Using 9000 IQ To DESTROY My Friendships in Forts

well this is interesting yeah why am i in the front two boats versus for me one boat oh no why what did i do to deserve this i was asking myself the same thing okay so fort's high seas should be a fun little adventure today mm-hmm fun really the worst cat the boat's leaning one way and the other if i make my ship sink are you guys going to judge me or no that's what you're supposed to do so the real talk is that it's youtube versus me yes right yes the way it should be no never felt more fair it's not equally balanced thanos taught me well did he also teach you not to lose your head i don't have one that explains a lot it does i don't know what you guys are talking about it's okay don't worry about it too much if i did it would make my head hurt and i don't have one [Laughter] plus it's two of you versus me how did we arrange this to happen don't like easy just you know not acknowledging what you said oh you said hey can i have two people on my team and we're just like i can ignore that guy he doesn't really want two people he's just making funny words i also like the sound of whatever this says oh that's me that's me my singing voice do you have a singing voice it's beautiful or like screams of terror but i'll take it kate's over there crying because he likes my singing voice so much sometimes you're going to be singing a lot more like that in a minute no please don't i'm too young to die whoever said anything about that i'm just going to make you sing because i like you singing so much exactly i don't even know what i'm doing right now oh good keep doing that i just built something i don't know if i wanted it hey catch in turn it's for you uh what what am i catching hey bullets in your life well you missed hey take this then i shot your i shot your little dude in the head it's like you know what two could play that why is this so hard why did you just shoot into space oh you know what they're getting a bit too cozy with each other that's why oh yeah i can't shoot my two okay okay you know what hey i'm just gonna call one of those oh hey no that's a sniper what a shot that was illegal i'm gonna put down a sandbag so you can't snipe my sniper anymore give me one of these in my life i think you want to do that because there goes the other guy oh never mind you missed what about if i do it like that what you hit the wood behind my guy uh-huh and then like that there we go you shot my sniper what did he ever do to you he was looking at me funny in front of your mom intern what do you think of my shift i've worked really hard are you building in oh my what are you doing it's chunky this is not good i'm investing it's two of you versus the one lonely me i like the sound of that i have an idea catch no no no no no no no oh nice back up kade i got wait there's two that sucks man there's two of you aha oh you're so dumb i can't even shoot anything okay i gotta i gotta go a different route to change how this looks no i'm gonna get rid of that i know it's probably a bad idea i'm gonna get rid of that thank you i was getting rid of that oh my word okay i've learned something very important what's that yeah these things kind of suck about these things oh that one almost got up repairing that like immediately one of those disco ball guns it looks like it's exciting and stuff hey blitz i got something for you oh please no more exciting things did i miss yeah frisbees of death oh just gonna take a little off the top death bees upgrade i don't have any more money that's why i can't end up screaming about now i had nothing or no sorry singing how do i not how do i do that i want to upgrade oh that's not strong enough wow oh nope everything's fine tell you what i'm going to send one of these in oh ho ho that's really you really like your deck gun don't you how do i i need to need to upgrade this stop it intern i really appreciate you being the front line here i don't like this i i don't but it's working so maybe i do how do i i need to i need to upgrade now i need to upgrade maybe i should have bought these a long time ago no kate you are not allowed to buy things at all i can only build no buying something just fell off my boat not sure what it was i thought it wasn't important there we go you're dropping your things again drop it like it's hot drop it like it's hot incendiary motors are hot what is that no no no no no no way to make it through did you just did it just not make it through i did it i did it and then i'm gonna do one of these oh big fancy oh my gosh okay i see that little purple thing up there and i don't want that there in turn let's how do you like this instead huh how do you like that oh no you took out my sniper but i took out oh i hit your mortar oh you blew up my mortar hey i did it i need some more things going on that's what i need i don't want any more things going on hey enter and catch i don't want a catch send it back no no no no no no no no oh i hate you're so bad hey but you know what you can't shoot down whoa oh those are saw blades up dad wow didn't do anything yeah i had that where'd it go i saw bladed it to death well don't do that you didn't see you didn't see no oh he's got the energy dome i do [Music] hey you know what can get through armor don't want to know oh it's too hard ah no no i just shot the water this was so bad hey catch take that now no no no no no no no it's fine and catch one of these i just saw blade in your rockets hey speaking of rockets they have a red glare and they're bursting in air and kade is about to get i don't know oh yes beautiful oh i just barely completed that in time well then i think we're gonna do something like this i don't know if i can oh oh it missed me oh no no wow i can't do anything good keep doing where did my stupid saw blade go what was that big old gun and something like that whoa wait what you just blew that up that was illegal you're not allowed to blow things up on my boat sure it's so fun though i would not be careful i would not talk right now if i were you i hate you so bad oh gosh i don't know what this does when i'm gonna build it black black flag oh i like that my shield bearing and let's send one of those then more than willing to let intern die wow kate's playing the long game man oh my word that flak is just destroying me it's so good i love it so much oh oh oh oh oh oh no effect oh gosh no my flick why would you do that to my face i'm sorry okay nothing was there anyway i know i was uh warming it up oh okay you're just playing it through its faces what is that sound there's so many sounds that i can't do anything okay we're good sounds pretty scary but it's okay no nothing is okay it's a little sketch no no no no no no no you got it oh that didn't do as much as i i was hoping for more damage i don't know what this does but i'm going to find out wow that's big and bright i don't know what happened was that oh gosh things are burning it's the mind games gun uh quick do something like that okay and then uh oh gosh oh why do you abuse my sniper so much he abused me first if you remember okay you know what we're gonna do something like that enter no yes intern i said no and i say yes i said no oh it's working though oh it's a trade oh you just blew up half of my stuff hey hey that seems like a pretty wow hey quack do it some more no no no no no no no no i don't have defense to do it anymore no i want to get rid of that stupid howitzer you have it's not a howitzer it's a deck cannon well it's scary really you don't even know what scary is uh ouch this thing's on fire that's pretty scary yep so let's give it to you man would you stop seriously would you please stop that was my defense i needed that good good good good now we do the thing where we just do a laser pointer hey i upgraded it i upgraded it oh no whoa oh okay i'm okay i'm okay i'm okay i'm okay everything's okay everything is gonna be all right everything is cool when you play by the rules everything is so many rockets coming my way oh you gotta stop that right now i literally don't want to is it bad that i've already looked past you towards cade wow he said no but he didn't even notice that this was coming deca guns are awesome i still have the front of my boat deck guns are cool when you play by the rules oh that sniper just got a baseball i said i'd destroy that sniper specifically does i need somebody help need somebody to help me i need somebody to drop the deck guns on your face no no not allowed in turn if that gets you i just want you to know you were the best friend i ever had oh and missed it got you instead that's what you get for losing hope in me oh dumb great idea no there's no great ideas kade there's only bad ideas on great ideas you know what at least i have the space to oh you gotta stop now i don't want to yeah this is it's bad ideas now i'm full of them how does your medicine taste huh is it bitter like your love for me tastes like grapes let's go second airplane it's can you just like entertain him for a bit while they work on my stuff i just shot my own sniper hey good job kade thank you oh god oh no i don't even know what's going on over there but i enjoy it um oh there's where all these coming from there's so many things i want to happen i don't know where to start they're coming for mommy and daddy rockets it hurts in turn it's a bad idea right now if you build higher i'm just going to warn you with that in turn well then i start doing something like this see that's going to work when it's ah you've got to see he's stopping that now oh this is okay okay you know what i need right now i need to destroy both of you easily it's not easy though it isn't it's actually being really hard because it's hard okay thankfully kade is building higher and it's going nicely so i can just avoid shooting in turn and kade's getting all of my flak power even my mortars can get in without any problems now it's kind of fun incendiary mortar attack no not allowed i'll see you guys remember that one time i did this it was funny you are the chosen one i don't feel very chosen right now except chosen for execution at least you have nice like unsquishy parts in your front end i can hit see the best part is your shield prevents you from being hit by this second bomb yeah that's okay i feel like it's probably an oversized bad idea here in turn time to reveal that secret weapon you've been making uh it will as soon as blitz lets me remember that secret weapon here it comes oh it dropped in the water without that whoa okay i got one of the rockets nice come on hit enter he didn't turn no no don't hit me oh don't hit me either i don't mind that okay i need to take intern out though i think you need to return fire that sounded good this sounds also good no no no oh some of it went through he lost a sniper hey what are you going to lose i'm so sorry not sorry i don't think you know how to be sorry i don't know what that did but it sounded very explosive it made me very annoyed with you okay no why would you build why would you build a flat gun uh-oh i don't like whatever that's oh gonna block those yes [Music] [Laughter] remember that one time where i shot a mortar to kind of defend against your flak and then i was like i don't really like your plaque so i'm going to send a nuke in and then i'm going to send this past it oh oh they break into multiple missiles yeah it's my upgrade huh it's funny i don't like that okay did you know there's real estate above your head it's free do you think i'll be able to get to it without taking a rocket to my face no i mean just keep doing what you're doing because you're lasting longer than i have i'm going easy on you right now kade i'm just trying to get something to go easy on k but yeah you're just like hey let's delete him right now yeah i mean you have to get rid of intern because i pay his bills oh that flack though i think if i just get a good enough defense i can get a good enough offense but are you gonna have a good enough defense probably not you have too much defense now that's all i've been able to do for the last 10 minutes of this bombardment that's illegal oh it's going to make it it's going to make it it's going to make it down whoa like invasive action it did you train those things go boy get them wow that's so expensive and every time i pull up on you kade that's a great question i wish i had an answer for oh what are you doing on the top side of the world here nothing okay there's real estate it's the free real estate i don't have access to free real estate well not with that attitude i hate you guys i'm dead then he still hates me how can you talk i'm stopping i'm shooting him down my black skull eventually i can make something up here no i think you got plenty of time to do so say well oh i hate that oh yeah we're okay you have so much defense i can't get through at all oh no oh that's why i wanted to get rid of it i was almost done but no and nothing else got blown up right there i would wait for you hey remember this time what is this what is that oh excuse me oh i'm sorry did i why does it the defenses now oh my god oh man i'm having a fun time thank you for guys for for playing this is my smallest boat ever and he's somehow kicking butt there is a problem though i have a big problem my problem is that i my weapons are too powerful that i can't generate enough power that's a great problem yeah it is especially when i can go right at sea level and go wow oh no go my one incendiary ow ooh you burned his laser i did do i get a break uh no oh okay what is a break what's a break when you got nukes the mortar just hit the rocket it did yes and it's some help it just decided i'm done yeah i just i don't want to really play anymore yeah i think that's how i feel right now yes that missed no that hit you have so much fire uh it's not working oh how did that bottom one miss oh my laser's gone right you just noticed oh packer i'm not even looking at where i'm hitting right now you just know it's working yeah i just know that the last one hit so this next one's gonna hit you have zero defense right now kade i have zero everything your guy's gonna tip over remember what i said about syncing my ship earlier i was just thinking about this moment he's like i am just running away bottom of the ocean is less dangerous than it is people don't nuke me down there that'll do it destruction is it fair to call it a boat at that point no i don't think it is oh you hit a sniper though i don't think he's fired that thing in 12 minutes well that's what he's been using the to aim the rocket there's one interesting thing that you're not really defending against no that's not true it doesn't need to with aim like that what are you talking about in turn backseat gaming here if maybe if you are better at the game you wouldn't be dead right now hey maybe if you let me make a video i wouldn't be dead right now i don't even know what you're talking about i may let you make three videos a week and this was gonna be one of them but you're just like nah this is gonna be my video what did you just sneak in there i snuck in the back door that was a buzzsaw no you had no metal on your ship so i just cut through it with cut through the wood with the buzzer 120 000 damage versus 8200 you guys didn't do any reactor health damage to me oh that was fun and i'd also like to thank the patreon and youtube supporters especially alan h apollo bunny auto dave beanater ben dickie j ty hippies destruct old man eagle arc maxer spencer t vc engineer whip it good baron fox zarnoff deegan jason amaral whiskey spider sacks joe b fury arrow doug rules 2.0 nerdy geek skunk chest accordion link here bread and lewis

Channel: Blitz

Views: 885,459

Keywords: blitz, blitz plays, blits, blitz forts, forts blitz, forts gameplay, forts game, forts new update, forts update, forts tech tree, forts ships, forts ship, forts planes, forts plane, forts warship, forts new, forts ep 1, forts missile spam, forts rocket, forts rocket rush, forts high seas, forts high seas dlc, forts high seas multiplayer, forts multiplayer, forts multiplayer blitz, forts interndotgif, interndotgif forts, forts imcade, imcade forts

Id: xtmDHbBY4j8

Length: 20min 12sec (1212 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 29 2022

Reddit Comments

[u/theelement92bomb]

exposed weapons entire fight

no sniper fire whatsoever

in a match where the enemy is going deck guns and missiles, a severe lack of AA spam

the deck gun was never set to focused

very little expansion, definitely not using all possible Econ

internal and backside armor, massive drain on resources especially early

did I mention no sniper fire? One person literally building a sniper and just manning it would cause a massive resource sink on the enemy team