I WENT TO GET A COFFEE THIS
MORNING, GREAT PLACE OVER THE ROAD, AND THE SONG, GUESS WITH
SONG I HEARD PLAYING ON THE RADIO? >> Reggie: I DON'T WANT TO,
WHAT WAS IT. >> James: IT WAS MARVIN GAYE'S
LET'S GET IT ON. (APPLAUSE). >> Reggie: LOVE IT. >> James: I WAS LIKE, IT IS A
SENSUAL SONG, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. >> Reggie: UH-HUH. >> James: I FEEL LIKE THERE
AREN'T MALE ARTISTS OUT THERE DOING SENSUAL SOULFUL VOCALS ANY
MORE, YOU KNOW? LIKE IT'S NOT SEXY ANY MORE, YOU
KNOW? LIKE I'VE DONE MY PART, I'M
BRINGING SEXY BACK. (LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE). >> James: BRINGING SEXY BACK
TO LATE NIGHT. >> Reggie: YEAH. >> James: NOW THIS MIGHT SOUND
AR GANTD T MIGHT BUT I WAS THINKING I, THINK I'M PROBABLY
THE SEXIEST MALE VOCALIST ALIVE. (APPLAUSE). >> James: I BELIEVE THAT. I BELIEVE I'VE GOT A SENSUALNESS
AND A SEXUALITY IN MY VOICE. >> HEY, JAMES. (APPLAUSE)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> I LOVE YOU TOO. >> James: USHER, LADIES AND WE
HAVE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW RIGHT
NOW, YOU'RE NOT ON UNTIL AFTER THE PREAK. >> YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I
COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING YOU OUT HERE TALKING ABOUT YOU WERE
THE SEXIEST MALE VOCALIST ALIVE? >> James: YEAH, WELL, I DON'T
KNOW, I DON'T KNOW-- WE MIGHT HAVE TO PLAY THE TAPE BACK, I'M
NOT SURE EXACTLY WHAT I SAID BUT--
(LAUGHTER) >> WELL --
>> James: IF THAT IS WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEN YES, SO WHAT,
IT'S TRUE. >> WELL, I'M ALIVE. (APPLAUSE)
LET'S BE HONEST, WHEN PEOPLE IMAGINE A SMOOTH, SENSUAL,
SOULFUL VOICES ARE THEY GOING TO PICTURE A GUY LIKE YOU OR DO
THEY THINK OF A GUY LIKE ME, USHER. >> James: WELL, THAT, RIGHT,
RIGHT. >> YEAH. >> James: WAIT, I'M NOT SAYING
THAT ARE YOU NOT A SEXY, SENSUAL SINGER. >> I THINK DID. >> James: I AM JUST SAYING I
THINK I AM SEXIER AND SENSUALI-ER. >> OKAY, WELL, HOW ABOUT WE
SETTLE THAT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW. (APPLAUSE). >> James: HANG ON. IF I AM HEARING THIS RIGHT, IT
SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE CHALLENGING ME TO A SEXIER MALE VOCALS
RIFF-OFF. IS THAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M
DOING. >> James: NO, NO, NO, NO,
UNFORTUNATELY, WE CAN'T, OKAY. WE CAN'T DO THAT. >> WHY NOT. >> James: BECAUSE, TO HAVE A
RIF-OFF, SIR, WE HAVE TO HAVE THE FILHARMONIC AND I KNOW FOR A
FACT THEY AREN'T HERE AND WE CAN'T HAVE. >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. I MADE A FUEL CALLS, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, AND LOOK WHO I FOUND. (APPLAUSE)
THE FILHARMONIC, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. YES! >> James: OKAY, ARE YOU
SURE. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO ABOUT T
HUH? REMEMBER, SPACE AND OPPORTUNITY,
MAN. (APPLAUSE)
. >> James: ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE
READY FOR THIS? BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU, IT'S
ABOUT TO GET SENSUAL. (APPLAUSE)
IN A WAY THAT I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. ♪ I WILL NEVER FIND ANOTHER
LOVER SWEETER THAN YOU ♪ SWEETER THAN YOU
AND I WILL NEVER FIND ♪ ANOTHER LOVER
MORE PRECIOUS THAN YOU ♪ MORE PRECIOUS THAN YOU
AND ALL MY LIFE ♪ I'VE PRAYED FOR SOMEONE
LIKE YOU ♪ AND I THANK GOD
THAT I, THAT I FINALLY ♪ FOUND YOU
ALL MY LIFE ♪ I'VE PRAYED FOR SOMEONE
LIKE YOU ♪ AND I HOPE THAT YOU FEEL
THE SAME WAY TOO (<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i>)
♪ YES, I PRAY THAT YOU DO LOVE ME TOO
(<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i>) (<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i>)
>> WOW! SOMEBODY GET THIS GUY A TIC-TAC. YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM HONESTLY
LIKE SURPRISED, ACTUALLY. >> James: YEAH? YOU THINK MY VOCALS ARE SMOOTH
AFTER ALL, STARTING TO REGRET THIS DECISION? >> NO, NO, NO, NO, MEAN. IT IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE
EASIER THAN I THOUGHT. HIT IT! ♪ WHOA
AH, MERCY, MERCY ME ♪ OH THINGS AIN'T
WHAT THEY USED TO BE ♪ NO, NO
WHERE DID ALL THE BLUE SKIES GO ♪ POISON IS THE WIND THAT BLOWS
FROM THE NORTH AND SOUTH ♪ AND EAST
WHOA ♪ MERCY, MERCY ME
OH THINGS AIN'T ♪ WHAT THEY USED TO BE
NO, NO ♪ WHAT ABOUT THIS
OVERCROWDED LAND ♪ HOW MUCH MORE ABUSE
FROM MAN CAN SHE STAND ♪ WHOA
MERCY, MERCY ME (<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i>)
>> >> James: WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> I JUST WIPED THE FLOOR. >> James: WIPED THE FLOOR. HEY, HEY, HEY. >> HOLD ON A SECOND. >> HOLD IT, HOLD IT. HEY! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. LUKE EVANS. >> LUKE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> LOOK, I'M SORRY, ABOUT BUT DO
YOU GUYS THINK THIS IS SEXY? BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING SEXY
ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE. LOOK, LOOK, I LIKE YOU, ARE A
FRIEND, OKAY, BUT YOU NEED TO STAY OUT OF THIS. THE BEEF IS STRICTLY BETWEEN ME
AND USHER. >> NO, NO, NO, RIGHT NOW. >> LOOK, I'M JUST STAYING. >> I'M SEXY. >> HEY, HEY, HEY. I'M JUST SAYING, IF THIS IS
TRULY A RIF OFF RIFF OFF OF THE SECRETARIES YS VOKALS AS FAR AS
I AM CONCERNED YOU GUY REQUESTS JUST BAT TELL OUT FOR SECOND AND
THIRD PLACE. >> WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE
IS. >> James: I DON'T KNOW, SOUNDS
LIKE WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT. >> HIT IT, BOYS. ONE, TWO,
THREE, ♪ I GOTTA TAKE A LITTLE TIME
A LITTLE TIME ♪ TO THINK THINGS OVER
CAN'T STOP NOW ♪ I'VE TRAVELED SO FAR
TO CHANGE THIS LONELY LIFE ♪ I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME ♪ I WANT TO FEEL WHAT LOVE IS
I KNOW YOU CAN SHOW ME (<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i>)
>> WELL, WELL, WELL, OKAY, OKAY, I GUESS WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE. NO ONE SINGS LIKE GASTON. >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> James: LOOK, LUKE, THAT
WAS, THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. >> ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO CALL
IT. YOU GUYS WERE BETTER THAN ME,
I'M NOT GOING TO GET UPSET ABOUT IT OR ANYTHING OUT THERE. >> NO, NO, NO, DON'T YOU DARE. I'M GOING TO WALK AWAY WITH WHAT
LITTLE DIGNITY HAVE I IN TACT AND I WILL GET BACK TO THE
SEERING POLITICAL COMEDY THAT I DO EVERY NIGHT HERE ON THIS
SHOW. I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE STARTED THIS. I'M NOT A SEXY SINGER AND I'M
FINE WITH THAT. >> A-W. >> HEY, COME ON. COME ON, JAMES. >> JAMES. >> JAMES. >> James: WHAT! WHAT DO YOU WANT, LUKE? >> LISTEN, THERE'S A LOT OF MUMS
OUT THERE THAT STILL THINK YOU'RE SEXY. (APPLAUSE). >> James: REALLY? YOUR MUM SAID THAT? >> WELL, NOT MY MUM. BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF MUMS THAT
STILL DO. >> YEAH. IT'S A MIND THING, JAMES, AS
LONG AS YOU FEEL SEXY WHEN ARE YOU SINGING, YOU KNOW, THEY'LL
BUY INTO IT. >> YEAH. >> James: LISTEN. >> MAYBE, ALL THREE OF US CAN BE
SMOOTH SENSUAL SINGERS TOGETHER. (APPLAUSE). >> James: HANG ON, ARE YOU
SAYING YOU THINK THAT THERE IS A WORLD WHERE WE CAN ALL WORK
TOGETHER AND STAY TOGETHER? >> YES, JAMES, I DO. I REALLY DO. HIT IT. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ I I'M SO
♪ IN LOVE WITH YOU WHATEVER
♪ YOU WANT TO DO IS ALL RIGHT
♪ WITH ME CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL
♪ SO BRAND NEW AND I WANT
♪ TO SPEND MY LIFE WITH YOU OH, BABY
♪ LET'S, LET'S STAY TOGETHER LOVIN' YOU WHETHER, WHETHER
♪ TIMES ARE GOOD OR BAD, HAPPY OR SAD
♪ GOOD OR BAD, HAPPY OR SAD GOOD OR BAD, HAPPY OR SAD
(<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i>) ♪ GOOD OR BAD, HAPPY OR SAD
GOOD OR BAD, HAPPY OR SAD >> James: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, COME ON BACK. LOVING YOU WEATHER. ♪ TIMES ARE GOOD OR BAD,
HAPPY OR SAD ♪ GOOD OR BAD, HAPPY OR SAD
GOOD OR BAD, HAPPY OR SAD (<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i>)
♪ GOOD OR BAD, HAPPY OR SAD
