[Vinesauce] Vinny - Quality Android Trash (PART 8)

all right so Android welcome to the stream and trash is here for you yet again because last week while not last week was okay I say that knowing damn well that it was it was a [ __ ] show and so I figured I'd give you a different kind of [ __ ] show today and I've got more android games because these things are never-ending now again there is some controversy about the Android segment I just made that up there is none but as I always say it's a public service announcement but I mean it's also there's some genuine amusement I get out of this so that's a good enough reason for me and it seems to be one of the most requested segments that I do and people have sent me more games so what are we starting with you want to start with Super Maria 64 did I do this one who's this you is this super Maria you you good game I guess you about steamed hams do we do steamed hams when that was a thing there was a lot of steamed hams and whoa this is a lot of production value for steamed hams so yeah there's still just more you know more of the same but also some surprising titles on the Android [ __ ] show today I would have remembered this Vinnie did you see that they banned like a million apps from the Google Play Store for being straight-up spyware no apparently that's stolen music I would not be surprised they just took that from a YouTube video okay this is not what I expected it to be what the [ __ ] is this I have to set up I have to set up some buttons whoa are those hams holy [ __ ] this c-more model is like really arthritic or just for years had terrible posture and no one told him how to fix it also that's not how you hold a gun properly you're gonna [ __ ] break your arm see more crusty yeah that's McDonald so I don't know yeah rusty burger is looking a little bit desperate these days they're just Eric airbrushing McDonald's logos off of McDonald's food I thought this was gonna be like a meme game like oh steamed hams it's gonna be the it's gonna be the cartoon and it's gonna be like a YouTube video like YouTube poop close enough I guess also why would we need any textures on these hams none none none textures required just going to complete one wave because I am a glutton for punishment much like a ham would be I was gonna almost say like this is a surprising amount of detail put into a meat game but it's still terrible just dressing like atoms on the windowsill isometric exercise gear to join me and it's see more quotes if you're a Simpsons fan this is probably still awful it's like you haven't suffered enough just just writing like halves on the windowsill I select rejected I join you building America [Music] [Music] so [ __ ] stupid it's call of duty zombies upstate New York never never would I have thought we would get something like this out of steamed hams no ads though Krusty let it be known seymour canonically killed Krusty you I gotta say that wasn't that wasn't too painful it's a decent way to start off the Android [ __ ] show because it wasn't you know ads I mean sure Super Maria didn't work but it had things in it someone in chat named superintendent Chalmers said thanks Skull Island I don't know how trashy this could be but I mean it was included of course there's a remove ads button so I can't even imagine what kind of lovely ads we're gonna get speaking of lovely ads let me get the volume mixer up and ready just in case all right by the new map add up here [Music] get a little more real estate I don't know why that was cut off but [Applause] so as as per as per usual we're starting with ads I was about to say was this a skeleton game of guns no I was just it's an advertisement cheers to that oh I have a drinking game you can play with your friends except you shouldn't which is take a shot every time there's an ad during the Android showcase you've just docked the shore of the Immortals show the cursed army what your sword it what your sword is I mean what my sword is it's a sword oh that's some bad some bad stuff right there but some bad stuff what are we doing we're moving we're moving for us this is some painful gameplay why did the skeletons bleeding good all right I'm clicking you see me clicking right you see me clicking the buttons Wow I love their screams it sounds like like a New York City garbage man retching coughing this is come on coughing I have a 10 percent success ratio with clicking the sword button and actually attacking and I'm rewarded with a car ad that's my reward that's actually a reward that's the cutscene that you get for man who would have thought that in the future of video games you'd be rewarded for killing the enemies with a cutscene of a commercial I mean it's just uh it's it's one of those mysteries of life we really came a long way so this I just need to show you the icon and the name because this is great Thanos hero Games infinity be you I've seen this before you'll see ads that haze app and its partners believe are more relevant to you this is like really this is a scary screen thanos Hero games infinity battle war asthenosphere was it what does it say on it honest I can't tell because it's a [ __ ] crusty JPEG egg life thug life it says thug life so which they know so we're gonna look the no selection you can choose your own Thanos everybody which Thanos do you want blue vaguely red thanks doc or blue but you know they're all expensive aside from default the nose I'll just let you know when this is over there's a god it's candy crush under the sea take a look fortnight five I don't I don't want that I'm good I want to play my Thanos game Credit Karma wow this is a lot of ads I think the music was recorded from like like on a phone from a TV alright so there he is there's Thanos that's him again if you see me fiddling with the mouse it's just because I need to create a WASD pad it's really weird oh hey there this is solomon grundy solomon grundy mad you know I was in the Beatles for a little while that's right and then I became an Avenger yeah it was a bit weird I'm punching out like Avengers or just random dudes or what alright get that knife there's a knife it's just taunting me now perfectly balanced these guys are great Oh bad posture Deadpool and green spider-man it's another flying spade a spade er here oh he's he's beautiful I bet that Deadpool doesn't even know he's in a video game it's just wet noises and a finger and I'm not into it I'm not really sure but they're here I just wish I could skip all of these you know people have suggested methods I'm using knocks people have suggested methods for no even though three stacked burg looks pretty good and I've tried you know numerous ways to get rid of these ads but they just keep coming back they keep coming back yeah BlueStacks was asked and took up a lot of resources and it was just like a [ __ ] hog on my computer that's not Calculon who who is that captain clown the captain opioids thank you now I know captain pepto oh it's like Pepsi man you need the pepto-bismol after you play this game and drink yourself a nice Pepsi and eat some chicken nuggets Wow ads on top of ads alright we've seen this game Tron bonne like you know from Megaman you one for the history books lads it's been a good run you and a good run you [Music] hang on a second you no no I got I got this I got this it's fine we'll just delete all the clips it's fine it goes away after a while [Music] someone said someone in chat saw it and is jacking off right now well [Music] that's just not you can't prevent that from happening but I am gonna find out where that came from I got you covered we're just gonna move on oh good head what we're just gonna move on really that's all I can do you do I want to not really I will never view that character in the same way ever again vampire love story secret romances next hang on a second [Music] sorry this this whole thing had to slow down a bit [Music] okay I got the culprit i jus i got ladies and gentlemen we got him alright let's continue that's me a week from now as my stream is gone the [ __ ] is this a good storyline good reading as well good readings Jesus hit the whoa and she won't stop hitting it I'm a filmer watch [Music] alright so secret release love class I did it is that it oh wait now I have to clean yeah this is vampires Twilight did this to vampires I can't take anything vampire related seriously which is why the show I like at the moment is a comedy show related to vampires [Music] download today's free app offers yeah how do we get an app to go back in time [Music] and and this has what to do with vampire oak has their teeth there's school teenagers they're a thousand years old but they're in school I get it [Music] someone said Vinnie just tuned in did I miss anything traumatizing now just a bunch of boring stuff so far I think half of this is real voices and then the other half is text-to-speech I want to tell you that a secret that I am a vampire do you still choose to love me [Music] [Music] you have vampires used to be all about like lurking in the shadows and like turning other people into vampires eating human flesh well you know sucking blood of course but no this is now what vampires are now it's highschool vampires and tick tock sponsored by tick tock congratulation one congratulation you know I think I'm good on this one [Music] next is another vampire game Wow that is some professional work so far buy no ads correct I will buy no ads that's absolutely correct [Music] you got a Jesus GTA vampires well let me hit the play button let me just give me a second here let's make sure this isn't porn use the joystick for movement okay yeah it is GTA vampires horse have to I hear a plane so this definitely takes place now or now-ish here we go this is what I think when I think vampires I think vampires on bicycles yep yep you know this is scary that's scary stuff everybody don't laugh how's the vampire gonna get to work we're gonna just turn into a bat fly there that's only in the books know what they do is they pop [ __ ] sick front wheelies and they get to where they gotta go unbelievable this is the most pathetic vampire I've ever seen but turns out the bad thing was real what question does anyone know what this noise is hey bat dad it's me bat loo card is this combat system vitam you have to bite them so you could drink the blood of some people but the people were on drugs and now I am wizard help is here during a vampire ad I just called this game an ad I realized that now I can no longer distinguish ads from videogames okay [Music] [Music] pathetic oh my god of all the [ __ ] things that would actually end up working this Castlevania ask clone [ __ ] can't do it anything right except a full-on heat kick what are you doing here you can't hurt me with bullets a vampire [ __ ] don't you know I've played this game a thousand times in so many different iterations [Music] it's giving me an arrow just check out one more thing nope can't drive okay well we went from you know cool vampires to sparkly vampires or should I say cool vampires to GTA vampires it's up to you really [Music] you okay I'm trying to figure out what this one is hold your horses you seems okay you I don't even know the name of this one sousou-sama [Music] I'm scared what the [ __ ] vender kgj 2019 was the name of that one this is this is the the new most horrendous Android stream I've ever done so so this one is called which stall [Music] which stall everybody [Music] this is a game of up pee swipe left or right boo-ki p game or something much worse a to no no I want to go back [Music] no go it's this is the I don't know how to control this properly oh here we go alright I'll try this before there's gonna be a skeleton on the toilet one of them is gonna have a skeleton on there I'm actually not trying to play this as slow as possible but the game controls like poop or piss if you will I can't actually play the game any faster than this okay move to the next stall please no next stall next all next all next all five yes five there you go there you go got it damn it [Music] we'll swipe across the screen yeah of all things it had to be a clown [Laughter] now is this part of the horror of that previous game because I think it is [Laughter] nothing makes me want to check out tick-tock more than getting stabbed by a creepy clown Oh No Oh Adventure green hero adventures oh no small mercies the ads did not load [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'm gonna at least one level I have to do this Wow yes thousands of games just like this just just ripe for the plucking [Music] this is a bad one tonight lads it's a bad one at least we have better you thank God for that okay so here's a game I don't apes revenge right our privacy policy has been updated considering the privacy laws related to cheap DP our regulation for European Union give us consent of your data it said so it's Planet of the Apes I do not consent to giving my data even though there's no data here just knocks that's the [ __ ] Aquaman puzzle game again [Music] it wants it wants data it's like a robot it's like data from Star Trek collecting data [Music] hang on a second all right someone said so who put this collection together well I'm not gonna say their name even though it's it's several people but I know who included the the super cool awesome almost banned one but I'm still not gonna say their name because I don't want them to go I don't want them to be harassed or anything like that I'll harass them myself that's right all three of me is this an ad or a loading screen I can't tell you sometimes things just slip through even if they're pre-vetted sometimes it's just like a last minute like oh [ __ ] I missed one that happened it happens I know what this is selling you okay thanks good product the junk officials of the country decided to build a dam a dam not a Oh God but the apes are there from ages they are intelligent enough to communicate and don't want to move some other species of jungle are also unhappy of jungle he's missing the tree entirely I mean there's nothing getting done to this tree so we don't have to worry about the forests everything is fine and the tension is on peak in jungle humans starting the construction and one gorilla is serious injured now good hide hide the cutscene behind the button move ahead and observe the situation near the dam area near the dam area go and tell this to your older apes please God let this game be faster than this lord give me the strength this cannot be the maximum no I refuse to accept maybe I just need to make the d-pad bigger that's all they are here what do you want me to they have seen you mission failed you I'm not sitting through I'm not sitting through more ads for a fortnight pinata for that game we'll just keep this brisk we'll keep moving we don't need that one bat sponge super world this is probably not porn but those are Pikachu's same level different assets amazing animations like I said we're keeping it brisk moving along Dino fast bike racing completed I didn't even see the completed thanks for that catch boy Dino is in dinosaurs you I thought I was like the Dino bikes cuz I grew up riding a Dino DUI and Oh bicycle bike but there's real dinosaur and others there's booty alright and that's an actual ad from Google Google was like hey check this out hey you want some free coins the others dinosaurs you and there's always a dino cam someone said nice family stream tonight fine sauce yeah I mean there is a you have to like click okay - I am over 18 to watch the stream that is a thing that is a real thing and then yet I get emails from people telling me like hey Vinny I've been watching your stream since I was 13 I'm like no there's just no sound in this game you it feels like I'm really riding a motorcycle oh by the way look at the look at the Dino cam is the dinosaur thirsty the a I broke entirely I say AI is if there is some kind of guiding force behind the dinosaur's thoughts and and actions but in reality it's just you know it's a brainless creature that's why we need to militarize it Jenkins the plot of Jurassic Park in recent years Jenkins we need to militarize the dinosaurs I got to turn them into weapons sir we have a nuke nope we need a dinosaur put a helmet on the dinosaur one that can tell us where the dinosaur is at all times then Jenkins lets it happen [Music] Jenkins is always the MVP in those movies calm down angry neighbor this um this is a different take on the neighbors onre [Music] the slinky I love that dance move one too many times and they don't see him they really don't see him with the bat [Music] yeah upbeat music on the eve of murder murder is funny and that's why they're sonic rings use an axe to kill your neighbors man [Music] these neighbors did nothing wrong who who wrote this who wrote this David and Dan those sons of [ __ ] armed [Music] oh they're sleeping see this is sleeping [Music] [Music] you clown pizza delivery boy you [Music] just a little bit out of time I'll get you don't worry you'll see when you need to see press the button you got one new app I don't have a monster claw [Music] goblins playing games on the Android goblins on the Playstore downloading games everybody I mean if you want to see what's happening on the screen it's just generic car racing game I will be taking a shot every time everybody I'm gonna need it you [Music] okay level selection even got a pizza loading screen it's a time amazing thanks Google I [Music] don't know why I'm suddenly getting like like they're getting really bold with their ads now [Music] I'm thinking Google but I don't know where this is coming from I mean it was all like leak mobile and like Freight they spin us now it's ass [Music] I'm not really sure where the clowns are this is like very misleading [Music] [Music] oh okay no we there's the clown good jingle jingle balls [Music] damn I didn't have a button to move forward to [ __ ] fingers there so either either goblin or really long you you unbelievable pigs revenge it's Peppa Pig career mode you can replenish ammunition in the store I guess you pay for it it's [ __ ] angry Peppa Pig heads still looking like a [ __ ] Peppa Pig was the real TOS violation this whole time that's really all there is to it that's really it you just shoot Peppa Pig shooting again they know their target audience I guess special superhero shooting have they really run out of names it said special super here now it's spider superhero super amazing spider so there's two spiders supers there's two supers and we got an amazing in there and hero of course heat Street Dance tears are coming to strike on Street go and save the street you don't want me to save any people just the street okay weapon you know how spider-man do you know how we do he needs a p90 or a UMP or a [ __ ] like airsoft m16 [Music] this isn't really a p90 is it it's a PDR [Music] whatever that is amazing spider rope here oh here we go there we go all right use this area to move and travel around the block all right I'm doing exactly that all right okay all right we don't need this much tutorial I do that you can't you can't just give spider-man a submachine gun you just can't wait if the visuals aren't a submachine gun it's a rifle now it just automatically shoots when you hover over the the dude massive shoulders and back the country are we in hi yes I'd like to watch three ads to purchase a grenade why is spider-man killing cops now that's a good question I hadn't considered that I'm so frazzled after all the [ __ ] that's been happening that I haven't even considered why Spyder hero who's amazing and double super is killing cops they're gangsters oh they're gangsters that's why this is a different sorry different thing altogether they're just disguised as cops [Music] you you didn't need to see any more than that you are given 400 coins supercrime hero simulator drug lords are free crime lords 5000 mafia Godfather's are 5000 cool add darkness the new app for your phone it turns your screen dark turn your phone off without actually turning it off your mission is simple Phil I'm destroying everything kill redshirts of allegiance also are you till everything even civilians got it it's the usual [ __ ] yeah no I'm awarded for killing civilians or webbing them even though this is as far from spider-man as you can get visually I apparently have a Magnum with a laser on it the thing there's a civilian here to kill is there no end there's really no end to the [ __ ] is there Webb went me complete opposite direction huh I click that I didn't click that button my favorite command jostle car yep you're never gonna make [Music] or harden 444 for Harrison Ford well I turn the music off and it turned the sound effect off - unless yep sound effects are gone too [Music] I don't understand what this button is but his hand gets [ __ ] massive when he does it why would you ever need to shoot web if you could fly why-why-why can I use my spider Magnum while I'm flying this is a superhero I want to see superhero who can shoot web fly and shoots a Magnum from the air give it give Marvel like a couple more years when they run out of like you know the top barrel the top shelf superheroes we're gonna get like Jim the flying cuz Inquisition the power of gun you this one is train cleanup train cleaner and fixing let's play [Music] [Music] that's a filthy track how to repair water damage no I'm good what are you trying to tell me anyone else also a little confused by the perspective [Music] you know in train terms that train was naked you super sponge barrio bras [Music] unfortunately super sponge barrio broth has stopped [ __ ] oh yeah I've read the agreement absolutely where is the agreement [Music] good sorry I have to leave you with no visuals again we're making some good progress though yeah we're getting through we're getting through the pack thank God you oh it's kind of almost over but there's still some there's still some ones and again a lot of these have been a lot of these are fine how do these are fine reach the green point on the map to kill super bat here oh it's the same [ __ ] game as before but I can use the Infinity stones now huh the hell of an animation you got there Venice oh just create several copies of yourself with the mine stone but of course the teleport stone half-life rocket sounds yeah our cops really trying to go toe-to-toe with blue Thanos about three blue Thanos also we don't even appear to be on earth yes sir you know what this time is yeah not earth there's five stones instead of six including the new teleport stone now this is good a little revisionist but I'll take it someone just said the sixth stone as a kidney is the kidneys but a stone that's good see what you did there the colors are wrong too yeah well I mean you don't want to you don't want to infringe upon Thanos his rights damn it super barrio [Music] I'm at a loss for words I want you to use your imagination for a moment this is an exercise this is a class exercise think of [ __ ] hi-hat think of what this could be in your mind okay picture it listen to the music right now you open your eyes ready this is what it is [Music] so who got Bart as little yah-tchi that's how you say right yah-tchi [Music] because if anyone did that you won the prize what did you win you one sponge run sponge run Bob we okay I need I need better we need better Android collections who volunteers as tribute it's way too many people nevermind you [Music] transforming cop robot car bear I can feel my body I can feel my body welcome to the party I got a I got a rethink my lyrics I really owe and I got okay yep inspiration kill two enemy robots to complete level so this is just gonna be the noise the whole time I play this [Music] that [ __ ] run animation missiles that shoot three feet in front of you completed never I've never seen that in a video game completed never this is called who's that scary stickman so there's a mode selection scary mode and super scary I'm gonna go super scary ads will be displayed in three two nope add one away there was no ad you get three extra ads every 13 seconds in super scary mode that's that's what makes it scary that's the icon for this game it wants me to download this game and this is why when people you know people like are afraid of mobile games my insurance rates are probably gonna double but Dad you've got Allstate okay crocodile attack 2019 mega kill is locked that's a shame I wanted mega kill Merry Christmas the fun never ends play for 13 seconds that's the number that I keep thinking of tonight 13 seconds and then get a 30-second ad so we are moving along tonight and I am NOT going to play more of that game so ghost ship escape horror game this is the official game of the terror TV show that I've been watching the evil ghost has taken over my ship I want you to get rid of him as soon as possible so you think you can get rid of me haha your petty creatures this is mace what our ship I will never leave this place [Music] [Music] [ __ ] finger again YouTube music is this default like like babby YouTube music its stock music yeah it's cheap actually it's free most channels use this in gameplay vids please give me an ad thank you for a hundred bonus spoon I guess this is the formula that the discovered works the best on unwitting children that play these games where you just divide it into a bunch of levels and you throw an ad in between the levels that way they can feel like they've accomplished something and then also get advertised to there we go this is a ghost remember a ghost is going to be stopped by rope why did that work just three stooges I don't even want to tell you the title of this game actually I just didn't look at it I just clicked it I'm so pissed guerilla rampage City attack there's so many of the same [ __ ] game create chaos and 3d get at minimum 100 score okay [Music] I told you they were selling ass [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'm sure there's a better camera angle that we you know we could have maybe gotten but now full full ass while it move while its shake convincing sound effects for sure [Music] dink hello that gorilla I hear you talking about my dink [Music] it's still going it's still going why do we need this much of it like we've celebrated it's over we won the level why do we need mourn still [Music] oh my god more of that game do we now you saw it already saw it that's why we're going to do horror clown escape game piranha studios huh sounds professional this should be a good one then para clowns survival you harder than you think yep that's a good slogan someone's gonna do something with that no I don't want the plate I don't want to play that game harder than you don't think anything I don't know what your game is to ads in a row that's to two in a row before even getting to level one I'm not making a mafia joke chat goddammit yeah and Nate come on guys we're not getting any cell phone service maybe they have a telephone we could use to call for help Oh in the creepy clown house but the house looks creepy as hell it's a chance we'll have to take ash come on had this weird dream that my old stuff like all my old stuff was it radiated it was a mix of the terror and Chernobyl to shows I'm watching at the moment it was cold there was like you know everything in my old neighborhood was all like irradiated and I went back with a bunch of people to get some stuff and I saw a DS that I had like my old Nintendo DS like the big one the crust one and I wanted the stylus but they were like no don't take this the stylus it's too irradiated you'll die I remember that's a hello is anyone there our car broke down can we please use your telephone I have a very bad feeling about this guy's Sochi I feel woozy Leone ash what's Happ clown gas whoa look how skinny I'm getting I need something back where's Leon and Ashley that's their name is Leon and Ashley find a way to open the door you just want to see the clown you I need to find some kind of weapon or something the only weapon you need is your heart remember it's not about hurting the bad guys or whatever it's about protecting the ones you love you know our family [ __ ] I've unlocked the power of my fists kill the leper right nimble this Lepore you you Oh like we're not gonna see the clown we're just not gonna see the clown and I'm not going to attempt to find the clown I can show you the icon for the game that's as much as I can give you it's so bad horror night at pizzeria Mansion starring Ralph pluton apparently oh my god please how do you [ __ ] up first person didn't even wait until the level was completed you you I can only read the word invasion you it is installing 260 files everybody time for that which is why we're gonna move on to jet skis sonic the hedghog of course are you doing I don't want to play this online I want to just play against knuckle oh just I know it appears we started on a high note but they just keep getting worse and worse and now I can't even see where the buttons are holy [ __ ] there's so many Sonic the Hedgehog's you once they're quick do I have this stuff I don't even know this isn't muted this is not mute for the first time 633 megabytes needs to be no no I don't want to I gotta see what this one is it's bootleg Pokemon you it's like a real game there's like a whole game here in the mean time monster star versus robot car vini Android trash streams are on Iran eclis some of my favorite of your Sunday streams because they're so bad it's surreal there's the opposite school of thought as well I understand both is it weird that I'm more aggravated by the tic-tock ads than I am the actual games those were propeller sounds you I was like well it sound like a fly it sounds like a fly fizzing out you so it appears to be some kind of fake fortnight a monster star by the way is Patrick Starr oh god not now Monster quest can't you see I'm busy yeah think I found the monster oh wait no that's that's the sewer I'm fine does anyone see here a mutated Patrick Starr a giant Patrick Starr no no I don't I don't see it the Statue of Liberty in this game indestructible also I could be wrong but Ellis Island does not have a castle on it the fuel is over you you're not giving me any options [Music] I didn't know the Frog had a rapping career wait a minute wait a sec until they get everything buddy the Frog there's no game here like I was waiting to see if Patrick Starr would show up because he's in the thumbnail try in the volcano sure oh my god it's him and now now hang on a minute I have a better idea instead of trying to land an attack from the ground why don't I just like [ __ ] kamikaze oh my god never mind what are you doing with that rock [Music] this is truly the most surreal experience I've ever had on the stream today today you monster quest is finished loading it's updating so here's q2 you no no I'm good on that [Music] so this is just stolen Pokemon music there's just straight-up right shoes Pikachu's cliff Berry's Bulbasaur's and diglettz no no attempt to hide any event [Music] Costco [Music] holy [ __ ] it looks like [ __ ] maplestory it's it hurts it's confusing it looks like a real game though I got a Charmander oh they're just calling a Pokemon now hey Nintendo never mind nothing's going on everything's fine everything kosher here means good it's a parody it's fine it's it's under parity law it's a parity bust code is going to the first dungeon here we go [Music] now the sad thing is this actually looks kind of nice visually this game has been a thing for a long time it's actually pretty popular seems like it how much of this game is original I don't know but The Adventures of bust potent Charmander it's there's a lot here there's even intimacy levels which is kind of [ __ ] weird actually [Music] extensive tutorial [Music] but again the other [ __ ] that we've seen today like this is almost a breath of fresh ass it's Charlie Sheen we're here Brett - French - oh I see what kind of gameplay we have here it's ok those are dead Pokemon those are straight-up just [ __ ] dead [Music] well it's not legal it's not even that good but it's 600 megabytes is what it is it's just not the worst thing I've seen tonight so it you know I'm like looking at it like hey wait a minute this looks like a game it's unfortunate all they had to do is make up their own pokemons and call them something else we only have a couple games left in this horrendous Android showcase moto robot transformation so there's a lot of transformers I predict aside from an ad I will play this for 20 seconds and then get bored [Music] you same as it ever was same as it ever was didn't realize transformers were so popular in the Playstore but yeah there's a lot of bootleg ass [ __ ] transformers as well as bootleg ass Pokemon the animation is hot garbage but appropriate hot garbage this here's another non Pokemon game like definitely not Gengar magma there's Mac mahir what speak up sandé both wooden sandbox Austin gun laser I want cookie Kuzma cookie is is uh what how you get the power you get the power it's awesome you [Music] [ __ ] Toulouse now here's an infinitely better looking fighting game compared to what I just played continue playing your shitty game that you're playing now please by all means continue by watching an ad what a surprise oh god all right there's only like three left but I'm gonna have to throw one of these at you you you and because there must be balance in all things wait with me while things get ready dalish just day lift flying police boat simulator pretty opposite flying police boats but hang on a moment no no no I'm gonna think about it think about it you want to play a video game you don't know what you want to play so you're gonna you're gonna fly a police boat that's what you want it's a popular thing all kids dream of being a flying police boat captain just look look for yourself wouldn't you want to be the skipper of this [ __ ] [Music] [Music] it's just those two you're led to believe that there's more than that it's just those two you no no let me fly my police boat I needed to create a d-pad [Music] oh my god what a horrendous couple she looks miserable he looks terrifying [Music] okay okay Bank left please please Bank left everyone wants to play flying police boat diamond now go to your final destination all you have to do is ram into them [Music] you [Music] I tried I tried to play that game I wanted to like it I wanted to play it you you still not going to tell you the name of the person that sent me these games still not going to tell you that but they sent them to me on my birthday of all times - no we're not gonna do a witch hunt you and all right you I mean don't worry if anything I just give the twitch admins their social security number it's fine unbelievable all right let's uh that was it that was the last sadly the last game wow what a surprise all right well this is [ __ ] garbage so we're gonna take a break I'll be back with super sponge world which is perfect very appropriate you know being a sponge [ __ ] sucks and I will be back I will be back very shortly so stick around stream we'll go offline and then back online super sponge world Japanese Indies back in a bit

Channel: Vinesauce: The Full Sauce

Views: 182,003

Keywords: Vinesauce, Vinny, FullSauce, Full Sauce, Quality Android Trash, Android OS, Awful, Terrible, Bad, Weird, Ripoffs, Bootlegs, Ads, and more Ads, Trash, Steamed Hams, Thanos, Tron Bonne, Tuturu, Vampire, Which Stall, Spiderman, SpongeBob, Clown Pizza Delivery, Train Cleanup & Fixing, Infinity Gauntlet, Lil Bart Yachty, Monster Quest, Cursed

Id: zrRrX9WBkwk

Length: 103min 54sec (6234 seconds)

Published: Mon May 20 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/YOUREABOT]

vinny use ad block lower the suffering level plz