Vanossgaming Replay GTA 5 Funniest Heist Edition

hey what is up guys vanoss here and today's gta 5 video is a little different from normal so i want to kind of explain what's going on in the video before it starts so essentially we were doing a challenge and what this challenge was was trying to rob as many stores as we possibly can before our car gets impounded or destroyed so between the four of us that were playing we had one getaway vehicle and we were using that the whole time trying to rob as many stores as possible and also before this we did a bunch of skits just for fun honestly there was no real reason why we were doing these skits but i just put them together you know kind of as an intro to the challenge and i thought you guys would really enjoy it so yeah guys just a few skits and then we go right into the challenge of robbing as many stores as we possibly can so i hope you guys enjoy the video thank you for watching and i'll talk to you guys later okay louie do you have any idea why i brought you here tonight yes because you're gonna take me to disneyland yeah no no oh louie this is serious [ __ ] okay see that building across the street from us right there what what no not burger shot that other building beside it to the right okay as i was saying i've been trying to rob this no no the [ __ ] store okay not the store no [Laughter] the corner you see that oh that tree in the corner i know you don't understand yet because you're too young but i've been trying to rob that store for my entire life okay i've never been successful in completing this task but tonight we shall rob every single corner store in los santos you hear me but first we must assemble our team all right louie i'll pick you up at 12 noon at your place all right i'll see you then that uh that that means get the [ __ ] out of my car louie all right first things first pick up the monkey and here we go his address is one two three playground stret okay i'm pretty sure he means street playground street ah louie maybe you'll be more fit for this job when you learn how to stret what a noob what a noob okay never mind and here we are one two three playground stretch louie louie it's time to go man are we going to disneyland no i already told you we got important [ __ ] to do today now get out of your house i'm outside no you're not what where are you right here look i'm right here oh oh hey louie in my front yard all right louie now we must assemble our team why am i walking in this direction so i think i found our guy i posted a topic on yahoo answers yesterday asking for somebody who would be willing to go on this epic journey with us but anyways i got a response from a guy named h2o underscore delorean and he told me to meet him tonight at the world famous cockatoos i'm sexy [Music] these girls are boys i can't tell i don't know louis oh yeah gonna get laid tonight one of these people is gonna be part of our team tonight some beautiful women here excuse me ma'am sir are your username h2o underscore delorean hey that's me it's me i'm i'm a sure delivery delorean hello h1 delorean who's saying that i can't hear anything the music's too loud delorean please don't tell me it's you it's me sir why are you in your underwear guys i'm here to party look at this beautiful woman look at that ass sir sir i don't even understand what this place is no where's this place it's a new bar just opened up you give me your number i'll call you let's go all right you can talk to him later him what are you [ __ ] talking about you don't want to know man you don't want to know just get in the [ __ ] car all right i'm [ __ ] all right so for this mission i decided to uh look for the fastest four-door vehicle so what i got for you guys today everybody out of the car all right behold the greatest most stealthiest fastest four-door car on the planet the turn what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] all right guys let's do this they'll never suspect a thing they'll never suspect it all right guys here's the plan so first of all i'm gonna go through the side entrance i'm gonna climb up the ladder all the way to the third floor and silently sneak through the window and take out any tangos in sight and meanwhile monkey you're gonna go through the other side entrance and sneak into the ventilation shaft and pop a smoke you're gonna take out everybody in the store with the tear gas now clown you're gonna have to make sure you sneak past the laser security in the back entrance by sliding underneath the door and underneath the laser by turning into some type of small slippery amphibian and by this point i would have been through the elevator shaft die hard one style waiting on the roof with her escape helicopter you got it got it give us the money give us some money get in get in get him get him get it okay so two stores down feel free to shoot the cops that are on us though okay okay i'm trying i was in the back here checking twitter on my phone just robbed a store lol hashtag swag okay all right let's go go go go i got your [ __ ] back give her the [ __ ] money i think i gotta shoot these guys okay i got the money i got the money oh [ __ ] we got four i got four stars go get it we're gonna [ __ ] die we're gonna die we're gonna die no we're not we got this we got oh my god i can't wait to tweet about this oh my god currently robbing swords [Laughter] you you go in there rob this place i got you back got your back go ahead go ahead go ahead let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go give him the [ __ ] money give me the [ __ ] money i tried to punch him over the counter just get the [ __ ] out of the way oh [ __ ] we gotta drive by we gotta drive by brock i'm dying we gotta pick up on the way back okay okay i gotta hide in the store okay i'll hide in the store i'm scared i'm scared guys all right battles get ready get ready right here hey there's an ad on this cork board that says porn site [ __ ] it oh [ __ ] i'm gonna die hurry oh oh there's barack obama get in go go hurry fire oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm gonna die i'm gonna [ __ ] die i gotta get in the store give me doritos give me this jesus christ just [ __ ] shoot him come on let's go where's the car oh [ __ ] we're gonna die he's an undercover cop the monkey was an undercover cop he wasn't actually a little kid he's an undercover cop [ __ ] louie you got to pick us up look at the left side of the car look at the [ __ ] side of the car i wouldn't expect us to go into a police station right now reverse psychology let's go let's go let's go go go go go go go go go go go go go go [ __ ] money what the [ __ ] are you doing every time i ran in my guy puts his weapons up i don't know come back holy [ __ ] that cop really wants us right there oh nice nice all right whoever threw that c4 nice job all right all right i'm going in running forget to get me some people what the [ __ ] was that all right i'm gonna get killed all right hurry up let's go let's go let's go let's go stop trying to jump over the desk you can't do that where's the [ __ ] where's the car okay get the mini cooper get the mini cooper just get in the mini cooper just get the mini cooper go go go go go go go go go make a left [ __ ] plan make a left what did i what i kicked you out guys i'm on the bridge catch me god dammit i'm gonna jump from the side get on this other side go go look got you done [ __ ] man do we know where the next door is really need to shoot these guys right now but these aren't these stories unless you want to go for the same one again okay i got him oh my god oh [ __ ] that helicopter just crashed into that building what the [ __ ] is really oh my god we have like five helicopters after us holy [ __ ] the helicopters are just crashing into things he's gonna have a story to tell when he goes back to this oh nice layers all right doesn't do that let's go oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] just happened the [ __ ] is that girl oh god come on come on come on oh [ __ ] i'm gonna die what the [ __ ] is going on who's that lady don't don't get off this road don't get off this road okay are you sure about that are you sure about that i'm dead what happened your dead body was still dropping we flipped over a [ __ ] club look at all those [ __ ] cops man look at the cops they're going crazy back there yeah brock brock that's you that's you that's you that's you go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go right where are you we're coming back for you we're making a u-turn did you get the money hell yeah i'll come out back if you didn't get the money all right swat team swat team get out come out holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] the cop just got [ __ ] flattened we all died guys we all died yeah thanks to you it was my car that blew up all right good job you guys we robbed 11 stores in total and uh delirious there's your cut right there louie there's your cut and brock there's your cut oh never mind you don't get anything brock because i picked it up by accident i didn't get anything but the bonus round is we get to drive the original poop mobile yay and rob as many stores as we can all right here we go guys this is sudden death here comes here's the trouble is where the troll starts we got this we got this okay all right and that's the end of that [Music] [Music] get in that room over there okay [Music] oh we got dual monitors don't touch the monitors oh you got the new macbook oh my god oh my god okay get get out of the room get out of the room i'm afraid you're going to like start drooling all over my equipment i had a popsicle before i came here yeah yeah i'm going to get back and like the keyboard the mouse is going to be all sticky yeah hey guys i'm here hey you back door yeah get in that room back that way and you oh no you you and you shut the [ __ ] up and you who just finished eating those popsicle sticks yeah wait outside look look that guy's ugly that guy right there is ugly i'm gonna leave now exactly yeah he's gone he's i told him to wait outside cause he stinks look at that awesome see this guy right here look at it look at that don't listen to him you guys are both pointing at me i'm gonna put my finger in your ear hole i look really pissed off at you right now yeah dude why is your mouth open why is your mom's mouth open hey what are we here for we're here to rob the safety deposit box under the name h2o delirious yeah now i don't want you to rob we're here to rob knugle's piggy bank what you want to do is just lift your arm like this yeah yeah what do i press yeah do i press this is real life this is not a video game you point this way can you tell me how to do that that's my finger that guy doesn't know how to point that guy [Laughter] [Music] smell my finger all right let's do this let's start the heist this right here on the map that's where we want to be all right that's where we're wrapping the bridge why are we going in the middle of the desert because that's where the pink is this is where jungkook's mama is i gotta make a pit stop right there all right it's time so uh mr chris said we should talk about uh so get out of my apartment [Laughter] oh someone else is at the door hey hey what's up guys why did you bring a party clown i don't know he agreed to do it for free so okay wait how did this guy get back in my apartment i just shut the door is this the lucky guy [Music] it's not that type of mission okay the guy delirious that's the guy he's the lucky guy the clown and the guy in the green looks so unqualified for this job perfect qualified we're going to prison couldn't even say it perfect perfect qualified [Laughter] i know my ends are now of the prison okay i got an inside man his name is bubba you were inside her head yeah you were inside bubba you know the ins and out of bubba's [ __ ] hey look we didn't go over [Laughter] for i want my money [ __ ] you can't wear that i'm wearing that i was wearing that just pick something i don't know where uh my upper body is too hot and my lower body is too cold yeah he's way short oh yeah look at that who's the pilot who's the clown look at the hunchback all right ready to rob this bank and then those getting pumped up all right we're gonna get caught delirious we're not gonna get cut the police are gonna bring in a black light in the crime scene they're gonna find all your evidence look at the uh batman thing it's like moving the batman symbol what the batman is simple yeah it's falling off it's fun [Laughter] wow i mean that's what i get for buying that sticker from a dollar store yeah look at us we look ready we are ready we're ready we mean business we're here to [ __ ] [ __ ] up let's do it drop back yeah yeah grenade girl we're ready oh god oh god oh [ __ ] [ __ ] the guys are in here they're in here oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] watch out we're grenades [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no no i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm dead [Music] i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry hey look there's like a coke right there fantastic [ __ ] great good advertising okay you know what we could do you know how our vehicles besides vanosses are all bulletproof we could just sit in the car and shoot from it all right i got this guys i'm stuck we're here we're yeah yeah start shooting start killing start eating village spinach finish everybody kill them this is easy that is pretty easy get the guy in the car i got him yeah he did another one he did he did see this guy this guy dunzo see this guy in this room yeah you see these two guys back here why are you hiding huh there's another one there's another one right here oh all right there's one more guy one more guy one more guy one more guy see this guy see this guy over here see this guy in this suv see this guy you see this guy you see this guy you see this [ __ ] guy see these two guys see them they're still alive they're still alive yeah yeah now that's how we do it we're leaving god i'm so glad i suggested to use this armored car yeah yeah yeah you did it [Music] bronze delirious that was an awesome [ __ ] i'm the best i'm so good at this game [Music] i got my paper bag oh yeah that soda was so good yeah that's right boys we did it we don't need him yeah yeah yeah here we go yeah look at that ugly bastard all right boys look at that car look at this one right here oh all right guys we got here at the prison crap what happens if we get in the prison without the bus right guys all we have to do is drive to a [ __ ] boss how is his bus faster than us what's going on yeah yeah got him he's dead oh my god i'm a [ __ ] oh my god oh my god oh my god i can't get on the bus [Music] oh no a stupid [ __ ] i couldn't get [Laughter] what if you guys snipe him out snipe the driver or shoot him just shoot the driver shoot the driver okay i got he's dead he's there come on come on let's go get the kiddies smart come on come on come on let me hit the professor's getting away all right hey catch up you gotta go to school is that barney sick jump right here right here right here yeah all right yeah yeah why are you jacking off in the school box there's children here we're nervous i'm tired of this [ __ ] go left [Music] oh [Music] [Laughter] [ __ ] [ __ ] he's like the fat kid chasing the bus oh my god man come on let me in here [Music] bus in one piece that only took us five minutes yeah he's [ __ ] past the yellow cheese circle uh the other two circles right over here okay [Laughter] okay good job you're here for school louie hey it's this guy yeah i got i brought the bus i did it are you ugly [Music] oh yeah oh i didn't know i smoked yeah [Laughter] how do i smoke through the plastic bag there's no hole baking accept the job well i'm going in here i'm going in here what the [ __ ] the hell was that [Laughter] what happened i don't get it i don't get it i pulled the right trigger and we just exploded but i didn't have any oh it was weird what did you have oh no next time on gta 5 heist what's that evan we can be like that 22 jump street but i can i can be like my name is john don't you dare point at us huh you're under arrest not the cop you're the prisoner shut up i'm wearing a headset man they're definitely going to know something's up all right look how suspicious we look what the hell look at all the backpacks what am i why is that happening i have no clue let me just keep doing it what oh whoa you threw down three of them there wow they won't stop they won't stop there's so many backpacks this is so stupid this is amazing this is the greatest glitch ever all right guys we have figured out how to make multiple backpacks yeah quite possibly the best glitch ever it's uh helpful in so many situations they're growing up man they're girls i bet you my xbox is gonna freeze sliding oh my god i'm standing higher look how high i am okay give me a backpack which one do you want that one which one do you want that one hey do you guys have this backpack in a medium [ __ ] backpacks don't have sizes i just decided to spend all my earnings from the last heist on backpacks that's a good investment right there wait so you spent all your money on all these bags to put all the money you got into the bags exactly on my xbox pros yes we that's right what the [ __ ] who's this guy how [ __ ] does this guy come from who's this guy maybe because i'm stepping on the american backpack he got all [Laughter] last time on gta 5 heist douglas smell oh my god i'm a [ __ ] my god oh my god oh my god i can't get on the bus we're here good job guys oh yeah yeah i actually look like a cop so do i what's that evan we can be like that 22 jump street but i can i can be like i'm about as good as uh looking as uh is something tatum what's his name channing there's like tanning tatum channing you [ __ ] i thought you said tanning tatum oh look at those pigs all right let's go come on partner let's do this yeah you guys have to get a cop car oh that's easy goddammit hey do the siren sound oh hold on hold on i gotta put my helmet on first pull over the vehicle all right license and registration please oh [ __ ] hey he found out with the club hey hey get back here hey defender yeah i bet you we could do some sick stunts in this look at this oh my god what the hell did you just do that was amazing thanks man dang that was a cool wheelie look at this wheelie oh crap that was a really good queen it was really good that was a really good quilly really really really like like willy willy like willy willy what's your name again is your name willie my name is willie it's really really here they come this is it this is our opportunity all right we can prove ourselves here they come here let's go get him let's go get him let's go get him come on come on come on come on i'm just going to steal free coffee just going to [ __ ] it i'm gonna steal this cop card you guys look suspicious but what are you running for huh he's got something to hide shoot him what are you doing what is he doing hey guys freeze here we go we got him oh [ __ ] the cops hey hey what are you doing hey bro i'm visiting franklin living on the ground now get on the ground we forgot our handcuffs let's just get in the back of the car get in the back of this car okay [Music] we got your penis [Laughter] all right let me drive let me drive wait why can't i drive over here witty because i'm the driver well it looks like you're driving now i'm driving i'm sitting in your lap yeah we're we're partners man we're real players we take the warp pack are pretty serious we are actually sitting on top of each other this is not cool don't worry about it we're partners man you gotta go to the police station now all right we're going to the police station okay here we go here we go here we go i don't know how we can act natural when we're sitting on each other's laps okay all right here we go act natural okay don't do anything stupid all right don't do it okay i'm going out just act calm act calm going over here yeah yeah over here good evening officers good evening i'm i i am one of you guys okay they bought it they bought it they bought it all right we're worried act naturally just act natural act natural act natural all right okay need to take the bus schedule or very important police i got it i got it we got to get in the police car you got it okay okay okay okay okay oh [ __ ] who was not acting natural oh crap oh we've been compromised crap we've been compromised uh we lost it's over no no no everything's fine everything's fine you're so [ __ ] dead i'm in a jail cell you're in the jail there's a hooker in the jail what the heck what get out of there you're my power i'm trying to i'm trying to kill two birds with one stone i'm i'm coming up oh [ __ ] [ __ ] no wow i was just trying to be a good guy and save the lady stop texting dude hold on a guy text my wife tell her i'm going to die today it's depressing [Applause] see that knicks game pretty good right yeah sports sports yeah don't you love being a policeman i love it too the donuts are my favorite part of the job i got it i got it i got it is this it yeah that's it okay come on come on come on just run just run just run this one just run naturally run naturally we're naturally running we're just jogging yeah there we go there we go there we go where the [ __ ] did the cop get the first time what the [ __ ] there we go destroy the people oh yay because that was just to get the schedule keep pouring it on there no glove all right we're doing good we're destroying it real good right now just kind of like fire resistant or something keep pouring it on keep it going all right how did you survive that that was a miracle no all right good job right take the schedule to the planning room [Music] and take off this sweaty outfit all right good job glad we did it on our first try all right look at joe yeah there's the bus schedule could have just checked it up online but whatever brian's [ __ ] i made it what's up what's up no glue what's up van off what's up louie hi i totally haven't been seeing you for the last two hours yeah who the hell is this guy he's your date that's bubba yeah just finished [ __ ] himself like 10 minutes ago [Music] i look bored as [ __ ] i really look confused yeah are confused just their idea where you are and why you're here i i think i'm applying for a job at walmart yeah we all got glasses we look cool not you you and your ugly brown suit we all love glasses he comes out with no glasses all right we have to go to the ladder oh we're gonna have to snipe all right we're almost there we're almost there we gotta get in the vantage point oh here we go all right guys this is it this is it let's go up this ladder and [Applause] we're here that was great why are you wearing that stupid mask it's a good mask oh we have to wait till they arrive [Music] out of the car you got this you gotta snipe them you snipe the suitcase guy i'll snipe the other guy all right three two one wait wait i'm not ready ah oh [ __ ] you're running away i got him i got him don't let him down that's that's right i got him hey come on gotta go down come on we can do this parachute [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] all right all serious now guys stop scratching you guys you guys just killed two people you got too excited and just jumped off the roof i forgot about physics for the last five seconds of that mission all right i got this i got this i got this who do you got who do you got hold on hold on let me let me ah did you seriously fall off oh my god oh my god [ __ ] i'm sorry this is our time this is our moment all right seriously sorry i'm sorry you didn't even follow the street on my screen we got this we got this we got this okay okay all right okay okay i got the guy shooting the suit guy no i'm doing it no i got it i'm already locked on it already locked down he locked on all right three i already shot him oh my god you didn't i got the other prosecutor you got him i got the other one okay now we gotta take out the cops oh [ __ ] oh we're getting shot [ __ ] this is this is bad this is bad don't die don't die some guy died earlier and that's why we already fell off the roof yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that guy yeah yeah this is how we do it let's get coming up the ladder you coming off the ladder he is coming up the ladder oh this is awkward this is awkward me and the cop are just chilling on this ladder come here this is really awkward let me just fart and kill this cop um sir i'm i'm trying to get down could you could you please make me all right could you kind of could you kind of move i need to get down there thank you hold on they're here they're here they're here they're here we came to help we don't need your help he jumps off i got this noble i got this i got this guy come on go get him go get him i got it get him we're going i'm going in get all the way go on die no one died go get the briefcase that's the reason i see you guys get in my vehicle get in my vehicle let me in i'm about to die protect me protect me protect me protect me protect me i got it i got the briefcase here good job let's go let's go get this gate we have to escape head down head down left to the left left left down hundreds [Applause] i'm starting to believe you're not batman i'm not batman i'm a night owl and i believe you're not a night owl oh now you just crossed the line we just went over both those cars now do you believe i'm night owl you're definitely not all i'm sorry i didn't believe you looks pretty good rock and roll that's pretty awesome and over louise yeah we did it wow that was easy yeah we made that a lot more difficult than it needed to be oh yeah this is the finale if there's more oh yeah this was the last one oh [ __ ] i thought i was going to go to sleep now we got to break into prison and break that guy out of prison and then get a plane and fly him out the rafi clown just got out of prison so he shouldn't have a hard time blending in okay all the officers there they know me speak soon what was that a little shoulder shake wait a minute why is and give it to us or add it to yourself [ __ ] that i'm not doing this for nothing all right i wanted a little pear and working walmart all right we can give him still laughing [Music] the clown specifically said he would do this for free no i didn't you said it at the start i want some [ __ ] money community service hours isn't it kind of suspicious that you look like a clown and you're supposed to be a guard all right here we go here we go here we go yeah they're listening they think they think i'm one of them park inside the prison okay they're they got a searches excuse me sir i'm bringing the prisoner in don't let them see your face pain right all right nothing to see here sir we're gonna get caught we're not getting caught we're getting caught i should have you're the prisoner shut up i'm wearing a headset man they're definitely gonna know something's up all right look at this look how suspicious we look look how beautiful that your partner over here has some face paint hey what's up what's up billy what's up what's up joey these are my friends these are my friends right here hey he's firing out oh my god oh my god you stupid clown sorry oh okay all right all right all right all right all right all right okay this is not the real way we're supposed to do this we gotta go here we're gonna get it we gotta take a left i'm dead i'm done i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead god damn it i want to do this properly well i don't know how can we do this properly maybe not shooting at the other guards clown all right i'm going to get him i'm dead i got him i'm dead oh my [ __ ] [ __ ] man we are here sweating our dicks off and you were there [ __ ] getting finger blasted into prison this is delirious's fault all right he went up to the policeman and started making animal balloons [ __ ] clown potential cut zero dollars oh my god this is this is oh man i better do my job all right here we go okay we got this make sure you take your your headset off make sure you take the earpiece out of here all right we just got one [Laughter] jacob when i was on a helicopter okay bracelet there take off the headset now these are real man these are yeah let's go let's go let's go walk with a straight line prisoner i wish i could hit you in the back of the head make it look more realistic careful be careful yep yep all right i'm just uh fine just walking to the prisoners how how why okay okay okay here we go here we go here we go no it's not the headset it was the headphone it wasn't the headset they saw to just say it was like that's not a prisoner we are going to do this we are going to break this guy out of here nice nice nice nice all right then we're going to let him free down the stairs run run run run run run i found him he's here he's here he's here oh there he is what the hell happened to you man get out of him take this gun take this gun run walter let's [ __ ] go walk your way come on we need to cook [Music] come on walter this way audrey you're gonna cook me some good blue candy i was promised blue candy and [ __ ] oh god i'm about to die don't die don't die don't die eat some snacks get some snacks eat some snacks y'all want more light we got one more guys don't worry again don't die delirious don't [ __ ] die don't die oh there i i dropped it i got it i got it i got it i got it i gotta drink it drink it nice hurry up stop smoking cigarettes you [ __ ] it stop it won't stop [ __ ] oh my god you're gonna die [Music] come on walter white we're gonna escape all right he's coming he's running full speed right now you have to leave a present this way this way follow me just follow me guys follow me oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] they're shooting at me shooting at me they're shooting at me shooting at me shooting escort uh development where's vellum yeah i'm the place guys go to the airfield yeah i'll get me out i got you covered from going to the airplane coming from here oh my god come on oh nice guys nice we got helicopter support he's landing get in get in get in come on come on come on all right get out of the [ __ ] [Music] this is the guy always [ __ ] catches us hey oh [ __ ] where's he oh oh he is staring at you what the [ __ ] oh my come on here we go here we go here we go here we go are you driving yeah [ __ ] it okay all right what why get him back get it back shut the [ __ ] door walk get in again here we go there you go i'm in let's go let's go let's go let's go yes we got this help them out prison break get ready guys we're we're on our way [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it come on oh my god straight straight to the left straight through the left all right we're gonna do them out bam got him i got him i killed the driver i killed the driver you're good you're good yeah we're here we're here we go there's a rat right there on the right good job no good good job um jump out no what we gotta go oh my god they're still chasing us yes yes the jumpers we need oh i'm useful now go ahead kill the [ __ ] choppers oh we got this we're losing the cops we're listening right now we're losing the cops good [ __ ] yeah what are you guys going to do with your cut of money [ __ ] you i should jump on the plane right now i am looking forward to my snickers bar i can't wait i'm so hungry this is the drop zone i'm going down look we're all we all have to drop oh we're gonna let you jump out right now go [ __ ] jump out jump out guys jump out i am god go clown i'm going i'm not dying on the beach let me out let me out let me know i'm [ __ ] flying no no no you're just gonna fly away you're gonna fly us away yeah i seem to arrive at them yeah yeah you gotta pick us up no go you gotta be useful all right this is yeah all right we did it yeah i hope walter white knew how to fly a plane he just crashed immediately into the water well that was a hell of a mission we're still not over we're gonna actually be sweating in real life you know if we die right now we have to practice [ __ ] we're done oh we got it yeah we got it roll the credits we're gonna do a celebration yes [Laughter] hey we're here we need your best clothes to rob a bank in yeah oh sick yeah that's [ __ ] cool [ __ ] the outfit really brings out the color in your eyes man yeah it does you know how fast we're gonna get caught if we rob a bank like this they'll never know we're there to clean the toilets okay all right all right i'm done i'm done let's go rob a bank let's do this let's do this let's go [ __ ] man are you wearing an entire bulletproof suit hell yeah let's do this you look like you're ready to go to [ __ ] space man you're going to be the first clown to ever go into space you actually look like a float clown like like like i lost my job clown yeah wow you look stupid you look like a clown in a business suit and he's wearing snow pants i'm ready what are you ready for to rob toys r us yeah you look like you're going to a call of duty ghost lan party or something what the hell it's on my face that's fruit roll-up you're wearing fruit roll-ups they told me i would run out of fruit rolled up but they were wrong they were very wrong i'm licking the cheese off of the side of this bag right now it's great are you ready oh you me you you how do i point to myself are you ready to earn some money so you have enough to afford some clothes hold on i'm trying to point to myself do the hold on wait it's time to make some money dude i've i got like 700 what 700 where did all my money go oh i bought that car that's right i'm like i should have over a million dollars but i have seven hundred thousand i forgot i bought that big-ass car it's okay i've discovered where the money went crisis averted it seems i was stupid it blew it all [ __ ] buying important things like clothes you ready this guy's this guy's new around here who's you you i'm not you what's your qualifications pig my qualifications yeah what have you done to get here you guys have done all these you sound so like intimidated i haven't done any of these look this is my swag outfit tyler you look fuzzy you look [ __ ] stupid nice hat man thanks it's called a bowler hat i call it a baller hat ebola hat oh a baller hat thanks nice hat thanks i've got ebola i got my hip my hipster outfit look at this face hold on let me get it first person should we not have like a thing talking about like delirious where delirious is walking no one cares what to listen like he got the thing to be funny like he got stuck in prison he went back in prison for the new guy look how every knuckle's character is [Music] [Music] you just said he did you don't know that he's not dead more than likely dead he got hit by a car yeah i think he got run over by gonorrhea hello people i think you'll like this it pays a lot nicer he's like putting his junk in the guy's face my diaper looks extra white today hey look at me we're like brothers no we're not yeah you're just adopted yeah i'm the adopted one you look like your dad was a human and your mom was a pit bull hey where'd your helmet go man that that weird guy that was in the heist room stole it look at our bodyguard [Music] that doesn't make me feel confident at all just because he gave himself the title of superhero i really don't have any faith in her bodyguard maybe i should be the body i'll be the bodyguard oh i'll be the [ __ ] bodyguard i'm here for a reason all right wait you're not taking me i'm not cleaning my spot i'm leaving i'm not a bodyguard anymore look there's the guy who stole my helmet i can't change i can't change my outfit and i don't have my pick mask on this is horse [ __ ] you ready for this transaction i'm ready to give them the goods yeah yeah yeah they can have one of these and another one of these who is this guy what did you do with wildcat [ __ ] you're disgusting [Laughter] oh it coming in you're here oh [ __ ] oh maxell's down it's time boys it's time check out the agents it's time we're going straight for the rpg jesus they're coming from all directions oh [ __ ] quick wildcat put on your mask hold on i'm gonna die get in get in get in go go go go go go go go move you need to move you need to go going grenades oh no we can't figure it out right behind us what is that guy doing oh that was kind of crazy we're just going to keep throwing grenades he's like just don't worry guys i got us covered stop throwing grenades man they're not grenades or potatoes look at this crooked [ __ ] i think they shot the c4 in my hand get in the car i'm coming you're taking this opportunity to steal some free beer the fridge is going to be stocked for months i just cut out the part where i [ __ ] up just transition to this pair so we're not having two separate vehicles it's not going from a green car to this like grey sedan all right we did it we made it easy yeah we found a little circle what the [ __ ] go nice you got it there's the codes good job boys well done hold on do you guys think i'll have enough time to get some yogurt and banana no you're gonna choose one all right i'm gonna choose the yogurt then what the [ __ ] was that did you say lebron james lebron james okay listen up that last heist was okay it wasn't good but it was okay we still got a few things to work out now we gotta steal two trucks you guys ready i'm ready i got a feed i got a penny which one i got you i like you someone asks if i like you and be like ah i like you we did number one all right number one was right there okay yeah if you know if you look closely look hold on i figured this [ __ ] out pay attention now look right yeah yeah number two is right there yeah right yeah i figured that [ __ ] out all on my own oh [ __ ] this guy's a gun oh yeah he killed the pig he killed the pig stole the helmet finished my yogurt good for you man for the place just coming out behind us just we're going we're going for a heist and noble just got off work oh god stop looking at me all right now he looks like he's in love with you i'm gonna make some yogurt no no what are you doing though like it looks like he has to he looks like he has to piss really yeah why is your leg shaking nervous you're nervous he's like guys i don't know if we should do this it looks like we just picked up the janitor from the last building told him to throw on a ski mask wait wait wait they don't know we're here they don't know we're here they're [ __ ] known now oh my god they know it now oh my god here we go epic yeah blow everything up yeah i'm going for the charger no i'm gonna die i'm gonna die c4 stuck on engine [Music] make up your goddamn mind i want that guy should it really be the guy dressed in all yellow that's something what are you shooting at uh helicopter oh yeah took him down go on hey you want to turn on the gun wildcat yeah i want to do the gun all right go ahead take it how do i do it let's go ahead hold on hold on oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no no oh thank you you saved me take your time sound like we're getting there you go piggy i'm getting shot up it's time no no no don't fall out okay all right that's a tree don't worry i'll shoot it down he's gonna fall out i'll take it from here out of the way [ __ ] way come on give this to me oh yeah yeah [ __ ] him up oh my god there's a lot of them i told you it'd be nice let's slow down i'm gonna blow up all these cars oh you're gonna blow them all up all right come and get it boys come on in here we go damn he won down two down yeah you died gonna kill this random guy on a motorcycle because i can just throw that let's go i got him yeah i'm going to take it just go ahead and take it don't cut [Laughter] you're all bloody [Music] all right i want to end my recordings real quick wait before you no you're not looking no glass tie it's made out of wood i mean it's a wooden tie and he painted it blue not wooden fall asleep just sitting there look at him i got a lazy eye i don't think there's anything right about your character i'll give you the stinker are you sure you don't have lipstick on your character it looks like you ate lipstick i'm trying to put it on you ate it oh i just kissed a girl and made love to her okay no one's gonna believe that trust me no one believes you getting any last time on gta 5 heist look this is my swag outfit tyler you look [ __ ] st you look [ __ ] stupid hold on look at this crooked [ __ ] logan what happened yeah i'm going for the truck i'm going for the truck oh no i'm going to die i'm going to die out of the way all right let's go [Music] yeah celebration dive so far hey your vest kind of matches your pants no glue is trying to get into a club like that noble showed up to the wrong meeting i'm gonna wear this so i'll blend in with really bright areas i can't think of anything you would have to blend into being that yellow i'm gonna wear this just in case we have to ride on the top of a school bus okay where's that [ __ ] bike oh my god it's riding by itself hey look there's another one here another truck this is so weird what the [ __ ] i don't understand that was weird as [ __ ] hey we gotta be stealthy okay for this mission yeah yeah yeah for sure 100 once again that's why we chose to wear this clothing wildcats hoping they have some sort of catering service so you could blend it that out can be a walking banana no glove just act like you're lost okay act like you thought this was a disney cruise exactly perfect i could put on my paper bag mask and impress all the children with my super powers i don't think children are going to be on this military boat noga yeah military children why do they why do you think they call them the infantry [Music] let's do this you know you're like not going to go back deadly just like all right that was a funny joke and then he just keeps going in boys i'm still trying to drive in cinematic mode so i'm kind of shitty yeah we're here we are here [ __ ] jumping out go put on the paper bag here we go oh did you get back down the stairs why why here wait here stop stop no push go here we go here we where oh jesus christ he just ran in full speed oh [ __ ] he like puts on his paper bag they'll never see me [Laughter] i'm so sorry i'm [ __ ] there he is well they definitely know we're here oh he's where the [ __ ] you all back there [ __ ] well you didn't rush like an idiot that's why oh that's smart oh you're [ __ ] we gotta run in rambo's diet [ __ ] there's a lot of them oh my god oh my god oh my god i don't want to die don't want to die don't want to die okay here i got your camera oh yeah there's a lot there's a lot going on you know this commentary on what's happening there's a lot of things going on all right we're here we're at the checkpoint right here this guy here's yeah i got it i got it i got it all right i'm getting [Applause] i can't find a jet oh my god there's so many other jets pigs fly now's your chance to show them let's go all right guys guys i know it's a bad time though how'd you shoot hey oh wow [ __ ] it please open your instruction manual where are you going come on get that jet uh guys i'm missing a wing i'm missing a wing a back wing i'm missing a back wing how it happened i have no idea how it happened i think i think it was just a defective plane are you i'm serious are you serious are you serious also yours is a bit detective the engine seems dude you're smoking there's no way you're gonna make it it's it's fine okay everything seems a okay i believe in you i believe in you oh my god what the [ __ ] is that everything's a okay then i just see an explosion down in the bottom right why did you die bad engineering yeah poorly built planes oh yeah here we go jerry can for the win boys i [ __ ] saw that this is practice shots yeah of course watch oh hey all of us are so serious that he's just different that stupid [ __ ] face i like to put gas on stuff who's taking the actual plane he's taking the real plane louie should take it i'm gonna take the [ __ ] [ __ ] yet let me know when you guys are ready because as soon as i get into it it's going to trigger the plane sticker oh my gosh you could die for my rpg nope you're not gonna be able to take a shower i haven't showered like two days all right all serious now hey hey what what oh [Music] he drives into the [ __ ] tower on the goddamn that was actually not on purpose can i take the actual plane i'm good at that one no you're not you were the first one who took it we failed on that one but we got the furthest when he was in it that that one was like spinning and zapping around you got two oh god holy [ __ ] jesus they took me down wait wait no i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine oh my god i'm scared not evidence he's not gonna make it you're on fire this is my nose okay this is nice power flying to the end man let's fly to the end okay will do that was scary man i shouldn't have been just waiting there in hover mode oh my god they're shooting at me they're shooting at me they're shooting at me they got me i i'm gonna die anyway there we go jesus christ they were really good that time is really bad coming in they're coming in you're coming in they're coming in they're coming in they're coming in and coming in coming in coming in shut them up somebody in accounting come on baby give this to me give it to me give it to me give it to me oh no don't crash i think i got one yeah i got one boy had a boy oh my god louie come on i got this guy i got this guy he's so let's get into a cool formation now come on you guys oh [ __ ] that that's not complicated just we all go home oh my god evan evan we almost [ __ ] up holy [ __ ] evan you're right there don't mess this whoa what the hell was that that scared the [ __ ] out of me that sounds so loud when you get shot yeah it's scary [ __ ] emma that's the land [ __ ] my life i got it i got it i got it you do got it i got it i got it i got it and perfect yeah yeah this is some end game pyrotechnics yeah yeah we got it bam whoa all to get up a cat cage just look at his face i got bags under my eyes look like i've been doing [ __ ] drugs evan looks like he's 12. milk was nowhere to be found he's [ __ ] taking a [ __ ] in the woods somewhere yeah come on yeah what come on you got a bronze you automatically got a bronze when you showed up with the jerrycan [Music] yeah excuse me folks there we go nice and snug knock the pig out of the back nice and sneaky instead just throw some grass or something potatoes don't die please don't die super vulnerable do not die piggy why did you choose to sit in the back i don't know it's more fun oh [ __ ] i haven't taken the signals there's a lot of damage though oh jesus you ran into a tanker holy ghost i'm no i shot my big carcass into the [ __ ] water i'm taking whoever this is this is mine that's nice it's mine are you [ __ ] smelly pig i hope you get [ __ ] caught in a slaughterhouse you prick going in full speed here we go that's fine [ __ ] smelly [ __ ] i hope you get slaughtered in a [ __ ] slaughterhouse oh [ __ ] i'm gonna die we can't go through the closing side guys i have to run all the way past all these people run fast everything is cool no it's not cool here comes the chopper and it's gonna shoot missiles at us here we go i got him i got him i got him i got him he [ __ ] shot me oh wow really oh i did get him god damn it he just blasted me immediately yeah evan why would you i just wanted to get to the other side of the helicopter oh my god all right this is it boys i didn't wear some [ __ ] knickers on my head for nothing what did you just say he's going down going down he's going down he's going down what come on there we go he's going down got him i chewed him if i could looks like he's got some [ __ ] in his ass no i got it's a celebration each time we hire one new guy first we had that stupid guy with a paper bag on his head then we got that guy with a sock on his head here's the plan number one go to the valkyrie number two go get gummy worms are you ready ready gummy worms oh yeah cinematic mode yeah cinematic this [ __ ] yeah holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] yeah i landed it okay oh cinematic shortcut to the left big jump right there what there we go shortcut right there that's water that's that's a shortcut that's a shortcut that's water that's water yeah that's that's that's that's jesus see thank god i didn't go full throttle oh no no no no no no no no no no no no here comes the shortcut oh yeah oh my gosh that was a shortcut yeah [ __ ] this guy we're not supposed to be shooting right now you guys louie you missed 100 of the shots you don't take wayne gretzky oh my gosh we're gonna get [ __ ] if you believe in yourself you could achieve anything johnny karate here we go look down look down look down you're gonna see how the lights go off look here's the emp look nice emp activated going in okay i'm about to land i'm about to land and [ __ ] did you really almost jeopardize everything and land it i made it all right whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't damage the chopper we're gonna go through this quick all right we're gonna go through this quick i gotta blow this up oh you wanna put a c4 charge has been planted [Music] no more messing around looks like some systems are running oh [ __ ] you generally [Music] careful is my middle name [ __ ] oh [ __ ] there's four there we go oh my god oh money that's your money oh yeah 31 here we go bam easy easy easy peasy lemon cheesy i thought it was easy we're in their base yes get in there the balls deep in the science lab yeah put your balls in their kill this [ __ ] guy kill this guy oh he's not dead what are these green things these are keypads what do we do okay on the count of three we have to simultaneously put our key card into the pad ready okay okay okay one three apple [Music] what we gotta count to three hold on you ready i'm ready [Music] okay one two three go oh okay we'll count at the same time okay three two one oh i know why this isn't working this is the pokemon card okay take out the key card hold on okay on on go one two three four five i'm gonna die i'm gonna die perfect shoot at the guys in the courtyard like the best yes okay okay we gotta find the gummy worms where is it where is it where is it go over here i can smell them i what are you doing let me see katy perry nudes download it let's go all right we're about to tweet the [ __ ] out oh [ __ ] what is that oh god they're here they're here go go go go go go we gotta move we gotta move we gotta move come on we're coming home no glass okay look at that we got it we gotta equip our rebreathers okay our rebreathers oh yeah yeah i got it i got it there we go this looks cool oh my god what the hell is going on outside [ __ ] shooting people sounds like the first scene of tropic thunder outside let's go i can't see [ __ ] oh here we go hurry the [ __ ] up it's not a race okay it's not oh my god it is a race i'm running out of air hurry the [ __ ] up we're swimming as fast as we can what the hell was that [Music] how come bubbles are coming out of your pants i'm farting yes we're here all right boys come on the last stretch we made it you need to signal them now look up golf where where is it in the air [Music] shooting a bunch of flares oh it's over there it's over there behind over there one count over here you see the fireworks [Music] we're proud of you here we go no don't lay in the water jesus why is that on fire wait a second oh wait there's more wait there's not over here look at that chopper oh no oh [ __ ] take him out take him out this one straight ahead come on yes nice shooting missiles they hit us we took it like a champ can take a few hits with missiles oh i see one i see one get him get him get him get him oh we almost ran right into it i don't want to die but i don't want to die i know then shut up i can't hit him time to eat some casserole it was all worth this boys good job everyone when i ran agents in the field i had to entrap them cajole them threaten them with deportation now apparently all you got to do is give him a couple bucks and a few kind words kitty perry i guess there really is no accounting for stupidity but i'm serious now as stupid as you are you are not going to talk about what happened here because your usefulness to us well i just ran into it for god's sake i hope you're professional enough to get rid of the evidence oh grenade of course oh wait was that the whole heist that was it that's it that's that's why we even steal any perry's nudes no it's for real though like what did we actually steal yesterday i was just a janitor hey i'm coming out with a sammy chub dude i missed it holy [ __ ] i just see a bunch of dead strippers oh my [ __ ] god that was so awe what are you doing i don't know why are you standing in the other direction i'm doing that on my screen all right let's do this i'm doing that on my screen oh [ __ ] he's still doing it what's wrong one day i'm gonna be a real boy jeez he's begging the door hard as [ __ ] hey trevor my uncle albert one of these two retards behind him got your weapon it's okay look at uncle's face he's so scared he's so dirty man nogo looks like he loves him that's why i'm wearing overalls he's looking at a guy showing the whiteboard they're playing charades without the sound what do you think they're doing what do you think they are doing [Laughter] [Music] oh look at me and no one was sitting next to each other like how pissed off while his mind no glue looks [ __ ] stoned i'm prepared with this [ __ ] [ __ ] next to me who's been smoking pot all day clearly fresh off 420.420. let's go we're going we're going to a party because we have to have a party that's why trevor came his birthday is coming up soon we need to get some supplies with him my god i made a hell of a first impression at this party let's just crash the helicopter into the [ __ ] boat i'm almost dead we know how to crash give me subscribers give me subscribers but they have so much coke on the boat why didn't we just go to target oh no oh [ __ ] pig noob he shot me in the dick yeah you pig noob oh [ __ ] how do i use this on pc how do i go up how do i go up hey you [ __ ] kick you bloody wankers these mostly men are distracting me from children nice jump that was sick coming on where are you at oh jesus i'm here to party oh [ __ ] yeah let's start this party oh i'm not going to survive i'm on the very top oh [ __ ] oh my oh my god go go go go move move move move oh in here i think so all right all right deliver the call to the warehouse oh that's great we have to swim all the way back no no come to the back of the boat we have some jet skis [Music] get these people in the jet ski in front of us i get them oh my god oh my god that dude is flying all right we're gonna get up over here okay or get off over here right talk to you later no you hit his skull on the cement what the [ __ ] did you guys go into this tunnel the train's going the train's going come on get the train we just missed it there's a train coming right side oh [ __ ] oh no [Applause] why do you have a baseball we have to start all the way from here yep hey guys good news is we got the chopper back bad news is we've been playing for an hour and don't have this first part done i know i just came back from a baseball game that's why we have a baseball bat we're asking that earlier tyler were you watching it i was i was actively involved i'm actually the the swinger for the la lick the swinger he's the swinger for the what ellie lakers [Music] there are so many things wrong with what you just said remember he's only been in america i just got back from a baseball game oh yeah were you watching it no i'm the swinger for the makers first of all swinger like that's not a position i made so many touchdowns you guys should have seen on any touchdowns i had that game for the lakers okay land the chopper we need it we need it i'm gonna park it in the hot tub why would you park your right oh good oh [ __ ] oh my god i can't get old come on we're just so close to shooting each other look at that watch it no no you're gonna shoot the pig you can calm down gonna deliver that coke to the party and bam wow this is a sketchy ass party [Music] here's your coca-cola boom coca-cola [ __ ] yeah coca-cola in a box yeah oh he's there's a cooler for it yeah he's putting it in the cooler we forgot to get ice hey hey do you you guys know this guy right here he's a guy giving a thumbs up you know him no i don't know who the [ __ ] that is what the [ __ ] is like i have no idea who he is who the [ __ ] are you you know me i don't [ __ ] know who did you guys want him to play heist with us no definitely not [ __ ] okay come on you know me no we don't no we don't no i don't know you you look like you're sick of your damn job looks like he was born two days ago as a like he looks like he came out of the womb a full-grown human hey will you were you two [ __ ] ready up oh wait hold up what's wrong with his left eye [Music] nothing wrong with my left eye why oh wait if they go a bit droopy there it's very droopy all the fumes from the trash is getting to my head it looks like he looks like he's about to pass out at any second oh i can change i want to be this one i want to be this one look at my tattoo in my left arm wait what's the other outfit what's the other outfit there it is ah you're stuck with it oh man god i'm dressed the same as girl [ __ ] look at us no go look at us we look like professionals yes right [ __ ] i can't knock you off because we got an iron grip from all the wanking he said that i didn't say that wait wait wait back up back up back up back up back up back up look there's a pair of shoes there's two pairs of shoes up there do that hear that why are you like you're gonna grab them though yeah where are the shoes i don't see them yeah i'm on the wire the vegas collectors are gonna be doing their own soon hurry up and make a pickle what oh sweet we can pick up garbage i got this one you get the other one yeah let's try it back you get that one here we go here we go perfect looking [ __ ] suspicious so i become a garbage man we collect garbage going on strike [ __ ] you he's just drinking beer going on strike i'm sick of this job i want to raise three times my wage okay all right 25 cents it is get in i get drunk during a heist we're about to find out jesus man we have a time limit of five minutes come on work for that paycheck man i was working for that paycheck really you're gonna earn that 25 cent oh my i want another raise what's my wage now getting a mighty 26 cents 24 take it or leave it [Music] that's how you negotiate no glow you tell them something way higher than what you're willing to pay and they'll be like no that's too much and they'll go down that's how you negotiate oh my god this voice crack killed me [ __ ] you [ __ ] she's trying to smell a negotiate [Laughter] luis shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up i know i've got a dino i'm gonna die don't let me die let's go get her [ __ ] my face that was epic where'd this guy come from oh man it's gonna be a sick party yeah coca-cola and pop rocks oh they're coca-cola and mentos that's what they are yeah oh i know what they're going to do oh yeah they're going to do like the epic coca-cola mentos challenge oh man my [ __ ] gods wow i managed to get an ugly mask i prefer that over your actual face oh [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] but boats and hoes we gotta swim stealth boats and hoes both hoes [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] boats all right time to be all stealthy without alerting them silence island's weapon on him evan surprise [ __ ] hit him with a booty oh oh we're done don't say that don't say that [ __ ] man this is actually pretty intense the point is scary got him got him got him last guy last guy yeah job you guys oh he was on my screen telling you guys this party's gonna be sick we have coca-cola mentos and action figures no these are extra boxes of potatoes extra boxes of cheese and onions potatoes they're cheese and onion don't forget the flavor is this [ __ ] we're talking about random [ __ ] oh my gosh all right it's charades with ron again here he goes what's he doing this time i don't want the doorstep oh look at that oh sick guys pepto-bismol [Music] [Applause] taco bell so we're going to need those now is your heartburn indigestion upset stomach diarrhea get in my [Music] [ __ ] car in my fiat ford ferrari [Music] lamborghini oh yes yes we just did a [ __ ] ton of flips shortcuts taking shortcuts you don't understand ladies and gentlemen shortcuts [ __ ] yeah that was sick shortcut all i know is i'm getting into the weed first this may have been the shortcut that [ __ ] i'm getting your benson getting your bench up these guys won't stop all right i'm in i'm in all right you're the janitor no go so you got to clean up remember that yeah wildcat getting the benson right now talking about suck my ass all right i'm in it no look at this [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here no go i don't want to die you got to be careful america oh yeah go excellent trucks you go guys great teamwork yeah i can't believe no good died though yeah it's a big game look we're gonna play jenga he's like i can't [ __ ] wait to play this at the party [Laughter] crazy [ __ ] party never been to a party before we just need a clown well we've got coke i know just the man we got we got coke mentos potatoes the world's game of jenga uh-huh and now now what are we getting meth just no no no hidden pg item for this one just [ __ ] meth this is [ __ ] that [ __ ] that'll ruin your life all we have to do is take them out inside and outside silently no doesn't matter you can go all out then let's get her done [Music] destruction distraction yeah if you shout out louder even louder distraction there you go there you go now they have no idea what the [ __ ] going on it sounds like you're saying destruction let's go [ __ ] they have shotguns rocket launchers all right let's go let's go i'm just a match don't burn i think it's right here like they kicked it right here oh that's chilly oh [ __ ] it's chilly hey what's up [ __ ] basement to this place why am i getting hurt from outside oh yourself of their own right here [ __ ] the [ __ ] down i think we got it we gotta ch [ __ ] is pizza on the list we're getting one we're ordering it oh okay okay okay fair enough we're getting demeanor no where are we doing it yeah distraction you know what i'm going straight in the house going through the [ __ ] house i got your car i got your car go go go evan you know this is going to be way easier if we didn't start with our life dying [ __ ] gone in the middle oh my god our lives died gone in the mirror oh you guys come here sit down [ __ ] sit down sit oh [ __ ] [ __ ] no i pressed cover and then i ran in the wrong direction oh why does he just let us steal the tanker and skip that part i don't understand because when you clear out the whole house um that's the next checkpoint so we passed the last part okay yeah you [ __ ] idiot no no did we get the math he looked so funny in the tanker got a full tank full of meth this guy's about to drink it it's not a hose it's a straw all right we're out is he moving it from one tanker to the other how much [ __ ] sense does that make yeah we got coke and then we got mentos okay we got uh potatoes sponge potatoes [Music] are the world's largest game of jenga and then some hardcore methamphetamine yeah okay yeah okay just to make sure this party doesn't suck so and we got this action figure this is uh trevor's present yes that's trevor's birthday present this is all for trevor's birthday this guy's [ __ ] losing his mind trevor's gonna be here really a minute we gotta hide he's looking for the clown he wants to know where the clown's at also i need some of that bath you dude you know where are you with the bulldog face holy [ __ ] look how scared we are i don't know i've never been to a party before no i'm not ready what the [ __ ] you can change that [ __ ] [ __ ] that no give me my twenty five percent let me on party there's five percent [Music] i worked too hard to get a 9.57 kd deal yeah there we go all right i'm good wait did i say i was good [Applause] i saw that number go down ugly you have 20 seconds to raise your cup by explaining why go i don't want to be poor and ugly i'm okay being ugly but if i'm poor too i'll have no chance that's okay that's okay eighty thousand dollars that could buy me a woman oh no come on come on how are you going to get a transvestite [Laughter] that's trevor happy birthday guys look there's the game of jenga someone just lost it someone was already playing jenga they lost pretty bad damn it's going to take a long time to reset right oh we have to protect the the birthday supplies stay in the back we need to stay with protect the birthday supplies guys you didn't rsvp on facebook i don't care that i knew you in high school you're not coming to the party oh [ __ ] it's the twitch guys they weren't invited the o'neills we didn't kill all of them oh no oh they came back from the gangsters die bikers more bikers more bikers if you're not a clown we will open fire follow me okay we're gonna leave i'll show you where to go here we go you guys we have two shoppers damn all the cops no they're not the cops just really rich people who want to crash the party [ __ ] this guy he wasn't invited yeah [ __ ] that nerd oh [ __ ] that's you wild kid [ __ ] that guy i'm invited stop it no jesus you guys weren't invited stop driving on this road you know you're trying to crash our party who posted our [ __ ] party invite in like the biker facebook group nogla went to like the harley-davidson facebook group and just posted our party on there the address and the room what the [ __ ] that body just fell out of the sky is there a helicopter oh [ __ ] they have the worst taxes why did it take us this way this is weird we're so close don't play that biker he ran right into the fence wait for it wait for it wait for it wait for look at the time oh 4 20. we're here yes did we do it now i'm departed yeah happy birthday no problem man we don't we don't mind doing this for a good buddy look at look at look at he has one gift for nogla one gets my nobles back i don't know where they went even though it's his birthday all my used condoms and underwear in there i like to reuse condoms yeah [Music] wait what the [ __ ] is this another cutscene what's this he's playing with the toys [Laughter] yeah if you came for what you ordered yeah i have him good oh trevor is going to sell all the presents we got him that's kind of a shitty thing to do he's going to sell the giant game of jenga yeah [ __ ] that was tough to find there is the money hand me the cocaine first what the cocaine you are selling me excuse me are you selling me cocaine mr phillips why do you keep saying that and and how is it that you know my name oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] trevor's onto something gonna know the surprise parody's on you're a toy [ __ ] hey man be careful with that happy birthday trust me oh [ __ ] trevor don't do it you crazy [ __ ] oh my god you kept the toy and trevor and that toy ran forever [Laughter] trevor ran forever wow yeah oh [ __ ] evan got bronze on like every single [ __ ] one and then all of a sudden he just gets platinum on the only one that matters celebration celebration what the [ __ ] lunch you sad oh worst birthday ever [Music] at least he has his present yeah oh he was depressing holy [ __ ] man [Applause] that's right that's how you end these [ __ ] heists [Music] let's i'm gonna pass out just [Music] [Applause] [Music] let's damn you've been spending that heist money yeah you are one high-class janitor yeah i got promoted [ __ ] now i scrub toilets of rich people like no glue the pig is expecting to get shot the last heist hey what's up guys how you doing you're expecting me to get shot aren't you no it's really cold man okay you know what you know what just for you just for you i'll change outfits all right what the hell man i was trying on some stuff i found this red jacket and i thought this pulled the whole thing you have to change no no i look good don't be dressed the same but that's how they know we're in the same group man no but we can't look suspicious if we're robbing a bank hey i'm from canada too you're not what are you canadian bacon yeah canadian bacon and then this is white heist piggy black heist piggy let the nips be free this is my wild cat shirt and then this is time to [ __ ] [ __ ] up shark this is i could survive a nuclear explosion shirt you look like you can barely move it's like a power turtleneck this turtleneck covers up my neck brace from when i fell down the stairs the other day you look like you just have a bunch of padding in case you just stumble and fall oh sweet man you got a new outfit for the heist no i wear this every day hey hey what the hell man ready for cool no we're gonna look so damn suspicious one of these things just doesn't belong look at those [ __ ] shoes are you from canada too yeah i am me all right what part of canada are you from i'm from about that area where you're about there [Music] look at him he's like pants that are like three sizes too big for him oh [ __ ] look at how much area there is in the crotch region i plan on gaining a lot of weight so he can fit his diaper oh my god really there we go again brother hello i see i see you haven't got a lot of sun i have been inside playing gta 5 pc uh what well louie you changed too i didn't even notice like canada you should start like a a boy band we're gonna look great in the heist room all dresses are you ready team canada yeah everybody sing the national anthem [Music] canada [Music] syrup igloos and all our snowmans oh say can you see [Music] canada's about above america and when you're in canada you can do canadian stuff look at this owl mask it looks like [ __ ] knock knock who's damn [ __ ] it's you welcome to the jacket club thank you what the what the [ __ ] is leicester doing look at us look at nogla coming in last why is [Music] look at his chest pubes it's got some luxurious chest pubes so curly overly leveraged turds of pacific standard turds yeah that's all i heard of that sentence here comes walking like he [ __ ] himself [Laughter] he is built like a toad all right i have no idea what we're doing yeah i don't know all i heard about turtles about turds yeah and watching the movie pacific rim navigators and the drivers i thought i was sitting next to evan but look i could be anywhere guys it's heaven here [Music] you tell me where to go okay gotta find the van oh we have the okay we have to find a van so turn right up here what are we watching pacific rim just go i we're not go right right [Music] right there all right left left you need to take a picture of the relationship jesus you said [Music] oh my god well you said it so abruptly i don't know where it's at now um oh wait right there right there wait wait wait this is not stuck that's it yeah all right what are we supposed to do take a photo of the license plate this looks so suspicious let me just roll up in front of them okay i got it i got it hit it right straight down can you tell me which way to go all right turn right right and then i took a picture of you flipping them off i'm gonna save that one you're gonna say that one post on instagram hey we got it stop throwing those c4s at us keep disappearing on my screen oh my god it detonate it go do it oh my god we're gonna fail come on deliver it yes we did it oh my god who the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] she's the girl from the very first heist that's paige that's my model oh it's a hard drive with pacific rim on it oh yeah i can't wait to watch the new year stop saying pacific rim we're not watching that [ __ ] movie let's get her goin let's get it on bad guy god bless you guys you're the only one who's not ready [Laughter] he's just screaming at the top of his lungs oh we have to go to an [Music] we're island to ireland no we're not going to ireland we're going to ireland we're going to go to an ireland on a jet ski stealthiness and sneaky nice and sneaky nice and sneaky this is how team canada does it oh yeah i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i die don't die don't don't [ __ ] i'm gonna die oh no don't die i'm gonna die i'm gonna be doing that you can get yourself if you die if you die it's your fault you died your fall wild cat i'm gonna die don't do it no health don't do it he did it he just [ __ ] did it no we got him no we got a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh man i get one flying i got him i got a wild cat i got him knife him oh god i'm all on the cart cut him all night i like how none of our characters ever say a word ever we just hey they're twins wait that was a glitch hop in my boat hold on guys there was already that that guy was already in the boat for me yeah it was was frozen there was two of them did you see that no no oh oh oh what the [ __ ] did you just jump off oh no am i gonna pull you out no no oh my god come on boys let's go why is he jumping out why did he jump out what the [ __ ] oh because he's following wildcats he goes for bobcat goes my voice let's do this yeah stream sports x games that's what's up we're doing some in streams boats are you ready for some extremes boats extremes let's just slow down so we can shoot the chopper it's after you guys slow down slow down the propellers aren't even spinning on it oh i ain't never really know him in the chopped involved not having a helmet one of these days i'm doing a hell of a stream sports and a hell of a chapter are we getting off soon um not yet right here get off here hop on this we gonna do some streams get on you're stuck on the fence the yellow cheese wheels up here but we gotta do streams [ __ ] [Laughter] we gotta do stress pump what happens if i get out right now oh shoot no no shoot all right that was stupid oh my [ __ ] god you know we're gonna have to put extreme spots in our title now yes dreams folks how do you spell it s-p-o-t-e-s make a t-shirt streams pose here we go i see you yeah oh boy i just heard this explosion in the distance oh my god it's so hot in my room right now i think i'm done oh my god we have to start from here my [ __ ] bell spots i don't know how do you spell stream s-t-r-e-m-e how do you spell spots i ain't never supposed to p-o-w-t-s maybe instead of power you put in a it'll work yes yes hey she's back have you done it yep it was awesome it's not pacific rim damn it yeah but you didn't do enough stream spokes [Music] those are the streams dudes those are the streets boats ratings right there yeah you guys don't know but every time we hit a stream spoke we got some extra money see that see that picture right there yeah that's the theater we're gonna be able to watch pacific rim oh my gosh is that some sort of porno no that's the pacific rim job but that's what we're playing though [Music] yeah the pacific rim job oh hey knock knock the guy that's going to give me now i'm here for my pacific rim job [Laughter] [Music] just right on in here for the rim jobs here's the gentleman who will be giving you the rim job all right so here's what we're gonna do we're gonna kidnap this guy this step one was inviting you here step two you came in three we're gonna have you bend over right over here step four bend at the waist and spread your cheeks step 5 i come in freshly wetted lips [Music] freshly wetted lips he looks like a dude that would give room jobs whoa look at this team looks so disgusting when you're not wearing a shirt with your jacket [Music] all right we're hiring the janitor wow that is the rapist looking mexican van i've ever seen i'm like talking about how [ __ ] he is like that's a nice [ __ ] van i would love to rape some people with that man hey that looks cool look at the inside we got a laptop so we can watch the pacific rim again you're so [ __ ] angry all the time why are you looking at my dad it literally staring right on my head i'm just staying out like oh my god what are you [ __ ] retards doing oh [ __ ] enemies what are we doing oh [ __ ] eminees i'll walk up to them see if they have a job for me hey you got a job i'm there for hire keep dying before they can hide the way to do it hire me not fire me oh yeah [ __ ] you nerds oh my god no good really i said [ __ ] you nerds oh my god how did that rocket work out for you i walked in front of wildcat no one died okay no one died if you wanted something you got it we got something no no what are you doing you [ __ ] watch something oh crap i didn't oh i told you not to die why are you holding a chair in your hand i couldn't put a win boys he's trying to work at a gas station you know those guys who like try to clean your window at intersections nobody tries to fill your car with gas we gotta we gotta swap this [ __ ] you guys want pacific rim or yeah oh look at those xboxes on the first hard drive oh i got that big man that's not a man now everything's a van you're in the van shut up don't [ __ ] this up those are her words oh we gotta keep or keep on pouring oh wow shut up i'm on fire oh someone hire me enjoy today's video and i will talk to you all later here we go boys into a bank with a gun you would think i see this coming i look like i have no clue what i'm doing here you go here's your lunch ham sandwich tuna sandwich chipotle no good for you we got pb j let's do this hold on let me in there let me in there we ride together we big pies together we ride together we cry together we ride together we side together we ride together to best buy together to buy an ipod together we ride together we make french fries together we ride together to watch true lies together we ride together we work on our thighs together we die together i mean we ride together we die together and that's it there's nothing else we can do together after we die we ride together we swat flies together what a random ass thing to do we ride together we watch bill nye together [Music] a science guy together that's all i got yeah i'm trying to think i'm trying to think of more and i can't we ride together we shot that chopper out the sky together yeah here comes the silver just to seal it we have to steal it we have to steal the truck come on bring it on oh [ __ ] i'm super hurt there's a guy up in the thing yeah yeah we got these oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] this car's on fire i gotta move it i gotta move this i gotta move this i'm running out of time let's get her going what are you doing i'll drive this truck you guys deal with this on here okay as soon as i get in here we don't we have a huge convoy to deal with hey the two choppers are coming the choppers are coming right behind us look here's the convoy get away from the truck there's a chopper oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you're right you're right you get the chopper you gotta get the job you gotta get the chopper you gotta get there we gotta get it bam got it gotta hit each other [ __ ] out the way fifty shades of grey yeah little miss muffet sat in her tuppet eating her curds and guy is that the end of the mission yes that was easy celebration dive celebration dive because the name of the mission is called pacific standard job i heard lester says pacific at some point during the explanation so i automatically assume it's pacific rim of course actually anybody would what we're gonna do is steal some bikes and move down the street that's it why are we stealing bikes this seems like a petty crime we're going to the new minecraft server at a clubhouse at lost minecraft clubhouse.net if you want to play hungry [Music] got to know who i am let's get her done all right i tried to play an ice but obviously you don't want autographs oh i'm just gonna [ __ ] kill you and they're like multiplying they're like gay i'm rabbits sure gay and rabbits don't multiply wait wait wait wait wait we're gonna get this one specifically you guys are the right mic you guys are on the right do this on the right bike no you and everyone clearly these are the better bikes because the handlebars are longer wait is this the one with the nose yes wildcat we're supposed to ride together remember oh yeah ride together together eat fries together oh my god you guys it's gonna get hard because a bunch of dudes are gonna come you guys are just waiting there yep we're really good at this all right high for speed come on bam no glove no no no no gloves what's up guys yeah wait that doesn't make sense these cuts look good to me ready up what no hold on actually yeah i like that's good that's good just [ __ ] tell me that's so funny tell me to joke just ready up you stupid [ __ ] irish bastard all right boys let's do this we're gonna go watch pacific rim walks into a bank with a gun you would think they would see this coming i look like i have no clue what i'm doing here you go here's your lunch ham sandwich tuna sandwich chipotle no good for you we got pb and j let's do this everybody down everybody get down get down the [ __ ] down we got tuna sandwiches if you're hungry everybody cooperates you'll all go home with some doritos all right what theater is pacific rim being played at give me tickets to pacific rim jobs popcorn we only have six minutes oh [ __ ] [ __ ] we gotta go the previews are almost done and some sour sour 106 cars fell off we got to place the charges louie that's you that means jesus christ this whole time all right good job guys these people are waiting on oh [ __ ] oh wow you ran away looking weird ran away like a little [ __ ] cool guys don't look at explosions more sparks i'm not cool so i'm gonna look throw the crowd you guys control the crowd don't encourage them you're doing some good stuff do your job why are you standing here giving me a thumbs up good job see you see that you did that all by yourself good job go out there and hold the hostages you're doing a great job hostages you're doing it great what you're doing huh you get what you pay for you're the best hostages i've ever seen oh he's hurry on the movie starts in two minutes oh oh oh no oh no what's up one of them got up and where are you tying your shoes one of them got up and hit the alarm get my pocket okay guys grab the [ __ ] cash stars the movie must be really good if it has five stars yeah oh my god look at all this my god baby yeah don't stop pressing it oh [ __ ] come on come on let's go let's go let's go why can't i grab all of them at the same time why am i taking them one at a time this is dumb come on faster boys that's it that's it grab that money real fast these are all one dollar bills guys i only have about like two hundred dollars so sure i almost died here we go boys here we go let's do this just let me just check did you just check oh [ __ ] kill the music oh [ __ ] i almost got shot are you guys ready all right you guys ready [Music] come on boys come on let's get back with zero money oh [ __ ] we're losing money real fast yeah we are why is no fear if there is fear then and we'll get scaled if there's fear oh god behind the green nerves what's that hillbilly voice there dude we can't die we can't die anymore then you'll be fearful oh back to the bikes let's do this are we riding together we won't die together i don't know why i have a backpack on don't ask questions oh my god we have to go so far away guys okay i'm gonna earn more money after i do these awesome extreme sport oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i get it i'm gonna die i'm gonna die definitely gonna die definitely gonna die don't die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die oh oh my god you went flying you're on the roof for me now mike is gone what it's right here for me extreme sports no we're not gonna make it i don't have my hair i have a [ __ ] pube hair of health left get on i swear i didn't do that on purpose extreme oh i was pretty [ __ ] sick holy [ __ ] that was amazing i did it 360. yeah it's dreams i just know it's nice here we go boys here we go damn he's coming in here slow down right here about awesome line up we're going to go boys here we go [Applause] in a tree or something wait it says potential cut in the bottom right why is mine says zero all right all right here we go let's do this [ __ ] do this first try our first try we ride together we dab together we watch true lives together we make pies together we sky dive together let's go one two three go no you [ __ ] idiot well we're going without you where though are we yes we are okay it's okay i got this [ __ ] where are we parachuting where are we parachuting that boat what what are you talking about the blowed over i'm out on the [ __ ] boat all right come on oh god that was borderline to pick me up you guys might need to turn the boat around and pick me up because i'm on foot running come on come on get on get on get on get on swim finally we're gonna [ __ ] do this the red cheese five oh yellow cheese wheel is that it isn't it yeah we did it [ __ ] yeah oh is that really is that the cinematic that's all we get [Laughter] what's up we did what the hell was that [Music] oh my money is going to be nice go buy me a wife maybe a couple of kids are you a wife okay the money yeah the [ __ ] money she said you do two minutes ago yeah all right so we did this mission so he could get at us on facebook yeah how much money do we get yeah past [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] it i got bronze in it oh yeah potential to take 500 000. actually take 272 000. wait why it's it's zero come on i got some money for a supporting role in first time see i still got money [ __ ] you guys what's all white oh this city pretty yeah we did it don't touch your luck hat i forgot all about the movie we are the movie whoa what what what did you what you did you added more to the arcade yeah i've been making money this is new look at this you like it yeah i really like it guys look you got space monkey three dude we already had that ah where's louie when you need him this is the game that made louie famous all right boys to get started with this uh next part of the mission yes we're all gonna have a celebratory shot of whatever you call that thing that makes you pass out macbeth's wiki yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right one one macbeth let's try to see who can get closest to the door closest to the door all right i got this i'm gonna get it so close to the door don't don't call me okay where are you going runway the exit door you [Laughter] all right got new objectives new objectives we got a scope all access points did we already do that we scoped out the casino but there's optional do we do the optional or do we just go do we go back to vault copy now let's just scope out the ball all right here we go here we go look at this oh this is the heist prep guys yeah yeah yeah hey look look at brian he gained some weight where is [Music] actually where are you did you did you join my did you ju he didn't join you idiot i was on the phone i sent you the contract to join the company and you didn't sign it that's what happened oh yeah he's not in the company i guess we just have to do this without brian which one which one are we riding in the truck or the car is new whatever is new this one's me is this a four-seater it's a six-seater look at that no it's not oh can you stand no never mind we're going on the heist boys yeah we're going to observatory why are we going to do we're going to the observatory to observe yeah as as everyone can see in our the bottom of our screens it says go to the observatory yeah if i was a part of the crew i'd see that too or you could just edit it in there also you could edit a like a yellow line on the minimap too the whole story here is terrorizer is actually an undercover cop 5.0 yeah you smell bacon that's me yeah this horse ain't horse this is like a secret club we gotta search the area we need to know the password to get into the secret club uh the password is venus i think that's your secret club dude oh i found him who'd you find this little rent-a-cop over here this guy huh we have to hack his phone oh we're 40 45 50 all have to do it or just one it'll probably be faster if we all did it whoa what the [ __ ] who shot him ryan he was the undercover cop that was the point of that oh god who the hell is that we gotta lose the fuzz brian you shoot him he can't shoot him no it's a bad guy you just killed you're assassinated i think this you had a sniper rifle in your hand are you really gonna let that undercover horse back in the car guys we gotta go to the casino dude did we fail that first one no no i got his phone so instead of just hacking his phone i just stole it we're here yes yeah what up super enthusiastic gambling all right guys come in bring your phones out and uh we gotta search for a wi-fi oh god invite me to the club i can't see any of the fun just walking around with a finger at me hold on just pretend just pretend you're trying to get a signal signal strength is getting stronger just imagine that put your phone at pull your phone out and walk around is that larry david oh oh oh the signal's getting really strong oh it's not getting big i mean strong oh yeah what's the signal of wi-fi we're looking for wi-fi oh i got it access the security camera oh god terrorize you can't see this oh no oh look at that security we can't have guns on ourselves are you gambling yep maybe we should have restarted the mission we can but we've gone too far you know it is his fault no no way no way i just won the car what i just want you're lying he's getting out of here your little boy scout group you didn't win the car oh dude he win a car venom i guess i mean it's probably not a great car but it's the car behind yeah it's not that nice jeez calm down dude he won the car holy hell good job man you did it thank you terrorizer thanks for not inviting me to the group and you did get it one moment guys who am i who am i hey [Laughter] always keep it going get in get in your vehicle get in your vehicle just get in yours just get in yours i don't want to get in that [ __ ] damn it guys i'm police if we go back to the casino we can roll the wheel [Laughter] him oh it was so good because he was silent good boy all right it's time for the next section now it's time to select or approach you want me stealthy like a cat oh i like it or do you want to be tricky you want to use a disguise i love the disguise i like that one or you want to go in like guns retards yeah loud stealth is what we call it robberies and tricks and discussions yeah i mean like ocean's 11 style right there yes by the way we could probably pick to be like bug men or firemen or george clooney matt damon or joe pesci yeah my favorite my favorite actor in uh ocean's life ocean's 11. um all right so we have to we have to choose weapons though unmarked weapons what wait what that's it oh we have to get the weapons oh yeah there's a lot more stuff before we actually get to the thing okay all right let's take a vehicle that's low profile there we go increase let's go in style boys yeah yeah getting getting up goddammit i wasn't trying to do that but damn it i feel like i'm missing out guys you're missing you're missing me we're having the time of our lives back here yeah i don't want to know what you're doing back there hey hey uh pull down pull down the window and look back here partition what are you doing with that finger [Music] shut this up moves yeah yeah yeah what what don't don't die i'm sorry i'm sorry look at my look at my that looks like a squirt gun i don't know if i want to look back [Laughter] excuse me yeah we're going to vegas yeah listen we're here yeah we're going vegas yeah oh oh whoa whoa whoa whoa what's happening here guys oh we got to kill him huh guys all right merryweather kill him mary mary had a little lamb merry merry christmas yeah all right we got to get a plane everybody get in the plane everybody get in we got to go to the airport to get another plane we're flying a plane to go get another plane yes i can't i can barely hear you why am i in the front again why wait wait wait i want him to him back i don't think he can i think it's gonna force you to get in the front are you serious no oh god come on all right i guess i'm your goddamn co-pilot ladies and gentlemen we are gonna be flying on terra airlines i know it's not a great brand name for an airline but we're still going to be going with it and we're going to be finding an estimated alps due to a five thousand people with some policies [Music] direction shut the [ __ ] go back there you know dirty peanuts penis is there any penis on this flight no sir there's no penis please put down your squirty gun uh we are approaching uh the enemy right here i've seen the radar we got a vehicle uh we're not blowing it up we got to break the back door so we can jump in there i was the only contestant on that plane contestant yeah what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] how did that happen i went further from that than i did in that plane go to fort delicious this is this is the delicious bubbly oh my god don't ever call it that you guys can i have uh one bottle of your finest delicious bubblies sir chuck e cheese's that way we're here oh we're here yeah yeah we're here no more drinking no no no time for drinking you have to kill these guys no we weren't supposed they were on that team no they're not no they're no they're not they're not they weren't oh sorry ow that's on you man what do you mean man shouldn't have been standing there they were on our team i really don't think these guys are on our team oh my god watch out we need it got that guys we just got to steal this let's go let's go guys shoot what are you doing dude wait wait don't leave me don't leave me we're not leaving anybody i was dead i'm sorry you know what you know what you deserve that look at what we did what we did look what you said are we stuck are we stuck oh boy i got killed it wasn't me wait hold on we got a car we can we can fix this oh my god dude all right maybe i can't pick this up with a cargobob come on i got it i got it yeah oh yeah you can do that look guys it wasn't my fault i got shot in the face what are you doing what are you doing why are you ready i can't get in because the cargo bombs on it no no no no no no no no no no no go go go go you have a very tiny brain delirious i must say this is going to blow up we're going we're going i know okay oh my god we got guys we got the exit was right here okay this is the exit yeah that was easy wait where we're there it is here's the exit yeah there we go yeah oh okay okay now we only have to escape four stars those are dangerous this is dangerous they got the swat driving guys driving through it the guy got straighter destroyed more swat teams more swat teams dodging weave we even dodged you didn't either [Laughter] all right all right we're losing the cut we're losing the cups are you sure yeah stop car zone come down here yeah yeah delirious yeah what the [ __ ] is that i like how we did all of this to get guns we didn't even go to the gun store the tea is ready where do you learn to drive have i ever learn to drive you have your license in real life delirious no [Laughter] no we're losing it we're losing them no no no no no no no why in an alleyway no i don't i just can't pay attention to the map okay that was real close okay find an alleyway find somewhere here's an alley oh no we got it we got it we got it oh yeah an open top we got it no they're not going to see us we're good we're good we're good hold on um [Applause] i can't believe that happened look at him look look look what a bunch of idiots look how stupid they are there's nothing for us it's like no i don't think that's them what are you guys looking for what are you guys looking for we did it we did it wow look at that scene that we just got that scene we just got yeah you guys didn't think i could ever skate those guys no no [Laughter] looks like i got fired did you really walk in there just for that joke no all right well we have a choice it could be the v unit could be the t unit we could be the d unit i like v unit because it's like the vanoss unit no that's what i mean or the t unit or the d unit not the d unit i've invited all of you okay come on let's let's go let's go boys i assume it's last play gold figure right all good ready to play last play go figure no such thing as a christian opportunity homie long as you time it right but there's a catchphrase i get no little school footballer dude you didn't even try i could read it really fast eminem couldn't have read that right v squad i can lengthen your penis whoa really yeah is that what's written on this poster yep right here i already knew that mo every time i see you fix your accent no glitch call this number fix your accent it's an irish jackson what are you giggling for you downey all right hop in boys yeah hop into that four seater don't shoot me we're doing this together don't shoot me this is a team thing this is a team effort come on we're going to luciol you sons of i guess you could just bring me over go forward go forward to the right here this road oh god i found a van oh no he found the van nevermind no no yeah yeah i definitely found the van and there was a lot of people that loved the van and killed me all right you're ready all right get in the bed actually i think it's only a two seater no this [ __ ] man get the [ __ ] out of the van get out get out you get around you've thrown me out after i got the van and you're driving away you couldn't be a bigger knob if you tried yeah there's another van yeah this one's cooler this one's red this one is way better this is the best dude it's lightweight too it's like a safari van now let's go oh oh [ __ ] who the [ __ ] is this guy i don't know but i'm yeah get out of here [ __ ] what are you doing man i just helped you i'm roulette right here i just helped you dude i've been hopping hopping hop in brock's fan oh my god this is such a [ __ ] let me get this okay what the [ __ ] was that why are you stopping look they're just shooting at me what are you doing killing them you're not oh how'd you think that guy just dropped dead he had a heart attack let's go let's go let's go let's go go go go go go go everyone god damn go seriously serious okay we get out there oh we've searched the area for action figures they're a bad guy guys there's definitely gonna be bad guys well that one's there up top right here oh someone ran someone ran right past oh is this an action figure what's this i got it you got it no that's one action figure there's six more okay okay oh i see brock yes go up there right in front of you jump up there there's one on the ladder all right look the other one's over there look look i'm shooting at it where i'm shooting at it it's over there there you go there you go there you go let me all right where's all the action figures look at that we got it there we go we did it yes three look at this look at this why are we looking for action figures oh god damn it bro god damn it oh i thought i was being caught brock is behind you no you just missed it never mind i'm gonna get it i'm the hero i'm the superhero oh i see it i see it go ahead go get it i don't know what else to do you genius slow and steady wins the race stupid horse all right what's next what the [ __ ] why are we leaving why are we leaving them because brock is dead dead he ain't coming back no he's he's never coming back ever again nobody's here wait he's alive you're he's alive we just can't die one more time all right right well we gotta get to the spot heaven i can't be around holding this ball we gotta go to the spa the spot the yellow spot are you getting a facial i'm not i've actually gotten official recently it's like oh you're kind of oh well we know all the spas are closed so we all know that's a different type of facial no well not that recently hi guys why guys i thought you said black guys oh bad guys oh this is a sick car let's get in there here we go i need tony hawk up here off this half hour tony had it here's one tony [ __ ] what happened around here oh i landed in the pool i'm gonna die surprise [ __ ] i'm sorry don't die oh yeah that was some john wick [ __ ] right there yo these things they keep coming over here evan it's like i'm like that little kid on easter and you're helping me find eggs yeah where the [ __ ] where oh look here's one evan where where i am oh i'm actually like a [ __ ] stupid little kid a child i see one i see once i see one they get a little more obvious brock he's like we're good to leave we're good to leave uh who's coming in my van uh yeah not after that invitation we're not right what what are you implying she's getting a fair shot in my van would you like to come in my van all right let's go guys deliver the van to gerald's apartment we're nearly finished this is how amazon works right here remind me in real life brock never let you drive me around that guy cut in front of me what do you want you ever order something on amazon now this is this is how you get it oh it's delivered this is how it's done yeah this is how it's done breaks all the traffic rules oh oh to get you your new playstation 4. yeah gerald we got you buddy we recession proof baby woof unit all right i'm gonna make this one hard who wants it who wants it to be hard wants to be hard right now no one me i do i read it as fast as humanly possible okay this is gonna be quick it'll only be like five seconds in your video don't worry that's pretty fascinating you can tell them they're getting really crazy when you're interested here i already have spikes full this is trying to make it a killer well i can't think of it don't really care the hard times they're all about it take care of everybody i got free money for me whatever spot i don't realize that took longer than just reading it normal speed also whoever's editing it slow that [ __ ] down to see what he's actually saying imagine imagine you slow it down he like explains he explains like some conspiracy theory all right this looks awfully familiar please get in the same car yes it looks familiar ah deja vu hey get in the car no get in the truck just get in the car no i'll just stick with you head along the way go over to the weed this this is fine this is fine look i'm following you what are we the v clan van dude with the boys sounds like we're like freezing sounds like we're shivering it's ireland and canada combined oh [ __ ] all right boys get out your widowmakers oh so this is what it's like working in the marijuana business yeah this is generally how it goes this is what it would be like when they open up weed in ireland oh wow oh we're supposed to go in here there's wheat there's men in the weed oh i don't know ran into weed what they're waiting for whoa there's a christmas tree sale what's going on where are we going now steal the drugs i have one one drug please yes one drug please where's the drug we gotta go we gotta go to the uh uh the next symbols let's go let's go here this this is the closest one which one which one which one i don't see your way point because right right right to the right oh brian oh what'd you do pills for one of the pills there's a little bit yeah yeah i feel like jesus christ you've got a [ __ ] irritation rock is very moody today don't you jesus christ i get it moody how many tampons you got in there moody that's good that's good i'm making fun of you because every five seconds you were doing that oh yeah because you're doing this oh wait pick me up oh you killed evan congrats come on down the hill there you go run one of those [ __ ] you holy [ __ ] that guy got a lot of air oh there's a lot of [ __ ] dudes here oh oh one of the bread no no don't die what i would you should have seen it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i might die remember this is hard this is hard they're coming they're coming they're coming all right let's see okay we got here what do we got here what do we got here stapler anybody want to stay clear steal the drugs steal the drugs what else we got we got here we got here huh oh [ __ ] i told you it was hard here we go there we go there we go drugs are over here where rugs are here yeah oh thank you in the second round let's go i didn't see the first one what is this me neither would it be quicker then we gotta go yeah [ __ ] your stock prices how do i how do i check inventory i'm gonna play this motorbike motorbike terminator motorbike oh geez let's go boys all right inventories thanks i have no snacks to get my health up okay please don't blow up my vehicle i love it so very much ow what oh no did i oh did you have some brian i don't even know how you died that's on brian that's on brand whoa what does that oh [ __ ] i don't i'm not gonna respawn no it was zero live seven oh boy who do i spectate all right well how about interesting would you guys take the top one and i'll take the side one so far i've been spectating this horse and all he's been doing is running around a circle on the sidewalk i'm trying to get in your vehicle but you kicked me i didn't kick you i died big difference same thing all right i'm spectating moo now oh [ __ ] he's driving around like a badass bike you like my wheelie yeah i really do look at this guy notice how good of a driver i am look at these streets it's like everyone's locked out who the [ __ ] is going on no glove why are you i i say i said earlier the two you go to the top one i go to the side because so people don't die good teamwork watch him die i won't i'll you'll die logan's got his big pants on yeah i got my big pink one that's not what i said but sure oh yeah oh yeah oh nice oh my god let me check in with mu let's see what he's doing let's see what he's up to on the vanos cam oh [ __ ] he's got a new car i love how i go back to spectating you you're in such a more expensive car i used all the money from the drones he's been busy here we go i switched back to them and i switched back all of a sudden you're like in a big ass mansion it's like partying you're just like holy time to make some youtube videos dying is bad but then dying is good so wait us dying bad damn dying good dying good okay i'm relying on you for footage right now watch out watch out don't die yeah yeah first ever gun fight come on come on i'm like a sports dad cheering my son oh footage yes we got the drugs another scientist kill them what the [ __ ] is going on here they're making viruses and drugs saving the world wow words look like meth to me but no it's more politically better okay get on your bikes let's go more politically better all right fast that a boy horse america finish first you finished first champ wait no brian don't be finishing without us brian brian don't listen to them that's brilliant if you want to make if you want to make it if you want to make to the pros you got to stay focused you got that son yep i forget the gerald you got a 20 minutes on the treadmill hey i'm i'm good come on tough enough take the pain you're still talking to your son yeah which is brian yeah yeah come on boys yeah oh that was good good prank yeah god yeah we did it thank you all of us we did it together hey that's my son unheard i taught him everything he knows [Music] foreign [Music] oh

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Length: 174min 55sec (10495 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 27 2020