Destroying My Friendships With A DEATH STAR in Forts

oh hey intern well hey do you know what I found a new weapon called The BFG 10 000 obliterating lasers you two I don't know destroy the Death Star plans I mean you know what that's backwards I don't even know what we're doing you're in the wrong Trilogy buddy we need to make can we make the Death Star up top oh my goodness oh they're already shooting excuse me dude that is illegal on 14k you shall not do that again sir okay my blow it up blow it upload upload okay that didn't work I'm gonna make a death star okay we need to get the Technologies and junk so we'll put that in the butt of the other one and I think this thing needs like 16 000 oh it's attacking the legs oh that's not good so your job they watch the movies Luke's gonna come down in his little weird speeder and crash land and then cut it apart with a lightsaber just like he's doing right on the screen right now good job Luke I'm proud of you oh my gosh they're shooting again already they have a lot of shooting shoots but I'm totally gonna make the Death Star I love the shootie shoots okay can you blow up the shootie shooters I want to this front at whatever has already lost his face the front a t whatever Don't You Know You're a Star Wars em properly well I know it's on atat what is it in the uh uh man I don't know either somebody's got us covered in the comments though you're appreciated they always are oh no oh two of them oh I got one nicely oh you made big fire I did fire okay I don't like this setup we're gonna have to redo this if I'm gonna make the Death Star it needs to have our gigantic laser we should be a circle first off shut your mouth I can't make circles out of squares sure you can we're on a team here we're not supposed to be bickering back and forth like usual games that is the best place to bicker I have to have a big flat area to get this thing working and then I'll make it a circle a big flat circle yes I did I think those go together but my AT-AT whatever has windmills on its back so that's kind of cool just in case you lose that front one we have that back one too I'm not gonna lose it they're about to lose their next shooting I can make the laser tech upgrade and upgrade all the things boy I really wish I had energy to take out the shootie shoes no I'm not letting you I have to upgrade all the things we have energy to make the Death Star whoa guys oh that's dangerous and sketchy quick repair all the things prepare all the things quick repair I just said that no I was gonna use that money no I need the money my money mine mine there I'll better know look at me you're making this constantly broke I thought you were gonna say constipated I was like yeah par for the course oh no oh well there goes that see if I had money to shoot the gun I would blow him up already oh oh yeah I'm not even gonna fight it no I mean that's that's how things work well actually in turn there's no money in this game it's mining stuff and then battery stuff I need more mining stuff oh there we go we took out the rebel scum just like the simulations well actually the rebels weren't in this battle ever how many times can we mock the comments in the video hmm what is that they have Rockets now that's okay because I am building oh look at the size of this laser look up top just looking oh we're on fire that that takes up a lot of space it does now I can properly make the Death Star though I ain't have a death star a derp star interpreter okay you can't make fun of me because I'm an engineer not an architect so building things that look like death stars isn't my fortitude but you're fortitude shut up what are you doing are you gonna build you have an art degree I'm giving it curves yeah degree you do the design of that make your degree useful and you keep things safe I don't know how to do that I have an engineering degree I'm used to blowing things up you stupid door would you not be repairing right now so I could blast okay got a blast yeah and then we stay anyway we started blasting well that's that's six missiles [Laughter] well they opened the door for me so that was nice of them oh so nice Get Wrecked yeah it actually kind of worked it's gonna be painful I thought you were supposed to stop the pain no pain is just weakness leaving our Fort my goodness you really messed up the design of this The Derp star I got one intern I got one hey oh I'm going for the back one hey oh are they now I did that's a little rude that's all our technology is not all of it we have a super sized laser up top also sad that we can't use missiles oh there we go yeah okay now it's kind of looks like a face wait hold on it's ready it turn it's ready oh oh okay the third episode six let's go and there's no Rebels okay oh wait I hear it what oh okay then they're rebuilding they're rebuilding it I almost want to let them rebuild just for the amazing wall used to be there and then if I if I strike up top and get started on fire we need a fire laser that's our mini laser all right little laser light up the life oh you miss you Dingus and I'm not sure the laser is the Dingus no it's the laser I promise oh no they're burning and they don't have power I think they ran out of power really they ran out of something because their building has gone really slow now huh oh no things are falling we must have additional fires we must construct additional pylons no there's no pylons it's a prong Game Dude amp oh it's not a death star it's a death face it does look like a Derpy eye doesn't it he's got a little laser eye like you missed I just oh that's all metal oh yeah all right what can I hit now you shall not build oh no oh no oh I missed you missed this is jaw is wiggling you're very very chewing oh my God this is the best laser ever why do we make I'm a fire in my laser uh intern uh oh no more we should make one in the back one and then just fire through the first AT-AT whatever it is that's a terrible idea I love it let's do it we don't need that base thankfully it's very easy to build one of these I was gonna build one there I guess I'll have to build one on top oh tension oh no we have to get number it is there's flashy things happening uh-huh it's also starting to lean forward he's got the droopy snoot he's got the Michael Jackson I'll give him a third leg wait can I say that on YouTube I don't think I can oh especially not where you're putting it I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't mean to if we just cover up all the spots it'll be a dress I wonder how mad that would be if I just like lit their New Forest on fire there it's all background bracing and they're not putting it out they don't have enough money that's even more terrible oh I want to see if I can snipe that tiny little bit of Ford up top you probably could you're the like King sniper man I kind of want to use the front atat whatever it is and oh nice shot oh yeah oh yeah okay I'm gonna take out their windmills because I really just want to fire my own yes oh there's a reactor right there I found the reactor in dirt okay I think it's time we get rid of our problem oh those things have a lot of recoil look at the front one it's got a case of the wigglies thankfully we built up a ton of uh reinforcements on the third leg and uh we also need to turn a lot of this in the background bracing so I can actually shoot yeah I didn't think of that I just got excited then now I can shoot let's do it let's take out our own friend can we fire both at the same time I don't know uh no we need wait wait wait wait wait we need more yeah yeah yeah build all the things build it you know we have a problem good this could go up in flames it's okay I'm here for it I also want to make sure that I can shoot through this all right we have a Max of 49.50 okay how much yeah twice we just need the energy for it pay the resources too give me an upgrade here let me upgrade here this might also be a little bit weird but I'm gonna go backwards here and build a little fort back here just in case that whole front side kind of gets disconnected yeah one would say we have a backup plan but um hey the front one can fire down here this will be exciting oh it just grounded up obliterating oh look at that recoil though I know oh that's so awesome I'm gonna start delaying the leg so it falls forward we're just working thoughts are starting to win here I can see why you've made a self-portrait up top of derp man face reveal all right you ready Let's uh I'm ready let's melt the legs of our boy all right and three two one Fire Fire come on oh so satisfying intrusive thoughts have come and they've won they win and the good news is our reinforcements survived yeah all of it did now if we shot a cannon that's in here that'd be very that'd be very bad yeah I don't think cannons are a good idea do not win today I just like you're like you're making fun of my death star and then you make that hey at least mine looks like something just staring in abject horror of the things we've done is it time that we build him a body he has to become sentient oh gosh we could we totally could we have legs down there now sort of you're right oh man this is gonna be cursed uh-oh uh what's breaking I don't know there's a lot of weight hanging down are they building things too oh they're they are that's a mistake that's just another Target why would they do this to us you're not allowed to build things oh man it's ripping apart from the inside it's okay I've connected need to give him a metal nose piece there now he has a nose he also has one leg it's alive it's alive you know what it looks like a little bit almost a Minecraft creeper at this point oh you're right imagine if creepers shot Doom lasers from their face oh no maybe exploded makes me sad our death star huh well good thing we still have Death Star Technology we just have to wait seven seconds until this thing is ready and then we can blast them out uh-huh are you ready for this intern oh I'm ready and we should have adequate power three two one activate that was fantastic that was amazing did we win yes we win I would think we did it go we did lose three of our reactors though so the AI had us going we don't talk about it yeah thanks for watching bye I'd like to thank all of my patrons and channel members including Auto day Ben Dickie J Teddy IPS ninja General Harris Trend damn starting off maxer Ralph VC engineer whip it good so cars RX Spencer T whiskey endless splatter sex Doug rules skunk chess Corian Brad Dalton z secunder d Grayson Aurora monkey Kyle V Zane W Mr one code I know and fussy badge nine

Channel: Blitz

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Id: _NrS0EEPV5A

Length: 11min 58sec (718 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 30 2023