[Vinesauce] Vinny - The Corrupted Hour (Compilation)

[Music] and welcome whoa wacky sound effects presents vine sauce dreams oh this is gonna be fun isn't it oh all those are some cool doors why is Mario's top half attached to the one-star door over there that's what weird [Music] how long am I gonna fall for I'm still falling Thank You lakitu thank you so much you dick I'll lock it - you [ __ ] James Bond theme music this guy's a master at naming these corruptions James bunked theme music [Music] dying cat theme oh hi toad what's up wife yes I guess you could a snow land if you if you have visual epilepsy because what the [ __ ] Christ is a baby red Wario doing here the description is Bowser okay okay [Music] [Music] [Music] there you go now this brings back [ __ ] memories some of my favorite times from this [ __ ] intro screen in a kilometer what do you think he's doing that he has to go [Music] thanks boughs this happens a lot I don't ask why I keep doing this welcome to our pokemon center we heal your Pokemon back to perfect health shall we heal yes heal but what's what's wrong here what's going on what's the problem oh okay TM all right trademark thanks professor okay I knew you could do it I knew you could heal all of my Pokemon 9 q symbols TM PK these are all of my precious Pokemon all of them we don't need text nah get four oh [ __ ] it's telling me to quit but uh that's that's pretty good Mario's checking out his own name just analyzing his advertisements making sure they were okay nope never mind no it's just it's terminally he's just crashing into walls never mind though there was some logic behind Mario's decisions no that's that's the terminal all right n64 was like the Holy Grail but then a fella by the name of Weiner las' Steve came along and well I stole his wiener in exchange for corruptions which really just isn't a fair deal cuz he had to do double the work with half the Weiner death cord done wrong [Music] [Music] seriously [ __ ] yeah jen is the very first vine sauce viewer it was seven years ago [Music] oh wait a minute I'm just trying to tell a story here and this isn't happening here Parma tongue oh God let's see now that is some thick thighs and now it's like Hank Hills ass oh this is incredible man these corruptions right have I told you about these corruptions cuz men these corruptions so miss their bunks what do you know about the theft of the goldeneye curat camera sucks in a good way I'd like to apologize for the loud horrendous noises at this time of night [Music] [Applause] put your mustache back for God's sake link yes this is the real foot head this is a good one it really really sticks right on that foot it's turning into a Cronenberg Morty link so he's not a Conan burger monster anymore Morty what's playing it his collar is playing it he's got like a beard that became a beard the name of this corruption is stanky redneck music I didn't name it it's so [ __ ] perfect [Music] said borderline experimental egg okay so here's one for you I guess he's scared stiff never underestimate Luigi's carrot cowardice I guess even the Ravens are scared stiff something tells me even the toad is scared which is just great it's haunted before we even get in the shadow mode oh my oh my god wait a minute whoa all right this one's called ultimate mirror mode and everything is reversed holy [ __ ] okay we got [ __ ] driving backwards I'm driving backwards against my own [ __ ] will cuz is he jostling that Pokemon serious question is he um is it trying to jostle that Pokemon oh the big card okay yes Jen is the first viewer mentlegen our resident streamer named Jen we have one streamer named Jen and that is mental Jen and it was seven years ago that Jen first found the stream and then ended up becoming a blueberry much like mario is right now wait now that's not what I meant to say I like that one that one was good okay easy enough [Music] that's not plated wait wait what I'm sorry that's a duck sound you picked up everything I've ever known was a lie everything I've ever known [Music] guys I don't think I don't think this is working out so I guess the gas was removed from all of our planes and was replaced with brakes move it's just it's just called Luigi and there he goes there he go to be a superstar in the desert of his soul nice wheels all night nice nice paper wheels paper okay to work in trains here on vine sauce were all about torquing chains trains but you didn't hear that [Music] Oh Kate a minute I think I can actually do this expect you to die Mr Bond yeah oh [ __ ] no [ __ ] [ __ ] I love this new corruptor the stone hi where is he there is swamp the almighty fast like tiny noises like that just tickle my funny bone I can't help it [Music] all right this is a good joke you can get me out of here now [Music] there's too many banjo players in this band and they just wanted to be mixed really loudly is an obnoxious banjo player in the studio who's the Blissett I need to be upfront I'm the star of this band the engineer just gave up [ __ ] it pulled the plug on the whole recording I don't know how good these are you know they could be good they could be bad they could crash a lot goddamnit like it to start the race oh my god is so [ __ ] up call an exorcist please we can't deal with this I'm dying this might be the greatest site ever in a video look at Bart even Bart is like getting kind of satanic stand and throw a bomb [Music] [Laughter] that's really good link Davi [Music] that's really good actually dying whale squeal does not make enough good music the elephant music is it's in these days but I'm not sure if it's got legs I kind of like this though there's this something about this that's kind of interesting oh and those strings come in hard when there's no drums nice animation that's a good stride [Music] how many times have we heard this [ __ ] speech dudes voice said Atos real real with rocks all right so we got real astrak-- em had this to say a Ducati Q you son are a you said they is to kill you today Moneypenny is GUI play support team and Goldeneye is now Italian see now I'm looking for things that are wrong okay I'm a bomb just fell off that ledge just died I'm sorry what holy [ __ ] man I have no idea what I'm doing half the time okay we're gonna listen to music now all right everyone its music time with vine sauce so I don't know it's getting a little weird here weird there's a [ __ ] understatement for this one oh well right then this one's called wall jump it's windy in here why is it so windy in here oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] it's a science experiment [Music] Mario what's happened and we can't stop spinning Luigi I told you you should've eaten those gummi bears there's some weird shanem and this is how you break your speakers a nice Sunday Drive until oh come on that was the entire level all at once I'm actually shocked this is kind of working when I say kind of working oh [ __ ] this is how you break your speakers I wonder if biggie hatch is only when he arrives at the the boss now he just dies alright [Music] you don't know the right way to go but they dig up past the pit this is my life now this is what Luigi was made for eternal pain and suffering and falling down pits there is no solace no joy no fun in Luigi's life he is made to suffer also I love how far out of the mini-map he's going that is to me the best part of this leaving I'm so sorry I'm so sorry able to kill good I'm dying I'm I've tears in my [ __ ] eyes right now this gun shoots drum fills [Music] that's amazing that is so incredible ah damn crash again sound effects this is Gardner white out of that Joey Oh goddammit goddammit ya gotta get those bananas ready Wario definitely definitely now's a good time to use the bananas nice what have I done I've squished myself i won I think the wait I think the bully just like jumped into the lava by himself I'm a minute I don't know what happened I think the bully killed himself the star appeared and then I died Jesus Christ you are long or rather wide [Music] hesitate to say the word thick fingers I would get back my actual playthrough I [ __ ] it up so many times before - absorbs hello Professor Oak it's close right oh my god what are you doing to me Professor Oak what the [ __ ] [Music] oh my god Oh make it stop [Music] from the [ __ ] ninth circle of oblivion comes Pikachu you can't control this because Nikko keeps breaking his arms whoa what the [ __ ] are you on I'm high on corruptions wha where is this magical land where is this magical jungle also I want to thank any of the other vine saw streamers that are here at the moment you guys love you guys I want to thank my mods this is good music to thank people I like seriously too and you know let them know how much I appreciate them [Music] [Music] never gonna give you a song oh I get to play now and this is my maximum speed this is so it's play-doh that this car is now play-doh [Music] sup mama no this is full like this is a full conversation on the title screen mario world is a tinder conversation sup mama response no removed from tinder are you do you want to go to the 1 cc [ __ ] race [Music] another good boss battle wait a minute wait a minute how'd you do this VG how did what is this long dung versus Captain Falcon versus Master Hand versus polygon [ __ ] on it on an unknown level this level does not exist there was never a scream in the luigi's mansion music was there [Music] [Music] better music it's already better than it was what's going on over here guys something's you know it's a charred burnt corpse of a car but it's still moving you notice the car it's natural habitat you [ __ ] god speed car you'll be missed [Music] peach and Donkey Kong or kind of okay though they're they're more or less fine but but that is a halt that's a highlight if I've ever seen one that is a highlight of life okay like this holy [ __ ] this is an entirely new way to play Mario Kart this is magic the brand is it as a magician someone in chat just called him a magician I agree this dude is a wizard [Music] what's going on here I don't really know what what the deal is here watch the balls bin okay oh they're flying behind him tossing them away how the [ __ ] did I miss that I was so focused on their animations that I couldn't tell that something incredible was happening that these are the [ __ ] world's most talented jugglers that just keep regenerating balls [Music] these Organists like the drummer is doing fine he didn't get any drugs before the gig alright maybe he did [Music] [Music] it's slow Tyson still still has a [ __ ] deadly punch [ __ ] it just deal with the [ __ ] that maneuver do you think it'll hurt if I stand here like this I should be okay right okay never mind okay okay some of us fall only to return only to fall again forever erasing the void for them this is eternity thank God for that crash now one of them what pressed up on the control pad while jumping and you can cling to the fence thanks no I got it really you don't have to keep telling me this until you [ __ ] dabbing I'm never playing this game again [Music] toughen is stopped working I mean my my legit GameCube has stopped working and again and by accident I just defeated Bowser that's nice Mario really does take after lanky Kong I don't know if that's natural I think I think Mario has been injecting saline into his arms this is illegal the video games committee is gonna come down hard on Mario using illegal substances for performance enhancement so there's everyone's in a t pose uploading T pose while my audio card destroys itself is the game try to communicate with me no style no grace [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right oh god my ears they hurt they hurt like a cutscene I think he's trying to do an animation bond gets stanky at the end like that stanky is used the context of the words thankee for corruptions is just beautiful isn't it maybe this stank it's just a little bit of stank just gonna get a little bit of thanks down it's the kid it's the kid with the bug net why is he [ __ ] trying to kill me just just a head using its body to pound a bush no big deal it's villager shooting heads of more villagers that's a garden using a kid's head as a shield that's really what that is what what is that now what are these people it's [ __ ] David Byrn of the Talking Heads designing Goldeneye characters I wanted them to have really big bodies so I made really big suits for them but their heads were really small I thought it would be weird don't tell me later [Music] go Torchic Torchic used hello you over there it's in my bag there's a pokeball [Music] it's like a bongo solo but it's it's like wooden spoons alright next level is practicing his bitch-slap look at this sexy man himself with a sexy arm [Music] [Applause] what the [ __ ] my my thought killed myself [Music] [Laughter] are you Luigi it looks like a doll okay alright like it - like it - the powerup black lip tones and pop lakitu is a powerup yeah that's a [ __ ] coin and charging truck is lettuce charging truck is lettuce amazing I can't look at him directly the game crashes if I do people doll me professor [ __ ] off why are we now in like extreme stereo mode this one's called vine JP the toad twins are down here they're not supposed 1 2 G okay this one's called slow-mo the science guy this is an oddly specific corruption [ __ ] garbage [ __ ] that's the level whoa it's that cool noise the terrible fate is the music and sound effects but he's got important things to tell us i owned us hoppy Mach shop I travel far invited in search of mocks during my travels a very high port taught mock was stolen from me by an imp in dust buds so he sent us and now I found you now don't thank me sued but I have been following you all I auch is that you get back my mock and das IP stole from me well Dawson I am counting on you oh [ __ ] what lakitu did not know what to like adieu so you [ __ ] put us on top of each other and now we're all falling concurrently at the same speed this is amazing oh she know she's looking at the camera whoa well this is this is a neat trick this is a neat trick wait why did it fix itself it's weird it's all [ __ ] up spin botting I know I'm sorry dude this is how I win my matches in csgo I spin bot wants to fight [Music] wait that's just me what the [ __ ] sent out trainer pop it's [ __ ] missing missing no it's training trainer puck trainer pokey level zero but it's like missing no versus missing know the name of this is the guard won the lottery I told you this guard is the underrated corruption champion hey everyone it's me lunk so it's wacky waving arm inflatable arm-flailing link man I want to see how far links body can go oh ok all right oh there you go there we go question answered question has been answered what the [ __ ] speaking of perfectly normal ground his turtle shells see you later Cooper the quick and goombah the quick as well you guys just gonna go there all right do you otherwise it kind of works it's just Cooper the quick gets sucked okay so yeah- 16,777,216 like he pieced the [ __ ] out just going through these real quick now whoa okay all right this one's pretty good look [ __ ] Daphne on the right Oh God Shaggy's heads broken uh it makes me so uncomfortable whoa look at this [ __ ] smooth criminal look how sexy he is [Music] where'd she go Oh what we're not cellmates anymore how the [ __ ] did you get up in the ceiling she used her powers to excite the atoms in her body so that she may pass through the ceiling why did it what guys I what the [ __ ] I I double-clicked one of the save files by accident and it opened half-life 2 that was that was part of the stream there is no surprise half-life 2 streaming coming [Music] what is this maneuver is to take it a bow after Wembley who's looking at what where are we looking Cooper the quick this is not a conversation both of these parties are socially awkward and refused to look at each other in the eye is [ __ ] up now [Music] face is it gets like flattened stretchy I had to mute myself so this is Luigi Kart 64 okay this is pretty good it was worth it it was worth the reset [Music] where are we going Luigi maybe the better question is where are you going how did you get a star what stop [ __ ] how weird all the bananas come from there's a lot of [ __ ] bananas [Music] [Music] just what I was waiting for the corruption that's the only thing that was corrupted we sail into the sunset lads what you can't see the [ __ ] sailboat in the sky what's the problem [Music] get in the Jesus Christ pose Luigi this intro gets me so hyped but what the hell just happened okay so James Bond is in front of the camera and away from the camera simultaneously oh my god let me show you the dance of my people I look they get to dance together that's nice what's this doing here what the [ __ ] we're in another loop okay where and where is this angle what are you looking at like it - you like it - I cannot see I'm in the water camera controls are not responsive Oh God nope nothing wrong here until it became wrong what's up man I did not want to see this tonight the last thing I needed was a naked turtle on my stream he likes it it's perfect conkers Thank You conkers doing the commentary so I don't have to this one's called couldn't get any good gameplay corruption so here's whatever this is you mean this is um everyone's ears getting damaged irreparably no no I'm not getting first place but dong is going [ __ ] mental okay this is new this is it's just a close-up of dong I I don't know why this is called vidi gets first place it has nothing to do with that right this almost sounds like earthbound music Daphne has become color bars on a television she needs to be investigated [Music] the name of this corruption is Mario goes to Vietnam by the way this one's called it makes me so mad what Jesus [ __ ] I know you're not your man I know who are you yeah that's good this is good I mean these are you know GameCube corruptions are not easy it is extremely difficult to corrupt GameCube games so these are these are pretty good for Gamecube what I love best about this is normally you make Luigi's flashlights go up and down but in this case it just rolls you it just does like a little aileron roll [Music] your head unsightly stool tote this Todd wasn't supposed to survive past three months but here we are talking to my good iya toad I can't hear you from my left one the classic Mario Brothers game so I used to play that with my friends that was it got surprisingly heated just Mario bro just one bro which bro is it we don't know we'll never know a single bro si will holy [ __ ] what a [ __ ] bonehead Toad's edges happen forever that's pretty good well the buttons are all [ __ ] up but yeah so that that piece which is totally unavailable the question marks are backwards my let's get the stanky leg and he's [ __ ] pointing it is this a mating ritual I'm not sure this is how Italians mate I'm Italian I need to know these things I haven't learned I was never taught this in school nice face scoop holy [ __ ] [ __ ] look it's a real dinosaur oh my god Phil ensures I like what the [ __ ] is he doing what is he doing [Music] where are we peach is gonna have a hard time I think I did a pretty good job they like him cool dance moves doing a little [ __ ] up so this one yeah yeah that's good it's so much science this might be one of the best this might be one of the best things I've ever seen this truly is speed Luigi Mario I'm really fast let me do this baby Mario is pushing baby luigi which is a nice reversal of what's happening here Sigyn go 69 what oh you give me a Mudkip name to mean kip so the name of this corruption is walk around and press a I might am I anywhere ID I'm in the [ __ ] space between the walls III this is like stranger things I've become part of a [ __ ] nether dimension all right wait did some of the racers yeah are you guys oh my god told you doesn't know what to do toads going in circles let's just forget about them for now I'm in third place guys it's a bit second place it takes a corrupted mariokart for me to win and even so I can't avoid the chain chomps wait a second I heard some good music I love this song this is a great song David Wise has such a great soundtrack for this game step right up come on you know come on it's time to do the wall dance well these are really good corruptions oh my god I don't think the music is supposed to sound like this orange whatever I click last becomes the music hey whoa where's me topia a [ __ ] mage cast a spell on link sword to make it massive I think the sword is vibrating so fast that it's lifting him off the ground somewhat like a helicopter a link got raptured what we move in unison we are one I'm here to save you you're the DARPA chief if they find out Baker's password like that that is awesome what does that even say Tony come cutes and your bin fufu this might actually become unplayable very quickly I told you it was a bad idea it's too scary in there I mean this this is what Bowser should have done when he took over Peach's castle he should have just left the door either locked or heavily guarded or like booby-trapped it Shaggy's taking the White House and Nixon with him amazing better than you I'm above you if you ain't got a Pepsi for me I'm not looking at you try picking up a box Wow Oh oh my god the only way you get better is if you race a deformed clone version of yourself Luigi that's the only way you can really really be the best you'll ever be my Luigi Mario I know who I am anymore [Music] this is that's amazing the name of this corruption is conquer exchanges the child of a dead soldier for cash and then fast forward to the bar years later they're still talking about it I can't believe it conquer straight-up turn that kid into a wad of cash and then he bought a [ __ ] Ferrari I can't I can't do it any missus [Music] he was back for a second to say hi again what we don't know is there's a huge trampoline oh here we go again all over the [ __ ] place Luigi is a fearsome sight one two three four five six seven eight nine live agrees with me what kind of exercises this that's fine that's good yep I'm not getting disoriented it's too dangerous to go alone take this master using it and you can have this take any road you want secret is in the treat select den Ende each space spammy for the Dury Spallone baba goose booties listen I'm from New York City this is how cabs actually drive I can confirm this what is this car doing or something has gone wrong is like standing up straight links didn't even show up he didn't even want to fight it I mean how do you how do you beat this how do you best I beat corruptions finally I've been playing this corruptions for six years this game of corruptions and I finally beat it today 31 today stop laughing at Duncan's head being where his [ __ ] is his head is his dick that's the end of corruptions everyone hahaha bye bye

Channel: Michael Johannesson

Views: 987,147

Keywords: vinesauce, vinny, vincent, corrupt, corruption, hour, long, the, comp, compilation, compilations, lol

Id: Q9_0mYrN4js

Length: 60min 8sec (3608 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 15 2017