[Vinesauce] Joel - 7 Days Of Spooks: Deadly Premonition: The Director's Cut

it's time to play a game now we played yesterday we played call of cthulhu which I described as a game which is very mixed some people hate it some people love it the next game here on the third day of seven is a spooky games on Halloween it's Deadly Premonition this is a game that is a piece of [ __ ] and everybody on the planet loves it including me of course this game sucks but god is it [ __ ] awesome it's so good this [ __ ] game is incredible it's awesome it sucks but it's [ __ ] awesome so this game it's made by sweary and you know if you know anything about video games that should probably tell you something but if you don't know already sweary is a guy that makes a lot of a little trash gold and he's a very eccentric developer oh yeah and he recently put out a new game that they [ __ ] up the I believe it's wery he recently put out a new game and this guy's makes like lovable trash all the time because he released a new game and it's not on Steam it's like on Xbox Live or whatever or or the PlayStation Network or whatever and what happened was they [ __ ] up the title of the game and they all translated it into a new like a new language depending where you were from so the game would never like show up on the store any rant that about on Twitter yeah pretty funny but whatever this is Deadly Premonition it is a game that's very much like twin peaks' esken and it is a crime detective game except it's a third-person Gears of War shooter at times and the cutscenes are absolutely batshit [ __ ] crazy they are awesome things just kind of happen it's very much like the room ask like you're you're sitting there is going well huh what it's fantastic you're gonna be confused you said I will be I play this I've strained this entire game several years ago but yeah it turned out to be an amazing game this is on the 360 initially I still own that but they recently released this on the pcs of director's cut so you know I don't I don't know anything about the PC version it's the same game and I played all of the originals I know but it is so goddamn [ __ ] good like it's really hard to pinpoint why it is so good it is essentially it's like playing a dream nothing makes sense you forget what happened and things just kind of woo so yeah now that I've given you a very confusing and sort of like call it a piece of [ __ ] but now it's calling it good now giving you a totally mixed review of it it's time for you to check out deadly premonition now if you have seen this game you know exactly what this game is all about you know exactly how weird it gets but for the new people that have never seen this you're in for a [ __ ] wild ride let me Talia this game is incredible so Joel you were really bad at explaining things am i really bad explaining things or am i under explaining how awesome this game that's that's the real question I'm keeping it purposely vague if I started describing all the scenes in this game then Neyers bad okay my expectations are through the roof you should give real this game is phenomenal but without further ado everybody let's play Deadly Premonition director scott now before we do anything I want to show you how this game looks on the menu how can you not love these characters soon they scream scream of human this is what humans look like human one human to human three so uh oh boy here we go you're really in it for a while right with this one I love this game so much in alright let's do this boy it's been a while I'll come back alright there we go this game is awesome music by the way fantastical music it's so good here we go turn up a little bit for you we're children were children yep yep yeah okay these textures aren't they great it's dangerous to run around here boys ear do I'm sorry sorry nope fine enjoy this for butter this listen I'm purposely not saying too much about this game the more I say about this game the less surprising it will be when I actually start playing it but seriously I know I may be over selling this or under selling I don't know but trust me that this this is going to change your [ __ ] life how about if like Hideo Kojima was hit in the head by a frying pan a hundred times and somebody in the media laughter he woke up in the hospital said make a game this is what it would be like you don't don't don't don't by the crustiness is because of the this particular cutscene it's it's a very render one whatever you wanna call it and I'll telling us this game is a little weird dude I don't think I did nothing will make this even better if the resin even a guy did that Deadly Premonition resident evil oh man you man somebody said you said another Cod jumbo masterpiece they noticed me he do you jumbo do they will make another Metal Gear great valleca Jima presents Metal Gear uh soup based go jumbo this game has the best sex of all time it's like Careless Whisper man it's just in the back angle every time now this game gets weird it is it is this game is almost like watching a trail an hour forget that now this game is just like going on a haunted house ride shut the brain off you just be like okay but the thing about the haunted house route that are on you also have a fever during it so everything's like distorted and psychedelic you so alright Freema calm is the theme again I want to say one more thing about the skip now again I've said a lot about this so far but the music is fantastic it is so good it's a little unfitting at times as well like it's that is adds to the layer of this game like sometimes while it's like how there's blood and [ __ ] on screen this place and you're like okay here but this is four controller though I've heard the sport is like ok ish but so far this this controller ain't work damn it oh it works immediately awesome you know you know what you know what makes me happy when things working no no no no no no and we're not gonna we're not gonna talk about Devon Joel takes right now adjust the blood color off a cruel production man who knows if this game III enjoyed even more than these does have one off on these seven asus poops I might even stream the entire thing again who knows but maybe for a spooky set in the future I do want to get through a gregory horror show first though but anyway you waited long enough let's let's do this hang on everything is 100 but it's kind of kind of low a little bit all right well there's the music is fantastic here we go that's the menu gamers rise up or the place this the holiest time not if you want to use me as a guide here and be like drill what's happening most of times I have the simple answer of I don't know I want to hear another story yes of course you've been waiting a long time for this so how about a special one this story is very strange and very nasty but somewhat nostalgic do you think you can be a good girl and listen all the way to the end is it a scary story might be but voice is also a very important story if you don't want to hear it I can tell you a different story stay a while and listen I want to hear it this way I won't be scared human animations were a TV then leave the sound down you know sound holes gets louder we turn it downloaded before yeah we got out of DLA effective I remember the original game I quite bad sound mixing and even though it's kind of part of the charm like it could be quite annoying to watch I guess that but oh man it's all coming back to me now my god please pay me Oh God yeah it's all coming back now Oh God sure do you love them videogames man christ almighty hello teeth human teeth it is me Chinese dot jpg for it can I put some towel oh my god this is the [ __ ] menu by the way this I'm not even kidding look oh my god are you confused yet good here's my card Frances York Morgan know them I see these kids really looked to speak for my stream soon okay let's observe is a white screen if you think this is weird like this this is really like this game like at points you think like okay now the dream is over and then it just hits you like a [ __ ] train you're like what a doll shaped like a fat man is play it has a play it on it which reads Washington State to me strange clock is taken away with the room it sells make you feel as it was time has stopped human feet I'm sorry can work you oh man this give me it's better as long as you play it by the ways like a bee can be quite painful at times because the gameplay is law uh it's me York if you can hear my voice could you respond good I thought you went to sleep Zach don't be surprised the crime took place out of the country this time let's take it slow okay okay funky calling uh ASMR divorce oh god that's loud you sure that's one way of looking at it it's totally wrong it's called interdependency and they both know it yeah I know he does terrible things to talk sometimes but that's fine as long as that's what Tom wants he's always asking for it gave her laptop job to fulfill that me and Jerry knows that well in the Tom and Jerry show well in the Tom and Jerry show you'll still get me a satellite those brothers are making me go to another waste of time currency they speak up dude I can't hear what you're saying your dude we're going to be people take off for subtitles and they added music makes in the last case could thought there be razors laced in their nails yeah we smoked police cigarettes here and I'll have a scar to show off see this I got this when I arrested Catwoman wannabe but Julie Zack top to show the expert mark car crashed off 53 intense oh god I forgot about that the [ __ ] monkeys girls I'm gonna die I'm gonna die already oh this is the [ __ ] greatest game long time in as I said it doesn't it sucked but I sent it also the best game ever just from there like the five minutes in already you're like what the [ __ ] is happening well well well well Zach there goes the civilized world gamers rise up so yeah this this this game as I said like it is just phenomenal and you know I can't compliment it enough but swear is known for these kind of games like he just makes stuff like this like he's an extremely eccentric game developer like it's kind of a trademark just make like excellent garbage you know anyway uh there we go you might also notice that my jacket is like inside my hands and you might also notice oh no oh no that this controller has like they reversed they've reversed the stick here so up and down on the right analog stick is left and down is right left up down right actual left goes up and ooh so let's try this again now we're doing to use the the keyboard instead because as I said the controller did not work you and this game I forgot how much it was but you know you can't expect everything I suppose but anyway here's the flashlight and alright but the this this sort of works right you guys can see this everything looked wrong okay issue okay you're gonna have the clickety clack on my keyboard no but that's fine all right let's see your steel pipe and let's take that alright so anyway before before a little break beer again somebody pointed out that this game didn't initially have this kind of gameplay was kind of tacked on later on you know storing characters was the most prioritized thing in this game which is I can totally relate to that like this game this game's game place a little let's see here look look at my look so let's see your page page down equip it one drop with space okay space that space it okay they all the mouse's that is so bad is that part of the game this is a gameplay feature okay oh my god alright so be it I mean it's hard game part of being a horror game means that the controls need to be wrestled with you know I guess yes that's how we break through them do I got a hang on hang on hang on maybe I should use the the steel pipe fork but I use a gun instead it just works just as well oh boy besides this was originally on on 360 so you know they were expecting you ain't bad anyway start profiling profiling start looks like we're being welcomed but Zack I'll let you handle the meet-and-greet the neat thing great to turn up a little bit more all that stock sound effect oh god it still gets me holy [ __ ] - all right Joel why is your keyboard a lot all great we got a is the keyboard really loud when I'm Stewart doing this stuff in how bad is it be honest no it's not okay good probably get it a little bit better though but it's fine okay good we should be glad I'm not using those mechanical keyboards alright anyway but yeah so far this game is pretty bizarre isn't it we got red skies and yeah but it gets gets weirder trust me trust me and then he killed the dog the blood shaky camera but hmm so much for my hopes for a peaceful picnic do me a favor stay sharp Zach oh man but look at my walk by the way oh it's one of these game shot well again no nerd to rate i have played all Deadly Premonition this is a restream just for saving these spooked but you know it's like man it's all coming back to me I forgot most of this stuff - so but who's watching it for the first time I know there's like 3,000 people right now but surely a percentage of that must must have never seen this no there's plenty of people I never I never did enjoy the combat system even when I screamed this like several years ago so you know oh mama there's neva for anybody can a pickle z' oh man the pic the pickle the pickle no no I only the pickle listen don't talk to me unless you eat the pickle all right ei EJ beef beef yeah it sure stinks impersonal for right now but it doesn't really play like it on so shaky hello mmm-hmm super shaky oh here we go here we go gamers rice up oh my god oh my god oh my god you got mysterious shadow God look here we go I got it I got it man oh yeah I don't Oh animation everybody please wait return please soon bye bye yeah it's not quite just like resting before I I know it yeah we can barely hear the game arcade doesn't turn it up then is this better me alright oh hello dude hello man the sound mix in this game is just like fantastically bad so I guess it's kind of part of the charm of the stream that the sound is going to be awful Oh bandaged laudare okay here's this game's way of system of saying don't go here you dumb [ __ ] here's a red wall made out of like veins and crayons can't see much through this fog path might be blocked from the rain we should stay away from obvious danger all right they blowed alright let's go through the gate that opened it right here when I first dreamed this like several years ago it was so confused by like what the [ __ ] is this game and why the people are commending me it here we go got a profile huh gotta do a vine you'll think burger little tiny burger in there I think there are a lot of crazy situations but that one that one takes the cake is the first time I've been attacked so directly thinking and talking can you give me a logical explanation about what that was never mind don't answer life is fun because of the mysteries right Zack yes he might be asking but who is sec who is sec don't worry it all gets revealed at the end of the game alright a lollipop and a yo start super chops or whatever G did I haven't had a chupa chup is that actually Chupa Chups know what I call them Jupiter super champs Chupa Chups it's exactly but it sure looks like it anyway moshi moshi tears are this I say reported the headquarters and give them up they thought pay phone is this the Krusty Krab no this is Patrick right Dibley the day place man trust me this game right now might look a little like if you're stewing and you're like what the [ __ ] is this like trash no no don't worry that this is this is trash but this is trash that looks like trash but it tastes like good old spaghetti that made no sense listen it's it's it's exquisite delicious trash okay hello oh [ __ ] here we go guys you do not want to see the [ __ ] death animation in this game they are the funniest thing you will ever see in your life you want to see him you want to see him yeah you got it wait for it if I die here you'll get out really weird really weird thing happen here we go I think this is what I'm talking about I might be wrong about this but oh wait I think no [ __ ] that's on it investigation failure okay so what happens is that the enemies crawl inside your mouth with their arms first this might be later on in the game but it is really [ __ ] weird and it's like what the [ __ ] you I might have to youtube it later on but you know the saxophone of death I think there are a lot of crazy situations but that would it sucks alone dim waves there have been attacks yeah what saxophone in Spanish ooh Zach can you give me a logical list have you ever watched Twin Peaks I have a little bit of it but I'm not a huge to enhance when speaks fan on life is but this game is like a shitty game tribute to it sucks our phone 604 no I don't think it's called sexo phone the guys soon colonel 6:04 it is the same well then I said it right maybe oh hello alright let me just keep my this was way hard to do on on 360 so what i'm doing here is even though i'm playing with the keyboard and mouse it's still a hundred times better really I was speaking we should knock these up to order to push these I need this for something right - well let's find out is Remy over any game oh my god oh my god the animation okay well rested on four it's not - hey dude so my desk what the [ __ ] is this I might not a drain what what what is this why is everything red and vice no no no everything gets explained guys trust me you might feel an initial frustration of like [ __ ] no no no no trust me I've played this game and I can assure you everything makes sense in the end it's not just a giant kapa of of sweary at the end saying okay bye no no everything in detail gets meticulously explained it mm-hmm alright so I've got a push yeah can't just jump over no now we've got to use a crate are you complaining this how long will it take it to complete this is a long game by the way so you just keep that in mind so we're gonna see how long we're in a stream tonight but yeah I need both hello okay man all right now I do remember this I have to push this crate all across the level I think I might be wrong about that but I do remember no no no no that that's that's not it is it any any Deadly Premonition expert here no you don't yet yeah it's something in the skin that really annoyed me back in the day but it can't be this looks I can move this up to you Zack yeah no that's not it and I can't just shoot it open well I've ruined that so uh good good good knee commodities break defense it's not how you do it by the male sensitivity Mamma Mia I shouldn't use not gone for this but again cost you know infinite ammo there we go I don't know why over thought that but again what this game you know you shut your brain off so it's not that easy you know obvious the but by telepharmacy by was run over here now I do believe that like my finger dinner it looks really bad Zach I think the killer really had a grudge against it machine broken by an axe hmm what could it mean those our main character have a split personality uh you're asking a lot of questions here that I don't want answer yet sex let's try to find a way to fix this mess in juice box all right what's this this is it's my toolbox I can take things but I don't need anything at the moment hello no no you wait to turn wait to turn okay you have to wait your turn I'm just uh okay and I show it to the sack is the friends from made along the way oh shut up it was I gotta I gotta go here first I think you a Mason well open that door oh [ __ ] it's locked any other way in can I again I've forgotten most of this so there we go oh hello and a lot I something on the gameplay aspect of this as I said like it's it's basically shitty Diet Coke Resident Evil but the cutscenes make up for it tenfold I think I can fix it well look at these boos Lee what oh god great value us and evil the power in the airship no more stable elfs are ahead Zack oh man what hey you come back can we fix it there's no reason to shoot everybody this game kids broke past them and we're here I never got that we got a what is it that I got to do is it doing gang signs happy what's he doing we stayed East Side it feels like a dream doesn't it like a really really weird that dream this is that dream you had after you have like bad Pizza Pizza dreams dear yes oh oh he got me the guy oh oh oh you know too slow we call him the sax man the killer torch my cars okay let's go through is the volume still log to lowers at luck okay now why they are invited the axe bark on Dirk you're asking all the questions here don't do it's perfect okay red Ivy move I got three things get the levels clear now now I can profile on my head did the hall you mean hmm that is a trooper Chopin dammit look at it across a little bit of hunger yes I'm hungry time for our sugar doughnut mmm there's definitely something in this town hmm do you feel it Zack if y'all found mr. Krabs yesterday morning the bill coffee made a sign it said tomorrow you'll arrive in a place where you guys ready for this faint you're gonna die when you see this also show it yet but when I get to the coffee it is the funniest thing in this game yourself also like exploration II and if you want you can just run over there what we have to do but don't worry though yeah I'm in Baywatch I gotta run to school on a little I'm a little late I was gonna skip to alright it's really what you have to do by the way it's it's quite amazing by the way interesting thing about here we're finally here Zack what's interesting about this is this game it has a smell of PlayStation 2 this wasn't a 360 but I get a lot of the faults of this game is just to its favor like the badness it's part of the charm and that's a really bad kind of excuse or like a way of pricing a game but it's just so [ __ ] weird that it becomes good you know paint each I thought was a piece of chicken it was running the music bi special agent Francis York Morgan please just call me York that's what everyone calls me by this music you know you know I've blown video are you know the day on the dollar from here my car broke down mocking human it's like a facade conversation console Oh we'll be fine Jesus have to leave Menon he said she is easy on the eyes definitely worth a trip to the primitive world by the way don't mention anything about what happened back there she'll think you're a psycho let's keep on talking out loud about it to the neck welcome to Green Bay they poured the texture George Woodman call me George wait for it oh I thought I was gonna do the theme again don't worry about it it's coming soon I special agent Francis York Morgan please just call me York that's what everyone calls me whale Woods dementia 3 Donna Donna Donna Wow let's just say it's a personal interest in killers of young women you're being real quiet now for new sample cases to help me with my profile both our superiors of Clara's watch other I didn't chase the otter quality but huh you gotta speak up do you nah no problem just want to set things straight our small town has its share of problems man the barbecue police boys sitting them one by one and maintaining peace and order you can have your profiling sample but I need you to understand of course of course by the way George I had a little accident an accident could you send someone to take care of it oh and my clothes and luggage are still inside all right don't worry eisah I'll get my assistant Thomas to take care of it do you need anything else Thanks that'll be all no them tree soon love it I think I'll rest up first at the hotel oh man then I'll join you on your investigation don't know how to save it duh really don't need your help unlike some of your corrupt city police officers I play it by the book I hope you'll come to appreciate that agent Morgan Oh and we'll handle the investigation you just think of this as a vacation take it easy enjoy the nature here you don't have to be a beautiful beautiful eyelashes I hear that let's reassess the situation there are no cavemen here we're as far forward as the Middle Ages and we've just look at the core look at the wheels okay now it's on earth again okay so I was levitating there for a little bit - my God my God yep cleared to be 24 minutes get through that Jesus Christ alright so got $200 for that basic wage on paid salary funds total amount why do you want to account tax into two what a system Oh God but all right you want this game to get real [ __ ] crazy soon soon we're gonna turn up the dial here previously during the investigation these puppies are making me go to another town in the boondocks for so long welcome is something in this town you feel it's a you ready for the the coffee scene it is one of the most what-the-fuck moments ever in a video game it's so [ __ ] weird broken I've been using that one for a long time it's got some memories attached to it sure I am doing an old man voice but I'm doing a really bad job on this thing with your mom all the time grandma like movie she did everyone loves movies right I love I've never been dialogue human dialogue oh boy oh boy oh donut hell yeah dude is this supposed to be funny at well I said how this game works is that sometimes it's supposed to be funny sometimes it's not and you don't really know and I don't think swearing oh himself is just like it's a bunch of [ __ ] you know scariest thing so far all right mmm what could it mean oh man this actually this whole thing this a little weird room it's not just like a menu thing it actually plays into the game later on Redrum don't breathe hold your breath okay I get that hold it down Oh God I think that happened to me all those years ago when I first dreamed this - like oh you got to hold it down try that again fail the level selected that's all [ __ ] bad I am a videogame soon I see dead people it looked like awesome it was kids name again well it's not a kid anymore but you know what call us in you know it was an AI - right Haley Joel Osment there we go yeah it's a great value Joel Osment it's just that he's just a town that's the real thing it's real stinky around these Bart's it's a meme zone Oh God well daddy's the skadoodle to the left ear excuse me look at them legs mouth doc JPEG potential is incredible you were through we're through this is the video game version of the room I'd say yeah almost it's seriously legitimately is but then again this isn't really go for like legitimately just like a horror game it just is its own thing the room just attempted to be a drama movie so it's like the intentions are kind of different but I don't really know swear that well turd like say if this was intentionally shitty or not you know but whatever it is it's [ __ ] fantastic you okay you get the fade and fade out to canta pickles the pickles in a small amount of your hunger in oh god here we go here we [ __ ] go this gets weird we're not quite at the coffee yet but growth v6 let's get the texture of the the Bettis it's like ground beef zach is symbolism in my dreams continues to intensify a forest of red trees a carpet with red leaves strange doll and twin angels hmm and then child is what bothers me the most not the smoke texture here I've seen him before I just can't remember where hmm well it'll probably come back to me eventually for now we need coffee we sure do Oh God that's what I remember for mostly about this game all gone Metiria sec oh god have some real coffee I really need some coffee I really it's a coffee Sheriff's Office there's a proper procedure for everything right Zach yes I bother so much to explore here but let's say first real quick okay okay I have a question for Chet now I think I said briefly ice I used to kind of viewed the chat real quick but who here has not seen this game right now watching so many people real have 3301 if we have lots of people but let me just educate you on how weird this game gets I mean I've been hyping this [ __ ] up but oh god the funniest thing about this game is the elf eerie music the elf eerie music is like a riot it sends me to like fits of inhuman laughter well we shouldn't shower the stinky boy sparkling coffee milk now we're not gonna get this yet if $900 on us though we're not finishing no no I want to go back in okay there we go kind of expensive coffee $31 must be Starbucks coffee oh god the music get ready good morning mr. Morgan your breakfast is ready for you whistle whistle just volley is fine is it Thank You Polly I'm starving is everything all right mr. Morgan yes yes it's delicious Polly my compliments to the chef I'm hoping my cooking will bring back four people notice obviously though it's been a while since anyone has stayed here so I wouldn't help but notice huh aside from you and me there seems to be no LA what's that the salt in that white shaker there thank you I was wondering if there were any other guests or workers here oh no no one else my husband and I used to run this place but he's in heaven now she's been working here alone since then must be hard by yourself oh my I'm very sorry it must be difficult to tell by yourself well yes I suppose I could just live on my pension but I have to admit running a hotel is kind of nice poly it might help my finger coming better if you could sit a little closer Oh mr. Morgan you're embarrassing me so early in the day too little too old for you and I still love my departed husband make us unrest his soul oh she ate the invitation but I'm fine over here Holly I can hardly hear you zip all the way over there you're exaggerating this is fine it's far dude be all clumped together with such a large table in cafeteria we have to make use of all this space and the knees so cute now tell me that one you ready for mood whiplash treatment let's just say I had some trouble during the last case I was working on I'm sure it'll heal it's just a flesh flesh wound of mine well there's no need to be the tough guy here then casualty to be able to relax here I've prepared a special room for you a famous rock star once stayed in the same room you know rock star man you need anything anything at all just let me know I'll help you out in any way I can Zack the lady is offering to help do you want to ask her about the town yeah good activate poly what can you tell me about this town well let me see you might know this already but the town is called Greenvale it rains here quite often but it's a nice place surrounded with nature it was a prospering lumber town until not so long ago we used to have a population of over 6,000 less than a tenth of them left now are you asked a few stip are you sitting there going what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] yes good because I play this game before and I still feel that Harry's why this place is so big for such a small you'll hear it many times during your stay help the audio make musical sound and you'll love it too I think I look forward to hearing it then anything else you'd like to know about then what the shops here yes actually Polly could you tell me about the could you tell me about the shops around here well there aren't many it is back to this music after all you can do most of your shopping at the milk barn convenience store it feels like a dream doesn't it are a unique pair I'm sure you'll get to like them the AMT diner is a great place to eat they might be open even if my kitchen is closed it was it's really I really regret the fact that I can't whistle the galaxy of terror and thus weary 65 I don't care much for either of them bars are for the younger folk we also have a gasp and of course gallery or even a thunder you should be able to find what you need Thank You Polly their death dropped well mr. Morgan I better start cleaning up you just take it easy I'll bring your coffee out in a moment Thank You Polly I have to warn you though I am very particular about my coffee the very best you have please I understand I'll be right back with it y'all ready for the coffee scene y'all ready for that coffee did you see that second clear is a crisp spring morning if okay [ __ ] my toffee however however I want to rewrite it doesn't mean [ __ ] it it's something but it's it's so badly phrased in the game that he's turned into FK and the coffee [ __ ] the coffee you don't know that yet in the game either so you're like well it's just it was not a [ __ ] pun man and yeah good lord I'm not ready for this yet look at that food though you're unrelated but shoutouts to everybody who goes to a hotel and just consumes like a [ __ ] black hole when it comes to food I always I I go full ham when it comes to hotel breakfast Lisa served buffet-style nothing the word on the menu with over there being this big I'm not worried about the quality food but I'd opt out for junk food any day right Zack can I bring up my gun for this yes I can guys we gotta shoot the the icebergs Oh mini sausage just give me give me some hang on what there we go and by the way uh again with the sound mixing good good sound for the bullet right mmm meat beef damn what is that is that meant to be hand but those are like ham triangles what the what is that - no that's watermelon right - what's that what's anything meat square with rice they're not serving sushi as well it's spam cookie house and go get cookie all right anyway y'all let's get a little quick coffee urine expected trouble is coming your way what diarrhea always trouble hitting my way in this job always up for a little excitement - diarrhea hmm is this game good or cult the bad uh you will have a lot of fun today diarrhea there's no theme park in this town though well that good luck is just slipping away like diarrhea but I think I'll have a thrilling enough time right here anyway no I'm good - please stop drinking coffee please I can't stop like no ex exit out of this I exit out the mini-game place great - so my lucky number is three today mm-hmm the first case I worked after joining the FBI had three victims let's not not drink any more coffee we're good we're good we're good - okay this is right out okay whoa whoa whoa what the [ __ ] is that noise well what'd you hear that don't touch that door that door leash like audio glitch hell Oh what [ __ ] guys it's the microphone [ __ ] tell her it's [ __ ] with your microphone - no it's fine now so if I'm going like this we don't touch that door it's like we don't touch any doors in this game my god what the [ __ ] is wrong with the doors in this game man your microphone is [ __ ] now oh no really mamma he must defeat the de beliefs he must defeat okay do not touch do not touch okay let's let's go out of here I feel a crash incoming or something like I feel something's off with this game already that's the second one it's affecting a video and in another tab - oh my god this game is [ __ ] cursed FK and the coffee guys oh yeah there's a fishing minigame by the way there's a fishing minigame Oh turkey sandwich oh here we go a police car oh boy don't be like so we have King George to thank for preparing a car for me a pleasant surprise a Zack uh-huh let's take it for a spin let's steal it yeah we I have to tell you sack this place simply amazes me mm-hmm the keys were left on the front hood and nobody stole the car values values this town house what the country needs values what values very calm everybody divide it oh good I remember I did a really dumb joke here like years ago when you stream this and I wonder if I could still do it now okay so the car that this game has some real food FUS tax fee sacks oh man it's just like TTA you want to see how good this car is full smash Servite still works stop on a dime let's take the car for a spin so Zach about those bonus features in DVDs nowadays you know the ones from the 80s have almost no even if they do it's a trailer and the video is pretty bad well not a visual qualities so many new audio and visual do you remember the first video deck we bought but it's a record one of the Star Wars movies I remember when that video store opened we spent hours there just trying to find a good movie to rent uh-huh point that many to choose from renting some Huizar through reading those back cover taglines paying remember attack of the killer tomatoes filmed in 1978 produced directed written fine I'm fine it was really awful but for some reason I still remember it pretty well it had so many sequels and the original was re-released in 95 the 87 minute long theatrical release that this [ __ ] conversation was himself right now that was around the time I joined the bureau I never have a chance to see it I know Zach what's this case is or we can watch it together I bet we can buy a copy on the internet pretty easily hey don't copy that floppy Oh God the [ __ ] that guys this is the handbrake ready ready [ __ ] Kansai dude if go holy [ __ ] good I'm fine I'm fine oh my god this is incredible this guy's deja vu all right okay get ready for this this swervin what hey you stop hey hey license registration please hey license Oh Zack is there something here that you want to check out we're supposed to go through anagrams file it well weird for me to go if you want to act on a hunch that I'm with you oh damn dude I can't work and Allah Allah no no Lava is doing like a find you'll think - hmm what should I do should I beat mr. policeman hmm no let's let's [ __ ] up everything mmm and what could it all mean mmm hey let's go fishing police work or fishing mmm what do all right don't you love this game already I'm mr. John policeman that's me right I need okay there we go okay we got to go to the destination by the way Mario go fish okay fine it's funny hey here's the keys kiss the keys to the car I'll [ __ ] it up there okay so you're probably wondering who is Zack don't know this this this game has many many things going on for it and I'm afraid I cannot spoil it yet speaking of Hades movies one jewel in the rough springs to mind deadly spawn do you remember that one Zack back in 83 directed by Douglas McCown right it was filmed pretty cheap but still it was pretty good the monster design with the mouth crammed full of teeth I loved it whoever stopped delicious stop stop just just a second just a goddamn second arrow gives a crazy some reason they said the staff for the sequel is totally different from I'm trough just wonder how the sequel turned out you know the monster in that one responded to sound wait Zack sounds a lot like the movie tremors with Kevin Bacon AK in 89 directed by Ron imagine Kevin Bacon now that was a great role for Kevin Bacon yeah masterpiece Zack that one had sequels like crazy yeah I remember there was a fourth we're guys we're learning I've only seen the first one though very good now let me drop a little bit more like a movie buff trivia for you the one another place in this game is called galaxy of terror which was actually James Cameron's first movie you've worked on and that movie is an alien ripoff with Robert Englund in it before he was Freddy Krueger what's interesting about that that inside the spaceship in that movie there's a bunch of panels on the walls and that is actually McDonald's Trace that they spray-painted and glued to the the set of the movie and it looks awesome as you movie Joel trivia of the day believe me I know a good fish is might want to see one trust my special agent instincts oh [ __ ] no I gotta buy my stuff aw dammit I need to [ __ ] but I don't know if oh no what if somebody watches Oh stinky sorry sorry I farted and she didn't came my pants guys sorry I'm real I'm real tired of me don't [ __ ] laugh at that that's not funny listen if you're above the age of 1 you can no longer you're not you it's illegal to laugh at poo poo pee pee not allowed banned anyway I need to see the audio glitch on the door here I need to see this real quick here how does how does it sound okay oh god what the [ __ ] okay whoa whoa whoa what the [ __ ] is that noise well what hear that don't touch that door that door leash like audio glitch hell it's fine now oh my god the holy [ __ ] oh my god it really is glitchy I didn't thought that was gonna sound that bad but damn okay I thought it was really good effect my microphone as well that's that's really interesting you step back Donald's Borger detected oh Jesus oh it's closed all damages alright I gotta head down into here and if I'm near the diner there's an amazing scene coming up soon without it there's a total like whiplash when you watch it - I think that's a little after this part though but God's [ __ ] breaking it's got the great music that all you got in it come on that's one fine building for sir as a sin sandwich happen yet not yet not yet man I should stream this entire game [ __ ] I shouldn't just do this for seven days it's movie games [ __ ] it's just so good who knows who knows country ham take me home now boy here we go define good like that good pleasure to meet you agent Morgan we've been expecting you I'm Thomas I am us you're my assistant suspicious FBI special agent Francis York Morgan please just call me York it's what everyone else calls me very well then agent agent York I believe I owe you a thank you for retrieving my belongings from my car Thanks oh no no just doing my job I just I want to help do everything I can to help the investigation I just can't believe Ana was murdered oh my god she was such a bright and lovely girl did you know her well well no not really but it's a very small town I'm sorry it's just that this is the first really big case I've ever seen I understand just try to relax can I have a look at Ana's file now yes of course the sheriff told me to let you through to the meeting room but I've lost the key to the cabinet where the files are why don't you take a look around while I go look for it okay let me know when things are ready this guy is the murderer all right you might think so but I'm gonna spoil it and say he is a sensitive type totally at odds with the monarch almost a good setting for a cartoon or a really bad video game did your eyeballs to get some sleep but this pro this person part has nothing to do with the investigation I don't know though I don't know he's doing a real big big thing right now John I've ever seen Twin Peaks this reminds me a lot of it yeah yeah this is very inspired by Twin Peaks obviously like this this references to Twin Peaks throughout this entire game and the vibe is very similar they're like you know Twilight Zone kind of dream ask but I want to say it's like really like a ripoff Rena thought that it's more like a tribute but it also does a lot of like original weird [ __ ] too you know anyway let's look inside swear didn't I see ever watched Twin Peaks though I don't know though that guy's the guy's a bit about Tommy Wiseau character isn't he well I guess he swerved swear reread I really can't seem to think their key what should I do servicing going to be happy it has a southern flying squirrel key holder attached to it you haven't seen it have you I'm even weirder with this whenever whenever like the gameplay pops into this game again you're kind of like sighing going on not again alright hey dude it's probably nothing - okay can you play Duma that's for the warden life on the outside ain't what it used to be hey let me unlock this this this criminal hopefully we're bringing in the culprit soon though that means at the end of our little vacation here don't worry I'll get you out of here hey buddy hey buddy friend just just just you know calm down blunder you can't do that killing people's bond well York you're a character murdering people Wow gee willikers way let's sleep in here it was a good sleep sir my time good lord good [ __ ] Lords okay here we get yeah here it is killer with a curved curvy tail flying squirrel like a real nice alright mm-hmm always doesn't talk to him didn't you know how I like to shoot game placed often but you you just chill out all right blunder you can't do that okay America's Funniest Home Videos soon guys does America's Funniest Home Videos to still exist that used to be on Swedish television all the [ __ ] time oughta bullets I'll take that it does awesome I thought like YouTube replaced it but a shooting range he tries to this up he is the best it's hosted by Carlton like Carlton like it's not a new show to be loved by anyone like that Carlton oh my god I watch that too he does it show the videos he just dance for like [ __ ] 20 minutes I'll be like yeah this good television the master yeah [ __ ] your balsan okay hmm all right let's get out of here found it hey guys look what I found in stereo are the Saviour yes hello McDonald's can I get the fortnight burger yeah we got your number no I want fortnight burger yo you lost like a hundred bucks on that joke so far just like in real life I never know what that means and your do you find the key sure did you found the key voice act up and not the other one the right one hmm ah yes a southern flying squirrel thank you so much I'll bring the Isles right in so please go to the meeting room young man okay I'll be waiting for you vanity we just got here and we've cracked a big case already what was the budget for this game what's up odds Jake was on a gram boots would J mu J graduated from high school this year her dream was to move out to the city and become a model but for the time being she was working in the Aang diner here in town she lived with her mother Sally on his father died in an accident in the lumber mill when she was a child oh boy her mother is unemployed and lives on the insurance money from her husband's accident have you seen this childhood looks like a grandpa putting a grandma small town with a low cost of living financially they seem to get by fine and they lead normal lives a normal life is exactly what a curious teenager doesn't want it's all starting to make sense act what well what what what is it the sweet roll city folk huh no no I take that back all of them can't be as bad as him and some should have better manners now pretend the thing has is a good biscuit I've never tasted a bit of this delicious we're in town can I get these Oh actually I did read my movie whiplash I swear to [ __ ] god Mike I baked them myself hmm that's amazing what are you doing in law enforcement very particular about biscuits I'll have you know balance of milk butter you've achieved here Oh my agent Morgan the autopsies ready Oh dead bodies so welcome to accompany me to the Greenville General Hospital emmalin okay keep the music going while we're talking about dead bodies stay here and tidy up these files yeah yes sir we're going to use the car outside let's get going you might think this is just a small town police investigation but our inspections are thorough and solid I'm hoping you won't slow us down in either you pretend to eat at it or are you like stuck your tongue in the hole all right there we go next one got $220 baby yes I'll see if I can keep playing until the scene sandwich and then maybe we'll see where we can go from there but I do want to still do party hard to than like two so you know potato you all know about the the raw potato about that that the husband and wife who like they never a consummate until general they used to eat potato Sun Lake it's too far to walk come on what are you talking about writing in a cottage showed us this after this driver can you provide a car for me you don't even know how to get there which is another good reason for me to drive Georgia I need to learn my way around town very well then I'll ride with you hands I want to keep an eye on you fair enough Joe I'm the best driver in downtown your involvement in this case is limited that means you don't have to learn your way around town sex George we better get moving the hospital closes at 2100 yeah the hospital closest all right so if you don't know what I'm talking about with with the raw potato there is a a couple up there now I usually don't Google a raw potato horny but you know sometimes sometimes you got to do a sacrifices for four for this Christian couple maintains absence the first two years of marriage let's see her it was holy before it must be double holy afterwards Darla says they have now completed 25 months of marriage without any sexual contact getting about their normal lives jobs his social calendar with no hints of relationship relation relational strain sermon brain anyway sometimes after dinner they will kiss in the kitchen and start having bedroom thoughts Darla says but they never failed to pull back dollar breaks away to spray cool mist add water on her face John eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood horniness removed remember you gotta have them potatoes delete horny 32x is the recycle bin boys not empty it delete oh god what a life what a life Oh God but their mayor it's not a sin if you have sex then yeah but it's it's it's super holy if you do it - what do you wanna go back in there I'm just [ __ ] around if you don't intend to come with us then we'll go on ahead no no I'll go with you no it's nothing I'm going with you oh it's not raining they okay very well Gudrun car you know what some of these don't you yeah you want someone this daughter Jade you want this ace you want this I got I got a raw potatoes getting to steamy now okay okay potato potato I've ministered horniness levels decreasing okay delete horny 32 no no no can you get the hospital and get those autopsy reports a potato administered lethal potato detected get in the car all right here we go an agent Morgan get us there quickly but drive within the speed limit okay you have a badge doesn't mean you can drive like a maniac are you his mother how dare you just need to get the autopsy results agent York isn't accustomed to the town yet in the little flag or human life hmm well then agent York let's get going oh boy sounds good guys we've got to keep it within the speed limit we got to keep it in the speed limit okay don't worry guys I am master driver what even is a speed limit it's just a speed limit is more like a state of mind it's called being a coward oh dammit to agent Morgan I can't help noticing you prefer to work alone first at a time yes don't you get lonely flying all over the country alone I'm a Sam no help lonely are you married unfortunately relationships and I are fleeting strangers I don't get on very well with women you might be surprised to hear that's because you're young you notice things like that at my age you have to treat women carefully like a thin crystalline glass if you don't they can cut scars on your face just like yours right George is this an interrogation I see you're a seasoned professional but let's not talk about my scar it was caused by a problem well she got you good terribly good it'll fade away and nobody will notice it in a week a week it's not that light of a wound in a potato right now Emily tell is there reap yeah okay fine scold me all you want to don't let a free roam or nothing okay fine no I want to hear I want to hear the this hill the conversation about scars and stuff so be it then look oh okay well-well-well know a man by the way soon we'll have Clifford the Big Red Dog chase us spoilers I suppose but that part is actually kind of scary because you're like what the [ __ ] is that my fur Big Red Dog ok until if you break your car you're [ __ ] now don't worry about it this is ironically one of my favorite games ever well yeah you know guilty pleasures or whatever it shouldn't really be a guilty pleasure if you enjoy something you enjoy it man you know but yeah I love this game too I really do but I we kind of acknowledge its a weirdest [ __ ] [ __ ] game that just happens to be awesome you know that's a pretty big Hospital because they wanted to be ready for town white food poisoning no that's another leftover from the town's prosperous lumber days to imagine now though it's miss my mother always talked about how energetic this town used to be almost like a gold rush she used to say impressive but the hotter the fever the faster it cools it pains me to watch my hometown lose so many citizens beyond your understanding I'm sure yes I'm sorry to say that it is and clipper comes out when their sleep describes I think oh that that's how that works okay it really isn't any need for you to get too involved walking lalala art smallmouth yes hello sheriff mama hi there Fiona we're here to see a shop do you know where he is I think dr. Johnson is in the computer room a computer room a hospital nice to meet you mr. FBI agent the computer room is where our employees share a computer very nice to meet you too because he's got a giant legion from but sorry how did you know I was FBI none of the police in this town wear Cologne this made of my boyfriend's : signs that score in your face is the biggest rumor in town Werner's get exaggerated disco star Wow see that man it's got a scar too reading if I may ask my finger points liars Hollow say you haven't heard this it's a recent bestseller mystery it's set in the US a small traditional North American town question whiplash order a peaceful traditional place however that peaceful town is shattered by a terrible crime murder of a local girl a March incident causes grief and sadness to everyone in town but she feels the seditious aim is evil still lurking alive yes much like the situation right now here in Greenville yo hey don't say that sorry I shouldn't have said that with Anna dead and all don't worry books are written to entertain and it's good you're enjoying it but we're faced with here is a terrible crime committed in a real world much the reason that of a novel so there's no need to apologize good conversations handsome so I had a little heart attack there it's fine he's too many uh too much coffee this morning hey I recognize you Ernest are so let's go well you don't know that did you do it did you do it hmm hmm did you yeah I can tell all right hmm why does it smell like bought in here it wasn't me I'm smoking hello gorg gorgeous let's go to the computer room what's this life pack so what we're gonna do right then listen me a police officer is all about you know facing adversity and being smart and ingenious and you know you did it done hey you will ride it all the judge all 16 dollars out of that joke goodbye money alright I couldn't find him Fiona needs to check her information no I don't think so does the doctor like playing games by any chance what do you mean dog amigo there's a message on the computer and a card key already set in place the King passes the rook and meets the bishop the night takes a pawn along for the Queen hmm what does that all mean it's a simple puzzle Zach let's take him up on his challenge you can do this right no I know no no no no I don't play chess no no no no no no no no no not chops Queen if you know what I mean ah the one game I don't play orbital basically this entire stream right now is just this as soon as I get as soon that the second a chest pops up it's basically just this okay joke ruin because I couldn't get the right sound oh here we go here we go here we go don't overthink it you'll uh well listen here's what you do all right do sex something is still missing we need more clues eh here's your damn passo solution hey what now Norton ha ha what not dump ass huh yeah who's the smart one now okay and all relate to chess pieces I don't remember all of the names of the pieces if you look carefully around the room you'll see the answer clearly written I'm sure Zack sees it too I'm sure sexy sit too well let's see here Knight pawn rook Bishop Queen right listen how about we go and we will not drop potatoes this time but maybe the solution this bus'll maybe no please please I I seriously do not play chess whatsoever chess is one of those games that like if I were if I had a chessboard in front of me and it was in a nuclear Armageddon bunker I'd be [ __ ] I'd be like oh god damn it I can play I can play you know I'm a master you know but you know two three five one four six check them it to the Dyson first try first try the doctor awaits below with the deceased another code but there's nowhere to insert a password wargames I'm going to get Fiona to call uh show up here right now no need George hey the message appeared with the card key it's telling us where to use it this is not the time to be joking around agent Morgan dr. Usha is below with the deceased with on my finger point below being underground I take it simple simple then it's time to meet the mischievous architect of this little game ah ha boy let's get out of all the music can we have a stream of you just learning to play chess no no no youyou don't want me to learn pick chess because listen the guy's one of the reasons I learnt blackjack was through the stream and I became a blackjack master like you look up the word blackjack and in addiction there you see I picture me having a set of blackjack cards in my hand going yeah my winner you know same thing was chest if I learned chess I will be I will be chess King tell you what tell you what tell you what tell you what if if I learn chess I do it on my own terms ok we learned this ok it's it's got it's gotta be on special terms ok it can't just be regular boring chess it's got to be this hang on where's that where's that picture again [ __ ] out oh there we go I don't think I can show this but I was gonna put up sexy chess and literally all the pieces are like well let's just say that uh they they they are also very fun shape but hey hey let's not quit there though we could also learn battle chess game of kings hang on the section looks incredible because uh okay the guy in the background let me see here this looks hysterical because this this describes it on YouTube as it took two thousand years for someone to make chess better let's find out oh my god this looks incredible guess we have to play chess now oh that's the actual gameplay guys chess - has arrived how long until they start like T posting it Oh what's happening but why is it like police have these drink nice seat thank you all hola guys we have to play this game everybody watched nobody helped him guys battle chest [ __ ] when's the greatest game ever anyway guys a little quick BRB here there's a real chest - well tell what soon Ches Ches stream soon and it would be right back more Deadly Premonition coming up and party are too soon but the play is for a long while long because I'm really enjoying it so yeah be right back you realize I had the be watching to call it the audio of the game running in the BRB while I was playing the Batman stuff but that's fine quick thing by the way I don't know if I told you guys this but this was on the beer I think I might have told you guys this but there's a graffiti spray painted on a wall there where I live near like a sports place and I'm gonna call it but there's like a hockey thing or else play like base it's like a huge field sports field and on that place this spray painted fists life and whenever I pass it I'm thinking why why why does it say fist life I'm all about that feast life I might have told us this before but it's just baffling to me hey by the way I don't if you saw this but deer head moves alright hey it's me again hey man let's cook you down huh cheer up here's an anal tooth Donnell [ __ ] attempt to smile like that all right so we gotta get down here out yo John thought totally unrelated but did you know that can share us in the new jump force game oh really that one looks like announced on e3 or whatever in for PlayStation then and you're a Goku in it hang on oh cool cool okay Shiro deserves to be in it too for sure Oh what is this Jace your doctor told us Comic Sans that you I can't even begin to read this that you here to be your page except o induces the congratulations and will wish on your coming in seventh and B assure that we have a very personal interest in your case and have already taken steps to see to it that your stay in those Palo Alto spit will be pay as a social visit before you enter seven we want to mint and greet you for yours yes oh my god love your Oh Mike Jesus Christ I think swear he wrote this himself love your eyes like your eyes ha ha ha ha who did this registration a field roommate therapeutic see what blood oh dollar are e and e collection x-ray room hello kitty nanny chest x-ray fafafa my girl polyclinic machinist exam internal medicine for tough [ __ ] is this this is like code is this machine code caution your body you know this reminds me of guys finally he's in the game blood collection la pistola sisters pretty much anything dorami little did they know if they pity me I hope there's someone out there that has never seen doctor amigo and there's just like what why are you playing like a Spanish song : guys uh it don't mean who here has never seen doctor amigo who here is like totally like oh my god guys there's too many people I need to educate you right now on doctor amigo you know you have the grand dad's and you have your Felix of cats and you have all that sort of stuff too for trance and all that and you might say well you know it's just like its ripoff stuff you know for kids to be you know buying all that what if I told you that boot like sometimes stretched so far until like the world of well medicine and it just feels like doctor amigos Hospital here it doesn't feel legit at all you are going to die Abby screaming mama - if I saw a [ __ ] doctor maybe come with a huge syringe of like [ __ ] toxic feast fecal waste I don't like how I pause on this frame in particular because this this this face on this opacity I don't like it one bit mom mom why are we back a doctor amigo mom a real doctor really really said if they pity me somebody said do you think that doctor amigo do you think that doctor amigo it sounds like Mario are you reassured him amigo no it sounds like what's in here listen I can't put enough of this [ __ ] listen here's what you do I'm gonna check your hemorrhoids I gotta go glob deep listen and we're not a close to date so I got I gotta use this butter oh I got a go elbow deep yeah but I have like a toothache yeah I gotta go elbow deep this did you say they change it yeah I don't know what happened but but you know Nintendo or whatever you know said hey wait a minute so they're still up like this doctor amigo clinic but I think they really had to change the mascot because he looked a little too much like sanika dock door amigo is a joke that you are to be your painting accept or enthusiastic congratulation babies on your coming India sure that we have a very personal interest in your case would you like doctor me go check your prostate I would yeah I probably do that I probably do that but I'm afraid I'm afraid that he'd like let's just say that uh doctor amigo doctor amigo Michael exploring in the war pipe blow too much okay doctor me goes my toothache oh yeah oh yeah it also seemed like a real doctors all I'm saying you I feel like dr. mega probably shows up totally crash at his job at all times no no no he's the greatest by the way silence it's inside Bowser's ass all along you know the saddest thing is you know honest to think about this let's say you live in the area of that medical clinic in right - and there's legitimately you legitimately have to go to doctor may go like we're not talking like memes or jokes or anything like that you legitimate ly have to go there to get your checkups in thank you and live shots it's located in Texas guys we need to have rebus of doctor amiibo to keep you waiting oh you made it let's get started shall we there hiss hello this is agent Morgan Paul you were guys we're here oh nice to meet you I'm uh shad Johnson the doctor in this hospital and the CBI special agent Francis York Morgan I sure do love me showing that often everyone calls me that very well agent York are you a forensic practitioner let's just say I'm done for me go horses before your doctor amigo of course it would battle of wits by the way not recreate that yourself mm-hmm I just wanted to see if our FBI agent could handle the task that seemed well it was pretty fun I'm glad you liked it how about cash for conversation well you know this is happening you don't have much time we need those autopsy results well I mean she's dead she's not you know next I ever try challenging us without obstructing an investigation you've angered the monarch Hey she's rotting real fast from the onset of rigor mortis stiffening of the muscles the time of death is estimated to be between 20 and 2200 hours that's still quite early for such a crime to take place note that there are two exterior wounds pressures on that's a banana long cut running from the chest to Edmond blood marks on her right hand tell us she was gripping something round in her right hand her skull is also pressured but that is unrelated to the cause of death it probably happened to her after she was killed now I first thought death by suffocation they do to the marks on after further investigation I now have a different conclusion the direct cause of death was loss of blood on a wound which means she was cut up while she was still alive yes a sharp knife was used it was inserted beneath the sternum and then quickly sliced downwards the excessive loss of blood from her internal organs is what actually killed her her nails are clean and with no skin cells from the attacker she also doesn't appear to have been bound nor badly beaten she was apparently killed without resistance the most tragic thing however was that she was unable to speak her story to anyone who could hear her cries the perpetrator cut out and his tongue well I believe she was drugged first to face her consciousness and then the killer killed her the killer most likely has a deep traumatized past concerning women he probably cannot converse with them normally cutting out the tongue suggests a very lonely individual none of this music is like that anymore a truly hardcore sadist he must get off on watching women suffer especially when they can't answer back he watched as the blood pump from her body as she gradually grew cold Barrett broke the Seattle in 1985 with much luck I should please limit your report to your friends as a doctor criminal profiling is my job that's my useless job that everybody else could do base this observation state that's my profession god damn it and I died fully deeply painfully aware of what was happening to her but uh tell me what time did it stop raining on the night Ana was killed just before I went to bed right after the movie on TV and it's so around 1:00 a.m. what movie was it an American Werewolf in London movie directed by John Landis 1981 the [ __ ] that's my job oh the rain stopped accompanied by the ending a song blue moon George would you mind if I examined Anna myself what more do you hope to find I'm sure I mentioned that I have a personal interest in cases like these hmm big thing his agents in the media of apparent though he can't be that old he looks like a trustworthy doctor they think we shouldn't stare there for too long in your getting pissed off hey dude still lying of a smile there's no reason we should focus our efforts on George sees neatly wearing fake fingernails meat lying on the table there's a evaporate on liquid around the eyes she must have cried before she was murdered in mm what else something in the hand oh yes if I'm the pressures he was holding something in her hand but it was removed about six hours after death w have a circular with a relief shaped like a peace mark you stunned a minute death all right hmm what else clewd dictated oh install being funny or is the camera really dispatch it really is that bad so what else is there I can look at make think fov zero the face telling us never moving look at the edge of the stump okay huh from our lack of resistance I'd say that Nana's injuries happened very quickly unable to speak she was then left to cry herself to death Zack it's all starting to come together the perpetrator stayed with her for at least two hours until it stopped raining at the estimated time of her death it was still raining but you can still see tear marks on her cheeks that means she was killed under a roof somewhere hmm she was then carried into the woods after it stopped great hmm so why did I can't want to hear what you're saying her tongue was removed with a very blunt knife smack my PC real quick I'm sorry for this it's more like simply chopped off oh [ __ ] here you will help not particularly on it but I am man enough should the moment call for George how about you I'm very passionate yes especially when it comes to women passionate do you say but I don't see what that has to do with anything George the perpetrator is just like you I'm calling you didi is a passionate kisser the perpetrator bit up on us follow the stalks and I'm not even adding that guy's free harsh sound effects dot-com royalty-free oh my god to play a tube off screen jack-bots Zack shame but our old time all-american sightseeing tour just came to an end oh this case is now under the jurisdiction of the FBI I'm assuming commander uh-huh I'll need you to assist me in the investigation what in the hell do you mean agent Morgan I know I said I was passionate but you can't think I did this that's not why I'm assuming command George you're a suspect just as much as every other passionate man on earth let me show you something was the scalp in the background Hey there you go amazing huh mmm I'm sure you have a lot of questions but most of the details are top secret hey George Emily we should be going no need to stay here any longer okay I have to sign the release just give me a moment very well I'll go on ahead I can't take it any longer down here man this won't place us and his rook takes your queen then your Knight takes rook and check me to commit BA so smart too he's so cool my first victory in the Grandmaster ranking I Rasta that scene from the thing and I force the the beer whatever into the the the the computer and there in our region like you know I snows place but they could have used that computer and they destroy it for the sake of like a joke you when they buy the computer wins the chess what the hell are sec they're here cowboy well don't worry guys because men and women premarital exam premarital exam potato detected interesting blood dollar urine you'll get that money piss all right guys experts of this game I know the I know you guys are watching right now I'm wondering how close until I get to the the sandwich Cena because I think I'm gonna go there and I'm gonna like call it time flies when you are hours that still quite a lot okay time flies when you are having fun so okay majide now I'm all Twin Peaks expert but like isn't there like a lady in a dress in that row so there might be a homage yeah but you know of course this where he said that no I don't know what Twin Peaks are stop saying that can i spoiling it for you all no no I know about the game I play after him this entire game oh hello how you doing good bullseye in fact but there's some stuff that I excuse me there are some stuff in this that's like gameplay like it's okay but it's like it just it doesn't feel right to play my it gave me some bizarre anyway you know have you ever played this where other games like dark dreams don't die I don't play that one but tell you what I'm not not expert on so everybody but drop some games and I'll say if I play the moon or two here to be paid changed except doing to taste hello there we go amazing glover HSPs he made glover you know you know glover boss though come on come on son play games thank you doctor enough for my little dinner if they be Damien timing Oh God Oh Lord you alright the killer was dr myko all alone alright son Santana confirmed ever play Fahrenheit Joel I I have and I absolutely hated that game it's it's called Fahrenheit in the in the palaver regions but in NTS it's called live here mister kill or something what was it called Jesus Christ it's called Indigo Prophecy I hated that game I also remember that game being one the first games that had like sex in it and I was just so [ __ ] awkward I'm like y'all remember that's scene we had to like [ __ ] on on a QTE thing oh god it actually wanted me to like rip out my [ __ ] esophagus oh my god but mess that game was literally at the end of that game ever it turns into the matrix if people start flying and start punching each other Dragon Ball Z style it's so bad there we go remember the part of the game where you fight the internet no I don't remember that I will say one thing they'll like it Indigo Prophecy or Fahrenheit it was basically like an FMV game you know the QTE it was basically heavy rain before heavy rain there's a scene of sex in four cars through blood right yeah I sound like a I saw like a nun when it comes to these things like I'm so I'm so extremely like harsh on it but here here's the deal right when you put sex and really edgy [ __ ] in the video game being controversial and like wow look at us for the sake of wow look at us and it doesn't serve any artful purpose or to like drive the story forward then it's a waste and that's why I can't watch those like HBO shows I oh man there are many games to sex scenes what he sees so disturb of that because there at the moment that there it's a there's a giant QT event on screen says press 8 you [ __ ] liji 500 points 10,000 points you do we'll keep it up that's when I say no no more get this devil machine out of here thousand points all right what's your opinion on literal porn games allowed on Steam these days what literal porn game what are you talking about then well here's the thing here's the thing I'm gonna say I'm gonna say something and that sounds a little weird but I'm at least glad there is like trash porn games on Steam well but they should be so long that but I'd rather have all that garbage [ __ ] separated contents into a game instead of like spreading it into you know a game that's just like hey guys we got boobs yeah yeah then expect that did ya whoa dude guys I got either raw potato BRB I mean it's kind of creepy how they move but you know and the music's creepy you know actually the music's great well I'm talking about - no no no no no no no no but what this there's legitimately like seriously like porn games on Stephen yes I'll tell you what though Gabe Newell he's sitting there on some like beautiful Mexico Resort with a cigar in his mouth and a sombrero is called Gabe steam is burning so low because korben korben korben freeman in carbonite for you yet okay won't won't think we're yet you know I have a question do you think there's there's anyone out there to ask a Jabba the Hutt so see like a hot OC yes yes push it over here yes I do but can I not just like break it though hang on his name is Jarvis I wanna make a Jabba the Hutt OC and it's got angel wings soon and it can beat up my math teacher he's called Jojo the hood in his powers infinite do I smash this or hang on okay I can't go here yet - it's looking fusing but you know he does the whole with these punch assurer there's something I got to get here right - turn on/off well I have the card don't I okay I need a quarter goes somewhere do you really not like her don't characters no no no no no I'm just I'm just I'm just hoo hoo hee hee about like old deviantART OCC lucky REO and stuff like that like one when I'm joking about that stuff I'm not saying like that's bad cuz like you know I remember when I was a little baby - like now and I made like my own Mario characters here is here is Thomas the blob boy and he has two akimbo katanas it's not here where do I go that was here well now now I'm going back I know that but like I need to find the key or whatever dog told me go maybe it's somewhere in the ooh bullets are [ __ ] do you know about your name the Hedgehog thing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that that's when you just call him Google and you put your name in it and the Hedgehog you try it try it it'll be funny I wonder what if you like revived what if you revived people's old o'seas from like a hundred years ago and these people aren't even are when they were there but never like 10 years old on deviantART and they'd like here's Jake the hedgehog right you went back and you're like did a really really well drawn picture of Jake you right and they're like here's some Jake tribute art and they're like dude please stop stop stop stop never mind see a little bit of this hang on hang on using a second here just about this I'm sure you've seen this sure you seen this oh that's a good good lion though it's a pretty good lion come on come on don't don't pay it in come on come on so on sounds of coffee you know these coffees we have these in the grocery store and they swear they're like three dollars it's ridiculous it's true it's what they said oh no dude watch out they're gonna getcha I don't know why but it's got timesplitters 2 flashbacks I just remember the first mission with the zombies in Russia and you like having to go inside like the autopsy room or the surgical room and there's like a ton of zombies no [ __ ] thank you so much pain you know I don't really call out substernal like that but that was that's really nice thank you so much all right somebody's stock sound effects remain through Mass Effect one [ __ ] Mass Effect one was so goddamn good [ __ ] I got stream Mass Effect one too sometime like man man like that was one of the games I really really got immersed into like I I usually I don't give too much of a crap about game like audio logs or like journal entries but I I absorbed Mass Effect one like I I went through everything in the game I took everything in and Mass Effect 1 was like new on then and another time I'm like oh this is gonna sound embarrassing but I'm almost like do did I gotta like join like a forum and talk about this [ __ ] game cuz I love it you know but you know and I was like damn is incredible I loved it and then like Mass Effect 2 came out and it was like and then Mass Effect 3 I'm like I'm not touching this who s your wife who was my wife who was that yellow fish man called the Joey blast Oh blast oh that was my way it's Rex isn't it - no no my my my a noose cannot take that I'm out of alien alien love okay there we go oh hello so yeah there's an interesting line and Mass Effect 2 though about the asari about they all all the asari are like they don't really look like humans like whatever whatever like a Lin you are or like you know it looks like that to you like if you are like one of the Rex dudes I forget what they're called I sorry look like blue blue Rex dudes you know Croghan Krogan yeah look like blue Krogan sand again I can't forget or remember all of the ok all the alias names but yeah yeah they set around lookout like a like a table and a bar and they talk about it I love you Joel don't come on Twitch lie but the watcher vaults and full sauce I'm watching your sims play through at the moment love you chat I appreciate that thanks for the support but but please don't put me on a pedestal on me I'm just some undo some [ __ ] all right let's follow the trace of dr. amigo [ __ ] I know I guess [ __ ] [ __ ] I'd never go yet over here but you're our [ __ ] all right have I ever heard of it ever heard of Mass Effect Andromeda yeah I heard about that there was like kid issues with the gameplay and like there wasn't like animation stuff and all that but you know I'm gonna tell you a secret a little hush-hush about me I generally do not follow like Internet [ __ ] slinging contests or when people start to like this game is poopoo because unfortunately these days whenever a game is really bad on the internet and every youtuber on the planet makes a video about it like I hate to say this but every time it seems that real life people get hurt by it like there's somebody that gets like a death threat or there's some like [ __ ] and that just really turns me off from like ever ever [ __ ] talking about or like no I'm like these are video games you know chill out you know it's just mmm it immediately makes me I I cannot stand the way the Internet is about things you know there's so much judgmental [ __ ] about you know stuff like that so you know so when I hear Mass Effect Andromeda I'm like no offense you'll be kind of follow some of that not sure what you're talking about but you know I don't I don't generally sit there and harass people and in it over like videogame refuse you know that's not really what I'm about I like to do a Mario jokes I like to collect coins and you know go Yahoo that's what I think that's what I like to do if I if I am ever like criticizing a game like that or whatever I do it's very jokingly I like I I don't mean [ __ ] no harm and I'm you know it wasn't our right game just blatantly unfinished yeah I've heard it was like rushed or whatever which is really unfortunate because like massive it for me is it was meant to be like a golden golden trilogy right cuz Mass Effect one like you have to do you have to acknowledge that game was an incredible [ __ ] Graham groundbreaking pioneering game it had the dialogue wheel it had rich and great characters that you loved like you know like who can't forget just shooting the [ __ ] with Garris and you know talking to Rex and all that like this is great you know going on planets and collecting stuff is [ __ ] amazing you know so it's a shame that it became what it was with the later games not being as good I'm not calling them bad cuz I'm I play them myself but you know the story of riding a store for me is a fact and Roman it was awful well I'm gonna say one final thing about this let's say one more thing about the the Mass Effect Andromeda whatever the only thing really made me kind of that I unlike was in Mass Effect 3 again they didn't play it it started to reduce bad for it but whatever they reckoned the the people who made the Mass Effect relays what are they called the Papa said the Pioneers like ol America the Pioneers the goal or rush the Protheans yeah the Proteus looked like the space jock is Romanian right and then the Mass Effect 3 can download a DLC that would like literally give you a dead Prothean provide back to life and he never looked he didn't look like a Prothean information like one he looked like a like a squid man I'm like what what the [ __ ] but this happen well they're play Mass Effect or meswick to illustrate yeah probably probably one onion normal onions will satisfy a small amount of your hunger one mean yes I was inside my blood dream and I took out an onion alright its puzzles are kind of confusing but at least I know where the blood trail goes for them so there you go what about the soup I don't you can't go here though boy super [ __ ] but the JPEG is too crusty all right anyone well that was open all the time Joel stream is so much louder compared to other folks were you the guy who emailed me about that were you because somebody somebody emailed me this morning that they were saying Joel your your you complain about loudness Wars when you uh you complain about loudness worse in music when your streams have bad audio and I'm like you have a point but I said something like you know when it comes to streams it's more of like a live experience even though people when I watch this like in post and all that I still consider like music a little differently than then stream audio you know yeah I mean it could be worse I could be buying those like Eraser Death Adder headsets or whatever and it just sounds like well no I do give a little bit about who about some good audio quality like that to top my microphone doing those noises did I break my microphone no wait it's a little fart helicopter no it's coming down it's coming down it's coming down helicopter powering down okay good bring her in fun fact about fun fact about my microphone by the way I this is the Sampson G Trek it is in my opinion the best microphone in the world for streaming I I don't I don't know why this microphone is not advertised more everybody's using blue Yeti and stuff like that don't need that stuff don't need that stuff Sampson G Trek it's a little more expensive probably but Samson did just come up with a new Samson gia I call like Pro Edition and you use these microphones I've gone through two of these in in Hadley since 2013 they are excellent I record cycler with it I record guitars with it everything like if there was ever a product I can like say this product is cool beans one of these [ __ ] microphones great but they're not really meant for like internet streaming purposes they're meant for quote unquote podcasts but I mean this is kind of like that but like you know very not at Samsung Samsung son like dams on all right who could it be it's got gone I think yeah oh it's a police I need a new microphone Samson you said evolve I say you don't you don't need this kind of like microphone it really depends what they're doing you know the slowdown the picture well I'll tell you what though this has a little wheels like when it comes to oh god it's a lot of [ __ ] how ironic I said I was gonna say like I do prefer when stuff is louder than more quiet because you know how many times we going on YouTube and you find like a clip or something and the audio is so so quiet and then you like watch something else and it's like oh you know but this game has notoriously bad bad sound issues you know there we go don't need this Thomas biscuits oh I'm back in the game crash no no no no no no no no no no no no Thomas biscuit oh [ __ ] well deadly premonition you scratch to load it up again I suppose god damn it it's not done with this game yet but that's has a fortunate to die he then applies for like 20 more minutes and I might not switch a party or zone so when you shoot a TV and he applies for the vine yard tonight oh yeah I'm oh I shouldn't be talking about on the stream but let's just say that if you know where the vine yard is then after the stream there hypothetically theoretically might might be a stream on the vine yard but you know hey plays you know three is the way to go die or how to get a copy because this version is unfixable are you telling me this is a bad bad port on PC somebody said that the game always crashes here really well here we go previously drinking holy [ __ ] have I just freeze without me go to the wrong downstream settings hang on wait a minute I'm just curious just curious no no yeah yeah shut up let's try this one more time I mean Ellen lose too much Barra there is there is of course all to saving this verses like a godsend you know [ __ ] but all right that's what this works again what's think I need way I got to open this up first it's locked uh sorry I'm just going on a tangent here talking about Mass Effect and microphone stuff you know here we go you say before getting the key gotcha the loading screen face are ridiculous the whole game is ridiculous really in your candidate is more interesting than the shitty games to keep talking how dare you listen we're gonna going on tannins how how how dumb your opinion is huh well I think you are dubbing the head and I think your opinion that was an it to order rather play this are gone and well I finished God had in its entirety so okay I think I think I think some fatigue is like setting in off what am i doing it's on the [ __ ] thing this one fatigue setting in with this game right now like I am you know I really enjoyed this game but at the same time you know when it's like corridors that are all bloody and keep going going forever like yeah the cutsies is the best part of this you know really beep all right to even stay for three hours - that can't help just YouTube the sandwich season yeah I would probably do that but let's see here if this crashes again then excellent excellent crash I won't even mind it because then I can just show you the rest of this stupid stuff really but you know what are you saying you always dad the damn my finger points right we've wares who's been [ __ ] in audacity with the pitch okay well hello fun fact audacity was my first oh gee that is so loud good lord so but hang out how is this wait wait wait okay look well I guess it's a good good spot to talk about it but if this game crashes for everybody right it crashes for everybody at the scene right then how is it a book being able to be sold shouldn't they be uh you know she hadn't Gabe be like a wait a minute and I can't just grab the shotgun can i no I can't then I gotta buy the shotgun there because steam doesn't care about hang out yep skip skip skip I think I did it Oh [ __ ] really this up bro this is like big rigs quality what the [ __ ] man but this is like the director's cut this should be like even better but with [ __ ] damn well I rate this game my love for this game is like a 8.5 out of 10 when it's really funny but steam port 0 out of 10 because the various course matters but that is that is amazing I don't know how much I paid for this but that is ridiculous the fact that this probably like a PC port fix or whatever but that's really really bad you want to know how to fix the jewel you have to set the exe to Windows 98 come ability dude when did this come out how long is this problem and on here hang on did this is this is this is stupid there's a stupid alright oh wow okay let's let's find out then hmm all right after Charlton Anna didn't work help okay the windowed mode help try restarting your PC work for me oh wait now I got to do it real old-school there we go okay well anyway that's a little unfortunate the game is like that but let me show you let me show you the sandwich scene right the sandwich scene is probably the best skated like out of all everything in this game this scene is the greatest you'll ever see all right Deadly Premonition in fact I could have just shown you this I could have said this is the this is the stream tonight and we're not doing anything else except watching the scene over and over over again welcome mr. agent hi Olivia you know ready for this let me have your special for today and some fresh coffee our special today is turkey a turkey and gravy sandwich sound good perfect Emily you eat something too it'll be on the FBI okay then I'll go all out I'll have the t-bone steak I usually can't order it because it's too expensive you're not ready for this you're not ready for this it's a lot by the way but don't don't don't worry about it here for mr. Stewart's lunch if it is ready I'd thank you a bunch just a moment one turkey strawberry jam and cereal sandwich sounds like the sinners sandwich self-inflicted punishment to atone for past sins he's setting an example mr. franchise Rock morning you should try this wonderful lunch it's more than a delicious tasty crunch then I wrote says mr. stupid no that's fine I've just ordered my own lunch mainly 3d movie maker Mr Francis York Morgan ah that is mr. Stewart's order is delicious I should mention orange and mr. Nick Cormac is a genius for creating this perfection so says mr. stupid Dylan I have a hunch I might not like it you sure that sandwich is that good you're not ready for this it's the stupidest thing ever Mr Francis York Morgan making decisions based on intuitions is always a sign adharma sandwiches over here not sure so says mr. stupid Harry you're right I'll give it a try I can't believe it this is fantastic really good Olivia I'm sorry but can I change my order I'll have what Harry's have then I see a lot of tech and wants law sending with the mouth is good my finger points but by the way this scene takes place after like a murder whatever like it something sounds pretty big hapis of the story I think like from what I remember at least so it's like very out of place it's like hey guys serious stuff yes yes well my boy Olivia yeah I wonder what's for dinner I can't believe it this is fantastic really good Olivia call me dot mp3 I'm sorry but can I change my order I'll have dinner areas that specialize in you can find tons of just funny stuff about Deadly Premonition and I say it's a great game I love this game it's one of my favorite it's just so so weird and bizarre and it's just one of those very eccentric kind of bad games that just have so much charm to him that I love steamed pork sucks ass don't know what's wrong with it but you can probably fix it yourself but god damnit this should be this should be in you know it should be Pat this game was released like a while ago you know so why is it why is it being like this and you guys you guys you guys you guys you guys you guys you guys see you guys all God anyway Deadly Premonition is a favorite of mine I highly suggest you check it out yourself probably I'd say get the console version maybe doesn't work properly on PC if you want to get it for PC get ready to search on amount of Brazilian dead link forums for a fix with a bunch of work for me so you know be prepared but it is an awesome game it really is the weirdness is really you know it's it's it's I'm really bad at by pricing this game why I love it so much I guess it's just a simple case of I just kind of like it man I don't know but yeah it's a it's a very interesting game and I really like it anyway that's one of the games on spooky 7 spooky games and as I said we're really really far in between like we're either really good or you know just kind of you know to just like what's this so you know tomorrow we're playing something of maybe similar quality we'll see I can't really tell but let's just say that when it comes to eccentric games is a very eccentric game but and I never played in the fact I have played Deadly Premonition but not this one and I can give you a clue to what it is it's Japanese as well anyway that's deadly premonition check it out sometime it is a great game anyway I'm gonna BRB real quick because we're gonna do party hard and this time twitch integration works and if you missed it yesterday it didn't work out so well but did well now and yeah anyway sit tight deadly deadly premonition is over but party hard coming up so don't go anywhere yes Garfield kart is the next game oh yeah before I go before I go and do the proper beer beef I was talking about this earlier but another day another dollar and all right hard day at work with Charlie Cooper so this is one of my favorite videos on the internet and it just so happens to also have Deadly Premonition music but it you know if you never seen this it it is probably probably my favorite video and then in it it just makes me laugh myself and to like and make you laugh somewhat I fall asleep essentially uh but yes god it's good oh sorry sorry I'm young dare you say that to me after I purchased that shirt with this shirt in the bargain price for you and your mother before fire ants ate their corpse this is hard day at work yeah another day another dollar Tommy I see another thing another dollar you would know about that you never work today I never joke No you think you're better than babe you think you can just come in here like second he doesn't lose any time you won't your own this brings a skateboard is outdated this whole damn house is outdated you're going down it's it's a tradition take what I've got away from me and number one I always blame everyone you always just be number two let's go song for a while but it's just it's just something about that video then make sure you [ __ ] [ __ ] read wanna yells you think you're better than you think you're better than me you think you think it's come on hear your own god this [ __ ] video it's gonna be the end of me yeah birthday you okay anyway uh sorry you sang here

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

Views: 38,264

Rating: 4.946537 out of 5

Keywords: vinesauce, joel, full, stream, unedited, playthrough, part, vargskelethor, deadly, premonition, fk, in the coffee, audio, glitch, zach, dr, amigo, squirrel, scene, coffee, swery, pc, directors, steam, worked for me, technical, 7 spooks of halloween

Id: I9AewrHUfB4

Length: 180min 19sec (10819 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 29 2018