Using ORBITAL LASERS To Delete Intern's ENTIRE Career in Forts

oh hey there i'm blitz you might remember the last video of forts where intern and i went head to head and i absolutely crushed him like monster truck sort of crushed him but we found a new map that has three reactors and we need to use the biggest weapons in the game to destroy the other ship my objective in this video is to build an orbital laser cannon deep with inside my ship we're gonna secretly build it and then use portal technology to fire that laser cannon on his ship but before we do that i'd like to thank mecarina for sponsoring this video if you haven't heard of it before it's a free-to-play 5v5 mobile mech shooter game you get to equip and customize tons of different mechs to fit your playstyle and the game also tests my skill and rewards me for being better than my competition the gameplay is also balanced you can really feel that skill matters so if you want to compete to win and get rewarded in a mech shooter game you're gonna love this one personally i've been enjoying the panther and arachnos max i mean who doesn't love walking around with giant mechanical spider legs and firing off rocket mortars and missile racks on arachnos or placing down an invincible stasis barrier as panther to help protect you as you capture objective points macarena also has a ton of special events happening this month including the easter special and golden week events there's new weapons amazing new skins and much much more for you to explore and as mech arena continues to grow it means bigger prizes more competition and even more fun so as i said mac arena is entirely free to play on android and ios you can use my qr code here on the screen or use that link down below in the video description to get a free starter pack worth 45 dollars the steel reaper skin 500 a coins and 70 000 credits you can also add me as a friend by using my player id so don't wait and let's have some fun together well hello intern well well well doesn't this look familiar the turns are going to table this time because i demand them yes all right you can have your rematch but i'm expecting similar results i don't i don't expect similars because last time we played this map you beat the taro to me i did you it was so fun and no it wasn't i'm gonna do it again are you i think i will i'm not gonna let you but we have three generators to destroy and then once they're destroyed the ship is gone and the winner is oh you get a nice little crown and candy oh you can have the crown i'll take the candy it's uh it's swedish candy do you like swedish candy salted licorice that doesn't sound that no it's terrible it's the worst thing ever i swear it's it's like literal disgustingness well see you say that about a lot of things so i don't know how right you are nope nope i'm 100 right about this one i'm trying something that i saw on youtubes before i don't know if it's cool you did some research i did i was planning ahead this time intern i was like he beat me so bad that i don't even wanna like play against him ever again in the history of ever and then i was like hey wait other people are better at this game than i am so i'm just going to watch them instead but my things aren't unlocking the ones that i wanted to unlock they haven't unlocked yet oh but that's okay mine are unlocked oh so i can get those in no it turned that's illegal remember we're playing nice this time are we playing nice yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't feel like playing no no no no no no no no no no no please don't hit me please don't hit me i don't have any defenses yet why don't i have any defense stop what if i just do something like that no intern oh you just sniped him i just literally just wasn't even looking that was a blind shot okay i'm liking where this is going i don't where should this go i don't think it goes anywhere what i think it would look good right there i had these unlock i built the things that are supposed to unlock though oh that's the thing i'm supposed to unlock and just a check uh-huh there was nothing there in turn okay that's fine that's why it's a check yeah check and then how's this do oh we're gonna blow that up for sure actually no you're not it's gonna go in the water it's gonna go a splashy splash prepare in turn i think i'm prepared oh no you're not you have no chance to survive i am pretty well prepared no you're not i'm burning myself up oh you got lots of tea yeah yeah no no no yeah yeah yeah see i'm all right all right the defense has been defended i want to try this out though i don't know if this will work but we're about to try it oh yeah oh what why did it ricochet like that that was stupid oh you got one of those you hit yourself did you even know that was possible you know i tried doing that when we played with kade but oh wow you got two energy things i do i am i am big brain this time intern are you now yeah because that more didn't look promising it didn't you have taken out almost everything except oh you've got one of those i have taken out everything i don't like this again remember what we said we don't like things that are mean why do you have happiness why did you take him out he was my big fancy guy uh oh almost that's my sniper boy you leave him alone i don't want to oh jerk face i need to think ahead i need my brain to be thinking i know it's difficult sometimes it's hard for you also i don't know why that happened but whatever i seem to remember this what uh you'll see no yeah you will you will no well i'm on fire again you are you like being on fire oh that made it through oh yeah both of them did and fire what is that that's a laser i picked the wrong one um why did i pick the rock laser no i was wondering what is that doing nothing it's a stupid laser ow oh boy we're pulling out all the stops right now things are actually happening right now this is exciting whoa i'll get through oh yeah these are gonna make it whoa oh you got all of them and you shot yourself how about some fire juice you just fired my juice did that just break all those shots yeah wow i didn't like that either i'm gonna keep that in mind oh oh no wonder you got portals right there oh i'm thinking with them you have too many guys i don't think there is such thing whoa that was a cool trick did you see what i did there yeah you tried to fire it back but it didn't it didn't you're right is that a heavy it is hmm what if we just do that i don't like it when you do whatever you're trying to do wow al would you not do that again it's the battle of the snipper ripples oh i almost won i almost won and he's dead yay win the battle the snippers now i have to build a new snipper yeah me too and then uh something like that nope nope illegal illegal intern i don't think it's as illegal as you make it out to be really oh yeah that was dumb okay this will be fun yeah we'll see no that's not the fun thing stop burning up whoa you have a howitzer now why do they stop on those looking good oh i did it you defended it again yeah no yes okay two made it in two made it in this can make it in ooh that is burning so good wow yes it did burn good whoa come on um i think you missed oh you're kidding me oh gosh that was nice one no it was rude there was nothing rude about it there was everything oh that was rude speaking of rude things oh yes okay hey a few of them oh i blew something up did you yeah i did oh and i can also do that oh [Music] oh that's exposed it is not sure i can't why did i that was what are you doing that was a premeditated battle it was so far off hmm what to go for next yeah i know right it's like we're we're at like this weird stalemate oh no no i don't have to hit my flat guys so hard now the top of my boat is just sad as a case of crippling sadness yeah why is that flack okay go go go go go go go go go go go go go yeah i'm gonna go ahead oh that was perfect right inside of the old sphincter that's fine that's fine and then uh something like that no no no no no no repair everything repairing it oh you can't repair fast enough oh i don't need to repair when you got terrible aim like that well one hit it so i don't know what terrible aim you're talking about but that seems pretty good that is that's right in there that's right in the money maker uh-huh and i think that could be good too um maybe not uh-oh okay i think we're doing okay oh that would have been so good oh boy oh that was a beautiful cut oh my gosh oh that was a beautiful yeah everything hurts everything everything is awesome oh yes good hit wow everything is cool when you destroy intern by the rules you're not even playing by the rules i am i'm making the rules all right okay gotta okay god buy my time yeah that was a good that was a good one and then you've got problems happening right in there so we should probably go whoop i think you need to know we're okay we're okay oh my goodness why do you have so many i don't have explodey time okay how do i come back from this tears of sadness just straight up crying here have some more no no everything is not awesome oh okay oh i like it when you go uh oh oh that was a good hit okay that's fine that's fine oh shoot that's not fine okay good i don't like this when you're trying to do this comeback i like it i don't know what that's like wow ow ow okay i gotta build but i can't now i've given you an a slight advantage i've let you live that's the perfect kind of advantage i love that advantage i don't like it when you're living we need to end it end your no end your livability would you not do that how about you try not living stop it nah it's okay i got them both off that's okay i got rid of them both oh you got three now no ah i can't all of my anti-mortar defense is gone now okay ooh okay don't say i gotta think ahead see all of my defense is gone and if i'm trying to build i can't build because you've destroyed things good because i've kind of been worried about going on here so i haven't been paying all that much attention are you too poor to pay attention yeah we're back to this rehashing jokes that's usually what we do around here no that's my one chance in life i just got to keep you i want to take that chance away from you maybe something like that come on come on yes yes no oh blew up one of those i'll take it i don't like you right now i hope you know that i was wondering when you'd say that you've gotten on my nerves intern that's my favorite pastime oh this is done why is here uh how's this feel wow oh that was a direct hit to the reactor nope oh you see what i did there i see what you did there how about some of these would you like that oh please that didn't work oh you oh no that was a good shot oh i'm on fire there's nothing there anymore why are you shooting there because it was just uh generic batman i might need batman right now why is that just because you're so mean to me hello mean to you see i've learned one thing you can't defend all of the bullets in the entire world oh that was a good hit oh gosh i look away for a second and everything is on fire everything is remember what we said about everything being awesome this is not awesome this is the exact opposite of awesome everything is cool when you destroy intern by the rules okay ready that's underwater why is it on fire i need one of these up here i don't even know what's happening anymore i know right it gets so frustrating i'm out of power no don't burn my flag that's good that's a good shot that's a good shot that's a good shot that's a bad shot that's a bad shot ooh that's getting through yes wow that back one didn't do anything no i was like what are you doing back there bro he's like oh incoming intern i forgot about placing defenses you know what best thing about defense is having a good solid offense come on come on come on hi you gotta be kidding me oh yes generate no no your face has got fire happening in turn you know why oh that was a big you blew up my freaking deck gun good you didn't need that anyway i was exactly everything news fire okay let's try something new no we're not trying anything new we are no we're not we just need lots of fire towards you no we don't know lots of lots and lots of fire i'm painting targets incoming target painting no you're not allowed to paint targets didn't you get the memo nope oh god it sounds like a reactor in there i don't know what you're talking it's on fire i hear that there are not enough band-aids to solve this situation maybe we don't need band-aids where we're going i would like some okay and make me feel better incoming band-aids oh gosh those are not band-aids they are i'm pretty sure there is nowhere that says band-aids on the box oh gosh that was a good one seems like the front of your ship is just kind of getting burned you know do you know why i need to stop talking about the front of my boat there's not really much there i'm gonna whoa do you see that fire i just no no no no no no no no no aircraft that's awesome it is not awesome this is the sucky part of things being awesome for you no i don't even know what i'm trying to do anymore i know i've got you so frustrated that you don't even know what's happening panic mode engaged i'm just stuck doing that look at all those missiles they're funny no they're not why didn't uh i'm aiming too high it looks like your boat's on fire in turn oh come on incoming bullets don't do that don't do that don't do that it's incoming lots and lots of bullets i have done it i have blown him up i went to kabul okay well you know what i'm okay with that because now i can double my efforts towards one area and the sucky thing is about that area is that it's very difficult for me to hit i mean i'm just gonna try to whittle my way all the way through your base you can stop doing that i don't want to what do i do now cry don't tempt me man those are such nice hits oh i killed something i don't even know what it was that's good no it isn't yeah no it exactly isn't good i just totally shaved the entire top of your ship hey and turn you remember that one time where i sent these towards you hey you remember that one time where you didn't do that because you were nice to me for once no i didn't ever never would think of that one oh you still don't have defense going i mean i'm working on it but did you see that i sent nukes this time nukey new knew just straight up shaving your ship that's just this is just bullying at this point i don't know where your back reactor is so you know exactly where it is oh yeah there it is hey catch i'm sending you some friends those don't look like friends they're friends with an attitude are those really friends at that point oh i just kind of messed things up a little bit but that's fine sending more friends friendship happening friendship friendship uh friendship this friendship is about to sink oh i'm gonna sync your friendship you don't even know how oh that's way over i know exactly how because you're showing me how i don't even know what you're talking about intern you know exactly what i'm talking about i don't know what you're talking about intern i'm gonna plead the 14th amendment whatever that one is that's not how this works uh-huh it is how it works your ship is too large and i can't sync it normally so i'm just trying to sync it any way that i know how all i have is one little machine gun for defense it's working though why is that one doing the loop to lose exactly where it shouldn't be oh you're kidding me how did that happen the nuke blew up it oh is that defense i see is it working uh not not really okay why is it showing i'm getting hurt in areas that aren't getting hit oh gosh that would look painful it you know it might have been your boat's mostly underwater my dude do i just cut my losses right now i don't know if you you can i'm trying to build things up to get to the back your boat but i literally i'm trying to build things up to stop you from doing that [Music] you got them all hot dang that was good shooting hey you hit me that was illegal why did you hit me i did yeah can i can i do that some more please sure try to hit that one is that what looks like it's like perfectly right into whatever plant that is yeah that was a good one okay i'll give you some more target practice well i can't do the target practicing if i don't have the practicers for the target practice oh you're missing practices for the targeter yeah they didn't show up to work today i wonder why [Laughter] go nukes go go come on come on that's a little bit shallow but it'll work that'll work okay goodbye half of your boat oh can i connect to it no i can't it's sinking in turn your boat is sinking yeah now i need to i don't even know what i can do just you know in chess you can usually wave or like tip your king over you know in chess i can flip the board i'm sending all my nukes trying to end this trying to send you're not ending it fast enough sending all of my nukes wow that was painful looking come on one little guy take it out take it out take it out take it out no he's gonna take it out is that gonna be why must you do this to me i'm trying to end it in your poor little moat this is not doing the ending thing that you think it is i'm trying to maybe i'll just use it i'm just gonna see if this volley ends it there's no point fighting she's shooting oh no that was a bad shot uh nope not that one come on here i'm gonna help your back my broken tip ah nope that didn't hit the top off you know maybe i'll build oh no i can't build that way my the end of my boat is literally out of the build zone really yeah i mean i'm driving oh there it is there we go ah finally i'm so sorry you took that long you are not sorry okay bye and i'd also like to thank the patreon and youtube supporters especially alan h apollo bunny auto dave bieninator ben dickie j tay hippies destructo man eagle lark maxer spencer t vc engineer whip it good baron fox zarnoff deegan jason amaral whiskey spider sacks joe b fury arrow 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Length: 21min 4sec (1264 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 13 2022