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[Music] wow all right there's some suspicious activity going on in this house suspicious look all right so yeah we're we're swat team we're swat team venos and this is a criminal drug house yes it's cute you guys like to role play criminal crime careful there's a known criminal name the moose knuckle all right move we know you're in the basement i'm outside with the drugs up yeah i'm definitely in the basement okay he's not impatient i believe him yellow potatoes wait what i think seriously i'm not gonna potato chips why would he be that because he told me i believe him you should wow yeah shoot a grenade do it do it where are you he's not oh yes oh you're right there move he's right there bottle in the pool bottle in the pool he's in it he's in the weeds he's he's in front of me oh god i got five health [Music] guys in the pool no [Music] [Laughter] do you have any plans any plans this is the one plan that i've been planning my whole life you're never gonna be able to do that plan everything i want to do it so you're in the kitchen oh microwave i saw you microwave whatever you were fbi open up oh [Music] [Laughter] newspaper [Laughter] little can at the door no try to do my plan you you have to come out the next one why can't we they were ribs i wasn't a rib you scared the [ __ ] out of me i'm dead so i think he went down here and then i think he tried to climb the ladder i did try to climb the ladder and we'll come come down here man why are you so shy man oh delirious you little [ __ ] you little [ __ ] go away hey why don't you check those barrels oh just look down there look down i think you were so close just look is that delicious did delirious just give away your position until they respond around here is doing it on purpose yeah but he he spawned on violence around here in this corner i feel like he's like glitched on to like what about the other one though other one how many corners are in the room [ __ ] you hey thanks for bringing that boy i needed that because i'm a barrel in that corner that you keep looking at yeah you definitely are i hundred percent believe you oh [Music] nice one brian you're so hazardous good one he's uh he's at the bar he's in the bar room there's a can in the bar room what do you see boy what do you see i don't know there's someone back there what is it boy yeah let me do it [Music] [Music] he's trying to close the garage he he didn't do it in time he's running back outside he's he's inside the garage he's going he's trying to go up the stairs he can't go upstairs let's get out of here she went back outside he's going around to the front jump jump to the corner she's going back to the fleet jump water water water [Music] yes you can't just jump on everywhere jump jump jump where's he going there you go he's right here right here oh my god oh my god look at this place look at the holes everywhere holy go to where go to where you died go to where you died i see this guy's toast yes yeah i wasn't gonna say that someone is guys toast oh would you like butter on it my buns went i saw him he was on the other side but i don't know he might he might have been going in i'm going deeper maybe around this truck on the left here i don't know get off don't get so close you slowed down because of how [ __ ] that was he's right that toast you ran right through your legs dude he went past the truck what are you talking about there's a lot of money back here can we just take money and leave and let the toast live his life where's this inbred watch watch the ramp do not let him go up the ramp my heart is pounding please how did you miss him what are you talking about i think he's playing here like the red car like over here he's on the left i'm going in don't worry he could be underneath the truck though shut up won't break man come on if you feel so confident why don't you just uh grenade it shut that up [ __ ] you yeah he was ready the toast how did they get me and they didn't get you uh he he turned into an object and now he probably can't move look for [Music] [Laughter] this is my bedroom this is where all the magic happens look above there was breakfast and there was a breakfast a bit oh that was that's right hello this is this is this is bed in breakfast oh yeah bed and breakfast you know you could b-clip a little bit what do you think i got in this kitchen ryan do you know what i am uh yeah i get it where else can you find a bed oh in the bedroom where else uh i was a water bed the in the pool ha ha nate there's a snake in the pool nice nice shot man nice shot that's where i sniped him do you know what you know what my parents is no no no kill the baby i wonder what delirious could be mama peeking around the corner you see oh yeah yeah yeah yeah a head glitch spot dude [Music] i want you to come over here [Laughter] [Laughter] as soon as that thing fell i knew i was doomed i saw like brian was up at the ladder and just stopped and just dropped i heard a little breakage over here his [ __ ] his mlg coach tapper on the shoulder so here's the thing he said look up [Music] he hmm look up he heard that i know he heard that see that right there on the on the thing wait what [Music] and here goes nothing oh oh that's racist [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] at i know why i was racist he turned into chinese food it's fine it's fine that's fine it's fine listen oh no listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen to him listen he has wild words listen to me listen i'll hear him oh [ __ ] no don't listen to him don't listen to him he has a magical power oh distraction did you read the paper today i did raccoon died nobody cared though oh no no no no that's the headline boring ass [Music] weekend [Music] [Applause] i was skating all right i was minding my own business being a nice polite canadian this [ __ ] guy picked me up and started [ __ ] sick of my snowballs i just wanted you to feel what it felt like to fly that's what delirious says every time he picks up a man up and starts sucking his dick it just happens to work out in this case look over here you tripped you fell in the door you found your face over here oh i tripped you up yes yeah he did yes oh i think i thought he hit him with his huge metal [ __ ] no no no look at the corner over there panda what is he doing the hell why is there two of them singles oh i don't know maybe he's taking a selfie for his instagram hurry we must go oh yes this is this is not inconspicuous at all what the hell are you i'm sorry i didn't i didn't mean to do this oh oh god i didn't mean i didn't meet together i didn't know this was up here yes yes they're doing it oh yeah we're definitely doing it we're doing it where the [ __ ] are they all right i know where they are but i don't know how to get up there if you're not a couple get out the skateboard all right dude it's [Laughter] what are you doing i don't know hey come play the slot machines tara behind you terrorizer right there right there you see that [Applause] [Applause] okay perfect what the hell how did it oh you don't know this okay [ __ ] move come on they went through another wall oh my god you [ __ ] there's a teleportation come on come over here on to there they're on the [ __ ] thing they're tiny yolks dude do not go through the blue the blue door's not activated [Music] i don't know how you did it there he's at the corner over here in the corner he's the [ __ ] fight on youtube i'd right click your [ __ ] ass so fast he's in there he's over there oh my god where is he oh you [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] why won't you die i'm getting so many [ __ ] drop frames oh thank god use the benches delirious use the benches holy moly this is bright he's on it oh my god [Laughter] he's going upstairs [Laughter] [Music] i don't know what his spot is you dirty [ __ ] what do you think he is i don't know [Laughter] [Music] that was like you're whispering into his ear where do you think he is just [ __ ] that with every other evidence in this video i can only conclude that you're gay for him guys i'll give you a hint for brian is if you two guys recreate a fanfiction in that bed i don't i don't care that i don't care that much why do you want to see that huh is that your picture i think i think the two of you should go in the sex room i'm just saying yeah i think i think you should go into the section but you're not even in it [Laughter] all right here we go all right all right all right all right on the wall who's the most hilarious of the mom listen it's not me too baby your neck is too long for me this hurts really did you just walk out yeah i broke up with her he just left the room when i knocked over the screen i saw you when i walked up the stairs i saw you behind the screen [Music] [Laughter] i found the barrel room full of love and there's no barrels because i didn't know they exploded think about it think about it brian what would you do if you were that tiny prop you know would you round you know go back to the same spy what would you do what would you do oh come on brian please oh come on at least let me set up you [ __ ] what were you doing he was trying to get him he didn't say anything he didn't even get a clip out of that i didn't get a clip no he's doing all the talking he's blue i know not for a fact he's probably on the ball again on the bottom he's not i can look up there's no there's no no you can't see it it's too shiny shiny you are you really going to let balance beat you okay only a minute left of this [ __ ] show he's trying so hard i know you can hear it in his voice you can hear it in his voice the silent prize oh my god he's stuck to the left to the left to the left under the chest i know beyonce's on the ball he's on the ball he's on the ball he's on the ball he's not the ball he's off the ball he's by the ball he's by the ball he's in the middle [Applause] the wall over the wall oh my god yes i'm better i'm just better than you it's all good [Laughter] [ __ ] frame rate of a spoon that was one minute of pure hell okay would you like some refreshments what size are you sure i am uh nine inches long on a cold day what size are your feet oh oh oh oh i wear threes you know what to say tiny feet big dicks all right spears check this out all right okay so go down go down go down the hallway go down go past the benches go past the benches okay go in this room there and you're right in here he's one of those all right all right watch this watch this you want to see something amazing wow that was amazing there's a lot of hearts in there all right i'll give you a hint i took one down brian i got one done for you i'll give you a hint you should go up to the arcade room upstairs wow am i gonna should i just give up delirious no you should come over here and eat some popcorn oh this right here hmm [Music] i see you [ __ ] where'd he go where'd he go where'd he go where do you go where'd he go he's on the other side oh my god why'd you let him win yeah this is actually this is a terrorized spot this is literally it is i actually feel good now i get why he does it because it actually feels really good it does huh it does yeah no gla if you see me don't say anything you think you i don't think i think he's just sitting still for he's just typing he's typing somebody's typing you know i hired this bodyguard see this guy right in front of me see this guy noble in front of me i don't think he knows oh we should do this together we should do this spot together yeah we could as long as you get the same bodyguard that's right in front of me bodyguard something's blocking the way huh am i the air hockey machine um is he going to fix it [ __ ] three two one yeah [Applause] okay if you watch our videos you're going to see how exciting that spot was i'm going to try and become something holy moly there we go [Applause] [Music] all right now now now we get you got to look for small props on the ground okay you're going to be on our team gotta sniff them out all right where's terrorizing smell them out i can't smell him he's smiling over here no glue looks like a vacuum cleaner where the [ __ ] is that the new die did dyson oh damn i'm breaking it down right now oh wow breaking it down look i got 116 perfect combo and two different yeah we have two minutes to find him i'm starting to think that you're not actually sniffing from okay you still up there yeah i don't hear the dyson up here cleaning up uh where are you he's gone how he did i said he did ditch you'll be there all right all right you can kill me come on i'm i'm a pepsi ken you're looking right at me is that not even him it is him there we go holy moly two clips what do we got brian hey guys upstairs what he wasn't lying when he said he was a cheeseburger see a cheeseburger oh i see him he's right here that's right hey what are you doing yeah [Laughter] we're going for the high score we're going for [Applause] yo you know how close that was i have no idea that was like as close as nogla and brian's face to the screen of the computer when they're watching our videos later just in awe of this spot because they're gonna have to they're gonna have to watch our videos to know where we're hiding dude this is how it's gonna work so don't move i'm ghosting these [ __ ] [ __ ] right now uh we left those flowers for you burn shut up where are you there's i mean remember brian there's only one way to find out but that happens in a few days you ain't posting this till july oh man this is valentine's day all right 2021. look you see this thing going in front of us you see that shut up shut up i'm not gonna move delays i'm not gonna move do it [ __ ] where are they idiots you give it away he heard you say oh this thing's moving past us assessing situation terminating targets on shoulder i'm going in ah yes yes i hit the jackpot [ __ ] yeah yo i can't wait to i want to save this footage like since we're recording what year is it it's like 2015 i'm gonna save this footage yeah i'm gonna post it in the year 2020. i'm predicting that wildcat is going to stop playing gmod at some point in the future i think so too i'm kind of feeling it but not right now probably like three years i'm thinking three years i feel like there's gonna be like a really popular game that comes out and i'm not gonna play it but everyone else is including wildcat what are you doing up there stupid look at you yeah stupid because you look dumb you you're burning how can you even fly your bird head is way bigger than your whole body wait a minute apple emblem elbow downstairs going upstairs you went upstairs the apple where we where you were is that you brian or is that no no it wasn't me it's totally telling on me i'm not an apple is this you oh what are you doing up there al i'm looking for an apple there he is oh he's going upstairs you [ __ ] where's the apple oh just over here beautiful beautiful well done brian well done what the [ __ ] was that laugh you find anything i'm dodging and avoiding like somebody yes and then there was one you may think i'm rusty but i am not and gentlemen le terrorization spot look at this yeah what's wrong with this this footage is [ __ ] no it's not not from my perspective i can see them running around likely to see what i see i saw everything i saw you run outside become a plane go back inside jukebrock i see evan over there thank you you got a clip of me now yeah yeah why don't you go check out that treehouse huh already i don't need that one is this yours nope it's not mine i'm walking away from the situation actually unbelievable two birds and none of them check the tree oh here we go there we go you're not in the tree house there's not a tree this is a bush house come in the [ __ ] tree house you idiots you're not in the tree house welcome about time you're not just blow everything up you're not in the [ __ ] all right see yourself then where the hell were you down to my tree house where were you in the tree house though you weren't i was in the tree house wasn't i brian it's been figured out i'm so good i'm nuts like i never left the record he wasn't an apple he was a wumper fruit the [ __ ] apple don't you dare call it a wampa fruit ever again the hell is a wampa fruit yeah crouch jump yes this is beautiful what are you talking about and see you can see everything where's the wampus you guys got four minutes to check out the treehouse this time make sure you check every little cranny that's a funny word cranny oh yeah i'd sure like to see all of her nooks and crannies sounds like a grandma's ass crack cranny yeah exactly yeah a granny's fanny yeah a granny's fanny she's got a nice cranny oh look the birds in the treehouse to be expected i see you you don't see [ __ ] i see you [ __ ] he doesn't see [ __ ] where brian you gotta get the [ __ ] out of there where in the tree house i can't told you i in the treehouse that one round ah this is magical you can't see it i'm cheating he's straight up cheating no i'm not cheating i'm not cheating i'm learning he's in here he's look in between the tree you are there no i'm not i don't know what you're talking about no you can't get this give me a hookah why are you still alive damn it dude [Music] redemption i told you i was hiding in a tree house that one round you dumbass didn't believe you we look we look sick they're ugly they look good you look great man you look great too the statue room is open yeah that's i've spawned in there but they're definitely guys on the wall they did go in there though they picked up the uh shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] those apples look a little suspicious right yeah [Laughter] i know you're up here i swear to god i know you're up here because you keep laughing 44 seconds riveting [Music] like how you guys were going to be in a tree house an entire round no i told you where i was in the tree house get pissed you guys want a hand yeah i think they need a hand a hand wait this one's going in my trophy room i'll tell you that i don't care [ __ ] me hand job well done hand job well done i don't understand they're hiding in the hands that big fucker's gigantic hand hangs all the way down to the ground and can house an entire guy in it [Laughter] i'm on the wrong team what was that supposed to mean huh i'm supposed to be with brock well you don't like me no all right fair enough i don't like you either [ __ ] follow me this way is louie in the call right now yeah holy [ __ ] you do the gummy worm bit [Laughter] what's the what's the game plan here this is you're looking at it i followed you for this you followed me because i was louie that's why you followed me all right you laughed yeah and i'm gonna die for it glad you stopped where were they upstairs yeah he was he was inside he was inside how do you pronounce it yeah i don't know it's just like yeah i just like boogied about i don't know dude hey hey how about this how would we play like that hot cold game except for when i get hotter you just say faster okay all right sounds good sounds good sounds good not you brian you're you're not close by the way i'm gonna play this game for real oh oh wait is that mirror we don't know that's the game who's close are you ryan i don't know i'm going to the tree wait a minute i can't open the door there we go thank you no more wait what he's not here [Music] oh wait was i close to him inside dude i'm getting closer i swear i'm getting closer these are my buzz i can't do it more than like once in a while he's running out of breath i think he's in the room oh my god dude one more for good measure wait a minute are you a [ __ ] tree no you are can i join you yes you can the mission is on coming i'm coming i'm coming no no no come back back crouch yeah yeah and then more more to the left ryan ryan they're close they're close by i gotta run it's tyler he's not going anywhere what and blood is going everywhere uh you know it sucks what if you did that and then get kill you [ __ ] little weasel do you have a new poop tyler you are covered in blood [ __ ] [ __ ] look at these two idiots look at him look at him look at him look at him kind of sounds like a like a miko's song he's the hype man just [ __ ] triplets they'd be like look at them go yeah you make them hamburgers yeah i'm cooking them though what oh someone [ __ ] up here i didn't [ __ ] up i meant to do this little [ __ ] where do you go where do you go silver obstacle course towards the river last round give me a chance goddammit i couldn't find a spot there you go give him the apple give me up give him the apple grab it take the apple it won't let me become the apple for some reason why i'm clicking on it you [ __ ] [ __ ] yes welcome back where was he because he was close to brock he was up here they were up here yeah they're up here he fell down i s brock you got to go you got to go he's going downstairs you're dead oh my god what a jump oh he jumped down he survived go go go go go go go go go that's not the plate why'd you do that that was not good i don't think he jumped down dude he did he did he's down here i don't know where but oh he's right he's right here near the treehouse [Applause] oh my god dude can i get one more though one more for the internet thank you tweet us to tick tocks make tick tocks please don't please get that [ __ ] that would be amazing if it became a meme for no reason nobody else understood why that would be incredible do it it's a dude the dude's on like some [ __ ] he's talking with 18 t and the robot says please say your name after the beep right so you said your name was [Music] no i said i'm gonna start a dj name booger bass booga [Laughter] jumping on the track produced by the base [Laughter] it's like a new royalty free beat site boogitabase.com base.com but the watermarks in the songs are just that you're just all right everybody i see an error oh it's no glove no go switch to your uh switch i am norgla switch to the lobster whichever screw you wear you happy now you can see me sure [ __ ] yeah what is happening dude i don't know the first video didn't even do well but i was like you know what [ __ ] it dude i'm i'm dedicated to the cause man i'm full committing guys i'm bringing back fall of 2020 dude full time yeah i hate how you guys are both the same model right now switch your [ __ ] all right all right all right i just wanted to be a bigger youtuber for a while oh there's a little leprechaun i bet your brains are liberated oh no you know he's going to be a leprechaun you know that's what they call his penis what do they call his people he has a leprechaun [Laughter] once i saw that opening in the other room i'm like he's going back and forth the leprechaun joke is because brian has a small penis and he also has a fire crutch and two fully functioning testicles i'm so confused hello [ __ ] you you bring my dick into this and bring your bulbs [Music] huh you playing are you playing flipkart again or what uh he's not he's playing dance dance revolution come on come play with me what's his oh yeah going crazy oh my god microphone [Laughter] dude your noise gate my noise gate what do you mean yeah are you here i think it's just discord no it's yours oh it's because i'm hitting control the crowd that's my finishing move [Laughter] that's it yes that's right that was my kill that's right [Music] what are we doing what are we are we doing i'm doing this oh oh there it is start boys they brought good content and then that brian just gets murdered brock just comes in silently shoots every single balls didn't work out did it that's crazy because you only have one people we have two now so it seems to be working just [ __ ] fine yeah that's true take that brock curious how i know it's called operation balls maybe next time you should make sure you put it in oh no i did that on purpose i wanted to see what you guys thought about the fact that we're all gonna be balls oh i thought you were making a joke about how i had operation on my balls oh you know what that would have been more clever i like that let's go with that that's the reason we call it that i get it yeah i can see the thumbnail oh look at that i can see the thumbnail now the four of you do an operation on my balls hey hey hey hey hey what what what what do you want let's play let's play beer pong oh great idea yes all right you go first huh all right my turn my turn unlucky unlucky yeah he's a ping pong ball it has to be white those pathetic piggy arms come on man you got it you got i believe i'm on the other team and i'm still believing in you go ahead go ahead you can do it the [ __ ] was that i got i got it i got it okay go ahead go ahead uh bam wow oh my head i don't know it's not for everyone why is the cup in here rolling wait a minute all these but yeah i was going to do that when i opened i was googling a lot about uh testicles and um i told you man it's all that alcohol that didn't go well at all so i was googling testicles right and um oh man you should see some of the biggest uh hydrosounds for sure like they get huge are you googling this right now oh my gosh this dude this dude all right had a 132 pound scrotum holy moly he got c he got on cnn for with it wow dude that is a big knot that is a big nut dude oh bro hold on he's not so big that he has to wear a hoodie on his knot what the [ __ ] are you guys talking about he wears a hoodie on his knot and i see the nut through the top of the hood what are you talking about we're talking about this guy with 140 pound nut not we're talking you were talking where are you seeing this uh cnn why are you why are you seeing it i just thought you know wow dude [Music] i just [Laughter] that is a big nut every time brian kills someone now just a big nut 132 pounds what are you hiding as right now 132 pounds scrotum wow that is a big nut that is a big knot 132 pounds [Music] i thought i could shoot one barrel and take like five damage in the rest of the globe and i'd be fine but no no no no no welcome back dude wait a second wha what did you wipe your ass recently no oh toilet paper you get it no no no wait a second there's another toilet paper huh wait where was it no no no there was only one there's a hole in the wall there was two because i killed one no yeah the one that i saw was the same one no it wasn't because i killed that there's a kill why don't you wash your hands oh wait what i thought i just knew it was the name huh what are you shooting at whatever i want kevin from the game football in the bedroom bedroom he's running back down you're in it i got trying to call the dog you dumb ass that was your fault man no no no that is a big knot yes yes no you gotta you gotta you gotta dude you gotta uh no i think it looks better like this there you go i'm good i'm good sorry stop stop it oh you're gonna [ __ ] this up y'all are gonna [ __ ] this up just get on this looks so bad dude oh wow hey brian [ __ ] you i keep shooting the [ __ ] little [ __ ] yellow ball yeah blood here blood here blood here blood here what here but here blah blah blah blah blah blah yeah [Laughter] [Music] hey hey come over here over here over here over here though yeah yeah yeah you wanna you want a better spot come here tyler okay what is it what is it okay wait wait wait wait wait wait all right no no come come come come no you little [ __ ] my moves are [ __ ] messed up come on come on come on come on oh don't go back on my channel dumbass wait for it okay all right you ready you ready yeah i like our i like our color combination yeah we're fair irish we got the orange the green and the white right here around us very good okay are you ready are you ready are you ready just follow me three two one go oh no i didn't follow you i'm gonna [ __ ] do it i'm come over here i'm over here oh my god wildcat he's in there go in he's in there he's in there get in there are you [ __ ] dumb brock i [ __ ] told you to go in this door [Music] oh you go in there right here walk [Laughter] oh this is a big [ __ ] here boys [Applause] i didn't know that hole was there that's what she said that is a i was doing that the whole last round oh i'm lightheaded oh my head oh i get a brock that was a good pun that's that's what happens i get it the whole last round ah the temptation to blow up that room you wouldn't i'm gonna i this is stupid yeah guys comment below guys come on come on come on blow up the run come blow it up come on brian feed the temptation i made a mistake i made a mistake [ __ ] come on man why can't you be a bug what are you doing on a bunk case what sick paris bro [Laughter] what do you want what do you want what do you want what is he what are you want pipe come on he's a barrel holding another barrel just tempting he's gone all right yeah you want to get the kill you go get the kill start swinging them start swinging them no let's go good trade solid trade no glove yeah thank you oh nice evan nice nice nice seven you taste so good i'm just gonna say it before you dude you're like the angle king you're the king of angles look at that angle you got right now oh yeah look at that angle look at that look at that angle dude this is some metal gear solid stuff right now being real angles angle gaming frying is like an overload right now he's overclocked he's branded for trying to figure out this one hmm angles huh yeah he's an angler he's an angler yeah loves his angles evan was born with a protractor he would have protractor oh brian was born [Laughter] [Applause] that was not at you that he shot and he shot at nogle's floating barrel ass i can't see he's gonna nuke he's gonna know you gotta go you gotta go you gotta go go go go go go go go i can't [ __ ] see [ __ ] because no glove [ __ ] [ __ ] keg is like blocking yeah yes boys the angler strats [Music] angler all right come on piggy what we have to quarantine wash your hands wash your hands wash your hands wash everybody wash your hands boys i'm outside it feels great whatever you do do not go outside okay okay okay even if it feels great we have to quarantine ah yes what does that mean we cover ourselves on tape oh this is all this oh this is good oh damn we think you're a bird are you doing this thing where am i where you guys at huh oh jesus let's get the [ __ ] out of me hello hilarious have you got the crown as well uh no what is this i didn't you can't be in here where this is the corona house when the corona is allowed i was on her head when you were live are you looking for toilet paper huh see anything suspicious no just lots of dead people like this guy that's that's pretty normal it's normal around these parts not even worried about it oh [ __ ] we shouldn't be out here this is dangerous you should get inside you're nice and safe now little do you know you're not [ __ ] safe oh is that oh i found it oh damn oh actually that's a lot please don't forget it's actually really bad i don't know if i'll survive that i keep bringing them out oh that should work in the basement i've got this place rig full of explosives we're blowing this virus out of the [ __ ] water boys oh [ __ ] stand back i don't know if he's in there man i don't think he's in here anymore now he's being a little [ __ ] no no no no no no i have no oh oh oh oh [Laughter] i don't know how you survive yeah i know because i'm deadly deadlier than what you can put in front of me he's impossible he's behind [ __ ] yeah you got 20 seconds oh tyler's really around the corner around the corner wait wait i got an idea i got an idea [ __ ] delirious is a [ __ ] error for me i don't have delicious player model you didn't give it to me i'm back hold on grab grab no not that one oh wait wait no no this is right no not that what about this what about this what about oh oh my oh my god those can you no okay okay okay okay [ __ ] it okay [ __ ] it we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go oh [ __ ] we gotta go go that way you don't wanna go that way hello ah fellas [Applause] oh my god brock i mean they're not gonna find me there's absolutely zero chance you never know man i don't know norgla is pretty good at finding stuff good job mo good job great social distancing i heard i heard something weird [Music] guys i'm out here he's a car laundry just got easier that uber oh he's looking for he just got easier he's on the roof he's on the roof i see a flashlight up there there's a flashlight my flashlight turn your flashlight off don't do it no gla don't do it don't do it you jumping down here oh what [Music] [Applause] it would have cushioned yeah i don't know if it will work [Music] wait what did you do [Music] oh my [ __ ] lord oh this way this way is better wait you're here i can't even see you it's okay it's okay trust me i'm here that's that's stubby legged terrorizer just shut himself in the water heater room look at him here comes an error yeah you know what just stay the air i don't care there's a mistake here and then can you please explain how you found this error riser i like that i like that why an delirious is an error you are a mistake delirious you wearing that mask for protection yes this is my this is my medical method you know it actually doesn't help you from yeah that mask looks great on you error punch holes in it i don't know if yeah but i got lotion oh perfect for the apocalypse when you're social distancing you you get bored so this is just gonna work i call this my penis sanitizer yes that's gonna be the cleanest part on his body [ __ ] dick he waxes that [ __ ] eight times a day where the [ __ ] are they they're jumping and moving wherever they are they could be on the roof they could be on the roof they could be [ __ ] they don't care holy [ __ ] how did we wait a second wait a second what i'm stuck he's stuck on the way he's stuck in the closet you guys trap him in the closet is he checking the closet be honest look at me look at me wait a second where was he oh [ __ ] guys just hold your ground hold your ground i am standing my ground they're like in the floor there toilet paper oh delicious in the closet stay in there he's opening it close to the door don't put it close on the door opening your house in your door did they be in the door they're like in the floor they're like opening and closing the door i'm looking around they keep opening their clothes the error is dead ladies and gentlemen yeah oh they're like a totally piece of toilet paper and shoot something i don't have a noob too hi brian look down hi brian oh wow there's nowhere near what where i was not declined my thing i thought they were close does anybody need a anal cure what am i talking about what i'm talking about clearly a what blood blood a blood blood blood are you a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah where you [Music] you drink me he's bleach yes hello that's interesting hello i found the cure ladies and gentlemen if you're the cure come cure this lady where is it all right come on cure this he's downstairs guys come down here let's go hear this woman come on i'm curing am i coming hold on no no you can't see me cure her i'll be outside the door all right i can't see it no all right we're going to open it up she's going to be cured oh come on oh no [ __ ] you guys [ __ ] you guys someone got excited hello brian come on in would you like some pop-tarts where are you brian where are you brian i'm sorry yeah oh you're probably there we got pop-tarts in the kitchen floor kitchen i can't i'm stuck crouching tell me about that painting on your on your wall behind you oh oh this is one for me my granny made this it would be for your granny johnny your granny's an artist no she's not narrative she's dead what um she painted this hold on that's my granny wow that's my granny's pants it's being quarantined no glasses it's got the corona how does a painting get corona yeah this place is crawling with corona yeah it is oh my gosh my poor ground it's all over the floor it's on the ceiling it's in the walls it's everywhere they're so close yet so no make your bed get back over here okay why does that sound like a sound bite okay guys i am kind of uh oh this is my guy look out for any movement guys any okay here's here's my pillow evan i hate what you're doing no i i know dude you sleep on a toilet roll you sleep on it is that your pillow yeah that's my pillow i sleep on a quarterback [ __ ] [ __ ] damn it did you just what did you see us i go sleep i really hope that this quarantine lifts very soon i need to go out and buy some groceries and what you need to get no oh come on where's right now he like went straight over to him [Music] tell the the you know the cogs are turning in his head look at him the [ __ ] are turning the [ __ ] are turning in my ass [Laughter] where's the outlet right here i had no idea i had no idea i did not know the wrong way oh brian oh brian i got five health oh no i'm gonna trip on something and die wait a minute move come here where are you come upstairs come upstairs look how crazy this is this is the big room and this is where we are in this little little house wow i'm so high right now my brain can't handle this all right listen we're doing a drug bust today okay the the the two known drug lords live in this house two known drug lords look they clearly don't care about hiding that they're drug dealers we're not drug dealers oh yeah what is this on the front porch uh what i don't know it's a bench no it looks like it looks like a christmas tree made out of marijuana what's this oh so you guys got a stack of oregano stack of oregano that's a pillow it's a pillow and the the the trees out front we're for christmas we're just late so someone has the munchies huh yeah why because there's food in the kitchen and those honey barbecued fritos they certainly are listen man this is a drug free household okay no smoking allowed delirious are you wait son of a [ __ ] i didn't move that door open me god i was the goddamn christmas tree in the front that you were talking about yeah you [ __ ] i i was like i kind of want to do it i can't believe i was looking directly at you there is where you getting high at i think he's in this bush how could he be in the yes go ahead take him get him get go yes yes go get him destroy his soul oh don't know where he went oh move let's get out of here move let's get out of here come on what what you got what you got let's get out of here come to the uh oh nice yeah yeah look what i got look what i got i knew he saw you i knew he saw you i knew i only put two bricks there oh i'm doing well oh outside i see you bread this is a drug bust we're here to bust on your drugs what we're here to bust your drugs oh my god escape don't get the lawnmower terrorizer he's in these bushes oh i'm gonna push forward you gotta make a push away where is he what are you talking about outside the front yes let's go yes come on come outside the front corn corn corn corn just let me just let me do a corny joke okay okay go ahead go save the weed go uh-huh yeah yep corn what's happening where'd okay i was waiting for the punchline you gotta keep your ears open delirious where's that corn going see me [ __ ] yes yeah oh do you see bob marley look look terry says bob early it's my grandfather man where are you now wow that's such an interesting jamaican accent thanks mom huh didn't know you're right what you're talking about huh i didn't know you were here i'm not on your team oh oh yeah you're right kind of a move how are you are you sure you're not hiding 420 man come on man just let me have an ounce man look at that owl look at that owl yeah come in here come in the little flower why did it scare me like that what the hell we was trying to get away what are you oh my god oh my god you know i really hope no one falls on you why wouldn't it why would someone fall on you straight up come to the laundry room come to the laundry room hey go guys okay hey hey what what he was in the window what was he he's [ __ ] corn is he right there we're supposed to be we're supposed to be getting high and you're sitting here playing with corn what i'm back to the stairs no no he got away he's gone oh my god he's in the kitchen wow who's having the greatest clip of his life right now 30 seconds to find the corn oh i knew it called the corn he's gone my green computer is [ __ ] [ __ ] oh yeah your computer says this door has been opened lots of toilet paper on the ground the toilet itself has been broken god what nothing oh that off is the type of person that likes to stay far away from people into the very last no no no that's not how that's not how how i do that that is how you do are you in the flowers you think you're that you think you're the greatest superhero on this map huh huh right now i'm currently the only superhero in this map yeah you think you're a [ __ ] superhero [Laughter] dang it delirious look for this over here where are you it's a little superhero yeah it's from the room that i was in that much brown poo man huh i was a superhero the greatest superhero on this entire map you were that maybe just standing there no you weren't maybe no you weren't hey there you go boys you want to sit down and smoke a pipe yeah there's three seconds left yeah he's just he's just jealous he was just like in his head he was like i can't let that superhero be better holy [ __ ] i didn't know you could become that what did he become i said i said too much i'm a deadly ass never mind deadly ass he's a deadly [ __ ] is that going to work second part's right for sure is that going to work nevermind come on man close the door come on i clearly shot this son of a [ __ ] yeah sam where'd you go cronus scum he's gone i got him oh yeah he's gone [Laughter] he returned to the scene of the crime who are you who are you so scared why are you guys whispering i don't even know what i am man i can relate to that he's like looking at his hands i don't even know what i am i'm so high right now oh my god i'm so high delirious there's drugs on the playground shut up what the [ __ ] what the hell where'd you get that i don't know oh i did it again what do you do what do you do doesn't look like he's in the garage maybe he went upstairs wait a second brian that's two toilets did you install bidet [Laughter] come on i saw the toilet paper and i just got tunnel vision it's been so long if i was a young corn corn in the kitchen look at the kitchen what am i looking in the kitchen [ __ ] you oh my god [Music] i'm hungry come back please i can't open the door corn gordon can't shoot at the door okay let me in corn i can't shoot at the door open the door can't i what do you mean you can't oh [ __ ] that works [Music] you little corn [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah you can't catch it you can't touch this [ __ ] you can remember when you came in the door was open i got it i got i don't know where he's at [Laughter] the door just opens [Laughter] go go go come back here you're coming here [Laughter] too late to switch teams that's your teammate where are you yeah i don't know about this one i don't know about this one i don't know if this belongs here but okay look at me look at me yeah that's where you put that yeah of course of course of course you turn to banana oh yes of course can i have a clue you were born in the garage nobody cared who i was until i was beside the tv i mean whoops you're not beside no tv i was sitting down smoking some weed marital want us yes hello brock how are you good to see you do you think they're in there i don't know yes you do you know you fake [ __ ] no i really don't think he's pretending he doesn't know we know where you're hiding all you need to do is blow up this entire room i lost him oh no oh screwdriver we never left i swear if you survive are you inhaling spray paint yes i am i'm getting high and higher and higher [Music] [Laughter] i was a spray can in the same spot are you inhaling spray paint well you said that you were beside the tv it wasn't even i didn't even know i was acting and you ruined it you turned into the grinch good luck dudes go look 30 seconds they can find it he's [ __ ] upstairs dude i got a grenade i got a grenade yeah good luck to you we got 15 seconds you gotta use it you gotta use it you gotta use it he was on the railing right there oh wow are you inhaling the spray paint by the tv yes thanos thank you what the [ __ ] um there's a giant table there's a giant table [Laughter] i am unstoppable you son of a biggest prop in the world how much health does he have i got infinite health this is unimaginable i could never be taken down oh my god oh my god yes got his ass i actually teleported all right bacoon let's do this you just talking to yourself yeah i did you have a teammate and you're talking to yourself where is my island though how do you feel moo welcome to my island i'm here nice thanks for giving me your friend code yeah nice to be here you just flew in see i got some pests on this island i need your help taken out oh okay i got a piss problem yeah yeah coming from a raccoon come up here and get these bells boys let me go in third person okay what oh oh yeah see yeah i there is no telling where they are what they there is so many props no glue where are you at uh i'm just chilling out man enjoying delirious beautiful island well yeah yeah welcome to my heart if you find any and uh any any fossils those are just the dead bodies that i buried yesterday oh you don't you burn them up yeah yeah well don't don't dig them up oh you buried them yes oh i don't see any any fossil uh [Music] the go go [Music] oh why didn't you go for the goddamn snake it was it's right there just wanted you to try to shoot this that's the centipede it's not a snake a green snake there there's like not there oh this one yeah snake and now you see it ryan oh see him he's empty he's him right here what is he's in the water is he a nemo fish what the hell oh my gosh where are you tiny he's a tiny [ __ ] [Laughter] [Laughter] oh tricked frog when he came into the store the first time no i i i feel like there's a lot to do in this man ton to do honey come back here turn off your flashlight oh is [Laughter] you should get that one you're really good at puns beetles i wonder what we are beat doors hold on guys there's an even better band that we can bring back oh what yes yes rolling stones yes yeah yes yes i don't know where they could be right now i think they're at the back end of the island they have to be we have to be hey what's up man i know you're back here some trees check the trees oh my god peter just a pinot speedo oh definitely not check the trees delirious is there any trees oh yeah see it's probably actually in the trees he's probably actually up there in the trees check the trees man get in the trees what is going on here now could they could they beat the trees could be the trees nicely done ryan nicely done oh we need to grow an apple welcome [Applause] has been a dummy what kind of shoes you got i got these ones i see a little these huge cheers oh there's a blue fish can it blow me you really are desperate huh i'm so lonely since you corned yourself only he found a tiny object so that that requires smg uh grenades i can't see [ __ ] right where you're at quickly turn into the tree he turns he turns to that giant stone hinge over there yes fixed fixed there you go that's appropriate size are you are you a fishing rod by chance i'm average very much we know how do you know bro knows it too well like oh just oh you can hear you can hear him walking in the grass over here i heard you walking in i heard you walking i heard it island this island has too many weeds on it growing weed yeah why are you shooting these flowers going growing weed right now why am i shooting these flowers you ask yeah why would you shoot the flowers because i saw a flower moving when i spawned up here wow why would that do that you got a movie oh come on dude up the damn cherry where'd he go where'd he go where are you going again in the water he's in the water he's popping he's just flashing his nuts at us how do you feel i'm doing fully automatic this is like some carnival game that's nothing i can help you with oh dear are you this whole oh my god no glove what click your face wait you're so bloody i'm not facing the left or the right man you kill somebody you should kill somebody eat them maybe i got it left or right you're why is it an animal oh look at this store oh what what is what is a beetle in here oh evan what sit in the chairs and look out the mirror oh my god that's so trippy that hurts my head that's so cool i'm facing this object right here oh you can look left we're talking a lot they're giving clues we're not listening ready oh not good not good all right look for something that's not good they won't they won't notice they won't notice i know it's not good but they won't notice and where's tom nook's [ __ ] triplet gun there were triplets here it was turner it was it was turner son of a [ __ ] if you [ __ ] are quicker i want to [ __ ] murder that little [ __ ] is he in there oh he's in here is he in here oh i am here i am i am oh in the water it's heaven maybe they won't notice that the tom nook had an orgy again and had triplets got the whole world [Music] only because you caught me and i want to play the damn game only only because you caught me uh evan go around the far side up and look for a cherry the far side of the building no no no jerry huh delirious uh-huh i know i know there's a cherry around here i know i think moose watching from a distance maybe yeah it moves all mu always knows i don't know why yeah i'm so good at this game when the nose knows the nose who just knows yeah who do you know you know you know america america america and see her you like her you saw me at the statue of liberty huh i would never i would never see statue liberty things that is really patriot though you know the eagle it is very patriotic indeed yes you could do all right [ __ ] what the hell delirious why did what the [ __ ] you were thinking did i see something no giving yourself away brian do you want to maybe like check check check you know right right no no no no like over there check over there did y'all really not see me what i thought they saw me i thought they saw something but i couldn't see what you knew as well hey brian are you missing all your hats he not that one i swear to god that green hat gets away it's probably not a green hat anymore did you not see the green hat jump at us brian no i don't think he's in there anymore but uh uh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh god it was a rare beetle shoot you oh that's what you're saying all right so i think we're good i think we i think we look fine you definitely look really good actually where you're at yep yeah all right look for something that doesn't look good yeah oh they're fishing rods facing like this i don't think you belong in that tree sir what was that noise did you jump into the belt oh nice the raccoon is not shooting and not saying a damn thing so no go saw him in a tree um did you forget to pick that cherry from that tree do [Music] he's going down the stream no he didn't oh we're done no they they lost you they they don't know where you're at oh yeah they lost you you're gone never gonna chase this fruit oh yeah it's not nice huh it's not nice when someone's a pacifier is it actually i really enjoy it i know i'm enjoying it's very peaceful you know to go from a hail of bullets to this it's like ah achievement asmr you know what i mean douglas is trying to get uh spare parts for this guy that's stuck on the island what does that mean what oh he's talking about gulliver it took me a minute yes he's near he's near the damn bird bird me which bird yes you the only problem he doesn't know if you keep moving you don't jump anymore oh so he's just running along the riverbed though along the river running along the riverbed over the bed oliver i've got the parrots developers travels that's parrot's man here you go oh he's got his guys do you feel proud of that brian no i'm actually kind of embarrassed oh no i'm done that's not that [ __ ] man oh great cool half my videos the game crashed cool all right guys uh no i'm coming on to your island to sell my turnips oh yeah yeah go ahead then what are your prices 50 battles per turn 50 bells i'm not coming to your damn island you can't leave until you're giving me your preparedness crashed oh my god that rising you you you put him from the gate what a sore loser can't stand to see me guess his spot he leaves the game wow he got a ticket in everything yo what's up guys i just want to let you know that this video is sponsored by war thunder so if you guys are not aware war thunder is a military vehicle combat game and it's free to play on pc ps4 and xbox one with 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there i'm going in don't go in don't go in this damn hat oh is [Music] no you're like don't blow anyone oh yeah come here come in here i'm still in here come in here go in there and just blow him oh no come in here there's no way he got out especially with your eagle eyes watching there's no way mu is uh just gonna wait two minutes and 20 seconds he's not going to do it one way to find out oh he left oh he's back [Laughter] he's trying to find a secret way in yeah it's tripping me out hey you see him i see him i don't you don't see that he probably does he probably does god i'm scared no no those things in the corner things in the corner keep trying keep trying keep trying [Music] but it's not working oh that's see that's that's really good one of the best 10 seconds where the hell is i don't know what you are oh [ __ ] i didn't mean to do that god damn it that's pop thanos where are they huh venice what where are they oh very funny very funny where are they gonna tell me get out of here oh that was beautiful wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute i saw us i saw something i saw like a sack of something sack of [ __ ] that's what i sacked you saw yourself in the mirror oh oh see they're being mean i was just being funny i swear there's a sack [ __ ] around here did you come in to build it find out hello i couldn't move oh yeah i really wish you would get the person to cr recreate this game mode and take out where you see the names nope that's part of the fun i like i like how it's imperfect the only reason you knew that was me no no no artistic integrity which one of these would you buy which one of these uh i mean i would probably choose the beetle okay what about this then one ball over here one more here oh definitely the socks the socks look nice they're never having a terrace yeah they look squishy they're nice oh you remember me i can't get in they look like gummy socks like you could eat them oh yeah you do they do editable sure what about over here which color which color why are we doing this why are we doing this why are we doing this no where is this going wondering what to get you where's this man why why does it have to be out of these items why is it why is this the option and it's not even close to christmas it's so close it's so close man 2020 is nearly over we're leaving and finding brockton all right i just wanted to do i thought he was in there for christmas he wasn't in there ask me anything you want okay he's an axe he's a shovel he's an axe you see i do see a shovel i 100 sees a shovel who's your favorite character on walking dead oh [ __ ] etc oh [Laughter] i don't want to see any animals crossing me today better not cross me yeah no glove this is your island what this is your island and i i live here on your island oh well welcome welcome let me show you your tent i'll show you where you live yeah yeah where's my tent i would love i would love to know where my titties hey no glass yes ariana to help the lyrics hold on i'm building a house i picked the one that i wanted to be okay i made up my mind oh i made a watch in the store he's watching the store no guys he ain't in the store where are you he ain't in [Music] can i tell him yeah go ahead where do you think he is he's beating the sign he's not the beat on the side you're sure yeah i'm positive who's going to join me in the story you guys should come to the store you're not in the [ __ ] store you guys should join me in this you're not in the store the one with the boxes in the dead body the box is no no no he's not in there he's trying to get on the desk oh my god oh come on man i'm in the store i'm in the store hey he's not in here he's not in here he's not in here oh oh oh who are you shooting at what are you shooting yeah he's underneath the table yeah is in this corner yeah [Music] i know you want to be a tarantula but you can't be one wow what are you what are you doing paranoid about that huh uh let me check uh nope are you trying to hide behind um some bamboos let me let me check nope oh let's move let's move oh come on with your hands up don't make us come in there take your pants off moe moving here with my pants off come out with your pants off i'm outside right now move and we can end this peacefully bring in some size 13 jordans and that one that one and that one are you behind uh are you hey oh oh oh he's out where'd he go oh he's on the bridge i don't know who i didn't know damn it no glove you were my partner you were the backup i let you down oh my god did you lose him oh my god how did he get away he's still there he's at the tree right he was a [ __ ] he was a white pacifier how we're supposed to see the pacifiers i shot him there's blood no club why are you [Music] okay i'm doing nothing shut up what's happening where the [ __ ] did he go over here it's really hard to follow me oh my god welcome to round two oh my god um show him he's not a better runner than me all right all right he's gonna oh wait wait yeah no the spot okay oh my god yeah that in the water that in the water is not going to be found it's the most broken problem ever everything all right that's it i'm going i'm going to crash myself how do i where's the butterfly [Applause] oh this is gone this is going great what do you guys think you're doing all right listen we gotta we gotta bail heist moose knuckle early bird delivered where are there liberty early bird what where where are you guys where are you hiding are we hiding well that's they're in a building that we haven't really been in yet i think are you guys in tom nook's building yeah they have plenty of time plenty of time oh you're right [Music] he can't get out don't let him get out i can't get out look at him jump out don't let him jump out if he jumps out he's gone [Music] he's gone [Music] you seem like someone that would hide with your friends yeah they're outside the right side on the right side right side over here somewhere over here huh they're they're in the back of the map how do you know we're both there huh i hear them walking around what i didn't hear anything what's your body man you hear them walking oh [ __ ] only problem is i don't know where oh yeah where are you your pansy did you call him a panty i don't know where they are anymore wait a minute they're green beetles i think i think one of them's near kicks near kicks or in kings near kicks i think he's no he's not in cuba did you want to buy hats i i got a pair of sunglasses with your name on it oh i got some blue pants on brand you know what i'm saying some blue jeans oh over here i'm pinging them they're hanging up with some boots what do you mean pink at him he's crying yeah cracked i'm in the store i didn't know where he was yeah what up [ __ ] yeah what are you going to do good luck you want a new kick go ahead go ahead see what happens i don't want to nuke it see what happens let's see what happens see what happens smoking right take a seat they hide in the shower hey happy happy early fourth of july very early happy early fourth of july 2021 it's july 7th 2020 i set this up i i did it bright and early all right we're getting ready for next season you can see look i even hired a a pilot fly that plane over there and hover in the air that pilot is really good he can just make that plane stand still oh look at this [ __ ] boat this boys are rocking if this boats are rocking it's probably just because it's a boat and they rock in the water they do yeah if these boats are rocking gum suck my [ __ ] and balls all right all right i'm just taking this to me ah paul [ __ ] basketball look at that is the bus the ball is on the bus there's a ball there's a ball and a bus he definitely became a [ __ ] [Music] he's in here he became a [ __ ] purse or something he's right there you in the bag i was in the bag and you just ran hey man i'm [ __ ] bus tsa [ __ ] are you serious oh come on you have no plan you just wanted to be yes i do come here oh no no don't tell me you're oh my god yes yes yes yes this doesn't mean it's a good spot this amazing spot wait we uh we can we weasel and no no weasling this is the plan yeah you're looking at it this is right i just want to say this isn't this wasn't my uh number one plan oh it was oh this was my number one plant really it doesn't this sure doesn't look like it just because it's [ __ ] it doesn't mean it was not a good number one plan okay are you guys saying number one because you're actually number two no no there's a big piles of dog doo doo okay i don't know if you saw that thing but that is clearly not a dog i saw dog [ __ ] like a little kid a little kid at the park mom i saw a dog it's under the bus it's under the bus wow you just [ __ ] you just slide me under the bus huh [ __ ] ass i know that we're impressed that i figured that out no i gave it to you oh i gave you [ __ ] when life gives a [ __ ] oh you gotta run while okay you gotta run are you kidding me i'm not running at all i'm kind of struggling to be honest are you [ __ ] serious can you believe that homeless guy just walked on the bus took a [ __ ] and left and you believe that [ __ ] literally can you believe that [ __ ] well we got this one in the back you got eyes no but he's [ __ ] in a bag he's [Applause] i put the spell book in my dossier you guys are [ __ ] up that butt jesus at this point you've done more damage than any [ __ ] could have i can't believe you're just still just chilling chilling chilling listen only one minute now until sweet relief sweet relief sweet relief where the [ __ ] are these [ __ ] and what are these [ __ ] oh brock yeah brock don't move i'm scared don't move little [ __ ] suck my dog brian doc is a good word to use there because like you change the i and it's dick but if you change the d to a c it's [ __ ] you change to d to a b it's not brock it's close though what i'm saying is you might want to go to the dog i'm at the dock wait there's a dock over here there's a lot of docks which doc hickory dickory dock which one are you at brock take the high ground something brian has never done hey watch the plant man welcome to my house evan come outside come here i'm not in your house i know come inside you can see my bike oh okay fine all right all right that's it go over there we're not over there we're telling you see we're giving you all indicators that's it tyler you know you want to right click you know you do it do it do it do it just think do it do it those buy is in our videos and you look like a bigger fool every single time do it yeah [ __ ] in this video it zooms in on our red [ __ ] names and then you just tippy toes away where are you [ __ ] give a hint [ __ ] lips give me a hint you [ __ ] [ __ ] what's your [ __ ] lip tits goodbye [ __ ] you he's he's right back oh where'd he go this way wait um this doesn't work the way i thought it would oh my are we really just going to do this wait we're going to just grab one of these grab one of these we're going to die this is so stupid we deserve to die we deserve to die the other idea would work but our fat head stuck out oh this is [ __ ] dumb we should go somewhere else you sure it's working hey what was that diaper baby that just jumped in the water did you see that oh is that me you see that little person stormtrooper that was crazy i feel like we should do something like less [ __ ] boring we need it we need we need some action in this video all right so what do you want to do do you want to do what your plan what you typed earlier um it would be exciting you know it'd be like oh what about this [Laughter] yeah let's do that which one wait wait don't don't are you kidding me how do you screw that up you're already typing i already turned that up i just want to spell it quickly like you did about where did we go now what do we do now what do we do now well the thing is like i don't know where you are i know you were going to go to a boat oh [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah you want to be some check this out check this out check this out you want to see how big my [ __ ] balls are watch this watch it right boom oh my god oh my god change your dude they won't be able to do [Music] just say it we're all adults oh god oh [ __ ] i'm next to you oh oh did we oh what do you mean me okay just let's just do that you [ __ ] us just right here okay trying to get out of the map stop [ __ ] this is fine oh man that stupid idiot underneath the dock look at him i'm fishing it's not the [Music] asked you a question wildcat what did you say what'd you say oh my god you're paying attention what are you doing you playing [ __ ] fortnite or something i don't think tonight mobile mobile i don't think so all right good okay he didn't see us yes you know what this wasn't our this wasn't our number one plan evan but it's not a bad number oh i get it number two good call back number two toilet trying to throw it off no no no you we're actually telling the truth so there's the cat [ __ ] we are number two but we aren't [ __ ] figure it out i know exactly what you are yeah come here come here come take a look at this the listener has a cue or i mean a clue they're a number two pillow ball okay right well so we're [ __ ] is that guy looks kind of lonely he does okay so let me go looking in this water no no no no no no no no no no no way wildcat there's no way there's no way there's no way i feel like i dropped that right next to it there's no for [ __ ] sake no it's not brock there's no way there's no way we would move but sadly we've been trapped here the entire round rocks lie if not [Music] they moved they were under the stairs you dropped that bar right next to us we couldn't get out so we just stayed there the whole round i thought you were lying i think you sauce no i use sauce did not sauce i thought you were mush why is that not that funny that's pretty [ __ ] funny oh [ __ ] i thought you saw hey man when i when i find ways to save time with abbreviations i take them i'm [ __ ] stupid oh sauce that's the title of my video is sauce dude that's all it is i'm gonna teach people a lesson in this this video that's the new abbreviation sauce you fall down a hole what the hell full ball just shot me off the goddamn thing god damn god goddamn [ __ ] thing just done what the big [ __ ] deal what's the big [ __ ] deal what the [ __ ] are we doing out here i ask you what in the [ __ ] are we doing here baby bottle pop silent ass [ __ ] over there i'm trying to figure out where over there you see them no no i don't see them ain't seen [ __ ] smell it though oh you smell it what's your smell smell like fecal matter you see him you see him no but i think they saw us maybe wait a minute wait a second what is there something going on the toilet that toilet looked a little suspicious that's why what the [ __ ] oh that right there this coming quickly quickly okay now come here right this way this is what the [ __ ] is this oh [ __ ] this wasn't gonna work the way i wanted it to um well great you don't belong here yeah we do we don't grow here we both we belong here much more so than we do in the other spot now keep an ear out for these guys man i feel like i kind of probably know what they are multiple times sir plea oh crap oh darn it i lost him i shot evan point blank with a shotgun how did he not die badass oh you missed him i show you how many times your estimate went straight through the corn hole [ __ ] up the air he's here oh my god dude this is bull crap bull crap [ __ ] this game how did i not die i don't know i don't know i didn't die i shot both of you multiple times and how did you find us like that well i figured you had to be close to the water because you you were bouncing around in the water and then like well [Music] he's so demoralized i am i'm pissed off [Music] see it's not hard to mess that up i did it on purpose all right [ __ ] this i'm leaving look at brock swimming look at him looks like a duck in the water just cleaning off his feathers come here lobster come here no i shot the [ __ ] lobster that [ __ ] tomato sauce no evan's cheating he's straight up cheating no no [ __ ] you hey brock hi i don't even care anymore bye i hate this this game is [ __ ] dumb i hate this [ __ ] i like [ __ ] shot him so many [ __ ] times listen you missed [ __ ] face facts yes i was like how did i not die what was it a tree and the bottle blew over i knew it i [ __ ] knew it i knew it i knew it all right delirious ah time to go back to school all right yes welcome welcome we're in the state of what what is it new york or something new carolina new carolina yeah yeah we're allowed to go back to school since you're a raccoon and i'm an owl technically you know it's safe yes it's safe to do that you're more at risk to get rabies yeah exactly so stay away from me that's the point we gotta find we gotta find the uh the answers to the test that i'm getting absolutely close to me you [ __ ] rabie raccoon i'm not a rabie raccoon you hear that you're a rapist you hear that definitely a really rapist you heard nothing came from the lunchroom hello lunch lady what are they serving today oh they're look they're serving cash money look oh yeah they're serving that for us to eat yes of course it's not like someone's using that to pay for food you ain't never ate a stack of hundred dollar bills well i guess because you're a raccoon you probably did a lot of random [ __ ] i've eaten it all man could you pick me up a banana yeah sure sure just let us just let us know where you are i'm really hungry let me know where you are and we'll deliver i'm over at table four table four no that's table one what is the back left that one thank you thank you very much you got three free cheeseburgers with your banana oh run away food get up i did not know you were there i did not know you come out with i'm letting you do oh i found the school i found the classroom oh yes listen up children we're here to learn about one plus two why is there gas spewing out of the walls are you in here nova uh no no okay okay i believe you i believe you all right wait a minute wait a minute aha oh you got him okay you know this is my fate you know or uh nogla toilet she's working the toilet oh yeah he is holy [ __ ] look at that toilet you must eliminate the carbs from your life than us no i like carbs what are we learning today uh we're learning about is this sex id yes yes look check this out delicious i don't know where you went where'd you go right here see sex ed get it i like it i like it i like it um all right all right we're here to teach lessons listen are you here for the sex too yes oh my god delirious this is not gonna work what are you doing do i look good you look like you're doing a magic trick okay oh run run run yup you better run delirious no no no no no no no we got about we banned them oh come on dude he'd survive too oh i i ain't here to [ __ ] around all right yeah he's not no he's not i know has a lunch lady ass lunch lady lunch lady booty booty of lunches that's that's not a compliment it's a compliment he's got out he's gone out he's got out i can't believe it why did you new tube so early nogla oh because because uh where are your manners i've been playing gmod for six years i don't want to write six years for another second yeah we really you do run a lot wow you run a lot wow [Music] you like it you like the spot yeah delirious what water you listen listen shut up what are you doing that's a water bottle yeah water welcome to the cool breeze snow globe the cool breeze welcome i don't get what your plan is oh my god yeah because you got a water plant you get ain't no good i get it yeah terrorizes here he didn't make it in again no no no i'm okay guys thank you for waiting for me all right hey guys look it's a transfer student where is he he's from from germany where is he he didn't make it in yet he he he comes tomorrow oh yeah yeah he's late his flight got delayed yeah he's late all right we'll continue this next round the exchange student listen up i wanna i'm here to see the the principal my child has been getting harassed and bullied in his school this school is just like you delirious what no principles wow that's true that's very true actually hit him deep there's like that's what my therapist says you know what all right listen oh he's a table no there's no table remember no table i remember the cheeseburger you just forgot why would you jump off who's blind [Music] [Music] let me see analyzing the plants yeah i am analyzing the plants oh [ __ ] come on a mile hey hey it's the exchange student classroom oh are you the teacher oh the teacher's here van out the teachers yes can we make up her mind on who he is he's the teacher is he the teacher or the or the who is he he's the exchange student he's the [ __ ] the exchange teacher yeah the foreign exchange teacher [Laughter] i need your boots your clothes and your youtube analytics hey brian didn't you just close that door over there oh that voice strange student didn't you you closed that door to your left didn't you close that just a moment ago oh my god that voice see the trash can no he's not the trainer he's not in there he's not in there he could be a cactus he sounds like a cactus listen we're looking for bullies we we don't want anybody else we just want the bullies i like how it delirious plot of what's going on oh [ __ ] got him boys brock are you in here i can tell you guys where he is if you tell me what you'll do for me give me one dollar okay he's not in that room he's not in that room he's not in that room either is he in a room can little can little kid little kid just [ __ ] left his room he's in the back room he's in this room my voice reaching clear don't new to him look at brian ready ready to ruin some footage you guys don't is there care shortcut there's not a shortcut you lie actually you can go on no he's right now oh hit him nope nevermind so the shortcuts to the end of the game he went outside [ __ ] shut it now there we go i got my dollar right evan where's my dollar i'll give it to you later when inflation happens and it's worth a lot less oh wait could you just uh that's right right you see me three oh dude that's not right it's it's not it's not right there's no way wait a minute there's no way wait a minute i'm winking oh my god what am i doing same same whatever you're experiencing right now same this is not right oh my god we're together together i can't even see you here okay this is me this is me i'm jumping [Music] right in my door you have to survive they're cheating in school they're cheating in school [ __ ] cheating i saw people moving plants from the other side of the what were world doing we were cheating in class all right yes god damn it y'all are cheating i can hear you walking you're walking in the wall i just heard that i i'm here i'm here i'm here are they in the floor did they find a way to get in the floor i think he found a way to get in the floor [Laughter] don't be careful be careful oh my gosh look at the size of that prop it's the smallest prop ever that is the cheapest prop i have ever seen i've played this game [Applause] [Laughter] [Laughter] oh i accidentally became it and i'm just going to roll with it but i can't i can't even see it anymore fell on the ground he fell underground no glow work so we're on our way [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] we still have our grenade launchers remember that are you behind this son of a [ __ ] [Music] about it he just ran out there him running he's ending me [Music] anymore 12 seconds later you know what they say you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the pencil i do like pencils i like pencils i don't know how to write real goodbye neither what do you want for christmas delirious yeah i saw something too it's behind door number one what the [ __ ] was that [Music] let's test out delirious memory we are in a school i think it's only right that we do it here is your hand clear they see me rolling they [Laughter] money i give you money if you come out right now move this last chance i already got that paper though he's on top of the refrigerator all right dude well you should have killed him no he's gone now he's gone though i see this thing [Laughter] i did my homework i like how that's how he figured it out all the hints we have where am i i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna jump one time right bob holy [ __ ] do that again holy [ __ ] oh [Laughter] wow [Music] we gotta hunt down some props with extreme prejudice nice shh i'm watching my favorite movie h2 of the league jumps into a pool it's a five-second movie [Laughter] there it is dude could you explain the plot of it delirious jumps into a pool oh okay save [Laughter] yeah trust me trust me there first round you're [ __ ] look at him look at him already screen you [ __ ] wait a minute he's not a movie star he's not enjoying that game oh wow [Music] don't worry all right oh yeah yeah the product it's hair gel the only product that we need i did just uh that was the product get back here you're tiny by the bus no buy the bus behind the bus [Laughter] what the [ __ ] was that no what the [ __ ] i have no idea what just happened text where you are please he was running around here he was tiny [Music] what's the plan here i don't know what the plan is follow me as i disappear oh yeah all right still going tiny items let's still go i did something [ __ ] weird oh my god this is what i did this is what i did oh this is a great place to watch the movie oh yeah this is one of the best seats oh let's go no glitter no go what's playing on the movie right now [ __ ] mum i didn't know she was famous oh no glow what what what no there's a giant man eating potato running across the screen yeah my editor didn't do that [Music] we're abusing the green screen for content right now look delirious what is it it's a youtube video it's literally any other youtube video because they're all more entertaining than this one wait a minute how the hell did noga get on top of the screen all right he's doing that thing where he sees us know where he sees he's doing it yeah he's doing that he sees us no way there's no way he sees that type of move he's typing a moo right now exactly where we are wait he was typing [Music] oh oh we're safe yeah we're safe now oh yeah which is literally the entire map no gloves look across look at the cockpit it's the new fast and the furious movie wait i can't turn into a car never mind that joke is [Music] brown and brown this is so funny it's stupid man brown and brown all right guys uh you guys want to go to this restaurant oh yeah yes i would love this oh wait oh wait oh wait oh wait look look what it says oh no oh i'm sorry brian i'm sorry oh i got a mask on all right let's go yeah i'm sorry brian you're not allowed to play on this server ryan that's so irresponsible you're crying you know how many germs you're spreading right now are you at moon huh some spot this prop in this game they jumped on something they're they're up high they're pi terrorizers where i was totally right is he is he a brown in the brown are you uh are you a vhs no clue all right there's a lot of questions out there yeah are you a vhs tape yes oh [ __ ] see oh this is how you get up there yeah wow right here home video whole video gravity gravity oh he was up there yeah okay i realized there's only one way down he's accepted death yeah all right all right i'm gonna get a uh i'm gonna i'm gonna get a regular prop like like what uh like like this seamless yeah give it to me you can have it it's right there and then i'm gonna do the same thing same thing we did last time well that's not obvious okay i like it like wait terrorize i didn't see how we did this did he no friend come with me oh you oh you found it i'm here i did it i did it i used my my bullying shows what's your brother oh six feet please practice social distance and go [ __ ] yourself yeah don't have to practice social distancing if i kill everybody they're gonna find they're gonna find this eventually yeah oh yeah that's kind of the point of the game actually noble is going to find the spot he's like why are the cops here they enforce the social distancing [Music] [Laughter] okay trust me i will i will instruct you to get over there all right back up back up now strafe to your left straight as far as you can to your left as far keep going just keep strafing are you [ __ ] kidding me [Music] oh are they playing they're playing a french movie today and there's a french person watching and there's a french player watching it yeah basically no no no no no really really wait keep keep spectating delirious keep spectating him why are you shooting at me no shooting at me that's me well that's weird because it says the terrorizer [Laughter] all right he's on the screen i'll be over there in a second i've got my new you might have jumped off though you can't jump off i saw you come on dude he knows what french fries look like i couldn't move because someone was on me i didn't know you couldn't move [ __ ] i did not need to do that this place is fire but you're taking the w this time your jokes are on point if i was a nogla and i really wanted to get in to see my favorite movie ever secretary yeah the secretary where would i hide i i can't believe you didn't see me yet i really feel like you did but you went until brock's dead that way you can kill me at the end and get a good old noble reaction just one of those classics i saw you huh you did see me don't act surprised i actually don't know where you are you were literally standing next to me for like a minute right no i wonder what happened stop playing stupid is he in here well if i honestly i'm getting sick of this [ __ ] nogla wants to be found because i know i'm right and now he's going to not catch me sorry you're wrong see you're stupid he wants me to look wrong if that means that we win what the [ __ ] yeah okay the hell yeah you've seen the win win what happened he went back to where he all right okay come walk over to me and wait i don't know where you are no gloves come over here and kill me evan i don't someone is exactly what i am i don't know exactly what i am i don't know where you you know what i am i don't know what you do you do you're lying all right if i do then show yourself i know i was standing here turn around i didn't [ __ ] know he was a chair i swear to god if you stand next to me for the next time questionable questionable questionable questionable i mean they're not going to see us but like questionable hey if we're not going to be able to see you that means you can't see us you know i think this is yeah good spot but like is it a good spot it's questionable i think they're in the back of the truck they're in the back of the truck come on the truck right now we got a 360 view evan we just got a coordinate communication 360 view coordination no breathing view man this spot is pretty fire right delirious you might want to put it out what ain't no fire in there oh fire [Laughter] [Music] [Music] i have no idea what you just said ryan where are you you could you type could you type and then we could start to get bold they had to be inside the only thing i could think of oh it's crazy no way your chair in front of the screen no way yeah i am that's crazy sitting in a chair in front of the screen he is you're a [ __ ] i was like there's no way evan would actually be a dick like yeah yeah there's a light going off in my head i have an idea okay okay yeah yeah uh my idea is stay here because brock looked directly at me oh my god no no not right now not right now and all right now like a long time this dude is sounding because i'm a lamp because i'm a lamp have you looked at a lamp eight seconds to kill eight seconds a kid because he was like right next to the roof yeah i was a pretty bad spot for a lamp yeah yeah could have been better i don't know just kill me someone's opening doors yeah yeah you found me you okay okay i always cry dude i think playing video games as an adult just keeps your voice cracked [Music] all right all right wait hold on hold on hold on hold on emergency meeting what happened oh you just closed all the doors he just closed the door we have which one is the imposter who's looking kind of sucks right now what are you talking about man what are you talking about you know what would be suspicious what would be suspicious what would be suspicious [Music] nope that one's a prop not him all right i can turn the lights on i got 10 lights on i'm trying to find you what do you get no what happened he vented he vented he dude how are you still alive uh are you gonna call emergency meetings i was hoping i was hoping you didn't realize that you could because i was trying to keep that a secret call the fourth meeting cutter for meeting listen i think red is such as hell right now all right hey hey move we gotta check your med we gotta we gotta scan you on it on the maybe good scan yep he's cleared clear you have a uh something wrong with your brain you know yeah yeah chlamydia oh [Music] um [Music] electrical where uh yeah it was electrical and he vented yeah he did and then i don't know if he vented back hey what's up man i don't know they got lucky check cameras they're not straight cameras right now look look at the cameras yeah yeah yeah there you go you go do you see me do you see me on cameras i i do you look like a little [ __ ] who's been being third posture this round one [Laughter] [Music] wait a minute ryan does this box look a little weird [Music] [Applause] that was so stuff where'd he go he [Laughter] yeah yeah i can see you go back a little bit further no no no i can see i can see you need to go back a little bit further from the from the wall oh nevermind you popped out there you go i see you i see you right there your hand is coated yeah yeah this is perfect nice who just got voted out now he's gone i had a guess when al could be oh god i'm not taking any chances you probably know where i am i don't know where you are just say it you're in the cafeteria getting you a banana maybe holy [ __ ] that good luck delivers good luck are you in a like a god spot right now no no no no you're in a trash can you're in the garbage are you in the trash chute you're in space maybe there's a secret i'm in space right now there is a secret i know there is there isn't i feel like after we're done playing you're gonna be like in here flying around like there's a [ __ ] secret i know it i thought it was a reactor but oh i am hello hello i'm doing listen i'll do this hand i'm not going to turn around you you do the other hand you're not doing it you're faking it i'm not faking it are you tired i'm holding the button down yeah okay i'm holding the press down the button i can't because i'm a can it's too high you didn't even try even try now we're all going to die the o2 is going to go off oh there you are oh you brought me with you you brought me with you [ __ ] okay i brought me with you again you pray you keep bringing me huh that's him what the hell what the hell sorry i just broke i just went into the room that you were in i didn't teleport back i ran around the corner that's what i did earlier oh my god all right move listen i'm not the imposter you're not the imposter so it has to be either vanoss or terrorizer it has to it has to be one of them which one is it all right i'm i'm at shields and storage right now moo if i die you know it's not me wait a second where did the mattress go matches time about an electricity oh there it is someone was mad some have a little bit of trouble what are you talking about i took the mattress with me okay there's nothing there's nothing to see nothing to see here it's pretty great oh man i found the mattress i think yep um here i'm gonna put it back [Music] oh you you hit you hit the thing yes yes they have no choice but this ah what happened emergency meeting the emergency meeting oh my god dude someone emergency okay hey uh delirious i was underneath that mattress what what no no i'm not there anymore though i don't know what happened i know what happened he he really into the mattress what are you talking about you got stuck into the map no i was a [ __ ] newspaper underneath it what do you mean no dang it you were never a newspaper in your life newspaper i am so confused i don't know where i'm at brian where are you all right i'm going to cafeteria this is someone's think after you have to fill in my bones yeah you're right there's a secret no there's a cigarette there's always a secret i'm a secret oh [ __ ] delayers always just don't press that button no more i've been pressed i'm spam clicking it you don't want to do that i i'm in electrical doing my tasks electrical yep as engines that's navigation storage storage why you say that why you say that because i'm doing my tasks why you say that you are you being a good a good terrorizer yep a good crew mate you've been doing wires [Music] is there is there a watering plant task on this map there is [Music] [Applause] shot nothing but brian and died oh nothing but net huh what happened i went on a venting adventure with delirious as a mattress and then i vented back as a bottle or something and then brock shot at me died i walked out so who's getting voted out today why is this moving uh someone took a glass yeah and i'll say last speaking glasses maybe a green guy green guy's not set dark green or lime green dark green it's always dark green you know i think i saw dark green in storage wait i think i understood black ven black just hopped in a vent ryan what color are you i'm black listen i don't know why we're not running to the emergency button and pressing the button we clearly know black is is the imposter vanna's come to cafeteria you're right about the [ __ ] silver thing he's he's he's going to med base he's going to med back oh right come over here come over here oh he just closed the door he went this way yeah yeah he's in here okay he's here he's here he's out here no i'm not he's gonna reactor oh [ __ ] what the hell what [Laughter] i thought we were gonna die a life plan the sound of silence yeah i was like i knew there was a secret so we still sauce on uh dark green yes did you do your task you know too owl no i did not okay or yet he's terrified he knows i'm off to weird [ __ ] and he's like um no i'm fine i ain't worried about nothing are you fine oh [ __ ] one sec evan you gotta do the other one you gotta go to admit evan you gotta go to admin those guys are definitely suspicious all right jesus oh wait where am i where are you we're dead no no no oh okay i got it i got it i got it i got it all right i got this we got it boys yeah why are we live because the lyrics still last time i checked there's two delirious is a live one this entire game oh my god the one i said was super innocent uh are you are you doing that on purpose you doing it on purpose brian no nope oh not at all all right well let's uh i think i'm fresh out you lead the way oh okay oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i'm big brain big brain lyrius on the case big brain lyrius god damn it big brain lyrius finds all the clues to suss out the imposters yeah yeah that's all you want apple what the hell oh this game sucks oh you serious got him this [ __ ] dude i hate that [ __ ] you almost got away though i know it just keeps turning into objects terrorize it turned into this giant structure right here i closed the door and it turned me into a shelf and then and then what don't oh why you always crying or hiding this is not good i don't think that you'd be surprised i don't think venous is the imposter you'd be surprised what are you saying dealers don't think you're i just lost 30 health someone was beating the hell out of me i was the loudest scream i'm just brian brian brian i'm just staring at the thing that i'm like you know what i wanted to do i'm staring at the thing that i don't like about this one there's one thing i don't really like about this spot and i'm looking right at it huh moozy looking at you i'm looking right looking right at it there's one giant flaw with this spot what are you looking at i wonder what are you looking at marijuana it could be it could be just a very big thing that has to be you know called once in a while yeah they're reacting everyone together oh you press it did you just press it pressed it i was like just staring at the other blue guy the doctor's here i'm not feeling too well today let's let's let's give you an x-ray let's scan you yes oh let's see what could be wrong here honestly that looks like a dick just sticking into your tears i took a little blue pill and i'm not feeling too good ever since feeling very erect here let me treat you let me treat you let me treat you come here yeah i got you i got you yes victory come here [ __ ] i mean what are we doing doctor what the hell how are you where are you [Laughter] [Music] happy happy time happy thanksgiving oh wait it should have been it actually should be christmas as you could tell uh yeah we were we were late the thing that happened was we were too late to play this on halloween as you could see there so then it turned into a thanksgiving map yeah but now it's too late and we need to make it a christmas map so the magic of editing christmas oh [ __ ] somebody died so here's the thing i know you're in here are you are you sure uh you should yes brock yes frog as i'm looking at a completely empty room i know you're in here [Applause] it sounds like when i used to live next to like this old couple that had a lot of sex really are you joking no oh hey hi so you lied to me no so you lied like brock genuinely hurt right now careful now going into that role careful oh okay okay everyone's in here somewhere careful not for a fact you don't know anything though oh i see you oh you're okay you're back you're barricading smart that's smart smart man oh [ __ ] and vanoss this thanksgiving thanksgiving or no no this christmas yeah well let's be honest this valentine's this black friday this halloween 2021 these close automatically do they but it could it could be him that's him opening it maybe but a lot of these close automatically in the past they have here let me let me share with you go into the one on the right there's a secret there's a secret so go in go in go in go get the crowd i'm crouch jump you can do a rouch jump yeah yeah yeah crouch no crouch jump no like yeah jump into it oh now you're just making me look like a fool hey no no birds on the counter okay well there's a secret door if you go in there ah crap there's a secret door okay of course of course evan gets a map move from listen listen listen man oh [ __ ] course that's what happens when you pay the bills same [ __ ] i don't care so just more so before i was in the other room now i'm in the room that you're in evan is acting i think you're in i'm not laughing at that because you're all right brock i'm in i'm in the same room as you don't leave i'm in the same room no no i'm going to go listen to people having sex come back dude okay you know what i'm going to save them the top of the [ __ ] screen evan zoom in on that yeah get [ __ ] on your [ __ ] on brock 200 like you prop [ __ ] oh look at this oh this is cool awesome yay great i'm so glad i'm so glad every everyone who consistency consistently my god this is what he was doing yeah look at his business [ __ ] dude boycott evan getting maps made for him dude honestly what are you talking about here's the thing bro nah bro hey anyone in the comment section that knows how to make currencies hit me up on myspace we're gonna get this [ __ ] done where we're not letting vanoss cheat no more cut to nogla being on my team let's go where'd you go in in in look right here this [ __ ] is gorgeous nah also you should you should have put this doorknob on the skeleton's dick that was a missed joke right there hey what's your favorite christmas movie you could put it on the tv it's right there i hard four die hard four die hard four dude put it on die hard four oh yeah with sylvester stallone no no no no no no no no no this diehard four is with dave chappelle and eddie murphy dave j chappelle and eddie murphy i was like okay what action star is he gonna name dave chappelle rob schneider and dave chappelle in die hard four this christmas in 2020. all right pro on oh you have to come get the comments boom look at that it's me disliking nogla's video why mine you [ __ ] wouldn't it be terrorizers yeah that's true we must take them by surprise okay they're not here let's move on oh hey wait this is awkward oh hey wait wait wait let me just get back in the cabinet let me get back in the cabinet let me get back in the cabinet how did that how did that work hold on hey listen man i'm trying to go to my secret spot escape oh there's brian just brian here's brian there's bright little kid nut shack stick on it baby baby hey no glove yeah so uh what do you think of this map that uh i had made huh what do you think about it i like it it's great obviously top top work done by your map creator honestly just keep them on board oh yeah yeah i wonder what the difference is i wonder what the difference is i love this i love this so much yeah so different from the last round right so there's a secret awesome fun oh how are the twists have turned no twists have turned i i don't see them the twist that the turns have tabled hey watch something on tv brian i think they're in there brock what you're looking at brian where'd you know what you're looking for in the description wait what what are you looking at wait did you hide here before evan when you were talking to me about the tv [Music] [ __ ] everything there's a secret swindling me what do you mean behind that battery he knows this [ __ ] he looked right at us and said top of description stay safe no glow i'm not going back it's too dangerous come back you i know he knows but come back no they're in this room they can see us here i know that they can i'm stuck in the bathtub oh oh well there we go brock all this thinking is really working up a thirst oh no oh no working up a thirst oh it's a joke oh i get it i get it it's a joke it's a joke could you get me a die cola from here broccoli could you click on the daily cola button there please yep and did you get a cola oh i think we're going to go we have 10 seconds did you get a call did you get a caller yes i was just watching oh dude great map all right dude no glove come back we got a situation in the coin laundry the little objects i'll tell you what but we are not allowed to use grenade launchers because that would be that would be mean what what's going on there's small objects running around in our coins laundry oh my gosh what game mode is this is a new game oh okay what the [ __ ] whoa we got a hunt for small things and we're big things with big guns yeah it's cool very cool it's called object hunt they're in there they're in here oh [ __ ] let's go all right we're playing some object oh my god it's a floating christmas mountain dew can this laundry is haunted by the ghost of mr spryce that's not a sprite dude nice [Music] that was some comedic genius right there thank you thank you all right evan come on in come on in diehard four dot com what are you saying this one oh die hard four yeah yeah this one is with dave chappelle and eddie shwarma and he's chappelle what's in here christmas shoe because christmas shoe our christmas toilet christmas cologne right there christmas parasol oh evan check this out look evan watch what back in the bathroom watch this back those doors slide are you stuck no not shall i look it slides for you okay okay get out of the bathtub now get out of the bathroom [Music] skating glitch you remember that skating glitch and you did like an epic intro yeah that was just like that those were the days all right bye evan [ __ ] you know i'm going getting content well you have 10 seconds to get content how did you get the content i don't know i was just taking a bath i don't know dude i was just thinking about trying to give you the content i was trying to i was reaching for the shampoo and i accidentally shot a grenade launcher [ __ ] sip tony's pizza let's go are you ordering food are you ordering food from your dog you opened up a pizza shop yeah probably same with your other dog i've heard a lot of italian restaurants yeah joe's joe's pizza yeah yeah they're kind of competitions why did you give your dog such italian names he's got a cat called luigi as well luigi gets off at the couch huh yeah joe and tony they're in a deep competition with their pizza so far joe's winning he's got more countries more pizza places and he's just trying to catch up he's got smaller paws takes them longer to cook pizza so i buy a pizza from each of them every other day today is tony pizza day tomorrow's joe pizza day you you're the only customer yeah that would explain why they're in competition and and joe is ahead because you bought a pizza from him first yes technically so he's euro he's always one pizza ahead yeah it's heartbreaking for for tony with me deeply that they're in competition wow all these little uh cutouts interesting all over interesting what a surprise well it could be such a big surprise what i am definitely in this room with you brock you must look everywhere you must scour the room for me what's going on in there how about i look for a kid or a pumpkin you wouldn't kill your favorite chair you wouldn't kill your favorite pumpkin you wouldn't kill your favorite youtuber oh yes i would no you wouldn't no you wouldn't what about this oh even better oh wow that's a let's classic put it on the screen right there okay i'll let you guys know when you're in the right room good [ __ ] lock it's a room with a piano oh this is a [ __ ] ass i see a piano yeah and you don't see brian you don't see me see brian get to work fellas get to work come on come on behind the tv come on take your time fellas you behind the tv take your time easy there's no point in going in there van ass i'm not in that room yeah there you go behind the tv just stay just stay in this room this is where this is where the magic is happening die hard for magic with eddie bravo maybe check the phrase david schwimmer do you think uh yes what about that little wooden cabinet right here behind the there's stainless steel you can face through [Music] there am i the turkey i was good brian that was good he just knew to find the tv i was like oh okay well i'll play goddammit i can't even play among us with this guy even properly knows where the [ __ ] i am he mad tv [ __ ] annoying voice are you guys going to answer me you're fine tv aren't you never mind i wonder where i am you wearing tv aren't you evan what what happened [Laughter] what i'll save it for next round because it's filthy the best spot i've ever found oh my goodness like best moments like best of 2020 type of spot yeah oh [ __ ] where are you okay you know where i am so yeah i'm um same location but can you see me oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] dude oh damn this is meeting you here this is good man this is good this is very entertaining yeah this is super entertaining hey brian why don't you come see what's on tv this one maybe maybe what's on the tv what's on the tv it's one the small funeral god oh oh wow dude that's crazy that's crazy how there's a grenade launcher clip on the tv yeah that is crazy good fine good fine brian good thing that i got away though oh yeah great great no he did not he didn't move so he said something like is that your spot oh what if he saw you though and then he's just pretending to the last second you know what i mean you know what i'm saying he could because just he could just pretend to not see you nah he doesn't have a clue he hasn't got a clue i don't know he doesn't know how [Laughter] no way i thought he saw you you were staring right at you what was he you'll never know it'll haunt you until the day you die wait that's it that's it wait what are you kidding me you just do and then you yep uh-huh oh thank you thank you thank you thank you ryan i have no clue where they are i was so proud of this i'm sorry i [ __ ] turned around there's two big ass eyes looking at me don't tell them don't tell them don't tell them make them more excited have you got the spot because i think i know where it is yeah yes uh how much more dollars will he give me brock if i kill myself no it's fine okay i'm just gonna walk in there noob tube then because no no no no lip right money was only for me to turn around the money is now lit i've spent the money i need more money how did you spend the money what brock what rock just come come to the bathroom with an or the bedroom with an american divorce poster okay okay well he should be all over he should be able to find it because he's mine keep going closer get in you came up here okay now go in there close the door and think of a terrorizer spot think of a terrorizer spot don't come out until you've thought of a terrorizer spot yeah think of a terrorizer's flop ring oh they left yeah [Music] okay one of them that's how good it was as you couldn't even tell you know exactly where we were behind the books yes yeah but i don't know where evan is evan has left the building are you sure yeah positive positive i can hear him no well you [ __ ] he's so wow i have to crouch walk in prop hunt are you kidding me dude with ninja dude with ninja on evan come on content evan the content evan make sure you just keep [ __ ] get back in there no problem [Music] from the other room when i closed the door i saw his little [ __ ] ass jumped towards the shelves and i just said nothing and all i can do is smoking don't worry i got this oh [ __ ] all right look for a really good spot oh [ __ ] i found it merry christmas little fellow we know you're in there [Music] do you like my dinosaur try shooting the dinosaur oh don't shoot the dinosaur why [Music] do not shoot the dinosaur of doom dinosaur makes the [ __ ] game oh that's not bad though we could oh [ __ ] too late oh you look at me yes where where are we going boom this way come come follow me or follow evan i guess evan knows how to get there too see i i i like him [ __ ] eyes those eyes okay so i see some food huh chicken drumsticks on your glasses huh guys they're on to us whoa how about hey hey hey what enough with the glass can you come to the bathroom please through the bathroom i was like here comes santa claus am i right oh yeah okay hold on working on it oh two santa's one shower [Music] [Laughter] my god you really want to see something sexy why is that why is that santa staring at that shower why is one taking a piss in the shower the others in the tub one of us should definitely like go join them that'd be really funny what brian wait a second brian what are you doing why no big why you're a big error for me you're just a huge air in a bathroom it's probably noble because you've tried me i'm trying to become a different player model oh i thought brian was the one staring at the show no brian's downstairs nice downstairs he's [Music] [ __ ] you sound horde i can hear your footsteps in that direction so yes i am a virgin all right let's enter the house like santa does [Music] [Laughter] santa's here to [ __ ] [ __ ] up kiddos hey [ __ ] you kids santa's dead gonna have a nice christmas dinner there's a hot dog inside my body yeah jump up on the table hot dog and i didn't eat it let's give him his last meal you gotta go oh is it in his mouth i don't see it in his mouth i shot you sir can can you come back mr glizzy you don't shoot me dude okay well nobody's cheating oh oh there's a wiener on the roof [Laughter] [Music] i popped this is a this is a tremendous spot a tremendous spot yep a tree and that's a stretch everywhere you at man type it out come visit [Music] guys he was behind the snowman in case you were wondering okay who's in the back is anyone in the backyard anyone in the backyard all right go go to the back of the snowman i am in the back of the snowman okay no press no no go no no no don't press i go go straight go straight into the snowman you're going to be able to phase into it oh my oh okay what the what the [ __ ] i'm stuck i can't get out of him that's exactly what happened to me no gloves i can't get over it i can't get dude i like how you can't become the moose but you become the [ __ ] 100 foot snowman oh my [Laughter] left oh my god he actually died you liar having no more bullets left my ass why are you literally four what um oh oh oh oh lucky bro holy [ __ ] he's gone i got you santa here's your milk there you go oh thank god buddy oh my gosh i'll take i'll take that as a win you should it was a loss though that was a clear-cut loss yeah that was so [ __ ] i shot them and i [ __ ] died hey this has hanukkah wrapping that's nice got a little manures on it manure my poop hello [Music] one of them put their hand up to their ear as they were typing which one of you was a three tree which one of you was a three uh i got the [ __ ] out of there because that's santa certainly took out his bluetooth earpiece [ __ ] and i was watching you and i knew you were literally literally wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute i found the other guy big wheel [ __ ] there was one missing right here yeah i i kept getting the red name over here and i was like uh i need to talk red man then he sees my name pop up now since you cheated yes how did i cheat i looked right at him and saw his name i was like i wonder if he's this tree and then his name popped up yeah yeah i don't know shut up that [ __ ] i'm in the house and i'm upstairs in a cheat spot look for a name this time [ __ ] you could find us you could definitely find us hello there behind the pillow behind the pillow ryan you behind the pillow last time he didn't answer he was behind the thing i was asking about but that's what i that's what i do when i'm imposter your [ __ ] is behind the pillow he said that's what i do when i'm imposter too what the [ __ ] did that word come out of your mouth because he knows he knows what i'm just [ __ ] imposter and among us all right something tells me went through the front door i i don't know i don't know what makes you think that but i trust you there's a teddy bear in the chimney ah we must fall that could be some kind of rose i'm gonna check it out the [Music] [Laughter] don't drink budweiser [ __ ] you [ __ ] probably enjoy bud light you little [ __ ] they're right what we talking about i don't know but i'm i like it slowly turning the bill clinton that's all right and then slowly to matthew mcconaughey all right i did not have sexualization [Music] what was that [Laughter] oh my god did you shout before you shot that there's just a loud noise i saw this spring the champagne glass this isn't i didn't think this would end this way there's got to be a way out i mean yeah i could think of one but the clipping he's trapped somewhere i tried it already it doesn't work or where's he spamming he just want to do something what does the scouter say about it [Laughter] you might live because it's inside i'm not gonna shoot but everyone's gonna see that you you resorted to this [ __ ] for the video [Laughter] you leave your reindeer heads behind oh they're so hideous okay well you can't jump on top of that all right all right right now gravity all right this is getting progressively easier all right now our floating pizza i will do my best not to get in your way monday this is a good spot [Music] sorry oh my gosh there's a sign that says please practice social distancing one of them is a [ __ ] baby where's that sign i think i've seen one like that yeah where have you seen it [Music] together as pizza when those two flowing pizzas are on my ass pizzas are floating around your is that a ass oh gosh oh gosh well looks like it doesn't matter if you spectate me or not boys i think i just heard him he just got himself stuck i just heard it it was [Music] doesn't feel good does it don't feel good i would actually love a wild cat just killed you he won't though he won't i'm like i'm [ __ ] v clipping into the ground i'm i'm getting it i'm gonna have an epileptic seizure i can't don't make me do it he'll do it he's crazy [ __ ] you [ __ ] you take me around ten laps i put blood everywhere you're not fun just silently running around your little weasel screw [ __ ] scrooge yeah i said it rattling the spot i see what you are oh delaire's got a got a prezi oh yeah yeah you got a prezi dish you know it's for him i'm pretty sure it's definitely a prezi for him anybody gonna eat the the turkey turkey on the table yeah goddamn end of clip i just like transitioned to a new clip i actually don't think i've ever had turkey on christmas i don't like turkey i'm gonna be real i don't really like turkey turkey i'd rather just eat chicken thank you okay end of club how about a burger on christmas i'm just saying christmas presents under the tree i didn't specify like rich rich rich re i didn't specify which tree which re which reason or which tree um is that anyone spectating me and noah knows what i am i'm just saying you guys should be looking for a different christmas tree indoors um there's too much time there's too much god damn time dude you just make a move you [ __ ] he's in front he's in the front cheeseburger jumped at it i'm so sorry no no addition to the scene no improv just every time he tried to do something no and it was a death top brian that's pop brian ryan do you even know what it was last round no and i don't care um evan did you know what i was end of clip [Laughter] i knew it more than shotgun dick cashell is that not a friend over here oh wow there's three of you how about that thank you my shotgun oh it just comes in doesn't say a word wait what nogla did in fairness yeah oh sorry my yeah check out my brand new dedicated lamborghini oh damn how many gigabytes you got on this a lot of gigabytes but even more gigabytes in my waste car over there oh damn yeah someone sees my name but can't figure it out [Laughter] this right here is the dedicated wambo cheesy meditative cheesy come on good luck guys you're still underneath there are the three of you [ __ ] trying to shoot me right now yep they shut all the doors look at these guys you mean the dedicated lambo cheesy alone okay show me what you did you want to see what i did i want to see your amazing spot [Music] amazing it is yeah you want to see it there it is that is pretty good and uh they were next to me a lot of times wait how come i can't do it you just have to have certain powers well this is the end all right guys try and find my impossible spine if you can find this spot i will give you ten thousand dollars found it found it clip let me know what i'm allowed to say if they don't get to ten thousand you do it you know i'm desperate for money i want to choose my words carefully just don't say anything okay yeah just shut the [ __ ] up yes let me enjoy my spot clip clip yeah there's no more clip now it's just d-e-a-d [Music] spear my i'm king of the hill right now [Music] you're on [Music] he was in this mound he was on top of it i saw him [Music] oh my god you got out of it wow unbelievable plot twist turn oh brian bryant hey you did get out of there do it oh do it do what the brian do it yeah become the snowman no glue you did it again man [Music] he's a race car the other one this one yeah let's go come [Music] [Laughter] remember your secondary is always faster than reloading oh oh my god oh my god he's a jewish wizard he's gonna stab me i was jewish wait no no no no that that's no no that's not why i killed you oh look look at the santa look at the santa you're watching the [ __ ] yeah i'm watching downstairs thank you for pointing them out good job [Laughter] he sacrificed his life to point out that [Music] proper [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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Channel: VanossGaming Funny time
Views: 439,156
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Length: 198min 18sec (11898 seconds)
Published: Thu Dec 31 2020
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