[Vinesauce] Vinny - Android Trash 9

the conflict in Java has reached a critical point due to the threat of possible nuclear attack perfect if the current government is overthrown the real army has promised to recognize MSF powder evanescent nation this we don't want we don't want this okay we're just using Metal Gear music - straight up stealing the Metal Gear music and putting Hideo Kojima's name all over this thing take care of snakey snake lasers if it's rip 1 you'll set off the alarm don't touch the laser snake Oh Oh like did just that look at that animation he looks like an old man who just [ __ ] himself god this is this is tough I mean it's it's really hard to stealth around when you [ __ ] yourself okay the controls are you know obviously mobile controls which is not doing anyone any favors this is very hard to play Jesus Christ I have a call but I'm dead unnamed goose game even though it says untitled goose game here the name of this is unnamed goose game no I already hate it can we for a moment acknowledge the death sound electronic braaap I want to jump into another goose game angry goose simulator duck has gone crazy attack five wooden barrels to calm him down the game like just presumes that I know who duck is that way whoa my goose isn't named duck right also this is a duck is it not yep you could just eat an elephant after untitled goose game really took off when a game really makes it you know a game really makes it when it gets a fuckload of clones so now I have to wonder does any one of you chat members know what the [ __ ] my objective was do I have to eat bears barrels okay barrels are the only thing that can say she ate my goose named duck that looks like a duck that is also a duck okay Super Mario Galaxy this is it just like I remember Super Mario Galaxy what the [ __ ] I guess I got an ice flower audios being broadcast through someone's [ __ ] but other than that yeah that's pretty cool okay so this is repro wrestling manager alright and YouTube is a button that's fine oh my god look at the bear [Applause] oh that's a that's a human it's it's a generic wrestler man John wrestler it also kind of looks like John Cena the size of this ass why do they all have to dance on the way to the ring though look at these animations excuse me what what is happening this is weird like I'm actually getting dizzy from the camera I [Applause] didn't realize the ref was just gonna like come in from the side like that but that's cool that's effective how about this you want this whatever the [ __ ] this is Pokemon lawsuit I don't like these buttons jesus [ __ ] christ this is scary with one button press your entire credit card number not just like half the digits but all of the digits get sent directly China front wake up oh my god yes welcome to the world of a pokémon's yes I'm Professor Oak and everybody calls me professor Pokemon Oh God even though we don't know Pokemon entirely in fact there are many mysterious theories more adventures dreams and two friendships are waiting for you or hard excuse me wearable a hard livable world over there's so much to up but it said intimacy are you ready come and to choose your initial Pokemon okay first of all this is now what Professor Oak sounds like to me false tower to Gary we're so looking for you just now you buy him first I wish thunder things over [Music] / I love this guy that's my defeating you Oh God Gary you're amazing hold the [ __ ] up oh my [ __ ] Team Rocket voice acting for Team Rocket at least MooMoo up let's not Mew up by gold coins but don't understand how much this is actually costing in real world money $300 for a gift pack if there's another Pokemon super Pokemon world adventure I believe is the one I pick a Jew [Music] the hell pika Chu this is cool thanks Pikachu that is a horrible noise that is a really bad noise I don't want to hear that noise ever again so this is a meowstic Grovyle Keldeo Kalos Flygon tornado Sloot lugia Luigi who animals reindeer what this isn't a Pokemon right I mean I don't know all of the Pokemon but there isn't a Pokemon called reindeer is there this is [ __ ] garbage I don't know what's happening I don't know how to play this game and I don't want I don't want to do it anymore I'm gonna skip a Pokemon game for a second and come back to it and instead show you fidget games Oh classic cube please is this a Minecraft one yes it is good you get points for like disconnecting the joystick I'll admit I feel I really would feel bad for someone that had to resort to this because they couldn't get their own fidget cube yeah the point of the phidget cube is that it's tactile that you get to feel the button presses that it's something that you can like hold in your hands so you can fidget with it this is just trash here we're gonna leave a spinner oh my god this is the lowest form of interactive entertainment there's a game here called baby type here Bab is it is the baby's name yes oh oh I hate it oh [ __ ] someone call Kojima god that is an ugly ugly baby I know you're not supposed to say that cuz all babies are cute and beautiful and whatever God's gift miracles this is an ugly [ __ ] baby this is not okay oh god am i choking the baby I'm not even holding it anymore that's a bad touch hand I don't like that hand complete that was there's levels is this how you do as this how you comfort a baby is that how you do this you just rub their [ __ ] face but it's wrong with its arms do you see the arms look at the arms oh this is all kinds of [ __ ] up I don't like anything about this this I don't I don't even know where to begin with this so there's let's start with the crab you can barely hear it because the [ __ ] samples the audio samples are so terrible this looks like a like a shitty pokemon trainer like he's blocking one of the first towns they but you know before you get there let's click on the Panda oh dog suddenly the quality has increased [ __ ] great comte couldn't we just say chicken goose this is the Android Cinematic Universe it's all connected it's all connected there's Pokemon trainers there's geese this had a picture of Mickey Mouse on the cover parents we can learn grandma grandma grandma grandma we can learn English with them text-to-voice look at these in like look at this [ __ ] clip art quality [ __ ] I half expect Shutterstock to appear on some of these images Kirby Adventure it seems Kirby has a gun yep it's American Kirby no seriously Kirby on the cover of Us box art always looks mean look at the [ __ ] ships on his tippy-toes yeah it looks like a shitty flash game from 2001 but it just feels wrong and the tippy toes aren't helping and that's a word that I should never say out loud tippy toes are those carbine enemys kind of whoa is that like like fake Kirby with a weird nose I'm just [ __ ] done wait a minute Final Fantasy 6 you can't just put Final Fantasy 6 mute no I will I won't allow it this that game is too precious to me I can't have that being here I mean the level kind of looks like Kirby ish again it's weird how they would go through all this trouble to like make the you know the enemies and the playable characters slightly different than usual Kirby but then just straight up steel Final Fantasy 6 music granny granny is Baldy get out of there you only have 5 days all you need is in the house and be quiet she hears everything granny is crazy baldies now that big of a thing where baldies being referenced in granny games that's amazing yeah Baldy even had products chat and this on stream at some point but Baldy had products you could buy them in stores like a Baldy figurine does the weirdest [ __ ] thing Vinnie who the hell is Baldy oh god I'm like a teacher no granny is wearing a Baldy shirt maybe toilet training simulator about Facebook is so happy to have their ad you know what they love it little baby has lost him favorite toy car help the baby to find it oh yeah babies love money they love gotcha and they love spending real money from their credit card to skip ads here's him favorite toy never mind also something is really [ __ ] wrong with this baby's hair it's like flesh hair like on the back of the head it starts out in the front like a horn and then it turns into like flesh toy found but baby needs to pee take him to the washroom what's the point of going potty if you're still wearing your diaper make him wash him hand I think I'm good I think I'm good is that yugioh they're animated look see we've entered some nether realm of hell I don't know what's going on I don't know what's going on I'm not even like barely I'm barely even pressing any buttons the motion tweening is excellent apparently there what why is this you know what I think I've had enough of this one this one's called yes I got this from the China app store what's this Winnie oh no what is this no I really really hate this so so you just have to brush their teeth it's not working dock so simple box - what is what is simple box - oh [ __ ] is this [ __ ] gmod there's like no graphics for this no sound just place down a giant [ __ ] road no problem I've got the people the people then he try to crash this game gladly inception oh my oh my god and it's still running with all this [ __ ] it's like a [ __ ] muscly wrestler or dead emoji a clown a naked zombie is it yep but that's that's just ass that is just like 10 degrees of ass right in my character's face thank you how about champions summoner hello and welcome to the spirit world all call me dr. wooden the world everywhere is called elf creature you do not know it elves many people as pets use them to test of now your story begins the wizard world of fantasy an adventure oh that's fine we'll just obtain elf Charmander have you decided yet in the future they had better take care of it yo it said yo well let the spirit breathe out of it what oh this is low-quality small blue oak ready that here we go the dialogue is wonderful [Music] well that was easy an insect catching person want to capture the spirit we need to use the wizard ball okay all right let's see is there a pokey battle here how much is this actually like Pokemon real now I'm speaking like the game it seems that you gifted but used to it I'm not even pressing anything then how can we make sprites become more powerful this is called magical fruit used to enhance the level of spirit try at you and that'll be enough of that one okay let me try the one with the Pikachu curled up into a ball oak see now it's gonna try to login with the orange tadpole I hate that tadpole wait a minute what a Spider Man [Music] Spyder Bulbasaur Ironman while okay Ash's his Ironman now okay good we'll just go with that oh by the way let me give you a warning do not download this [ __ ] why does oak look thick anyway here are the permissions you are then owned by the Chinese government if you play these games just remember that it's like a side-scrolling beat'em up with lots of random loot kind of remind me of maplestory 2 visually of course there's a slot machine of course there's a [ __ ] slot machine when what do I get I got a foot [ __ ] I am so confused [Music] this went from like one to a thousand so very quickly the I mean you can if you know you can put a lot of effort into this ship if you so choose most of these animations are taken from pokken or pokemon rumble which that explains a lot of it so there's this genre called fake call I think you'll like this one chat hello yes neighbor neighbor are you hiding weird [ __ ] in your house what do you got in there hello in the killer neighbor Tim calling you for telling you that I will look for you and I will find you and I will kill you ah cool bro sick fake call scheduled that's my number by the way 56 7 56 7 [Music] but up good good conversation inherit school Liam Gallagher I think I found my characters everybody enroll I think we're ready oh this looks what the [ __ ] is this nonsense the teachers first instinct is to just tackle the students that are out of out of order lunar period track you're on the top what the [ __ ] kind of bathroom is this imagine this is what the bathroom is like set [ __ ] David Duchovny did I just [ __ ] myself I'm no longer even pressing any buttons chat I am not even playing the game anymore it's playing itself and now Liam Gallagher is [ __ ] dead so this next one is called trombone oh no what what the hell is this gonna be nothin stream saved we end the Android showcase with a whimper

Channel: vinesauce

Views: 448,330

Rating: 4.9704318 out of 5

Keywords: vinesauce, android trash, games, mobile, terrible, google play, vinny, bad, Quality Android Trash, Android OS, Awful, Terrible, Bad, Weird, Ripoffs, Bootlegs, Ads, and more Ads, Trash, Pokemon, Chinese

Id: Y4Ajyd6Hc0E

Length: 21min 15sec (1275 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 18 2020

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