[Vinesauce] Vinny - Forgotten Mascots

so this is the misadventures of pink I mean it's not the worst looking game it's got a weird color palette but [Music] the notes for this game says you will likely game over and within the first five seconds of this game so these are failed mascots these games were attempts to capitalize on the whole mascot thing and really really make some money awesome possum and apparently apparently this one's real bad [ __ ] oh this is this is hard to look at wow the attitude [Music] times 10 if you have to say how cool you are then you're not an awesome possum at all your [ __ ] trash Panda the frame rates are really bugging me out right now it's so jittery also the background is just like vomit like no attention was put into the background at all just just it's just there I'm so cool what oh god no no stop too fast oh I want you to know Chet I'm not even looking at the game anymore I'm just holding the buttons and things are happening it in spite of me I don't think I ever played booger man but booger man was in clayfighter and I'm very aware of this character but yeah the animations are pretty good it's all about boogies and farts yeah that's it's a gross out game please skip I will throw up not dude you're gonna have to watch this maybe if you watch this you'll become strong too boogers great animations but yeah it's just a little stiff on the gameplay Department but I would have probably played this as a kid and I would have been able to enjoy this for what it was God you only say one thing nose warps okay oh okay I have belching power as well I see and farts all of the ways someone could expel things except vomiting as far as I'm aware didn't run in Stimpy have an episode where Stimpy had like a booger that was sentient what was that a fart it was a fart it was a sentient part it's like that like but one day booger man gave birth to a fart or a booger or a belch whatever you name it it could be any of that here's one that we all know love different story but no yes we know we know Pepsi so bubsy had a bit of a life outside of this game aside from becoming a meme we've recently got a bubsy so bub sees like you know kind of back wasn't that bubsy game that came out like last year kind of [ __ ] then he it wasn't kind of [ __ ] it was complete [ __ ] oh well this one was decent still not the best controlling platformer but not too bad compared to some of the other ones and it's bright colorful and bubsy as a mascot is is kind of appealing right I mean it's not boogers it's it's a cat with a shirt it could be worse but then when you get to bub see on ps1 it's just like abandon ship and whatever chances this mascot had at a future career whoa others fall damage imagine fall damage in a 2d platformer Wow mode-7 super cool I would have seen that as a kid I would have been like whoa yeah this game is a [ __ ] okay now listen I've streamed this game I've corrupted it I hate this game this game straight-up is [ __ ] torture like that music so he falls asleep the boat crashes and then Lester swims to shore where am i why am i I'm so tired my comic is a soggy mess I want to go home I'd better find somebody to help me get off this island it's a really really awkward slow bad game and and Lester is not only unlikely but completely unlike a bull he's supposed to be that was opposed to be fear because he's afraid of heights so every now and then control is taken away from you the player because Lester has to do something stupid that's the run animation by the way and you take fall damage and then Lester runs away from crabs yes you can kick them again running away without me doing that the character does that on his own you can kick a [ __ ] turtle in the face I hate this game so captain no Volyn is a game to teach you to take insulin if you're diabetic but you know what he reminds me of in terms of lame superheroes I am getting to the point where I uh Nayana CLE like REM Lazar singing voices into the code your doctor said is best for you if you don't know your code use zero zero zero what the [ __ ] are you talking about captain no Volyn is a game that teaches you about diabetes but remember this game doesn't tell you how to manage your diabetes warning any change of insulin should be made cautiously and only under medical supervision I from the corner of my mind I saw Jesus I want to put this face through the enemy gotta watch out for donuts you definitely don't want those you have a banana Oh sweets why do they have like big making like strong legs this is the worst superhero of all time he has no attacks whatsoever can't punch can't kick can't fly yet this is probably the only superhero that ever actually really saved a real life in real in the real world that's a cookie that is disgusting alright well I guess I'm never eating a chocolate chip cookie again listen I don't know how much I've learned I appreciate the sentiment it's nice it just it didn't really work did it this is n64 this is 1998 we are graduating to the big times this is gex so the idea between behind gex was that he was a smartass and it was just movies and TV references smell razor it's a yeah it's your typical collectathon with themed missions more like mario 64 than banjo kazooie Elvis lives it said evil lives I thought it said Elvis this game is you know again I really like this there's a good rental cool reference bro this is just references the game it's like watching a vine saw stream but ya know the camera definitely hurts a little bit and it's you know you can if you compare this directly to banjo kazooie you'll see why that game was so much more pleasing to play and look at Dex was not a one-time thing in fact I liked gex I was like this is a cool mascot I wanna I want to like Exmoor why is George Washington covered in blood reminds me of Halloween and Rick Perry was that a [ __ ] Johnny Carson impression reminds me of Halloween a trip tailors I love these references that you know kids are inevitably going to be playing this game and be like who's Rip Taylor the password is little me some v Austin Powers yeah yeah I mean again the concept is cool I like this way better when I was younger but you can see all these different levels have their own unique style and I like that wabbit season open now on the web and this is great value Fudd America's Choice bud and nice brand Bunny the hard game to stop playing just because you never know what you're gonna find around the corner here is one that I've never played personally but I know what it is and this actually has a bit of a cult following I've always said Glover because Danny Glover but then I realized that's Danny Glover so I mean I don't know it's not a bad game and it probably could have turned into something more I mean the idea of a glove where the ball is fine I guess yeah I forget some youtuber did a video about Glover and I watched it I was like oh so that's what that was nitro rad yeah I think it was nitro red it turns out just a simple jump across a platform poses a challenge here in Glover you can transform the ball into lighter or heavier objects it's still not good enough oh [ __ ] it broke you got to like learn how to play the game you can't just jump into it like me for the sake of a stream why don't we now check out something not so good something a little bit worse it's called wild woody what the hell is this that sounds really good for Sega Volvo Genesis Genesis what then 10 Dennis's this looks like that weird pencil thing that I've shown on stream several times is like a pencil gift apparently there's Robertson's in this game what what do you mean uncensored porn as you write wild woody porn why am I fooling this watch wild woody on pornhub wild little mermaid gets wake up you owe me got work whoa big fella you got a name let head go me woody Wow woody oh my god as of 15 seconds ago I was born to save the world like polygons are just clipping into each other this looks like when you [ __ ] when the sliders too much in Oblivion on them up I kind of want to show you the thing but I I can show you a little bit just so you know it's real because this is ridiculous now you can imagine what's a little lower that's in this game why would Sega do that in my opinion say good knew exactly what they were doing yeah wild Woody's got boobies in it and then like everyone at the school yards gonna get wild woody and then they're just gonna be like while this game is [ __ ] terrible so yeah so this game is not good already I can just I can fit just feels cheap and stiff like Oh woody I don't feel like playing the rest of this game the game is not good and like I said it's got some wonky mechanics like even just erasing the enemies with your ass okay now this is the first boss theme apparently they spent more time on the music and the crusty cutscenes than they did making the game fun but I have to say this is this is amazing [Music] bring it back yo this is like pre limp Park biscuit yeah there's just no end to failed and forgotten mascots I guess I [Music] hope no one comes to this dream hi yeah that's more horrifying than most horror games I played where they tried too hard to scare you that was just unsettling I don't know Shantae also this almost sounded like Mario Odysseys theme song Shakespeare mr. Potato Head I Don Quixote the [ __ ] is happening this could be anything oh ok it's it's a 3d platformer on a 2d plane so swak some clowns that's cool I guess alright so take a close look at clockwork night and now in your minds think skinny Wario congratulations clockwork night will never be the same oh I made I regret that one I didn't even sound like what it was supposed to sound like that was terrible never make that noise again deal deal my mind is replacing that are with the seat [Music] looks like I'm seeing it but I know what's there but my mind is playing tricks on me so in a chat you said this music is exhausting yeah I can kind of see that it's like just maximum fun energy at all moments I can guarantee you not many people love this next one Kang Phu AVGN did an episode about this apparently but I had no recollection of such things kind of like the sound of that snare no no I was just getting into it now this is an Amiga 32 game if you want extended viewing watch the AVGN episode I suppose but I'll do the best I can yes this this game is is a horrendous from a gameplay standpoint the art style isn't all over the place you have well I say art style half of it's just real images so much is stuck down here now fighting candy canes delicious delicious coca cola the music is genuinely great also is that it is it's a child kangaroo I think I just killed a Bab kangaroo that was my son yeah I'm not having a good time I mean is there anyone here that thought I was having a good time look Vinnie please see the game over I will do that I will do that for you chat is it gonna get my stream [ __ ] banned [Music] that's a that's a chat it's just video game graphics it's fine that's not a real dead kangaroo in this video game about fake cartoon kangaroos here's the credits enjoy it's like depressing music but you you want you freed the kangaroo ray-tracing this game implemented rate racing before Nvidia confirmed you'll have played at least play a different game comrade not just any buk 1994 Hudson soft super bunker didn't play it but I was aware of it wow this is a little prehistoric fella knocking about with dinosaurs oh wait I'm beginning to think this isn't prehistoric he doesn't seem to have a safe way to attack every attack leads to some kind of self-harm you know if you land on your head from 50 feet up that's got to hurt and then you're head-butting other enemies what if they have like spikes or teeth or ass yo heck woody yeah oh [ __ ] I mean it's a good tutorial at least now I know what the [ __ ] that [ __ ] does I really don't like the way this game plays it looks nice it's got some cool attacks it's like a kind of unique little game in its own way but it's very slow oh my god what why is bunk going mental this is disgusting I hate this look at oh my god you know like video games like that have transformations that's one thing but this is just like disturbing I understand what I'm supposed to be doing I suppose bonk just turns into a million different things though this game is like sensory overload it's not [ __ ] by any means but I'm not really enjoying the way it plays I think Punk's head is just so [ __ ] massive but it's hard to the momentum just feel strange alright let's do what are we doing next whoa hey this actually has really good music so this is a Super Nintendo game this is the European version I don't know if it came over to the States okay so yeah your standard platforming fair but you have like my [ __ ] this why you can shoot your entire body hey this isn't my flag no it's it's Underpants captain no villains gonna need those yeah but it's it's kind of amazing that you can shoot a bunch of your body and then you walk around without it to the point where you actually end up having to hop around on your torso apparently this is one of the inspirations for Yoshi's Island well the visual style is kind of nice shigeru miyamoto liked this game I can see how it might have inspired Miyamoto and the team to try something different even if it doesn't look like doshas Island exactly Vinnie Miyamoto said the first time he heard this music he didn't believe the Super Nintendo made the same sound so he had to have the game checked that's interesting did you know that when Miyamoto played this game he had the idea for the n64 that's also when he conceived breath of the wild like almost a full you know 25 years before its it was said that when Miyamoto saw pluck he had the idea for the Xbox one all at the same time it was like one of those watershed moments for gaming alright I'll stop hey this sounds pretty good too okay we got current-day Keith Richards Gumby took too much acid barely covered melons who's the dude in the middle looks a little Jay Leno wish yet was this a game that they showed on Nick arcade that's how I know this [ __ ] game I think you know what this is this is the organ from Monster Hunter just evolved into a human and then became a stand-up comedian hosting the Tonight Show and then really into cars Oh miss Polly no take a car away he tells the story about how like a mafia man when he was in showbiz called him mr. Leno's I'd go with it if I were Jay Leno I just mr. Lee knows from that point forward that's that's good you get invisible hitboxes when you use your belly yeah it's like an invisible thrust motion I think Chuck Rock originally had a Chuck [ __ ] that he was using to fight his enemies and I had to censor it everything except that is visible what kind of cocaine or excess coffee did this character do before stream I start streaming this yeah that is a horrible noise I'm having a hard time even like getting through the menus in this game well it's it's a game called tempo but you don't really have to do anything to the tempo it doesn't seem but it is a nice looking and sounding game it also hurts to look at Colorstay feet there's too many colors DP I don't know if Mike this might do to fly my dude are you a fly he's a cricket oh yeah that would make sense cool umm smush frames like when you look up it's nice I don't know if I am enjoying the game very much maybe I'm a little difficult on platformers I want my platformers to feel a certain way if they're gonna be this kind of fast someone in chat just said this loop is shorter than my penis that's interesting chat member I enjoyed that anecdote thank you for that is that our moon is this earth I don't know it's like the beginning of Sonic 3 and it you know sounds like it too where was that was that Puggsy start option jr. the [ __ ] do you mean jr. jr. is babby mode oh good weenie weenie mode weenie Bab all that build-up for a character that looks like a butt plug thank you chat member Ike yes yes well game instantly ruined thank you God what yet are the physics in this game that was an unexpected twist for me oh okay well there you go it's a physics based platformer this is the Dennises I'm telling you this is when they sent us this the demon and then they said Genesis sentences and super Nintendos this is what they meant then he helped different would your life be if you got a Sega instead of Nintendo I hope I would have eventually gotten to play Chrono Trigger also this mascot is disgusting so here's what's going on okay alright the dude on the right is a mob boss the dude on the left is the worker at his restaurant which is a front from mob activity and the thing in the middle is a client and he owes them a lot of money you didn't make your payment oh my god was I correct they're trying to control the whole town what if you shave my daughter I'll invite you to my restaurant for all-you-can-eat and it's on the house that's a hell of a line rocky stomach is worse than a garbage I'm gonna hate this game I can tell wait a minute let me warn you first Garcia is a tough guy before you go you'd better get with the hairspray although I can attack never mind [ __ ] am I supposed to do climb pipe what the [ __ ] was that yeah oh you know that move that if someone didn't tell me to do I would have been stuck here until I accidentally did that you know cuz hair can stick into a wall yeah I have one question for you rocky road when will you wear weeks zero the Kamikaze squirrel Oh a gwaan I haven't seen that in a while I this does not um this does not bode well philsie wow really wow that is some next-level not giving a [ __ ] what's that enemy just then no no right no no no no no no no no no no no no no someone said [ __ ] tree I don't know about that oh god I don't want to look at it oh dear [ __ ] god it looks Vinnie what's the game over screen for this game I probably Pearl Harbor considering the way this game is going at the moment I mean should I even talk about the gameplay is it worth it [ __ ] yeah the developers make toric soon after this and now I can't stop seeing like dicks since someone mentioned the [ __ ] tree as crock I mean I could keep this going indefinitely considering how many [ __ ] mascots were made in the existence of humanity so yeah I don't know there seems to be a lot of nostalgia for this game I've only ever remember hearing about it never played it I give this game 3 fuzzies out of 10 hooray sorry out of out of 5 so you're a crocodile there's an elephant in the room tank controls yeah so when you you know you press forward you move forward you press left you turn left a little bit you don't go left you turn left yeah if they fix the tank controls in two that's cool maybe this game could use the Spyro remaster treatment I don't think it was nearly as big of a franchise I will say four tank controls they're not very annoying it's just weird to play a platformer with tank controls that's unexpected I was like oh let me use my double jump oh [ __ ] that's not a double jump okay yeah the gems seem to function very much like Sonic's rings yeah I mean the controls are doable as it seems like they kind of tuned them properly which is good is this better or worse than ukulele that's an impossible question to answer having only played croc for five minutes someone just said this character is very annoying yeah the croc voice can get kind of yeah it does get a little annoying I like croc himself he's he's pretty cool I'm not sure how I like hearing Yazoo every three and a half seconds but that's me but you get used to it Vinnie you've angered chat yeah wouldn't be the first time today yeah I could see myself having enjoyed this I liked Spyro better before I leave the game I'll just say I like this the level select I like a lot of the the way this game functions for a ps1 platformer but of course I can't really give you a full overview just my initial 5 minute you know my elevator pitch my elevator pitch is that the game is pretty strong just from the first couple minutes and I I would have enjoyed this but yes Spyro was more my thing you the Genesis if s is the best system that Sega has ever released it was an upgrade to the Genesis yeah this is the worst possible thing to stream this is made by Game Freak yeah this could have it just remember all of these things could have been pogies man Sega really like going fast I hear Pokemon music [Music] oh my god it's not the same thing but it follows a couple like little melody lines and Court changes that reminds me very much of Pokemon Oh No yeah I'm not really sure if I'm supposed to be just running through all is that Mewtwo in the background Mewtwo discovered holding a ball of power holding a pokeball master ball even Vinnie this game came out before Pokemon I know I'm just just saying [Music]

Channel: vinesauce

Views: 495,699

Keywords: Vinesauce, Vinny, Fullsauce, Failed Mascots, Forgotten Mascots, Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, Nintendo, Nintendo Gamecube, PlayStation, Vectorman, Gex: Enter the Gecko, Punky Skunk, Captain Novolin, Glover, Bubble & Squeak, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Wild Woody, Clockwork Knight, Jersey Devil, Cool Spot, Aero the Acro-Bat, Awesome Possum™, B.O.B., Boogerman, Bubsy, Decap Attack, Dynamite Headdy, Earthworm Jim, Zool, Lester the Unlikely, The Misadventures of Flink, Mr. Nutz, Oscar

Id: GaA6CqcDSTo

Length: 27min 9sec (1629 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 04 2020