[Vinesauce] Joel - Dream Car Builder

all right so we're gonna do a little bit of a game called what is this game exactly called it is called let me double check this it is called car dream car builder there we go and it's kind of like a physics kind of simulator II game and I am a bit of a sucker for those games so yes it's time for fee sex like physics oh boy well anyway you couldn't believe I never uploaded my summer car onto the stream this stream of that onto YouTube it's kind of amazing actually but I never do it forgot about it restream when I suppose anyway let me get it on screen though that says drink car builder and it is a it's a game where we build cars and I'm gonna do so right now man in San Marco you can use any parts without coins coins hmm okay how to control the camera hold the right button drag the okay you saw oh that's self-explanatory okay here here is the car how do I just move or radius oh no oh no this is more technical than I thought oh oh oh all right well I'm sure we can make this happen but how do I actually oh no oh oh shenanigans incoming oh well there we go now that's a car let's see how it works soon please wait how men that works we also little [ __ ] though but yo that's a big big business car look at that what's going on with the wheels [ __ ] okay [Music] it's like I'm in like car Jail alright well I'm fine course great though car is great Cece you're protected from the environment I mean your head's a little [ __ ] sometimes but uh Louie that hey all hang on that it gets spin around to it it can breakdance oh my god doughnuts okay it's got a little problem like rebalancing yourself all right we got up we got a car here that's great and you're racing to GG videos okay well how do I go back to the thing here controls oh no no no no X to the garage all right well what else can I do here what about a really low car like this whoo possibilities and then the suspension whoa it's like a cat taking a [ __ ] hahaha damn whoo hey works actually this meaning but not sick better the low ride or goes a little higher alright man thick car we the front feels so [ __ ] yeah I know right okay well uh we're gonna go back to the garage I haven't yet this is like too good I gotta make myself something on myself because like this is cheating you know I gotta I got to do something walking control the guy or here we go oh no oh what the [ __ ] this is podracing oh no I'm gonna ride the wild Thunderer alright that's great okay yo what the [ __ ] yo why don't we put wheels that's like hang on this wheel this wheel right here can I shift this on the other side no no not like this not like this with okay okay can it create a radius I'll get the [ __ ] out of here ABS max I don't know what I'm doing [Laughter] what's happening what's happening a big boy wheel sir what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is happening is my dream car right here oh it goes right in reverse though look at it [Music] what are these wheels okay big boy wheels all right well tell you what tell you what let's let's make our own car here default design yes but I want to completely like you know III want to have something completely fresh I invert the selection select engines was this no I want to have like nothing nothing you know why Department get it wider hang on uh Oh what am I done what have I done okay uh interesting what if we then put up the guy like way own oh oh [ __ ] Oh what have I done okay let's see [Music] well I believe my wheels are trying to like it's a grandmas knitting knitting a sweater car I'm gonna make a sweater for my grandson and you know hmm next level design baby okay well well I mean it does work I mean it's a little [ __ ] but uh 2030 Tesla car okay hang on Oh reverse is great though reverse is great how many touch work okay well anyway let's go back to the garage here uh what else can I do uh tell what let's just completely go like we take this part oh no I can like wait a minute oh oh oh no oh no and then let's add some some wheels have I added a wheel I don't know if I did so we all the air that goes here and it's it's [ __ ] enormous all right here we go whoa okay uh hmm interesting it seems we have achieved some sort of motion I don't know how but it is moving a giant crab crab spider car guys welcome to car 2.000 here we go Elon Musk would like to know your location all right hmm I do like the fact that we add a little light down here knowing that your car is on it's working it's working as intended you know if I just move around like this if I go like if I press WASD at the same time things happen all right I love it I love the driver here it is like I I can do this I can do this okay well car is for looking great all right let's do a new one default to sign yes I mean this one is so good but the problem is the wheels are sexy sexual enough and it needs a little bit more oomph to it you know I mean well how how far can i push this down Oh No hmm I see let's see how tall I can make oh my God why is it tilted why the [ __ ] is it tilted okay hmm well okay let's try it out there your car is too big no no no no no no no no no no no it is not that's discrimination against long cars my car is simply very sexy Oh No [Music] help me help help I'm falling in akeno's Kingdom Oh painting what like one of your french girls you know what it looks like it looks like a like a dog that's on the floor on the side with its legs out alright well let's try that again okay maybe not to the side the side here is really messing it up so let's just get this and then move on no can you please be normal for once alright alright well get the other one [ __ ] oh oh oh what the [ __ ] guys it works the arm oh okay Oh transformers robots dying on the floor transformers crying for help okay new one oh my god I have a [ __ ] how do i race though how do i race all competitions alright stress test let's try that one out okay real stress test maybe yes with game killer alright hey come come back oh I win oh I see it's I can kind like control this but it's it's I mean I'm reading your win there okay wait all I got to do is this all I got to do is this do one of these put that over here and there we go all we got to do now is just green-screen this and boom we got a you got a winner there we go and then we just put this here and then we green-screen this and [Music] number one number one okay let's actually try this it's fairly smart about this okay exit the garage show new design symmetry we don't need symmetry mode no met no [ __ ] way oh you hold a space to see the car more like this okay hang on okay how about how about this this part we got to fix this up they ever go I want to keep this flat though no not like this not like that no transmission no there we go there we go now he's kind of now he's gonna get this like that like this and alright it's a start everybody it's a start orchids Oh Oh guys it's really working oh yes come on okay Oh Oh [Music] we have liftoff okay well hmm see with this cart you gotta you gotta like press it down a little bit on the floor and like climb a little bit but every car has you know requires to walk a little bit that's the point of cars you know car cars need a little bit of Flintstones technology you need to like move it for him oh look at that look at that you see what I mean all right yeah yeah a little more the control isn't great but it does work which is the point so let's do a default car and let's just improve this design as we all know the ultimate we gotta actually do got to do symmetry okay the ultimate kind of car is the ones that have me I got wheels all right that should do it's like a [ __ ] Tonka truck there we go eat my [ __ ] dog dude we see I'm the I'm the [ __ ] winner me I got me [ __ ] wheels wins [Music] Oh Oh what's happening now I might not be entirely on the track here but that's a price you pay for being the best okay uh oh hey what is this being played in real time by other people or these bots it's gotta be boss right okay oh I'm almost there mom's there but you can be like stuff on it I won I won look at wait there's more wait oh no they want me to follow the entire [ __ ] [ __ ] no I'm not doing the entire track no no no no no what you're talking about no no no no no I don't think so tell you what let's sit what else fixed angles sucked a point first okay wheels oh here we go here we go that's the secret guys that's the secret you need holders you know when you're learning how to ride a bike for the first time and it got the back we also like keep you in place from falling over there you go there we go there we go see now it will never fall over oh okay well maybe we won't even drive now cuz I am held up by these Pizza hmm well I've then workouts as well as it thought it would but uh oh well I always fall over I wasn't wrong you know [ __ ] it to tell tell it here's a better idea how about these things we keep them up a little bit more like this now see see now it looks like I have testicles oh now it's a manly car okay uncle balls of steel I got wheels of steel yeah damn my name's dookey dookey and this is my testy car Bo's Bo's Bo's Bo's big balls okay you really did it y'all man that guy okay well anyway uh we delete that maybe it's not the best in the world but I'm gonna put a rod in what is a raw do I tell you what it does it maximum stretch maximum nunchuks Bruce Lee car car Chuck's battle car wait a minute can I put more [ __ ] on top other rods wait a minute rod rod on rod yes yes I can oh yes our [ __ ] arms dude and the shark will go here and then we put an engine here that suspends over here exactly now what you need is a panel that goes beyond here into this and then we do this absolutely and then you need wheels on top balancing right here wonderful and then we need a limiter a limiter is needed because you need this the maximum stretch on not meet minimum stretch and because of that we can now add the jet engine that's right all right boys this is core point Oh it really worked boys core has evolved gasps it's got an idea I just got a silly as [ __ ] idea but I wish we could like delete everything and just start over completely like it like I don't want that's how you do it that's how you do it okay I figured it out boys race enter a team it's really him No Elon Musk call me all right okay that's have an idea I have an idea put you here [Music] Oh [Music] would you light sparkler [Music] it's flying it's flying boys winner the legend come lad okay stop stop stop okay that wasn't really bit my ID here let me see in order for this wheels to be better we need to suspend the [ __ ] out of this make the frame this into here frame these boys here like it this needs to be more glued together you're not I mean it's like it's like Kerberos space program you know you're good you got attached everything there we go and can I also increase Oh No there we go there we go it needs one more thing it needs one more thing boys wait it was one more take one more take [Music] [Music] [Applause] yes it's working it's working boys help him help in God a direction o or more spinning guys magic is real witness right the snake guys [ __ ] it's like [ __ ] 40 miles an hour this is way faster than that okay okay start/stop is sharp okay guys we need maximum power yes you need maximum power for this okay I got okay how do i how do I rotate this by the way we do this but I wanna elastic limit no point of increase okay okay now that I have these I gotta also attach this to [ __ ] everything a limiter whatever that is because this this thing can't spin out too much the more it spins like it's just chaos so we need to we need to tighten the [ __ ] out of this and add more wheels because all you know that wheels add more speed to your aerodynamics yo your jets are facing backwards no they're not look maybe this one is but okay whatever hang on there we go okay okay now I think I have it guys welcome to the next level of flying [Music] it honk-honk guys let's race this thing on their backwards no okay fine I'll these go backwards then Oh God oh no what have I done okay well you see I mean it's it's safe all you gotta do is just wear helmet Oh piercing the heavens here we go maximum spin where am I going thrill of heaven whatever just don't do anything just Pete peaceful peaceful Pete peaceful where am I I'm still alive right well I've made it pretty high up Oh God all I can say is this yeah so what if one of them is backwards I don't matter listen what if what if maximum wheels Maxie okay hang on no no no no no no no no this goes here this goes here okay hang on I'm trying to create a really really good one and the shock will be here you know huh you know I'm gonna make a face I'm gonna make a face that's what we need that's what we need that's that's what this thing needs you know this this is what it needs that's that's the eyeballs that is the eyeballs then it needs a mouth never do that right okay well whatever that that's fine that's fine and the this will be the mouth maybe not hang on oh no no no no no [ __ ] what am i doing okay whatever this is the this is the eye balsam object decoration what's this decoration none what is this shoes are they from part what the [ __ ] is this from object file object file what's that mean choose a material from object for what what's that mean custom 3d objects object is a simple super simple 3d format kid where can i download those import models nunny what how do I do that the model resource interesting okay well let me start to make a skull for now okay I'm just trying to make a skull I try to make a spooky skull here try to make some teeth just trying to make some teeth just trying to make some teeth okay now there we go and this would go alright let's just try to how does it work how does it work just curious whatever Oh hmm I'm fine I'm fine certainly does look like podrace or so alright well we're having gone it's somewhat both more and less stable at the same time I know is it an amazing okay question it's our website you can download object-- files or its object files like what is what is it and what if I invert what elastic limit what's this minimum radius own oh no oh no big boy spaghetti okay so we've got a sausage link the Flying Spaghetti Monster right object are used for primarily model I think a blender what's blender object is a very common model filed okay but how do i how do I like install it okay topped out with a new car new car new car cuz there's a lot of possibilities here that want to check out big boy wheel I love you but our new thing try the numbers to the top of the screen the numbers this this is just like to you know look for object files download from the models resource okay hang on the models resource the models resource okay what was on here whoa there's a lot of stuff again whoa this well yo this is like video game [ __ ] yo what the hell whoa this is really cool or just a ton of stuff here there's a it's got all the from Pokemon Stadium what the [ __ ] is this oh no I found a Donkey Kong guys I found a T posting Donkey Kong I found this on the model resource guys I'm downloading this guys I'm flying with the dog I'm flying with dongdong air alright alright but how do I down you must be logged in to post comments no no no download zip archive okay here we go I have no idea what I'm [ __ ] doing here but um okay I gotta like shut the game down maybe I'm not sure just be aware they're not all game files are an object file okay hang on let me open this up it is in know the guys this is this isn't the right format this is in da e format the Donkey Kong is on in the right one I need to find a file so you can convert it oh now it's getting ridiculous you know this is night take them all it's an object model how do I do that it's not nothing says that use a blender to convert it okay God now I'm not interested in sitting around and learning things for five hours and me and look guys if I only did it you know mmm no like that mmm nah guys if I can find or files that's what matters I don't know what a convert [ __ ] I just want to play I just want to play with this I'm not sitting around and learning a program you know many and see the four models seem to have object okay NC to four models it is how about super mario 64 and just mario here we go this might work this might work in I found him I found him I found it which file now all I got to do is find out where the [ __ ] this this thing is and we should be able to play around with mario 64 on this maybe I I don't know okay yes I think I found it it's an it's an mp4 file oh it's called Mario what's this is this Mario [Music] no way oh hey we're back some minor that kind of [ __ ] it out so I'm fine though I'm fine guys don't freak out don't freak out it wasn't because well no anyway back to this let me just put Mario in here huh there we go I'm gonna put this here now I don't know if I'm in the right folder for this but let's just see let's just see if I am I guess okay there we go Jun car builder which files okay put put put that here I don't know it doesn't come with a folder it doesn't come with a folder so hang on let me see if I can load an object oh yes yes I found it boys I found it guys here we go here we go oh yes could it be wait what it oh my [ __ ] god guys no it doesn't what what what it's that a giant Mario or hang on I can't tell hang on uh new one new one okay hang on object it might be because it's so [ __ ] huge I don't know hang on yes that's what it is this Mario thing from Oh Mike it's huge Mario but it's not meant to be this way okay so hang on move factor he's just [ __ ] huge he doesn't have the right size but obviously take a look at him race he's not actually showing up in game though so I don't know what the [ __ ] different games will have different scales of objects well it's not showing up anyway maybe I got a color connector maybe hang on could that be it no that's not it either hmm he is so big you're inside him well I would have seen him if that's the case but hmm well I kind of see him in the editor but you see under the map no I don't think so okay scale him down I wish I could I wish I could move scale here we go here we go whoa whoa whoa that that's that's not Bob would you oh I see a little bit of Mario you guys see him he's not showing up in game though he's not showing up in game I don't know why ya see a little bit of him oh hang on let's do default to sign here real quick and then object load him up again the whole new world of [ __ ] has has been activated all right here we go Mario 64 okay there we go and now we are back in okay now that we have Mario here we gotta scale him down so scale that's increasing the scale but we need to decrease him so I wanna squish him wait that's Mario what the [ __ ] that ain't Mario what what the [ __ ] is this oh Darius yes Darius kind of what the [ __ ] is that though Jesus help him okay okay fractal Mario it's not showing up in game though oh okay well hmm double mario mirror mode you put two and oh that's why I'll Kang on we delete one of these okay that's one Mario I see him I see him missing textures hmm well maybe I can just do this hang on wait if you used to place these files and I load them in again so complicated everything go up once we did this it sucked the joy out of it immediately I tell you God I got like but you have to MPN MTL file in the model and you need to blend there and you need I'm like mmm no no thanks all right well let me try one more thing here object load up from file Mario 64 just give me one more second and then and then we're gonna move this down scale scale this down to well guys I have a bit of a Mario here but it doesn't seem that smart can do anything of aardvark blinded I don't know guys how about how about we just make car since Ted this is like kind of like not very entertaining I don't know I mmm I'd rather use two cars instead you know not a big fan of this hmm all right I'm just gonna make cars for now I think all right I'll give it one more try but I if you guess what you guys want I suppose I'll do one more for ya all right hang on I got to find the folder again is Mario 64 yeah that takes us aren't loaded in or are they hang on let me see something let me see something scale I think I just figured it out maybe no I didn't know okay [ __ ] this thing we're not doing it all right anyway back to the game so we got a car here but I'm thinking we can do something good with this I'm thinking this is just uh what I'm thinking here check this out I got a good design here but check the oh cars to be can I at least like put this off so I can like do anything no no no no stop stop that stop this madness all right there we go make a car that looks like Mario point settings what's this fixed angles no no no no no angle lock limiter wheel tell you what guys let's just straight-up build a tank sorry my tortoise alright I wonder where does this okay well can I use to fix the angle please turn the part okay oh [ __ ] I need I need symmetry for this I need symmetry for this and we delete this there we go and change the orientation okay there there we go and Dad guys guys that's how real cars look okay maybe not like this no not not like that there we go and then in the back me I got wheel here we go more oh okay I mean it works that's what matters [Music] I like it I like it but it's a little too it's a little too uh how should you say bad so I proposed a new design I propose a design that no scientist man and is which which dr. [ __ ] can deny engine but the engine right there yes okay there we go now ladies and gentlemen here is my car designer oh my I said not now welcome Chris now we are talking the frame goes here elastic limit none well eustress efficient to link to end into the wheels I get transmission where is it transmission never go to the there it is okay good transmission you know that's linked this goes here and now everything is linked all right here we go okay guess not there we go close enough all right nope see the wheel on the back this one then all right shearling now and go up okay hmm maybe the engine is what needs to go first then that's what it is that's what it is boys all right here we go here we go can I do dual transmission yes I can all right here we go now watch and learn okay maybe we need a little bit more uh stay stable stable this okay we got it we got thicken up this guy because he needs to drive hard okay hmm I'm gonna I'm gonna do the other design because the other design may be a little bit better but here's what I'm gonna do maximum maximum here we go boys chunky see nothing will hurt you nothing will hurt you in fact look look look upside or downside like that one car toy everybody had the truck it's fine whatever whatever it is [ __ ] what was that thing called it the Tyco RC yeah there we go see see it doesn't matter where you are you can drive [ __ ] anywhere you want see nothing stops you nothing stops you nothing it all stops you it's fantastic I mean your head is gonna hurt a little bit but I can fix that because you know what all we got to do no no no not like that okay here we go yes and then hang on he'll be inside the car and guess guess what guys you're gonna be so amazed about this design ready we ready for this sitting down well maybe you're not standing watching but there we go all right Mia go wheels [Music] baby now now you see the power super drag racer tell you something I'm gonna go in that car conference and they're gonna be like how did you come up with the design I'm like garlic bread all right maybe that wasn't the best design but but there's always room for improvement I'm gonna check out the other things that are bloated into this game by default you see what they are hang on load an object for object file this one is called plate u.s. I don't know what that is but does it work here I think so what what is it move rotate hang on what what's that say hang on racer what doesn't say anything but I'm at a kick-ass car [Music] well blessing in the skies voice' well okay you collided them out of existence well I mean they're they're attached to something right oh hang on I can kind of see something okay now I think that maybe they're attached disable OPEC frames okay hi decorations no that's not it hmm desert what's this well what have I done what have I done needs material I think oh yeah material oh I mean it's the air it's Indy no it doesn't work elastic what if I add more elastic limits to it oh look this new this is good actual driving this time guys look what it drives so smooth this course badass dude dress a little shitty but you know oh yeah cruson pretty USA right whoa okay it's a little it turns out a little rough but I can fix it I can fix it I can fix it how you fix it is with this get ready that's how we fix it yeah now that's power that's power boys press f2 then did nothing okay I really want to like learn how to work the the object phos but they're not working uh hey what's this oh yes I like how I like how it's like doing a dance with one arm up okay yeah excuse me I'll try to get through here excuse me uh okay it's impossible to make a one-wheeled car okay tawa let's make a one-wheeled car default the sign yes I'm gonna try my own design I'm gonna try my own design here alright they can't [ __ ] with my design okay there we go I'm gonna put the engine up first like that and then I'm gonna I want to have a frame but I don't want the friend to like collide or like you know [ __ ] itself you know I want it to be stable does it immediately clunk apart when I do this hang on yeah I don't want this I don't want that I'm what I want to be [ __ ] glued together you know well why is it doing that see that's good enough is it I mean it's it's this you you need or the other frame so you need everything to be nothing can be without okay Ayanna so that I've done that surely won't like collapse okay and then we're do still lasticity there we go and a lot of weight now yes that's how we do it okay good good good we have something already took me there okay and place the respawn okay uh right there and then respawn okay we all we're almost there we're almost there all we got to do now is add the wheats this is my serious attempt at a car now all right serious attempts ooh okay this needs to be not so [ __ ] all right there we go and then transmission let's see if I can actually do this all right here we go what what is going on here okay here we go goddammit okay here we go yeah you're not supposed to do that okay select everything elasticity I want to have everything here okay there we go don't drag the wheel like when you place it oh my good look guys what the [ __ ] what is it doing okay let's take that aside okay there we go so just just place it and no elasticity and there we go just place it and then there we go elasticity zero all right and then transmission from this guy to that he's just made too late still drag well you see it's it's like it defaults you see look look click what now what now Chet what now Chet see you don't know nothing man never heard of suspension well [ __ ] that [ __ ] just put a wheel on it dude all right you don't know nothing disable symmetry for suspensions for two transmissions all right well tell I can't figure out to make my own cars I might have to relay on on this alright here we go they ever go you know we're gonna do this it's gonna be the default to sign of course it is already but I'm saying we can improve it slightly first of all a panel now what's a panel do I'm gonna show you this panel it's become my car all right this would go here and then you see now we're actually building a car you know I mean this would go here and then like that real designs all right and then boom now that's the window that's the window you see through you gotta tilt your head a little bit and then get ready get ready they ever go and now the panel here goes here and then okay how that's a real car that's what a real car looks like it's really nice I can say drift oh there you go [Music] looks like a pen no it's a it's a badass car alright tell what let's add some more [Applause] with this invert the selection slug engines like the seat select the seat no no let's let hang on hang on around what if frame listen limit none panel and then the master welcome to the sign 2.0 this is cars right now Kenny the first person okay weirdo first person did easy its happy look it's doing a [ __ ] xvu look at it oh [ __ ] oh my god hey this way please he deserves this [Music] okay interesting new car I really wish I could figure out the object thing but whatever it is there's more cars here maybe hang on recent upgrades what if we just get it really tall you know what would happen if I reverse it like this Oh oh-ho-ho elegant whoo it's the dog wiping its ass on the carpet of equal it's a sweep the ride I like it all right well anyway exit the garage default design and here we go what about is the seat what was a simplified advanced taxi sport what's all this accelerate horn boost gear up jet throttle up holy [ __ ] you can do a lot of stuff in this headlights accelerate self-repair horn the call of the helmet yes yes yes yes cooler he's got pink feets now we're talking what if you can do custom sounds for the horn - goddamn alone okay [Music] deformation at zero a Daft Punk all right okay uh mm what else gonna do here they call it a suit call over the seat horn I don't think you can change that though disco ball change on new map well I should I should how about how about this Airport do you think you can make it like planes in this you know what you know what I think I [ __ ] can change this to small here we go radius small very small once very small once here we go now I'll play it simple Plains before I know a lot about aerodynamics as you know they ever go that's that that's how it looks that's how it looks okay and now this guy actually let me let me trust this system instead all right she's not done to much symmetry there but that's fine not exactly what I wanted I'll be honest but that's fine that's fine that's all most planes you know that's almost there and that that's what Matt oh Jesus okay good enough good enough you know what I mean okay there we go no no no okay tell it no symmetry no symmetry for this this panel needs to go up here and it needs to go there okay now this will just simply one would twist here and one will twist here and this would just go up there we go and now all we need that's it's coming it's coming together extraordinarily good okay there we go this would go here and then this boy goes here and then okay that's basically a jet plane okay there you go maybe increase the wings just a little bit they were got one now here it comes can we do it can we do this okay no don't don't do that no no no right order please no no don't don't [ __ ] with me now okay that's not where I want to put it but all right I need to be under right here okay no unless this is the place all right now no what the hell no no no no no what are you doing oh [ __ ] this is difficult to maneuver in okay there we go a little bit under police a little bit under there you go and now we attached no don't don't do that frame this to here with no elasticity frame here to the air with no elasticity will it work [Music] [Music] guys I think it works guys guys [Music] we have achieved flight in fact [ __ ] that we don't need aerodynamics what we need is pure speed pure speed just one oh well okay there we go [ __ ] just drag it behind it like this [Music] okay [Music] well it is a great thing that uh my enemies are many and my aerodynamics is low and now they will not [ __ ] with me because I will you know hurt them with my flailing is a helicopter yes indeed okay let's see what other people have built hang on if I go to with their workshop let's go to the workshop and publish on Steam I got some published this piece of [ __ ] hang on here we go steam workshop there let's see what other people I made let's see if they can compare to what I built yeah it's not that good yeah it's not that good honestly you know it's it's whatever all right hang on car subscriptions exit the main menu sandbox yeah it's not that good guys hang on how do I open up I have the workshop there but I think I'll restart the game maybe for this okay here we go yeah their stuff isn't good and I'll compare to me I'll give you an example here just download somebody soon yeah they're kind of crappy honestly like [Music] you'll see what I mean you'll see what I mean and you'll be like yeah this is not so good it's not so good and then download a couple all right there we go and then do like one more here ooh this one is good I mean that bad okay yeah okay okay there we go and now we should be good to go all right let's relaunch the game real quick and see what it's all about I promise you this guys whatever I built it's gonna shame these things it's gonna make him look like [ __ ] all right all right let me load this up in sandbox all right there we go and then we got a open workshop which I have already so I don't know you have to like manually car subscriptions or here we go um let's see what they have compared to me yeah [Music] nah nah nah no it's not very good no it's not it's not very good amateur hour I would say you know you're not very good general really awful [Music] [Music] hello [Music] it's really fine guys it's masks why this car is not deforming at all [Music] okay it's pretty good but what if what if we just give it a little you know how about this how about this a different map a different map x2 the garage how about we do uh salt flats because you didn't build it no no I need to like enable damage it's pretty good but what if we customize it don't don't on next level Ferrari oh mama big boy long it's like a vacuum cleaner oh oh hmm okay it's a little wobbly it's a little wobbly but it's fine look at Duncan all right X to the garage hang on reset okay here we go I'm gonna do this I'm gonna reset this but here's the thing you all know that the bigger spoiler you have faster car goes oh yeah oh yeah no spoilers this is aerodynamics but I'll tell you what's even more important and get this and get check this bad boy out you want to go fast you want to go megafest you wanna experience super fast I show you super fast I don't make dark-brown look like [ __ ] amateur hour again [Music] this is cars [Music] yes are you guys ready are you guys ready are you ready are you ready to time travel the ultimate car here we go the master never left [Music] this is the power of love [Music] gets the innocent seats per shot you just like separate work no no No [Music] but is to delete these now it's time was like yeah it works it works it works cuz it actually works the power of love [Music] it's flying boys [Music] I don't know I don't know I don't know about that it it's it's it's not fast enough it's not fast enough it's not fast enough it needs a little bit more you know hang on a respawn no no I don't have respawn there put you back here please okay what we need is more speed this is where all the action is going to happen this is where all the action is gonna happen because it gets pissy with me if I have any heavy any other way it's like Burger King it's that bad Burger King there we go this guy's you know what I'm [ __ ] doing I'm making goddamn f-zero cars that's what I'm doing okay there we go you need it's getting laggy now okay there we go in this frame I don't I I know it's gotta be floppy as hell but whatever that isn't what's important right now oh god the framerate is getting real real real crusty then what no symmetry no symmetry at this point as you think this is ready to fly you think it's ready I'm not gonna stop until you guys say it's ready it's very important we all agree on this okay there we go this would go here this would go here alright boys I think I think she's ready I think it's ready to spin this thing there we go this would go here alright boys it's time to go [Music] but no no no wait a minute but let's do that again Canyon - seems a little little wacky some time soon all right here we go now that's not my thing well that's how I told it to do maybe cuz they're not attached maybe yeah that could be it let me just uh correct this I I guess I have don't work out don't worry guys it's a simple mistake simple flips okay shout outs alright anyway there we go there we go yeah half of these aren't connected that's part of the problem but and this would then go into here it has a bit of a nightmare to look at but it'll be a dream to flight that's what I can use for my flight the company you know you know it looks like a nightmare it's a dream to fly hope you don't [ __ ] die fly Joel ok ok there we go surely that's enough already ok everyone there you go which one isn't connected now this one connects here again it all needs to connect so this can go here this can go here this goes here alright now yes yes yes [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] as it needs it needs more it actually you guys you guys were like woo big memes and all that but guess guess what look at this look at this that's what it needs that's what it needs ok now we can fly oh that's a little too close here hang on oh [ __ ] you then I can be said you need to get rid of the bad parts now it might look like a metal monstrosity but that doesn't that's not the case it's me it runs on love okay not radically different but uh [Music] well no no it's it's fast [Music] it's not super fast but oh here it goes [Music] [Music] No we can do one more I know it it's amateur hour flying around with that [ __ ] I don't think so I think we can do much better I think we can do much much better than that I think that stuff is nothing that that's a joke compared to what I'm gonna build Oh Oh can't collide him okay there we go now we're gonna talk about it oh there we go that's real aerodynamics that's what they use in the army you know professional stuff okay okay okay you think that's enough chatter you think that's an offer no I like the way you think all right we got that guy or they go too far now and then we copy it and then we attach that more yes yes yes it's beautiful beautiful okay boys it's ready it's ready [Music] in gates busters one two one two three [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] giulia drivers burning no he's just very very hot sexy [Music] okay listen I realized this is this is less to do with like going fast and more so a Christmas light show here what I propose we do instead hello everybody welcome back to a Christmas tree [Music] and it's almost [ __ ] July you know it's not too far off look it's the star of Jesus they're going to Bakley him no no my child that is a radioactive new going off okay tell you what I have an idea I have an idea idea whatever you take all this stuff and just do this elastic limit none period of increased max white and power oh okay you can do that and put a [ __ ] everywhere your car's too big now it's a little more compact enough Oh as it's literally as Christmas lights it's literally used to goddamn Christmas lights [Music] interesting well tell you what I'm gonna check out the other cars that I downloaded on the workshop cuz they're they're so good and blah blah blah well I don't think so I think I my car's a way better oh is this was this huh [Music] well now metal key here well someone's drunk so most drunk how can I actually walk with this thing oh yeah kind of all right here we go oh he is drunk man he is drunken Oh he flatlined boys it was so young okay when I take his Robo keys all right but anyway here we go I have a couple more how about this let's see all that well this one works oh my [ __ ] god guys are you [Music] well [Music] I hope you all enjoy the trip it's gonna take 8 hours but you know it's gonna be fine Oh God sick grind [Music] yo [Music] that's progress lost hmm well then work out so well did it whatever that's fine that's fine sometimes it just be like that anyway let's check out the other ones what about this one that people think they're so good with this and what about what about this one you think this one looks good it's a joke I can do this [Music] come on what is this no way man we've got to go so fast oh it so goes so fast you know I tell you something we're done every one of these got car simulator games all the cars actually control like [ __ ] I don't know why but they always feel like off how many can't even fly guys it can't even fly ty what I'll improve this car it looks pretty good but you know what it could do it's pretty short so uh let me just give a little what the [ __ ] you know this guy must have cheated because this car model is oh I think he made this model guys oh what a cheater I was a look of mega mega Wilson oh okay well [Music] Liat tell it let's do the foremost let's do it for both it's a tractor okay uh [Music] that I put symmetry mode on okay there we go yeah he controls better now oh [ __ ] hey nothing stops a big old booty truckin damn okay see nothing stops me man I'm ready to go in whatever I'm ready to go whatever make a car that's just one wheel okay I'll try I'll try okay but it's weird if he has custom stuff in it I should also be able to do custom stuff if you trying to find where is the point of like you know this so I can like [ __ ] with the model could it be in here perhaps hang on uh that's the engine hi decorations so the decorations is somewhere that's that's like me in a sitting aside which I can actually move can I know a thing I can check the object section how do I do that decoration no no no no no no no no just put that down frames oh oh what's this oh that's just the frames oh I see okay rims remaining what's this what's this no that's all nothing I can do uh trying to figure out where the hell the actual well if I select everything nothing here oh so it's not could it be in the front - no it should be in the back then could it be up here perhaps mmm no no no no no no careful what happens if I eh wait a minute no no all what are we doing what have I done Oh what have I done now what have I don't know oh man okay well hey it's struggling I've given it a big struggle now it's like a t-rex core you see the sparks down here that is a feature it makes your call car go real fast cuz it's like you know you know what I mean you know what I mean it's great it's really good okay well I guess no it can dance look at that no you know what is its power walking huh oh sure he's on her side walk today huh well let me just keep going here no you know this [Music] [Music] [Music] okay okay let's try another one of these cars I've downloaded downloaded a ton I downloaded a ton here we go we have this one I don't know what this one is oh my [ __ ] [Music] [Music] our fraud 19 tenths of uses [Music] guys guys guys wait wait before we do anything guys hang on wait wait for this joke hang on hang on hang on this joke is gonna be so goddamn funny you're gonna [ __ ] yourself don't do that but what if we just do this yeah yeah and just increase the contrast a pawn like that and then we do this hang on all the paper texture Maya chacha-chacha-chacha-chow there we go we had a little bit of this beam okay we stretched that out too we slightly off colored like this and then [Music] oh Jesus [Music] it could be even better hang on hang on I have a really good idea I really gotta do it wait bold feel them grain stock footage could we improve this idiocy even more hang on yes we can YouTube to mp4 or almost there maybe I should even get my microphone to sound like all old old timey - oh it should do that okay there we go I know anion I gotta see what sounds the best I'm gonna lower the framerate - it's gonna be [ __ ] amazing okay hang on okay hang on they ever go EQ test test test not good enough hang on hmm I do this wait wait wait wait wait not done yet let's do this I'm not quite done I'm not quite done I'm not quite done wait wait for it okay there we go all right now I'm doing a lot a lot of work for a [ __ ] dumb joke here but uh sure all right I'm gonna move this to the desktop I'm gonna put this on like this yes and now all we're gonna do take this down a little bit like this gonna apply this and this too and now we just do this all right [Music] [Music] [Music] my wife [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] again shut up okay did anybody clip that cuz I had no I had no idea how well that was ye olde yodels I have no idea how to [ __ ] that looked them you see [Music] [Music] [Music] I'm fine I'm fine oh my god holy [ __ ] that was [ __ ] old time yodels okay [ __ ] you now that was a big laugh big laugh time boys I dated the dead who can no longer enjoy these things just like old times [Music] okay okay give me one more thing here I want to try one more thing out there I want to do one more thing oh you know what you [ __ ] know it you [ __ ] know it oh yes oh my [ __ ] god this not again okay well uh I guess here we go again Oh Lord oh god no all right oh well everybody had a had a good run this is why I love screaming it's the stupidest thing ever right miss get some old if you ever want to look vintage old paper textures that's how you do it that's how you do it that's the authentic stank you like you you need this you absolutely need this if you don't get the old-timey paper texture then then you're [ __ ] you don't know nothin all right there we go I put that underneath like this I do it like that and now we just gotta do it like this and then we there we go and we I look at that oh my god that looks all right well here we go [Music] as I believe some idiot sweets or beliefs child in Cahokia saw his life I suppose this is not diet [Music] [Music] [Music] I can trust [Music] this has been a stream it's been a stream well anyway anyway let's keep playing a little bit more but I think I've really hit hit hit the ultimate magnum opus of this like I don't think I can ever top that I want to see this I always want to see how this looks I'm sorry I really have no idea alright alright but anyway one more car one more car car subscriptions let's try out this check this out check this out hmm maybe maybe bad choice of map perhaps my name is Joe Joe Johnston how about the airport you straight up Airport and when it's a better music for this alright I could have done the same car like the same joke you know whole time he's flying but no uh let's just do it for real this time let's do it for real this time not exactly where I wanted that art [Music] Racing and I love the recent memory all right here we go here we go Jesus Jesus all right here we go all right liftoff left off left off [Music] we're flying boys [Music] you gotta love how jiggly this guy is he's got more jiggle in it than the Dead or Alive game look at him limit yeah I don't think this thing actually flies okay okay in jello plain [Music] I'm it's pretty good but you know what's lacking you know what this thing is [ __ ] lacking a thousand jet planes I mean JetBlue office oh it's broken okay music timing - holy [ __ ] alright it just needs a little bit that Jan is sick quoi you know I mean and then then we're good and just you just not go go fool like extremely they're just subtle subtle just really subtle with it like that really subtle huh [Music] okay guys how about just one just one and this could be like right there okay huh okay uh door barrel I'm sorry Oh the Wright brothers will be proud oh oh oh it's a little you know a little little stinky but more spin there okay Oh I don't know I think I see the position deject and then it's literally perfect like like not not [ __ ] around here like but literally just a little little less like we would put this like right here like like let's not [ __ ] around like for real this time and this will just you know no elastic limit like like let's take it seriously or not I mean like this would work this would actually work and this would go here okay we would a little bit more here that's perfect that's perfect right see that's perfectly aligned okay now with the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh god damn you god [ __ ] damn you [Music] okay perfectly aligned where the [ __ ] is that other thing what where is delete that place in the boys why isn't it holding but mice like immediately falling apart unless this is limit take that down like put no elasticity whatsoever but what the [ __ ] why what digit oh oh no okay hmm I now have missiles installed on my thing what's an eight okay here we go dearness dearness it works eyyy eyyy okay we just need flat ground and then boom okay okay okay whoa whoo-hoo [Music] it works it actually works huh it's amazing okay all we got to do now is add one in the tail and we're done you know if I can copy all these there we go and we just position this there all right well they oh what the hell here we go here it is [Music] I told you it will work [Music] there he go [Music] look at he's got eating meal interesting yay it works boys it works [Music] hey no no no guys because we're actually doing it now [Music] that is the power of light [Music] Oh oh [ __ ] no God I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine little sit back listen all we just gotta guide this thing in front and then the Goff flight okay here we go [Music] come on we gotta loosen this part I gotta loosen it yes yes like this yes yeah look at that it's working I told you I told you gonna do it's gonna [ __ ] work [Music] yeah [Music] spin2win maybe can you guys doubted me Oh Oh God prepare for landing huh here we go maximum speed Oh God well it's working I know how it but I'm flying it can horn it warns good it's a little hard to control you know but [Music] the construction is unstable try to change it it's a puppy no I don't care let's do a race all competitions here we go let's do that one let's do a race on it yes let's go track restrictions no no no restrictions sort by no restrictions no restrictions please race here we going but what the [ __ ] that's all my car what the hell is this wait ha ha how did are you guys flying no no [Music] come back don't come back oh it's flowing a little bit how do I [ __ ] ascend [Music] here's how you do it yes [Music] haha that's flying bats flying boy [Music] remember you seatbelts oh that's okay nice Exeter garage I just got an idea I just got a stinky idea no no not this thing remove competitions yes here we go start we're gonna start here and then we're gonna uh respond okay here we go I think it's figured out how to like disable the I'm gonna go what the [ __ ] whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa pressing all my things here but time speed slow motion da da da da da da da da do okay regular speed please okay that was slow motion a mundo [Music] how much do they pay this guy guys do you see the problem here I'm being poor I'm being tugged in two positions oh no no no no no no no no no no no okay I mean it's close to flying here we go oh oh and go go go go lift lift lift lift yes yes that's what well we're back but my god we're back [Music] I never left then what's after that mountain now [Music] but none are [Music] okay we're gonna do a successful landing here I'm gonna try to land come on trial and March our Lancer okay there we go [Music] wait-wait-wait-wait and then we back up the truck [Music] guys hate to say it but [Music] I did it that is the power of flight [Music] all right well unsuccessful family I can see what can I say but what if what the hell it works better [Music] okay well [Music] get back why Cesario singing but this plane is is pure six look at it [Music] they come on okay a little more a little more it's on a flying wiener [Music] it's a flying dog oh oh here we go here we go guys yes we have liftoff long boy that's cheap flight as well nothing stops me Oh God [Music] don't panic I can do it I can lattice piece of [ __ ] [Music] Oh damnit let's say that was a successful landing there we go they ever go this is simple one thing I could change here we go microphone come on select the wheels there we go select select the damn wheel sir I can't figure this out well fine we make everything like Oh No hmm okay okay okay it's a balloon so it flies better boys it's like I was like you know clown planes look how much better it flies throws a joke joke's on you dumbass it flies real good now you might notice that there's a lot crashing sounds other that is the weakness leaving this plane I'm a big fan of the flying little sausage alright guys the meat spinners taking flight I like how this all sound like a like a little ball flying around - oh look at that it flies real nice okay I mean generally it's it's it's what's this diff lock settings was this steer ham break am break oh okay I hammer broken it no that's what I call a landing whatever go alright well tell you what that's gonna be it for dream car builder this really went off track haha but like seriously it was really fun to do I might even go back to this game of some fungus teracle do really awesome [ __ ] game if you're confident of this game and you know what you're doing that you could probably have way more fun in a different way but I kind of I kind of had fun with it and I know I'd intended way but that doesn't matter there's a multiplayer so maybe in the future can do more that you know but yeah well give that dream car builder what a [ __ ] game what a gem it's like five dollars on Steam check it out yourself if you want but yeah anyway I'm gonna move on now be right back more games coming up sit tight

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

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Length: 138min 27sec (8307 seconds)

Published: Wed May 29 2019