Vanossgaming 2018 Golt it Funniest Edition

all right next to the t is vanoss gonna try and hit a nice little stroke up the hill bounce it off the corner right into the cup should be able to get a hole in one here if he hits perfect shot uh all right evan let's see it your first golf shot ever happy oh it didn't go anywhere happy you got to swing the the mouse back and then forward yes i know forward come on it's all in the hip okay holy oh [ __ ] nice seven a little bit softer than that just a little tap it in everything happening oh oh the big shot that was beautiful bam god damn it come heaven just a little tap and yeah [ __ ] up because i can't go until you go no wait really yes because you're in the [ __ ] way how'd you get a green ball don't glow brook [Applause] [Laughter] god bam look at that look at that so why what the [ __ ] oh man it takes forever to go back and i don't want to press r is there a different button i can press f okay all right [ __ ] this game ever [ __ ] this [ __ ] tap just tap it in no [Music] [Applause] there we go a solid [ __ ] i see the timer no you want me to go first you can go ahead slowly just tap it yes [Laughter] yeah fine there you go well done evan smack it as hard as you [ __ ] can and go back oh no smack it smack it evan [Music] oh that was almost sick do it again evan do it again okay make it harder for the views [Laughter] perfect perfect come on see you later evan sobies for this there you go there you go that's all right there you go yeah it's a canadian grocery store i know [Music] i like how my hole in one was just a birdie though that's it i'm right there evan oh okay all right candy cane the tip no glue teaching me how to play golf there typically see it go for it right there it's a candy cane [Music] where's [Music] skip brian because he's a [ __ ] come on down brian come on down brad i'd be winning the [ __ ] yeah we got shoes he's corner camping he's cornered [ __ ] on the mini golf course come on brian you're hanzo maine oh my god oh yeah that's it man the map's pretty it's pretty nice all right guys i made it oh i never got on this hole okay i see the triangle trick shot you're such an [ __ ] i hope you fall thank you frick shot god damn it i'm back here all right you ready for this trick shot i've been practicing this one oh watch it wait wait wait you're laughing me now but wait for this [ __ ] wait for this [ __ ] i gotta see what he's doing see what i'm trying to see what i'm trying you gotta go hit it harder a little bit to lift bam holy oh that's not too far out no no no no no no no no okay what if he actually gets it like he won't i get it you all have to watch this all right mixing it up well wait where's the hole we're like oh oh just like that just tony hawk it oh boy i was lucky that was very lucky i want to play this one are you what are the odds there we go there we go here we go [ __ ] evan get in the hole [Music] thanks that actually helped me nice i'm good i'm good wait where are you supposed to hit it inside this car just down the stairs and then there's multiples to knock me in i got you i got you i got you guys this is like pool this is like pool yeah it's like it's time you have to skim you right on the left side right yeah that's it you're gonna have to hit it pretty hard though i imagine [ __ ] is that was that good you can try it i'm gonna try it ha first one together oh wait it is hole that's not the whole guys you're shooting come on keep going are you kidding me you can go in any hole in little you get a hole in one though you have to get a hole in one it's a challenge wow it may not be worth the eight strokes but you know entertainment you have 21 seconds to give you a crazy high score don't finish in time oh [Applause] oh [Music] oh oh [ __ ] evan that's you're okay somewhere in somewhere somewhere in between oh yeah somewhere not that hard evan and hit it somewhere somewhere in between there and the roof wait oh [ __ ] oh wait uh oh right here's the [ __ ] press half oh oh no oh you're back at the start uh brian brian waited the whole time just to do that oh god i went too far oh my god [Applause] just just now that's impressive man somebody slipped it in them goddamn leprechauns no i got a bag of kettle and uh enjoy this little thing the little snippet to put in it to make it easier to open it wasn't there so it pringles out do you do a good golf narrator voice for the uh the tee off oh the man oh my god of being a golf voice what am i supposed to do in my spare time wife keeps [ __ ] nagging me bean hit the [ __ ] ready button oh i'm ready ready oh [ __ ] here we go damn what's the top hat that's me it's a nice halloween costume man thank you all right are you gonna announce us okay first up we've got vanessa a prime veteran of dolphins i forgot how to play i forgot oh you hit me hit me closer did you get a hole in one no no sadly no finally we've got terrorizer who's better at the bane voice than me and there he goes just like that i'm not saying [ __ ] thing anymore oh [ __ ] so this is why i don't like playing golf with your [ __ ] i have no friends all right go nogla you could do it [ __ ] off you can knock me in knock me in i'm gonna knock you out [Laughter] [ __ ] get away from you oh you went through me oh i did that's awkward let me know hit it in the hole evan it's only the first hole don't be a [ __ ] i'm gonna help you this time i know your intentions oh no i didn't evan i can send you the footage i didn't look you're spectating me right now am i in i didn't how did you commentary [ __ ] we can't have common trees we can't have common trees what place let's send me back to the start you sick twisted piece of [ __ ] damn we oh all those little holes going in little holes [ __ ] it the right one's bad only the left one's good what kind of sick joke is this where's the flag good joke trick or treat my [ __ ] ass [Music] there you go jiggly oh my god what's brian oh no man no no no i had to turn off i had some turned on coming right off golf with friends i'm going to keep making mistakes okay look at that look at that that that's a 10 [ __ ] all right brian guess which hole you're supposed to go in oh nice nice nice is it the middle hole the right hole or the left hole you kind of only have one choice right now to be honest but which hole are you going in brian that's the wrong one [ __ ] off all right try again is it the left hole or the right hole it's a mystery but nobody knows all right ask the almighty so give give me a give me a clue give me a clue next to the balls like the skull and bones yeah yeah yeah oh really the one with the candle on top the one with the candle on top okay the one that's ahoy the right one i'll get oh very good at all honestly i didn't know that those other holes did that i just got really lucky oh look at that oh [ __ ] off what did you do wrong i hit it too hard wow it's just about me oh yeah oh yeah i just filmed putter speed how was that [ __ ] what are you laughing wait are we supposed to hit in this hill here oh god i got in the fake hole again it's the butthole i'm just gonna edit on the screen a hole in one right again [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] you brian all right i'm good all right wait what is that thing what is that shiny thing on the ground what is that what is that puddle of urine what is that no that's speed it's like a speed thing ever i know yeah go into it oh no no no it speeds you the wrong way yep that's what we said [ __ ] okay all right tricked are you [ __ ] sucking my nut sack come on don't don't you dare don't you dare knock me [ __ ] yes there's an end in sight oh yeah oh [ __ ] there it goes holy [ __ ] did i did i do that [Music] look at all the good things i did mom put a sticker on the fridge god damn it this is going to be a long session yeah this is only a whole six okay all the way down come on oh [ __ ] is he gonna stab me now you're good you're good you're good you're safe he's not going to be able to get through that oh yeah you want to bet you want to see the [ __ ] [Music] try to replicate that try to replicate that we can't because we all got in the hole already terrorizer woods so yep hold on i got this just like it's just really easy that's there's that first try jiggly beard gent and hit me please no no no no no no it's not in my moral upbringing [Music] come on hit me do a trick shot your [ __ ] trick shot yeah that's what we're doing i want you glitter no not that do you like uh bounce off the walls all right oh not like that that's some [ __ ] do you like something this one then get it get it in another hole that's not even this whole oh all right that's easy you just go for this hole [ __ ] that one oh [ __ ] oh my god oh my god dude do it holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] this is going in this is going no way oh just try keep trying keep trying a bit more to the right so far this is it this is it my house is on you right now all right i've got a wife and four kids come on i got four wives and one kid we're going in whoa oh it's going in it's going in this i don't even want to look where it's gonna land where's it gonna land looking oh you did it no way he did it yes you are six and a half minutes you are the that was legitness hello [Laughter] [Music] shall we go for the hole or shall we do hello yellow man [Music] oh hey what are you guys doing oh my god hi that was so close tyler i need your help and today how is he gonna help you in order for you to i need to i need motivation to hit this shot you got to hit me with a po-op a pull-up okay anthony quality po-op all right i'm gonna i'm gonna need you to focus all right yes feel the mouse on your fingers yes your hand in your palm feel the texture of your mouse pad as you move the mouse around yes right feel it i feel it yep yes it is a great shot in a great shot put that ball into the hole just like if you went to the toilet to take a big [ __ ] pop okay do it like you were taking a pop oh it was close you [ __ ] suck okay see you guys bye [Music] and anti-climax right there ladies and gentlemen look at your hands oh they actually gave you 102. oh [ __ ] oh wow oh oh you only hit 100 shots apparently it doesn't fit there you go guys that was the nexus our world played perfectly hey google who is the gaming terrorizer sorry i can't help what's this what's this what's this hey google who is vanoss gaming according to [ __ ] up stop talking not talking [ __ ] off shut up no one cares hey google who is da de nogla sorry i don't understand this is the only guy i actually tried other than myself and it's pretty [ __ ] funny try wildcat like hey google who is i am wildcat on the website idolwiki.com they say tyler1 is a real gaming communicator for youtube who works under the alias buying wildcats wow they had it cool i no i oh when i asked it it said something about like the van off crew she started reading something who is the van ass crew hey google who is the van ass crew on the website oh my god crew has changed a lot over the years the members include h2o delirious watch it doesn't have me wildcat davey de novo caliber big jigglypanda 407 and others i am switching you for a [ __ ] amazon echo the second i get it [Laughter] oh my god all right what am i doing we're gonna play some golf all right so how the worst thing i've ever played i thought hand simulator was the worst we're knocking off all the good ones on your list today okay so now you have to get into one of one of them there you go [Music] all right yes i got a birdie i have no idea what is going on not quite you have to make it into one of these tubes any of that yeah we're in the carnival just any old tube you know you go you got that hot girl on your arm you're trying to impress her when are the teddy never mind where i'm from we don't have teddy bears we only have assault rifles [Laughter] almost the knot in the wood does not count there you go yeah oh what's going on what is this what the [ __ ] is [Music] the [ __ ] is going on i can't with your balls son of a [ __ ] oh my oh this is the one this is the one come on does it have like to hit you over come on this is so difficult yeah i got it oh yeah oh man i don't know what i'm doing piss this is the dumbest thing i've ever played are you serious yeah hey guys what's up i can't move come on come on see ya press f and i used all my shots no there you go there it is you cry [Laughter] this is difficulty easy by the way this is the dumbest hole i've ever seen in any golf game ever boom yeah yeah oh baby he doesn't have enough strength this game is a load of [ __ ] oh my god i hit someone else all in one oh a little too hard oh the [ __ ] oh you dick that's he's caught back in front of me i'm hitting beerus [Music] two of my shots were hitting off other people's [ __ ] bodies ugly ass jack-o'-lantern legion is not impressing we're gonna use hit as hard as you can as hard as you like i spent 300 for a teddy bear this carnival pull your mouse like all the way across your desk harder it's like smashing i'm really good at getting balls and holes too and i cannot yeah there you go congratulations yes i got a condor [ __ ] come on stay in the fairway the pressure's on now i gotta get there oh god damn it 14 is the max oh i ran out now 12 is the maximum shots easily the best frock is smashing everyone score 14. i like this one oh never mind i don't like this one hey oh what a [ __ ] shot boys what are you supposed to do you're supposed to slow down to such a level that you land you land come on how did you know that this is this is where it is here we go here we go this is what you want this is what you want what the [ __ ] was that i told you i got your name yes did you see that [ __ ] i watched you go [ __ ] flying this is not working i don't know how you did it okay well that was it for me feeling good feeling good brock's like i love this game we don't play this game more often oh am i still doing this no no no no you're not i'm obviously winning with 62. one of those oh it's one of those bucket [ __ ] what what oh [ __ ] it's a little hey move fat thick purple balls on my face what do we do you need to make it stick in wait what yeah look at this [ __ ] what's the [ __ ] i shoot the the very bottom of the bucket the bottom one have you never been to a car it's all about power this is like you buried yeah you want to see power he left the map how do you do this yeah a little bit harder than that a little bit harder yeah and then one a little bit softer than that a little softer and then you just get a glide into the bottom of it i know i don't have carnivals in canada but it's softer than that softer than that my last chance maple candy eating competition that's it that's it yeah yeah [Music] whoa you gotta time this ah yeah yeah knocking denied the first time i ever did that [ __ ] my [ __ ] hole uh okay i think i did a little cheatsy doodle what'd you do how does one doodle the cheatsies i got a turd cannon hey i got it i don't know how that's hurt you just gotta look around that's all i'll say just look around oh there's a hole in the middle there's a little tiny hole in the middle you can shoot down a little well you can shoot noel legion down there legion that's what i've been trying to do for like five [Laughter] watch this we'll try for the green ones now maybe not being in the cannon is part of the problem how does this work you aim yeah nice okay you have to pick a color oh i'll go for yellow because my balls yellow we have to all we have to get a full color i'll be lucky to get it at any of the tubes oh god damn it i assume by that morning i've got it in i got it yeah i don't think any of you have to do it in the rings yeah one of the colors dude are you none of the white ones serious i oh condor what do you gotta get it oh i just realized you got to go in between the cups you [Music] look he's like 25 the sweaty con i got a hole in one thought that great this is going to be the hole where he [ __ ] up [ __ ] i thought it was when it's your day today oh my god bounced out and back in go yellow oh [ __ ] this so [ __ ] finished with this [ __ ] god [ __ ] respond [Music] come on turd drop your turd in that blue hole god damn it the wrong butthole [Music] him oh i got him i love this game oh yeah oh my god in a row and i'm nowhere near them yeah i'm the sweaty one come on i'm pretty close i'm only got 30 strokes on me two of them are actual strokes i can do this how'd you get one is that it brian yeah you got to get into the bowl god come on pressure pressure no i get it okay [Music] oh pressing f not pressing don't push f to pay respects though no bam yes c concentration [Applause] difficulty easy oh wow don't do that where's the whole evan you almost got it there actually no it's pinball wow all in one i keep going from like a 12 to hold on i got an eagle i didn't are you [ __ ] joking where's the oh there it is i see it nice oh wow it's pink oh my god brock got a whole you painting pawn okay down the center [Music] little [ __ ] wooden cockroach [Music] [Music] i can't do anything i can jump come on oh yeah come on come on that was awesome it's working come on nice all right this one i feel a good feeling about this one yep there it is right down the center i have a good feeling about it too what am i doing wrong you gotta hit it harder what are you doing oh [ __ ] [Music] up no yes no i can't hear you like this come on yes no no come on come on [Music] and anthony i was at the end i didn't hit the last portal thingy that [ __ ] me oh son of a [ __ ] whoa what is going on i don't know where the [ __ ] you're going the sewer system please what are you doing please he's in the tumble dryer [Laughter] i don't think i've ever got so many holes in one and never won unbelievable god unbelievable brock whew we're all like let's let's play golfer with brock you'll get ultimate comeback right there little sweaty [ __ ] all right time for golf we're going to the dunes of destiny okay let's do it let's do it oh these are going to be there we go dooms of my demise right here here we go first off to the t big poopy panda that's right it's changing my channel name it's collision on by the way with a poopy yes it is oh god oh that's somebody bumped me in that is some gritty poopy sand jiggly back me please wait this i thought we were gonna do like a a special map oh do you want to you do you want to do like carnival games yeah yeah yeah you should do that there might be some stuff like that i mean we should we should do that look at this there's a trick ramp i didn't get on this game to actually play golf oh i see what you're saying oh oh god oh my god oh my [ __ ] god oh thank you i'm closer to my end goal here we go i'm good now oh actually you know what it's not bad i am oh all right trick shot ready trick shot here we go all right here we go went are you okay [ __ ] this [ __ ] i'm just gonna do it regularly [Laughter] there you go a turd in one home this does not look like a carnival to me i have to quit out if you want a new one where's the carnival i don't know where the carnival is wait is there another carnival one yeah is there okay let's do it do it let's do it do it oh i'm supposed to do the yellow ball get out of here oh you're hey i've been the yellow ball since the beginning of time all right i've got the videos to prove it i'm here no you're not here oh my god get out of here see that turd fly no we standing back in the next wave oh that was close you got to hit him before he stops jiggly struck back [Laughter] [Music] nicely done all right so we're gonna we're gonna do carnival one should we get a should we get this guy a [ __ ] carnival map no i don't know you do know you're the host oh oh oh you're the host oh okay all right all right all right after this after this hole don't do it evan don't do it please i asked you nicely are we cooking right now is that the plan for the reason to do it it's okay we're moving to a carnival map soon [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] you want to move to the carnival map now never okay you gotta hit me still moving please don't all right we got a lot of times [Laughter] you ready for the new map no about now what it's so it's so hard because there's just two yellow balls coming at me that's how maggie simpson feels [Laughter] or marge oh no all right 15 seconds move you got to do this now now or never come on oh my gosh [Laughter] that's right burn his fees already oh you just end the server right now just one second though okay all right [Laughter] next all right let's do this set mouse speed to one and partner to 15. don't tell me how to live my life i know right i'll do as it says how does this work there's wait this is not a carnival this is not a carnival oh you gotta get in this first hole this is a carnival map i swear to god we trusted you if you hold tab it says carnival golf 18 holes the car we're just at the entrance park doesn't say that it doesn't it says not carnival golf on my screen clearly [ __ ] i got the wrong one yeah yeah that was a sick ramp shot dude this is tough with that putter speed set like that oh you did it oh yeah i did it if the turd is doing it we all have to do it what is it what are we doing [Music] go to options what do you do panda oh apparently it works or it's mouse speed one putter speed 15. i don't know if i have fun to do it let's do it all right all right i did it oh my god that's that's huge oh son of a actually got it what the hell [ __ ] a birdie holding one oh my gosh he got the hole in one dude yes i got the pair how's the shot the easiest hole ever why do they call that the burger king thing all right now the question is do you go into the first second or third hole exactly we're gonna see third third third the first one the first one oh [ __ ] i lost don't trust me all right it's the third one i know it's the third one because i'm going in right now what i got it i don't know how yeah yeah how what are you go it's just red it's all about let's talk about gravity all right okay so you second one right yeah the second third one yes the second third one the second from the first one that's the first one first one yeah or there it is yeah that works you know what that will trick shot i'm gonna beat the system watch this oh who cares [ __ ] almost almost gonna beat the system beat the system [ __ ] it beat that system okay you really can't go in the third one there it is this this is gonna win one second one this is the one see look boom boom boom look look beat the system how's that system working all right let's watch this watch this first try first try never been done before and boom [Music] all in one i don't know why like horse racing the hole in one message on my screen looked a lot different though on that yeah it's like times new room and room time times new ramen ramen noodle well i'm back where i started maybe there is a font that's times new ramen like noodle probably it looks like justin timberlake's hair free throw shot part two oh yeah you have to dunk in a tube what i dunk in a tube regularly not even close okay oh yeah baby gave it to me no i rode the pipe and it gave it to me nope don't tell us about your pipe writing techniques [Music] i was bucking my hips like a bronco wait wait evan yeah if you ride the pipe you'll still get saying that what does that mean i mean like what are you saying it means you just gotta fight the pipe gotta ride the pipe you gotta go so what's what's the name what's the key to success in this industry some quality pipe writing that's a [ __ ] roller coaster over there that's how you ride the pipe that's right oh this is a roller coaster here we go okay that was a little too hard this is cool here we go whoa oh i'm riding on that wood yeah yeah baby no i fell off [Music] you didn't strap in properly so cool suing this amusement park oh no no no no jiggly don't you [ __ ] block me hit me i can't no give me the speed come on come on no just blow oh what the [ __ ] what's going on over there come on come on oh there we go what happened jiggly got put what is this garbage half my time was already gone yeah wait where's penna what the [ __ ] that put back in the please go oh you're so slow what kind of slow-ass [ __ ] coaster is this oh come on poopoo you must go you got it please you got it you're all good jiggly okay you're good i'm scared this is the same path i took before this moment of truth it packed him up the wall before oh oh that map was like a metaphor for constipation all right uh so what did you win no no i'm hoping [Music] oh i don't even know what i am what's this um oh congratulations what is this i didn't have enough time to read that oh geez oh geez well i'm back in the i'm back at the pipe writing yeah yeah what's going on i don't know what me and panda got it all right that's exactly where you want to be um we're going to do is read the lie there we go just hit it as hard as you can i i don't i got to go like this that was it that was the one oh can you actually get there yeah i can see the the portal oh i see nice i was being honest this is what i get for being honest oh yeah i'm pulling one wow that was a perfect fit [Laughter] all right wow jiggly winning it hey i still got a crown [ __ ] see that nice oh i did because you guys died yeah that's right give her that crowd nice a very close third all right oh another map or are we i'm good for another map in case you were wondering i was a real fart oh that was i thought that was jiggly oh it was okay i leaned over to get something that came out for more of that please subscribe to the big jigglypanda oh look at old man who has control he has the daily fart updates oh my god [Music] it's called crystal meth all right what a great way to start this video jiggly telling us about his latest addiction yeah ready up brian oh [ __ ] sir look who's always last recording here we go here's his narration of starting his brother here we go and second i'll test [ __ ] ultimate ryan is all turned around hey right that's too busy [Laughter] i'm starting it before it's over here we go let's do it crystal meth oh yeah do you think do you think that mushroom is fake oh what the [ __ ] what was that what's that actually fake i got [ __ ] robbed [Music] [Applause] of glory it's the glory hole yeah dang it [ __ ] it nobody saw that no but oh choices choices here we are the mushroom tip masters oh yeah all right let's see if i can use some geometry here wait wait wait what's this oh was that my what the what i got an eagle what the [ __ ] wow how i don't know i just hit it and it went in it was like an aimbot oh do you see that do i got any scouts in the in the audience okay all right we get it you're right did you got a special hole thanos i don't know i hope the scouts were watching i have to be really careful because i do have a new mouse and i don't want to break it oh happens to us all dangerous the fire pit [Music] brock found the fire who's that war with another ball right now i'm gonna watch brock fail over and over no why do i keep doing this [ __ ] oh if i hit that one harder that was in i've been last all right okay brian you need to start taking the serious and win little panda jiggles all right the hole's right there oh son of a biscuit hole it's just me and panda anthony's bowl he's anthony's a full toilet right now he's got p.m i am i'm all the excrement ew i like how he is my poop's even got some corn in it yeah they must have had chipotle they don't put corn at chipotle what are you talking about what are you talking about you don't get corn salsa chipotle you [ __ ] up actually okay i guess you can two scoops of corn and two scoops of hot it comes out chunks oh thank you no problem good sir are you ready for this boys yes i'm going to embrace the logo kobe oh no no buy [Music] oh yeah oh yeah i'm a genius oh my goodness i'm a genius oh this is funny of course of course [ __ ] i don't even know what a [ __ ] condor is i got it exciting i [Music] not always not i asked always i was waiting for it i only got a bogey on that yes look at that nicely done evan look at evan score that's right shotgun farmers shootie squad golf it get on my level moose milko's video is brought to you by the g502 logitech mouse actually that is what i have for nice not for long holy [ __ ] no probably not whoa whoa what did i do we're going down the mountain until she comes um she never comes trust me om has a sound for that oh oh oh oh oh you're disgusting dude i told you dude i'm a pro squirter i'll tell you who's talking about the clityrus it's just as rare as the sasquatch and just as hairy [Music] and please wait you guys don't know the sound that one mix which one i make i make you guys don't know about the hairy clatirus oh no that's just the climax we're used to that one i want the own fish logitech g502 g502 scroll wheel scroll wheel don't [ __ ] scroll wheel darn it conflabat oh wait no that was an incredible shot i'm telling you i'm telling you i'm telling you i know what the [ __ ] i'm doing you know i'm actually really good at video games [ __ ] give him the golf club guys look at this [ __ ] look at this look at this and he puts you guys [Music] i'm taking this really seriously now guys i think new career choice here i'm going to be a professional golfer player brian [Laughter] ryan [Applause] [ __ ] [ __ ] i teased the hole and then i shoved it in there oh my [ __ ] god damn come on we're only on stroke too we're a minute into this what have you been doing i'm sorry strokes it's called setting it up boys this is how you play golf [ __ ] oh don't look at that setting it up setting it up boom okay oh [ __ ] i'm not in first anymore okay i'm just joking i'm not taking this game seriously [ __ ] this [ __ ] no why what are you doing there get it in there no you son of a [ __ ] cause you were you're showing evan about oh look at this setup hi wow in second place now there you go that's a great shot yeah yeah yeah oh yeah oh oh golf club laughing wait a minute yes could you imagine tiger woods potted in the hole and everyone the master just hand down their pants [ __ ] that they want to see that 500 man just just be like oh yes and tiger puts it in from 12 feet and the audience has dropped their pants and just defeating their men you just hear like 500 people going what the [ __ ] oh man they came prepared you know that [ __ ] jerkings of god i believe [Music] lube with a caddy clip [Music] caddy clip when you're not sure if you should bust out your powder or your penis there's a stuffy tuba lube here for you oh thank you oh oh yes oh denied oh i think the other portal is the one you want the other portal what do you mean the other uh portals is that good panda what you just did yeah that's not too much no [Music] bam look at that precision is that the hole is evans taking all of his years of hockey and turning into the american version wow wait no no no this won't work no it won't work [Music] [Laughter] there we go come on move the one surrender oh my gosh [Music] there it is that's the one this is it ladies and gentlemen bam [Music] i didn't think that went in oh my god that's [ __ ] great uh what's the score what hole is this this is 17. so there's no way i could win so trick shot [Music] holy [ __ ] you see that shot evan you could win if he [ __ ] up you could win he could i would keep it close you could win possible watch him lose by one now [Laughter] i'm not i'm not [ __ ] missing out on this oh it is it's going it's going oh no hurry please no where did you find the raft [Music] brian might lose or i might lose by one wait i don't understand what happens now now i don't know oh no it comes back it comes back it comes back okay okay wait a minute we need to move damn it you could cuck no he was he was on to me he was on me you need to hurry five seconds strokes to sacrifice he's gonna wait for the next shuttle oh my god spectating is awful whatever what's new he's still over there catching his raft [Laughter] he's kind of on the raft [Music] him [ __ ] him what the [ __ ] is going on oh [ __ ] yes yes oh my god oh my god hit him hit him no i i did hit him all right all right oh i got a brown cowboy hat all right i gotta get a white one anthony beat me by one stroke because of that ooh yes place for the champion that was a good that was that was going on oh yeah all right all right great way to start this all right sorry one sec one second one sec hey panda uh brock wasn't recording while you did that cough could you do that again please rock are you ready oh yeah i'm good man i'm dead oh did you get that man yeah that's good thanks thanks all right cool cool we good i'm glad you could choke yourself at will he was choking on the meatballs all right yeah this is the oh this is the 18 course meatball meal could you imagine just be like that'd be like 137 000 calories it sounds like a trendy restaurant i mean i think it was like a meatball sandwich spaghetti and meatballs you guys are down to open up this restaurant yeah absolutely yeah it'd be like one of those meat places where they carve you meat except they just carve you meatballs absolutely and for the last course they give you diabetes or some other type of meatballs it's even fun other type of bowls okay on that note i'm done all right easy does it boys this has multiple holes it's supposed to be amazing rigatoni rigatoni is that knuckles dog oh where are we supposed to go we're supposed to go down oh hello brock bye-bye hold on i gotta put my meatball in there we go oh well i went a little too far on that one i just saw a brown spot easy does it oh that's why you don't get tricky i guess [ __ ] okay we gotta go up and over whoa how far is that good uh no that oh i hit a rock maybe oh now i'm on fire i think i'm a poor who puts firing poop in the fire can somebody touch me is that the whole right to sign a warrant i mean there is an arrow oh [ __ ] [ __ ] that is the hole are you oh okay oh get really upset yeah damn there you go there's no way to not get it in that one uh-oh you know what i'm testing my skills uh that doesn't look like a great idea but it looks like if you follow your skill okay how did it go i think it's okay oh okay yeah [Music] we got another chance oh this is not looking so great no it's not looking great doing it again where's my money oh [ __ ] it i'll try it yep i just want a thousand bucks too come on come on no i'm way off on this one wait a minute hold on guys oh boy oh yes that's your show not oh i got a thousand bucks though i got five danger oh yeah yeah the skull man dammit oh [ __ ] i'm moving and grooving what does that mean when you get five thousand dollars i don't know that looks good whoa look at skull go no [Laughter] that was close i was only two off so close look at that ugly orange meatball oh oh oh oh oh oh you got two over yes there it is no look at that oh god that hole is tiny what was that off what was that the hole was really tight what's happening what isn't that a [ __ ] it is seriously such a tiny hole why is the ground gyrating the ball is bigger than the hole is it really screw this where am i going no you can fit it in i did anything if you try hard enough oh that is one tiny [ __ ] you're right oh [ __ ] yeah all right tiny little hole i'm gonna shove all me in you what's that going back into the butthole yeah that acorn just tap it in there we go there we go triple bogey that's fine okay wisely oh he [ __ ] hit me you ghoulie [ __ ] oh no all right all right we're getting somewhere you [ __ ] wait oh this is good oh it hit me in the right direction look at this oh helper ghouls helper cools oh you sound sorry evan what [ __ ] i did not hit that hard i could get to this goal should have won for that one why won't you go in just go for this this is a fake hole what is this oh my god yes [Laughter] [Music] it didn't count okay hello there there we go [ __ ] jiggly holy [ __ ] yeah whoa oh oh look how close i was oh wow oh there we go i almost didn't hit it that would have been really bad there we go oh look at that you just squeezed in that big ass holy [ __ ] i don't think i jumped high enough i did but not the right direction apparently the back bam uh what what is all this [ __ ] come on you [ __ ] this way [Music] whoa what are you sure about that oh no you lost the momentum you gotta get up there oh that is the right way i like the effort i like the effort how about this effort okay it worked it worked look there's the hole that's the fake one what do you mean it's a fake one hit it in there just kidding no trick shot oh this is a bad idea that's the worst you mean you're gonna go you're gonna go back down that quarterback oh that's not a that's not a floor i thought that was a floor right there well let me see let me investigate oh i see there's a hole there nice yeah trick shot oh all right it's fine it's fine i know how to get back up there just need a little bit of an effort like this what the [ __ ] is going on what is going on ah i almost got that trick shot what the [ __ ] what is this a blender what the hell is going on i'm sorry brock all in one hold on baby yes you're kidding oh oh i'm getting sick you guys didn't get hold once well what the hell i mean i would have gotten a hole in one there we go yeah anthony didn't totally cook me oh hey i get dry skee-ball i love the tension okay oh yeah i like it too i like it oh i [ __ ] nailed that [ __ ] oh this is skee-ball you get right in the middle evan's here finally i was trying to figure out like it looked like a face it looked like it looked like a square face guy with a pacifier or something oh [ __ ] evan look at the sign oh would you look at that [Laughter] for the where am i supposed to go for any of those holes [Music] you could just go with this too i did this this is what i did and i got a birdie okay you're not getting it that a peach tree is there a sign for that maybe those are oranges [ __ ] he's gonna go get an orange evan is putting on a giant ice stick right now has anyone else noticed that yeah look at that this one hey wait if you tilt your screen down it looks like we're shooting downhill oh god you're gonna give me vertigo i'm gonna vomit pop it up yeah what the hell did it count oh thank god i got a [ __ ] condor oh i got an albatross so many [ __ ] birds i got an albatross as well wait hold on i'm just not over yet come on okay now stop that's right i'll just ride in the wheels there you go [ __ ] me that's right at least i can see the hole from here you got it oh and there it goes just the silence we meet again [Laughter] that's right i still got a minute and a half and lots of determination oh [ __ ] evan how dare you oh wow seven [ __ ] why would you touch my ball huh wow the audacity he's like the goalie for the oh just edit his voice like going further and further away when he goddamn it watch how did i even [Music] come on i went into this tiny little hole come on come on you got it the one that anthony's right by and i got a hole in one slaby what is happening oh my god oh i see the hole i see moves hole yes cover it cover it oh come on oh yes hold on one nice no way okay i'm just gonna reset i've been [Music] david blaine would be [ __ ] impressed still not enough i got a slap how did you get a piece out of this ball what yeah myself oh you teasing [ __ ] oh this is the last hole oh is that [ __ ] [Laughter] i'm back in my favorite spot what the [ __ ] the beginning wait what why is this part of the hole that's what you get from being an [ __ ] you're in the witch's [ __ ] litter box [Laughter] holy [ __ ] i'm gonna make this last a little interesting [Music] it's like it's like trying to hit a home run over the green monster we'll get it eventually there you go there you go right off the hat oh hat don't shoot don't you [Music] this is a metaphor for life yeah it's too far if at first you mitch i can't even talk [ __ ] it [Laughter] how long's your video so far no no anthony just go just go wait you're good though you're good yeah yeah hey go go go go go wow that was a fun one hey guys i got a hat i got a spider i got a propeller cap i want that one this one's like anti-cheated it's over it's cheap proof holy [ __ ] the wild call of the knuckle i had it it [Laughter] i ran out of time wasn't paying attention i was distracted all right so for this next one we have no idea if this is actually a map nope it's just not a picture of a wiener that's about it no description the wiener map here i'll show you don't show us your wiener jiggly no i'll eat that oh here i'm gonna pull the wiener real quick uh not to you guys it's just the people watching my video he's actually in real life pulling out his wings oh yeah yeah there went my monetization look that map's got a wiener on it okay all right you guys want to play the game okay yeah let's play [Laughter] all right okay i don't see no wieners no that was all this is a basic ass map is it basic there we go is there like a bump or something that i'm not seeing yeah i don't know what's going on what the [ __ ] there's not a bump i did it you just got to get some skills bro well i don't have any of those you like my hat yeah here i'm going to try to knock you in pool style oh thank you it didn't work it spins when you move my poop spins when i move too let's go head strokes already let's see the next hole if it's basically we can do another one and look at this familiar look at the pipe of love you want to see my love pipe oh [ __ ] yeah come on jiggly oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] see this this map takes some skill this is so easy that it's hard i like when you get too high of strokes like they don't even tell you like what you got just like no they're just like okay we're moving on finally oh [ __ ] oh we gotta go in the water kill somebody on the way oh i see where you're like [ __ ] get your big chocolate ass bunny ears out of here where are we even supposed to go what the hell was that no no i'm so confused on what's going on here oh i see it that no that's not it that can't be it wait jiggly do you have to get in the well yeah be honest use your eyes boys your eyes it can't possibly be that i can't make that what are you talking about this is a trick shot there we go here we go this video just needs to be a sound board what come on shut up anthony jiggly how the [ __ ] do you do this i look look look that was so close is yours your way there we go there we go there we go is there an easier way than being lucky i don't know jiggly please did you say look or luck look oh i still don't know which one you're saying [Laughter] lucky this is [ __ ] that won't start yes [Applause] [Music] there is no secret i'm so serious i just got lucky like that boom i just happened to do it earlier jesus i got much much luckier you did a three stroke yeah oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] teasing teaser look where i landed boys look at me he's at the edge he's on the edge of glory oh [ __ ] go on the window god dang it how else are you supposed to get it up there if you don't get it on the first try good is this even possible i think it is i don't know if we can with that slope i keep getting up there you got to hit the backboard yeah oh jiggly got it jiggly summoned to michael jackson i just [ __ ] had an aneurysm when that happened about [ __ ] in my bag i got it are you okay brock no no [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh did i collide with somebody okay who got it yes evan got it [Applause] that was so close jiggle no not even oh there we go [Applause] you gotta aim for the hole i was in it what is this [ __ ] i think this might be the most frustrating course that was a turning point he lost his mind come on i can't do it i got this buddy look at that that doesn't help you at all but look no you you can you can [Laughter] you had no strokes left that was the last one i think i see where we're supposed to go oh yeah show us over here oh yes no but yes that's where you go no but yes [Laughter] we might need to reposition a little bit oh no oh boy i'll take [Music] [Laughter] the most important shot of the game of the century of his entire gaming career and it all comes down to this [Laughter] oh [ __ ] okay i almost squeezed it through that little hole yeah pinched a fat nugget out of my pants if that happened i'm sorry [ __ ] this [ __ ] come on yes what the [ __ ] is that what is that this is a faulty elevator yes i didn't even see the elevator there that's good yes no no please no oh my god look at that short little chode pole you can't take a lot of ball there we go i'm hot around the corner [ __ ] oh i'm sorry the opportunity was just too good to pass you would do that to a kid wearing this hat huh i never hit record oh look at that [ __ ] hole look how stupid that looks it's a tray that's not a hole it's a dinner plate get off me you [ __ ] barrel what happens if you go inside of it i think you're stuck in traffic you end up with a baby nine months later oh this is gonna make me lose my mind this is all luck oh god oh god what are you doing why am i not recording that was the most amazing shot you've ever made oh my gosh you got a hole in one nobody was around oh man i got no footage [ __ ] it's time to get your wieners just a little bit wet in me uh i didn't mean to say that okay is that the name of this course the name of this course is yeah all right one must moisten their wiener whenever the opportunity arises wait what is it oh why is it why did we pick this map by the way i thought it was gonna be harder than this this sucks dick this is garbage maybe it gets more hard later that's how it usually works own but not golf yeah look i made it oh there's a little hump over there see it makes it hard you want to say that again there you go wait wait wait wait wait you know how we make this hard you said i got a few ideas how are you going to make this hard how are you going to make this harder i think we need to start over and try to do this only yeah well yeah we could yeah we could do hole-in-ones just you know that's the requirement you got to reset unless you get it where do we shoot the camera where the arrow is but i don't see the hole do you just bounce off the take one for the team i'll take one for the team okay i did not see where the hole is i'm gonna choose a hole shoot it into it i think i saw it i think i saw it near the over the hut please go in please go ahead hold it the roof of the hut oh oh right here yes i did it so you can actually shoot that far come on oh my god what move you shoot it over the hut jiggly take your cannon okay over the hood over the hut over the hood mine looks like limp right now though i don't know why holy [ __ ] oh my god is that it come on hurry [ __ ] come on come on that was the sh this is [ __ ] oh oh oh i didn't hear that shot a lot of times [ __ ] century okay did you just now dunk it in this is your last chance bounced it i hit the water and bounced onto the platform wow oh yeah two seconds oh you got it right at the top right in the buzzer nicely done you need to smack the [ __ ] out of this one okay no i hit it way too hard oh my god and i'm right back where i started fantastic come on land yes no oh [ __ ] she's so inconsistent yes there it is got it got it got it oh my god come on baby i hate this so much oh that was so close [Laughter] i've done this but it won't do it for me anymore it's over it's over no longer likes you mine didn't even get activated by the [ __ ] boost pad oh [ __ ] i see it way too hard my god i i almost dunk you really don't even need to hit it that hard come on oh wait you're lying you do have to hit the ball you better bounce your fat [ __ ] covered corn ass in there or use the accelerator no [ __ ] the accelerator that's how i did it what accelerator ah you almost had it jiggly come on i'm gonna use your launch pad method oh how sad my ball looks just going to the water look how sad he looks poor guy actually it looks like he's having fun i'm having fun why am i just staring at this oh wait what what oh well that was it guys that was fun [Applause] nuggets y'all want some mcdonald's chicken nuggets right by now oh it's okay he was just fixing his wi-fi over there a little circle the joke continued so do you actually say mac when you see an emcee yeah mac like mcdonald's what do you say mcdonald's not max you say mcdonald's you racist prick mcdonald's oh that's racist you call it mcdonald's mcdonald's [Music] dude i just hear a big long beep whenever he says mick because you can't you can't say mick on youtube that's too close hey man let's go for a mcdonald's and a paddy king the [ __ ] off [ __ ] i'm just gonna have every time you guys say make beep stop mcdonald's throughout this video randomly i'm going to say mick just to annoy his editor yes well okay that's fine with me that's what i pay him for mick [ __ ] you now all right guys so before we get started let's talk about audio issues what kind of microphone do you guys use [Laughter] brian mickelhamby old macdonald had a farm [Music] okay let's read that all right welcome to mechanics world is it really mechanically it's that activist or i guess as the irish would say mac canic [Laughter] this first hole is quite simple i don't understand yes yes it is quite indeed yes well not for these guys [Laughter] hey we've never seen this map oh [ __ ] ain't no god hey man what's up nice hat hey you're also a piece of poo panda he copied you copied your style [ __ ] why did you do that oh uh brian are you gonna hit me and hit me in brian do it oh do it oh there can only be one poo man but there can only be one there's more than one [Applause] [Laughter] who the [Applause] look at those ears oh come on [Music] [Laughter] you might win evan you want to go a little bit soft on this one i went into the toilet oh wait a minute no and this mcdonald's is really making me way better are you not going to have to go into me and panda look our poop brothers you're a dog now what is this what does the funnel do it's a toilet no that's like a bonus hole you know where if you get it in that hole down here better yes yes evan that's the hole you're not supposed to pull it in it's kind of like for you it is a bonus when you get it in here we go poop brothers away let's hope we went the right way as long as of weight as long as one of us win jiggly that's all that matters everybody talk to me brother oh um i assisted you did you see that boom did you all right i didn't see that no what happened i hit your ball into the hole oh thank you thank you for being with my ball you bought me again all right everybody only gets one this whole four is already looking for charity look at that dude oh look the hole's behind us i got it now wait who [ __ ] what did brian do oh [ __ ] that i figured it out he oh there we go hold on one [ __ ] god damn it i annoyed each other i should have waited for all of you to play yeah yeah whatever i came out of that idea i'm the one who got the hole in one wait is that oh it's random oh no it's not random you have to time it look at this watch this timing i did not time it [ __ ] boom banos do exactly what i just did what did you do what do i aim yeah so see see we're almost i'm a genius that's right that's why you're my caddy yeah no problem okay this is a crock of [ __ ] [ __ ] no that is the crockett [ __ ] for you [ __ ] that there you go come on oh nice that was [Music] are we [Music] what does that mean [Laughter] there we go all right okay we gotta find someone hit him hit him he just slipped [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] okay [Music] holy [ __ ] oh oh you're a [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] you're an absolute [ __ ] i just gotta get a hold of one it's the only way hold on [ __ ] whoa i just i started off bouncing boom what in the [ __ ] you guys see that ramp that is complete there we go [ __ ] oh my god that is complete [ __ ] oh oh oh oh oh [ __ ] evan that worked out for me yeah pretty well for you split through the middle yeah through the middle through the middle you want to hit it low you want to hit it low in that gap low low in the gap evan gap there you go baby look at that i am the best caddy i am the best caddy of all time evan's winning how hard do you have to hit it oh oh okay you just gotta hit the right hardness the right hardness in between heart not as hard as you think but hard between them there you go are you serious that's what i was hoping would happen yeah that is [ __ ] that is [ __ ] bulky [Laughter] [Music] oh [Music] oh thanks no glove there we go problem man here got me closer to the hole no problem buddy jiggly what the [ __ ] hello anthony he's he's feeling like he's feeling the game oh [ __ ] get sabotaged evan you're not gonna win are you screwing over evan yeah noga's going on the kamikaze mission you're going down evan right here [ __ ] i'm just going to wait here for another minute and 15 seconds and then you get like 100. oh wait you can't even i can't even reset so we're actually gonna have to wait you gotta press f press i am i am oh connection oh i lost connection to host wow well i lost that game are you no way well what oh my god jiggly dude i hacked these pieces wow jiggly nogla hired a team of irish people to go to panda's house don't you bring me down internet he devos jiggly's computer yeah get hacked 30 minutes later okay hold up what happened explain panda uh well i was sitting here talking in the middle of nowhere everything in my office just reset but nowhere else in the house so i think i threw a breaker okay so no glue or something nogla clearly pulled some [ __ ] because i was winning for the first time ever he mcfucked me hey nogla hey nogla how was uh i was creating that storm huh oh yeah you figured me out huh figured me out buddy is that how you treat your poop brother dude all i had to do is just swing my dick in the direction of jiggly's house and there was a storm that's one powerful wiener yeah that's why they call it the thunder mick thunder what is this this is chilly willy [ __ ] oh i almost made it in there oh man i'm shooting up the mic what the hell oh nice pipe action there boys come on come on get ready for the surprise at the end oh my god yes [Applause] i want to go back to the other course now i know this is good [ __ ] i was winning heaven oh we haven't got it i haven't got it don't you dare yes he got it please yeah jiggly [ __ ] you're this one that's going to get [ __ ] over is big jiggly pandas what's going on here we go what is this forever i think you're i think you're in limbo regardless you're gonna get it regardless and christmas combined oh wait you have a minute [Music] everybody [Music] oh here we go whoa this must be what poop is like in my intestine oh i didn't see him yeah just doing come on go on son come on oh yeah here we go oh my god it drives itself this is cool wow this is like a tesla tesla yeah did you just say yes god damn it yeah joke you could edit it so i say it after you you want that joke so bad brett i'm like you might want to sit there somebody will get you that's it what you want that power to hit to hit him trying to get a bump you guys need to ride that race just wants that little bump speaking of using a bump thanks i wish i had a webcam recording me you little [ __ ] panda [ __ ] you i had to return the favor for one of the times he bopped me well how do i hope your obs [ __ ] dies again exactly where i was nothing pull out his penis aka the stormbringer wait what his penis stormbreaker you see it anthony no no no you got you have to cook brian [Music] i got you anthony brother where are you nowhere near you i need any help i'll help you over what are you doing i'll help you over i'll go behind you one second where are you going why are you going all right i'm going behind you so i can hit you forward towards the whole i have to go around the corner [Laughter] now you don't have a good angle on it i don't need a good angle he's going forward okay boom oh nice nice your keys good okay now i gotta go to that side and help you out this is gonna take a while but through the power of editing it shall be sped up okay i need a better angle here hold on hold on there this is oh you've overshot it don't buy oh no you just met just about there what are you doing i'm trying to help don't be ungrateful all right this is okay better this is okay evan just wait wait i will be your hero baby there there thank you [Music] i can hit you in i can hit you in you can get my one stroker yes oh and the [ __ ] you set me back you sent me back get your ass over here you have 20 i have 20 seconds i have 20 seconds i have 20 seconds i have 20 seconds i still got how do you grow on youtube you suck vanoss's dick by getting him a [ __ ] pirate that's how you do it brian's in the lead by three precise teleporting and it reset me what the [ __ ] wow reset me [Music] you [ __ ] who did that mean oh i see now i [ __ ] had it and then brian was bouncing on my balls what how much did he offer he offered three hundred dollars on a mustache you have to hit it have to hit it by like 75 percent i got you um oh he came right back out wait wait what is that not what you're supposed to do i don't know you would enter the portal again i thought that's what you're supposed to do why would you do this [Applause] already got it look he got it yep ryan got it too [Music] [Laughter] i thought you were supposed to get back in great logic that's so sweet i thought it was like a different teleport oh my god good job what i didn't even get unlocked sweet yeah i unlocked a pirate hat yeah good games everyone no oh jeez pleasure as always you don't know if you didn't shut off his power i would have been fine yeah i tried he didn't want to shut off my power i would have had some footage tonight yeah well you could add 200 dollars in a [ __ ] if you just disconnected yourself you just land the [ __ ] up yeah no i've got nothing goddamn [ __ ] happy well i'll think of you when i grease my wiener tonight before bed all right [Music] [Applause] [Music] look who's last to join again can anybody guess anybody here we go he's going to say my full name three two one the gaming of brian michael him hand job if you're gonna say his name you have to say why michael [ __ ] well thanks anthony i never heard that in my childhood i didn't hear that growing up can i get a brian michael hand job that wikipedia page for me is going to change from to brian micah [ __ ] well right i'm here hi hey doing guys to see you last as always yes brian michael hamby get it let's go this map's called who's first who is first look at the rules in anthony's relationship he's always first that's right someone gets me off like i do i win all right so now why are we writing dropping us into a portal yes i enjoyed the round there we go what do we do great i felt explanation what a fantastic what a fantastic experience i remember when that happened brian is this a race or something these are the rules yes she's gotta be first in this one he activates if other people hey hey could you back off a little bit jesus falls pay attention to the right did you back off no you you're pushing on me you're tailgating right as usual it didn't last there you go okay i'm in and then what welcome now whoever gets this hole first like like i'm just dead the guy who's explaining it [Laughter] just move the flag oh what oh no good strategy brock it's a good strategy is gonna change back to here [ __ ] [Laughter] [Music] wow this is a really long hole for something that i just got a hole in one for oh no no no no brian brian do it yeah yeah so yeah so come on get on over here [ __ ] off [Music] are you serious yes indeedy do what is what is this thing oh yeah you back to the start oh look there's the hole nicely come on and there it is nice nicely done oh okay i'm not messing around come on come on get in there get in there yes yes yes i'm good at this one i have a fear good at this one boys you got it you got it i can sneak it i can sneak it i can sneak in oh you guys all got it all right whoa what [Music] oh yes [ __ ] panda this is a great course it's awesome oh geez [Music] some [ __ ] you guys all in yeah you're the last one you either want to shoot it like super fast or wait like yep look at that little hat going call the [ __ ] hat there you go one more hop it on in there beautiful get it right it's a [ __ ] hat [ __ ] oh look at that he knows the doors off should i just make my way down like anthony yes brian tried to sneak up on me and take my hole wait he did what he's a whole snatcher come on brock come on brock don't do a brook don't do it jimmy please knuckle come on down there's only one home left now bro come on come and get some oh you know there's a time limit there is a timeline [Laughter] oh come on please all right come on man come on down here look i'm gonna i'm so confident i'm putting the mouse away and i'm eating my chick what the [ __ ] come on come on get this shut up there's that corner piece on the left oh he got it he got it and that backfired [ __ ] that's a pretty good shot too let me get something oh what the heck yes hole in one yeah holy [ __ ] evan no moon oh he almost hit him again oh my god that was okay does your chance go panic jiggly you're [ __ ] kidding me what happened it went back [Applause] i was resting within the cup who moved it [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yes i'm moving up in the standings it's close it's actually really close the smears and [ __ ] could suck my cut oh wait what oh no no no no no no stop it [Music] here we go this is like a horse race yeah boy okay okay i'm gonna oh no that let's get out of my way you need to [ __ ] up this shot right shoot i don't know yes here we go the dream is still alive come on come on what am i waiting for oh please what am i what am i waiting for all of us what do we do here no way oh god please please no why are you kidding me i swear if i get all the way over here and the whole moves there's my [ __ ] there's place i deserve this oh it's polinko oh look up to the tv no don't bounce me that way no come on please yes come on no don't shoot me back up no come on go yes okay no wait did i get it or no oh i think you did i did get it okay [Applause] wait it wasn't even a race oh god i guess you i call me crazy but guess who played this game a few moments before we started this recording session i still had a look at that 14. here's a clue anthony also played it too look at that [ __ ] that that was great i loved that map it was really fun yeah i'd play that map again whoever made that map uh make another one more dude seriously anyone else who knows how to make a map like that keep doing it look who's last to join again i hate you dude i hate you i really just hate you man betsy's messaging everyone saying don't say anything yet ready up everybody everyone let's go all right round two come on oh damn it god no no you're in my way you're true [Music] go oh this is great oh there we go yeah that's the best golf map ever you can play this one once a week and it would be different every time this is let me go first damn it get in no i'm in your way i'm in your way i have to go first i have to go first yeah okay well this isn't the one no i wait i got it how what happened we cancelled each other out oh what the [ __ ] is going on this game is [ __ ] [ __ ] at each other no way well that is [ __ ] incredible okay oh man am i going here you got to reset i swear that was some gobbledy goopity the move again you're gonna move it no you're good it only punishes you once yeah oh my gosh that was so good fun evan do it hello evan what [Applause] did you get lost anthony yeah i got saved oh brian oh my yes yes keep going remember you know what brian i'll give you a pic no don't let him don't let him do it again okay oh [ __ ] oh wait wait he's a little fart yes yes and you're outta here so how do you grow on youtube well you normally become top of the description by sucking fat house's dick every conversation no no i'll still put you at the top of the description brian i'll still wait what get that [ __ ] [ __ ] you piece of [ __ ] oh really after i just let you go yeah after 12 [ __ ] shots of hell what the [ __ ] you can't beat me up to an inch of my life and let me live and say say you did me a favor hey you actually anthony no that's what happened to me oh boy don't worry you've got the big bad home waiting for you oh [ __ ] you remember what you did to me jiggly i win [Laughter] no i don't he was not resetting the goals as a matter of fact oh that the last hole yeah i remember now where's jiggly i think he stroked out oh [ __ ] jiggly sorry i had no idea that's right you stroked me it felt good is this not a like it's inevitable this is [ __ ] you bro it's it's pro oh no it's not inevitable come on i [Music] [ __ ] here i come oh did i just what what that counted as oh great well i guess i deserve that after what i did to brian it's okay brian you're gonna win mm-hmm you're fine yeah he's gonna be fine i care so much about winning someone in the comment section he [ __ ] does i'm telling you sweaty [ __ ] it dick and we're out of time you bounced into him and it made him lose his momentum so he stroked out because there's no time i better get in this [ __ ] [Laughter] i'm sorry [Laughter] you are a [ __ ] thank you so good wait he would have won if it went over totally won he would have the time was gone which meant that shot i i was currently doing had to go in the hole and it was one of those self-guiding holes but no bribry found a glitch prime michael two inches these potato chips are huge and i'll talk to you all later yeah yeah we're ready we're ready oh look we last joined who's on the bottom all right yeah actually wow again brian wow oh whatever suck his balls unbelievable oh man you taste so good [Laughter] oh my god open the description yeah by the way by the way [ __ ] you put in your last [ __ ] video you're like oh don't worry brian i'll put your top description you [ __ ] put over on top of that [ __ ] in the comments section we're like wow get get [ __ ] on brian he'll do it there hey it's not me put me on top no put me on top you'll be on top this time put me as the last line possible starting while we can just don't put his name as wildcat just put it as fortnite village winkle it's all in the fridge what the [ __ ] does it mean looks like the canadians have the upside that was a german accent you dumb [ __ ] i said villager hey nice hat oh nice umbrella hat man oh no am i on the right course [ __ ] me in my body [Music] that's the goal uh i did the teleporter burning eagle what happened i did the teleport yeah no just go straight you see the hole in front of you yes yeah are you kidding me i would land in the one spot where it doesn't [ __ ] toilet pulled down into the hole this time then last it's the first hole man yeah let's get to [Music] me wow don't hit it that hard don't hit it that light hit it like i just holy [ __ ] perfectly okay hit it just like my yup whoa okay so not work somebody [Music] [Music] don't even think about it [ __ ] that ah you were lighting that one up oh no i was aiming for the whole thing why is there a giant one oh [ __ ] oh no hi brian i am [ __ ] into the hole you [ __ ] shut up dogs no no get in there get in the hall i'm gonna try this anthony this could work mod um i don't remember to put anybody in the description to the top of it you're now removed [Laughter] what did you say yes [Music] if somebody was too [Music] i was hoping you would panic holy [ __ ] i went first place holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] don't [ __ ] up don't [ __ ] up everything is a spell wait is that the hole yay wow [ __ ] oh thank you there we go oh no oh this is not fair expect patronum nice shot brock there we go i plopped it in that hole i dissented that ill fan there [Laughter] that oh this one looks funkalicious boom perfect shot i got it same oh beautiful execution top notch look at that look at that oh oh it went just slightly to the left hey man somebody have been in hit me in somebody hit me in hit me in the car i don't trust evan he would have [ __ ] up man i had you we're hat buddies oh furious wow [ __ ] no i made it first try you guys okay one at a time whose turn is it my turn everybody's okay par no you're so [Music] there you go oh [ __ ] come on man [ __ ] come on man i must use trigonometry you are a [ __ ] [ __ ] get in there if you stay there they're gonna have to force you in oh my god [ __ ] my butt in the yeah wow [Applause] i still did shitty though i got a honorable shittery what the hell is what is this we're not even out of the world the secret garden oh i chose the correct oh hello which one did you pick i'm going upper die is that the one there's two yes it's easy all right you could hit us all in this course is pretty easy it's a nice fall down for the last one yeah i'll let you out selfish friends bottom of the description with you sir no it matters on your channel oh my god oh well well i know uh [Music] [Music] i got a pizza pan what's going on back there brian oh nothing [ __ ] oh [ __ ] wow he made it in the pizza pan he caught him [ __ ] yes i certainly like this hole a lot more oh oh it's that slapped my foot are you kidding me jiggly do you really have one yeah that's why i want you to slap it oh jesus you can cup your hand and make it make it make some sounds let's play it like an instrument [Laughter] it's deceiving come on you're deceiving me enter the hole and that's the wrong one again is it i got emoji don't do it again don't do it again that one this is the right yes yes but of course we didn't get in i got a budgie he got about oh shitty titties they hit it really hard what is this what yes oh lied to us oh what the hell hit it that hard it's pretty bad that was a fun conversation okay what are you doing over there i [ __ ] want to get i want to stab that what i want to stab this i just want to start stabbing pillows anything that's like that guy from futurama she's got to get my stamps in i just got to get my scabs i just needed myself taking my time why are you taking your time man gotta hurry up what that was uh [Music] yes officer i've seen him and then he started he running oh [ __ ] jacob's with me i get a bump out of you can i get announced please mr jericho sports please just one okay i need to get i need to kill for the other do the bump and then he started rondin look at us brian we're so good i'm kidding it's that easy eagle half this course has been that easy honestly oh it's that easy it's just that easy tied with panda it's just not easy it's just not easy it's all just not easy it's just that easy it's so easy i got a par that's good that's good shut up you know what par means par means that's normal a bird means you did better [ __ ] me in the come on man where where wow i got a bird [ __ ] croc eater [ __ ] talk eater [ __ ] [Music] [Music] you [ __ ] me and i'll [ __ ] you okay [Music] thank you tyler what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] perfect perfect this is a good spot nice hey that's a 10 boys 11 whoa i'm 69 right now [Music] oh what a shot wow that was fantastic it was yeah brian i'm kind of thinking about doing that too albatross oh no i'm trying to sound an albatross mix wow okay don't do it wow brock where were you guys are making this far too difficult what the hell is the point of that 80 pointers oh no this is easier than i than what the hell oh wait a minute oh okay that's what that does all right i see how it is [Music] don't go that way don't go that way did i just hear someone queefing someone's got a windy [ __ ] [ __ ] on today's forecast the thunderstorm a bit moist and a little windy brian what are you doing a weird hole playing golf playing some gel fit [ __ ] those angles didn't compute oh i could see what i could do thank [Laughter] this is you you're welcome [Laughter] i just lost third place no new hat unlocked poop i got cowboy black because i did so [ __ ] that's a fun one though oh only brian had [ __ ] up a little more i see what i can do evan with that nice 69 yeah ryan ryan what you ready ryan i can't ready up i'm clip look who's the last and join all right wait should we unready so it doesn't start i don't know how it works it won't let me ready y'all i have to hit start rejoining really going there you go did you make it in you're good yep he just made it in hey let's do this all right all right hold on ourselves a hole in one challenge that's right wait wait you have to get a hole in one you have right [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] we have to restart now go go oh you are a [ __ ] mother no that's what where are you here we go here we go here we go i can't even do the easy one give me that speed baby oh it's coming come on there we go nice work oh my god start guys if you're struggling on this one the breasts are going to be come on yes nice [ __ ] [ __ ] i got a boogie jiggly you could do it come on my gosh look at that look at that beautiful rainbow at the end of this hole keep making it into the wrong hole why does this help brian why why why don't hit it that hard this joke jiggly who's hitting it so hard don't hit it that hard if i hit it it doesn't go right brian you got no no brian you got to let it fall down i didn't even hit it hard right there too hard brian write it down it's not too hard you're hitting too hard brian you're hitting way too hard you might have a [ __ ] hole we've ever [ __ ] done oh i was gonna [ __ ] squirt liquid out of my ass if that didn't [ __ ] go in oh you almost got the other hole right can you can you do that oh no no if i have chipotle about six hours prior it could be pretty close there's collision yeah of course oh boy what the [ __ ] the most frustrating thing about this is yes away from the hole in one the first freaking [ __ ] you know you can do it so you know you have the skill and the ability to do it it's not going over oh my god brian oh there it is that's impressive brian you were hitting it way too hard [Music] hey what's up brian how you doing man go [ __ ] yourself me you guys got the same score that's okay i'm sympathizing with you [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] hey let's go [ __ ] that was close hold on one baby nice to work come on so close you're a [ __ ] well yes you are really sucking it this won't be i'm like there we go maybe i should come over then holy [ __ ] what's happening yes finally oh boy all right what's wrong jiggles well it's not going in the hole what the [ __ ] you think is wrong [Laughter] what are the concerns can i have did it go in what happened wait did you get it jiggly brian's kev you got it there you go hey you get a notification of me sinking the shot this game is for [ __ ] man oh no he's on the way grace he's gonna get stuck he's gonna get stuck i'm sorry i'm sorry i'll be back i got you i got oh never mind brock i accidentally went in the other hole [ __ ] yeah how many times have you told her that i'm sorry my dick spawned in the other hole it spawned in there that was the thing that me and brian said yes holy [ __ ] oh you just got so lucky it was pure luck you see what had happened was they were spawn trapping oh yes badge so you know oh my god one thing left satisfying when it goes in really it's not that's i'm not having fun right now oh come on baby oh wow what the [ __ ] am i doing this [ __ ] this map maker's a [ __ ] come on baby are you serious yes oh and let me hit it again oh yeah no we know it unless you hit it again wait what do you mean it lets you hit it again brian cheated he [ __ ] hit it twice right out cheated brian but i cut himself oh you're supposed to hit f oh well i didn't know that i thought it reset you it's never reset you oh well so this whole time you never had to reset it just you would go back to the start oh my god i just you guys just hit it straight holy yeah we both cobied it in but i come on [ __ ] him out you can bounce oh you gotta be kidding me goddammit oh jiggly might have it you are a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh god wait for oh my god i bounced out yeah that's what happened to me come on i'm just gonna hold a v it down oh my this is so difficult how many shots do we got oh evan did you see that bounce that was like backspin that made no sense wait what's the what's the limit 20 20 oh come on baby oh great [Music] yes yes dang it these bounces [Laughter] the rage is real putting those two holes right there i seriously hope this guy gets [ __ ] crucified [ __ ] this [ __ ] well [ __ ] okay ran out of time cool i'm gonna hang him upside down and nail his [ __ ] and balls to a smaller cross back no [ __ ] way no [ __ ] why don't worry i got you i got you i got you i got you i got you don't anybody no scotty you can't do that why not don't cheat get over that help me help me help me make it through this yes thank you session come on move i believe you guys could help me leave oh oh no no shoot a little bit to the right aim for the whole show a little bit to them no can do no can do oh you touched me and bounce over boom look at that oh my god so good didn't need his help ah all right holy [ __ ] oh i'm going uh did we hit it hard enough i don't know oh we did so yeah we did oh moo got it please go come on baby that's mug oh my god of course not oh my god ah i'm so mad here i'm gonna do that oh you almost got me in come on roll dude look where i landed are you come on i'm coming baby i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming wait wait wait wait wait wait who's hitting yeah we're trying to help people out oh god pandas here we go yeah someone's gonna get me someone's gonna hit me someone's gonna hit me by accident just watch oh yes i got it someone's gonna hit me in come on i'm not going fast enough for this one this is terrible this one is 100 come on you're back there you'll be okay i guarantee you oh i'm so sad i have a good feeling about this one i got a good i don't know why come on okay okay okay come on anthony you're gonna get hit in you're gonna get some pretty sure good feeling about this one right wow you blocked me you blocked me you blocked me i had that [ __ ] god damn it yes yes i got it yeah let's go oh my god this is such a [ __ ] [ __ ] fantasy yo i was going for the hole man should have been standing there wait pan i think i know how to get this one jiggly's on his own now have you missed this ziggly is on his own you got it you got it oh that was a nice bounce oh wait okay panda shoot a little more to your left here like not that far it's all locked this is it this is it oh got it oh yeah oh my gosh you just lived an extra five minutes oh wow that put me in a second come on you have to hit it way harder jiggly can you just so high and then you don't know oh [Music] roll roll i don't know i'm waiting i'm waiting brian i tried to help i felt the breeze that brian's ball created when he passed me in the hole sure sounds like it [Music] hit me hit me that's i have a better chance on that one to be honest you guys are playing another hole now yeah let's go this one looks pretty well this is actually oh my god oh yeah oh no oh jiggly is this the one where they feel sorry for us dang it this is when the map made her got lazy dang it well it's still working apparently oh my god dang it oh please hey man i didn't know your ball was gonna be there what did i hit somebody watch where you put your balls man i put my balls wherever i please what am i aiming wrong [Music] [Laughter] i'm gonna stroke it on this one because it's so short a little bit to the right of the middle just like an inch to the right of the middle of my screen is quite a bit oh even the bounce doesn't let it go in but you wanted to just nicely there you go come on what was that bro not good is that maniacal after you losing it well too late four syrup see this is what i did before and you hit me thank god come on yes yes stroked out how am i [ __ ] up the balls of sweaty mom spaghetti come on that was actually the angle or was it not god where did i shoot everything about this course go for the other hole oh yeah this one's all jesus all right go for the other hole the other hole what other hole the one that's beyond the horizon not so hard oh never mind oh no holy [ __ ] it's impossible especially when we're all hitting each other wow some [ __ ] oh my god you're a [ __ ] mother brian is 20 points in the lead now how did that happen come on oh you're lucky yes yelling about something else oh thank you might have i think started might have just turned my office chair into a juice bar [Laughter] oh boy oh you got it that is oh my god oh my god i've been at this [ __ ] thing so many times nope gotta aim for the hole oh that's what he's doing wrong i'm i'm trying to aim just click on the hole up up i don't think so but i think you missed that one how did panda get it and managed to [ __ ] his pants [Laughter] [ __ ] me you are a [ __ ] i [ __ ] bounced oh i'm getting it so hard it's not as far away as you think my side my side yep this is 18. oh nice move oh i forgot i hate this oh this is going on brian oh god [Music] oh it is close close no [ __ ] [ __ ] captain obvious i hit a little harder i'm sensing some hostility from brian give me a bounce here oh not that one oh [ __ ] me you hit it a little too hard brian i mean you can't lose anyway you're all right come on that was a little too far to the left that one was too hard that one hit the sign in the back just hit it hit it perfect brian yeah there's some pro tips that one was just a little lighter yeah oh jiggly you might have it this is your last shot this is your last shot i bet brian's face is the color of his ball right now and oh oh oh see that was too hard that was too hard yeah all right that was my last [ __ ] stroke oh you still won i told you it's so bad if i hadn't stroked out i would have been fine i'm gonna [ __ ] yeah yeah so if he's listening you you wanna coming for you bob yeah we'll meet up at a convention or something oh god i'll stroke his neck beard and this got weird oh i think i need a i need what do we got today boys this one is called troll in one oh hello hello hello hello another one of these oh i see that oh so we can't be we can't be you no we can't be why can't you be and how did you not get that i don't know it's fake it's fake it's gotta be fake is that whole real i think who who the [ __ ] got it what the [ __ ] [ __ ] brian i hear his name [Laughter] come on yes i keep getting hit i don't even get the [ __ ] [ __ ] is it reset it does reset screw this i i just had to touch it and it counted oh there goes bro i don't know the angle to do this you take math and then do well more more to your left more chair left in case yeah there you go does it reset oh [ __ ] it does reset no way too much into the corner you got to make it so it bounces there it is yeah first try uh look it's behind us it's behind us i mean it's behind us yeah but how do we get that oh yeah how are you supposed to get that [ __ ] i think anthony goddess no he did not oh i see us you [ __ ] what do you mean you see what oh wow what there's no way there's no way what got in it this is a [ __ ] this is good yeah where am i going where am i going and then nay yes i'll get [ __ ] wait what you have to get in one shot how many times does that [ __ ] happen this is the hole-in-one challenge this requires no skill i don't want to do this anymore [ __ ] sorry all right leave it all the [ __ ] chance again and look at that i get reset again here you go venous thanks for these please please and that is [ __ ] oh [ __ ] look the hole's right there guys the hole is right there why don't you go get it oh my gosh [Laughter] that was a good shot mo how do we take this next shot right here [Laughter] [ __ ] oh wait wait is there an invisible wall there [ __ ] you yep how do you do that though oh it's not invisible anymore i can't believe i went too far are we just screwed now damn it is it just just brian that got it yep come on come on yes i got it i got it i got oh well apparently it's just this never mind no why is there a wall there [ __ ] this i got it yeah i headed into the pocket yeah someone just cold started their car okay aka what is this sort of weird portal to another dimension it bounces where it takes me holy [ __ ] i want to see holy [ __ ] oh boys okay i understand now oh oh where is it um yes yes yes oh that's annoying yes did i get it yes i got it yes yes is it number eight yes maybe maybe get it i don't think i did how am i suddenly over this [ __ ] now oh just i agree you better go to the [ __ ] left side yeah that's right give me a [ __ ] sweet chub right now that's right there it is let it go let it go see it's going for the hole it's a hole-seeking missile that's what i call my penis here we go drink shot oh trick shot that would be amazing i would poop that way i would seriously just sit here and like shard on myself what else can you do if something like that i don't i mean yeah exactly it is the one 10 seconds you can't oh blah blah blah no hey this is it this has to be in yes yes oh look at the money shot [Music] that was perfect too by the way yeah that was thank you what are we supposed to do i don't know i'm in the hole why did it disappear why did that just [ __ ] what do you what are you laughing at i guess i wasn't lying when i said that when you said what oh you have any attention oh what did he say guys what did he say i don't know what the [ __ ] it's just it's in that like little valley [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh look i'm in the hole and then it [ __ ] counted oh my goodness wow i wonder if this one is even possible it says [Music] yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] [Music] oh my [ __ ] flappy mouse [Laughter] [ __ ] you your [ __ ] bucket of water yeah how do you get past that or how do you get it like in the middle oh my [ __ ] mouse [Music] dammit [Music] how do you get that wonder could see i stroked out how do you get that your [ __ ] luck honestly oh it is did i get it i did get it yeah ryan did you get it [ __ ] off i don't trust this oh what the [ __ ] is that what is that oh my god i want to see oh god i can see clearly now the hole has gone oh my god oh my god what am i hitting gotta be some secret to this i'm analyzing the data oh i got it i mean you got it what the what what's that sound huh it's the sound of anthony getting it that's right i haven't gotten a problem get lucky or some [ __ ] isn't clicked yet come on wait did you get it no you didn't yeah there you go brock that's it nice nice that was good for me that scared me that was good the hole's right there ain't [ __ ] falling for that did you get it no brocco where anywhere yeah there you go that's actually it right there [Music] please get out of my [ __ ] way jesus christ now just sit back and watch the fun the [ __ ] where is this hole it's not down there is it yeah yeah it's right there man it's totally right there all right i'm just gonna respond because i can't stand having you guys [ __ ] in front of me this whole group the [ __ ] is it [Music] oh oh come on first there it is [ __ ] this [ __ ] [Laughter] stupid ass [ __ ] hole i was just going this one again [ __ ] suck me stupid hole what's over here nothing i don't wear the sand how do i get there yeah you have to hit it just so you fall right off the edge of that jump i'm getting well i'm not a stroke thankfully because if i break my keyboard over my [ __ ] skull here in a minute there you go easy i know what it is nothing could ever be that easy in life what happens if you try to go for that target it still [ __ ] here you [ __ ] [ __ ] where'd you guys go [Music] where'd you guys go it is the dog it is yeah that's the target [ __ ] you guys and then turn around [ __ ] all right all right don't fall for it no don't fall for it what's that say what's that little what's that [ __ ] here's an easy one you believe them no that that door is gonna like slap you inside or something yeah it didn't work touch the hole that's the thing you have to bounce in yeah you have to bounce in this course oh press r oh it doesn't help and it doesn't oh why not here we go and i'm going to get [ __ ] just kidding you're a [ __ ] i'm just a piece of corny [ __ ] sitting here spinning can't even [ __ ] do anything how'd you do it just luck just look come on you got that yeah how a genius get a little to the left there you go wow that is super impressive that you did that okay i just do that into the hole this time look above the flag what's above the flag it said just kidding oh [ __ ] that dude douche all right where's the hidden hole i'm gonna guess over here oh jesus is it over there uh no [Music] one again oh you fell for your own trick i didn't think it would be that other one again another chapman [Laughter] oh look at that oh wow look at that oh no they've gone so fast now honestly nobody should ever go what is this what is this it's a [ __ ] lie is what it is [Music] rainbows [Laughter] this hole is impossible you [ __ ] no this gotta be possible what does that say what does that say over there uh it doesn't it just says it's the same thing though this hole is impossible and jason three strokes you [ __ ] [ __ ] i see what it says everyone is not moving the [ __ ] the piece of water on is a [ __ ] arrow pointing that direction as well all right [ __ ] it i don't care yeah yeah what ryan what you got this brian you got it where are you you got this what no you didn't happen to read that yes stay still you don't see you don't see the place where we went the second literally the second you shot it there's a little secret don't tell them there's a secret where is that portal where the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] portal it's closer than you think [Music] stay still don't tell your [ __ ] county friends huh you must know oh wait i can't say i was supposed to be stayed still but now it's impossible maybe maybe if you are it i don't know i'm just guessing oh great now i'm back to the [ __ ] rainbows [ __ ] brilliant at least we've got something to look out for oh [ __ ] we gotta be gutter the irish [ __ ] is [ __ ] by the lambo oh here we go tiny bit to your left again all right no no no no tiny bit to my left you're a [ __ ] you're a little [ __ ] there we go hey it worked yay cons [Laughter] [Music] yes thanks to brian parr on this course was 19. what the screw that all right kill uninstall talk about it all right no girl are you ready on sorry about the sneeze there are you guys ready i'm ready i'm just making a video live real quick do that on your damn free time all right this is my free time this is not your free time we all work for nogla here okay yeah chop chop minimum [ __ ] weights from nothing yes we're live let's go all right i just disliked it wow this looks incredibly difficult well this looks hard boys you have to make that sound wait what oh no all in one boy all in three they spent so much time making this look like cs go that they didn't actually make the holes difficult well they fooled me with the angle i got a bogey so i don't know if i can say that that that was a huge mistake okay now they've mid doors oh this is de dust how was that dust does that have anything to do with angel dust yes get in there yeah baby slap your ball straight in that [ __ ] hole yeah i'm going to hit you in evan because i like you thank you oh never mind careful they got a knop in that [Laughter] i'm camping around the corner guys watch out watch out i'm camping around the corner he's ready to pre-fire on you guys all right get ready there's a big camper around the corner [Laughter] i mean it didn't help me but it also didn't screw me oh [Music] [ __ ] not again what the [ __ ] [Applause] okay stop you gotta make this you gotta make this course interesting [ __ ] come on i know that i won't hit you i won't hear you yeah now why now what [ __ ] you are gonna hit me [ __ ] right or you didn't i proved you wrong you didn't need to apparently [Music] defend me oh i [Music] you think you're going to stay there evan nah damn man yeah i am ah damn it i want to hit it no oh thank you i made it i made it damn it i made it you know this is a nice this is a nice change you know a more regular course look at this okay look at it you haven't done anything like this just tap it in yeah look it's nice and clear boys all right nice and clear oh wow i can just go tap it in look at this [ __ ] gravity [ __ ] around no holy [ __ ] [ __ ] your magic field shout out to the gravity shits there's a hole my mind tells me to put my balls in it i guess sounds that we make when we play this game are [ __ ] frightening i just launched someone great sound effects right there the whole library right there jiggly [Music] you guys want to purchase your tahiti nogo sample pack please click that link in the description oh my god you are so lucky oh that is lucky or was it it was lucky because i just totally missed that shot those were still back there making sound effects i'm making edm music [Music] if it makes me reset [Music] now you're fine [Laughter] [Laughter] it's it's gotta be like the ricochet sound effects oh hold on what's that what's this yeah the boobs in the back now what you were doing what you were doing before [Music] nobody [Laughter] yeah royalty free and then you just copy strike everybody when they use it money boys if you smash it oh it'll go back up and maybe oh i got an idea all right y'all want to see this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that oh i see it i see [ __ ] wait to do it oh yeah that's what's up in my long hole you got in the other hole yes i'm on the wrong hole hello fellas hi oh [ __ ] there we go did i help you bing-bong ding-doo [Music] oh my god slipping on that little hole baby [Music] can you do like a fail trombone sound effect too [Laughter] go down here over the ledge well you gotta go around this uh titty right here god bless it america you gotta you gotta you gotta do a titty shot oh you gotta bounce over the titty like that oh yeah something like that you gotta bounce off the side of the titty oh there you go oh it's magic oh nice swan brock [Music] is doing good are you ready wait no no you ready we're talking are you ready ready to do all the sound effects i'm all right yeah are you doing it three two one go there's a little air horn at the end [Music] all right [ __ ] you ready for more yeah he just passes out are you gonna do it all i can hear is the ghost oh yeah that's cause you muted me yay [Music] damn it he got it yes i tried yeah what's happening right now i don't have any ideas [Music] [Laughter] i like the strap [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] he struck he just spilled coffee all over his knees [Music] this is some straight [ __ ] hey what wait that's not the whole [ __ ] hole is that not the hole what the hell is this hole you little sneak oh my goodness that's your idea hey who's bing [Music] and you did the exact same thing as last time you almost have to try to do that i'm pretty good at it [Laughter] i want to really get around the corner [Music] what does that laugh yeah what are you laughing at wait what what's broccoli i found a secret okay i'm sorry what's brock lesnar's having fun and here we are yeah why why the [ __ ] is he having fun who allowed this we're supposed to just make sound effects i stopped having fun like this roll in there yeah [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter] look at this bam that's a whoosh right there what they call it in golf nogla yeah it's a real wood whoa if i don't get it in the hole straight away um you [ __ ] i didn't mean it you sounded like the gingerbread man right there not my gumdrop buttons new [ __ ] [Music] of noble now i have to like rush the hole yeah come on dude i do suffer from domestic violence [Laughter] just so worried about him i have to rush [Laughter] hi yeah i asked first [ __ ] answer i know i asked something different because it's clipping through a two by four i said often same thing hey you're missing the bottom of your ball yeah i lost it in the war yeah i just lost it enough i don't know very good anymore yeah but i got to kill 20 people random irish dude no i'm just losing half his ball as a golf ball i found the best way to kill people is to go in their throat oh god yeah your dick no i'm a ball we got to plant the bomb oh boy body platform how did i get up here oh [ __ ] the bombs are going to go off get ready guys [ __ ] mom's going to go off guys get ready look at that realistic fire i should have went to sound effect when it blew up oh [ __ ] it just you the one i just use right there no just go backwards more like a technique yeah i was about to say like arson that sounds like fellatio or or it's a bomb explosion don't touch me evan don't touch me yeah there will be that workout for you [ __ ] not too bad not too bad this video is no longer about golf [Laughter] and i slapped my ball off his ball and said wait what you said that you said that to her i'll send it straight to our dead [ __ ] what is what's going on here i don't know we're just two men slapping our balls off each other all right yeah nothing wrong with a bit of it all right i'm gonna give you one last sound effect nice trick shot good old trick shot nice little trick shot hold on off the box and in the hole oh close too bad i think you're it's missing the uh the sound effect yeah seven seconds oh shine it with the explosion get it in [ __ ] it two seconds [ __ ] this better all right guys i got last 172. holy [ __ ] let's go i'm 100 times better than home hey looks like you're an emblem this is higher than my iq [Laughter] pretty sure what you shot on 14 is higher than your iq [Music] [Laughter] yeah half of the [ __ ] map is me making sound effects nobody got hurt everybody had fun i'm pretty sure there's going to be a remix of me out there oh yeah a full song ready for the golfing uh you're supposed to ready up supposed to click that ready button uh-huh no glow just making sure it's very just for 10 minutes all right knuckle you got three seconds okay there you go all right hey what's this course this course is called um it's called don't care another golf video that's exactly the [ __ ] same jumping jigglios child what can you get right through the middle of that thing everything's going to be better now oh oh sick oh my god evan are you raging nope nope we'll never rage at a game like golf what game will make you rage why do people want to see the pyramids you just don't see it very often i want to see you mad not at me not a video game oh who did i hit it doesn't matter man because as long as you have fun it's fine are you kidding me i'm stuck in a [ __ ] wheel touch me brian touch me no father you know speak of things i don't want to hear [ __ ] up i'm just saying come on man you were right next to me home oh you're my only i am no i can't no glad i'm at a ramp oh my lord oh this wasn't even supposed to be a difficult course and here's no glow stuck in the [ __ ] map oh great i can't can't leave you with anything i guess we're just going to watch this for a minute and 30 seconds [Music] uh you're gonna suffer with me it's a minute and thirty seconds yeah boys cash in right here put a bunch of mid rolls you guys want to advertise some merchandise real quick go ahead big jigglypanda.com terrorismers.com [ __ ] designed yeah i'm actually gonna have to go into my website and actually make a tab that's called [ __ ] all right we're going back boys oh yeah he had to change your heart you get sucked again i won't i won't get stuck in this [ __ ] meal hold on that was a hell of a shot you're still gonna do better than me no why didn't you do that the first time i was hoping someone would touch me out of it [Music] oh [ __ ] me maybe tomorrow i got stuck in the octopus oh my gosh um did you take viagra before playing or something [Laughter] [Music] oh [Music] [Laughter] why not both the old death knight they say when people die they expel their bowels yeah not me i spelled my semen homeless people homeless people jizz when they die that's right [Applause] might be the most disturbing golf game i've been in no glad it's uncomfortable it's fine man no homeless guy is going to be offended no homeless guys watching this just don't go near a dead homeless guy no good you should be safe they're viable to nut within 12 hours after death especially when post-mortem whatever the hell it's called kicks in rigo mortis i heard homeless people's boners they after they died it lasts for another two [Music] days i'll tell you i love i love jamming logs you got all jesus um you're probably you're you're the gayest straight guy i know dirty that one doesn't have to be a big homosexual you jam your log into women too no glo it's called intercourse paw 400. what the hell oh that was stupid [ __ ] how many strokes are you on six you're doing better than me what is the appropriate reply to that yes i am there's an alolan executor over there going crazy and a what an alolan executor alolan yeah watch out for that dinosaur dinosaur's gonna come down look at dinosaur neck right there he's gonna come down and suck your dick oh in that case hold on if you think you know deep throat you don't you ain't never been your dick sucked by a triceratops i got that brontosaurus one of the ones with the really long necks whatever triceratops is that the one with the uh horns or something yeah i think so i think that's the old pokey daddy wait what are we doing yes we got a canyon pokey daddy is the nickname for your penis jiggly yeah aim for that perhaps yeah aim for the sign and then no glass brows get your ball off of me [ __ ] it you [ __ ] lang you're the kind oh you it works set all the way back [ __ ] i'm gonna do that i'm gonna hit that shot and everyone's gonna be so jealous yeah yeah i'm just so jealous dude watch this shot he's gonna miss guaranteed watch he's gonna miss him to come back boom and there he goes missed oh i gotta close though you gotta reach you should restart so you can prove that you can do it restart so you could prove that you could do it restart your [ __ ] life shut up oh yeah sick shotgun that was so good you're down at the bottom with 69. way to go oh yeah sweet shot that was a that was what you [ __ ] you heard me that was a oh no that's a serious turn on for the ladies noble so if you ever had a bar or something just just go real close to her ear and just make that sound [Music] don't introduce yourself first just just want to be like hey hey i promise you won't go home of that night you won't go home probably go home in the back of a cop car but you woke up that's right oh god [ __ ] sake i'm doing this video pro bono baby well that's nice yeah isn't it that's nice i like this whoa oh evan yeah i know i'm such a good guy right i'm such a good guy thank you such a good guy you weren't trying to knock me off were you no i would never do that oh it's a rabbit hole yeah you like those don't you oh it's my yeah he's a connoisseur what the [ __ ] this is not wait is that where you're supposed to go why is my ball suddenly so small oh i could still shoot down the [ __ ] where am i dude i'll tell you why mushrooms are one hell of a drone this is alice in stoner land i don't know how i'm gonna get in that small hole over there brian's [ __ ] winning and he's not in the discord i know silent brian the sequel he's back right is it working he's in the discord but he's not talking i don't think he can hear us he's probably just here to glow up he's doing a solo commentary oh who hit me you [ __ ] fat [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] how are you supposed to do this [ __ ] go oh no their dance changes i can't keep up with the uh [ __ ] stop hitting me yes come on [ __ ] i did it i did [Music] [ __ ] lucky i just don't pray get knocked off me too oh let's go wait here for brian he's back he's back i know we're waiting right wait for brian i'm waiting for you [ __ ] move i'm gonna hit him hit him hit that [ __ ] hit him hit that one let's wait for brian get on out of you oh my gosh it's probably a reason why he left the discord i'm not going to wait he's going to get angry knock all of you out you got it you got it you got this one oh no why did he do that because you taunted him [ __ ] [ __ ] he's here your voice is different friday it's like i know i hate technology [Laughter] what the [ __ ] am i hearing ryan we'll give you a chance to shout out your merchandises [Laughter] [Music] brian's new voice still playing though he's not going to lose brian please talk to us please he's not in he can't hear us he's gone oh am i coming all the way back yep oh that was a you better believe that was better believe it oh no that was a what oh no brian's waiting for me are you kidding me no no no no ryan is waiting at the end guys i wonder why he's getting his revenge too much no brian no brian brian i didn't [ __ ] you brian i know you can't hear me oh panda i didn't mock you brian i i thought you were forbidden you can't hear yourself [Laughter] [ __ ] you brian oh a little bastard oh a bunny hill hey look it's a bunny hill i think this is what um calls his fellow bunnies titties bunny hills let me see your bunny hills baby all right here we go cool watch this watch it it's not it's going to [ __ ] make it into that jiggly oh it was holy [ __ ] did you just land that oh my gosh first [Music] watch this trick shot boys [ __ ] you're not gonna do it there's no way stop and hit it in there you're good there you go yeah so entertaining jiggly we're tied in the last hole oh my god i'm [ __ ] up i'm producing it he's boxing it come on all right okay i can only ask the one thing brian if you can somehow hear me please [ __ ] with jiggly please hear that it's all i can ask for he's putting a [ __ ] hit out on me [Music] right here i know you're not in discord you son of a [ __ ] it's fine don't be mad apparently valos wants me to be miserable [ __ ] you evan [ __ ] you [ __ ] you're making fun of me in my trick shot it was [ __ ] garbage yeah [ __ ] keep hitting me back [ __ ] test you're not even in the time hey the tags help you more than they help me you're out of the tags don't [ __ ] hit me [ __ ] okay i won't now what not what [ __ ] you miss [ __ ] [Laughter] making this last a lot more better thank you oh oh you're not here to enjoy i only have 20 seconds [ __ ] off evan [ __ ] off you've got 20 seconds to put a good old mid roll remember yes yes no glue you remember karma doesn't exist shut your [ __ ] hole you didn't win i'm going in the hole [Music] i'm going in the hole three seconds you got to get it i'm good i got it i got it hey look at the bright side you didn't finish last that's that's a tiny hole it's not very deep either yeah it's nice and fresh [Laughter] this is i think i don't know if i want to record with you guys anymore you guys are just creepy as [ __ ] has finally arrived it has come right soak it in boys we even need to play you just made me very happy i think i'm slightly aroused let's play some golf thanks for that zoom in on us all right guys a little information on yeah what's information is that i'm pretty sure all 18 holes thank you you son of a [ __ ] wow appreciate that one i think all 18 holes center around this one hole in the middle so this is no go around so it's a one whole course ryan what why do you have the poo hat hey no glass stole your signature look panda he took my poo poo hat what are you talking about after i poop i say a solid 10. that's a solid 10. ryan here we go what can't be there that's dumb i can't believe it's just one hole oh it's a certain course you can only take i can't believe it's just one hole it sounds like you're lying you won't believe this golf map it's in the thumbnail arrow squeeze it on in there yeah he got me one that pars boy yeah this this hole's getting a lot of action today whoa holy [ __ ] what the hell is going on oh my goodness wait what so called where did you guys just go uh what the [ __ ] there's a wait what is going on [ __ ] went through the rainbow don't oh my this [ __ ] it's trolling it's a [ __ ] what are you supposed to do i bet we have to go backwards oh you son of a [ __ ] oh yeah i thought there was only one i guess what happened to the one hole that creator lied i'm sorry or did you lie jiggly i'm going to write him a strongly worded letter this course is literally called all-in-one so that there must only be one hole take me almighty barrel lords are you guys doing the right thing [ __ ] i can hardly see it get in there oh that was [Applause] i think it's going to reset me anyway yeah it doesn't matter brian [Music] oh [ __ ] oh come on oh is it reset me this time yes go yes maybe i was within like please here we go here we go with the masters oh nice seven shots beautiful good job now time to watch the man lose his mind [Music] there's a there's a trick to this one [Music] okay all right okay steph curry with the shot boy well we're tiny i'm still like what the hell is this the same map oh no it's a different map i'm back whoa we're tiny we're little balls that's what i said hell i just thought it was the drugs kicking in where do we go all right [Applause] it and it went so far [Laughter] i moved my mouse like a millimeter there we go perfect here we go hurry up nice one good shot perfect shot close you hurry up no go it's [ __ ] oh you're good man you're good why are you restarting he's gonna like everything i didn't like he's using like a tiny ball on a tiny mouse didn't like that shot no i'm not not like look get it in the candy cane where where the candy cane right the candy cane in front of you don't like that shot oh boy okay i'm not liking that one [Music] that must have been the shot he was feeling though he really felt that one no i pressed f it just didn't reset all right i'll go [ __ ] oh my god nice one how am i still going oh anthony you what now i'm falling this way yes thank you [ __ ] you you saved me give me a second i'm still rolling i hate you all [ __ ] this man where am i going i never thought one hole would be so difficult i've been chasing the same hole for 25 years yeah sneaky bastard wait how old are you panda okay where is this hole how old am i i'll be 29 this year oh what hole have you been chasing i've been pursuing the same holes that i was four years old [Laughter] that's such bull please wait did you get in and then i bounced back out yes i'm ahead of brian oh no he's ahead of me i'm ahead of the guy that just took 20 shots to get in a huge hole but this time i had someone well and the man who took 20 shots to get into a giant hole looks pretty happy why does your character look like it's from rugrats or something [Music] [Laughter] it doesn't count oh no made the sound what you guys getting tired of the same hole oh no dude i believe in my [ __ ] with any hole i'm so close i might have to censor that one out [ __ ] [ __ ] what did nogles says is so difficult who was he talking to when he said monogamy oh my god oh my gosh there's the hole in the fire i figured i would test it yes no no no no oh my god what the [ __ ] is this finally finally please this no one hit me i just don't i just wanna just get in that thing thank you thank you you're the best no you're not the best you're not the best i hate you i hate you i'm stuck i'm stuck like this oh i have to don't don't say it don't say i've never done anything for you [ __ ] why is this one so difficult this is impossible oh i think i'm okay oh if it resets me i'll cry yeah you're good you're good and ugly you're good i did it i did it there you go bro oh i ran out of strokes great how did i do that there we go i just rage shot it as hard as i could and it went in the [ __ ] hole oh geez what a waste [Laughter] same hole getting frustrating no matter all the troubles you go at any different angle it's all the same [ __ ] shitty hole at the end where the [ __ ] are we going is that like the same thing as saying we're all pink in the middle you're so happy with your joke there oh of course i laugh my own jokes to make it for those who do not don't hit the target or some [ __ ] i don't get it where in the hell am i going with my life that i cannot answer all right did i get it is this it this should be allowed [ __ ] how the hell oh i got it i got it i don't know how i did it but i ain't telling you well you can if you don't know how you got it i don't i don't get this oh [ __ ] looks like i'm going into first place i legit don't get this good prospect right in front but right now brian is first what what is this [ __ ] haul it worked that's what panda sounds like when he comes home to his wife yes after after 15 years what is this [ __ ] please don't reset me great yeah that's uh great it's awesome like there's there's hard holes and then there's just being a [ __ ] map creator this is the ladder yeah [ __ ] this guy i hope he side left suffers the wall to your left perfect you want to do that i think the word you're looking for is luck come on no go hit me and hit me in yes thank you you what the [ __ ] is that i'm coming over i'm coming over one second i'm coming over all right i'll help you out one second hurry up hurry up i don't pay you for nothing you don't pay me nothing that's what i said i don't pay you for nothing oh [ __ ] hold on i'm pretty sure i'll be okay here oh hold on let me get behind you and then i was happier yeah get behind me and tap me i ran out of straws [Music] [Laughter] are you supposed to do that um i just got thrown off the side of a mountain oh i should have done some sound effects there what the f why bing bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang wait wait wait wait brian wait wait wait wait you have to time it here's the time it one pokemon no that was it a [ __ ] sucking [ __ ] hold on a second that was it oh wow [Music] oh [Music] come on come on what in the hell okay okay show me the light oh lord show me the way [Music] oh my god hey bro come back yes yes i got it hey brian are you tripping balls or is it just me what oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] slag you stupid slags [Laughter] it's invisible evan for a certain length oh i got it i got it okay now what ledge oh [ __ ] oh yes yes yes [Music] all right actually i'm on 20. it doesn't matter how about twenty-five wall on the ledge yes i'm gonna get second dude should we remind you you picked it five picked it but i didn't make it well you're a [ __ ] you're just not you can't give me there's no way you're gonna get that although what if you hit it what if you um oh you're [ __ ] what do you mean what are you doing in this situation dude look look look you look like showing you the way could you look could you look you're looking oh see them see the flag right see the way those kind of things over he ran out of time to stop [ __ ] right getting directions from the guy with the [ __ ] pebble for a brain come on go somewhere please what oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh it stops oh i hit some ball in the air what the hell are we supposed to do with it why can't i land anywhere okay here we go get it oh this is gonna be too far isn't it dude how how are you guys doing this oh no i'm too far to one suck please oh evan i basically just hit it as hard as i could yeah and then i went back shot me yeah you're over [Music] oh please at least i can see this of course this is the last this is the last hole oh oh that's in the hole oh my gosh that was our gas balance unbelievable that was actually orgasmic did you know [Music] you hit it past the ramp and the ramp is not in your way that was it great great oh i got a pirate hat i just unlocked the austria flag great yay we're gonna get so much use out of this well that was infuriating that was [ __ ] look at all those green scores oh yeah it's so good are you ready the sound of cat makes when you step on its tail matt yeah nicely done all it took was a little help yeah oh that one was starting to [ __ ] where am i going oh my oh wow gosh that was a great shot yeah i've never wanted to be farther away from my life this is a metaphor all right you guys ready did everybody uh take their pre-game cocaine oh yes actually hold on i forgot it that was a test that's illegal you guys are under arrest i'm undercover cop oh god i've been undercover this whole time on youtube i know that's what we're all getting to ah i think i just inhaled like a [ __ ] ton of dust off my desk oh yeah did you miss the part where vanna said he was undercover jiggly yeah all these years all these years you thought i was your friend you thought i was a youtuber no i'm a cop right [ __ ] van cup that's bad he pulls up in a van and arrests you after he entices you with nose candy he pulled the long con on us that's right robo canadian robo cop adian there you go there's a there's a joke somewhere in there how about we play all right all right where are we going today this one is called six shots free roam for cocaine going to jail we're going to jail clap these holes in any order wait what do you think slap it baby look at that what does that mean i got a bird in one what does it mean to clap the hole clap it oh oh what the hell what is going on oh okay no no no no no i get it i don't get it on their screen it's out of sync for us it's out of sync whoa jiggly i made it what the hell was that so now what now we're back oh we got to shoot at another hole now oh this is sick oh so do we all just wait oh i'm gonna go oh hi brian i'm gonna i'm not risking okay so you have to pop into each hole you can't pop the same one twice maybe choose your own adventure oh okay yeah yeah just like obese said it's like a [ __ ] r.l stein choose [Music] [Music] have you guys heard that before what is that is that a little helmet okay okay so so that hole is invisible for me now because i've used it oh yeah okay so yeah or because you're on drugs maybe see now i'm tempted to go never mind this is uh not a very visually appealing map i'm just gonna say that right now i've been told that before really what and what i see it and what situation that i'm a visually unappealing man [Laughter] oh [ __ ] that's a lot further than i thought it was so does this work if i do oh still oh oh [ __ ] okay why am i going for that hole yes you got to go for it eventually really yeah yeah i think we got to make each hole just like real life is there another ramp how do you the gold is the whole how how i feel like that one's like maybe you go on the tube or something yeah oh wait what the two it does work yeah if you yeah yeah if you're not a [ __ ] [ __ ] it works how are you supposed to get that hole that's like really far that i was going for i'm going up oh it does work i better not be you stupid [ __ ] every i don't i go back down the hole of course are you stuck in the face oh [ __ ] course is your boy are you are your balls stuck in the people balls cooks me every [ __ ] time oh my god [ __ ] christ there you go let's go wow there's no hole i know i did not expect that either i have nothing else to say other than wow okay i'm going to try the jewelry i dare you to go for that one that's far on the left that island over there dear you oh yeah yeah yeah you can go and get it all right i'll do it holy [ __ ] i hate that right yeah it's really easy it's really easy you'll be able to do it as you almost got the first time oh come on oh now you're getting into his head oh you've got into his head there we go and you're off [ __ ] dude you just said [ __ ] dough you [ __ ] me in the pipe you [ __ ] me in the pipe oh there we go that's okay that's yeah oh [ __ ] no way all right it's only a 14. yeah you did it you did it now i gotta go for it actually i'm gonna save that one for last yeah it's like a snack oh that's a good show where are you evan what is this is that a is that a majestic hole yep how do you get this one that's right beside this ramp here you just fall into it yes two shots to get that one home oh two attempts boy yeah there we go wait what are you for real yeah the one that you did i just stopped i was lucky i was lucky [ __ ] take that right there yeah see yahtzee oh please it's a good shot see question here shane how do you get this i feel like you're perfect just gotta go a little bit further boom yeah holy [ __ ] yeah what the [ __ ] yeah it's just you oh son of a [ __ ] i'm sorry what is going on you're good it's not your fault it's my phone there we go what the hell is this the magical hoe hello [Laughter] too many strokes to get in the hole oh stay on there you [ __ ] yeah we can work with you wow trick shots i meant to do that undershot it oh no oh [ __ ] there we go okay i'll take that okay here we go please stop that noise oh i'm sorry is that a golf cap no yeah golden golf fab yeah brian that one it's okay so does this get rid of it and then i have to do that again to get up there i think i do oh no oh my god we're down to the final few are there any oh my wow i don't want to try this one i think guy you [ __ ] i'm sorry i was trying to make an advance towards the hall well make an advance on the easterly side of germans i think i have to go to the land i gotta go to handland aka in my bedroom at night hey i'm in hanoi just at [Music] [Laughter] all welcome what am i supposed to do with these hands okay no no no so just aim top right corner up there see that one on the right hand there you go see [ __ ] you have to say hand land when you do it okay so is [Music] hole why do you hate me jesus [Laughter] because you touch yourself at night yes what a bit too much time too much time in handling the fact that i touch myself at night or is it the amount maybe this game is [ __ ] that i'll tell you man i can't help you well well how about we how about we do it again and we all go from the same hole together there's only one thing to do bye everybody oh you should be able to see it now evan what do you mean i should be able to see it yeah it's somewhere over there one of those pixels is the flag [ __ ] you you see it oh there's my hole i was already v-clipping and i didn't see [ __ ] weird all right great great awesome awesome all right look one two three not a good game i got the italy flag wait hold on i just postmated some coffee and uh my delivery man hans has arrived okay get that coffee hello hunty if it's a coffee hello did you order the shuriken yogurt frappuccino oh yes nine dollars wait the the bubble what was the bubble butt the bubble butt bummer here what was it called the bubble part the bubble boys i tried to read the card with like a generic latino accent it was so perfect yeah bottom boys but i said it was cards against humanity oh okay yeah the new card the new game on steam boom bottom boys it's a new game on steam let's get that [ __ ] ready button all right we need a big ass sound effect when i press this ready button boom explosion wow that's that it's wow it's still going holy crazy unnecessary editing work it's the biggest explosion i've ever heard in my life what does that say what what's a translation oh [ __ ] i'm going to guess that it means to do this hatch oh well it didn't work 22 on youtube okay golami hey google translate this spanish usa el esposito para salter the spanish who's the paseo center what the [ __ ] does that mean santa we don't ask her what espacio means i think he's saying use the it's not space i tried space hey google what does espacio in spanish mean use your wife use your wife use your wife hey google in spanish mean i'm doing this on the website spanish dick santa the word means holy it is also spanish falls and would designate women or none who had been canonized by the catholic church okay so shoot your wife out of a cannon for the catholic church is what it says use your wife for shooting spanish we bounced off the mailbox holy [ __ ] oh he's 3d what do you want me to do you want me to hit your mom all right oh i think you are what are we supposed to do i think you have to hit off jesus because he's bouncing i don't think that's his mom i'm pretty sure that's mona lisa holding the pussycat where the hell is the hole look behind you oh god evan you gotta oh okay okay so do that and then what the freaking hell is that oh you got to do some extreme rebounds i don't think this is i don't think this map works oh yes [ __ ] oh there's a lot of secret holes back there you can overshoot it so hit the middle real hard praise jesus [ __ ] okay okay hello in between them [ __ ] oh god you're scared hail satan [ __ ] oh they just bounced right off of me wow look at all those hidden holes in the logs yeah they're in the boxes too oh oh god oh oh i feel sick i feel sick i feel sick look at you guys look at home look at home yeah what are you guys doing gangster lean look at my [ __ ] defies gravity the corny [ __ ] defies gravity what what thanks okay where the hell am i going oh look pumpkin hello welcome to the techno disco party what happened are you lighting up i'm at the i'm at the disco deck i'm having a party you want the party you like you you like my moves how the hell you do that you hit l god damn it i pressed f i see now i see now i pressed f because i thought f would turn on my flashlight like it was [ __ ] gmod or something how long is this [ __ ] hole dear god look it's on the sign right there oh god my [ __ ] glows when i light up yeah it looks like keep it looks like cheetos poof yeah get that distal party going get it going you can't [ __ ] notice the time damn it darn it i won't let you steal away you might have all dude i had a hole in one and it moved no [ __ ] why oops you [ __ ] entertainment [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] [Music] just wait kill it jiggly go [Music] wait where's evan oh evan went in or did i watch out let's scream scream of terror i remember what you see all right careful everybody all right guys remember what you see though for real focus oh what oh i was not paying attention i was not paying attention i hate these i hate these you don't even see the hole ryan's like i know exactly i know exactly where to go i know where the hole is i'm hawkeye at this [ __ ] you see the invisible turf below the earth i got it i swear to god if you've knocked me off no no you're fine remember what you see okay now where do we go where do we go where do we go master and then just here what where the [ __ ] is it you guys can't find the hole no [ __ ] though [Laughter] turn the lights oh i just fell in yes yes what's wrong fellas you can't see the invisible [ __ ] hole stevie wonder could pop that [ __ ] boom perfect perfect shot what's wrong brock got no greens the most annoying comment of all time what's wrong you got no rants no [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] what's going on um hello i'm stuck under this train track all right who are you supposed to do i hear something go now look go now go now go now you son of a dickens oh [ __ ] serious just melted everything yeah oh whoa way to go was that boom wait where's the hole though at the top of this [Music] what the [ __ ] when did louis armstrong get here yes i can't even focus right now brian okay i won't do it we're friends do it [Music] he's [ __ ] himself i'm still failing there we go oh yeah [ __ ] up everybody good job got it and [ __ ] you what's the whole [ __ ] your mama too [ __ ] for me [Music] anything to myself that i leave the dryer around oh i thought everyone was going to get a little drier one no i just wanted to see him play i'm just nice guys good spectator who's first to die he's having our hell guys where are you going i'm going to heaven [ __ ] that i'm going to go hang out with pumpkin man oh i see jesus oh that's not jesus it's a big angry fire breathing devil man i see jesus i want to know which way to go to hell hey look i win hey you going there she was easy of course it's more fun there yeah yes boom i'm the only one who went to heaven wow well there we go hell's awesome i got the sombrero yeah see attention walmart shoppers file six we [Laughter] flag for racism all right jiggles with we had we have not done this yet but what map is this again now that i'm recording it's to feedback lynn number 11. i don't know what the [ __ ] that means but it's a whole lot of course it means hole-in-one yeah that's if rough translation means hold on you don't get it all right all right watch this oh it moves holy one right here yeah good job guys great hole in one that didn't work for me one at a time okay oh nice go down the middle go down the middle like that oh oh someone almost assisted me oh is that what you do you might be on the wrong side you look like a golf spectator that hat legion fix me i'm trying oh the charity giver [ __ ] not so hard evan not so hard it's not as far as you think david blamey yeah see you got the right you got the right power rock on the other hand does not with great power that was great with great power comes a great [ __ ] with great [ __ ] comes damn it damn daniel's progressively different sound i [ __ ] had it show us how to mold over there they will um i love your bunny ears they're so cute oh my god thank you nice and soft blocked that's why i wear a helmet right there safety first yeah safety first exactly boom i wear a helmet to protect myself oh yeah yeah yeah oh oh oh oh oh you owe me a hundred dollars hundred dollars all right pal right now wow i'm fairly certain this is impossible even though i've done it with that goggle but that only works when i go soft what um archive archive archive that one for me vicodin it only works when i go soft that's why i take viagra we're not vicodin the wrong v-pill when i take the viking and i float what the hell 12 seconds god for you jordan trying different strategy now oh smack it come on smack it one more one more hit ah hurry no i believed at least i got an assist that round oh i see you oh i see what you're supposed to do yeah that's what you want yeah you do it like this oh [ __ ] i need this i need this i need yes no i don't know how that just happened i like the strategy here yeah i'll slap the foot because this is this is a metaphor for real life you just got to wait this is it you're always behind me you gotta wait for other people to do your work that's i've been saying it for years [ __ ] scream [Laughter] wow legion just landed it come on yeah i need help too if somebody looks at me you would hit me in like a glare would hit my ball stepping on the ground really hard like oh yes oh yes panda you're gonna no no how's it going man you come here often yeah just dangling my feet over this hole here every time you're just like i'm not hitting it hard enough [ __ ] idiot you gotta hit it hard enough to make a bounce in the hole you know what i mean sounds jiggly just happening oh again oh i have an anger phil and anger coming on yes oh [ __ ] oh no i can't do these ones that's what you got to do right there 27's and now i'm no longer in the lead [Music] yes thank you for the i'm sort of in the hole with not in the hole up up up up yes come on jesus christ i can't do it you can do anything you set your heart [Laughter] fairy godmother gets attacked by a bear mid-speech collapsing at the end here oh i don't know how i made it and no one else what i heard the sound for you too did you see what just happened to me oh the sound of victory from mu we all finished together it was beautiful it's the best when that happens yeah yeah let's go oh and then there's that guy rocky at hole 10. yeah oh no [ __ ] the hum yeah that's right come on look at that [ __ ] tree not today oh did you get it jiggly oh jesus christ obey's here ladies oh that's just the sound when um drops his pants that's the sound this dick makes i hear from a mine is talking to me i can hear like david admiral coming come on wow this is some [ __ ] horse stung on a stick right now it is i don't get it you guys just need to channel your inner sonny bono and just smack that tree rest in peace oh my god oh getting so close what happened oh wow yeah the game is frozen hello hello i'm here please note that uh i think we're in the event oh no uh we lost connection therefore nothing in that game counted wait how does this work i don't know like no way i don't know what that says spanish oh i know hoyo you know i don't speak spanish oh hoyo right where's the hole at looking around guys this is the crazy tree this tree's crazy what the hell this doesn't even look like it's part of the map it's really weird where am i i did i find a weird secret cavern jiggly what the [ __ ] did jiggly do it somehow i think yes going the right way i i think there's hello dad jiggly where are we it says no this says find the hole oh oh oh oh okay okay how do you sell it all spanish makes sense i found it i found it oh my god i found it i found it i found it i [ __ ] found it i actually found it yes how did you find it evan in two strokes you psychopath i know spanish where am i oh i did i found it i see it oh hoyo oh yo [ __ ] now i lost it i found it i found it it's right there you don't want to reset yeah don't reset i'm not what it does it automatically though oh you're all if you get too close oh there it is there it is boom what noises and it's freaking me out like are you impossible to explain god bless it oh [ __ ] legend legion religion yeah oh got it well no i'm too fat oh you know we look for the grid time's up oh my god that hole was obvious oh this one you just gotta hit it really hard like this yep [Laughter] oh my god oh my god oh my god there's a hole here what [ __ ] what what that's right that's right you guys laughed at me you guys laughed at me but i i i knew what i was doing i knew what i was doing hi guys guys you should reset you guys are you guys fell out of the map i'm making my way downtown hey reset mood you're wasting time this course is only 15 holes what the [ __ ] oh my god i am the world's luckiest man oh gord good luck [ __ ] okay nice jiggly oh look at that execution right down the [ __ ] minute come thanks for the play thanks for the play no thank you for the oh that was it there we go gg boys did get on a hole evan won it that was only 15 strokes wow yeah you had to beat me like that plunged all those holes yeah you did two holes oh boy all right well we played that was that was south park apparently why that was a course i don't know well you didn't see kenny no no i didn't i wasn't there we got trolled somebody knew that okay now we can play this is called weiner's that's all i need to do this is a waiter this is called wieners actually speaking of wieners boy do i have something to show you guys well you can't see it oh did you get the squeeze my wiener thing did i oh maybe maybe i did maybe i do have a giant [ __ ] wiener in my hands right now oh he's smacking us with this oh boy welcome to golf ladies and gentlemen [ __ ] wieners okay my dreams have been made reality all right here we go we can play now we're floating like there's a hole in one hey i wonder who mr canada is this is the hole-in-one challenge i represent team canada let's do this [ __ ] so weiner always has hidden hole in ones keep that in mind what wait there are there are hidden you didn't say that i think there's almost always hidden hole in ones but i don't see [ __ ] i don't see anything either unless it really is across the world [ __ ] i don't know what a nice little is that flower or something yeah let's see i question everything now what about that flower dpi is like completely changed okay there we go there we go been a minute since i've played i'm a little weary here we go here we go bomb oh see that's what happens i got a bar just gonna line it up and oh oh you gave me a spookin would you get it yeah my sensitivity is so off [Music] they're dandy that's not a dandelion is it oh where is this oh look at that are you sure there's hole in one is there any secrets evan yep evan goodbye guys he's just flying away i tried to fake the secret hole but it wasn't i almost believed you oh oh wow yeah i did not pop oh you got to go over it [Music] kobe in that [ __ ] i bounce can i bounce [Applause] [Music] oh no am i gonna make it oh no well team canada hey evan scotty oh boy that might be too much wow i went over scotty [Music] there it is who did you [Music] oh jesus christ i gotta oh wow no one saw that no never give me a mouse oh wait no no no i'm last there be a hidden hole what's in here what the [ __ ] famous last words whoa what is this i'm in [ __ ] space right now jiggly huh oh there the [ __ ] it is i'm spinning i can't stop spinning oh hey all right how's it going i'm stuck i am stuck i'm spinning again [ __ ] there we go why why am i shoot up in the air why am i shaking well stuck to the wall and i was like spinning oh it caused my poop to go up in the air hey i think i made it there you go real discounted super yes i hate this course oh it's weird it makes your ball move in weird ways are we still talking about golf yeah totally i'll go got this pretty sure brock just played his keyboard like [Laughter] [Music] no actually it was a 12th try oh yeah of us that's oh my god this is a humpy level this devil's quite happy this was all about those curves i feel like i feel like we're on the ice like i feel like it's it's i got three hoagies holy [ __ ] come on hogies for days here we go i'm just [ __ ] taking the safe here what you gonna do you could have helped me you know know that you you you gonna go panda welcome welcome welcome to pool welcome to pool it's a wonderful game scratch there you go scratch [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] oh that was worth it that was funny [Laughter] i'm not even mad oh all right watch this much harder than this oh this is oh [ __ ] you um i'm gonna slap you right in the [ __ ] ass thank you jiggly thank you oh evan got it too i got a ball in one [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] we all kind of hold him i'm sorry oh god damn it here we go boom easy what happened anthony let's go okay i've i've i've it's like that movie pay it forward yeah who am i gonna crack this time oh come on baby what a shitty horse wow yeah just my dpi again this is dangerous oh yeah a little too low a little too low son of a [ __ ] oh perfect son of a [ __ ] i'm surprised i got that on the phone [Laughter] yeah [ __ ] graceful you get it you get a triple here oh i'm pretty sure i got so many hoagies they didn't even [ __ ] tell me how many there was come back i got okay this one was for me where the [ __ ] do i go from here oh i see ya i just need to stop trying to hold on you do what's the [ __ ] angle oh wait did i get that ask the meal man oh my god there we go i could get a hole in one come on get in there there we go there we go i'm getting this so i think what i'm gonna do is [Laughter] watch this [ __ ] hole in one [ __ ] there it is oh nevermind what if that fell into the hole below [Laughter] you got two shots of this hold on juan okay i'm good with that i'm good with that i'm good with that i'm not good with that hole in one [ __ ] in one's hole yeah it was worth it you know what i'm going to do this trick shot right here boom into the other hole into the air no way no you almost had it let's see it i should do it no i should go don't [Laughter] oh i see you got to get a little bit of a beaky bouncy what yes come on man you got a kid i'm sure you used to making up [ __ ] words that don't make sense i just don't have kids i'm just stupid yeah that doesn't excuse what you said sure does oh holy [ __ ] okay so is there a trick here to getting out of here yeah i was there but somebody [ __ ] am i i'm trying to like bounce it off the sign just give it a biggie bounce man this is never going to work oh my god jiggly you better hurry before somebody pops you oh wow i'm waiting for that bikie to come on in is it a binky bop or a bobby beep oh dude it's i'm in the hole and i'm [ __ ] done how do you get past this water okay just don't go don't go don't go don't go go no no no no no no no i think the key is to not hit it super hard and just bounce naturally over it oh yes of course you gotta go very light yeah of course the other side no no i haven't got it come on come on [Music] if i hit you you gotta do it again no [ __ ] oh start again that was evil [ __ ] you oh you better hurry no i i know people won't aren't going to hit my ball fine come on look at you [Laughter] [Music] yes evan that was either kill or be killed i saw you lining it up [Applause] oh wait am i going to be 4-0 oh still i'm gonna beat you with a bag of dicks [ __ ] this hard [ __ ] so this is like the top of the mountain we're going we're going to the top of the mountain what three no [ __ ] way that is supposed to be possible right there you got it bro holy [ __ ] i feel like i'm barely hitting this [ __ ] oh someone almost just where am i going what where are we supposed to go where am i going where me after come on baby oh my gosh what this is my time to shine [ __ ] did you make the best of it something like that are we supposed to ride wall ride yeah [Applause] oh you fell oh can i not get it from this angle oh i can't do this i can't do this [Music] it's so hard i surrendered it i surrender i did it hey look him hey buddy can somebody explain ah how'd you guys hard all the way to the bottom yeah pressure i mean there's no pressure it's not like we're all just sitting here oh man that honestly might be the greatest golfing shot i've ever done in my life did did you bounce it into that like that hole up there no i went over that wall and landed like right on the arrows and it shot me into the hole that's incredible did you get it you got in one shot did you get a hole in juan yeah yeah all in one that's insane you are some sort of magical creature oh no i hit someone oh no it's a magical creature it's the shortest wizard in all the land [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] you

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