VanossGaming 2020 Uno Funniest Edition

all right we got some uno 2v2 yeah let's do this yeah who's on my team what do you think the teams are going to be yeah let's just start it off with this why not that's fine that's fine i think it's a great time to get four cards oh oh i really want to leave no no it's fine man what have you done brian you really want to leave i was there you go see i mean it's a great it's a great time to get cards you know okay you know what are you serious why do i play uno guys [Music] sorry brian i'm sorry elsa nogo's really energetic oh yes yeah having fun oh big mistake you should have pushed up with town don't care not that come on just help me win no glo i'm working on it i'm working on it no that's good that's good that's good that's good that's good except for we're getting lost oh yes all right you want to hear the play evan i put down this card okay i make a green okay you draw a plus okay just drop oh my gosh if brock didn't put down that we would have won because you would oh my goodness no no lost to him bust one okay okay man and then all right and then and then and then and then what and then [Music] [Music] yes no we don't have a grape no okay holy brian that was close we don't have a we don't have a green we don't have a green oh man i don't want to put down this card oh i wish i could change it though don't we don't have a group of guys we don't have a green we don't have anything don't have green [Music] oh no no they had a green actual skill back again maybe we're going to be having a good time in uno having a good day in uno today i always have a good day and you know the day is so good i feel like this is gonna be a quick one sausage god damn it sorry evan not to be done so it's okay it's okay sorry evan no no no that's what he might be done that's what he meant yes it's all good dude i just gotta yes evan put it down evan put it down execute order 40. make it yellow evan make it yellow shut up excellent shut up dude holy [ __ ] what do you mean we're teammates you're just really annoying right now all right all right okay right now [Music] drop plus four drop plus four yeah draw a plus draw plus four here we go what did you look at [Laughter] i swear to god no no i knew somebody had one oh big mistake big mustang oh no this is bad this is really bad [Music] [Laughter] stop [ __ ] more [ __ ] up it's a green zero brian it's a green zero no no no it's not dude it's not seven yes oh my god it was so erratic wow oh oh what color what color what color red zero you got me excited that's how convincing you were i was like oh i have a retirement how can that jump in didn't do anything i almost missed that i swear that sometimes i just want you to play certain cards no no brian is just giving me the win here nice brian he needs blue nice bro green or yellow green or yellow we defeated him with boredom pick up a plus four okay all right coach i know the move and it didn't work reverse it i can't oh nice thanks man really wish you reversed it dude i couldn't do anything oh no i could have done it with him programmer moved there brian he's got blue you don't know that you don't know that you don't know that doesn't don't you don't know nothing i know i know i know [Music] dudes that was a nice move dude you got a blue nine you don't have you don't know you don't know you don't know that you don't know we [Music] [Music] just too much skill dude way i drew that plus four unheard of never before singing first try brian mine actually left brian no one okay pan pan we got this man what is this who is a good question oh you [ __ ] he's ruthless right you coming back he must really hurt you what the [ __ ] ryan you don't want to what do you think pan pam okay plus 12. oh you should have stayed and we just got plus 12. first turn you're gonna come back when you finish the wank okay just hoping evan what kind can you play to make it a different color i don't know i could barely see my whole hands on so many cards oh nice not so nice oh [Music] [Laughter] see his face look at him he got excited changed completely come on nogla uh i'm trying you think i want to play uno for the minute time on my channel yeah you love uno remember come on dude oh nice dude all right this is good this is really no actually dang it actually oh [ __ ] oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh my gosh nearly did it happen really wow i got the intel there's this okay okay this is ending soon this is ending soon i know i don't know i know i know i know all right i know dude i know you know i yeah no no oh no what wow this game is not ending anytime soon i am miserable i'm just this is the most miserable uno ever uh it's good it's good it's good it's good it's good inside this oh my [Music] oh should have taken pen pens camera no no this is good this is good how do you not have a seven oh [ __ ] no no no that's good that's good it's good watch and pan's down to two brock is 14 cards watch this watch this watch this he's got he watch him have a red he does he has one red he has one red it's okay check it out check this out check this out check check this out check this out check this out check this out imagine was a better teammate than brian i've done oh we have a new uno champion fox fan pack the greatest do you want to play it brian you want to get an uno video we can get brock out and you can play with pen everybody gets a turn with pen pen come on you want a picture of a pan pan everyone gets a turn 2019 uno rising star 2020 who knows what oh okay oh my god pass me your cards the canadians versus the other two yeah yes we're canadian terrorists holy [ __ ] look at his hands there we go look at that this is 7-0 and there's like rabbit cards so i can't move i'm just gonna i'm drawing because i need to make you win all right well this is one of those games like you draw forever too yeah this is going to last forever this is going to last forever welcome to muno muno the movie i'm sorry i'm sorry oh safe don't worry moo i trained with nogla oh no i'm an [ __ ] in this game now you know what i'm just gonna yeah i'm just gonna roll with the flow flow with the road you know what just in case i am going to uh turn it green that's the wrong play man oh i didn't even look at brock's cards that was the wrong play why do you have a two yeah the two oh [ __ ] oh what are you gonna do oh [Music] thank you coach they did man that was me what the hell man that was hardly a preview yeah two plus fours can we just draw attention he's stacked plus fours he didn't have trained you well oh oh moose you have brought great dishonor against yourself great dishonor please please please please please no no no no no yes did you really want a green i did ow dusty oh i like that number and i will challenge you a six damn well you didn't have no no rich oh man that's rough out here man life is like a hurricane i'm aggressive when i plus two [ __ ] i'm aggressive oh yeah for a soup stick yeah yeah what happened just kidding it's fine it's fine oh yeah it's [ __ ] brilliant it's fine and i don't know what to do [Music] oh that works out that works out quite lovely too quite lovely quite lovely indeed throw it down throw it down though it's kind of a nice part you know i'll put it i'll put it down you should you should use it me you talking to me don't do it man no don't don't you should not use that there you go oh thank god they got move which [Music] that's fine blue's fine are you kidding me dude there's no way are you kidding me [Laughter] are you joking oh my god look at that uno champion you listen to that cowboy in the bar that has that weird thing up his sleeve with plus fours ready to drop what the [ __ ] man even when we try to be cooks with the plus four they both have plus four delicious so happy for five seconds of what oh that was the happiest boy ever oh big mistake dude oh yeah i was wondering when someone was gonna use a zero interesting sorry delirious oh oh what's that who's that card plus four you got a nice little plus four what is this cartoon oh moo doesn't have anything except for a seven anything he drew that terry dude you know what i'm leaving i could have went to bed you know i couldn't i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'll come here i'm happy next time delirious all right terrorizer i recommend i recommend you getting van office's hand i know i know i know i'm table talking i shouldn't do that why do you say that huh interesting you say that yeah why do i do that oh maybe you should just let it flow let it go let it go don't throw that [ __ ] card down are you home [ __ ] you know what to do you know what to do you know what to do you know what to do oh [Laughter] please [Music] you know what to do you know what to do oh yeah yeah turn it red dusty what was [Music] [Music] come on [Music] what the [ __ ] are you kidding delirious fine you know what i'll take another card psych oh right back at you i mean why me yeah yeah yeah it's random random is random does that's what i always say you always say that you have another one of those what the [ __ ] i demand a rematch without these two oh yeah take my car take my credit what um they're trying to trade oh that was a long just trying to confuse you man you [ __ ] man yeah no no no wow what are you guys skating nothing well you got scheming what you don't know is that we're actually on the phone with each other yeah yeah there you oh go don't even know what that is oh yeah we do you that's his response is getting unlucky like straight up unlucky i'm having the worst game i've ever had goodbye move [ __ ] no no way [Music] [Music] yes it paid off and we know mu has won i'm so over this [ __ ] session the second i put it down i remembered [ __ ] you the hatred i think i i believe moo has one draw four as well i won't be surprised i believe he does a lot of cards you got there it's okay you know it's all better to see you with my oh [ __ ] no no no that's fine don't worry i'm not gonna steal your plus four you could have it i have it oh big mistake buddy horrible mistake that was so bad he had worse cards than i had oh you can see him never mind [Laughter] are you kidding there it is there it is you're going to prick your prank i am this is the worst day i've ever had this this is the worst day of my life the worst day of my life man even the cards are laughing whoa the hell is that oh here we go all right let's hope this works oh okay what are we doing here you know what color he might not have good choice this is a good choice i like that that's good are you [ __ ] kidding he got a plus one necessarily yes who's gonna draw first move oh yeah see that was essentially a plus four it was hmm oh big mistake big most big mistake [Music] and then oh it's good good good good there's no way i don't know yes [Applause] damn it what he won it doesn't matter he has to draw four oh why did you change it to yellow dude come on put it down in the comment section what a scumbag nope thanks for watching the video appreciate it guys subscribe for more wow who are you stealing are you robbing what do you think man wow wow you know what i wouldn't like that hand okay i would like that hand don't get used to it thank you for the hand thank you for the handy no problem man yeah right back at you what are bros for go ahead brian get that uno oh this no this frog this sucks so much right here oh wait yes perfect now use your skip oh yes and then get brian's get brian's okay now he's gonna take it back we know it's now [Laughter] uh yeah i guess that works it doesn't have red it doesn't have red i just didn't want them in the wind terrorizer they were very close i think we could have done something with your deck though i'm talking about my deck like that get off my dick [ __ ] come on let us win again again yes that works oh my god i haven't even heard terrorize the talk one of us needs to focus oh god what color do you think he has draw plus four draw plus four do such a thing put the plus four down why would you not go for a plus four you guys both had no games you guys both had uno oh man coach nogla the series continues the series undefeated champions now what do you thought about you got defeated that was a petty [ __ ] added out of our win and i swear to god wow nice wow there you go yeah how does it feel yeah the figure feels pretty good yeah how does it don't even know what the hell is going on anymore wow what an [ __ ] big mistake oh no what the hell [ __ ] you moose the head all right you could have blue it's all good man all right here we go [Laughter] there's laughing like he's on our team oh [Music] yeah dream team badge unlocked [Laughter] all right we gotta play differently we gotta quit saving these [ __ ] my name is brian not [ __ ] moo okay he didn't say [ __ ] thanks man i needed that comfort failures isn't our team man yeah this whole time we've been in in one call the troll of terrorizer that would have been actually a really good video oh i'll be all right yep you're fine i thought you were going to draw oh god and then under pressure [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] seriously wow it's getting ridiculous oh my god what is you guys no one has had you stop mid-sentences [Laughter] [Music] nothing funny damn i got 16 cards yeah you gotta hurry you can do it anybody want to take my hand nope i'm gonna do that right move smart evan's gonna do that to you kidding are you joking ah damn it thank jesus oh i don't really know what to do anymore if i laugh i'll jump in oh look at that i don't have greens i don't green so that help don't have greens no except for that one i mean there's that one yeah no more i just want to see what people have interesting okay you know look at that give it back to you you can have it there you go there you go [Music] as they say oh thank you moo now how does it feel [Laughter] oh my god the energy right now we're focusing we're focusing we're focusing all right speed speed times all right all right time to go let me go come on come on energy up energy up energy up hey you better be ready delicious okay go ahead oh okay how'd you do that move oh yeah that's fine what'd you do oh bad holy [ __ ] dude oh my goodness uh i i've got a problem yeah a big one right there you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i'mma just use them you're [ __ ] you're [ __ ] out of the boutique no no oh oh yeah just take it take it take him no he did you just gave the boat the [ __ ] bars doesn't matter man trust me oh god thank you thank god give it to me get moved [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] go oh [ __ ] what do you mean what do you mean we're [ __ ] it's over i hope you lagged out terrorizer how are you doing it's over i think it's hillary it's not over dude what our sink is [ __ ] it's like a face that both what delirious said was funny but then i'll see your connection just drop the bomb i'm just going to go ahead and do this okay put it put down no put it down put it down put it down put put down make it yellow make it make it yellow yellow make it yellow if he has a throw yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow okay don't draw because then you drove oh we lost didn't we uh uh-uh we lost and i'm going to put down these yellows really yeah and then you plus four then you're one then you're one he doesn't have plus four terrorizer none of them have plus four right now okay okay well now i have to pick this up wow oh we won anyway okay all right we won no you did it i know no you didn't we won we probably didn't win now because you just drew four we won just [ __ ] player oh disconnected he's gonna disconnect and leave wow wow dude that [Music] my pc is about to blow up for some reason you're about to lose that's what that's what's happening oh great oh great you robotic we're gonna lose because this [ __ ] robot oh no my god we're so done this little [ __ ] come on give it right get it right right card right hard come on give me what i need please holy dude there we go thank you i was looking for it i was looking for as far as i could in a day come on boy we could do this [ __ ] come on come on come on no man you have to hardly come on come on boy we can do this swear to god oh my come on voir you know hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait terrible what do you mean hold on what do you mean hold on yes yes mr lee yes no yeah okay buddy all right boys for the next season the uno championship 2020. look delirious is ready this time look at him look at his profile picture that's in the water under the sea what the [ __ ] are you talking about you said are you guys ready and i said aye aye captain oh okay i got it yeah i get it his original joke man that was really good all right you see these uno cards i got in my hand i'm gonna wipe your asses with it oh yeah why are they so like flexible those are not official uno cards see that one he's holding in his right hand it's bending it's bending it looks like you have a bunch of napkins uno napkins yeah all right so last time me and sarah got utterly destroyed in una we did i i have to agree to that statement yes utterly all right so we're going to baby you guys this time so if you guys win it's because we're not trying no we are going to destroy you this time we are we train me him we've been playing against the real out dusty we trained true so you had to you had to drop your your your ringer who's not here no more so you're not going to win i'm better than you yeah i don't need mu to win all right well you know he needs me [Applause] i can hear the controller vibration this is just a good vibrations knuckle just good good vibes yeah positive vibes only instead good vibes i'm just gonna put the controller on my on my net yeah oh i can't wait for someone to jump in yeah jump in guys jump in it's like like playing tug of war come on throw it down yes you know you want to do it you know you want to do it yes let me let me draw it let me draw i'll take it off yeah i'll take it does anybody want my hand you can have my hands oh let's do it again let's do it again let's do it go ahead go ahead go ahead delicious put down your plus two i dare you there you go there you go sit on your controller oh there you go oh god well you guys gotta hype it up i did you see that yeah yeah you just jumped yourself off yeah i beat myself off what don't ever say that again i'll go don't you ever say that again choose wisely i know he has a lot of yellows this is the worst commentary ever we're just not we're just saying [ __ ] [Applause] we're making your video better oh i'm going to keep that i'm going to save that [ __ ] for later go ahead we're doing it it's fine oh he's got blues though [Music] it's all good but you're not going to do it oh yes there you go that's a genius come on come on do with me yeah yeah i will do it with you gladly evan i've been waiting for years to hear that the end [Applause] they like that vibration that there's good vibes there dude that was a [ __ ] espn top 10 right there you know what you know that one we gave you that win so many sevens yeah yeah evan evans players do you want to save that do you want to save it please [Music] oh [Laughter] [Music] give me potato salad my father taught me how to play uno oh yeah wow was he drunk and beating you while it was happening because you're not very good what are you talking about this is part of the plan nogla you don't know about fans oh yeah yeah yeah do whatever do it do it all right i ain't scared i ain't scared of i'm scared i'm scared mom take me home all right my turn oh [ __ ] my turn [ __ ] evan you know what it's fine oh god damn you oh why did you put that on oh man a big mistake delirious you just have so many greens that's what you just did go ahead oh you skilled lord what you don't know what hold on i got a 7.5 dude he did just hit me with another green just i dare you we're going to see what everybody's cards are good job evan good job that's okay that's okay that's okay it's okay okay look how many cards you have now wow yeah i'm gonna get plus four evan good job evan if he's smart if you're smart play the [ __ ] seven it doesn't okay yeah oh my he just drew that he's gonna back through this and then what's going to happen what's going to happen after that i just i'm just doing this oh he's going to oh yeah you want to back you want to back you want to back you want the four cards make the right decision oh okay see see he's actually being smart that was actually the right thing to do okay now you're going to take it thank you that's good though i get it no you have 19 cards and we have seven if you plus fours we still have way less plus for me i have no problem with you're an 18. we're going to be at 11. we'll be winning plus for me don't do it that's what i thought don't tell that's what i thought no we don't want to see that [ __ ] it out [ __ ] don't you don't want to go ahead nova draw draw jamie keep your pants clean brian this is going to be a nice peaceful game of uno nice peaceful game we're going to try and get ever down to that and then use the voice for yep uh i'm sorry but he didn't know that i had the heart of the cards yeah you do you have no idea [Music] there's no way he's got reds anymore yellow i need to get rid of this one just trust me oh wow all right no glee better drop that draw four don't you because he doesn't have another yellow he could have see he's got a [ __ ] blue yeah what color do you want no glow what color do you want blue blue [Applause] all right all right jesus jesus christ and you wonder why i like these thumbnails of me kicking the living crap out of this owl i [Laughter] the cards over and over and over and over game over boys it was a pleasure playing with you yeah don't be overconfident [Music] this game's over it's finished there's nothing you can get stay focused [Music] that's what i want that's what i want they're just playing into my hand literally all right i need a good what's good keep drawing what i don't know what i did it's your turn come on he's got you know come on drop plus four yeah i see that's good good play delicious how would you like to win terrorizer i don't even i like that i like that i can't even tell [Laughter] [Music] all right you know i'm just going to drop it down slow down around too much all right i'll put that do it do it you got to have he's got to have a plus two put it down yeah yeah there we go save nothing later guys what are you gonna put down brian be smart about it be smart about this brian don't be a fool oh oh they probably have a plus four watch it what what am i doing what am i doing oh i'm so dumb thanks thanks thank you i appreciate you dudes what no [ __ ] is happening i don't know what is going on throw it out i [ __ ] up parents i'm sorry i'm sorry man i'm sorry all right no i'm sorry you gotta [Music] zero you're fine play something oh yeah just draw a plus four i'll swap with me that's fine no actually don't look you're right evan you one two three four five six seven eight nine he's not running the risk well he's [ __ ] because he can't play zero spread it run it [Music] if we keep it red it's gonna work out just play the two fives then just get some of your cards down or draw plus four [ __ ] c dude do it to a match i'm not gonna get a plus four why would you worry delirious oh why would you play a red one keep that and you have that right right there you go yes oh yes my gosh come on now listen i know i know i'm going around heaven make it make it uh make it green green green this is [ __ ] man what is it boom back down to uno back down to uno evan drop plus four just took a while we get that plus four dude get that plus four i believe in you i believe in you you're the best teammate i've ever had in my life i can i can't i can't i can't do that yes just hoping to get everything entertaining [ __ ] amount of cards and then all you do is just [ __ ] off what was delirious trying to do earlier he was trying to get a ton of pluck bars no no good i forgot which direction it was going i forgot it was going to be your turn next there's a two giant arrows completely louie you gotta pick a picture i'm a bathroom sign how are they gonna [ __ ] know who you are dude they can see louis cauliflower what if some of my viewers can't read all right you ever think about that you being inconsiderate to the non-readers out there i'm an owl dude i'm an owl like al bundy oh the greatest villain of all time how do i auto decline the only way i could possibly be involved is if someone live streams on discord if they're on a 2v2 yeah someone's with the bot and they live stream and i pretend that's the only way i can be involved why are you recording in a mcdonald's play place right now honestly i don't know what you [ __ ] expected dude i'm at grandma's house with a macbook why does obs not let me record you know what the [ __ ] oh you have to use display capture there's been a bug lately that's it i was googling how to use display capture i do not understand a word this dude's saying to me this is what this fucker's telling me to do then go to the manage 3d settings and there you see the global settings change it to integrated graphics [ __ ] off dude [ __ ] off did you change it to integrated [ __ ] [ __ ] man there is no integrated graphics my friend yeah i like the peaceful acoustic guitar in the background and open it again voila black screen issue fixed voila hold on [ __ ] you my friend [ __ ] i like this guy dude i am taking brian out of my recommended channels and putting this guy's channel it's not there [ __ ] game capture doesn't work display capture works we're in business just start streaming man i'm sweating my balls after this macbook is like [ __ ] 90 fahrenheit just a little recap brian is live streaming this on discord and nogla is spectating and he's going to pretend to be the mpc yeah that's right and we don't know who that mysterious man who's playing with us as the third player there because he doesn't have a picture but let's start this [ __ ] up all right yo you didn't do teams how am i supposed to know what al dusty's going to do get ready for the greatest teammate you've ever had brian yeah yeah he's out pudding i'll be better and delirious okay good job pudding good teamwork no problem he's putting more cards in your hands i don't even know who i'm playing with because he doesn't have a picture oh wait wait your editor can add my picture right yeah it doesn't help me right now red good job pudding no problem this is so stupid just yeah yes do it just do it and then switch with me sure yeah yeah yeah should i not take no clues no no no no [ __ ] that guy all right this is so bad oh are you [ __ ] kidding me dude it's a good thing how you like that oh i wasn't paying attention it's fine it's fine it's all right [ __ ] job brian i was outside brian i'm [ __ ] sorry oh i'm not sorry you're stupid lost to him plus tom okay good job pudding don't call me that [Laughter] i know what i'm doing you clearly do not i'm trying to get rid of as many reds as possible then hit him with the zero yellow yellow make it yellow [Laughter] oh yeah yellow hello ah for [ __ ] sake yes seven no hey don't blame anyone it's your own doing use the seven use the [ __ ] set oh my god my my brand my my brand yep no what am i doing my ai isn't working oh [Music] oh you got this come on pudding come on green green green green green green green green green green i believe in the color green green green wow okay there goes that one sounds like a [ __ ] jet force engine man and it's supposed to die this isn't looking too good man no it's not oh my god who doesn't have red yeah and i knew that and i still oh brilliant you haven't got exhausted al give it a good all out you caused the [ __ ] you'll take my [ __ ] we're liking blues oh [ __ ] now i just gotta drive plus no no no no no no what should i do louie uh skip it all right yes play the plus two seven oh i'm such an [ __ ] yes oh there we go there we go there we go there we go oh [ __ ] um come on drop plus four brian he doesn't have a red yes no no no no no i can't change it oh oh part of the cards oh please don't be this number he's the greatest trackpad world number one uno star i [ __ ] hate that outfitting guy i knew he had a yellow i knew he was doing reverse psychology i can't change it oh no i can't change it he charged my demons you guys ready for round two of this monstrosity all right just give me just give me a minute oh my god my life is [ __ ] stupid dude oh my [ __ ] balls this is our sir job guys put some ice on them [ __ ] my balls this is my co-worker oh jeez it's my boss this is one of my favorite episodes holy [ __ ] i don't know why i just picture him now because he said like because of nogle explaining the setting that he's in i just picture him just next to his grandmother right [ __ ] balls man all right we're ready for round two yep i don't know if you guys are ready that's stuff shut your mouth outputting okay good teamwork i sounded like link from legend of zelda there oh yes what color you want man the one that only matters are you very careful there's a 25 percent the one that matters was supposed to be the opposite i didn't want to say blue undefeated champions of the world from their grandma's business [Laughter] they gave me an account it was too short got slapped twice yeah whatever dude [ __ ] out luna's carrying you i don't know what we're doing here but okay i have a good feeling i feel like noble's playing that's it nice nice i'm on uno no you're not what the [ __ ] is his hand walk with louie take louie's cards are you sure yeah yeah yeah give him my dog shift damn differently wow good trading with you this game is going on a while i'm getting bored shut the [ __ ] up you can't talk dude you're the one holding it up i think it's worth it yeah oh my gosh oh [ __ ] i don't even plus two of this [ __ ] no what am i doing oh [Music] holy [ __ ] what is happening here another nice card no [ __ ] luna you [ __ ] [Laughter] oh yes yes the clutch master wait can you just take mine yes yes because yes you should have played it what play what i got a plus four all right let's let's see it you have enough what are you what is you doing boy you're going back so and then you just plus four whatever just gets rid of it it's fine or if it takes the plus four oh there you go thank you yeah no problem give me three wins please if you lose again you just you lose again which one which one two yellow oh should we look at that i think we gotta risk it i think this would do well oh my god oh my gosh [Laughter] wait think about this what are we doing i guess you gotta trade with me yeah jesus that's right [ __ ] you guys that's right yeah our win was way more cool yeah look out of here we did it we won all right look at his lineup look at this all right sorry sorry my bad my bad yo look at this lineup okay hey look at his lineup look at look at this line on it hold on hold on now for [ __ ] look at this lineup i think it's gonna be me and brian versus mu no will it never we're doing teams never been seen before is it teams yes and it's oh no i did not sign up for teams i well it's okay you got it you got a good you got a good teammate been bamboozled let's go brock all right don't worry wow you'll be fine stop complaining this negative not gonna be fine yes moo what good man see that let's have a nice peaceful game of uno okay oh god damn it oh i think we're gonna win this one brock we've got a good feeling about it use the seven really no who had it brock [Music] yes [Laughter] [Music] stop helping them what are you doing can you stop no i can't i can't stop stop we're not gonna win we're not gonna win there's no way we win no no you guys are good you guys are in good shape reverse it reverse it reverse it he's gonna draw he's going to draw okay [Laughter] we might win brock we actually might win or not no we're just whittling him down yes no why why wouldn't you play the others you know what oh [ __ ] whatever it's okay i don't care give me what i no wonder brian couldn't win with you [ __ ] low iq [ __ ] oh do you realize what you just said you know how big a moose is idiot come on bring it on i sh i shall oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] yeah and a yellow one too yeah that's right yeah [ __ ] you nogla you know what i might i might do it now oh he's going they're going which one which one did you want me to play no the other one are you sure because what if the okay go oh brock rock rocky yeah [Applause] [Music] damn dude [Music] wait no brian had the plus four come on plus four oh my gosh no i have the luck plus four thousand plus four i had the look pretty sure it's not gonna matter cuz i'm pretty sure you have a yellow zero yeah that's correct here it is okay oh okay okay [Applause] play the two greens y'all brain farted right now yeah i did oh enjoy it that's 20. yes yes the brain of a [ __ ] moose no iq rock fight lord help me oh my gosh brian no wonder you didn't win with brock everybody the record i think mu is smarter wasn't that we were good it was brock i was let here under false pretenses yeah you shouldn't have been led here in the first place all right i'm out no oh ah come on back brock don't be like that damn it dude you have this effect on people oh what the jumping changes i got on control of the jumping changes it was a last time now it's x wow what oh yes yes he snaked diono in no and then you plus two brock get out of here get out of here get out of here you're just as bad as the npc no don't don't play it back draw yeah yes [Music] yes very good oh very good oh [ __ ] hey hey it's very correct oh um i don't care i like your attitude helps us play the tree no way dude big brain over there big all right this is tough i can't tell you gotta draw dude you just gotta draw and hopefully get something better better than what i feel like i'm good it's gonna get like i swear dude i swear i swear that's a good one that's a good one mr tree plus fours last round okay hey we didn't choose that we showed you our hand you actually had it we hadn't been on that we actually had a bit of fun with it that was just petty that one please please please please please yeah oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no no no why would you no i'm gonna get i'm gonna get plus i hate it i know i'm getting a plus aiden [Laughter] sorry that you had so much fun doing that and now we do is there anything we can do this okay okay okay okay [ __ ] do it do it do it no there it is we did it we did it we did it yes oh my god dude oh we stopped right by the skinner by the skin of our scroll way dude oh the fight the fight you want me to play the green five green five yes brock i have a green five two it's a blue eight no glass oh right yeah sorry ginger bro change your quantity because brian has a plus four for sure i just trust me on this bro yeah yeah put the zero down all right brian is a plus four enjoy dog [ __ ] oh no he doesn't yes no i deserve this yes oh no sick plays man yeah [ __ ] plays he swapped with him oh this is the place wait a second uh what do you have now oh wait a second wait a second uh uh oh wow what the [ __ ] does this do anything we're actually going to win oh for [ __ ] sakes yes we actually did it that was [ __ ] dude it's the most stressful game to be honest though that that swap for him to give me a plus four which led to you getting the six was pretty high iq oh you had no idea you had no idea yeah what should i do brian because you know what i mean you want to help me win what are you going to help me win yeah but then oh but then but then that's definitely going to happen oh wait a second this is this is next level oh my god whoops does it mean brock are doing amazing we're where did you dream real dream team there you go english is hard i need so it's only my first language oh swear the [ __ ] you have a yellow uh i don't yes oh hank oh god i know the way this game has been going uh probably gonna get a plus four because that's our luck today yeah there it is oh is [Music] you should you should just go for it use it okay and then oh my gosh how many plus bars do these two and then and then he's got he's what are you gonna do he's gonna play another plus four mega yellow oh my gosh this is so funny hit him with it no no way there's no way there's no way are you kidding me man this game has been so dumb dude i actually have to [ __ ] go in like a minute just play the game you have to leave yeah play the dynamite and then you can [ __ ] off and i'll win with an ai you just leave a record just win within a minute evan i'm so sorry brock i should have thought that one through yeah that was unfortunate hey that side weird one okay all right all right i literally have one minute okay i don't know what the [ __ ] this is stupid oh my god dude there's no way there's no [ __ ] way bonnie's telling you hurry up haven't clark's attacking an irl ending camp put down anything just play just play something for the love of god oh my god what what is happening this is not anything in a minute yeah we got it we got it we could do it we could do it holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] come on we could do this we could win do this in time for my meeting we could do this hurry up brian when brian hurry up brian oh my god brian you're making heaven left for his meeting come on we gotta go quick evan's gotta get you give me a million dollar meeting he's gotta get to his million dollar meeting guys okay and then what swap swap swap with evan swap whatever okay now what god damn no no no holy [ __ ] dude i'm doing it i don't care oh my god what the [ __ ] is happening i don't even know what this is i don't care it just makes it a color you made it red dude every minute evan's late he loses a hundred grand come on hurry on dude and he has to pay it to me that's the rule i didn't make it i just followed him up yeah yeah yeah come on come on oh yeah yeah yeah here we go here we go i believe i believe i believe everybody's got a meeting to get to hurry on brian you better click go no it's a nice one nice one there you go okay brian is the moment of truth if he has a plus two keep going i don't know i swear to god i swear to [ __ ] god yeah [Music] that's right yeah that's right we won when it counted evan shut up and got your meeting good job brian stop clawing you think about all the things you did wrong today okay the only thing i did wrong was play uno with you you got outplayed all right yeah go to you probably you probably don't even have a meeting hey dude you're still here you did this on purpose what are you talking about look at the lobby look how it's set up what do you mean you think this is my first time playing uno it's gonna be me and nogla okay okay isn't that what you want yeah you don't want to play with me after last time i saw your thumbnail i don't want to play with brock after what he did in the gta thumbnail for his last video listen moo i think you're a better person than nogla i think you're you're a better human being but i want to [ __ ] win yeah you brock i mean have a good time with brian and brian yeah you're okay thanks dudes brian michael hamby he's he's a dude you you do realize because of you if i go on my wikipedia page it says brian michael hamby i can't i can't get it to brian hamby wait we're doing so nos i think yes we are yes i'm eating food by the way so if i kind of miss something moves or something like that this hot chocolate in the french toast isn't going to eat you you can you can you can use your thingy no don't don't do it man i'll use my thingy big mistake big mistake don't plus two me you know what's gonna happen god damn it no good acting right learn that one [Music] okay okay okay okay okay all right all right oh [ __ ] okay draw plus four drop plus we haven't seen one i bet you brock has a plus four i could feel it you got it [Music] why was it my fault because you guys were talking you're [ __ ] okay you know what you raised your voice so you're right he's a great teammate isn't he yeah he's the best i thought not gonna be me talking or are you choking on your food no i gotta eat it quick because i don't want it to get cold this is a [ __ ] it's the only time i'm ending like that i hate doing it okay [Applause] i'm talking on my [ __ ] chicken and rice good one uh yeah why oh oh my word for nothing oh stupid dude do it you're [ __ ] stupid do it oh let me play let me play my star wars reference please do it do it um there you go there you go you got it you know what i was talking about i don't speak noga oh wow are you [ __ ] kidding me oh for [ __ ] sake it's not even yeah that's right that color oh my balls yikes that was a really stupid color to choose i didn't mean to choose it though i was finishing my chicken and rice we get it you're eating chicken and rice awesome [Music] [Laughter] oh yes what color is it i have a wild i'll just make it that color uh evan draw plus four plus four there it is i'm gonna keep it though don't don't win that way that's the man i need lame people will win that way all right drop plus four plus four actually no play one you just got not draw another one uh i'm gonna hold on to this one yeah are you holding on to this i got two plus fours got two plus fours just ready to use them yes [ __ ] yes yes yeah that's right dude that's right [ __ ] back on top oh i just accidentally quit al dusty this is the guy we wanted we're bringing al back i accidentally quit if you agreed to play with al dusty this round say aye al you ready all right go nice um this one got a new [ __ ] game shut up all streaming just watch the match oh yes oh no that was actually wow wow dude wow wow wow wow [Music] yeah you wanna i definitely i'm just feeling like this new game yeah ryan's a good guy i think we should uh i think we should back out such a good guy he's not just a guy he's a good guy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i really brian bryce one of my favorites oh yeah i love when it does that seems so epic oh it is it is it's very epic oh just do it just do it man do it for the video do it for the video for the content rock heaven you saw you wanted brian so you wanted brian as a team mate brock that's what you got that's exactly what you got fun oh so much fun [Music] yeah no not yeah no go that's bad alt f9 i'm done what you sound boring son of a i don't remember very well the chicken hasn't set it well oh it's blue isn't it you won dude that might be yeah wow you need a plus four anywhere yeah i said i wasn't gonna end on a plus four anymore alt f9 i'm done that was good someone needs to go take the sound board away that was a good sound board i have to say that one made sense thank you brian thank you i like that one that was good okay i'll type nine i'm done all right this is perfect this is perfect yes yes keep it going oh yeah and you do that brian yeah yes and then yes s7 yes perfect yeah all part of the plan we're speaking of positivity into existence i change it green and then okay i'll draw something hmm green i can't change it to green with that no glass okay whatever you want this is this is looking rough evan no no no it's good oh oh this is so bad you know what to do evan i know he has a plus four though oh you just didn't play it yeah oh no he's drowning four plus four yeah go on no what oh interesting yes yes yes that's he's like a [ __ ] football coach you see that man right it's a regulation you get at the real ball see that man that's [ __ ] he's like a football coach you play your card it goes on to me how can we guess two ghosts [ __ ] oh look at that i agree what the hell is going on why is my thing on it's all blurry like the lsd doesn't kick in for another 10 minutes like you've ever done lsd jesus christ yay [ __ ] and you have brian you want to make a confession i've done loads of [ __ ] you've done loads of drugs confirmed that's my thumbnail no i don't need to hear more from a heroin addict wait till you see the table oh nice man there's habits in my day nine [Laughter] i don't know what do you want me to do beautiful really too many cards there's no tactics at this point okay this is going to be this win all right i know and you'll see in my world of retardation [Music] selfish play nova what was it oh i wasn't even i wasn't even watching to be honest okay after we just destroyed him every single game no to you ah this is perfect this is exactly what i was perfect actually guys can i play nope guys no guys dang it what's wrong brian got no greens yeah [ __ ] the two of you all right okay honestly for a brock's hand he didn't have many that is a [Music] okay now swap with somebody not me one of them right okay and then when you jump in swap it in the other guy stupid-ass hand there you go there you go ouch but here's the thing it's another seven okay yeah but which one are you gonna take yes yes yes yes yes yes see that's the thing brock okay all right all right i'm just gonna get rid of some carrots that is a good thing oh no oh here we go time to draw oh wasn't that wonderful stalling the wind and plus to him and we shall get victory it looks like that zero evan five minutes ago was crucial right look what card he just got up we knew what we were doing he hit the sound board hit my soundboard don't do it don't do it don't even do it don't even do it that's right you have to say yourself hey alt f9 all right all right as brock says at the beginning of every video hey man i made up that word all right gotta do that with your throat when you do bro oh [ __ ] look at these cards yeah yep yep evan this is wait a second i could see your cards you can see one side of them the one side not the other i don't know i don't get i don't get i don't look look i know don't explain so don't explain to them are you ready yeah go ahead to flip oh okay okay okay [Music] did that do anything yes i i i still i was just changing the color no but it also i think makes someone feel like this is like a plus five yeah this is like you have to pick up until you get an oh orange gosh wait a second the colors are all different they're perfect wait wait wait wait the new plus four card is it wow i'm [ __ ] kidding i don't like this i don't like this i don't like this i don't like this [Music] you thought plus please no boys ah yes i love this this is way there's way too much shame jumping jumping there's way too much [ __ ] going on in this game this is like turning into fortnite where you have to like build and [ __ ] cooper limitless man or whatever that movie was this is a new level where sandy to flip it changes the background and everything this is wild there we go there you go oh you skip everyone evan with that card oh wow why don't they just make it you could go again why is it like oh we're gonna skip over everybody and oh we're going to play my trap card oh my god this is what is going on oh [ __ ] no he was on two cards did anyone pay attention to what cards he had no i'm not i gotta rewind the footage oh this nerd all right [Laughter] oh [Laughter] straight up i refuse to play 7-0 on this you can't you're not allowed it's probably just too much chaos they tried it themselves and they're like no this can never be unleashed to the world i don't i don't like this because there's too much going on yeah we're just going to be like just get smarter no i'm just saying like everything just seems so random though man take some adderall cocaine same time i don't care see nice and simple for you now evan you can relax now i'm just saying i like the other version better that's all i'm saying but i get it you want to make money and i get you want to get more views i get it yes i get it i get it you need to provide for your family and i get it i get it i get it you need to buy [ __ ] for your family and i get it you want more views you can get more money and that's why we're playing this i get it just saying i like the old one better that's awesome has a yellow reverse and like a turquoise flip thank you you're the best you're the best evan i i hate uh hey man i'm just trying to provide for his family you know thank you what a nice guy what a nice guy gotta say everything right here very good yeah less stressful it is you don't get it nice nice choice nice you don't get to go nice yes this is very good oh if you jumped in there i wouldn't [ __ ] left hard oh [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter] here we go all right win again that one wasn't my fault can we flip the [ __ ] cards oh okay i'm trying to flip them i just don't get the flip it's going yeah flip boys [Music] that's true i don't have red hyper red how much nova how much uh honestly i will give you a hundred dollars [Music] there you go wait a second oh thank you brian no way brian come on dude [Music] no i won from that one wow look at that no [Music] as you can see brian is on the left no i got to pick first that's actually you world order nice man nice one nice dude nice dude nice dude right brian does love his nether i can't even play a card thanks brian oh dude this could end and you could win it i didn't mean to hit that one you're gonna win you're gonna win you're gonna win oh no i'm not you're gonna win i'm not no i'm not oh definitely not wait i might we gotta change color we gotta change color everyone's got orange can't let it win can't let it even win uh brock brock you have a six come on gotta draw come on let me win so i never have to play this game mode ever again give me something give me something please stop him oh it's an orange one yeah click i'm just clicking my card i'm just clicking it and then i skip everybody i'm just clicking it i'm clicking it and hoping i'm just clicking my mouse and hoping and you got god damn it oh oh i made it this color what if he bluffed us for a second i was like what if evans just looked into the future there no one else no one else just me just me just me face slap in the face and hmm you guys like this color huh yeah pretty cool i'll just put this down i don't know why not what yeah there we go back to normal [Laughter] rain man to count all these cards he's got a magenta magenta number i don't know if any of you have uh what is it called photographic memory because i definitely do not oh no oh yeah sam that was [ __ ] the people who had photographic memory in school no that was cheating i'm pretty sure don't make me win brock don't make me win you know rock [ __ ] i was better yeah memory all right i'll be honest with you i'm kind of a genius i'm kind of [ __ ] [Laughter] oh no i'm just very lucky please someone else win this time oh we're just going to sing a yeah single me out by why by helping me win i hate it when they play with nova he always wins and smiles he's so sweaty all he cares about is winning i love those comments i i check my comment section on this video i see that exact comment made by you brian this whole recording session has been nothing but a montage of victory yeah it's probably like four videos from this it's like at the beginning of like the fourth rocky just like no glitch is winning over and over for the montage it's epic music i can't do anything with this he's running up the stairs through the deck of cards i got a train gotta be the best i do dude i [ __ ] skimmed through rocky 4 last night because i have nothing to do these days and like what a stupid-ass movie that was i thought it was so cool i thought it was so cool when i was younger literally just like his black friend who dies and then he's like i must avenge him and then and then he goes to russia and just rocky three what are we talking about that's rocky iv oh no rocky is with mr t huh yeah yeah oh okay you know not all black people are the same rock okay i know you got confused holy moly talk about apollo creed then you just went with mr t so you've no choice i love the noises it's like squishy shoes wow big plays oh big plays over there there we go big players i love these sounds oh [Music] yes what are you doing to me what are you doing to me oh i can stack him oh i've given him a win i just feel like he's a blue i just know he's the bull just yeah yeah no oh no yeah i do oh my god i tried to act like i was acting yeah yeah yeah that's not gonna confuse me thank you the problem man the problem where the winner is here it's secretly a 2v2 this recording station is looking for dog [ __ ] man oh brock all right everyone don't tip me i am hovering over the leave button right now welcome back to another session of nogla forces his friends to play uno yeah look at that stupid smile look at this guy how could you say no to this that's a smile of excitement of some stupid that's me i'm being held against my will look you just couldn't say no to my puppy eyes look at them they're adorable some puppies need to be put down okay oh what a surprise oh we're doing flip i didn't even know okay don't worry brock you have me you'll be fine best teammate ever man honestly so glad i forced you to be here well hold on i'm not gonna play no [Music] look dude i speak several languages that really caught you you just spoke all of them at once i too speak retired don't do it don't do it do the other thing do the other thing don't do it don't be touched to the dark side brother what are you talking about okay see this is the road to victory this is the world to victory just trust me man here we go oh never mind oh never mind never mind brock has a lot of oranges no no he doesn't all three oranges brian are you listening to me i'll be honest with you he's kind of [ __ ] uh i guess i guess i'll just do this just in case brian yeah oh there it is i think you had six cards you played them all right you know we're gonna play regularly we're going to play regularly though i don't know man i like this one that's why i want to play regular uno all right there's been a trade here we go we're shooting yeah there's been a tread i'm on evan's team hello and it's regular uno these cars look so weird what the hell they do look weird they look really strange they're like cold or something you know what i mean yeah they're freaking me out you don't notice they're different they look weird yeah they look they look like they look really bold like the the drop shadows look really strong oh yeah exactly you know okay that's subtitling in 2015 right here oh yes oh yes [Laughter] oh life is good oh [ __ ] oh the the six the sick no [ __ ] man oh oh no the other thing the other thing you know what to do with it i know and you make a green no bluffing evan's got a greek car no because moo has a green zero i remember out of zero what oh never mind make it yellow i remember i remember because i was like what am i putting don't you remember that because that was the only card i looked at okay no no no no we actually have to play something we can't make noise we can't make a greater rock's gonna have to win again oh boy it's okay you're gonna win how mike no he's gotta don't give it away don't give away don't give away our strategy i like your acting act like you're not happy this is good this is good stuff oh yes act whatever we're making it green who cares who cares let him use the green zero it doesn't matter anymore oh oh he's not gonna use it he's not gonna use it oh gonna be blue brian throw it down brian [Music] what the hell that was really funny yeah you just stole my card you didn't even [Laughter] oh then i want to do this [Music] oh no no you're going to take i meant to put the other oh nevermind all right because he had a green wine and he would have won oh but i put down a red nine and we're still alive nah now oh [ __ ] all right do it evan what execute order plus four [Music] okay jesus oh here we go [Music] yes you know what to do you know what to do says he knows what to do oh what what are you sure dude yes i'm so i've never been more positive anything in my life yes [Applause] holy [ __ ] i should have read further see y'all love uno everybody loves you know you weren't forced to be here what would i play which one do i play i don't care green or yellow yellow [Laughter] don't make it red thank you okay so i'm just going to do the odds of probability here okay we're going to stick to green oh boy because it's very unlikely that he has the green so play the end it's unlikely he has an air because i have a yellow edge so he's gonna have to draw okay and then i'm just mind breathing wow okay fine all right that works yeah that's fine for me i'm okay with that okay with this though i am not no i am not okay with that i actually don't consent brock sorry i'm gonna do it anyway yeah okay just all sort of white i could do whatever i want he said it foxy who's [Laughter] that's what i'm making fun of the fact that white males think they can do whatever they want moose no no you're over i already tweeted it i started the trend moose knuckles over what do i do brock what do i do careful do it put it down throw it down oh yes where now what uh evan oh heaven [Music] why didn't you make a yellow bigger yellow wait uh okay i'll put it down oh with my full brush me make it yellow next time i can't even draw okay i will plus four and ah that works should i keep this yeah honestly keep it keep it [ __ ] [ __ ] skunk [Music] yes she did it's trending right now none of them it is trending on twitter there's like 40 tweets you're done oh [ __ ] it's my turn okay that works okay oh man that scared me all right um i guess i'll do this wait i can't play oh it's a glitch that's a glitch if i didn't choose it in that scenario now we're going to lose just because i did that takes one slip-up hold on i have to change the properties there are [Music] unless he has a seven and then we're [ __ ] [Music] thought about it you did it and it ended up being bad it ended up being okay should i okay oh great okay okay and make it yellow okay okay oh i will take the golden hand okay this is that's how consent works now do i do i risk it with the putting down the thing no i think they have a big thing brian they couldn't see it through their pants they could have a big tank not wearing pants hockey pants to be specific god damn it there there goes there goes the golden hand there goes the golden ain't no gold anymore it's a rainbow i swear to god if there's a boss too damn it's fine fine this is good why is it good why is it good if you think about it this is good oh you son of a [ __ ] oh oh don't be a scumbag [Applause] for your scumbag you could definitely you can definitely swap you could definitely swap it definitely swap it i have a good feeling about brian's hand i feel like he got a plus four definitely mind-blowing power enjoy the [ __ ] it listen to the palace [ __ ] okay into this [Music] genius mind reading exactly minus four i've zoned out of caring since the two of you it's like i'm going to toys r us with two eight-year-olds i'm just [ __ ] over the session already i just [ __ ] clicked it all right back with the nogla's favorite game yeah delirious one two three four five your mic oh my god we do it because no glue likes to play uno a lot i do i do i honestly plan my past time you know everybody's asleep in bed i'm awake playing uno oh look at this team yes oh we're not even playing teams i thought you said teams what happened no we are yeah there's look in the top right corner and also you can see my card this uno is quite helpful it's showing me everyone's cards give me your card no gloves why don't you take easy the last time we played we did terrible it was horrible i remember that's why i'm so full of optimism um i am [Music] oh my god and then this oh my god i'm sorry don't make another mistake i don't know what to do anymore oh lucky that was that was close [Music] go ahead go out the first round you know this is normal character is [Laughter] oh thank you thank you out though there you go guys oh no no i don't know which hand he's gonna take oh no no no no no no oh no it's mine oh i can't even do anything about it i'm just going to sit here and spam a here we go hey what's that gonna do for you i'm gonna throw the next card down you know how intimidated i would be if i didn't know who you were delirious and i saw that picture why can't we challenge it why can't we challenge it what do you mean challenge because that's dumb that's a dumb rule oh [ __ ] i [ __ ] hate this teammate why don't do it evan don't do it what do you want what else do you want me to do hey man he has a nice picture oh my god dude it's short it's short that i ran out of time yes there you go there you go there you go terrorization we're going out we're winning the only color you don't have oh no they took the greens out of the tank oh no no no no okay okay okay you see that and he has that take it take it take his take i know i know you went he had nothing like this [ __ ] wow that is how did you have that such a terrible hand oh yes yes thank you [Laughter] why of five all right we can't win again that's the five we can't let them win again terrorize i have a feeling that this is going to go horribly wrong very soon oh no i i don't have a funeral i [ __ ] know it's gonna go horribly wrong terribly oh there it is oh my god i can't do [ __ ] [Music] oh my god 24. all right all right we're going to do this so we're going to do this wow so lucky making it blue there you go it won't let me it wouldn't let me pick which one probably because you have so many cards wow all right whatever it is [Laughter] there you go you know what we're never going to go out this is going to be the longest round in the land yeah bring it back to me just do it it's fine i accept it now [Music] me and vanessa are the best of friends and that's what powers are uno that's right powered by friendship my friendship is powered by friendship exactly brought to you by friendship oh there we go oh no please no yeah you can have that terrors i don't want that [ __ ] and and i will draw this i get a lot plus four plus four plus four plus four don't you dare i bet you they have a plus four yeah they do just through two plus actually put it down and then again oh my god why do i play uno with you guys i get the shittiest feet mate did you win if i don't put it in my video i don't think so what about a two second video give skip i know because then i can do this like you don't do i show one and then i throw another we could have skipped back and forth we could have been skipping friends skipping friends skipping friends i couldn't get to you i like it i like it no you don't don't forget to click it [Music] i almost throw the [Music] oh i'm sorry [ __ ] heaven oh what oh i like it i like it terrorizer evan don't you don't you be yelling across the table for him don't do you play with a controller yeah why do you play with a controller no because it made me it forced me to do it all right against your will all right i'm i'm on the mountain keyboard now there you go i haven't just jumped myself i killed myself just do it do it evan put it down because he used to draw then i don't know who has to draw oh uh brian does oh my god he was right he he screwed you definitely screwed you right there there you go it turns into the rain man of uno that's a great opportunity rain man that much brandon about it you know that was the okay you can have all the [ __ ] that just picked up nah i'd run out of my cards back then [Music] [Music] it's okay though it's okay i'm not worried not worried about it i'm not worried not worried you're not worried i'm worried i'm worried i'm waiting i'm worried about it we did it yeah yes we did it oh my god oh [ __ ] so we're still going now [Laughter] that was not a good decision ah delirious your brain hurts your [ __ ] dick [Laughter] excuse me he said he said deck okay relax god i miss play with you guys show me the dick that's how my last uno video got demonetized there you go yellow seven use yellow seven i know what should i do bad is going to happen everyone's just going to draw a regular yellow oh come on come on come on what is it what is it please please please oh please yes oh my heart is pounding four men screaming at uno out of the cards that's it heart of the cards yeah there you go there we go there we go what are you going to do now no glue huh i have four choices what [Music] [Laughter] he's got oh what again actually it's already green ah give the seven to me give the title to me for me i have a plan can you see [Music] if you're asking me if i see my answer to that is c c or yes let's save it drop plus four that's my god that works okay there it is we won the game thank you for playing guys really only one try this is it the cards delirious i don't have part of the cards [Laughter] i need a shower after this wow oh my god you're just like yellow [ __ ] [Laughter] thank you what is i'm not playing anything [Laughter] oh i'm so sweaty yeah i want to go this way huh i need a [ __ ] shower i can feel the sweat my shirt is sticking to my to me like you know there you go evan bring it back to him don't allow him to do what you don't want to do okay yeah yeah don't don't don't do what you do want to do that dude do it don't let him tell you what to do do it memphis it's your turn do him evan you're kidding you do what you do when you do it evan yes how do you supposed to know what number he had no we're not playing we're playing oh you want to play we're gonna go to bed you want to play again let's go let's play again no we just won best out of seven what are you talking about you didn't win best out of nothing it's best out of seven we're winning i'm done i'm done that's why you wanted to keep playing he left okay watch brian [Music] oh oh my god [Music] is everyone here i'm good no will you ready [Music] all right ogle's been waiting for this all day every week every week it's similar to that of a lily blooming in spring this is weird me not being on noble's similar feeling slapping a homeless man felicia okay i might just leave yeah he's doing he's doing that talking for no reason thing oh my overeats what's the order coffee why is it cold i hearted it warm guys shot me in the nick she slaps i made it [ __ ] warm stupid mr boba bastards can't get an order right oh [Music] what order number do i do four [ __ ] pray yes have i done well master there you go there you go gosh there you go oh wow okay sorry bro no no no sorry brian oh no sorry bro no oh sorry brock this is going great do you have a plus two no having so much fun no there you go oh wow okay great oh my good [ __ ] is now gone you know how you really missed your cards evan yeah yeah yeah don't have to miss him anymore oh yes yeah i'm just a good friend no damn it hold on irvin i'll get him back for you very slowly i'll get him back there do it it's not teams but you're my teammate in my heart he doesn't like blue by the way bro do you have a one a four or an eight no clue i have a one do it no don't play anything don't play oh no it's still teams may not look like it is go ahead thank you don't change it brian don't change it brac has something to screw over them oh it's teams all over again the wild card do it kevin yeah well damn it kevin oh this could get bad really quick oh [ __ ] who's winning karma oh this is this is oh i know oh yeah let me add to my library over here like i care did you plus dude yeah i do i do actually do it and brian definitely has one no i don't yes you could have dropped in ah yes yes we needed that i have no loyalty to anyone rock was having so much rock's having a great time this is fantastic this is so much fun were you winning like three seconds ago there you go now you can play oh yeah that was kind of like i could have jumped in you're right i wanted to give evan more now he's now he's talking now he's talking all right [Music] i wish i sat the gary from [ __ ] spongebob [Music] no no no no no no no no no no blue yeah that's me are you sure you don't want to plus four little old nogla i would if i could i was gonna say i pleasure you had a pleasure in you no matter how many cars you have yes god i'll pleasure you of course for you so [ __ ] hard i'll hit me with my no brian still has one brian got that when i plus you lured him yeah oh yeah you saw that part someone has it don't don't even oh don't trust that owl your acting is too good now they got rid of the green you put that plus four down he's gonna save it to the very very end make sure we gotta know brock we gotta know he does let me see let me see let me see this let me see yeah yeah he does [Laughter] i was like i was like do i play it now before someone [Music] [Laughter] don't do it man remember all the things no you did it it happens i'm gonna vouch as frustrated as i am it's happened to me well do it really really okay oh yeah genie this game could be ending quick maybe look it up what is happening with these cards [Music] let's see this [ __ ] i see this [ __ ] oh you don't want mine [ __ ] i'm excited that i had and here i am just wondering that was probably going to be one of the fastest studio thank you [Applause] thank you that was such a calm thank you thank you [Laughter] convenient [Music] [ __ ] choice he makes really that's what i pick up and test nice jumping man oh yeah it was really slow yeah it was really slow rock is getting railed green green okay you got it mister i was bluffing [Laughter] brian hates me so much there's no way he'll actually agree you sorry i've lost him sorry how many times you're not sorry he's never sorry oh [ __ ] this is a close game now oh my jack [ __ ] [ __ ] oh yes oh my god i'm telling you you don't want to be next to evan i'm pretty sure brock's picked over 20 plus carrots yellow i don't care yes i had it yellow i heard y'all we gathered i had all the yellows i wasn't bluffing this time thank you brian appreciate it you're welcome so it's just just hand even the wind yes video right is it is it your turn next mood to jerk them off circle jerk and vanish okay you're the first one but uh it's all right we've been doing it for eight years we can do it for eight more bam bam [Music] i could jump in but i'm not going to brock thanks thanks for talking to me i appreciate it that makes it so much better that's what friends are for [Music] oh hello second [Laughter] yeah there you go oh thank you you've helped this everyone's finally being nice to me what does he have brian it's never red he just never read okay i think it's a blue ah they're nice to me now [Music] yay [Laughter] i'm sorry [Music] i don't do you see oh this yes that's the only reason you want me to do it yeah remember how i said i was playing this just for your notebook are you gonna upload it oh you'll upload it now though yeah upload it for pity views and people pity you they're all the plus fours you just swallowed [Music] somebody please make a dread to make a dread the intensity i have a plus two make it red there you go oh my god you can't put your little rats little rats squattering squaloring around any pride or dignity you know what because i'm not i'm not going to say what cards he had oh it's going to be happening for a while yep [Laughter] this has gone down to the wire fox here we go [Music] i'm pretty sure he doesn't have blue what are you ryan [ __ ] that's over ryan i don't care yeah you did you got a life to live what this is your life what's your time to brag you want to have one more game for 20 dollars i will play one more okie doke that's no problem you're gonna pay him i'll play him okay his favorite charity yeah it's called the knuckle has a kid foundation [Laughter] why is this pause oh that guy cute what the color just pick a [ __ ] color bro that's a lot of cards oh wow look at that yeah yeah [Music] oh this could be the easiest twenty dollars in your life whoa whoa crazy no way he's got a yellow three and he's going to jump in the wind oh yeah he's got it okay okay okay you know do you know what you know what color he has no clue okay all right all right all right all right i don't know i don't know exactly i'm not gonna press anything not going to press anything the game is not going to give them the right color the game wouldn't do that that's the game the game would not do that it doesn't matter wow i'm not paying you [ __ ] how many times have you complained about ending like that moo yeah yeah hypocrisy after i've been really like it happened tonight that was my little bit of revenge wow hip hip-hop gentlemen okay welcome everyone to uh uno sounds like you're conducting a class this is my uno seminar we're gonna be talking about the logistics and the philosophy behind the history of unobtaining back in the 1900s how is this going to help us in life it won't but it will take up time until you're dead well i'm just doing this for the credit gotta graduate somehow yeah that's true are we ready yeah brian you're not talking that's it's okay you are now that's great evan he's gotta kick everyone's box here yeah all right okay okay all right there class is in session don't take drugs let's go so you had an idea apparently we're doing something different right yeah a little bit different i've got two just dance carrots that i think can swap things around a bit more and fashion things a little bit you know oh i haven't played this in a while what great start oh i knew it oh no oh no brian definitely has one yeah no no yeah oh so what did you do noble there's custom cards and uh one of them is fantastic and i would love for someone to put it down now oh why you do that because i could i'm feeling generous there you go oh wow what a nice guy i love this what does he have what does he have um don't tell him brian oh never mind he's a black green green four i could play a green four and then he'd win i'll be illinois no no i can't keep sucker it's a blue four no you've agreed foreign for no oh the cards are going down i don't care at all that you did that brian oh i like him oh okay yeah cause it's the cat it was one of your worst ones just just so you know that was a real [ __ ] struggle come on dude well there's gonna be a bit more struggling oh what do you mean oh fine i'm the one who got the [ __ ] cards oh no you chose wrong no gloves oh no i'm brian oh you're choose wisely he doesn't know he doesn't know he doesn't you're right look at loud noises okay all right that's why i wanted red this is where the special card would come in handy i have twins i have twins we need there's no special card i definitely put it in there oh wow huh what does that do i don't know what it does i didn't write it but it swaps the cards around that's not the special card i was talking about that's cool that's fine actually wait no this works no no no it's the other special card that i want no no no no [Music] yes boys yes good job everybody good job everybody keep it keep it you got a six on there he bit six keep it six everybody i guess this yeah i guess that works six oh my thanks wow no no no no oh i forgot i forgot that you had twins i had the twins twins there were sixes oh wow would you well you know warm up that's a good warm-up i'm getting spaghetti for dinner congrats man thank you let's get rid of that card someone who could have jumped in who's the douche that didn't jump in [Music] [Laughter] don't worry brock he is a douche you're correct special card yeah what does that do is that i you get my cards i get yours ryan special card right what does he have brian yellow zero easy yellow zero yeah that's right i don't have a yellow zero have an orange fox man or whatever that is i see oh look at these carts yes my collection's growing boom go ahead brian do it oh how could i have no idea i got the master play yep he sure does go ahead van os go ahead okay oh he's waiting he's a zero yes no no no no no we're going back we're going backwards we're going backwards rock it's up to you terrorizer clearly has an agenda dude what the [ __ ] was that ending no no no no no no no no why would you do that dude that's so messed up i don't know i just felt like it i like the right thing i saved you no glove thank you oh no thank you it's fair it's fair i deserved it yep you no go don't worry you actually did that time thank you all right okay i saved you oh thank you evan this is so fun i'm having fun damn it that's great of course yes [ __ ] you nobody oh thanks for saving me i saved you i mean yes i saved you okay let's go no no keep it green keep it green yes keep it green i want you someone magic card put on magic card get somebody oh okay that's the magikarp let's see no oh no that's actually bad damn it oh well will brock win again no wait no way no way always complains about other people in the world wow great this deck doesn't require skill that's why i haven't won yet i might never play uno again at the red this is gone wait brock it's working breaking him someone get that special card right now but the whole point of us doing this was the special card what is the special card does it exist no we've already used the special card that's the special card that's always been in there i'm hungry that's why i'm not winning how long does it take to make spaghetti oh no glove what hurry up whatever i'm so over it i'm hungry stop whining [Music] i don't even have the energy to click on this plus two and give evan four carrots nope not happening that made me feel a little better douglas energy scale is the rise is dependent on my happiness yeah yeah wow go on you know what here you go here you go no problem dude look at that dude no problem what a nice guy what a nice guy i'm a great guy i'm a great guy too many too many times too nice was i i was too nice oh dude i hate you no you love me you love me i'll i'll knock on your door and hug you that's so creepy look that's pretty weird i'm weird about it just we're always hugging wow you do it in these times wow yeah yeah what a monster i'm gonna put this down what are you doing put that down and then i'm gonna go yellow green no i like blue god dang it i'm happy again oh wow that should be a lot of energy a lot of energy yeah uh there's like scientists like studying his brain it's like oh [Laughter] oh he's got a yellow zero guys it's a blue seven no it's a yellow zero that's a blue seven is it you already have a zero i'm so confused it's a blue seven it's a seven it's only one it's a blue find out okay yep blue seven yep it's definitely yellow zero what did you do that for oh no he won he won yeah [Laughter] [Music] and make sure that mood doesn't ruin this next one no goes on life support right now energy levels come on nogla oh nice all right we're gonna wait a second [Laughter] [Music] will you hug me will you hug me yes okay i'll say we didn't sounded hesitant but i'll tell you we didn't say when so yes okay that's fine i can wait i get one free hug from evan like how awesome is that yeah all the other ones cost two dollars no i only need one because once i hug you i'm not gonna let go so creepy at least i'm hungry damn it damn it damn it never never never never never never damn it yes oh please don't let him win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win oh boy win win win oh win win win win win win win win win win please give me something to win and be so happy please [ __ ] [Music] way to go why didn't you play a card why because then he has more of a chance because then if i put down a number then he might have that number you know what i'm saying oh it's your fault anyway well actually you picked the blue brian it was your yeah yeah exactly nice oh nice noise broke noise who could have jumped in evan no it's definitely no glove no it's not me it's heaven it's not real why would i bring attention to it the perfect crime yeah i would be really smart though okay see you evan no it's not me somebody has it out there and somebody's lying maybe it's bright oh [ __ ] who is it this is like a new game who did it who killed the janitor in the kitchen with the plus four who's the murderer just pulls off his mustache he couldn't take him anymore the pressure uh rhymes on two oh oh yeah you're right he's still on two got him back rock likes blue come on it actually is probably my favorite color what's your favorite color nogla celery celery please just give me something give me something give oh no dude i don't know i guess i'll just [ __ ] see what happens see what happens why'd you make it blue i don't know dude i don't know we don't know that oh my goodness likes blue i like celery it's not hard to remember that's okay we're okay oh save the dare burn burn that's right burn what the [ __ ] is bird bird i don't want my celery i mean spaghetti he's losing it he's losing his mind [ __ ] i'm dude my spaghetti's nearly ready congrats man that's we're so happy thank you spaghetti saga has spent two episodes it really is a good lore yeah thrones wish to get a writing discord dancing the victory do something okay no he's got a yellow he's got [Music] no don't don't play don't play it don't play it oh yes we got another go we got another go work together we're gonna take a chance to stop me being happy i gotta do this oh my goodness perfect yes oh yes my friends just don't want to see me be happy exactly all right how was i supposed to know how was i supposed to know no no i knew you were my best friend i knew it i could hug you my spaghetti thank goodness oh my spaghetti oh [ __ ] mister there's a [ __ ] good [ __ ] this is good spaghetti rock is on [ __ ] yellow you yeah and now you just handed brian oh yeah but i didn't hit him to win just yet hey please tell me there's no way there's no way oh no oh i remember he had a yellow four bro what color does brian have i don't know he doesn't i don't think he has yellow because this has been a lot of yellows oh we'll see no glue well you didn't have to skip me i did dude i didn't have a yellow i will let you know i did have a four and if proc didn't jump in i had a little boner is that how big it gets no dude oh [ __ ] let's take a guess of what color is last guys i wonder if it's yellow oh no dude we must draw to stop him reverse it are you kidding me no way no way this is not gonna tell you he's a thief spaghetti i don't give a [ __ ] rigatoni let's go okay this spaghetti it is hazardous at the mints in it and it has the the big tomato tonkies and he's got the the long stringy things and the juices of the tomato and the meat and knowledge thingy thing and i cannot begin to tell you how uninterested i am in this video uh well i will have you know that i will have you know that there will be spaghetti and you're not getting any i'm sending free spaghetti they all have they all have [ __ ] tomato stains on them handmade with real spaghetti what do i play okay okay please just away from the mouth of my just away from the mic you're not my dad thankfully jinx yes let's go let's go let's go keep going keep going yeah yeah yeah yeah oh no i didn't realize that oh literally can't change anything you have power yeah yeah yeah i could either not play or i could play that please don't oh oh no way you have power [ __ ] bring out the angel hair pasta let's go come on i think this is the longest we've ever played uno shut up and just make that spaghetti i already had it it's done okay his mistake amazing yes i'll be honest my brain is too full of spaghetti right now i ain't no i have too much spaghetti what else do you want thanos just [ __ ] just play don't worry about it not that dude not that no i'm a fan i'm a fan i'm a fan no no oh god oh boy oh no oh we have to change it from red he has two red nines two red nines [ __ ] whales two red nines i know dude we need to change it could you change it if i well i have a six and a half nine to one no no dude i don't know oh my goodness change it change it i'm trying try faster oh no he doesn't have anything i know it alright god damn it dude oh wow look at that and i ah all right this concludes convenience moving how convenient whatever this is and as always one more game here we go that's not the same spaghetti time boys yeah i can't you gotta let me play this one man i got so much good [ __ ] i can't don't be pathetic what are you gonna do get off playing uno and i don't spend time with your family uh i know i should stop but i want to win this is bad but i also know i'm just never gonna win yo not gonna lie oh no i think i've won don't do it don't do it don't do it i'm promising you don't do it don't do this i would really appreciate it evan okay are you serious seriously i don't just [ __ ] play just play just play just play play just play just play i'm not doing that just play no no no i'm not telling you [ __ ] son of a it sounds like you got a [ __ ] of energy there move a lot of energy in the lab i wasn't gonna do that but it was just too perfect ah that works yes let's go now the real match begins now the real match begins stupid ass special card oh no no no you go you go it's fine it's okay yes they gave it to me finally that's right that's right all right i'm here oh you're in you're in are you joining me welcome oh gosh yeah stop talking thanks for the welcome thanks for the welcome i appreciate it welcome home recording he's just welcoming me jesus that's that's his youtube recording voice i know no it's not we're not recording it at all welcome the match isn't starting at all the match isn't starting we're fine here we go the dream team let's go you got that mcdonald's wi-fi now evan yeah yeah yeah yeah i did uh i might have made a mistake brock oh i played that one on the table you can play that oh oh all right okay okay okay okay give me a plus alright all right relax plate evan do it say it so tell me tell me to do it do it deal with you execute order 74 executed 69. oh oh [Music] do [Music] oh that would have made the wind sweeter but i'm still pretty happy with the taste first you told me to do it and then we did it your mobile phone hotspot is working a pretty good job here evan you haven't disconnected i know let's just thought respect that your your mobile data is better than spectrum internet that's right that's also five thousand dollars in internet fees oh wow you know what i'm gonna do a little huh one of these interesting interesting okay okay okay wait a second [Music] oh he got the [ __ ] dance card he got the dance club he definitely got the dance plus four no go get another one i'm just gonna i'm gonna go with the original strap i gotta draw something i got a drop that's good that's yeah i guess that's good i don't know i keep it away from brian's dance ball because he has the diamond brian should i just yell it why is he yellow and she's very what oh no oh no no no oh boy oh no ah yes yes dude yes yeah you thought i didn't have it he that's right that's right you thought you thought i wasn't gonna win you thought i was gonna get disconnected i was i was playing you i was training you so my name time continuum thing he's talking like from five minutes ago red [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] that's what you get yeah yeah brian that's what you get yeah that's what you get that's what you get oh great brilliant [ __ ] no that was actually that was actually good though that actually kind of worked out i'm stop complaining hey you like that zero there evan you get your plus four back yeah true just make sure to use that on brock uh change color change the color cause he's got the saving oh yeah yeah i'll make it uh [Music] does he have another seven though what should i get well you just had the hand i'm very confused what's going on right now does he have this there you go he's got something there right whatever what in the world just happened evan's keeping he's plus four that's his property uh yes sort of but in another way come back here come back here all right i'll give this to you in a minute evan i just gotta draw a plus seven what's [Music] [Laughter] [Music] unless you get a the hell what the hell what it's okay it's okay relax man relax i'm so relaxed here just do it just [ __ ] use it man all right all right that's okay it's okay and you know what to do okay see everything's gonna be fine everything's gonna be just uh yes just dandy someone was able to jump in so i'm just gonna take that for you yeah yeah yeah it's a good move i'm just gonna take it okay okay okay all right yes all right he's raw about it mcdonald's wi-fi coming in six is fine the six is fine to six to six to six all right all right i'm gonna fix my internet dude okay okay okay what do you what do you suggest just do it just [ __ ] it okay make it blue blue okay [Music] could have done the other one yeah we could have but you don't need to okay okay we're gonna hold that one that's good that's gonna be that's gonna be good okay now watch this boom see that okay right hitting with the celery he's thinking about to do right i'm going to do this you're going to get it just do that hit him with the celery all right stop saying celery right there i don't know what color he has just do it brock okay and then hit him with the fox that looks like he's dressed up as a dragon ball z characters uh yes see that's how that's called mental warfare okay mental warfare call it call of duty call of duty mental water that sounds so bad coming to uno [Music] [Laughter] ryan you coming back did you get a good pee it was one of those peas that i had to really push she's had to have to suck some of it back in it's still in the system it turned into a sprinkler right i understand and did you wash your hands one of those no i didn't wash my hands yeah i was like there's no way you could gonna wash his hands who touches their penis when they pee i pee like butters i just pulled my waistband down and my and i just pee with my like smart hands around my ankles really yes oh i generally i i i i don't know maybe i'm paranoid but i kind of have to have a bit of control with the letter don't don't press don't do the forward do the other one do what do this oh yes yes are you talking about this thank you all right because i feel like okay i thought he had a place go talk and that's called distraction that's another form of mental warfare guys distraction [Laughter] him talk about mental illness all people talk about psychology penny for [ __ ] spell psychology i'm i'm pretty sure there's a psyduck in there somewhere probably zero zero zero right now i know i know oh no no oh that's a good one to get very interesting nothing [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] is [Music] computer don't worry guys that one was off season at this time i just want to thank everyone for watching the video thanks for the support and as always alt f9 sell my computer on ebay oh [ __ ] you can plus dude by cutie a lot i like the confidence uh yeah don't mess around no thanks for the win boys what wow you're holding on to a double nine all right what game are we playing next what are we playing next cutie what do you want to play scribbly or cutie some call of duty zombies did you do an arnold voice you respond to that one that one hit home no way who wait who's on whose team i'm gonna be on your team team [Music] i mean we're both canadian so we gotta you know be on the same team all right let's do this exactly he has maple syrup on his shirt [Laughter] brock come back dude what's come on dude you want to play what does that say about you 4-0 he doesn't want to be my friend no it's not my teammates that i'm worried about there we go now i don't know if you've experienced how bad it is with these guys are they scumbags yes no they're the ultimate scumbags we are not the ultimate scumbags we're the dream team we're the dream team dude okay don't be i'll sue you for libel isn't libel written yeah so you should see me for slander i'll see you whatever the [ __ ] i wanna sue you okay you're just gonna get sued that's what you need to know okay come on get your head in the game i was unplugging my [Music] so i wonder what 4-0 has you don't know you don't know all right i guess you do know no you can fill this hand i took the wrong hand you did it's your fault if you lose yes you did is he gonna draw plus four are they gonna put down a plus no no they can't they can't that's too many plus fours it wouldn't happen it would only happen to you how does it feel it's okay you'll have your day in court do it do it do it to him do what do it to him do what do it do it don't do it to him no no don't do it don't do it do it to him do it to him shut up we got him fighting each other okay why i'll do it to him do what just say what the play i don't know what you're talking about just do it why does that help do it just do it okay uh-huh then what and then what whatever will we do and then what he's gonna play another zero yeah he'll just do that why not you know why did you waste the plus four then i draw i don't get what you're trying to do look man long game i don't think he knows either yeah this is a rough session for you what is going on the long game we're definitely going to lose because you made the wrong move right there i just want to see what he's got i'm curious four three skip okay yeah well he's gonna yeah i don't know why you why did you do that why didn't you just like switch with me and then we could have you know because now we know what he has do you remember what he has it but you don't even remember four uh uh skip what color three and it's like what color is it red it's like greens and red see oh that's not going broken we're gonna lose because of you i hope you know that no no oh this is looking very good yeah why not oh yeah why not what he has a plus four obviously nothing nothing did they have the disco ball we haven't seen that yet oh okay scotty's got the damn disco ball what does the disco ball do if we had it we'd play it by now yes you're just waiting to roll down to like one because you're little rats and if i had it i could hover over and see what it did dumb ass i know what you do with it yeah yeah sure see i don't have it [ __ ] okay fair enough fair enough that brock's got it brock's got it what you didn't even accuse me no money [ __ ] are lying i don't have it yeah you don't have it because scotty took it off you oh wow every technicality you can okay i just like to see the worse than people clearly we gonna find out right now [Music] [Laughter] oh [ __ ] oh yes all right boom this is are you kidding me what are the odds [Laughter] i'm sick of this [ __ ] it's been 17 minutes i'm sick of this [ __ ] well that's your fault that was your fault for sure you made so many mistakes oh i made tons of mistakes evan like predicting that they had a disco ball and then taking it off it's such a bad decision [ __ ] you thank god that was a good call-out i wasn't actually going to play that he's got a plus for you soon so he's looking towards you bro how is he going to pause for me no mo has it doesn't he no scotty who has it because i had it scotty has it one of you is right who has it you want to okay let's find out let's find out let's find out don't reverse it i want to do it don't you he doesn't have it's got it he doesn't have it he doesn't have it oh yeah [Laughter] [Laughter] reverse that evan reverse said evan he doesn't have another green we played so many greens how do you know i just know i just know trust me bro that's acting that's [ __ ] i knew that i was acting oh [ __ ] you would be so happy if it actually was true now brock's not gonna lie he's gonna pick the actual color he has so uh i gotta try let's just see what he has actually oh that's the easiest solution oh look at that look at that look at that we got this put it put yep yep there you go oh no should i put the yeah play to zero you have a plus four yeah it's okay you could play it you can play you can play plus four no we are okay lit one played one haven't played one player okay okay ah idiot jumped in play the five impressed him you knew it the master nobody knows all you may bow down to me now evan he was just waiting for that oh [ __ ] but what do you mean play it where this goes are you [Music] blue shut up it's over it's it's over why do you do whatever you want it's over i just know it's over i know everyone's card they have nothing to say you're gonna play what i think you're gonna play and then oh [ __ ] that was not predictive wow two choices scotty all right disco heaven this guy oh sure that's risky do it okay all right all right at least i know it's your fault [Music] oh betsy's oh [ __ ] yup what oh okay oh okay at least okay let me just draw a plus four oh my god dude don't feel good that's what it's normally like that's what i was expecting let me just draw a plus four the first card first card top deck's a plus four uh yeah they call me mystic nogra who the [ __ ] else ever yeah [Music] oh i called it yeah i hesitated you could see me hesitate but i was like oh if we do that it's gonna not work if i was like oh screw it all right it was just quicker shut up [Laughter] this one's pretty good okay do the zero do do do the zero evan two to zero [Music] [Laughter] you pissed me the [ __ ] off look look look what's happening look what's happening look what's happening press the [ __ ] just do the phone this is your fault evan oh wait never mind wait you tried to screw me over wow no no got them right where we want them that's why i wanted you to swap see that's acting brock i was on my phone what'd you say it's okay man see it on my video look if you're looking to get [ __ ] unsubbed brock that's the fastest way of doing it and then oh i had that and then press the six the six yeah the six yeah yeah yeah 936 and then okay stop talking don't worry about it the six the sixth one yeah that one six the sixth one yeah that one oh my [ __ ] good then there we go and then the one one and then play the other team play the four play the four okay [Music] oh man here we go all right here we go guys i'm nervous they got a plus four they don't they don't they don't they don't gotta post four they got a plus four god dang it wait wait think about it think about it think about it i don't have to think about it hit the party i can play [ __ ] for rock what it doesn't do anything oh very simple okay of streaming i was going to let it play out and uh gg yeah yeah yeah yeah good game there you go wow dude that was intense jesus i told you parody time dude this is my last game okay because i'm pretty sure we've won even amount of games this is off season no this is for everything because we we're drawing in games we've won the same amount of games we went through the quarterfinals semi-final now we're in the final final we're the only two teams in the tournament yes but it's still a final all right you know what screw it [ __ ] it it's just going to get saucy gonna draw a plus four i i just know it oh yes [Laughter] i don't even know what color should i do i guess this um man shoot him in a red that's good that's good wait that's good all right it's good man let's go oh okay there you go you're right you're correct what did you call it come on dude oh no that was your one job i let you down now you did how did you forget oh my god ah i let you down championship goes through the dream someone might have an escort yellow baby no he doesn't have a plus four because he left i quit i quit so it doesn't yeah let's go boys let's go dream team can't be stopped wasn't even close you guys had like 40 carrots he got bum [ __ ] no it doesn't count because i quit yeah yeah okay almost lost that one okay that's basically the same player it's the same teammate oh i get it because you think brock's a cutie yeah you recording you recording heaven yes yeah all right okay take two or take one for evan i don't know all right wait how come i'm on this team what happened well uh you kicked me you kicked me from your team huh yeah i needed some space dude yeah yes oh [Music] oh you just dug your own grave look at that six you didn't expect that drop plus four we haven't got a plus four yet this round drop plus four believe in me believe in me i'm sorry man it's okay i forgive you you are forgiven i would do the leave everything in the past yeah oh no oh he's gonna try don't play it okay i mean evan's a better voice actor yeah yeah that beautiful silence you should extend that silence in the editing make it go on for like seven seconds yeah videos only need to be eight minutes long now you don't have to play games as much really we don't have to be around each other [Laughter] it's okay better me than you and then bop it's me it's okay better me than you yeah better me than you better be than you suck this is good this is good this is stupid this is what we want see i told you i'm in the punching bag do you think he's got a green i don't think he's got a green [Music] voice action oh [Music] what cards you had no stealing their [ __ ] work right now i don't know what color to make it but if i was to guess yeah you know what let the game decide okay yeah okay the game will decide if evan wins purple that was better voice acting looks better brock yeah you're getting better you're still [ __ ] you're getting better so condescending you'll make it one day kid yeah you'll be on a netflix show one day until then you can really watch it do it do it do it do it do it do it blue blue uh no no wait oh yeah it's good it's good it's good we work so hard just hard working men being abused by the americans yeah all right so do the thing and then do the thing and then do the thing and then the thing and then do this thing and i'll do that thing or you do that and then you know and then i'll go you need what is it [Applause] [ __ ] doctor strange that's it exactly [ __ ] pedo what you got what you got what you got okay whoa you worked really hard for those evan how dare you yeah you mean i got two wins [ __ ] you yeah i had to go make that personal man i'm gonna order a coffee next to piss me off brock but you order a better attitude [Music] hey the real goal here i knew it the real goal here is that we ruined the friendship between brian and moo and then we bring back that friendship stronger than ever man like mission successful to me i guess i'm gonna have to take you out on my recommended channels like that's gonna make a difference wow brock i have feelings just having a monologue with yourself right now because rock says really mean things to me oh my goodness [Laughter] that is christopher walken ow it got put oh i wonder what color yeah put the plus four down yeah okay put a normal yellow down just any normal yeah there we go well that's only gonna get a plus four and hopefully we're talking about that's all right that's okay don't worry about it man good hustle the positive out there folks okay there we go oh i didn't think it was that positive yeah it's very positive oh we can do this this is good all right i mean i could uh i don't know i think you should matter because uh anarchy because now he's gonna be able to [Music] yeah there we go very nice and now it's blue yeah see it's all part of the plant use this [Music] red red is good for now this is the biggest pile of wank ever they're taking everything we worked hard for yes brian i don't know and then boom will it faith decide don't forget the press uno brock i'm warning you now i'm click i was sitting there i was it doesn't click on jump in what's the one down put the one down oh yeah okay you can't it's kind of there the whole time you know i didn't click it before you put the card down my footage you'll see the dramatic zoom in and everything yeah okay never okay what do you think uh never what do you think [Music] sentences let's go let's go see that's how you do it you click uno first you bunch of fat nubs uh yeah but then he's gonna [ __ ] it oh yeah whatever yes yes yes oh my god thank you so much it meant nothing but your acting's really improved by the way it's not fair i think it's amazing man like i felt the emotion like deep like you were heartbroken i've been acting like we're friends for like seven years now honestly it could have fooled me yeah exactly i thought in that last two years you began to like me that's how good exactly his acting's improved oh we're all so [ __ ] fake we're just the [ __ ] fakest youtubers ever man now works out perfectly jumping jumping jumping jump there we go all right they walked out right walked out really well yes it did dude do you have someone locked in your basement right now it sounds like you did this for me no [ __ ] you [Music] like in the middle of like rock climbing oh is it my go green is the magic number remember that song no blue is the magic number i see trees are seven you got to mix numbers with colors that's the joke right you messed it up okay thank you just captain intellect [Music] jump in intellect my fellow intellect thank you no don't worry brian don't worry you see this is here no it's me there you go it's me now use the thing and make it the thing well you're not gonna let fate decide huh yeah shut up coward yeah yeah cause it works out [ __ ] perfectly no time [ __ ] no lose [ __ ] you oh and just a [ __ ] wound in a bit the [Laughter] good voice acting noga what do you mean when hello there i've brought you together somebody out there help us we're slaves we're stuck in this game we're being controlled by that madman right there with the big eyes big smile look at him make image of you right now you need bloodshot eyes because you're so [ __ ] tired editor zoom in there on your on your fantastic boss's face and give them bloodshot eyes yes oh no that is the truth because it is four in the morning hawaii make the moon make people love me with puppy eyes thank you editor you know who pays you all right with all that being said all right [ __ ] what we got we're doing solo every month for himself it's [ __ ] uno brock we got no [ __ ] every time we're not doing teams right yeah we're doing teams of one right i hate my teammate your teammate is you today i know thanks for explaining the joke all right okay all right oh [ __ ] you little [ __ ] how dare you oh never mind psych don't keep it the way it is oh i like that i like that that was perfect now you're gonna pay brian you just he places down an invoice five dollars you can just go ahead and take yours back if you want just oh oh okay okay okay okay oh [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] give him the invoice i mean yeah if i have to suffer plus four invoice yoga you sound a little down there huh i thought this was your game i thought this was your game man sound excited sound excited for me very good nigga's should look tired through this whole video i just get slowly more and more tired the smile turns to that i won't be hard to edit at all it's a beard growing i've never yawned so much that's what half the comments are on all my videos [Music] i thought he was going to go after me oh my god we get it you're talking my god holy crap stunning sounds like chewbacca i really am trying i think it's my brain trying to wake up that's what they say yawning it's been trying to do that for the past 18 years [Music] that made me smile that's so evil where to god if you have this card [Applause] on the screen i clicked on immediately i'm so sick of that and i had everyone in my last video actually if you push this key it works no it doesn't it doesn't you have to have two mouses you're having a bad day you're having a look what you just did oh [ __ ] that's my car let's have fun oh [ __ ] too late well someone's got a blue they're looking good right now there's an over half i don't even know [Music] here we go who's gonna win we're all down to one oh what color does brian have [ __ ] yellow that's why all right cheers you can't blame your teammates there mu you were just [ __ ] wow i told you i hate my teammates come on ogla wake up oh wake up oh come on oh [ __ ] here we go thanks man evan didn't you learn don't make it yellow [Music] hey uh evan do you have a six eight or nine uh i have an eight why no reason oh thanks man uh what an idiot what a great idiot don't worry i have my reasons they don't you don't even know what i have is somebody gonna win wow all right see that was my plan jesus just to make i have to do it all right it's okay now you you have a turn you probably want to do it to move because you don't know what he has you don't want to like you don't want to risk him winning you don't you don't and then [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] this is a beautiful dream come on we all contributed to that one it wasn't just this is a beautiful dream i'm telling you i planned it all along [Music] okay all right well well brock hello shall we [Laughter] adding to like just the great like tempo yeah the great dialogue you know the phantom how angry would you be if you were trying to become a gaming youtuber and like you're putting all your energy and like focus into your videos and you watch this [ __ ] guy asleep hey guys welcome to my video we've only got 20 viewers this week that's absolutely fantastic i'm so happy meanwhile i mean that's what i'm thinking i'm trying to make a video i got this guy yarning all through it be more [ __ ] entertaining well you know what guys in the comment section if this guy can make it you can make it all right see that right there that apparently is talent okay that's an influencer oh i'd hate to hear that if i get [ __ ] up just [Laughter] he said boppity-boopy it's another void man a four we're all doing cool stuff you put down a four yeah i know buck just go to bed some people have no culture i'm in bed playing uno for my phone [Music] ah oh first you sleep with my wife and now this uh do you have a do you have a three nogla um [Laughter] i wish i fell asleep and never walk up top of the description no no come on you can't make old badass joke after this no i'm not gonna win never mind hurry oh he lied damn it that's that's as many lines that's the amount of lines you're being knocked down in the description right there you're below he's marking social media there's only three links i'm at the bottom i'm underneath all the messages please be nice in the comment section this is this is great it's not gonna end soon at all oh you didn't play a card interesting because you've got the shagging disco ball no hey she's got that big fat purple thing fantastic you literally leave me no choice please tell me he picked up a plus four that time yes okay this is great was on his knees right there i'm really close to winning don't make a green i just realized what happened man i didn't know what he said oh [ __ ] oh green is really good right now bryant and i win oh let's go let's go i win no no because it's not your turn what it's not your turn wait a second i'm waiting no you're our prisoner now i was raised on a silly farm what are sillies they're penises in ireland called penis is sillies what are you talking he's talking [ __ ] if you want to know how your friend's penis is doing you ask how's your silly you say how's your willy you say it's silly no you can say you knew what i was saying when i said how's your silly you said willy no because you know silly is willie no no one in ireland caused a dick penis loads of people was like how's your silly why i've been asking you have you seen it you may ask the bigger question here oh you're growing up asking about your dicks how's your dick man hey man good to see you you gotta be aware and conscious about the health of the penis you know of the silly oh yeah oh yeah i'm just saying brian you're definitely pleased is there a hero out there yeah you yes with me right he says he means willie right you agree with me right evan okay thank you [Music] i'm going to bed [Music] today's video thank you so much for watching all the support and i will talk to you all later okay i can give you guys the news what's the news i got tested for covert okay yeah go on i had a cough because my room was really dusty and i didn't clean it yeah so you got tested for allergies no so uh let me talk you through this when my family members were going to bring me of course because i was getting tested for covert i had a taxi driver friend bring me and then he canceled on me last minute and find another taxi guy to bring me and that guy was like if you could ever imagine sitting in a car and the guy's trying to sit as far away as possible from you but he's altered driving i was going on were you in the front seat yeah i was in the front seat wait i was joking i was joking probably not the best decision to sit in the front with him but i did i was totally joking were you leaning over and giving him kisses no no no no to the other side now that you mention it i should have sat in the back yeah maybe so when you get tested for covert you go to a drive-through like a drive-through fast food there's drive-thru cover right and um it honestly looked like a back alley drug deal from a movie you know i was going in and then you go through this tight corner thingamajig and uh basically there's people in blue suits and all this stuff and uh they're all asking about you you know they care about you a lot how's your mom yeah basically he he did two swabs one was down the throat not a problem the one they put in your nose and by the way i didn't know they did this it goes super deep into the back not only that but he had to hold it there for 10 seconds yeah yeah what how could i no one taught me this it's super uncomfortable have you not been watching like ufc fighters they have to do that yeah and i'm just there with an open mouth crying and he's staring me at my face sitting in a camera taxi driver half [ __ ] in his pants the second he takes out the swab he's like can i get a six-piece nugget meal please and a milkshake no they give me they did give me a pack a lollipop something no no no i got free pack of tissues [Music] i thought there's gonna be a third stop and it was like then they took an anal swap okay and i have uh i have uh age all right brian oh by the way whenever brock's is all right that just means that he cut out something that means that i'm ignoring what noble said yeah basically he's editing out something that he didn't like to hear yeah all right again all right here we go we got some una there we go okay that's another one yeah so like you went for a covert 19 test just because you had a little cuff from the dust in your room yeah but they couldn't explain it really all right it seems as though we're doing 7-0 okay yeah yeah yeah the test results say that you need to clean your room you know in a way they didn't color what's going on moo you're kind of very cards there yeah you're very little cards oh yeah yeah and you know what color he's going to make it yeah just make it the color you have thank you reverse it reverse it it's fine it's fine reverse [Music] [Laughter] see we're friends again until we play prop underneath all the people watching brian's video complaining i just okay ragging on me i just want to apologize to absolutely no one the auto champ doesn't apologize no no man no man no what do you want me to do you know what to do stupid foxy but what would you like what would you like uh make it green oh this is worse than getting tested for cold [Music] all right you got a second chance what are you gonna do [Music] [Laughter] because i sniffled [Music] okay okay come on plus plus four i'm going you know what you want to do you're boring i like i like make it green all right if we lose then it's your fault okay well yeah oh my gosh i'm so sorry brian wait he's lying he's lying he might have blue but i'm just saying he definitely doesn't have green he definitely does not have green it doesn't have blue draw plus four draw a plus four draw plus four draw plus four all right no problem now tell me to drop plus four you're gonna remember what you're [Laughter] [Music] that's our iq evan 226 oh i thought it was 38 that's all right brian okay okay don't play something you're going to look at us i'm just thinking jump in what do you want four seconds you [Music] [Laughter] don't play that evan you gotta draw and save today [Applause] green green excuse me what am i supposed to do [ __ ] this game they're acting noble yes yeah [Music] a look at this [Laughter] we didn't get that back that's probably the weirdest hand i've ever had two plus fours and a sucked dragon and another random card it's okay this isn't rigged this is wrong ah this is motor truth no thank you that's uh that's bad acting brock uh do you know what do you know what what do you know what what what what i'm making a big play here oh that's probably [ __ ] what the hell i'm just seeing what he has alright let's have a little sneak over here yeah why not this is illegal both had [ __ ] cards brock both of them had [ __ ] do it now i have good times do it yes plus four just get the plus one all right yeah i can't see my cards right every single tactic is draw plus one yeah what was that what'd you pick up i got eight all right perfect pretty sweet right yeah very very nice dude nice sprocket skip okay i have so many [ __ ] cards this is gonna be a big sock [Music] oh here we go i just hope i don't get any character what the hell well that was great now look what you've done yeah perfectly balanced all things like all things should be what did you turn into bane [Music] now lotion in the basket hose again it gets dirt with horses go on heaven come on yellow again you're better off drawing in the plus four that's not acting i had a feeling because it's been a while since we had a plus four yeah yeah i'm not even proud of that neither am i i feel disgusting i'm so happy i don't have face cam in my video [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] um oh

Channel: VanossGaming Funny time

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Rating: 4.6588955 out of 5

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Id: K7XmmCealgY

Length: 220min 24sec (13224 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 14 2021