[Vinesauce] Vinny - Half-Life: Black Mesa

why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties classic throwback line well well well welcome to Black Mesa this is half-life in the source engine this came out several years ago but is now finally kind of being finished and I am ready once again to experience half-life in the source engine looking like this I'm so happy I don't remember it like most of this this playthrough is going to be wonderful machine to college boy we will never hear the end of this yeah you best make like an atom and split you better make like traffic and jam okay you got puns you better make like a nut and bolt wait how many more you these you got you better make like a missile and cruise what the [ __ ] you better make like a bread truck and haul buns it was Magnussen's lunch by the way you better make like a baby and head out you better make like diarrhea and run I love this guy you better make like a busboy and get the fork out of here you got anymore you better make head out on dress and take off waiting for you I'm partially known for glitching games both on purpose and my accident so I'm sure feel free to study any in all of this gameplay if you need to do some bug squashing laser caution you didn't throw out your can and now you will wear it Freeman please if another instrument malfunctions today I'm going to explode good morning I'm glad you're here these last minute changes they're a bit strange yes even though their voices are obviously different voice actors I'm glad that they did this their ties are jank maybe a little bit but everything else is good hi I took a break from all this before you do activate the electron multiplier and report the reading from the microchannel plates that's what we do here as scientists myself included I Gordon Freeman and something of a scientist myself by the way you should have taken a vacation yesterday this is the beginning of half-life everybody I mean granted this is a supercharged version of it I'd almost hate to have to dissect one of these like this is your first humanity's first contact with alien life kind of and this is what you're saying about it [Music] the only thing that is inferior about Black Mesa as opposed to half-life the main thing is that I can't give a body and like machine gun attack it until it explodes Finn did you watch Freeman's mind no not all of it I should rewatch all that Vinny Lemmy mentioned you really I love Lemmy I hope he said something nice it was fit and they who the [ __ ] is Finlay I [ __ ] knew it are you doing let me why so Mike just didn't mean it yeah it's true I think he he's thinking that this dude in chat just mentioned one of his personal friends like his friend Vinny just randomly like played the game like oh you know Vinny I Barney this is Barney you will be barn old you're Barney I've amassed a small army of security guards I don't believe two people can equate to an army but I'm fine with it people are trying to pun the words Barney and Barney ARM arm arm Barney or Barney army no I took damage for that I [ __ ] took damage from that what the [ __ ] was that I just overheard it secure access transmission soldiers have arrived this is the first time that we have confirmation that the military is arriving these people need to stop hanging around near vents well hey everybody the military's here they're gonna help out whoa autosave here Oh Chet check this out i found an easter egg in half-life 1 so much for the military huh chat that an mp5 new gun it is oh now I can solve up to 800 problems a minute vini I've got like 500 hours in this and I've literally never made that trip line jump how the [ __ ] well let's see if I can do the jump again see now that you've said it now that you said it it's not gonna happen now I'm thinking about it too hard oh my god this music yeah look at all that action to go along with this music you whoops I may have I may have pressed the Save button at the wrong moment stop look at the thumbnail we got hostiles death scene ending with a rag doll perfect oh say like calm and they wanna go once that creature is out of the way we can make our escape the old rail this is my hiding spot are you Smithers go away and don't tell anyone I'm here I know it's rude there's the demon someone attractive said g-man hanging out in his favorite g-spot why must you say things like that why must you say things like that and make me wish that I had thought of it first what in the name of Christ just happened and his misery chat wants me to end his misery the [ __ ] okay okay then video games you know why that happened because that's the g-spot that's where the g-man was earlier there's magic gee magic Vinnie have you seen that one Mario minestrone commercial by the way you mean minestrone soup no but I read that very quickly because again chat is always scrolling up my eyes are always playing tricks on me I thought you read that as Mario menstruation well it was like a hyper heat know what we're safe down here yes apparently Joel killed this dude with pizza how how does it how do you kill Barney with a pizza so how many times have to throw it at him to kill him many many many times look the pizza killed him [ __ ] no don't go from me laser caution laser caution laser caution laser what could it mean see I watched it it's a reference I swear this [ __ ] voice actor who does the Barney's is so [ __ ] close to the original love it there's a doom sound effect this is like a gag from the movie top secret of course wd-40 definitely don't leave your lab without wd-40 Denis I don't think wd-40 is that kind of Lube well who's to say that the aliens are simply flesh maybe they're biomechanical life-forms chat look at what it's called I was right Vinnie somebody in Vegas is putting little cowboy hats on pigeons and letting them go it's Germa Germans doing it isn't he mr. Freeman how do you know how to do this I played a lot of Goldeneye that's the cannon Gordon Freeman voice I play a lot of Goldeneye what what would you do chap what would your science experiments be if you had a research lab in the middle of the desert that was totally isolated and secured cat falls okay here I am thinking people might want to try to do something with anti-gravity making Star Wars real nope slime and cat girls everyone this wall must have been very interesting for him to turn his back on the battlefield like that for all our sake proceed with extreme caution we'll do that scientist man yeah wow look they just slapped the mines and everything in sight loose crate out of mine some metal railing out of mines this is their grand strategy at work right here just slap easily triggered mines on everything in a room that could wipe out half the facility if there was a chain reaction yeah there are no surprises here oh god Gordon what are you gonna do Gordon Gordon you got to do it you gotta do it like that Gordon good could have used some of that bootleg wd-40 don't take this the wrong way buddy but you're the best thing I've seen all day oh yeah you know what the best thing I've seen I'll do this your arms let's say you me and the doc here grab what we can and get the hell out of Dodge oh we should probably wait a while let things die down a bit I guess I'll take a load off now why do you two have the same voice you think they ever noticed clones well that explains it cool [ __ ] these troops and they keep getting upset that Gordon Freeman is killing them no no no no they need to stop chat I was an English major not a shooting major sometimes I'm gonna miss shot but Vinnie you still bad English sometimes that's right I still bad English when you're a master at the language and play with it a little couldn't even couldn't even buy my own [ __ ] recent friend of mine Kevin was telling me that he he's into anime people think I hate anime so educate me tell me about it and then he told me about how someone in an anime dies and becomes a slime and I was like do you know about you know what slime girls and we had a [ __ ] hilarious conversation then I found out he played smash so that was that like oh all right well we have quite a quite a few things aside from slime girls to talk about that was nice turns out slime girls are much more mainstream than you guys think much more mainstream than I thought Oh sounds like we came to resolution gee man who is geg plan for Deneb he's who a g-man is Gordon in the future everybody Gordon man think about it or he could be I think I figured out who the g-men is I am the garbage man they're trying their best whoa please I helped there is one down here that was nodding his head no and disapproval I think he was a conscientious objector we're gonna well I have a gun let's get the hell out of here I have another gun I have this gun I have this gun and I have a weird [ __ ] alien butthole and I have these cool things you've turned on me aliens they can travel different worlds but don't know what a trip mine looks like my head just roll off that was kind of amazing actually it's not the sound of a Geiger counter or my lifespan counting down yo ah yes welcome three men this is where we were trying to create slime girls so far I've made a slime amoeba you'll have to flood the core anyway to get into the teleportation labs you're not authorized to know about those but I can see you already know a great deal more than any one man is supposed to ok vit away the alien [ __ ] on my hand ghostbusters we are the Ghostbusters the most famous Ghostbusters theme of all time what was the original Ghostbusters theme this is real the Ghostbusters chat that's right I'm sure most of you know about the show that Dan Aykroyd had to get the rights to the Ghostbusters name from them otherwise they were gonna call it like ghost Snatchers or something how many dimensions has this Barney died in now this poor Barney that did not deserve any of this I think Gordon died the same amount of times that he killed Barney my control key just came off I'm not kidding it just came off [ __ ] I was like wait a minute did I press the right key it actually broke all right I'm gonna replace left control with right control see how that works [Music] now we have portals again I always forget about this game with manic if you have the guard over there he will say stuff every time you go through a portal dan that sounds cool you don't quite fully understand where I'm supposed to be going dr. Steinman will open the gates for you and don't let hunters brash attitude frighten you we've all been a wee bit wrangled since the incident he'll equip you with the proper armaments for the task ahead do hurry that's cool do you know that in order to use this gun I have to stick my arm up its [ __ ] big moment here chat they've found a way to get the portal now this experiment will go just fine compared to the one in the beginning I promise have a lot of HP good enough this is where Black Mesa ended when I played it four years ago I can't wait to see what myelin looks like you just saw him I said barely what is this this is Massachusetts oh no oh God it [ __ ] me I'm gonna need some time to soak this in this planet looked very orange in original half-life well I say planet but I mean you see this doesn't look like the source tension anymore not to say the source engine can't handle this kind of thing because it can but it's obviously it can but it just looks even better than that holy [ __ ] yo this looks amazing I wonder like what all these expeditions now these expeditions took place I'd imagine before the catastrophe so the Black Mesa staff have been sending dudes and suits to Xen for quite a while now I'm sorry to expose you to my horrendous laughs that is that is video games I love the way they made this look I love that it's less orange and I love these these colors that they're going for this this looks appropriately alien and is more pleasing to look at you still get your orange now you just ill get your purple but it's a nicer shade of purple visually I love this Thank You Black Mesa research development team for spending as long as you did and finally finishing this you did wonderful after seeing Xen would you say that your opinion has changed on if valve made it if you told me valve made this if you took a screenshot of this and said valve remade half-life ones and just from this screenshot and some of the other ones I would say yes I went from maybe to guess I didn't know how closely they were gonna stick to the original like Zen thing but I'm really glad didn't valve even kind of run out of time when they were making the Zen content for the game yes and they regretted it Sonic the bulldog mr. Burnes spit squid buyer crab bite crab that's what they that's what they named them those were the development names for the creatures I didn't know that it's cool you can kill them now okay great it's just so freaky that animation is really good how they recoil after you kill them this is unrecognizable this is so vastly different it's unrecognizable as then yeah because Zen was a lot of space platforming just going from floating island to floating island you know there's elements of that so far I'm sure we'll see more of it but it feels much more interesting now going through different biomes [ __ ] hahahahahaha okay well clearly I see what's going on here these are explosive these are explosive these are explosive so I have to sneak past them let them sleep it's something you don't often do in half-life well that is beautiful that Island is an homage the first map from the originals n well it looked vaguely familiar but I'm glad you told me that [ __ ] are these things reverse barnacles oh oh that's cool I was also not expecting new enemies oh [ __ ] and some old friends someone said we would get Lemmy to do your eulogy I could see it now he gets up to the podium he's wearing a suit he's all professional and he would say the Fox Vinny chat is it confirmed that we know what that resonance cascade experiment was supposed to do with the crystal because clearly the Black Mesa people had been too Zen already just study it measure the antimatter inside of it unlimited energy that makes sense noodley appendages oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] there it is Oh God oh my god what an amazing save usually a rocket launcher is the best way to figure things out all the little ones he's [ __ ] smart he runs away Jesus also can I say how much I love what's happening right now in this game I love that this fight is continuing Oh [ __ ] gonna have a time so yeah what was I saying oh yeah I love this leave Leave leave Leave can't shoot those little [ __ ] this is amazing this is like a I'm being hunted by this [ __ ] Ned yeah was this sequence in the original game not really I remember I remember you had to chase the gun arc but there was not anything this it wasn't this much there was a couple like you defeated it and then you went into its lair this is like expanded much like Zen has been expanded this seems to have been expanded like tenfold the pizza is a lie huh okay oh well there's a whole other easter egg here [ __ ] stargate don't he's great please really I like this environmental puzzle solving this is great oh [ __ ] I heard you I heard you get the [ __ ] on out eight No yes so there's Vegemite and cheese in the shapes of Australia and I'm gonna try them on stream live it's good that was this is actually really good it's like a little salty with cheese there's like no Vegemite taste sorry for eating on stream but look part of the bit no this isn't a serious this is real I really think it's good does the sack visibly debt that get damaged over time yeah looks looks like it's getting a little crusty the CBT jokes in chat right now are plentiful but that beer I owe you mr. Freeman stop Gordon it was me the whole time it was me I was just kidding before tea I was the going arm as you do a bit about how Barney got teleported and became a testicle crab it wouldn't have been a good bit so I'll just stop oh look at that I killed the Gaon arc while screaming the word stop someone had said is this what actually happens in half-life not entirely it's a lot more boring than this but it sticks to the basic blueprints it's it's embellished highly they have like little healing tubes alright hey it's just me Vinnie why are you so mean oh you mean alternate dimension Vinnie was mean now this Vinnie's not me that other one was a real [ __ ] yeah well this is definitely brand-new I mean seeing what a vortigaunts home looks like even if this is made by fans it's pretty cool world record pace no serious speed running they just send like snacks and they sent the vort stood well it's nice of them can one survive off of potato chips and soda all right guys I'm eating nothing but potato chips and drinking nothing but soda I'm on day 30 and my stomach seems to have turned into a tumor all right day 45 my tumor has grown um consciousness and has left my body I call him George day 60 the tumor has gone on to live on a planet called Zen and has grown four legs I believe it wants to now be called George narc so I'm just gonna call it go narc for short hey do you guys speak English cuz I don't know how to operate your machinery that you're not operating for me nope got lunga oh he just says no oh why do we all have to wear this ridiculous guy long now it wasn't that I just stole that from a chat member how many year bits are stolen from chat all I'd it's my team of writers the [ __ ] do I do it this stupid thing VIN P you had it it didn't go in it's not going in the funny place well now it's in there whether I want it to be or not this is the slime girl factory that's why I'm breaking it must be destroyed it's an unnatural abomination Vinnie the g-man is [ __ ] posting on Twitter all right show me should auld acquaintance be forgot after so much time some things can prove difficult to remember see you in the new year who and do prepare for consequences III don't know Chad I don't see where I have to go now I'm this way this is where I came in for him No then either thing was right there are you blind yes we have an emote oh there it is I feel like I'm playing in the inception video game with the soundtrack I guess this is the factory portion that was more or less carried over from the originals and the weird boxes and stuff dear God [Music] I thought this was gonna be like a sprint to the finish line this part is considered complete [ __ ] oh so I'm not the only one that is completely struggling with this maybe don't play on heart and try to rush past enemies you you speak to your father like that father when that's gonna happen tomorrow you're gonna have kids like when this Nintendo gonna be you know like desperate for storylines for the Mario Brothers and they just start having children wives and stuff and then Luigi gives birth and then that way they could reboot the Mario franchise with son of Mario I'm Rio ethos Lucic goes we know sick boys crack [ __ ] tease Milk Bone jelly snake why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties hey mr. Freeman but that'd be Rio yeah oh yes they're collecting data it's a good thing they have this and of course old-ass computer monitor and pizza actually that's a pretty great idea of that I can understand so you're the [ __ ] ring masters here you're behind all of this there's like weird like translucent organs in these clouds they're not just clouds Morty we like to multiply but you can call me Father sauron [Music] okay let's try this Center or maybe it does check check Mike check holy [ __ ] what crap goes right about everything highly no oh my god Oh God stuff no more cars yeah he'd be that's so [ __ ] cool yeah like John is head as a portal he hits the universe in his head I wanted means I get to be the new guy holy [ __ ] fight that was now that was a [ __ ] finale I wonder if any of the team that made the game originally played this and we're like wait a minute this is amazing what the [ __ ] gordon freeman in the flesh like America's choice g-man but I'll take it I have recommended your services do my employers and they have authorized me to offer you a job let me agree with me that you have limitless potential just love that that was great so I don't expect to you have any trouble the selling what to know if you're interested just step into the portal and I will take that I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning the voice actor is the same as the Barney voice actor to you but that was like that in half-life as well Mike Shapiro both did the Barney and the g-men time to choose good good choices thanks g-man mr. Freeman I will see you up ahead all right well a waiting assignment to be continued in my half-life 2 playthrough from about six months ago but Xen was way better it almost got a little long in the tooth but I think it was interesting in all the right ways and each time it went to a new section I was like oh good I'm ready for a new section of zen this Factory was a bit long yeah factory wasn't my favorite part of zen but every other part of zen was goddamn amazing the [ __ ] nihilanth fight was way better than it had any right to be that was excellent why did why did that happen that was like Tom Hanks shooting the tank with the pistol at the end of Private Ryan all right give me one second here check this out that's really cute [Music]

Channel: vinesauce

Views: 469,789

Keywords: Vinesauce, Vinny, Highlights, Playthrough, Gameplay, game play, lets play, Half-Life 2, Valve, Shooter, PC, First Person Shooter, FPS, Single Player, Classic, Sci-Fi, Remake, Mod, Source Engine, Source, Black Mesa Source, Xen

Id: XMb9-uQYC88

Length: 44min 48sec (2688 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 16 2020