VanossGaming Replay GTA 5 Random #18 Edition

[Music] oh look at this where are my ears who took my ears off what happened man they were surgically removed while you were sleeping i kind of want to bet some money we donated them to charity where's the teammate where's your teammate i got brian he's looking pissed over here i don't see him i can't see him he's right now i don't see evan i can't see tyler i'm right here i see you see evan are you on my team evan yes i'm on your team oh you put a bet on oh you see me and brian i only see me and brian where's the does that metal chain around your neck leap shut up look at this we got sponsors we got sponsors look at that i'm sponsored by bugger oh oh see that wait let's go up there see that right there see that they're all the way down there on that platform we got to grab these we gotta grab these and we gotta kill them on the bikes okay wait wait wait wait wait wait no wait wait wait why let's do this one as a team oh wait it's only one seat never mind never mind never mind never mind oh they're already shooting us they're always shooting us they've know oh my goodness okay all right oh i played this before i was really good at it okay i that one up hold up how do i blow it up i forget oh god um you pray you hold a fool [Music] [Music] this is hard you can't shoot from these things it's hard by the way are you [Music] [Laughter] some mission impossible here's your ball that star finish let's start finish all right all right here we go what are we gonna do brian what are we gonna do how do we do this all right oh oh you took [Music] apparently bushes are super dangerous for bikes if you how do i blow this up how do i blow this up [Applause] rb whole lb to bring out rb the throat and i think it's like there's something on the d-pad they're blowing so many buttons that's so stupid all right it's hard all right sorry it's a one-on-one game it's a one-on-one game no you won both times oh wait no brian did okay all right yeah we won the last time i have a fluke because you were like talking to your own self all right boys we're we're going to bring the sprunk extreme i'm going to leave this yo you want to see this burger shot that i'm about to do hashtag oh yeah yeah hashtag money hashtag salute you gotta watch where they're coming from you gotta watch see if they see that oh no oh no i'm dead don't do what i did he died what do you mean i can't jump i'm not trying to jump oh so close i'm getting really hot i don't know if you can tell get his ass get his ass [Applause] i didn't see that giant rock there he's down below you got this dog you're good you're good just pick one up right there what do i do hey i'm going to try to trickle wait what's oh hey that's even stupider ready to die i'm getting them all right okay come on come on evan you got this oh get out of here oh he's trying to go through the background ah nah oh look at that of course oh it's close boys they're scared look at you hey brian that's an interesting way to go about this what's he doing he's trying to walk up the stage look at that beard where'd he get that beard just like oh all right we got this we got this no gloves we got this man my lack of ears there's my ears going yeah your ears the second i got it out of the point oh no you got me first good man good keep it up go to the right throw it to the right that's it what do you mean you need no glove i don't know i figured i'm good now all of a sudden one round i am a god man who are you being jacking off your mom wow we gotta use this this this bike i like this bike look at this color see that yeah use that bike stay there oh okay oh my god how many rockets just say when that did not do dude now evan does nothing get brian what is he doing he's close or something oh right brian is dead mine's got to be dead and evan's dead that was cool that's terrorism oh no wait okay you died never mind i thought you guys should go get out stop stop shooting rockets man oh oh where's it going you don't want to turn around quick in the race oh god oh god oh god oh he fell off he fell off no he didn't wait strategies [Applause] i'm having a time all right let's go let's go let's go let's go no we'll let's go we've got to do this spawn is facing the rockets i don't understand that matt maker's a goddamn idiot i'll look at him sneaky coming around the side wow yeah well i'm going to get you you're done done oh i was so lucky oh that was so lucky rise is coming in come on goddammit [Laughter] is should be the the irishman versus the americanadians you're going to give me that i'm grabbing this up you grabbing this pink fight i said that you're getting it oh my god how the did i get them it was like a half an hour ago oh my gosh this is bad i didn't totally totally didn't fall down damn it can i pick up an rpg yeah you can here and still stand still and all i'll give you one well thanks man oh no you're dead great oh my god that was so close what he's listening what is going on i don't know he's he's being weird i think we only got three minutes oh god hey how are you doing bud what's up wow how did i lose no we both killed yourself there's a tie are you kidding me well that way grace all right there's a new world out there guys there's a new world order no there isn't the same world there's new trash cans to be collected out there we must collect all the trash cans we hungry yes we have to create world peace [Music] whoa where did that come from oh you look girlfriend you look good don't you get out of here get out of this crib you get out of here hey no you crazy this is my place you're crazy okay okay let's see let's see let's stand next to each other who looks crazy all right so we're getting new weapons oh proximity mines that's new [Music] uh wasn't there one more weapon there's a double barrel shotgun look at that arrow there's a daryl there's daryl daryl where's the double dare what's that where's the double daryl shotgun you guys broke it where's the bubble where's the bubble there all shotgun we can buy flare guns hey man where are you guys i wanna i wanna i want you to see my bubble daryl where did you get it from i can't find it it's in the uh bombadero section oh you i knew that was gonna happen why did i even walk it out oh no no no no no the guy on the counter is murdering me with every bullet um when you do my car you run away from my car like that i would never do anything to your car all right go okay go to my car wait all right i'm going i'm going to your car get it get in get in with me okay all right let's go yeah i mean i'm in let's go oh oh oh oh ready all right so oh is everyone coming here yeah why not that's what they have to get that's where you have to come from what the are you driving that's my uh moo mobile the moon mobile mobile oh my god [Laughter] whoops [Laughter] and in the end it's earlier it's still a lone survivor finally being late actually paid off for you guys yeah hello guys you guys need some help uh no no we don't need any help from you are you sure i'm pretty strong on everything what's your superpower i confuse people like this what are you eating oh no it's not full man my fingers smell like um what they say is it smells very really weird you want to smell it not really the feeling it smells like someone's i'll smell it smell it smells like moose how do you know what's smells like i i can't answer that question car looks cool with the black color all right we go in probably gonna take a minute guys so you know hold your paint all right stay in the car stay in the car save the car all right all right so i repair the vehicle wait a minute i can't see anything i'm dead oh he disappeared all right tell me what options do you have upgrade pick the top custom donk yeah do the dunk damn oh oh no way wow oh oh holy look at that it looks like a couch let's say the car this is the couch oh no no no no no no oh cheetos cheetos cheetos cheetos cheetos and not have to worry about spilling anything all over the seat whoa okay holy is there a cheetos one i like the cherry popper one it looks awesome but you know it doesn't go with the cheetos yeah yeah oh my god this car looks like what after you make me buy something that's like really expensive you say it looks like terrible man guys look at the car look check it out hey do you want to you want some free meteorite bars yeah we got that we got a free media bars yeah dark chocolate core so do you want to just like throw it over there i'll go grab it or okay look at my car oh look at you you're not rolling dangler you're the small car now get out of here small car how do you do it wasn't this why [Laughter] we are going to go in a sumo job and we are going to see who has the best candy around do you think you're eating your face are better than myself all right it's a zebra bar meteor right there's a reason why yours starts with a z yeah why why is that huh because it's always legal can we even use our cars oh we can yeah we can we can uh what vehicle class you gotta pick the vehicle class right i can't find it anywhere really we spent all that time building our cars and we can't use them no all right i'm going with panto i'm going all in yeah oh i don't have enough time all right what come on really come on all right remember the plan remember the plan remember the plans exactly yeah my body didn't fall off though i'd say he cheated he brought up he brought a big car we got to work together dude that's the plan let's stick to the plan we'll work together louie no no it's not allowed to stick to the plan all right all right no no no oh yes i got this wall what are you going to do about it louie louie go from the back and hit him and hit him you'd want me to go from the back yep hit him from the back hit him oh who's gonna win this match will it be louie or will it be better i got him i got him oh my god yeah let me get give birth what what i think he was saying that because we're yelling but who says that when they're delivering a baby give birth push harder give birth he just said in the background he's there his car is way heavier than mine you got a minute you got a minute there's one minute left what happens at a minute i don't know stop pulling over me i believe it come on you got more power than he has come as on as you said that i got stronger i reached into myself all right all right so we can't let louis or vanessa win this time come on because you guys can stop us we're ganging up on the green guy man we were all going pantos you said that like right at the last second yeah okay is there any safe places over here no respect in this game mode come on i don't know why i gotta carry them carry it right push push harder come on i don't know what happens at a minute look at this we're just we're just dancing we're slow dancing right now oh oh is gonna get smaller and smaller [Music] it's shrinking we're gonna die i can't move yeah that was intense i was not expecting that for world peace i did it world peace yeah marijuana [Music] [Laughter] like an angry father at a soccer game give birth all right welcome to a new rockstar game gta 5 sumo this is their newest game yeah and uh we're about to play it let's play this is gonna be let's go let's let's play do this solo commentary i'm sorry what are we doing i was typing an email you you clear you definitely don't have anything three [Music] i don't have to do anything all right and i'm gonna win this is what we're gonna do to them right there yeah wait are we picking the same vehicle right now oh yeah what do we say yeah what are we picking the triumph is the one that i have the tyrant or the gp1 or the vet or the vagina tyrant okay okay i'm gonna use the vagina next round the good old reliable vagina yeah never let me down now since college we should be driving a vagina okay here we go sweat fest whoever has the driest balls wins i'm just going to i'm just going to stay here the winner gets a sponsorship began boys the old spice sponsorship oh what's your guy whose name is the swast crew oh out of here nasty swamp ass me and nogla are sponsored by axe axe body spray not only for your armpits but also for your sweaty ass oh god i would absolutely buy that yeah but don't put it on your balls trust me well somebody please make something racks on your balls yeah don't do it it's a bad idea don't put clone on your balls either yeah why would you do that yeah i don't need someone to tell me that uh dumb ass obviously i gotta use some breeze no you don't oh i'm just trying to stay alive oh i want to on your face when i see you my death feels less salty [Laughter] all right come on on we got to the left gotta get in there we gotta get an angle we gotta get an angle you gotta get an angle get in here it's gonna go get it dangled get in there watch it up we're gonna where the is this where is it now talk to the right [Laughter] in definitely strong battles gaming doesn't know what the he's doing for the past five years in gta here we go and bruce i could go for a tap no that could be wrong situation oh wreck of the sweaty is it on his own can he hold out he isn't he's a very much an age-experienced pro in the scene he definitely has the composure to take on two men at once trust me i've seen the videos you up i up [Music] yes my oh [Applause] [Music] you just lost your sponsorship um my i still do that weird when i do the dock and they don't ever open again properly it's like you're just like it feels good when you do it i'm using the jagger please i have a vagina so he was too busy doing the sex symbol oh they're not too terribly different this one's headlights look like a goat's pupil let's go oh let's see if we can make it oh let's see if we can actually make it to the really high one no i'm sure we will yeah no oh my oh man yo are you here for the cup oh my god oh my god we're here for the car meet up what the we got one game on i thought i wasn't gonna make it [Laughter] he went off to mars someone call it sand king okay that sounds like a which one the rest of the rebels which one are we doing king xl okey dokey let's do it it's actually the purple team now and they're the orange team all right we are all definitely compensating for something is it a tiny penis [Music] it's me wow these things are slightly five miles per hour oh my i'm not gonna make the circle i'm turning like milk from the starting point i may not make the circle get out of here this is gonna be so entertaining brian why'd you pick a tiny truck you know what the i didn't know i just picked one smaller shut up i've got it well my isn't as small as yours that's not fair you can't you can't use the fast one it actually looks like someone like shrank your car but that looks like really over here the power the power in that yeah really felt it so much torque brother that's bullied a small penis this is the new chevy commercial everyone bullied a smaller penis size matters you brian you're small no you've got my new penis jesus christ what are you talking about you see look it's big and purple look at that scene it is minuscule purple stop spinning my penis around yeah whatever tiny dick enjoy it evan we need to drive we're very slow oh yeah you're right no you're not you're fast man oh boy oh he's on the edge he's gonna get in the circle uh yeah we're not gonna make the circle all right i made it i'm in the circle all right all right the circle yeah big drum big trouble no there we go hit him on hit [Applause] [Laughter] just pee sitting down [Laughter] wouldn't you piss all over the floor then no he sits on the toilet he just he just points the acorn down oh my goodness i don't think he can point an acorn yeah that's what i was thinking all right here we go oh ferocious intense just play the mad max soundtrack behind me yeah okay no i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm only i want to yank in their tail wide what a look at him look at him stop it stop doing your oh oh where did we do my i'm weary of you you're the one who's always going like way to the left i'm watching yeah because i'm watching you yeah okay you're trying to t-bone some people t-bone that's my porn name yo what up it's your boy t-bone t-bone and t-poo in the building what am i doing i'm about to you're about to yeah i'm about to with t-bone no help me no i'm not helping you but i'm getting brock oh anthony just keep going there up in here i tried he's he's a 2v1 you you you i'm staying here get out of here hey oh look at this piece of i have a real oh there's ramps oh god oh yeah wow oh my god i can hardly accelerate bang wait two brian no club what are you doing yeah you're driving my door that's what's happening got a truck watch out t-bones coming keep on coming i'm here t-bone up in this what is nogla driving i know that classy it looks like his head is fast as don't can't move me i'm just bigger what happened well i'm just way bigger this is a pretty easy battle how's it going hey buddy t-bone up in this yeah team on up open this stop it you're wasting your time this thing is we're gonna like grip the road oh brock what did i tell you oh oh bruh rocky d moon t-bone recover one might be going well too i like sirloin myself i like shoreline myself let me let me in i'm dead here we go somebody overcooked the t-bone go hate that guy oh no you with your stupid car yes yeah i'm so fast it looks like a hillbilly a modern hillbilly man this ain't got bluetooth baby i'm staying in give birth oh my god i don't want to give birth brock what the are you doing y'all out the wit there we go there we go well that's the i can't get that's an attraction i know this thing sucks i'm going for the start same with me we better not overthrow this thing [Applause] you cheater oh strategy's here oh hi brock so you would like to get into the circle huh don't let them on [Laughter] we're nice thanks for playing along get in the truck that's so cool of you oh my god [Laughter] [Laughter] like oh i want that to be my text ringtone now oh that was great you better be careful i'm very careful they're going to make you into the most careful i like sandwiches are you eating a spoon i also wear a helmet in the car [Laughter] holy if he drives like this when he gets his license he better oh yeah i don't get t-boned me get in the circle everybody get in the circle that's it for you sprite what you doing just straggling back here evan i'm trying to i'm trying to get t-boned what the hell what the hell let's go boys holy get in there [Applause] off of me there are far too many of us alive for the last goddamn bro oh no you might struggle oh no so you might struggle too someone spun out right there get the off me where i'm not gonna make it am i gonna make it you [Music] watch out oh it's close he's gonna move out of the way quick oh no t-ball baby oh yeah a little kissy from t-bone baby all right so you see see another impossible victory and dude how many outfits do you have oh okay you came to the right party all right let's do this let's do this [Music] right it's been months of preparation preparation h all right boys you ready to do this i'm ready yeah all right everybody take your clothes off what right so what what are we doing what's next what's next dude we're gonna steal some money we're gonna we're gonna rob a liquor store this whole time we've been prepping yeah we're liquor store heist yeah that's because none of us has id's and we can't get alcohol yeah this is all a big plan to get a couple beers yeah enjoy freaking jewels i will it's time boys it's time for decisions look at that cut perfect perfect oh my gosh look at that okay okay let's hear it let's hear it let's hear it let me hear these compliments i was thinking about naming my next kid evan regardless of gender so i was thinking about giving you my youtube channel when i die okay i like that i like that listen listen i i hope everybody subscribes to vanessa gaming right now oh sh okay okay when i plug my premium opportunity as well please i will include yours as well sorry too many people talking too many people talking i think everyone should go and click on the link in your description and go buy merch for christmas wow you're not a good businessman you know anyone else i i didn't he wasn't genuine so i i knocked him down oh we look dope we look awesome guys hell yeah for a height we don't look suspicious at all all right boys let's go we're going swimming who's driving moving not driving shady nuts wow disrespectful onward to the casino all right we're here but the bug the bug stars are here yeah yeah hey now we're the birds [Laughter] hey sir uh do you guys you guys hire some uh bug exterminators okay cool listen we're the cockroaches in the casino okay cool cool cool cool oh wow oh here we go all right wow where are we at i've never been in this part of the casino holy oh hi what are you doing oh are we supposed to do that yeah come on come through come through guys i'm nervous i'm nervous i i clap when i'm nervous oh sir no hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what's up what are you doing to the guards what happened they're doing nothing everyone act natural all right for that hey hey uh where's the bugs where's the bugs where's the box where's the we're here at the street hey look i don't i just walked where you're not supposed to oh the guy gave us directions yeah way to go man way to go all right how do we do this how do we do this sneak oh my god okay so look across all the way at the end of the room you see that entrance that's where we need to get to so we're going to take out this first guy here then we're going to try and take out the guy in this in the tuxedo over there i'm not moving i'm not being blamed whoa dude what that was a loud sprint all right i'm taking a tuxedo man shut your goddamn mouth lester be conservative throw your stink bombs we're gonna win this nice throw dude that was the best clip i've gotten all night giving birth in that room yeah i walked in there there was one guy and then another one just appeared in the corner oh oh what the what wait what what wait what uh am i oh i'm driving okay okay bro you just ran over me over i'm so confused right now there went out of there terrorizer all right whatever happened i'm like this is this is so much better chip delivery huh we're wearing exterminator outfits this doesn't match yeah chip delivery that's right yeah yeah that's right yeah yeah yeah we all have sleep apnea during the day yeah wait hold on let me see if i can use the key card yeah look let's go up the stairs because then we can have a kid you have a key card yeah seriously did you apply for a job here during the time that we didn't finish the mission i don't know okay there's a camera right there wow wow that's a big ass cat can i kill myself okay someone else needs to go [Music] no way wait brian oh boy wait how did he not see you take him out how how did he not see you brian this guy's right here he's talking to me he told us to swipe at the same time wait do they think we're i don't think we're enemies let's go don't worry about it come on let's go just don't be seen there's a security camera right here oh yeah don't be seen about the camera wait what these guys okay don't don't question it let's just do this this is the easiest mission i've ever been on we deserve it oh what is going on why didn't they say something hey never tell me nothing you know what this is too easy it was amazing they put on baby rookie mode thanks man oh wow oh yeah what are you guys gonna do with your half of the money i'm gonna put it in a really conservative wells fargo portfolio oh yeah got it go get the money get it not leaving i'm not leaving without the money man i'm greeting oh my gosh this for my family this one's for my dog that's before the crackhead down the street you know he needs some money too can't get any more i can't get anymore i'm fooled oh no oh no good you're good no no [Laughter] my mom only packed me so many snacks i'm running out did you bring a pudding no just fruit roll up in canada it's called fruit by the meter fruit by the meter by the medium group by demeter eh you know how high you know how much oh that guy is gliding around the corner i was getting that guy was flat open the door open the stairs they're coming in they're coming they're rushing and they're rushing go go go go go go go go go go let's go just go just go let's go there's a guy that's going to be in here you got him you got him you got him you got him there's their creep they're still pushing up okay brock are you okay because we're going i've got the weapon i got this holy dude no no no no no no yes okay now we just have to lose five stars you know no big deal hey new checkpoint we've been doing this heist for so long that it's snowing merry christmas everybody we thought that last part was hard wait where are we going we did we didn't get us watching when he gets one of course of course of course of course we gotta get to our driver we gotta get to our cars those blue cars blue cars on a mini map my voice come on guys guys we have to do it again because i forgot to record shut up sorry guys i really wanted to avoid getting a parking ticket so i parked our cars three blocks away oh so that's why we stole these cars like in 10 years ago uh-huh these cars yeah good luck guys i don't need luck i i got the look of the irish on my side it just sucks that it's snowing watch this we're going to slip through right here we have luckily remember no one can die yeah oh yeah you're right go go go i oh my god oh my god dude i am so close to dying dude i don't have i don't have a checkpoint i don't have a checkpoint you gotta know we just have to lose the car oh no look at our back wheel if this works oh we've got no wheel in the snow is there plan there's no planes dude there's no planes go far side go far side are you sure this is the place it's the holidays man i'm so scared right now okay i'm gonna i'm gonna zoom past this guy right here boom everything we've been through left go left go left go left start to come down because there's a guy right there come on guys you can escape we almost have it yes we did it [Laughter] what up boys oh my god you escaped five stars with that hey guys come on look at the buyer look at the look at the damn fire [Music] [Laughter] oh we did it yeah we did it we did [Laughter] maybe a sympathy for me i don't know oh seventeen hundred thousand oh so convenient so convenient that evan just was so busy he couldn't change it you know what i bought the arcade so you guys go yourself all right a bounty of seven thousand dollars [Laughter] yeah we did let's push him off i know that's what i want to do we're definitely pushing her off the building do you think she's cold it doesn't seem like what about you what is he staring at he is looking at her boobs we're just leaving yeah yeah we're yeah they're falling in love oh god this we got some butt damn he has no neck good it's the body structure of a turtle invert your eyes guys avert your eyes what the is happening hey man you need a little romance right we did it oh look at us oh yeah we are all right you want to blow it all off the casino let's go let's go yes i'm glad we all brought our masks we'll never know who we are yeah why aren't you wearing a mask he has some glasses he bought at dollarama oh i'm in the basement damn i got my ass blasted take that clip and make beautiful edits with that perfect clip that that that thank you so much for watching and all the support and i'll talk to you all later all right brian let's go get that plane yeah no we're never ever getting why because somebody blew it up yeah this guy it's not needed it is needed it is needed i don't want to have a 10 episode heist detail yeah you're sitting here complaining about us being late when it's your fault and then complaining about the plane being blown up when it's your fault you you thank that soldier boy okay what's going on what's happening i'll tell you what's happening we've done that you've got to go weapon weapon loadout or else no weapon loadout do not storm no i literally laughed at the end of the last video to this i will leave again weapons mandatory weapons me it's a crack shot that's it i know we need to get molotovs i think it was some grenades we could buy all those no we need to go we need to go to merryweather hq what do you mean we have to find them i have grenades in my pocket right now dude that's all that is true why do we wear so much of our time man wait is a moose okay i heard something recently moon is a moose knuckle the male version of a hamilton no leah said yeah version has to do with your ball yeah so it is it's it's a vagina kamahoof is the male one no moose knuckle is the male version of camel talk possibly it is see brian get educated on in vagina brain you insult virgins whatever whatever sorry i don't know my genitalia slang all right we're here your wife when you think about us i learned a lot from her you did oh nice be the helicopter we can run away with just remember that there's two of them remember there's a cargo bomb a carnival a cargo bomb okay well that guy actually hurt me we got to kill some people for weapons that we already have use your imagination yeah my gosh we need these weapons so much we're going to use really valuable weapons together wait hold on let me use grenades to kill these guys so i can get grenades what other weapons are we getting i'm pretty sure the tubs oh molotovs oh gee okay let me just all of these ones they're limited edition ones oh there's a little there guys there's a little figurine in there dang it where there's an alien figurine oh nice i got him dude wow easter egg six of a hundred collected follow the valkyrie what gets it get come on all right let me fly this damn damn and i love flying helicopters that was your turn that was your one chance to get in where's this thing uh all the way over here that blue helicopter all the way over here i'm not gonna lie i don't have my my helicopter license oh my day evan what did you drink with the espresso dude all right watch this watch this oh no [Music] [Music] let's agree let's agree none of us expected it to explode from the wooden pole the wooden pole the wooden pole the water look guys they already put up a monument for us though oh wow the giant is it a giant l no i'm getting a helicopter it was a memorial get him without evan don't let him fly you're not flying evan all right all right all right and stop evan i know the way you're saying all right is very soft dude get these freaking cars out of the way oh 15 feet in the air and you shot him dead i didn't take it dude you think it would just work gently land yeah smoothly yes dude your recent actions we cannot give you a helicopter okay i wonder why all my mcdonald's arrived can we just go in the helicopter immediately yeah yeah immediately good job brock are we good yeah man we're great yeah let's do this give it to them dog you say hello to my little owl hey guys can we uh bring it in you guys lower down ah i know you're kind of high in testosterone right now good thing about jesus i have nothing to do so i can eat fries how are you guys doing today what great what how's your family what i said how is your family i'm trying to think of a word that rhymes with family to mistaken what you said but i can't think of anything so they're doing great they're doing great okay i can land it i can do this don't drop it he went straight down yes dude ah come on now it's gonna blow up beautiful dick you wanted to keep that keep that yeah is that it yeah it's okay let's see the next mission is what get the air get the airplane but what weapons weapon loadout we did crash oh we don't need to do that one wait we didn't have to do that no we know we did we just had to pick which one so it's going to dictate what kind of weapons oh we up we should have picked a different category we got a sniper rifle are you kidding me oh no we picked a terrible snipe so we need to do something that will prevent those guards from having any armor when we do the heist because that's what us up last time are we going to teleport no we're going to go upstairs and use the helicopter we oh wait hello oh you died i thought there's no friendly fire hey hey you're trying to sneak into this yeah i'm trying to get in here me and more here to do a new supreme clothing line uh pre-launch in there you wear that hey look at me i'm bright red and i got a horse look at this face oh that's supreme this is supreme it's asian supreme okay supreme leader it's supreme leader it's supleme oh weapon should i use i'm using ak [Music] oh you're actually legit going okay all right come on let's go let's go let's go oh my gosh there's a lot of them oh there's a lot of them die die i feel kind of bad these guys just don't wait we got supposed to i feel kind of bad like these guys just work at a clothing factory like why do they have guns then yeah this is probably teespring we're blowing up right now elbow's on fire i'm on fire okay we gotta get inside get inside because you guys all these people queue up in la for this dog merch line that death cry i need c force one sec i gotta see fours [Music] did they destroy them or what i got the credit it's all about credit in your bank little pee pee okay it was all me it's two minutes there's two minutes for what oh this is a cool car thanks it's four seater i don't know where you are guys two minutes why is it telling me to go right and then you left gps i told you to use google all the way straight stay in this road stay in this road it's all the way straight let's see if we can stay straight bro you won't even literally yeah you're driving redeem your driving from the last video hold on yes pretty bad driving move beautiful work yes will he take the right road oh yes you should have stayed in here i survived no stay in it's a submarine oh it's not that's not that's just fine just use a hormone rocket don't listen him in his chicken nuggets there you're welcome oh my god see i did it you're shagging welcome he's so fun isn't he i'm doing a mission there's 27 seconds on it what you want me to do with the dude or gas through the royal jacket off and then what you what or you know just get in the submarine that has rockets oh wait wait what the your car still works in water [Music] bootyman we yes we do it's moody man i'll hail moody man i have some bad news about the delivery scooter guys can like for one mission i'm begging you to just wait till we're all there okay but when you get all here i have some bad news about the delivery scooter you've gotten zero patience knowing that i just don't wanna move man's calling me i don't give a what you think about me what up boys what the is up he's talking to all of us i gotta deliver this postmates okay uh hey we only have a minute 40 to do it so oh we gotta get out of here oh just me okay okay uh go follow that scooter the mcdonald's is gonna get cold all the way at the casino he needs these slippers oh man i'm gonna do some wheelies and we only have a minute don't up i'm doing wheelies it makes you go faster moody man i have your shawarma warmer better be warm i did 29 seconds evan i'm going dude what do you think i'm doing 29 seconds hurry the up maybe if you didn't steal the bike from me yo i'm not gonna make it 15 seconds turn right 10 seconds okay okay i'm going i'm gone [Music] [Applause] i was right there dude come on amazon prime that's where you have to be dude i can't believe you dude hey at least i got the scooter still no no no no no no i mean while we're here scooter you've lost your job hey what did cut up a nice piece of turkey oh my god do you see that do you see the water it's glitching out [Music] what the let me take a picture and send it to you guys in uh group chat i want to see hold on hold on let me let me let me let me fly this what let me fly this helicopter let me fly this helicopter i want to explore i want to explore these things okay holy crap dude what oh watermelon oh so confused oh god oh god it's like a uh it's like a uh like a whirlpool it's like there's there's like a sink oh a devil's sinkhole one of those giant holes oh going in oh you're going in going in [Music] go ahead and start the mission there brian [Music] oh it's still oh my god it's still the same [Music] damn it i wish my game was glitched i'm floating in the air going there yep keep going straight a little bit hey oh my god we're floating up into the air we're floating up we are flying we're flying we are in the air right now we are in the air but also sometimes in the water we are now at the bottom of the ocean what the you are the bottom of the ocean okay we are going back up we are floating back up to the surface are you on top of the water below the water uh i'm chilling out man we're flying we're flying heaven's tripping balls yes the drugs are working okay okay i'm wasting your guys's time no i think taking advantage of it that is rare i'm happy you're having fun evan i'm just happy you're having fun man all right let's go uh-oh dude so it turns out that okay okay that's fine okay get ready ready three two one get in [Music] where am i going why am i why am i running [Applause] oh i don't want to fly all right fine okay hold on i haven't landed a plane since this game came out okay try to straighten out just try to go in nice and straight nice and level with the ground not pointing directly at it as you are perfect that's that's that's going to be fantastic oh we're running out of runway though look at that what the oh stop stop stop stop stop stop why is it not stopping how do i stop it how do i stop it it was it was still going attention morons in this airplane what the was that right there albright do you know how to land an aircraft follow me let me guide you in have your landing gear down landing gears out get low hold that trigger get the brakes nose up i'm jumping out there you go ah there you go sorry it's on you brock all right i have the sticks uh you have to move your aircraft sir i'm trying to taxi my flight simulator okay i got it oh well this could be an alt f f9 it might be an alt f4 wait you said to get rid of it right yeah i'm gonna park it in this hangar over here oh [Laughter] parked it i just love the place oh god that was great thank you for that evidence that's funny we got a plane now we need to get a pilot okay why we have evan yeah what are you talking about man we need a talented pilot like i said you got me wait evan you're right by a loan shark hey i didn't say i got my license and parachuting okay oh wait oh they are on the street talk well they used to be one you can get the last one i'm gonna knock him out watch i'm gonna knock him out oh yeah go go go go go surprise nice nice okay evan evan i think he's dead i think he's gonna make sure he's gonna make sure going in boys i'm going in fbi female party inspector get out of town huh sit the down reach and clear oh that again oh yeah charge me again oh boy there you go wait did i just oh i just kissed him oh no he's still on i got him i got him wait it's not we're hurting him anymore i got him oh just shoot the shoot shoot the truth blow it up blow it up blow it up blow it up a little he's gonna kill me he's gonna kill me blow it up blow it up oh no no no no fire holy oh look at all his money so wait where's the pilot um i i guess he owed money oh yeah probably yeah and we had to get these guys off i mean probably if we let like actually listen to the call and probably say something about it maybe yeah so let's just guess he owed the money and we're doing him a favor and he's going to do this solid there's two rules i live by i never read manuals and i never listen to audio that tell you what to do in the gta 5 mission i'm going up to the hills i'll lose this helicopter surely why am i going guys we're already in the hills why am i going so high i should be going to the city yeah why am i following this idiot oh brian you see what you just passed i i know i know i saw him around are you turning around for the bushes hell yeah let's do this here we go here we go oh oh they're in the way they're in the way how do you blow up these things again right in the d-pad oh i'm throwing proximity so that's why left on the d-pad what i was doing i just have oh i don't have any wheels anymore oh it's opening this opening now yes i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it are you kidding me yes i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it yeah you kidding me yeah that is pathetic i did it it yes ah i'm doing it my tire just blew out ready go go go go go go go go go go go go yes [Laughter] you got it it's like him parking the airplane nailed it i lost them oh man he's coming down the stairs oh man the cop was coming down the stairs and i was just hiding on the other side all right back to let's just do the heist without no glue go on that would be crazy and just sleep in on friday it just comes it comes to us doing the highest nah we could never do that unless helicopters a little wear and tear hold on i got a megaphone for this [Music] are you trying to sound like a helicopter pilot [Music] [Laughter] okay soldiers fall in line in line oh oh sorry okay i'm ready i'm ready [Laughter] i know who i am i'm the dude that's planned to do disguise of the dude disguised as a monkey i don't read the script script reads me [Music] to command both we're running the line completely we're coming in for a resupply over oh we're here [Music] oh hello guys louie i can hear you no glasses oh god are you guys all right there by the wreckage oh my god is that you i think so last time i checked what's wrong with you you're walking kind of funny give me a cute screwdriver for you and a piece of paper well louie looks like we don't have those materials to repair the helicopter so we're gonna have to continue the rest of our mission on foot all right man stay low stay in the shadows stay in the bushes we're in a dangerous territory but luckily we have lots of cover on the freeway god damn it hold on [Laughter] all right man we're getting close to the objective i'll take point stay alert be careful around here that hurt those enemies stay frosty approach the perimeter you gotta crouch because it looks more dramatic and epic we need some recon move move move i'll take point i'll take point move move move move move move go go go go go go go go go sh tango spotted i feel he's a pig the are you guys doing i don't i don't think he sees us okay we're gonna have to surprise him all right you guys doing down there hey we've been compromised over [Music] i've been in the military many years i've never seen somebody looking as stupid as you group of this man's wearing a bicycle helmet what kind of where's a bicycle helmet in the military i know i sure wouldn't what the wrong with that other monkey he's all green you guys get him like you guys should get him looking it's camo i was in the military just like you then they sent me home why because you were a pig and not a human being i think it's horse but whatever apparently you have to be a human being to be in the military in this country now i just sit on my front porch and i hunt shot 13 dogs this morning down a dirt bike down there got it tango down been riding this puppy for years ever since i got out i've been taking it up and down these hills i know this machine inside and out we can roll out medic hey pig your bike is freaking broken what else do you have great he has a bus oh oh what's up where the hell did you get this well they kicked me out of the military so i stole this thing see if anybody wants to kick me out of anything for being a pig i'll steal some and i don't give a i don't care i'm a pig what are they gonna do all right piggy i appreciate the ride you're gonna have to take us home all right ah i need you guys secret mission secret mission for what i haven't had enough men to do this for years hold on real quick i got to grab a snickerdoodle that has some candy i don't have any money no i needed a good team like this to get this done so what exactly do we have to do here don't worry about it will come i'm sexy all right so i'm sure you all know why i brought you here i need to fill you all in about that secret mission right damn look at that ass about the mission what mission the mission that you brought us here for i brought you a mission to the strip club i've suddenly gotten really stupid let me refresh your memory getting kicked out of military pig not human ring any bells got kicked out of the military but i mean look where i'm at now this is way better yeah you had a mission for us to fulfill oh yeah that's stupid i mean if you guys want to well we need to get home and you said the only way we're going to get home is if we know we should stay in here for a few more minutes all right so after this we could do the mission and we could go home right uh yeah but i don't think this is the right place to tell you about this mission we gotta find a little bit better more secluded place follow me okay all right all right piggy now that we're here tell us about this stupid mission okay huh the mission you talking about the there was a mission the mission to play some golf right we're gonna chase the little white ball around right boys no the military mission you gotta play nine before the sun goes down god god golfing is so much fun you know i love going what the are we i'm trying to find my ball damn it okay what the hell are we doing what are you talking about what is this mission okay we went to the strip club and played your damn great time yeah dude 18 holes man i shot four over okay okay can you get on with this mission jesus like where the are we first of all mission we're at the playboy mansion dude this is the best mission a man could ask for okay okay yeah but we need to get home okay we need to get back all right all right all right all right all right i've led you guys on about this whole mission enough right it's time to get down to brass tacks here all right but first okay we can't just go in there with with nothing right we need some supplies supplies yes i've got people who have things that we need all right we're here so apparently we're supposed to get supplies right yeah yeah those two guys are wearing the because this is where we're getting the supplies all right the two guys over there they don't feel safe at all i don't these look at the way i'm dressed right now these are my people just i dress like this all the time i i hang out with these guys all the time we're gonna get the supplies we're gonna be on our way all right yo what up tyreese tyrone it's your boy sugar nips you all got that stuff huh you got that stuff oh all right we're here we got your so-called quote-unquote supplies hey don't talk about those supplies those are the best supplies i've ever gotten okay okay okay get on with the mission all right jesus little cartoons okay i like to unwind after i enjoy my supplies all right this mission listen i got kicked out of the military they don't like hooves i have hooves nothing i can do about it i gotta get revenge on those though so here's the plan all right we're gonna infiltrate their military base we're gonna go in a team of two two teams of two three teams of two who knows how many teams of two we gotta do to get inside that military base but i have enough choppers for all of us all right we're gonna fly in we're gonna come at a decent cruising altitude we're all gonna jump out parachute in we need someone north side someone eastside some on the west side all right we gotta be tactical about this we gotta be sneaky we gotta be stealthy we're gonna get in there we're gonna steal some valuable military equipment and get the out of there quick and quiet and clean is that clear i got it buckle up boys we're going in let's go i'm not making it oh we're in we're in we're gonna do this we're in go go go go go guys we got enemies inbound getting the jeep getting the jeep we lost the tire we don't need wheels where we're going lay down some fire all right piggy what's the plan what's the plan what's the plan we gotta find the jet we gotta get out of here come on you know this place like the back of your hooves come on come on do something like the back of my hooves all right here's a couple jets i'll take the one on the left you take the one on the right i don't know why we're stealing jets but okay i told you i wanted one i have no use for it but i needed just out of principle these stole more than me than a two million dollar aircraft are you serious jesus christ maybe i wasn't cut out for the military after all you have any idea how hard it is to use the joysticks in a fighter jet with hooves i just it's like trying to operate it with fists it just wasn't working no wonder they didn't want to give me a assault rifle how am i supposed to pull the trigger all right who's calling the taxi taxi [Music] medic what the is going on right i'm scared i'm scared guys what what what we're going to we're going yeah we are going higher what in the world is going on pull up your map we're going further and further away from the city oh shoot we were going to time travel remember [Music] so now what well yeah stretch it out stretch it out oh yeah i'm ready there's aliens over there look at the aliens what aliens over there look at him peek at him look here he's wearing a green suit this is master chief it's not master chief what the hell it's like a guy from district nine kill the alien kill the alien cow count me oh my god it's christmas all over again oh my god this is going to be amazing this is how the train was invented are you ready i am more than ready this is going to be how many trucks is this this is five six five oh that was five there's only five here we go here we go here we go here we go hold down the accelerator all right all right hold on oh boy oh my god oh my god yes this is like nascar all right all right we have to have a contest whoever dies is something all right definitely gonna be the guy in the back oh no where are you going well we're gonna restart anyways no we're not this is the worst thing of all time listen if you see a full-blooded alien do not kill him all right kill him okay oh no no no no kill the alien kill everybody but the full blood okay just kill the alien no oh yeah there he is there he is let's see oh no he got me he got all right all right kill everybody but him all right he got velocity i am trying to communicate with the aliens oh my god god james we come to peace okay we're not here to hurt you no we're not here look this is a this is a competition survival of the fittest okay there can only be one did i win killed you so quickly oh god uh bro things are about to get really really rough guys oh my god hold on oh no oh oh we're good yeah we're perfect wait is it possible to get attached like a truck cartoon where are we going stop the track car dudes we're gonna go to the waters why are we going so fast i wasn't controlling it yeah yeah i'm sure oh my god i can't stop all right i think we either won or we lost which one was it here we go here we go okay careful careful not going to end well here we go [Laughter] when we tried to connect like a bunch of them into a circle i think we might break the game if we do that go go for it yeah right just a little bit more oh my god wait hold on hold on hold on hold on oh yeah we got it we got it yes we made a circle all right here we go one two three go here we go let's move as a circle like an interstellar look at that space look at that space right there enough for louis look at that look at that got the team on my back i got your mom there we go there we go here we go now we could time travel let's try it on dropping order travel we all have to be going 40 miles an hour turning to the left and stepping on the gas non-stop yeah come on let's do this three two one all right here we go here we go we're going higher we're good [Music] what in the world is going we're on high in the sky where are we going we're going to space fluff your map we're going further and further away from the city oh shoot we were going to time travel remember yeah don't watch this this is a spoiler for interstellar don't watch this if you haven't seen the movie yet guys oh no oh no oh no oh what's that oh oh my god yo what the in the oh yeah it's every oh wow i didn't know the city looked all white from up here this someone jump out oh velocity jumped out he's flying up he's flying up oh no no why did you jump out oh no yeah we're falling fast [Laughter] hey guys hey hey hey hey we went too far back in time this is before the landmasses we made it made we went so oh man the entire city is flooded yeah i don't i think we went too far in the future global warming all right you guys ready to go to space yes round two let's go to the moon we're going to the sun not the moon why are we going to the sun that's such a stupid idea the moon doesn't go away when it's oh my god the moon and the sun are the same thing it's just that the moon gets cold at night yeah because there's no sun drop drop god dang it speed we drove straight into a set of michael bay okay go all right go go go the best glitch ever go towards the city guys how do we how do we control that control it my camera angle is going so far from the screen right now i know that's that happened to me it looked like a bunch of flies like ladybugs or something okay this is ridiculous my camera is so far away they're so high in the sky so now what i don't know i know i know don't jump out don't jump out what happens if we detach can we do that okay what happened what the hell oh no no we're done we're going down we're dead somebody yelled timber it's so much less intense when your camera is like a thousand feet away from your car like i just see a tiny dot falling oh my god it's three specks of confetti falling in the middle of the ocean this is this is my car is one pixel i was following him this is hilarious okay now i can't see anything i'm just gonna die in the water peacefully i'm just sadly floating down into the dark abyss with the trucks guys i'm drowning oh i'm drowning i was drowning first i was drowning first get away i want to die in peace [Music] why i got him i think oh what the hell man i lost are we done what you didn't hear put the controller down because how mad he was because he lost bonus round holy oh my god wow they're they're they're locked they're launching a counter attack against the aliens oh i'm hearing noises locks dangerously cheesy oh what the crash on oh i got your ass oh boy all right here we go big jump this is dangerous [Music] there you go come on [Laughter] it wasn't pretty but he made it it still counts you just completely gave up on landing on your feet you just went head first oh no oh no oh no i'm stuck i'm stuck oh what what are you doing i got pushed upwards look i'm up here now look i'm up here oh wow you are that was awesome god i'm so smart what exactly [Music] no no no [Laughter] nothing in the bike little child i'm gonna bring you to a nice dark place i can give you candy and you watch television oh my god oh you're killing yourself get on this bike with me just get just get on this bike with me with me i wanna i just want you to play gary's model that's what it looks like let's go drive you're not driving properly how are you driving you're not sitting right now that was the gayest stunt of all time no dead on the back on the back come on trust me get on no wonder these jet ski lessons were free this is real up close and personal man it's gonna get more up close and personal in a second okay just don't look into his eyes thank god he's closing his eyes if you open your eyes it's gonna be the scariest in the world please don't the jet ski lesson is over heavy um i hope you learned rule number one of jet ski lessons what's that always drive with your boss i want to make sure you're using your butt cheeks wait what the i like what you see maricel yeah me and van also been working on this prototype it's the atv there's really no advantage of this atv compared to a normal one that's not the best feature marcel hold on that's not the best feature watch it goes in circles check this out let me just twerk this right here all right it should be it should start going in circles now i i said it should start going to there it goes there we go oh that's all we got it to do though what the stop stop it it has a mind of its own stop it it's out of control i need to deliver this to the halloween store out of the way watch out how's the ride back there delirious you feeling comfortable i'm scared um i don't want to alarm you but i think they uh repaired the road with cement and they kind of got your legs stuck inside of the road so that might be a problem when you wake up from your nap i find it funny that you're dipping your face in a puddle of blood you're facing a puddle of blood guys that's not how you're supposed to ride a plane it's not good for aerodynamics guys you see lots of feet hanging out i'm wearing flip-flops it's just cold as i was hoping for a little more foot room the leg room is awful if you think about it technically we have a lot of foot room basically speaking we got the whole world i'm glad that our co-pilot could see the sky very well he's really paying attention to what's going on in front of him oh we're gonna die we're gonna die [Music] oh my god your body's twisted around this is the weirdest thing i've ever done on gta 5. sir can i help you yes are you okay no do i look okay to you no i heard somebody needed help over here something about a man stuck in a tree i'm stuck in a tree why are you jerking off just to release the tension i'm nervous just a normal day in gta here nothing weird or awkward is going on okay i'm gonna get your right on the count of three you're gonna jump okay okay one three [Laughter] all right you're out thank you are you gonna pick up your helmet it's on the ground oh i've got another one you bring a spare yeah no it's got to be prepared it's such a waste it's right there in front of the bike just pick it up it's less effort to just pull it out of my crotch you look like that scene from the titanic like the edge of the boat [Music] come on jack shut up quick jack all right get a good nice uh drive up there jack just stop calling me jack i'm gonna keep calling you jack until we're off his bike all right jack we have to get away here we go are you ready stop talking like that okay all right let's go here we go let's go let's go [Music] hey what is up guys van oss here and hopefully you guys enjoyed that gta 5 video of me and my friends messing around with this weird mannequin glitch and it's probably one of the funniest glitches that i've seen in this game so far so i'm really happy i got to mess around with it but if you guys want to learn how to do this glitch i'm going to leave some tutorial links in the description so you guys go check those out and the people that i'm linking are the same people who actually showed us the glitch and they were actually supporters and fans of our channels so that really is awesome that i was able to learn it firsthand from them so i appreciate that so i make sure to go over there show them some support and once again hopefully you enjoyed this video thank you guys so much for watching and i will talk to you guys later [Music] you

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Length: 101min 26sec (6086 seconds)

Published: Mon May 24 2021