[Vinesauce] Vinny - Quality Android Games: Mobile Suck Fest (part 3)

whoa sorry wrong music wrong music mom much better yeah yeah music the perfect accompaniment to terrible android games no artistic value maybe there was some intended artistic value but music by definition is that which is created for the lowest possible goal and aim which is you play it in a [ __ ] elevator it's not supposed to evoke any kind of real emotion is it well neither do the Android games they're designed specifically I'm trying listen I'm reaching I'm trying my best here to find a comparison android games are like the music of music of games right anyway no I'm late I'm here and long-ass day so this is lowered expectations Sunday I hope your expectations are in the gutter like the stream will be I hope everyone's doing well it's good to see you here it's good to be here I'm glad I could make it at least in time for a couple hours of trash so thanks for joining me tonight look at this music this music is really just bringing out the best in me isn't it maybe music is okay listen to that [Music] flying in chat says I thought the title [ __ ] said suck feet nope suckfest I don't think you can say suck feet on twitch but yeah it is Sunday and that means I have to suffer and so do you and we're gonna suffer together in a minute with some of the worst stuff I have [Music] Android trash yet again I'm calling this the Android suckfest but you could call it Android trash you can call it whatever you want this music goes well with these Android games in my lack of preparation I have put together with the help of some generous generous people I guess I can call them generous for sharing these terrible games a number of awful Android apps that as always try to capture some kind of cultural thing that's happening in gaming like for example strange neighbors or battle royale or maybe if we're lucky a strange neighbor battle royale game and I haven't done Android showcase in like six months but it seems like we still have a lot of neighbors so prepare for that a lot of Mario bootlegs the ads are going to play because I'm not finding a way to block the ads I want you to see how terrible the ads are and that's why I show them you need you need to see we all need to see just what these quote-unquote games are actually doing and so we begin with Super neighbor world I'm assuming unlock all worlds is watch an ad or pay real money or or that okay hahaha here we go oh my god who was that oh what's this music this music is way too uplifting this is like a recovery video on YouTube so that's um so that's super neighbor vibrating at maximum velocity okay so I have to set some so you'll see the stream every now and then it'll like I just will stop because I need to add some hotkeys hang on a minute I'm trying to figure that out right now [Music] [Applause] BlueStacks has changed a bit since I last saw it and we're good how does one jump right okay alright so I have um I'm using my mouse to jump and then flash with controls are very stiff as one would expect but this is a totally original game concept I've never seen anything like this but you collect bananas and coins huh yep I sure love doing this Android thing but I have to do this I feel like this is my service to mankind in some ways by exposing the evils of the Android store the Google Play Store maybe maybe we can put a stop to this eventually I don't know I just know that there's a lot of kids that get very confused and just like spend all their parents money on bootleg android games and then buy like 45,000 in-game bucks with their parents like retirement fund and that just is that an angry bird now that's just a nasty bird so I do this for the kids I take my word for it [Music] [Applause] [Music] mildly annoyed a mildly annoyed snail meat nasty bird this level just keeps going it doesn't end what am i throwing my throat was that what is my ammo so that's very disturbing so again this combines the two popular games neighbor and you know don't make me say it it's just too damn obvious I throw a nut am i throwing dumplings coins egg so far no ads which is kind of cool oh look we got a day and night cycle when you die it turns nighttime you know I can't say this is the worst I've played a game I played on the Android because even though the controls are kind of stiff it's kind of playable I mean I'm using a [ __ ] mouse to jump but it's not forcing me to watch ads so for a clone it could be worse he looks like the critic what Jay Sherman I can't believe I actually defended this no no all right that's a shame I defended it what are we doing now I have a number of different ones there's a couple I'm afraid to get to I see some names here that I am NOT looking forward to but we've got superheroes we've got original characters we've got more neighbors we've got some battle royale we've got a Mario maker clone but let's start with around the world the world oh no we don't want to start with Iran that's that's a default BlueStacks game oh these are games that are just being recommended to me but then it won't let me get rid of them okay so how about wonderful 2014 No I see some Robertson's on the screen you don't see this but it says 40 pica points added for playing every day I'm getting pica points is this a visual novel Oh No Fink's did not vet these games by the way these are I'm at the mercy of these games at the moment so we're gonna go quickly I don't I don't do visual novels on stream on Sunday they take up too much time and they're rarely worth it this hole was big enough for a person to enter the living room talk about no privacy bark was someone there a little girl appeared out of the big hole what did you just say master my name is Mao I could want to oppai Rattata caribbean dumb here no [ __ ] Oh from now on I will be your dog I'm already done we're four [ __ ] five minutes into the stream and I want to play this anymore god dammit I don't remember making this adorable little girl my pet dog I have no intentions of doing so what would people think if I made her my pet huh wait a minute I suddenly remembered something this is one of the conditions that confused me instead of pets allowed it mentions pets included too think it would be true now I explained about this game in this game you raise the intimacy level quests quest time you like better rice or bread I'm home your hand is small please Alex I'll take your hand is small four four four four hundred mr. Trebek you did it when bubbles appear they disappear in certain time watch it next Pat the head and gain maximum intimacy what happens when you the game is not allowing me to Pat anywhere else I give it credit this is a good game that is morally responsible and and perhaps very Christian I bet this is very contract the anime eyes that's fine too if you pat the eyeballs you're good key item of episode 1 released intimacy level key items can be exchanged at the tool screen you can watch a dating even even even get intimate and go out together a lot let's try exchanging on a tool screen okay this is turned out to not necessarily be a visual novel Wow wow this is unexpected it's kind of the song that's going through my head right now as I play this game it's quite an apocalyptic game let's face it but here's some [ __ ] one wing at Angel for you while I'm playing my mobile trash you know I just want to hear the song so uh just give me a second here okay do you think Sephiroth knows he's being advertised on a dog dating simulator soba noodle consum cloud it's been a while since I've seen you Sephiroth what have you been up to I've been starring in my own mobile game they've been advertising me oh girl sorry Sephiroth can you say it again dog girl simulator I didn't expect a large hole in my room why are we doing this again the landlady is here is she gonna be an anime girl with big ideas yep it looks like you met her I knew she would come talk to you little girl is actually my younger sister oh that's fine we're gonna let our younger sister live in the wall for any old random tenant that might show up I think at some point you might want to get your little sister out of the hole in the wall and try to figure out some kind of thing that you might never mind I want to look after my little sister that's why such such strange conditions that's why I'm leaving a stranger here to look after her we've already gone off the rails what's the point of looking after her I don't know now began to waggle her tail and joy Mao I couldn't help but notice that your dog has a tail I'm gonna stop playing this in in precisely 60 seconds let me give the soba noodle yes we will watch TV together yes when when do i when do I get to watch ads more and pay real methank you [Music] thank you so much I was expecting it my a domina had gone off I knew it wouldn't be too long you all right well I've had enough this one's [ __ ] music again beginning evolution experience this music is a staple of my android streams the name of this game is simply hello neighbor have I streamed this one or is this a new one why it's the same [ __ ] one that I played over and over and over again [Applause] [Music] but look at that walk cycle it's so impossible to know if I played I mean I played variants of this also the music is so compressed and so loud that I have my mixer down on the volume to like 15% and I still have to shout over it [Music] horizon chase okay so this is this is good we have here to purchase the app what more like Verizon chase just let me play it as is just let me play it who cares I'm gonna skip over one real quick and go on to the next one moon hana adventure hello my name is I want to back I want today hmm battlestar sure high effort video games who does this have to do with Battlestar Galactica it's big Adama I'm here to give you the hill artist Luigi it's me Mario Adama pirates are just huge right now what can I say Wow look at all that cool pirates I get to lead my fleet this music really reminds me of pirating and specifically Pirates of the Caribbean it's kind of cool like that hey have you heard of Facebook if not you should check it out check out all these people with their quirky wacky expressions I'm sorry I was just like I was just talking about not being cynical like a couple days ago and how cynicism just sucks but I can't help it when I do this [ __ ] this is why would you need to look at look at this 75 million and we're still advertising Facebook so um here's all the and you see all this right here in the ad this is all that leaked info so you're witnessing it firsthand every ad served for this particular app is a different person that's that's what they were using it for the suck the suck made this ad himself and got like 30,000 million dollars for thanks for watching oh you're welcome it would be a shame if I died again here play this better game probably no I'm gonna I lose thinks I want to die that was my okay next is I I don't like Android showcase but god damn it I love it Bob minion sponge so we're just combining as many things as we can now so we get them search keywords Bob minions sponge evolution please same game as before this time with less animation we don't even get a walk cycle this time but we do get a Krusty spongebob jpg so thank God for that [Applause] [Music] you're not even really given indication on whether what you're not even really given indication on how you beat the level so you gotta just hope you don't fall into a pit that was Bob minion sponge this next one's called you know if I didn't show you this you might not believe me so I have to show you it's called Germa what could it be I don't think I want to install Adobe AIR but we've come this far I have to know what this game is okay next is evil neighbor oh we got an ad that's cool yep just looking at those ads feeling real good about my life right about now two ads game hasn't started yet [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I should have I should have an image available at all times I just have this you know ready I should probably also have this ready so we have a couple of different emotions share your reactions like on Facebook skids storm huh the word skid brings me to skid marks in one's underwear akin to perhaps this game okay so evil neighbor looks pretty evil I wonder if this is a Minecraft game based on that pickaxe they're good yeah no no let's do scene one I can't believe neighbor games are still [ __ ] happening it was coming from the house across the street I should go and ask okay all right so yep you can see it's a typical neighbor game because you have one house a street and then another house that looks identical controls are you know mobile controls so meaning not very good for a first person but we're gonna investigate that the neighbor house man do I hate the neighbors what do you want I just wanted mind your own business business it's none of your concern oh good yes yes thank you thank you for the add neighbor seen past that was a whole scene oh you're gonna add before and after what school scene - yep we did it we have done it a full scene has been completed I don't think he is telling truth I should enter in the house to investigate create a distraction use a stone to hit it in the window then sneak in the house from behind that's okay yeah that's what they all want you to do though just so happens to be a stone is that what that is okay I don't think it's just a window in the ground having trouble playing this game it should be a great spot to create distraction throw a stone through this window then run in behind if this is a stone Luigi I swear to [ __ ] god turns out I was the stone the whole time right we sneak in again I'm like fascinated by this game's popularity that it spawned this many clones I've been doing neighbor clones on this Android [ __ ] that I do for like eight months now or more so this is what fourth fifth ad you have been wandering around and have possessed by evil spirits Wow I'm just a big arm I am nothing more than a disembodied arm [Music] you see that that's [ __ ] it tells you to sneak her on the back and then you can't sneak around the back because you just get an ADD bunny world is next nice bunny world game very nice this is gonna be this is gonna be nice and good and I definitely don't want to connect nope I nope don't want that don't want any of that we just I just want to play bunny world [Music] good powerup well I can't actually play bunny World because I'd have to bind keys and I don't want to do that that's why we're gonna play big fat neighbor big fat neighbor everybody I can't believe I'm doing more neighbor games big fat neighbor why is there a Zeppelin on the title screen what does that have to do with neighbors oh it's UFOs of course okay this is different it's better check the inside move the stuff oh yes army when they're back did I play this one did it have aliens in it last time I played it you sure I did I played this or maybe someone else played it or maybe I played something that I've played way too many neighbor games so I'm assuming I've played one similar to this this game is being held together by like string and duct tape you don't see me neighbor please you no no no critical played this okay I feel bad for him but at least I know his pain no I mean for both of us it's our own goddamn fault it's not like we don't know what we're getting ourselves into I feel old watching some of these ads I really do mama come to see top ah neighbor please this house is like oddly open I think the neighbor got stuck oh [ __ ] how did you get through there angel and devil I might have played this one snuggle with angel and devil oh no I just came back to my parents place for a long holiday I was allowed to take some off this time since I had been so busy since my parents went to honeymoon for first time in 30 years I need to do a house-sitting while they are away thanks to that I can stay by myself in their place it's kind of a shame I have no one cooks me but so glad I can just chill as much as I can here then I threw myself to the big couch in the living room and was about to take a nap it happened there was a weird voice talking I think I have to abort talking to brain directly my wife is trying to kill my children that I had with my mistress Oh No pants ooh John [Music] this is overly convoluted or so it seems I can be warrior angel or your devil devil [Music] oh this game isn't offensive so much as it is offensive in the gameplay sense it's just plain awful it's not like there's gonna be Robertson's or Virginia's it's just [ __ ] awful is what it is but hey you won't get bonus stage $21.99 great deal [Music] what why does the art style [Music] the [ __ ] huh what a [ __ ] terrible noise that is my ears are offended too we don't need any more of that what we really don't need any more of that pink hanzaki new feel like you're walking on on very thin ice you know like it's just like a plank of nails [Music] why do I even need to see this game [Music] devilish cooking funny game you can't beat that devilish cooking 100% girls go games the ice has been broken we just we just keep falling further from God's grace I [Music] as donut cubes that my favorite least good yeah good whisking this is a game [Music] astounding delightfully devilish we've done it we've made donut chance all right oil in then you put the donuts that's hot if the oil in more all yes good get golden brown don't you take them out put more oil on them beautiful then you finish them off yeah with some it's [ __ ] creamy yeah my yeah cream it up mate Oh God how [ __ ] sprinkles mate [ __ ] sprinkles and it's wrong oh no oh you got caught its devil prison for you what the [ __ ] just happened wait the devil was trying to poison my doughnuts but I got caught looking that doesn't make any sense though that's like opposite of next is banana minion I [Music] see why it's called banana minion now we've got animation this time [Music] how about angry neighbor simulator putting game can [ __ ] game is advertising Second Life to me I might have played this one I recall this neighbor's face where is this neighbor going [Music] I hate this this neighbors face is the most punchable thing I've ever seen so that's why you need some Avalon flooring my fellow femme oh good that's good just start the game again but don't reset the neighbor okay well the neighbor lives there now so I am free to investigate the neighbor's house the [ __ ] this music is like deadly serious for neighbour game you have to be careful with some of these Android games you don't wanna press the wrong button and get a new ad what the [ __ ] oh my god mr. cohort what even was that ad what what does that have I like free money give me the free money you've heard of Trump jump-scares that was a trump scare just when you least expect it this one's called endless neighbor and oh we've got a cameo by the five nights at Freddy's people's which one is this we've got Krusty and Freddy and you can purchase a hoverboard but it cost you real money oh this is that [ __ ] Mario game that I've played so that's just the neighbor from the real hello neighbor I don't know how to jump I'm sure this was used with permission why would it not be Jesus whoa what are you doing cop cop with [ __ ] arm no really this is based on while not based on a Mario there's a Mario game that I played on previous Android showcases that is this exact game this time it is neighbor which proves that neighbor is the now the most popular video game character outside of Super Mario there are more neighbor games on the Google Play Store than Mario game well probably not but neighbor is not a copyrighted word you kind of can't get away with saying Mario but you can say neighbor this is based on the surfer thing well why don't we do you got you have to see the you have to see the icon for this bank robbery Gangster Squad something reminds you of anything if it loads good good well made game that loads evil neighbor just loaded bank robbery gangster squad keeps closing oh hang on hang on we got something I had to load it three times third time's a charm polygon bank heist so now it's called something different even though it's called bank robbery Gangster Squad City battle royale it's now called something different I'm gonna be battle royale men [Music] this is this is Austin now this is this is culture look at our culture [Music] mission available it's anything I just want to see what the game looks like it's called battle royale but it's based on payday persona [ __ ] minecraft having trouble ain't oh there we go payday mainly payday [Music] not a lot of em oh I wonder if I'm gonna have to pay for more I'm gonna just give myself up go ahead take me away I'm ready [Music] good battle royale game that was let's see let me throw in let me throw in a little something a cyan battle Goku superhero warrior maybe that sounds to your liking saying oh yeah I certainly associate dubstep with Dragon Ball Z approach the targets shown on the mini-map on time and show no mercy terrorist enemies with health bars are the targets kill angry [Music] you're enemies with your special power so let's go hon people are saying so that's cool [Music] [Music] cool music loop [Music] [Music] is that a bigger Bank attack right there [Music] No [Music] yeah it's basically cup hand and head I don't think I can change camera so we're just stuck with this view and moving sideways okay yep that looks normal yeah you know when I watch Dragon Ball Z a couple times I remember them flying this close to the ground definitely optimal dude dude is so good he doesn't have to aim because everything hold the gun up to shoot [Music] Gohan deserves better hop hand and head adventures Goku edition oh here's a terrorist not a fun game [Music] I feel like there's people that don't know that this [ __ ] exists and weird like deliberately turning a blind eye to this but not only does this [ __ ] exist but it exists and makes money its profitable to just steal assets take an already made shitty and engine and then throw some ads on it [Music] [Music] [Music] I'm unbelievable how about a ninja hero versus captain so you know we got to delve into the superhero games there's always a couple superhero games isn't it Oh which one is the ninja hero and people are saying that infinity war is the most ambitious crossover of all time Wow this game looks amazing oh my how about none of that let me play my captain versus Ninja Turtle hero I'm going to guess that the fly button hang on I'm gonna guess that the fly thing is the exact same as the previous game oh wait there is no flying that's good well you can actually change the camera on this one now these isn't team Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles this is um blue Bertels this is blue tones Teenage Mutant Ninja blue tones or Teenage Mutant Ninja squirtles there's the captain there he is today I will teach you how to meditate I'm gonna take deep breaths in hold for a second deep breath out clear your mind of all your worries just for a moment think to yourself that's not me this isn't happening I'm not here this isn't happening quality yeah I like when the turtle turns you guys like I think if I do this right I could probably spin forever enough to like go back in time to tell myself not to play this game follow the captain the captain became unfucked oh wait no no no never mind no I can't I can't get back onto the captain's head so I'm just gonna try to finish this I've been playing this for seven minutes the timer says seven minutes and 14 seconds how is that possible [Music] what would you do if a stray cat virus girl appeared on your doorstep [Music] more dynamic than Mass Effect 3 [Music] master of Robertson's how could you imagine you liked this game so much that you play through the whole thing there's 20 levels of this what's going on here it's the same [ __ ] thing over and over again but just different levels or you just start in different parts of the city also I was not playing that for seven minutes this the timer starts at like four minutes and 15 seconds wait up who the [ __ ] are you dude from Scrubs this is not the captain why am i why am i fighting like innocent civilians I don't feel right about this [Music] people are saying that this is Tony no this is this is supposed to be Tony Stark this is this is Tony stank finally we meet Tony stank now you're probably right [Music] it's a little variety in the missions there you know they like you have to go over to the thing you guys want Vic Toews world it says Vic Toews world as the for the icon but now it says Victor ok I've definitely played something with this music I feel like this music would go well in Midgar just before cloud gets the dress yeah run cycle Victo is a very original character Victo actually kind of looks like a lemming I know where I've heard this music before I think I've used this in one of my videos years ago this was unlike YouTube's free music archive this shit's royalty-free YouTube music I have used it home bizarre gum drops all more snails more original snail assets that right there yeah I've used that that part of the song in particular I said that last time too listen you know my memory is halfway between [ __ ] and an inner stellar nursery whatever that means raft survival simulator more free YouTube music I don't know how to grow your local business well you can try your tub and we'll get it set up for you three easy steps one [ __ ] yourself to [Music] use the [ __ ] juice to produce a lubricant so that when you get [ __ ] I'm not very creative what Christmas that laughs I just did someone could probably mix that with the fendron adrift song from Metroid Prime and it would match up it was the same [ __ ] thing I think there was a fake subnautica Android app I'm gonna check that out this axe does not even work I've had enough I'm gonna look for this fake subnautica game real quick Wow it's called underwater subnautica it doesn't even have a different [ __ ] name that's awful underwater survival simulator the other is that there's a number of these we gotta take a look at these I think oh this one wants my credit card well sure I trust you let's start with underwater subnautica which uses assets directly from the game subnautica [Music] hang on just a minute guys the high quality assets are are loading here so while that happens [Music] please say Doritos do it right to continue [Music] please drink clarification can to continue please drink clarification can to continue [Music] 63% so the game downloaded it was like a 20 megabyte game and I guess now it's like a hundred and something well no it's probably way more than that this this might be like four or five hundred megabytes this better be good [Music] at the very least we can mine some nice bitcoins for the developers of this game 130 did you see that it's it a hundred percent dot thirty-nine [Music] I have to let this unpack [Music] the music is really setting a mood this better be good if there's any justice in the world the subnautica developers are watching right now and they can take appropriate action after the stream that will be nice because according to the screenshots it's just stolen assets start start [Music] are you joking you're you're [ __ ] you joking this is a bad dream here's the other one at least the mankind came out of the water and now it's time to come back that's profound just using my meat appendage to punch through this door here this is good this this movement speed really makes me want to continue playing this game oh man do I hate this the mankind has come out of the water it's time to come back you hear yeah this is unplayable I really don't think that the subnautica excuse me underwater subnautica works let me read the reviews it would not open and the game is completely broken when I press Start the whole games broken it's only on PC and Xbox one it does not work I idk how to start this dumb game that's that's just a Reaper Leviathan on the left yeah these assets are borrowed heavily if not outright stolen even the name even the name that makes me really upset probably can't hear it in my voice but it's pretty terrible subnautica ocean more stolen assets which it probably doesn't even look like that trying to play this on a goggle pixel XL won't download data why are you scamming people and trying to steal information by downloading a virus not cool idiots oh that's what this is it's virus oh that's cool it's a good thing I make a new email brand new jape email to tie to BlueStacks okay here's more stolen assets maybe this one is not virus idiots guys are scam Wow there this guy gave it or Lily here gave it five stars and said this is more likely that kind of want I wanted to play but it's fake those idiotic programmers won't let anyone in five stars I can play on my goggle pixel okay these are just subnautica screenshots they just took screenshots from the actual game subnautica threw them on here and I hate everything here while while we're doing this I want to show you what comes up when you type battle royale it's really good okay so check out some of this new fortnight battle when you try to install it item not found so a lot of these things are called fortnight like battle royale of fortnight and then they get taken down there is one that was really good like here's this one fortnight battle Roy fort night I try to install some of these but of course they do not exist let me type fortnight you don't get a lot you don't get a lot actually and anything that's there is just totally removed however this seems to be available we get some V bucks I don't even know what that is but that dude seems very happy there's even an emoji this is the future it's the future of video games so yeah there was one that was really good I can't find it but it was spelled um oh here it is found it found it found it fortnight but you know what I just want you to read it they couldn't even be bothered to spell the word battle correctly battles [Music] oK we've got more do you want Indy and Mario in New York City run I know you don't oh so buildings can move like that buildings are just like a car on that float on the Hudson River Statue of Liberty's in the Hudson River - wow that's cool was that the World Trade Center oh my god oh my sweet God Luigi terminally it was impossible to look at it got to a point where I couldn't even look at it this next one is simply entitled what the hell which is probably the best name for any of this stuff just what the hell [Music] [Music] wonderful just gave me a pop-up ad can I show you this one away it says it advertised the game I already have and it said you can Pat her head san andreas old times are back to my mind again it's a good moment to restore our previous state in the city we need something we need revenge [Music] what the hell doesn't even begin to describe how I feel about this let's see see if I can follow the train I can't go right cuz I can't bind the controls stops on a dime Mario stops on a dime I guess there was no one in here [Music] no this isn't CJ it's CJ I don't think there's any running oh yeah there is it's just I basically can't play this game because I I I can't bind it properly I'm gonna make the WASD bigger let's see maybe that'll help helped a little bit but then you get animations that look like this gun shop real money watch a video and get mm mm will buy you precisely one gun two guns you can buy know that those are 20,000 nevermind you can't buy anything so you if you want to get a gun you're gonna have to watch a lot of ads [Music] lotta blood from one punch she's got like adamantium claws hidden somewhere in there are we so desperate for entertainment that we would not only play this but then purchase in-game currency so that we can shoot people in a game like this I wouldn't be surprised if this games made money through ads or otherwise what the hell we need some saving we need rat simulator 3d with rats it's a very serious game do not be fooled missions that why is this suddenly the most complicated game I've played tonight I guess the word simulator comes into play here don't kill the rat why am I being stepped on I'm trying to bind my controls [Music] what is this the [ __ ] is that Debra let's say you like blue rats oh we got a really neat baby we got blue we got pink [Music] rat sized spiders I don't want to live anywhere near a universe where rat sized spiders just nonchalantly walk into my home sorry Australians no our rats just eat pizza in Manhattan we have rats that live in the subway that eat pizza and they're pretty massive we don't have rat sized spiders as far as I'm aware I don't know what this is at Hagrid I heard that the Pizza rat was staged it very well may have been I don't know for sure like I'm not a part of the conspiracy if it was but I'll tell you this they almost renamed our local baseball team to the pizza rats and it was heavily frowned upon hey that was rat a simulator I guess Russian girl in action oh boy no stop that wait no I know how to avoid that ad I just have to start the game again I know what I'm doing I'm taking a calculated risk by playing this that is one hell of a whoa oh my god okay twenty seconds I'll see I'll see you in about 25 seconds chat that fantastic have we never seen games like that before oh I'm still doing the stanky back work this the backwards woman the backwards woman the backwards woman the backwards woman I can walk backwards fast as you could when she runs you can see her Robertson's go from left to right swing your bombs are from left to right come on it's time to go boom our young [Music] first let's check out this new song it's called without a sound [Music] haha I am having fun [Music] thank God all video games aren't judged upon this one video game or any of the games we've seams that we've seen tonight can we get a closer look at this dude's face Oh oh my god it needs to be killed it wants to be killed it's a tree just floating in the air Oh serenity now George we here at Android Tech have discovered that the best way to sell a game is to put an ad right after an internal adrenaline rush so after the player kills a civilian show them an ad right away she's like barely got in there she's just like sunk into the car we've just heard this that's water that I'm driving over like that [Music] I'm actually shocked that there's collision detection get away from me or die ha [Music] [Music] this game doesn't work scary neighbor escape it's fine how about scary which 2017 well no this one works for a moment I was happy for a brief period of of time okay we go no scary house so this is another neighbor game I think yep it's another neighbor game but it's it's which neighbor instead again with the level complete I'm already done I don't even want to see anymore angry neighbor farm adventure I don't think I've done this one so there's just endless endless neighbor games it's it's [ __ ] unreal [Music] this doesn't look like angry neighbor game I mean these games are so fun though here we go here we go action there isn't any workshop miles from here I guess we have to spend the night here Fuki Luigi what what was that is that George oh my god where is he taking him NOC material Opera Yolo chef is guarding the door pick up rock and throw a distance to add a distance to create a distraction what the [ __ ] that character did not exist not material op oh ye you [Music] this again this game looks nice at least no one was some [ __ ] fish infinitely superior game someone saying that it's Smosh that's that Smosh that is the neighbors voice which was probably stolen from one of their videos I wonder if if any of my um my voice like huh I wonder if anything like that will get stolen in the future as an asset for an Android game I think just a shitty mobile game you what do you think it's possible right or maybe I can be in a Simpsons game hey boy it's your old man it's your old man Homer I'll do it for free I mean that's yeah of course I'll do it for free it'll get stolen oh this is good thank God I'm dead I hesitate to play this next one but it's called my vampire girlfriend [Music] Tommy was those favorite game sure that's my name you know what I should do I should stop right there the alarm clock I said last night was noisily explaining that it was morning as I pray that was poetic as I pressed on the switch for the alarm clock the sound stopped I looked at the alarm clock at red 7:00 a.m. yawn as I got up I gave a huge stretch down my spine and rubbed my eyes after getting changed into my uniform I left my room and headed towards the living room has always prepared my breakfast lunch for that day and I'm already I'm already checking out but a stray vampire girl appears on your dart doorstep and your parents are gone so you let her in and then whatever you go to school and then then you go buy a baguette and then you get bitten and then you take vampire car to space a lot of nothing happening I believe we met the vampire girl by now am empire haha like I enjoyed in vampire vampire who even reads these I don't know but this is a lot of lore while we're still going that was voiced I'm sorry like I said I have um I have an actual like allergic reaction it's like a physical aversion to visual novels especially the bad ones which is the ones that I get most of the time how about an uzuki adventure world this game looks original there's only a couple more after this we'll check out some games from the dude that made Hilux which is a classic yep yep this is definitely not that lemmings game I played earlier I can't believe I'm comparing it to the fake Mario game and not the real Mario game but that's what Android does like you know I keep saying Android because I'm playing this on basically Android I mean this is the Google Play Store that this [ __ ] comes from but it's just mobile games like if I wanted to be more accurate it's just mobile game diarrhea showcase how about Mike's world by the way not as many battle royale games as you'd expect I thought there was gonna be a lot more I do have one that I think you might be interested in seeing JK Simmons just Cave Johnson want from me so this is Mike's world no not not any Mike that you or I may know Mike Ouija [Music] not my tempo [Music] [Music] just endless amounts of mario clones endless like is it even worth pursuing these to try to take them down and this one I owe my god did you see that did you see what dead Mike looked like he was [ __ ] naked and his court look at this okay I thought he was naked I thought his body was decomposing it turns out it just completely decomposed except the hair which proves that the hair was never real luigi had fake hair the whole time also you know this is the Pringles man Pringles man's first name is Mike we did a little bit of a platforming adventure as a hobby mr. maker too drank ASMR for you should be alcoholic for the amount of torment then it's happening here but I've hydrated I know you didn't give me permission chat but it sounded more like a bong rip maybe it was man the ukulele is quickly becoming the most pretentious instrument how'd that happened the ukulele was so nice and yes pretentious is not exactly a real dis but man that ukulele once I hear it I'm like oh I know what this is gonna be this is gonna be a commercial quirky we're quirky we're going to advertise product to you that is both quirky and likable do you want to know how to [ __ ] your wife better well listen to this music and we'll share you we'll share it this game doesn't work this game is japes it doesn't work and it's obviously a Mario maker ripoff there's a another Mario maker ripoff we'll check out and then I have like two more or three more games one I've been debating whether or not I should click on it for about like four to five reasons I'm like kind of wrestling with with the idea of not playing it but I'm probably gonna play it I can't play this again some of these games just don't load what games are still running there's a couple games still running you see that in the notifications I don't know how to switch to them let me exit out of BlueStacks and then get back in there [ __ ] really probably gonna need an alternative to BlueStacks because I've been very disappointed with this I couldn't even get in today I had to like delete BlueStacks because the engine failed to load and then get back in by downloading a new one that comes complete with pika world and a bunch of pre-installed [ __ ] garbage use Knox okay [Music] run roblox skater this game wasn't here before oh [ __ ] it really wasn't here before I'm looking for box maker it's it's here it is okay let's see if it works it might just be broken because if if it's not loading now I'll give it ten seconds nine eight seven six five four three two [ __ ] trash [ __ ] trash drone ambulance rescue sim do you see this oh man is good that actually looks surprisingly decent compared to this holy [ __ ] we have struck gold [Music] that is truly impressive I'm trying to go left and right but I'm having issues I might have to rebind controls need to be rebound but this is the future you're witnessing the future of the ambulance Wow look at that it's even got like proper flight physics okay it's actually kind of kind of terrible good shadows [Music] really not fun to control hi everyone the hero we are introducing today is the Joker the Joker card one of the paused cunning criminals in the world he is good at using long range poking and deceive abilities to crack down enemies for stability The Killing Joke Wow but why actual game that I've played not the mobile version however [Music] the engines on this ambulance still sound like it's flying [Applause] oh I see what's going on here do you see what's happening they've made it so that you can only get to the accident in drone mode holy [ __ ] [Music] totally fine totally normal and useful and dead nope no we're good okay well I think we're cutting it down to the wire here and there's no this is a legit game I don't want to play that one I can't believe I just said that but I've done pretty much everything except verge here let's do virtual Goku and then I have a final game that I is it's gonna be bad [Music] approach the terrorists again okay we're approaching again what game is this same [ __ ] thing never mind okay final game is knuckles Battle Royale I'm sorry I don't know why this exists you can receive better starts if you watch an ad or pay someone just said I wish I had been perished that's good I just airdrop is on D way I wish I had been perished too I know exactly how you feel exactly how you feel that's a counterstrike sound effect [ __ ] astounding [Music] I I'm sorry that you have to watch these ads like I'm really really sorry about this but again I need you to see how many ads are actually in these games and how some of these games are actually more ad than game like that's part of the experience so you start in a house some of these knuckles seem to start with weapons because they paid they watch the ad of course and of course if you don't watch the ad or pay you you yeah you just you will [ __ ] you doesn't matter you're here and [ __ ] you get nothing there's there's a lock on at least this one had a gold bar I don't remember there being gold in battle royale games but okay this is a new concept its innovative it's different you can probably oh look I've picked up a helmet which is probably like you you buy it this is not much of a battle royale okay here we go now it's about a royal you got the thing closing in oh this is um this really sums it all up doesn't it just kind of puts a cap on the whole thing as I said I expected there to be nothing but battle royale games but I guess they're still in development and I would also imagine that they're getting taken down just like the word fortnight is being oh that that knuckles was stuck and died because of the zone just like the word fortnight is actually banned from the store it seems so to our other battle royale games maybe they're just too close to infringe just three alive I can't believe I'm actually trying to play this check and I'll take the bazooka and the revolver why not why am I doing this I just want to play one match but of course it's beans no really it's beans how do I switch weapons switch weapons switch weapons I don't know how to switch weapons up here oh there's one in there okay let me see I gotcha I gotcha Bru scares you here to deny the red zone just never stops so there's a knuckles that's dying and of course there would be a gun down here what what the [ __ ] bandages and a gun at the bottom of the ocean so there you go I'm not even gonna finish that that was Android [ __ ] show or as I'm calling it the Android suck fest thank you for watching this guess I'm sorry you know I'll return to this I need some time to recover I'll return to this eventually but for now we'll not do this for a while I have to accumulate some new android games there seems to be an infinite amount of neighbor games I'm not even sure these are developed by humans I think just algorithms I know some of them probably are but I'm not even sure you could classify the people that make these as human but expect more eventually I'll give you a taste of what's to come [Music] the name of that game was spongebob TTR good right that was a game that wasn't even just a video that was an actual game so thank you thank you so much Google Playstore for allowing that to happen I will be back in a couple minutes grab yourself a [ __ ] tranquilizer whatever whatever you need to do now don't actually do that but I'll be back with something and then something else Mayson Lindroth created Hilux and we're gonna check out his other games so it might be a little bit better than what we just watched lowered expectations sunday continues momentarily

Channel: Vinesauce: The Full Sauce

Views: 237,095

Rating: 4.926806 out of 5

Keywords: Vinesauce, Vinny, Quality Android Games, Android OS, Awful, Terrible, Bad, Weird, Ripoffs, Bootlegs, Ads, and more Ads, Trash, Garbage, Mobile, Jerma, NSFW, Zedrin, Ugandan Knuckles

Id: IMMjrgo0pB8

Length: 118min 54sec (7134 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 27 2018

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[u/SeberHusky]

If the timecode doesn't work, go to 16:35 in the video. I was wondering what this song was.