what do you think this one is amazing what did you do to make it so good Aaron thank you Jesus you made my day even better I'm glad to hear it this is your special day but let's not forget about the miracle that I worked here thanks Theresa balson gamer and the five Goosebumps pack thank you for that once more he visited Cana in Galilee where he had turned the water into wine and there was a certain Royal official whose son lay sick at Capernaum exit bits Azure when this man heard that Jesus had arrived in Galilee from Judea he went to him and begged him to come and heal his son who was close to death unless you people see signs and wonders Jesus told him you will never believe the Royal officials said sir come down before my child dies go Jesus replied oh your son will live the man took Jesus at his word and departed thanks that was nice of him he said bologna and another gift said pack teacher this Roman official would like to speak it seems like he has a request word of view has been getting around the area [Music] good to see you again how's your boy wait no we just I just know but I know anything is possible and I believe that you can heal him yeah I'm healing oh my God oh wow okay I'm in deep don't worry I'm I'll stop him it's like an episode of Magic School Bus one down five you Subs Plexi Theresa paquito all right he should be good as new foreign [Music] nice that sounds reasonable [Music] we said George toothache and zappel paranoid [Music] we're cruising this is where lyrics game crashed well that's because you didn't have enough space still on the way his servants met him with the news that his boy was living when he's acquired as to the time when his son got better they said to him yesterday at one in the afternoon the fever left him then the father realized that this was the exact time at which Jesus had said to him your son will live so he and his whole household believed this was the second sign Jesus performed after coming from Judea to Galilee Thanksgiving Turbo oh nice that was good that was a longer prologue than I expected too we got a lot done all right I'm looking forward to the full release [Music] and team seems so sweet like they I don't know who made this or anything but they just like actually seem really sweet and I also appreciate I also appreciate them releasing the prologue for free they just like I actually seem like nice people that was free yeah that was free easy tier one Cobalt you can tweet it at me ghost I'll check it out not on stream though it's no John Christian I dare say it's better than John Christian I don't say that lightly either you know how much of a John Christian fan I am Jesus's ass is fully modeled in the game Vinnie showed it yeah I mean I don't think you can get like a 3D model without like cheeks on it that comes standard it's very detailed too I mean it's it's got to be I mean that's the those are the cheeks of Jesus Christ himself you don't want to be dropping the ball there you don't want to be the guy responsible for like flat ass the current record for I am Jesus Christ is 23 minutes does it have Cool Tech because I can't imagine this has a good speed run there's so much loading in so many like levels like you have to go from level to level I just can't imagine there's any good glitches or just anything interesting like that looks like you can skip the market that's big there's a little sequence break yeah it just doesn't seem like a good Speed Run game these are some VHS and Gekko it's no a mock Runner yeah it's no a mock Runner true true hey thanks the Reese of your age you get a chance to play I Am Jesus Christ yet prologues out that was fun oh I feel like I learned a lot about the Bible too it was informative yeah but it just doesn't seem like a fun speed run though character because it's just it's levels so you have to keep going level level the level and long ass loading ain't no way there's a Jesus game oh you bet your sweet bippy it's got everything you could want am I excited for the full game I am We've Only Just Begun to scratch the surface we didn't even get to the part where um uh what's the guy's name who collected all the foreskin oh my Lord how do I always forget about him who was it I actually think his name was John not John the Baptist though oh David it was David yeah David yeah uh David in the Bible was tasked with collecting a thousand foreskins and the reason for the foreskins as I learned from windungun is that it was supposed to be proof that he killed a thousand men because he believed the only way you could get their foreskin was to have slain them so he was tasked with Gathering a thousand foreskins which he did he got a thousand foreskins for King Samson a very corrupt and not good man there I think it was it was Samson right let me double check before I'm spreading blasphemy a Samuel damn it Samuel and I got the number wrong too goodness guest jump in jehoshaphats uh he and his men went out to kill 200 Philistines and collected their foreskin to prevent to present to King Saul damn it how is there so many clicking ones thanks to resub Justin Samuel was the prophet at the time and who was Samson it was Saul that David brought the foreskin for also for some reason when you look up King Samson and David foreskin all of the Google Images results that they're putting on the first page are Lego for some reason they use Legos to show the story of David collecting foreskin for King Saul I don't know why but that is very modern oh yeah here look if you just look up King this is this is kind of dangerous thing to pull up on stream but yeah if you just look at King David and Saul uh King Sampson and David foreskin you just keep getting Legos but yeah it was Saul not Samson I just I got it wrong is the reset Gary Jakey and random I do so follow Joe's hungry next to the bits Dean for sure ghost wonder what he did with all the foreskin well it's just supposed to be an impossible task so he never had a plan for the foreskin yeah eventually I'll play God Hand one day in Exodus 33 18 God basically comes out of comes out of this closet to show Moses his penis I'm gonna have to look that up why would he do that like a joke was he filming it for a video Exodus 33 18 and then Moses said now Show Me Your Glory foreign but why is wiener please give me some comments it's not his dick is it not doesn't give me any context it just gives me a lot of different uh versions of it pray you Show Me Your Glory pray thee show me thy Glory pray you Show Me Your Glory Show Me Your Glory so it doesn't give me the context that actually I mean it does sound like wiener but I don't know the context to it that'd be a weird thing to ask for though to be fair I don't know why Moses would ask the bits care at least a tier one street jacket foreign coming out I have no idea it took them like three years to release the prologue so it's it's going to be a while I think do Christian moms still think you're Jesus man who was it that just told me a story about that hold on give me a second oh God who was it think it I think it was Devin one of my friends told me a story that my picture still floats around on Facebook the one with me in traditional religious garb where it was like posted as a joke of like like if you appreciate Jesus or whatever and one of my friends told me that his aunt I think it was his aunt saw that picture and was convinced that it was like a like a photo of Jesus like in all earnesty too apparently which I thought was adorable but then he hit her with the cold water which I think was a complete misstep oh was it muda oh it was Mooda it was muda not Devin that's right it was muda I couldn't remember who it was yeah he told there he told her unfortunately to that picture for some reason still floats around on Facebook pretty often can you pull it up well I don't know who his aunt is but the picture is just this one that one thanks the resubs in in pictures glorious it is a cool picture it is have you seen the new under 20 minute Speed Run For What I Am Jesus Christ no I can't say I have I'm sorry I didn't see it if that went through super high but thank you no we were just we just finished playing it it's only the prologue out right now so I already finished it don't spoil the book well don't play the game then if you don't want spoilers for the book because the game is based on it and it follows it pretty closely as you would expect it's not like a Netflix adaptation of the Bible things to resub Corby who's leading in the amok thing right now Zach he just got the new world record so I don't yeah it's not even on the board yet but he just got a 25-33 we did watch it well the end of it why don't you try what do you mean I spent the last two nights trying it's hard that is probably one of the hardest speedrun games I've ever tried there's a reason why Distortion ouija's act spicy all of them have like 150 hours in that [ __ ] game by this point in less than two weeks it's tough like it's an actual really God damn difficult game because of all the RNG to it when it comes to the launches it's so silly when's it end two days there's two more days left on it thanks Theresa Bings in the Reese of Zachary yeah I posted the voice meter for Megan earlier today it was good somehow surprisingly it wasn't bad which I couldn't believe I was in their moist Esports tournament this weekend yep we're watching that all day tomorrow moist Esports let's make big moves 2023 baby like Cola Goblin they're all Winner's side right now what time um [ __ ] I don't remember I actually just looked it up before hopping on stream and I forgot I don't know I'll probably start stream around noon regardless though regardless of what time it really starts let's give you some weeds and phone the resub's soupy Prime narcos do you think the winner is going to win by only a couple of seconds oh yeah absolutely I think the prime gently unless there's some significant new find within the next two days which I don't think there will be I think the next two days are going to be spent just doing the runs on top of runs as many runs as possible Let's resub Travel in trog door I think the winner will be sub 20 minutes it's impossible with the current route they'd have to find something substantial I think the absolute best possible time you can get right now the route is like probably just under 25 or something so yeah I don't there's unless something crazy gets found there's not going to be a sub 20 or anything like that good I think I'm gonna call it a night since I'm gonna get up early and stream tomorrow for the moist Esports tournament all right thanks everyone for tuning in new Subs welcome aboard sub means a lot thanks for subbing I will see you all in the morning have a great rest of your evening I'll throw you to someone doing some amok runs per usual go on over to Ultra Valen's still going I haven't tossed you to your veil in a while he's in the middle of a run right now toss you to jerf have a great rest of your night see you tomorrow

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